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32% Be sick for the rest of your life

68% Kill 2 puppies

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Kill 2 puppies

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  • 1028

    Ardit

    7 years ago

    Sorry but the puppies have to take one for the team

    • 274

      Utamey

      4 years ago

      Shouldn't you technically take one for the team considering it's two lives for one? And you get to live anyway.

    • 86

      kevin

      4 years ago

      Utamey what if its the flue or a sickness that kills

    • 63

      gwabens

      4 years ago

      Oh god, my sides hurt hahaha

    • 125

      Tyler Rutland

      4 years ago

      ha haha Fuck puppies I want to be comfortable

    • 68

      WilhelmDokiDoki

      4 years ago

      What's "the flue"?

    • 62

      Weeaboss

      4 years ago

      Utamey lives under the delusion that all lives are equal.

    • 38

      Jelle Wijers

      4 years ago

      if it weren't puppies everyone would've chosen red anyway

    • 16

      max

      4 years ago

      Why the fuck does every comment have 127 likes

    • 8

      max

      4 years ago

      My bad that was a glitch :P

    • 2

      Vaeldr

      4 years ago

      Utamey,those are dogs...

    • 43

      John Smith

      4 years ago

      Some people don't know what it means to be sick for years. i'd kill hundreds of puppies for health...

    • 63

      Travis

      4 years ago

      You sick ass hole :(

    • 96

      Dolan_the_Duck

      4 years ago

      You guys are fucking heartless and should all burn in hell

    • 65

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      puppies don't live that long anyway

    • 12
    • 48

      Jessica Henning

      3 years ago

      you are heartless.

    • 12

      Franklin Chen

      3 years ago

      @Utamey However... it's 2 ANIMAL lives.

    • 23

      Franklin Chen

      3 years ago

      Dolan the duck.. I can't believe someone like you would say that.

    • 5

      Colin

      3 years ago

      That shouldnt have made me laugh

    • 4

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      3 years ago

      I'll take them to the throat of the world

    • 2

      Max

      3 years ago

      THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RIGHTS.

    • 9

      HanakoFujijima

      3 years ago

      the puppies could be already dying or really sick themselves.

    • 1

      michal

      3 years ago

      they will take 2 for the team not one

    • 4

      Alex Sandro Katamadze

      3 years ago

      PEANUT BUTTER OVERDOSE! at least they will be happy...

    • 21

      juicy

      3 years ago

      don't they eat puppies in china?

    • 0

      morelia cortes

      3 years ago

      How come every comment has over one hundred likes

    • 4

      kangcool09

      3 years ago

      DIDN'T SAY IT WAS BABY CHUPACARBA THEY DO EXSIST THEY ARE BASICALLY UGLY LOOKING DIZZESD DOGS WHO SUCK THE BLOOD OF ANIMALS THAT WONDER IN THE WILDERENESS

    • 30

      acesun

      3 years ago

      Fucking ass on a dick you are fucking horrible, letting puppies die? Suck cock you gay bitch.

    • 16

      Turnip

      3 years ago

      Dude...

    • 16

      Turnip

      3 years ago

      Dude...

    • 1

      Ashlee Lalor

      3 years ago

      got dammit! lol take one for the team X-D

    • 0

      Sierra Nicole

      3 years ago

      Real shit lmfaooo

    • 30

      Utamey

      3 years ago

      To everyone saying "But they're just dogs" to reiterate, YOU DON'T DIE. The choices are either you're just sick forevz, or around 30 years of potential life is ended so you don't have to have the sniffles.

    • 0

      moist hammock

      3 years ago

      M

    • 0

      NewYorker

      2 years ago

      True that

    • 4

      Fly Guy

      2 years ago

      @Dolan At least when we go to hell I won't be the one coughing up a storm on the way there.

    • 0

      israelllll

      2 years ago

      חחח

    • 11

      Jade_daisychain

      2 years ago

      Yeah coz you'd be to shit scare and selfish to have a cold...

    • 25

      KittyJ76

      2 years ago

      YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THAT CHOSE RED YOUR GOING TO HELL GOD MADE DOGS AND PUPPIES TO BE LOYAL AND PROTECT YOU I'M TIRED OF PEOPLES SHIT SAYING "OH LET'S JUST KILL TWO PUPPIES LIKE IT'S NO FUCKING DEAL!" I'M TIRED WITH THAT BULL SHIT!

    • 14

      Cassirinda

      2 years ago

      No school lol

    • 7

      Jesper Clausen

      2 years ago

      Lol. Nobody knows how bad it is to ve sick. IT'S JUST DOGS FFS. Do you know how pigs are getting treated? They kill pig babies when they are born. So 2 puppies won't hurt out of millions.

    • 7

      chloEclaire

      2 years ago

      fuck the puppies. and all you people out there who said youd rather be sick... quit lying

    • 0

      KittiCat9000

      2 years ago

      Pitbull puppies who were about to kill your mom.

    • 5

      Jamberry101

      2 years ago

      Go to bed, blue people. You are sick

    • 10

      kidwithakalling

      2 years ago

      Let the two puppies die of old age? You're still killing them ... Just slowly!

    • 5

      kidwithakalling

      2 years ago

      Let the two puppies die of old age? You're still killing them ... Just slowly!

    • 12

      David Chang

      2 years ago

      That is pretty sick.

    • 1

      e_e

      2 years ago

      Travis, you chose blue...so you're the sick one ._.

    • 1

      Common Sense

      1 year ago

      Shark puppies.

    • 4

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Lol look at all the sick butthurt puppy lovers.

    • 0

      Deandrea Myrick

      1 year ago

      Its the cycle of life I could eat those dogs after to live n it shouldnt b a problem cuz a lion would eat 2 sheep if it meant it could live the strong survive lol

    • 2

      Billy4546

      1 year ago

      Didn't say when you kill them, they could be puppies, wait till they're ill and in pain then give a lethal injection, LOOPHOLE

    • 19

      Elise Pauss

      1 year ago

      You people *cough* are *hack* *cough* *inhale* monsters! *Rolls away in wheel chair with both puppies cuddled up together in my lap.*

    • 16

      Skull

      1 year ago

      FUCK. AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASTARDS! I WILL NEVER *cough* KILL ANY PUPPIES! YOU CRAZY *Wheeze* FUCKS!

    • 0

      CaptainEquifox2

      1 year ago

      Take 2 For the team. *2 Puppies

    • 3

      JonathasNG

      1 year ago

      @Jessica Henning Já acabou, Jessica?

    • 10

      Jack

      1 year ago

      Yeah but, never said any type of sick. so I can be sick with awesomeness!

    • 2

      dwarfsteel

      1 year ago

      meh im no vegetarian ill eat them after i don't give a shit

    • 8

      dofferdoo

      1 year ago

      ok... so your saying 1.5million puppies would die rather than 750000 people be ill... sickness happens every day bro

    • 9

      Arctic Wolf

      1 year ago

      Really dude that's not cool puppies are innocent creatures and you would just kill them off like that's!

    • 8

      Matthew Doherty

      1 year ago

      The only way I would choose red is if the dogs I'm killing are sick and about to die and only if The way the dog dies is euthanasia

    • 5

      Bob...

      1 year ago

      ;-;

    • 6

      Owain

      1 year ago

      How could you D':

    • 1

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Why are so many people mad for people clicking the red button? It's just a would you rather question

    • 0

      NTShd

      1 year ago

      Dogs suck.

    • 1

      Knightjs

      1 year ago

      Kill all the puppies!!

    • 7

      Goldy62

      1 year ago

      Look i already lost 2 of my puppies and every time i hear stuff like this ... Just dont ... (like if u cry every time)

    • 0

      Afwoun

      1 year ago

      Sorry pups, but you can save the human race. Both puppies wil be known as heroes.

    • 0

      Evie Spey

      1 year ago

      I dont understand the ppl voting blue...theyre so fucking stupid

    • 4

      Darth Vader

      1 year ago

      You are a seriously bad person

    • 4

      Darth Vader

      1 year ago

      You are a seriously bad person

    • 5

      Wheatley33

      1 year ago

      says the guy named darth vader

    • 3

      savage

      1 year ago

      Your evil!

    • 0

      Why am I here?

      11 months ago

      Why not kill two sick puppies with an incurable disease? The question didn't say anything about the puppies' conditions. Killing something is a terrible act, but humans need to live...

    • 6

      owen

      11 months ago

      wtf

    • 1

      PyroV3

      11 months ago

      In the words of papa franku, "I'd smash the shit out of that puppy" "Time to put on the old timberlands"

    • 0

      PyroV3

      11 months ago

      In the words of papa franku, "I'd smash the shit out of that puppy" "Time to put on the old timberlands"

    • 0

      PyroV3

      11 months ago

      In the words of papa franku, "I'd smash the shit out of that puppy" "Time to put on the old timberlands"

    • 5

      Lisa Pope-Polk

      11 months ago

      Fuck u tyler puppies are cute not like u

    • 0

      Thomas1

      11 months ago

      Puppies are too common, anyway

    • 2

      RavenSword

      11 months ago

      how mean

    • 0

      NTShd

      11 months ago

      SCREW DOGS

    • 0

      yomonkeys123

      11 months ago

      For all the blue people, Technically both those puppies average life span would be about HALF your life. There for you can either die from a incurable sickness or kill 2 puppies. so take one for the team.

    • 5

      Alex

      11 months ago

      if you killed two puppys in real life you would be a monster and i would probely hunt you down Cuz who would kill a puppy?a monster would

    • 4

      Lisa Pope-Polk

      11 months ago

      U R A MONSTER KILLING PUPPIES U LIVE PUPPIES DON'T LIVE AS LONG AS YOU DO

    • 2

      Jonathan Nanno

      11 months ago

      Who cares about 2 puppies anyway? I would rather enjoy life instead, all you sick animal lovers who love animals more than humans should always stay sick. What has humanity come to?

    • 4

      dragon hunter

      10 months ago

      it dosent say how sick =)

    • 3

      dragon hunter

      10 months ago

      but that was funny ardit

    • 5

      Kira Heller

      10 months ago

      how could u

    • 5

      Austin

      10 months ago

      you are a disgrace to this community

    • 1

      Zealan

      9 months ago

      It's so sad but i'm sick right now and I hate it

    • 0

      TitanFallout

      9 months ago

      *Take 2 for the team

    • 5

      I'm a prank

      9 months ago

      But I'm already sick for life. I have allergies.

    • 0

      Jeremiah

      8 months ago

      sorry puppies

    • 2

      Napstablook

      8 months ago

      i technically am sick for the rest of my life because i have a disease that is NOT contagious called cyclical vometing

    • 2

      tf2giantman

      8 months ago

      its sad that people value a humans life than a dogs. we already kill ourselves everyday at least dogs are cute and dont intend to kill any of their own species

    • 1

      TheFracturedRuby

      8 months ago

      i got walking pneumonia when i was 5 so COME AT ME BRO!!!

    • 2

      Dominic

      8 months ago

      PUPPIES R CUTE UR ALL SAVAGES JERKS >:3

    • 0

      giant132

      8 months ago

      same have to take 2 for the team

    • 1

      TravisMills

      8 months ago

      Yep

  • 80

    warface363

    6 years ago

    BLOOD SACRIFICE FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL! MWAHAHAHA!!!... ahem... i mean, it would be horrible, but it would be better in the long run.

  • 53

    GareBear

    6 years ago

    I'd do it fast and painlessly, but no way am I gonna be sick for the rest of my life.

  • 45

    pengu Meep

    4 years ago

    I'm always sick so it doesn't make a difference.

  • 35

    Yuliana Gonzalez

    4 years ago

    Well, as long as I don't die from the sickness... I mean, as long as is something as Anemia o an incredibly constant flu, I'll take it.

    • 2

      Jedena

      2 years ago

      Are you vegetarian? At least it's your choice but baby pigs are cute to and if you eat meat you show that you don't have a problem with the dead of other animals. Puppies are not special just because they are puppies. Thats what I think. (I don't get the people who laugh at this question)

  • 35

    Noy

    4 years ago

    Oh my god this is emotional blackmail!

  • 28

    MidiSaya

    5 years ago

    I personally love being sick. And I can be sick with puppies!

  • 27

    xMeggieManiacal

    5 years ago

    If iss a cold, no prob. If it's something bigger, well then the rest of my life won't be very much longer. (;

    • 15

      Danielg9792

      4 years ago

      You'd have a cold for the rest of your life to save two puppies? Dude, come on...

    • 1

      Ty TC Collins

      3 years ago

      Wtf is your delusion? Its an animal. I kill atleast 10 a year!

    • 4

      Alphayuzu

      2 years ago

      Even as a vegetarian who cares for all life. I carefully take spiders outside to a safe spot if I see one indoors. I'd still kill the puppies. Animals die all the time. ^ This guy kills 10 per year.

  • 25

    FavsCo

    5 years ago

    Have me suffer the rest of my life...or get rid of two dogs who in the wild would most likely die anyways. Sorry woof-woofs :/

    • 5

      Maggie

      4 years ago

      Lmao :)

    • 3

      James Kevin

      4 years ago

      Yeah they didn't said that you have to kill wild cute puppies.

    • 4

      Overskill

      4 years ago

      And you'd spread the illness too...

    • 5

      Santy Garcia

      4 years ago

      In the wild? That's like saying you should save thereof dogs because you're gonna die anyway, which is true.

  • 21

    ryanburgdorf

    5 years ago

    Micheal Vick would have no problem with making his decision! lmao

    • 3

      wrathseed

      4 years ago

      @ryanburgdorf Micheal Vick was out of state when the dog fighting happened. It was his cousin that fought the dogs. The only reason he was charged because it was happening on his property

    • 0

      Beauty

      2 years ago

      #Freepalestine

  • 20

    bookcrazi

    5 years ago

    They don't mention how sick.. I'd sooo be sick

    • 0

      Skylar

      1 year ago

      Ikr. It is so sad that so many ppl choose red D:

  • 17

    Leah

    4 years ago

    I would rather be physically sick for the rest of my life than be mentally disturbed for killing innocent animals that don'd deserve it

    • 4

      Dudugs

      4 years ago

      Dem peta members

    • 2

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Animals in the nature kill "innocent" animals all the time, I don't see how it's that much worse that I kill a puppy if it was for my own health (maybe unless the sickness is very minor) and the animals don't suffer a lot during the killing process

    • 0

      Banzaitoster

      1 year ago

      Wel i killed so much animals on hunt so i dont care for 2 puppis

    • 0

      LapisLazuli

      1 year ago

      Well I wouldn't care cus I'm a cat person Dogs are just shit to me

  • 16

    Jake

    5 years ago

    sorry "dawgs" ima cat person.

  • 16

    CptHomer

    5 years ago

    Anyone who wouldn't kill the puppies are going way too far with their animal loving. You know that sickness can kill you, right?

    • 17

      billmok

      4 years ago

      You do realize people are animals, right?

    • 18

      chickedy2534

      4 years ago

      Dogs are some of the most amazing creatures I've ever seen. They lower blood pressure, provide a soothing environment, protect you and others, and can rely on their instincts instead of going to a grocery store. Oh, and they save lives. HUMAN lives

    • 8

      Armando Morgenstern

      4 years ago

      look, would you blue-people like to kill your mother or two homeless baby dogs that will suffer and die? did you see it this way?

    • 3

      mitchell

      3 years ago

      You idoits humans come first animals are not people, they should not be treated badly but really? your own heath for a dog!

    • 3

      InkedForLife

      3 years ago

      You know that you're a dipshit right?

    • 6

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Armando, would you like to kill your two beloved family pets or some old pedophile. Did you see it this way? Double standard.

    • 2

      Elixier

      2 years ago

      People who picked blue, its fine for now, but after 10 years of having sickness, you would get so sick at being sick you wish you did, its like a cold, you think their not bad, but when you get one its annoying as anteaters (no offence to anteaters, i know a few nice ones)

    • 0

      Randoman

      8 months ago

      I hate it when people use the "We're animals too" argument. You're right, we are. But we're way more intelligent to be classed along-side a god damn shitzu or ostrich. I'd kill those 2 puppies so fast.

  • 16

    PowerRainbows

    6 years ago

    id make it quick :(

    • 4

      Jasmine

      3 years ago

      At least it wouldn't have to suffer later

  • 13

    Excalibur

    3 years ago

    Fuck the dogs, and by the way FOOL

  • 13

    califeena

    5 years ago

    There is enough dogs in the world as it is. And usually they come in litters, so don't worry, there is still 4 more!

    • 2

      Canadianlife

      1 year ago

      There is enough humans in the world, so a human life is nothing more than a dogs life. We aren't more important

  • 13

    bookcrazi

    5 years ago

    They don't mention how sick.. I'd sooo be sick

  • 12

    Arsen Warezzly

    4 years ago

    I don't give a single fuck about puppies...

  • 12

    Crissy

    4 years ago

    Doesn't say how sick. I can just have a mild cold for the rest of my life :D

  • 11

    Christian Abney

    3 years ago

    I would make it quick, but im not gonna bee Dick for the test of my life. Sorry puppies :(

  • 10

    Marcus Malone

    4 years ago

    sick? NO SCHOOL!:D

    • 8

      Armando Morgenstern

      4 years ago

      no school? NO JOB, NO MONEY, NO FOOD, NO HOUSE, NO HEALTH, DISEASES, EXPOSURE, SUFFERING, DEATH!:D

  • 10

    Ryan

    4 years ago

    As much as I love puppies, I could contrib