This is for a boxing match. You win either way.
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RedSquirrel
Why devastate when you can toy?
Kendall Walls
because I'm not cruel
ILikesTacos
and not a cat
Peter
Because it's an easy win!
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
Fun > Insta-win. I'll take fun, even in a friendly competition.
canthinkofname
How boss would you look for crushing them from the beginning.
Josh Gill
Why toy when you can devistate?
Sacrix
Crushing hopes and dreams is oh so satisfying.
Whoabro
This reminds me of my first fight in middle school
Copyright
Damn, I'd rather die toying with them, then crush them from the start.
Gracie
id rather toy then devistate right from the beginning it would make it much more fun
Doug
reds have no class in this one
Manpig
Frickin easy easy win.
BriggsSquad
As a wrestler in HS I can say it is soooooooo much better to just crush them
Franklin Chen
you are so cruel. like me.
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
because it say crush them from the beginning not crush them from the beginning and stop hurting them after
Kanra
Watch out, we have an Izaya Orihara right here.
Stephardi
*Boom, head shot* ... next
Alpha
@WhoaBro You live up to your name. Unless your a wrestler/boxer, it surprises me you got into a fight in middle school. Like, crap, dude. Fighting? Really now?
Your-Boss-12
@ Alpha I don't understand what's impressive about that? Or are you being sarcastic?
PaperlessPaper
Why toy when you can devastate? DEVASTATE!!!
Eden of the East
I don't whunna take forever in getting it over with, my computer needs me more than a boxing match
Cody Huseby
If you knocked them out at the beggining people could say that you just got in a lucky shot, where as if you held back and strung them along it would make you look much more skills. If it wasnt a proffesional fight, and you were defending against someone attacking you, you could slowly see their morale turn to dust.
TaterTot
@Copywright, its actually than, not then...
TaterTot
@Copywright, and that second comma shouldn't be there.
Jackie680015
Redsquirrel is right + if you string them on then they think they acridly have a chance but if you crush them emedietly then they might give up wrestling forever and never come back to that sport + Disjoint Huseby's explanation.
kaheri
more time for me
AwesomeUniverse
Because I don't do torture.
Fly Guy
Basically Ali or Tyson. I'd like to assert dominance and let everyone watch it play out.
Glaceon999
Just restrain with one finger and pressure points. Then, when they're feeling like they'll win, punch them against the wall.
Ryan
woo!!! KILL HIM!! bang bang Finish him!! ;(
R0L1K
Ugly pic bro
NoaWinski
I'm going to take my time and destroy them
Raiden777
Although if you utterly crush them then it'll hurt them all the more.
AwesomeJ
your sentence is in the wrong order dude
swegpython
cuz its fun to torture
FSK95
agree with first person
Kyouran21
Tease them alittle make them think they have a chance
Audherbagn
they deserved it...
TryoneTreeTrunkz
It never says how long you crush them for - could be forever
TimeToPlay
BECAUSE IM FUCKING HULK
Splash
One hit KO
FerbWTF
WTF im batmetal
Warmaster Blade
When you string them along they become more powerful and will defeat you. If you play videogames you know how this works
FNAFmaster
LOL NO
BlueLeoWolf
Lol not really. It's 50/50, but fun either way
Diamondslite
you are missing one thing!!!! you guys are CRUEL!!!! (even me! xD)
Jak
I'm fighting Gary. Gary doesn't even get to think he's winning. FUCK GARRY!!
Joshua Grey
Lets see here. Immediatly damage and KILL a person with a gun, or you could burn them to death with a torch. Burning to death is more painful so i want them to die SLOWLY.
Slim Loco
RedSquirrel, 'cuz ain't nobody got time for that
Jeremiah Baker
You just tap him on the nose and he blows up i a million pieces
Bryce Jarrells
Don't want to be a one hit Johnny huh?
Scottish-Norwegian
He rocky or Ivan drago
QuanDuck
I would make it look like i'm about to lose, Then i come back with a right handed.............Gun.
Potatolord
It's hard to tell who has the plot armor so it's best not to test fate.
danavan :O
uhh cause lol
goombis
Because I would get less brain damage.
Nefas
I'll smack talk to the opponent all the time, with Randy Savage voice, like "OH YEAH! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SNAP EVEN TO A SLIM JIM!!!"
LiterallyHitler
Here is how the fight would go. They would throw a punch, I would take it and pretend it hurt. I would act weak and barely even try to hit them, but always miss my punches. I would wait until I took a few hits, and then fall. Now comes the fun part, I get back up instantly, and laugh at their pathetic attempts to hit me. They try again. I step out of the way, and rush them, hitting them in the stomach. Then I punch them in the head. I follow it up with an uppercut. They are barely holding on. Then they desperately try to knock me out but I dodge all of their punches. I then laugh and say "You made a mistake trying to fight me. It was fun toying with you though, I'll give you that. But anyway, enough talk" I then brutally rush at them with an insane flurry of punches so quick and powerful that they literally have no time to react. And as the final blow connects and they crumple onto the floor I say "Lights out".
Eshan Haider
BECAUSE WE ARE BRUTAL
Colleen
BECAUSE I CAN SAY............anouther one
John Rambo
That's what she said.
grolarbearsarelife
because I get to make up a signature move that wipes them out and becomes a meme
SpACEturtLE8008
so true i am more tactical!
fuzzycat
At least torture your oppnent for at least 5 minutes
FueLa_
I know right
Yopi
So I can go home!
Joycelyn
idk
GrumpyBastard
amirit
GrumpyBastard
BeeFucker29 Agreed.
Dave
Because I'm an adult and I got shit to do...
josh
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Jake
Facts
xXSwordbroXx
Win Win
Cruelparody
over confidence leads to defeat, you can toy with them but they get a lucky hit and it could be all over for you
Raptorsayshi
the description says you win either way.
Joseph Greenwood
It'd still hurt.
morbidlyobesefrog
Just goes to show your skill, Yeah I coulda crushed you from the beginning... You looked stupid flailing around earlier didn't you?
dudeyo123
It shows you have humility, you got challenged, you let them have their fun, then you crush them like a twig, let everyone see your dominance!
Judd Nelson
RKO!!!
bob
I will crush them like the Hulk
Jaden LeBlanc
Call me cruel. I wouldn't fight you unless you deserved it.
Corey
It would be like a season of Dragonball Z.
Likowoof
-could go super saiyan, decides to just... keep punching...
Dash
Don't play with your food son
TheColeProject
That made my day... At 10:30 PM...? I've had a horrible day...
Gal Loker
Aint nobody got time for that
Ethan
I'm not very strong, but I can hold my ground.
Gringomiester
strike fear into the hearts of my other opponents
SparrowZero
You get more money the longer the fight is.
Firewolf219
Why waste precious energy when I can show everyone that I'm not a person that can be trifled with?
KilltheHobos
When bitches step up I stomp bitches asses.
Xavier Molina
I wouldn't actually know I was ginna win till I did and I've seen way to many people toy around thinking their win is assured and gets backhanded when it backfires
Setakarn
"you win either way" description whatever time this was made
Murdock
Why prolong their suffering?
[deleted]
Gives me more sleep time....
Seth0071
we'll the reason I picked is because as a wise woman once said "ain't nobody got time for that"
Carl Baker
Stringing them along would make you tired. Being tired sucks. Plus, imagine how awesome it'd be to just smash someone in the face.
MyCotingaBird
It might be too easy for you, but good luck.
Pzerce Dardel Mendones
Long, dominant boxing matches are always boring. Dominant early knockouts are fucking awesome.
Invalid Password.
I'll take the route with as little pain as possible, thanks.
RealityWarping
Put them out of their misery. They'd have better psychological stability than if they're treated like a toy and they'd barely feel a thing. Weirdly, it's actually a softer option.
LiterallyHitler
You know why I chose blue? Because i'm a sadistic person.
Creepabriner
So everyone sees how strong i am and make them feel wimpy and weak.
CraftMoreCake
It looks like you have more skills if you defeat them slowly.
Timewalker
I win anyway.
FlowMacs
Give the people there moneys worth!
Fly Guy
Being a boxer, it looks better outclass and outlast them.
Mr. Warm and Fuzzy
I find wins more satisfying if the opponent thinks they have a fighting chance through the whole game, but this is based on gaming and sporting experiences so it could be different in a fight.
Deja Vu
Rub it in their faces! I mean, seriously, they're screwed any way, you might as well get some fun out of it!
FavsCo
K.O in 14.23 seconds! IT'S A WORLD RECORD!
tony
SIEG HEIL!
SuperMario0518
HUMILITY IS KEY cuz u kick their ass easily >:)
RedForTheWin
A 5 second first round knockout looks better on the record
mohamed
Who is going to summer school?
Renzo
Anyone worse than me is a noob. Anyone better than me has no life. My noob opponent thinks I have no life. He's correct ;-;
Komaeda Nagito
I want to see the moment of true despair where their hope abandons them.
GroominGabe
Why would the crowd pay expensive tickets for a short match? Make it last!
mr. wolfy
well when your strong in enough he will go to the ground
TheDeadlyCosby
It's more entertaining for watchers
epicsporkmaster
MAKE THEM SUFFER! MWA HA HA
NerdLogic
Just fuck with them the entire time. Sounds like something I'd do...
Tommy
If you can string them along, you are smarter than them.
Mallard
In a real perspective, watching a fighter crush the opponent every time get boring after like 5 matches. Watching a fighter toy the opponent will be funny.
Micaiah Bridges
Give the audience some entertainment before winning!
fdsfsdf
hi guys
Bahamallama
Since you win either way, I'd rather have a little bit off fun, especially with such an interesting toy!
Egolord
Crushing them from the start looks boss, and always looks boss. Toying with them, however, grants the opportunity to look even more boss if you pull it off right, because you not only make yourself seem strong, but also smart. Plus, it's a lot more fun.
NBen2001
Look at spiderman. The ad said 3,000$ for 3 minutes in the ring. He was in the ring for 2 minutes and only got 100$.
Giantdad
I do this all the time in Dark Souls... The legend never dies!
Eli
I'm from Canada and it's dum too that like that's how loose friend Sorry it just made me made how many evil peoples in the USA! A lot of people's there have guns
Eli
Oops I made so many mist
MyCotingaBird
There are many evil peoples outside the USA as well; like the Middle East and North Korea. And just because some people own guns does not make them bad. Same goes for people who don't have guns, it does not mean they are good people either.
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Mykaela
Shorter fight, more time to live, more attention. DUH!
Fly Guy
I must break you.
CanadianMatei
I'll look badass.