Squeak Squeak or (I don't know what noise elephants make)
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jwroth12
this is irrelephant.
Johnny
Yours was a very comical comment.
Spiderwilliam13
The red answer might be mice.
Yognaughto
LOL
ToastAngel707
Nice pun, good sir. .
Max
Boo motherfucker!
Fus-Ro-Dah
You just made my day
IncredibleMrB
I'll just be an asshole like Jerry Mouse.
Slashy1632
Dear IncredibleMrB. I WANA CHANGE MY ANSWER!!!
Liam Newton
minsc would be my owner... i hope people know who he is
Cody Dudash
Mice are smarter.
Conor Begley
@Cody Elephants are smarter, they understand the concept of pointing.
Samet Doğan
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Kyle Chainey
That was a really mice pun
Utah G
elephants are actually afraid to step on mice so mice won
Mr Spoon
But I will never forget about my REVENGE! >:3
NoaWinski
Be a fat ass or a small crap
Glaceon999
Stomp stomp mothafucka.
Heroboy99
Scare Women and Elephants at the same time!
caden
dat pun doe
Lilypye
i see what you did there
Magnus M.
Cmon, look up what an elephant can do to a car. Or a human. Also, look up their relatives, the big bad hippopotami. xD
Yoshi Element
You made me pick elephant just for the punaphant
Shiiro
F*ck IncredibleMrB, i wanna change my answer
Ninjafighter
i get to be the smallest animal alive so i can grief, And maybe steal diamonds Likeaboss
Golden
i could be explodidng tnt
Deadpool
Really, an elephant pun?
Azerhd
Badum pshhh
The Man
Lifespan of elephant > lifespan of mouse
Deadpool
Well that was punny
Shadtherock
i hella cant make up my mind
XxKawaiiKittenxX
lol
Razor
BAROOOOOOOOO
Jay
funny
Sandwhich332
Irrelevent
RandomGreenDayFangal
Lol
Tyler Eddy
IncredibleMrB you are the reason I chose my answer XD
Reese
elephants are not scared of mice, they just don,t want to hurt them. I know because of Myth Busters
Edward
You would be afraid constantly of mice unlike actual humans who would get over the fear.
james
do u know how many elephants are killed for their tusks and other stuff alot. id rather be a mouse
tokenchef
LOL
anonymous
Nice pun? not really
Dragirl
Mice scare elephants so get rekt Blues
eevee
I was expecting jerry mouse
EParKer1211
*dies after reading comment* Remember kids. Elephants are afraid of mice.
peebins123
pery punny
Joy
Hey, I want to be ExplodingTNT. And I don't want to be like Jumbo's mother!
Joy
Hey, can I wear you Elepanties?
KittenKate15
Are you my dad? He does stupid jokes like that alllllll the time
E.I. Ther
Stop. You'll make me PUMA pants.
derpicorn
Nice pun
Puppywinkles
Mice to meet you.
Puppywinkles
You've cat to be kitten me
Kupperz
if your an elephant then you cant use a computer because elephants are scared of "Mice"
Foxy the pirate fox
Lol
Screwy
remember that cheese cake slice that disappeared. Twice as filling.
grolarbearsarelife
I am now smarter, stronger, bigger, and I live longer than a mouse
ARGLEBARGLEMURDER
Elephants are close to human intelligence
OOPS I
yum
Animelover8888812
I Hate Puns
DarkLegends7321
LOL
c0nclud3
I can go places no one wants me to be...
Cait
minus the whole disease ridden aspect. i'd just be cute and fuzzy. and carry large amounts of cheese in my cheek pouches.
Scarlet
Cute to only some people
[deleted]
BUut elephants live longer
Yukira
Cuteness, cheese, scare people lame enough to dislike me, elephants are boring and not cute. Also I can go kill myself in a rat trap whenever I get bored and be reincarnated into something cool
Vishnu N
elephants are very intelligent and interesting creatures. Mice are very cute indeed, but they don't live very long and dont have very complex brains.
Yognaughto
MICE SCARE ELEPHANTS!
Holty
Yeah how cute would you be when somebody steps on you and your internal organs spill out of your body.
Amdg3x7
Cheese actually kills mice, they can't digest it.
Vampn
Mice can't fart
ginny weasly
and i would scare the elephant
Slashy1632
Ill never forget ANYTHING!
PaperlessPaper
WHY BE SQUISHED WHEN I SQUISH!!!!
Corey Chang
Rats get killed every time
Derek Perez
i would kill a mouse if i saw it no matter how cute
bobhat
true
Chloe Towns
Cheese isnt actually good for mice so youd probs die anyways.
Hakim Shakunazium
dude it said mice not rats right? so it should be fine
xXRezzlerXx
Yeah, and plus, elephants die faster due to poaching...
Johann Jaramillo
I CAN WHIP MY TAIL!!!!!
Christian Mueller
Best Idea Ever!
Daniel
Yukira You just made my life. Thank you. I hope I never get that bored, but if i do, I'll keep that in mind.
revenge of the toilets
And be a pest and u won't live long. Besides, elephants live longer, and people like them more
Foxpower93
you would also probably end up being put pregnant by your father... or your brothers!
Reshatina
Cait, I completely agree with you.
Joy
Cheese? No thanks. Chocolate? YEAH!! Mice like chocolate and I want to be ExplodingTNT and I don't want to be like Jumbo's mother!
DrummersUnited
and live for 2 years
Jesus Romero
Oh yeah a cute mouse that could possibly carry a disease and a nasty fuckin creature that are pointless
revenge of the toilets
Ha! Cheese isn't safe for mice to eat. And u would have a short lifespan and many many predators. Almost no animals have the balls to take on an elephant, even if it's 10 to 1.
Death Ghost
PROS of a mouse: Cute, domesticated, will be held by animal lovers. PROS of an elephant: Treated with respect in most countries, wild and free. CONS of a mouse: Subject to animal experimentation; risk of mouse traps. CONS of an elephant: May be tortured in a circus or zoo, or poached.
o0AHK0o
Pro of an Elephant: Strong
NekkidGranmaw!
Pro of a mouse: fits through anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheMCbanana
Con of a mouse easy to be stepped on
A FREAKING DUCK
Con of a mouse: Short life, people that want you dead everywhere, forced to live in a basement.
Dragirl
...........
but
Cons of an elephant: Hunters with Tusk fettish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joy
Pro of a mouse: Can scare off elephants. ELEPHANTS ARE SCARED OF MICE SO GET OUTTA HERE ELEPANTIES!!!
Josh
Pros of an elephant, extremely intelligent. Cons of a mouse, dumb as fuck.
Ethan
Elephants are smarter so I'd actually have some sort of clue of what I'm doing.
Divinity
that part doesnt matter at all...its you who will become the animal you dont lose conciousness and besides mouse are as smart as dogs i think elephants just have photographic memory
Fus-Ro-Dah
Elephants are very intelligent, having been shown to display grief, as well as remembering the location of resources over the course of a seventy year lifespan. I am not aware of the intelligence level of mice, but I am fairly certain they are not as intelligent as dogs.
wavymouth
i could explore the sewers with my friends and not get arrested!
Dominic
you made me laugh! haha! awesome!
TheMCbanana
and get stepped on by those of us who are elephants!
Dragirl
We can scare the Blues away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mangusu
Douglas Adams told me so.
Tona Murray
goddammit mouses were do 1 hide
Yognaughto
Mice scare elephants FTW
joao
I am scared so I crush you : whats up biitches ?
Nathan Jensen
being small and fast would be cool, but to easy to die
TheMCbanana
agreed
horsedickdotmpeg
Don't give me that "Elephants are scared of mice" shit
H E L L O
Boo motherfucker.
allan
crawl up sum pussy
A FREAKING DUCK
WTF xD
Sherman Witcher
Can I change my answer
HotTopicHipster
I'd leave my mouse family behind for the big city, go to a restaurant, help the failed cook make a great dish, befriend him, and then start our own mouse friendly restaurant.
TheMCbanana
rattatoie really how about elepahantoie
JEagle9
TheMCbanana, I'd leave my African family, go to a big city, go to a restaurant, make the best meal ever, and be the only paid elephant in the world, with an elephant friendly restaurant.
Donald Trump
@HotTopicHipster I assume you're reffering to Ratatoie? I don't know how to spell it.
Ipek
elephants are really smart and emotionally intelligent animals, so
Switchs
i think being an elephant would be really boring, as a mouse, i get to run away from everything while fucking people's lives up
revenge of the toilets
Well u wouldn't fuck up my life. I would kill u with a paintball gun, a rock, mouse trap, or a broom. As a mouse u would be an idiot so u would never see it coming
Apple Jack
Ta-raaa
Joker
Elephants cant jump. Mouse:1 Elephants:-5
RealityWarping
I'd be able to get into small spaces where nobody can get to me and stay all cute and fluffy, rather than be a huge animal lumbering around. Mice are quite agile and quick and probably flexible.
PaperlessPaper
@Reality, why do that when you can step on the small spaces and kill the mouse?
RealityWarping
One, I don't want to kill the mouse. Two, I love mice because of how cute and tiny and fluffy they are. And three, there's so many places you can explore that you won't be able to get into if you were bigger. Is there any other reason you want to be an elephant?
xMeggieManiacal
I would only choose elephant if I were in the wild or at a good caring zoo (San Diego FTW!!)
Smooshie
I could spy on people.
Mishira Cha Cha Davi
People try to kill mice! When the last time you saw an elephant trap!?!
Bob2ball
on animal planet one getting shot or eaten
Drew Silva
Poaching
Juan
I wanna be a cute lil mouse than be a huge motha fuckin elephant
Brianna16
I wouldn't choose elephant because hunters will try to kill you and take the ivory from your tusks.
A FREAKING DUCK
Because the people in the house your hiding in wont try to kill you :P Also, you have a much shorter lifespan. That's 2 years vs 70.
St. Jimmy
I WOULD BE A GODDAMN CHEF!!!
Demondrawer
Nice reference! XD
AndrewDRAGON
Id be cute and have awesome adventures like escaping a cat
TheMCbanana
....... dont get me started on how much dogs are better than cats
Kamikazikangar00
i can crush things with my dick
Demondrawer
Ummmmm........
Frisk_and_Chara123
go into a bathroom while its in use *wink wink*
Devstar2000
People kill mice. Elephants are another story
Espurr The Weird Little Kid
An elephant makes this sound: PFFPFPFPFHH
Jude Hoag
What kinda question is that?
remusyoshi
I'm already a mouse
Eric Goodman
The elephant goes toot
Sharktoothy123
Elephants being scared of mice? Bitch please, read National Geographic Almanac 2013'Animal myths busted' it proves it.
Joe Bethell
well i cant be am ouse then my cat would eat me
Alexir3468
Be a mouse because then elephants are scared of you
DOVAKIN
(squeak) person: EEEEEAAAAAKKKK! ITS A MOUSE! me( run away)
Daniel Danjah Andersson
Why be huge and clumsy when you could be a small ninja creature who could eat almost anything and live almost anywhere and be awesome
Zim
As a mouse, you don't need to worry about poachers.
tyop
But most animals can eat you.
FLUFFYSTEPHANO
If you were a cute mouse you would not live as long but elephants livg long ore strong and smart
[deleted]
töröö! that's what elephants make. at least in my native language. don't know about english.
tyler
im a mouse elephants are scared of mouses ima scare the shit out of all you elephants.
Sharla Friedrichs
Mice, not mouses.
Conor Begley
Its not true, they are both scared of each other but the mouse is most scared
akudo1
science experiments, here i come!
Aidan Kearns
mice will actually scare the shit out of elephants
Zachary Maner
actually thats not true
Valerie
Be an elephant so you can fuck shit up.
Ashton Purins
I can't believe he said I don't know what sound an elephant makes
Ashton Purins
If I could record my elephant impression, I would :)
Tawxic the potato
Elephants are scared of mice so.. xD lol #smartasshere
PhoenixLord
Think about it. If you were a mouse, imagine where you could go.
Christopher Ferreri
Doesnt say I have to be a wild mouse! I could be a cute pet mouse! That would be so bad.
poptart
Ever heard of tom and jerry
poptart
Ever heard of tom and jerry
Sam
think of all the advantages of being a mouse
games-killer47
U wanna be an elephant ? U wanna be locked in a zoo or with a lion in the woods ? Being a mouse is very awesome we get to steel food have houses every where and be free xD
JEagle9
1) not the woods, the savanna, 2) people would actively try to kill you more often.