You wouldn't be the friendly neighborhood dealer either.
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SnazziestPants
Although both have social stigmas, I think that being a liar is far better than being a drug dealer.
Mizzoulover
Depends on the drugs.
Haider
It could be medicine... but he said 'not the friendly neighborhood dealer' so that gives me the idea that my theory is flawed...
prow
Never said you were a drug dealer just known as one :|
heissenberg
Nope.
kwakuduckguy
You could be the mean old stupid pharmacist. just sayin.
Mayonnaise
I got crack...
Michael Stahm
Heisenberg
irv23
A: but.. I'm not a drug dealer.. B: LIAR!! you're a drug dealer!
yourmumx10
So true
yourmumx10
So true
Mirandathepanda
THANK YOU FINALLY
yoyo
Lol
Micah Frazier
Already known as a liar. I'm over it. If you don't believe me, fine by me. Won't change the truth.
Nick
drug dealers go to prison, and also get shot and killed a lot, so screw that
Sebastian Carman
WHY DOES EVERYONE CHOOSE DRUG DEALER!!!! ILLEGAL PEOPLE!!!!
Griffin
Hey, look, I'm a drug dealer. I can have my own drugs. I'll have a drug that will make you never lie again and never deal drugs again! Boom!
Sparky233
If you were a drug dealer you would get busted and thrown in jail, but if you were a liar and someone asked you if you took drugs you would say yes
howie
why would you want to sell drugs anyway
Detailius
I was playing with my mom in this and i read her this comment and this is exactly what she said "For real."
Sav4ge
but then if you actually are a drug dealer and they know you're one then its a win
PyroAssassin573
Be known as, not is.
PyroAssassin573
Learn how to read.
Pinkie pie
Yeah if people thought you were a drug dealer, you could get arrested, but if people think your a LIAR, ...that wouldn't ...matter
JordanEnderBow
WTF 69 percent of people chose drugs!What is wrong with is happening to us??!!
HailzGamer
I mean... It depends on the lies that i would say and all that stuff...
Hunther
Pharmacist.
Starducks Coffee
DRUGS ARE BAD KIDS !
Connor
Just state a lie, then people will think the truth. There, problem solved
Just hi
Wouldn't affect my life................ (It's a joke)
diogo
absolutely not
Wayne Berg
You could earn a lot of money from dealing drugs in a bad neighborhood
SkullSmasher3000
Well if you're a drug dealer as least you make money
MattFred99
Pixie Sticks haha lol
BraZZers
LIAR!
NicoleEsteves
well i DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Eli
Also then you could say you lie but ur known as liar and confues the crap out of everone XD
panda12332
true
LierBye
I WIN :D
I'll follow the sun
So a simple liar versus a DRUG DEALER?
Siege2k9
U Would be Arested
DareMeGamer
I already lie. Only when my life bends on it though. Besides, i could tell people that the apocalypse is coming and they wont believe me, then i could watch them die in my fallout shelter and say, "Idiots." Plus po po wont belive a word you say. You could say, " It was me" And being a "liar" The po po say "I dont belive you, go away." And you get away with everything. Also, You could tell the truth of doing drugs, and nobody would belive you. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
MelonAde
guys, it just says "known as" it doesnt say u actually ARE
Rahamin
yeah it says known as
Mary Grace
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DatBoi
Dis boi already is the weed man
Alisa Violet
i think that two because drugs is bad ASF, and everybody did lie these days
Guest54126
At least you don't get jailed. Besides, most dealers that get caught lie about something along the way
Daps
But I'm not one. People only think I am.
Anthony_says_hi
i aint going to jail for no reason
Argis13
Every one lies, it doesn't say the degree, so you can be known as someone who occasionally lies to not be offensive.
JoshTDM3
What the heck man!
Jason
yaa we all lied at some point. ADMIT IT!!!! but seriously, admit it
Katie
you could get arrested and go to prison for like 20 years if you r a drug dealer
Mika
If I am a liar then no one would believe me if I say that I'm not a drug dealer, sooo, what is the point? LOL
Olivia
Also, becuase although is bad you at least, you are not breaking any law
[email protected]
@prow never said you were a liar either. you were just known as one
Fasi
You are write
Lol
I agree cuz if u where a drug dealer u could be caught with drugs and go to jail. But if ur a liar if u tried to steal something u could get away with it.
AshruInEiter.io
yea maybe
Panquesito
dijo ser conocido no que eres :v
KonArtist
Being known as a liar says that you're a liar means no one will ever trust you. being a drug dealer doesn't always come with that.
Haider
I don't want sex... I'm gay and have sex with con artists... KonArtist... you're next...
iMitchay
@Haider by saying KonArtist is next you're actually saying he's not next lol
Franklin Chen
yeah. but you'll get arrested
NikWillOrStuff
@Franklin Chen not really, if its marijuana and you're in the right place, its perfectly fine to be a drug dealer.
Mr. Peters
A pharmacist is a drug dealer.
Wh1zzyboy
@Mr.Peters oooooooh didn't think about that
Wh1zzyboy
@Mr.Peters You wouldn't be the friendly neighborhood dealer either. Read the description
Jose
you could just tell the truth when you want to trick someone into somthing.
Cody Dudash
A pharmacist is technically considered a drug dealer.
Glaceon999
What if you were known to be a liar... IN KINDERGARTEN?
Jacob Dittmer
Drug dealers are liars. Breaking Bad.
Nope
better than being arrested for crimes you potentially didn't commit
DareMeGamer
Not true at all. For starters, being a liar means, i could tell people that the apocalypse is coming and they wont believe me, then i could watch them die in my fallout shelter and say, "Idiots." Plus po po wont belive a word you say. You could say, " It was me" And being a "liar" The po po say "I dont belive you, go away." And you get away with everything. Also, You could tell the truth of doing drugs, and nobody would belive you. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Agreed
Mr.PoopyButthole
but being known as a liar could mean that your parents think you lie you couldn't go to prison for that
MyCotingaBird
Still, certain drugs, even when untouched, can affect your body. Are you sure you would risk your immune system over friendship?
overtherainbow
No one said you were ACTUALLY a drug dealer... If you have a reputation for being one, okay. You don't have to sell drugs. Whereas, if you're suspected of being a liar all the time, no one would believe you.
ZzDropkickzZ
But how did you build that reputation?
ZzDropkickzZ
But how did you build that reputation?
DareMeGamer
For starters, being a liar means, i could tell people that the apocalypse is coming and they wont believe me, then i could watch them die in my fallout shelter and say, "Idiots." Plus po po wont belive a word you say. You could say, " It was me" And being a "liar" The po po say "I dont belive you, go away." And you get away with everything. Also, You could tell the truth of doing drugs, and nobody would belive you. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Agreed
nytemare99
I`m no liar
MyCotingaBird
We all lie, especially if our lives and property depend on it.
horsedickdotmpeg
I know some drug dealers, they are not that bad
suryamp
I know right? It's not as bad as people think. Especially in places like California, being known as a drug dealer might get you more friends than what people expect.
Jessehrey
Yeah but there's a difference between selling some weed and M compared to slinging that crack rock. Also it says you're not friendly
DareMeGamer
For starters, being a liar means, i could tell people that the apocalypse is coming and they wont believe me, then i could watch them die in my fallout shelter and say, "Idiots." Plus po po wont belive a word you say. You could say, " It was me" And being a "liar" The po po say "I dont belive you, go away." And you get away with everything. Also, You could tell the truth of doing drugs, and nobody would belive you. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Agreed
MyCotingaBird
Are you serious?
kieradee0526
as a drug dealer i don't have to do the drugs depending on what they are... also you don't make money as a liar
Dave Hayward
i think a lot of people have made money lying their asses off, to be fair
Jessehrey
Lawyers make a ton of money.
Mateusz Szymon Bubienko
Yeah but if you're gonna be a lawyer as a known liar then everybody will know you're lying
DareMeGamer
For starters, being a liar means, i could tell people that the apocalypse is coming and they wont believe me, then i could watch them die in my fallout shelter and say, "Idiots." Plus po po wont belive a word you say. You could say, " It was me" And being a "liar" The po po say "I dont belive you, go away." And you get away with everything. Also, You could tell the truth of doing drugs, and nobody would belive you. I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Agreed
MyCotingaBird
"Also you don't make money as a liar." Quite the contrary, buddy. Look at politicians like Al Gore, Sheila Jackson Lee, Al Sharpton, Maxine Watters, the Clintons, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Rob Mueller until 2019, the Obamas, and John McCain. They lie(d) so many times, and they get paid because people believed in their lies. So, your argument is way invalid.
FavsCo
I am...
suryamp
Nice paradox. Well played sir :D
bodaciouscretaceous
I don't believe you.
XYZinferno
*explosion*
Moo
Who said what type of drugs you sell? Maybe you sell things like ibuprofen, and melatonin.
MyCotingaBird
Or cannabis, heroin, cocaine, meth, Crack, LSD, Molly, bath salts, etc.
MarkTheGr8
Being known as a drug dealer doesn't mean you are a drug dealer. But let's say it do, then you can always quit anyway.
MyCotingaBird
Taking charcoal pills will certainly be effective for rehabilitative recovery.
Guy H
Because at least I'm an honest drug dealer.
iMustacheUaQuestion
Already am one >:D dont tell ze police
Maggie
Either be loved(drug dealer) or be hated(liar) well I'd be want to be known as a pot dealer nothing else
Mattias Larsson
Pharmasutical?
MyCotingaBird
Looking at the description, I don't think so...
Sha5y
i already am a drug dealer...I MEAN...pfft no...
mostdopewhatitis
Thinkin about buyin a gun, becomin a drug dealer. Not a mean one like a friendly drug dealer. Like "hey what's up guys? Want some crack?"
MyCotingaBird
Good luck damaging your body.
vsudyvyevf
being a drug dealer doesn't automatically make you a bad person
7r3v0r13
I love me some crack... Jk
Haider
Police...
MyCotingaBird
Charcoal for you, then...
peterm516
being a drug sealer will cause problems with random people or gangs and could probably get you killed.
bodaciouscretaceous
Only if you're stupid and get involved with such people.
Jizzwold
Those sound like some exciting tv shows you must be watching.
mrnice21
Just sell to suckers and keep it low
MyCotingaBird
Agreed. Usually, lying will be frowned upon, but will not be followed with extreme backlash like being a drug dealer would.
HazardousInferno
People lie all the time... So why is it a big deal?
MyCotingaBird
I lie to my parents and some of my acquaintances that I hate anime. They believed that lie and left me alone, so I watch the shows in secrecy. Anime to me is like pornography to some loser who cares about very few things, like for example men for girls and women for money. Not that I am a loser, since I would rather not do reckless things like having sex for pleasure. I am glad to be celibate for a long period of time, if not until the day I die.
Zara
Rather be a drug dealer who everyone trusts. Besides I'd probably be rich as well. And have credibility.
Batman
You could actually just say the opposite of what you mean, and everyone will believe what you really mean. Like if there's a bomb on a plane, and you yell out 'There's a bomb on this plane', no one will believe you. But if you say 'There's not a bomb on this plane', people are getting the hell out of there. I only realised this after I chose drug dealer. God damn it.
MyCotingaBird
That kind of lying would get you arrested. Yelling "FIRE" or "BOMB" in an airplane? Bad idea.
Mayonnaise
Already am a known and notorious drug dealer.
Skylar
You are least likely to get arrested for being a liar, maybe.
MyCotingaBird
Lying to the police, on the other hand, could raise some suspicions.
Crissy
A liar, no argument.
MyCotingaBird
Indeed. Better to damage your relationship than your immune system.
Ashleysky
Drug dealer is 100% the right pick, i would never be known as a liar.
MyNameIsFinn
Read the extra info
Gabriel Tato
I'm an a drug dealer already so I don't give a fuck
Gabriel John Galang
paradox time
Zach Hansen
I'll just be a cynical pharmacist. Problem solved.
Charles
Rule number one, the Doctor lies.
Name
You could use a little of the drug you deal and don't worry about the world.
MyCotingaBird
All right, who came up with that idiotic statement? Someone who has no life?
ben
I wonder what Skyler was more pissed about...
MyCotingaBird
What do you mean? And who is Skyler?
agindoof
pharmacist!!
MyCotingaBird
Description implies that you are not a pharmacist. So, either way, you're screwed.
Just no
well i mean everybody that knows me also knows that i lie pretty often so yeah, unless i sell medical purpose drugs i prefer be known as a liar
Michael Reddig
Politicians get paid a ton of money.
Drunkenstein
At least a drug dealer can be honest.
Scootastic XD
I already distribute snacks at school, time to up my game. XD
Bob
I'm hoping that the people who pick blue are doing it as a joke, not because they think that being a drug dealer, which is illegal, is better than being a liar
MyCotingaBird
Some are even saying something along the lines of "pharmacist." What are your thoughts on that?
CSTUNT48$
medicine as drugs food has drugs chicken has steroids like me
Annie Xiao
well, having people think u shouldnt be trusted is better than having people think ur a crazy drunk
sky
Drugs are bad m'kay.
Xaivier
Did it say 'Illegal Drugs'?
Henrik Egeberg
Smoke weed every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dani444e
at least people will think i have a job
:€hicaM:
I don't care about others think about me if I am a drug dealer. People that knows me won't believe that, or I can convince them. But if you are a "liar" How can you convince people you're not?
theMASTER
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
MA CHEEZE
i ahd the same comment XD
matthew1204
i like the song smoke weed everyday do u know the song panda
Olga
Heisenberg all the way.
Mai'q the Liar
Im not known as a liar
bringmethemice
Who said drug dealers are bad now a days?
Madeline Grace McGourty
A licensed drug dealer, a pharmacist. I would never want to be called a liar. Those are the worst kind of people nobody would ever trust me.