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Mermaid or Centaur?

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We're not talking modern day, you wouldn't be walking around cars as a centaur. There would be more of your own kind.

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  • 153

    Brendan

    5 years ago

    Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.

    • 18

      blombaloooba

      2 years ago

      Hah ^ exactly

    • 31

      RavingLunatic

      1 year ago

      i prefer trees over the sea....

    • 37

      Tom Turnbull

      1 year ago

      Let's let pressure of the depths of the sea blow your fucking head up. You are still human from the waist up, dude. Think it through

    • 34

      Red Malcolm

      1 year ago

      ok Brendan whilst you're being threatened by sharks centaurs will be stroking bunnies and making cookies

    • 5

      TaylorRosa

      1 year ago

      I thought that centaurs were manly!

    • 3

      U mad bro?

      1 year ago

      Umm it think that if your a merman/maid and you're not in water you still have legs....

    • 7

      Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán

      1 year ago

      while your petting your bunnies i'll be fucking fish women

    • 23

      Technocrat

      1 year ago

      ^ With what?

    • 12

      MechaFox

      1 year ago

      I have a motherfucking bull dick

    • 24

      Gil

      1 year ago

      k. Allow me to run 60 Mph looking majestic as fuck

    • 2

      LittleMissHonesty

      1 year ago

      that and some mer-people magically get legs when they go on land anyway (like in the movie 'splash'), so you could always explore the land if you wanted to so long as you're careful.

    • 2

      wartpig

      1 year ago

      Gil wins

    • 4

      Natasha Cartmell

      1 year ago

      Really? I just chose a centaur because they there are frickin half horse. Imagine having 4 hairy legs and galloping as fast as the horse race things on TV. God that would be amazing.

    • 2

      Nikolai0169

      1 year ago

      whater is ma favorite element

    • 3

      Mike Buonomo

      1 year ago

      @ Brendan you have fun swimming and paying for the wheel chair to get you around. I'm gonna have fun never paying for gas again.

    • 6

      Who_Elze?

      1 year ago

      Horse Cock vs no cock you tell me

    • 1

      Shaco Clone

      1 year ago

      Another Blue ribbon for Hecarim

    • 1

      FinMagotti

      1 year ago

      Went for merman because mermaids have good...ahem...bodies AND of course you can't be underwater with too much clothing...eh...

    • 1

      Would I rather?

      1 year ago

      That trypophobia! And anyways they never said top half or bottom half fish

    • 0

      fearanger

      1 year ago

      @TaylorRosa If all Centaurs were manly, a lot of people who chose to be them would be murdered by now. Also, I'm not one to believe that Sharks hunt other animals for fun, but since your half fish, wouldn't they move you onto their list of food to eat?

    • 1

      Emily OurWorld

      1 year ago

      LMFAO X''D

    • 3

      TheRTV99

      1 year ago

      @Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán while you're fucking fish women, I'm fucking normal women with my enormous horse dick

    • 0

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      1 year ago

      You do realise that when a mermaid/man gets dry they get their bottom half back?

    • 1

      JellyPuddle

      1 year ago

      you have two stomachs if you are a centaur and i dont want to eat my own shit

    • 1

      ILNM

      1 year ago

      The fact you chose to say trees made me laugh the most xD

    • 1

      LionWolfHybrid

      11 months ago

      even though i chose being a centaur, i still lol'd at your comment

    • 2

      Marianne April Salinas

      10 months ago

      the ocean is freaking scary

    • 1

      glitchface

      10 months ago

      i'll still have a horse c*ck

    • 1

      LionWolfHybrid

      10 months ago

      i still chose centaur, but i still lol'd at your argument :P

    • 0

      -nobunaga-

      9 months ago

      Centaurs are the shit.

    • 0

      Jace

      9 months ago

      Let me run as fast as the wind and look f*cking awesome while you look like the little mermaid and play with your crabs and sh*t

    • 0

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      8 months ago

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    • 3

      Cody Dudash

      7 months ago

      I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how fucking majestic I am.

    • 0

      Jonas

      7 months ago

      Have fun with the oil spills, illegal fishing, and constant wars a

    • 0

      Jonas

      7 months ago

      *at sea

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      4 months ago

      Leaving my mark patrick fuck you HREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 0

      Yaq

      2 months ago

      Oh look another fish, and a ANOTHER sunken ship. How cool.

    • 0

      MontyTheMonkey

      2 months ago

      Both are awesome

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      2 days ago

      IM FINALLY GOING TO GET YOU USAIN!!!!111one11!!!111!

  • 48

    Patrick

    5 years ago

    Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.

    • 68

      randombear123

      2 years ago

      But they can't have sex

    • 5

      Anthony

      2 years ago

      So humans and dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun so both would only be in the purpose of having kids

    • 28

      Maggie

      2 years ago

      I like how your name is patrick and you want to be mermaid/man and if you take the slash away it's mermaid man like in Spongebob :0

    • 13

      Adria_Penguin

      2 years ago

      But you don't have a horse dick, and I find centaur chicks hotter >:(

    • 9

      Jerry Jerryson

      2 years ago

      Maggie you clearly have watched too much spongebob considering how well you picked that up. :D

    • 1

      Elijah Striker Blyth

      2 years ago

      you dont have a dick

    • 5

      Conrad

      2 years ago

      even though mermaids dont have sex like humans the male would still have a dick and the women still have breasts and a butt hole so you know lots of options

    • 4

      ossmosse

      2 years ago

      @elijah, I didn't realise you were a merman anatomy major!? Maybe they have a dick but it's like dolphins were it's concealed.

    • 0

      Kyle Weaver

      1 year ago

      There the suc u bis of the sea

    • 2

      Serj

      1 year ago

      I agree.. A lot of people haven't been on the internet enough to see mermaid porn

    • 0

      wartpig

      1 year ago

      @anthony not true kid. several species of monkies have sex for pleasure. two words "google" "it"

    • 1

      ImCool

      1 year ago

      Have fun laying... eggs. Yay.

    • 1

      tuppenycrane

      1 year ago

      Too into dirty stuff bro centuar, i kill you all

    • 1

      Marbleton

      1 year ago

      Your move, Patrick. our women are hot. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbf2-5ed5d_Ty1yRUG6F-Ne10AJ--YY4VKy8s8Bscaj-4_z29i

    • 0

      altiareagle

      1 year ago

      Girl got horse face, lol. I picked the wrong one, Ariel is hot

    • 2

      Saber Mejri

      1 year ago

      Mermaids/men CAN have sex . Mermaid/men tails originally started under the vagina or penis . But beacous disney made a kids movie of it they made the tail above the vagina and gave her a bra . So mermaids beacaus you can see their boobs

    • 1

      Ereddie

      1 year ago

      What if the merdaid mans dick is inside them like a duck and it comes out when needed same with mermaids and their vaginas

    • 0

      JellyPuddle

      1 year ago

      they can they do it like seahorse

    • 1

      Jessica Smits

      11 months ago

      Mermaids for the win!!

    • 0

      Kathy Letterhouse

      6 months ago

      lol

  • 31

    Max_Steak

    2 years ago

    The sea is a dangerous place that has evolved to not take me into account. If the choice is between CHANGE and becoming a quadropod then give me a leg up any day.

  • 27

    Marmadukes

    2 years ago

    Fish sex sucks. Centuar sex would be significantly better in every imaginable way.

    • 4

      Tom Austin

      1 year ago

      Plus you get a horse dick.

    • 0

      Ereddie

      1 year ago

      But think this true you could only doggy style not much flexibility just on position

  • 17

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)

  • 7

    PROPanda13

    8 months ago

    Be a Master Archer. Run really fast... Vs. Get eaten by a shark.

  • 9

    Jrrd

    5 years ago

    You've clearly never been to Atlanta.

  • 7

    DatMoose

    1 year ago

    Giant penis

  • 7

    Khalid Taylor

    2 years ago

    Do I get barnicle boy?

  • 7

    randombear123

    2 years ago

    Mermaids can't have sex

  • 6

    _____________

    5 years ago

    Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).

    • 3

      sogeking

      2 years ago

      Also mermaid dong is susceptible to not being there cause fish don't have dicks

    • 0

      Terry Stein

      2 years ago

      Fish have dicks. They're inside cloacae, though, similarly to birds and reptiles.

    • 0

      Earth-Rocker

      1 year ago

      Centar chicks can look the same as mermaid chicks its just would you rather fertalize eggs or have sex

    • 0

      Verando

      7 months ago

      While my dick hangs out majestic as fuck all your little merman dicks will be hiding in fear

  • 5

    TylerIsNice

    1 year ago

    Big ass horse dick

  • 5

    Sam Dunn

    5 years ago

    Plus Ariel was a mermaid.

    • 17

      Russell

      2 years ago

      But she Cheated on mermaids for men

    • 4

      Emma Napolitano

      2 years ago

      If I could be like Ariel, I'd pick that in a heartbeat. sexy little redhead with a great singing voice... what's not to love?

  • 4

    TimeArtist

    1 year ago

    Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim...

  • 4

    Patrick

    2 years ago

    PARTY PONIES!

  • 4

    blombaloooba

    2 years ago

    the oceans have always been more fascinating than land, imo.

  • 3

    Wilbert Shermandale

    1 year ago

    BE A MERMAIDMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLL

  • 3

    Maude

    1 year ago

    I can kick people I don't like with my two front legs!!!

  • 3

    Brendan

    5 years ago

    Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.

    • 0

      Komakom

      2 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      2 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      2 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

  • 0

    lucaslulu2012

    5 days ago

    if u could give me sea powers Im in for anythnag under land

  • 2
  • 2

    Smiler204

    1 year ago

    All the girls want the D from a merman...

  • 2

    Christian Bermudez

    1 year ago

    Hope they didn't mean the Fallout one...

  • 2

    Dylan

    1 year ago

    Just Keep Swimming

  • 2

    Tiki_Guy

    2 years ago

    Are mermen/mermaids always hot?

  • 2

    agindoof

    2 years ago

    i'm a magical genius as well as a horseman

  • 2

    saxobeat13

    3 years ago

    I'd love to explore the sea but I think I'd end up missing the sun even more!

  • 0

    Arausi

    2 weeks ago

    Has anyone ever, EVER laughed at a centaur?

  • 1

    puppypaws

    10 months ago

    I love horses to much, and don't like swimming all that much :)

  • 0

    Would I rather?

    4 weeks ago

    I just remembered i have trypophobia... fuck

  • 1

    Mephiste

    11 months ago

    Half Horse, Ladies.

  • 1

    360SwagShot360

    1 year ago

    Yeah lemme just run 50 MP/H over there while you look at some coral -_-

  • 1

    The Ascendant

    1 year ago

    CHIRON

  • 1

    Toni Sips

    1 year ago

    If i chose centaur, would i be hung like a horse?

  • 1

    bog

    1 year ago

    Mermaaaan!!

  • 1

    Alexander Adan Gutie

    2 years ago

    Description says it all. plus, RED is a lose-lose Bottom half man: top half won't get you laid lol top half man: how you gonna have sex? all criticism is invalid, I have proven you wrong

  • 0

    My2ndaccount

    1 month ago

    Horses are my #3 Least favorite animals.

  • 1

    Mozart

    2 years ago

    I've always wanted to explore the ocean.

  • 1

    zrayz0123

    2 years ago

    Just take the / out and heck no i would not wanna be mermaid man

  • 1

    King_Seedeyeh

    2 years ago

    As long as I get a sidekick named "Barnacle Boy"

  • 1

    wrathseed

    2 years ago

    Horse penis or fish penis...

  • 1

    randombear123

    2 years ago

    Centaurs are cool. And you would have to swim all the time.

  • 1

    Matthew Marks

    2 years ago

    Think about this: Mermaids eat men. They fucking eat men. That is all.

  • 1

    Dan MacGregor

    2 years ago

    But if you are the centaur you have a horse dick rather than a fish dick

  • 1

    aaod

    2 years ago

    All I am saying is horse dong.

  • 1

    Ian

    2 years ago

    Can I just be Mermaidman?

  • 1

    Tiki_Guy

    2 years ago

    Are mermen/mermaids always hot?

  • 1

    pirate

    2 years ago

    Not that centaurs aren't cool, but, c'mon, mermaids are fucking sexy!

  • 0

    MythicRare

    1 month ago

    Forests are terrifying.

  • 1

    Horshwa

    3 years ago

    Centaurs are probably more agile on land and have less foes then mermaids in the sea.

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