The history books would remember your name like Hitler.
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siouxzeigh
on a cosmic level we are all insignificant, but that doesn't make our basic existence any less thrilling. plus, being known for some sort of atrocity isn't going instill some sort of great meaning into your life. it would just make you a jerk.
Cosmic Hawke
But it'd be fun
Sufian Ali
true sir, true!
Michael Anthony Williams
You are right, we are all insignificant. So your idea of what a jerk is, is even less significant than your physical existence. So you can be average, I'll be eradicating endangered species in my Humvee wearing a coat made of bald eagle feathers.
nigg
must be dumb. if i were to go down in history for something terrible id be the guy who finished hitler's job. exterminate some race, enslave the world, let homos get married etc
theme7331
Was going to pick red till i read this.
Utoddpia
No matter what, we'd still be insignificant. Can anybody still remember the caveman who was the first murderer? Worst crime possible, and yet nobody remembers.
BERSERK
32% of people are IDIOTS
Undead1122
Ah i disagree with this for example hitler liked painting how your saying it as if they did nothing for the world and who knows maybe you slaughtered a whole country and your known as evil for 30 60 years but then it turns out they were building a nuke to destroy the world DUN DUN DUN.....
Josiah Perkins
That guy who said that 32% of people are idiots was a judgemental jerk!
Josiah Perkins
Ya see that guy who called the 32% idiots? I know for a fact that he could be wrong about all of them!
thespiceofdoge
Hitler taught a vauable lesson- humanity is a race of greedy pigs and they breed to generate more greedy pigs
Painful
Agreed m8, agreed
Htopop
Regular person, or Hitler?
[deleted]
I agree. Also I accidentally chose red.
chickenfeet
true dat.
PebblePanda
@nigg why do you think letting homos get married will make you be remembered as someone bad ??? That's 10% of the population on your sifde, dude
Phonie
on the top you are nerd
Spooky Rabbit
Shit! I should have taken the other one! God I wanna throw a bomb on my government soo bad!
ungabunga
Not me, I am a time lord! Time will not forget me until it ends
PrimeMegalodon
One mans butcher is another mans hero
bar
I think being remembered for something horrible could be a great way of teaching the future
Dr_Whovian
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????? I picked wrooong. Lemme nuke Trump and Hillary, plzzz
Phoenix
Everyone who picked red, people would hate you, no offense.
Nadakhan
but if u r insignificant to universe then it doesn't matter
Destroyesyou
deep
☯Chilled☯
If I was Average I could give tips to do some fucked up shit XD
Obiwan244
I don't want to go down in history for something terrible. Just a normal life will do. Also wouldn't dieing and being forgotton normal?
The Winter Lord
Be the first person to kill an entire continent's population- North America
shadowofdestruction
go down in history for destroying earth
GDIWOS
OH NOES I DIDNT MEAN THIS
GDIWOS
www.pornhub.com/ wanna watch it with me ;)
Lilia
True
BBSleek_YT
i changed my mind
hellotherjoe36
this is jared, he voted for donald trump so nobody likes him
Wolf
must be insignificant for the cosmos. But I'd make sure I give hell for everyone living on the same planet as I do
Pokemon Fan
But if I'm gonna be average, then why not put a little spice in my life?
Kitty
Dang getting all philosophical
KindCreep
Omg I love that!
qwerty9118
buuuut i could be captain jack sparrow
Carter The Unimaginitive
@BESERK and the rest are even dumber
Tyler
Ikr
Big Chungus
what 0 pussy does to a mf
Your Mom
Yeah
Brendan
No publicity is bad publicity.
DjEqualizee
Hitler.
OhGodWhy
Actually, that is a quote from P.T. Barnum. Only he said "All publicity is good publicity"
TheAverageJay
He was paraphrasing him, not quoting him.
Ashley
You Might go down in history for something terrible to some but helpful for others e.g killing Lil Wayne Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber One Direction ect ect :D
Nathalia
@Ashley or for being Nicky Minaj, Justin Bieber, an One Direction member or whatever
Dr_Whovian
@Ashley and Dunlad Chump
Noobdolf
school shooter spotted
[deleted]
No, no publicity is anonymous. I suppose you do not know what publicity even means?
Tucknerwear
Thinking more along the lines of a Tyler Durden.....
Omnipotent
Lelouch vi Britannia anybody?
that one guy
I was thinking Jack the Ripper or Ivan the Terrible
Vincent Haubs
I agree, but Tyler ended up, shooting himself in the face, tho
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Jake Clifford
Yeah
Patrick Keith Justad
Heil Fürer Patrick!
NinjaCat
Führer*
nout
@NinjaCat lol grammar nazi IYKWIM
Damon Genade
Is this the Fuhrer? No this is patrick
Steven
@nout grammar is the set of structural rules that governs the composition of clauses, phrases, and words in any given natural language. Grammar =/= spelling mistake.
Hollowstar
I knew I'd find a Hitler somewhere in here lol
Jasmin
Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain.
Hayden
true true
GareBear
Being remembered is all there is. I don't want to get married and have kids, and there's no way I'm going to be forgotten.
Daemon
You are
xzFLYBOYzx
Umm your fucking crazy
BringOntheRoboticGod
If you think all life is is a posthumous dedication then you are really fucking missing the point of life. So fixated on death you are.
Jacob Murphy
Isrgree
Jake White
This is the kind of guy to shoot up public place...u need help
Hayden
being remembered is not the main point, there was another reason i picked red, i picked it to be remembered for a reason, not to be remembered for nothing
Boss Nass
Well u never know
Angel Perez
Wtf would you need to be remembered? YOUR FUCKING DEAD
Joshua Aaron Bowers
I died in a terrible terrorist attack, after saving a thousand newborn kittens, their mothers, and saving 5 human babies. I had to kill 25 people to save them though. I died trying to rescue a group of school children who were trapped under a car, which exploded.
SpongeCave
This is the perfect example for what would be in the books! If you replaced saved with killed! It said "Terrible"! This was "Bad for a good cause"! This was a bad attempt on a loophole if you ask me, sorry.
John Tang
I'll wish for a ton of genies
webster2086
I love the attention
[deleted]
Good luck not getting attacked by haters.
Scott
For all the people that vote red. As of now you are living an average life and will be forgotten. So why haven't you done something terrible to be remembered? Because you would rather not do something terrible, therefore you would rather live an average life.
Alejandra Torres
because the worst and greatest things any one ever did, took time
Kuro
Because its hard to get your hands on the technology to start a nuclear holocaust. All joking aside their are consequences for your action however if their were no consequences besides being remembered I don't care what the world thinks.
PaisleyPrickle
Because there's a third option that you can choose in real life. I'm gonna be remembered for doing something great. But if that doesn't work out, I'm gonna lower the population as much as I can before I go. ;)
SpongeCave
Who ever picked red should be reported to the police. Paisley yours just sounds like a death threat
VSpartan
I'm happy with my life, so long as I enjoyed it, I'm happy. However, if I were to go down in history for something bad, I'd probably be able to teach the world something, therefore bettering the future... tough choice really.
Thatnerdykid
Frankly, once I'm dead, I won't give a fuck if people remember me.
Bob2ball
Muhahahahaha
Bob2ball
this just in man kills 3 billion people and solves over population
Derp
Yeah
Sufian Ali
true sir, true!
tyler
FUCKS I CLICKED WRONG ONE I WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR DOING SOMETHING AMAZINGLY DANGEROUS AND STUPID AND GETTING AWAY FROM IT :( WHY?!?! sorry all caps cause this is serious.
Madison Reardon
Something like a massacre would probably be a good bad way to be remembered :)
CokeGirl
>:)
NylonSkye
Most of us will live normal lives and be forgotten in time anyway.
[deleted]
I don't want to be known as a worldwide hero; or be known as a communist, fascist, or an Imperial Marxist. I just don't want to be known, period.
Lennon Cameron
In other words, Would you like to die being thought of as scum of the earth, or die knowing you had a resonably decent life and people actually liked you
Lasse Hauberg
I intend on having kids at some point in my life. I would not want them to be remeberede for some attority their father commited.
Lasse Hauberg
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Greg Kay
xD
Joshua Davila
Hey if I were hitler, I wouldn't mind the fame.
[deleted]
Or Stalin.
AnonymouslyAnonymous
Not to be a horrible person, but do you know how many people know who Hitler is, and joke about him over the Internet? I would rather be a god in history books.
Divinity
ill unite the world by being the worlds most hated man
hunter
i would kill all of north Africa and make all of south Africa sex slaves for kittens with funny hats
James Holmes
I MADE MY CHOICE!
Pedrodarigan
A lot of people respect or even admire Hitler
Hamit Özdemir
Well, it's like Hitler." I was going to say and read the description. Awkward.
Fury
I rather live an average life because it is better than doing something wrong
Meme
so yall wannna be hitler???
choicemaker
I've got a song for that kind of thing (ukulele note) (smashes ukulele) A-one Two Three! When you think you've got a problem And your life is full of doubt Remember in the scheme of things Your life just doesn't count To you, a leaf might seem quite small But to an ant, it's ten feet tall It's hard to be objective So we'll offer some perspective You think there's nothing greater than the planet you call Earth But Earth can seem quite skinny next to Neptune's mighty girth Neptune: [spoken] Oi... Relax! 'Cause when you think you've got a problem If you're thinner or you're fatter Remember in the scheme of things your life just doesn't matter Now the Sun can make us all feel small Cause he's the biggest of us all But that's just in the Solar System Bigger things than that exist The Milky Way The galaxy And don't forget the universe That's just the ones we know about They're huge compared to you or us You're tiny and you're minuscule Irrelevant, a speck Upon the dark side of that rock You're just a measly little fleck Your life may last a century On Earth, or maybe quicker But up here, a hundred years is just a flash, a blip, a flicker! So when you Think you've got a problem When your life is full of doubt Remember in the scheme of things Your puny, little, tiny, weeny, meager, futile, worthless, teeny, boring, foolish, pointless, minimal, wretched, gloomy, bleak, and pitiful Life just does not count!
choicemaker
fuck, i meant to put spaces, each verse ends at the capital letters
Mcdonalds guy
nah I don't want everyone hating me
Polelek
I HAVE BECOME HITLER!
ThanatosRune7
My picture in the history books would be laughing at them, as if, "Haha, I'm wasting your lives by existing! Have fun studying me for the test!"
John
:D
Alex
Well, I think mathematically at least some people would respect me for it, whatever it was. And I don't really care, I'm dead.
TysonWolfe
ill be the love baby of hitler and osama and i will alahu akbar the jews
Noob Plays Stuff
I already am terrible...
JockyRhonson
Yo, at least i'm in the history books!
CokeGirl
Think About It, you get remembered, go down in history, and get killed, but you are known. Think of yourself as Hitler, remembered. Hitler never got forgotten. Kim jong-il, Hitler, Joseph Stanlin, and even Barrack Obama! You know them all, Villans!!!!!!
Manny_exe
nah, obama is just an idiot
[deleted]
Don't forget Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, or the Clintons.
MClaraA
the history is written by the winners.... beeing known fo something terrible could only mean I lost.... '-' but at least I made something
Endernakutter
Some people like Hitler, and someone has to be that guy who ruined the world, so...
publicmasturbator69
If I'm not dying for something, then that means I'm dying for nothing. Call me selfish or whatever, but fuck that!
gideon
its cool to be the bad guy
Mr. Epic Man
Would it be terrible to kill jb
Peter Goedhart
Did you think we had forgotten? *Evil laughter* Did you think we had forgiven? *throws poisonous barrels throughout the country*
ThePorkyJesusKing
Stealing the internet!
Samuel
better be a forgoten ghost( which i already am) than becoming the most hated demon ever
Andrew
It's sad how much some people want fame
blue_potato7
Good thing only 32% voted red.
jeffrey hamberg
I am evil as fuck.
Stephen George
The people who say red are the people who shoot kids in an elementary school....