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- You would rather not be able to stop joking than not be able to stop being serious.
- You would rather be brilliant and have a stupid kid than be stupid and have a brilliant kid.
- You would rather be able to survive any injury or fall than be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket.
- You would rather Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time than Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys.
- You would rather Sound like Kermit than Look like Miss Piggy.