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48% Eat only human remains for the rest of your life

52% Starve to death

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Eat only human remains for the rest of your life
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Starve to death

Mmm. Humans.

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You'd have to cut them up and cook them yourself each time.

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  • 702

    DougKellner

    6 years ago

    Anything is good with Franks Red Hot Sauce.

  • 37

    obicamdenobi

    5 years ago

    I can't believe ppl would rather die than eat a part of a human

    • 20

      Kikira

      5 years ago

      A lot of people WANT to die, believe it or not.

    • 32

      Sha5y

      4 years ago

      no human body parts are going in my mouth...with only a few exceptions ;) jkjkjk

    • 8

      Alejandro J Quintani

      4 years ago

      wait for them to be on the real thing instinct will kick and they'll eat, you'll see, even if they hate it, they will, they have always done. (the andes event? the desert catastrophe?)

    • 5

      Hval

      4 years ago

      I can't believe you would rather eat human shit for the rest of your life.

    • 7

      Sarah

      4 years ago

      Hval: The question says "remains", not "fecal matter"... geesh.

    • 2

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      I also voted red because I understood "remains" as "shit", which means the question would be "Starve to death" or "Starve to death while eating shit". If you can eat a nice dish fried brain with eyeball soup instead, that's clearly preferable.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      I can't believe you would rather become a cannibal then die.

    • 7

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      Almost no one would rather starve to death. As soon as the hunger gets bad enough, they're gonna take a fucking bite. That's just how it is. Your "civilized" mind will be shut down by instinct and YOU WILL EAT. If you want to think otherwise, that's fine, but YOU WILL EAT.

    • 2

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      I agree if they are already dead people. I find the thought of eating humans a bit repulsive but in the end its much more important to save those who are still alive. I would never value a DEAD person above me if my life depended on doing otherwise. They do not longer need their body parts but I do.

    • 0

      Thinky Brain

      10 months ago

      ikr

  • 20

    MarkTheGr8

    5 years ago

    While it may be an unpleasant experience at first, I'm sure you'd get used to it. We are very capable of adapting to new situations, unlike other species. And apparantly you don't have to kill them yourself. And I don't feel like dying right now, much less starving to death.

    • 3

      RenaLovington

      4 years ago

      True....plus everything taste like chicken.

    • 0

      President PineTree

      3 years ago

      Isn't this where Darwinism takes place? Survival of the fittest.

    • 4

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      Eating human flesh might be unpleasant. Have you ever not eaten for just 2 days? It's terribly painful. People will die somewhere after 40-80 days without food. In that time your body will fucking digest itself and you will be in more pain than you could imagine. You will eat. Whether you like it or not, you will eat.

    • 1

      Rafael95

      3 years ago

      Plus people say human mean is the best because people eat alot of stuff

  • 13

    DarklordTheo

    5 years ago

    You know, human flesh is supposedly a very sweet and succulent meat. S' why it's an added ingredient in the meat pies in one theatrical work...

    • 5

      PirateQueen

      4 years ago

      Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top..

  • 8

    Max

    4 years ago

    Sirarcha. Case closed.

  • 8

    Katie

    4 years ago

    Looks like 52% of people are retarded.

    • 9

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      That's such a clever and original comment. You must be a really smart guy.

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      Immoral to eat your kin

    • 2

      UseThisToAddressMe

      4 years ago

      @Franklin Chen if morality is the first thing that pops into your mind in a life or (agonizing) death situation, you aren't meant to survive. It's your choice and all that jazz but I still feel obliged to point out the absurdity of your ways.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      Use this address, this isn't a life or death situation also I personally don't think I could live with the fact I just ate a human everyday

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      Plus you have to kill to get your food, unless you want to dig up and eat corpses and risk getting all kinds of diseases

    • 4

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      Franklin Chen, it might be immoral, but when the hunger gets bad enough, immorality will disappear from your vocabulary. And it says you have to cut it up and cook it, but not that you have to kill it. You can risk getting diseases if you eat it raw, just like chicken or beef or a potato. Lastly, "not a life or death situation"? EAT HUMAN OR DIE. You know what die means? It's literally a life or death situation.

    • 0

      Alice

      9 months ago

      That would be dis GUST ing!!!!!!

  • 7

    Noble

    4 years ago

    You people think you'd rather starve, but you'll change your minds.

  • 7

    EdwardNigma

    4 years ago

    You ever experienced true hunger? I've gone entire days eating one small bowl of cereal. Fuck. That. Starvation is horrible.

    • 2

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      An entire day? Now imagine 40 days without food. I'd kill myself before I starved to death. It's probably the worst death there is. Much worse than drowning which many says are the way they'd least like to die. Imagine your body digesting your own organs. Scary.

    • 1

      Kojamaira

      1 year ago

      This is the exact kind of comment I've been looking for and I agree. Most anyone writing a comment here is going to have food readily available at almost any given time. They aren't going to know what it's like to have wasted away to a husk of a person and have their body start digesting itself in an attempt to preserve itself.

  • 7

    overtherainbow

    5 years ago

    It would be too traumatic, and I would eventually die of/kill myself because of going crazy.

    • 5

      Jizzwold

      4 years ago

      I would do it shamelessly. Yay selfishness :D

    • 3

      John Roman

      4 years ago

      Survival of the fittest

    • 1

      Dakirel

      3 years ago

      You're more than happy eating animals to survive, yet you'd rather die than eat people?

    • 1

      Adronius

      11 months ago

      I'd probably hesitate to do it at first, but I guess I'd get used to it. Besides, starve to death? That's the most agonizing kind of death there is. Extremely slow and extremely painful, and it gets more and more painful overtime. YOU'LL DIGEST YOUR OWN FUCKING ORGANS. FUCK THAT.

    • 1

      Rashad Lingham

      3 months ago

      Its ok mate

  • 6

    Tori Gilbert

    4 years ago

    I'd still be alive

  • 6

    ZymphV2

    5 years ago

    I'd pose as a misunderstood vampire, and live off of insecure, pasty girls for the rest of my life.

  • 5

    jazzhands

    5 years ago

    This isn't a choice, since people who picked #1 and failed to fulfill it will die anyway.

  • 4

    illyssa

    4 years ago

    I''d eat people haha

  • 4

    mxn

    4 years ago

    protip: eating human flesh kills you anyways. don't believe me? google "kuru disease"

    • 6

      Alejandro J Quintani

      4 years ago

      eating people saved the life of various survivors of horrible accidents. they are still alive (about 40 years later ._. so...)

    • 7

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      You get the kuru disease mainly by eating a corpse infected with Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, which is not all that common. The sponge infection is also mainly located in the brain to affect the central nerve system. So saying you get the kuru disease by eating human flesh is almost like saying you get mad cow disease from eating beef. And I've eaten beef all my life without getting it. Have you? Having said that, it's probably also a better way to go than starving. The incubation period of kuru is between 5-20 years (sympton-free), then 12 months where you start to get worse, but at that point you can kill yourself. In this situation you have to starve to death, you cannot choose to commit suicide any other way, as that would not be starving to death. And starving to death is terrible. Gone without food for 2 days ? That's nothing. Imagine up to 80 days of unimaginable pain, where you cannot think of anything else than to eat, and your organs will digest themselves, and you will slowly fall apart, feeling every second of the 6.912.000 second long endeavor.

  • 4

    Adrian Herd

    4 years ago

    My choice pleases Lady Namira.

  • 4

    Josh Francois

    5 years ago

    Anyone watch the mw3 commentary?

  • 3

    Iván Moreno Peix

    1 year ago

    Ghoul

  • 3

    Kushala

    4 years ago

    I live in America so the choice is Die or Eat Lard.

  • 3

    Nick B.

    4 years ago

    You could find a way to cook the remains where it tasted good, and you'd eventually get used to it anyway.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      I've tasted my own blood multiple times, so taste isn't horrible, its more the thought of eating someone else and your food looking like human body parts. But yet I'd much rather eat from an already dead person than starve to death myself, technically you don't cause more damage unless you commit the murder too

    • 1

      Linool

      6 months ago

      What the fuck went wrong here

  • 3

    Rikujin

    5 years ago

    mmmmm with some sweet baby ray's

  • 2

    J3 Omega

    2 years ago

    @Manuel Dessing Well my unsmart fellow, you don't eat hot sauce, you drink it, for it is liquid. So putting it on human remains would not count as eating hot sauce.....

  • 2

    DatsRandom

    3 years ago

    Wait so people don't eat humans on a regular basis? No wonder they were calling me a monster...

  • 2

    snowjenjen

    3 years ago

    Franks red hot sauce I put that shit on everything

  • 2

    Amulya Bhattarai

    3 years ago

    "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti" - Hannibal Lecter

  • 2

    UseThisToAddressMe

    4 years ago

    The majority would starve to death?! Wow... you do know you are not allowed to commit suicide or ask someone to kill you or pussy your way out of it otherwise. You will have to bear months of agony before you die. I'm sure you'll regret your choice when every movement is painful because of your muscle atrophy and cracked dry skin and when you can't even swallow because of your swollen infected throat. You may try to be wiser this time but you won't have the strength for it. You can only pray that the infections end you faster than you can digest yourself. You just hear the word "starvation" way too often and think it's some trivial thing. Yeah, it's not healthy for humans to consume human meat but it's a lot better than starving to death.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      1. Where does it say I can't commit suicide 2.BTW eventually you will get caught for murder, desecration of corpses etc. In jail you'll get to eat gruel or whatever but since you are bound to eat human flesh you will slowly starve. So really in my opinion you're going to starve either way even though red does prolong this for a bit

    • 1

      MarkTheGr8

      3 years ago

      Franklin. "STARVE TO DEATH" You know what Starving means? It doesnt mean someone shoots you and you die. It means you STARVE TO DEATH. That's why it says STARVE to death. Because you choose to STARVE until you die. And it doesn't say you have to kill humans, it says you have to eat human remains, cook/cut yourself, not kill it yourself.

  • 2

    Alejandro J Quintani

    4 years ago

    but i didnt kill them right? i mean they are rest, and if they are not spoiled...well WTH :· OM nom nom nom

  • 2

    musared

    4 years ago

    do i have to kill them?

  • 2

    garganchua

    4 years ago

    Shia labouf! Or whichever way you spell it, you know what I mean

  • 2

    Jeremy

    4 years ago

    Maybe we taste like bacon. In that case, I'd gladly eat people.

  • 0

    14zy Person

    1 week ago

    Starving TO DEATH IS A TORTURE METHOD GOD!!! YOU WOULD WRITHE IN PAIN FOR THE FIRST NIGHT AND SECOND NIGHT WOULD BE YOU CLAWING AT FOOD WITH INSANITY!!!

  • 2

    Dylan Resavy

    4 years ago

    The only thing I wonder is if you have to hide it or "get" the remains.

    • 0

      Alejandro J Quintani

      4 years ago

      indeed, i mean if they died of insolation or freezing their asses i wouldnt feel that bad probably corps are not getting reetrieved anyway, (covred by and or snow,) and we'll need strenght to find help

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      Yeah, you'll probably have to murder people to get your food

  • 2

    Gabrielle Hircine Ko

    5 years ago

    I've heard person tastes like pork. And I like pork.

  • 2

    Ryan

    5 years ago

    I don't think I could live with the guilt and disgust of what I'm eating.

    • 5

      Alejandro J Quintani

      4 years ago

      maybe you would commit suicide later, but believe me in the life or death matters, you will eat.

    • 2

      InsanePrettyParrot

      3 years ago

      You will fucking eat. Ever not eaten for a day? It was agonizing for me. I can't imagine 40 days. You'd be eating yourself any way.

  • 2

    Roo Bailey

    5 years ago

    tbh - all animals eat the placenta which is part of themselves which is auto-cannabilism. Plus - this question was zombie approved!

  • 0

    eeveelord

    3 weeks ago

    this choice revealed my inner psycho.

  • 0

    Fuzzy's Soup

    4 weeks ago

    Cooked humans? Sounds nice!

  • 0

    RandomGamerAppears!

    4 weeks ago

    They are already dead tho Put some sauce on it while you're at it

  • 1

    sunnyfazbear

    11 months ago

    im not eating a human (any human like my friends and that) i rather starve to death

  • 0

    Robloxgames

    1 month ago

    play my either.io one either.io/385061

  • 1

    Drusarch

    1 year ago

    Tokyo ghoul ftw.

  • 1

    strange one

    1 year ago

    they say human tastes like phasants

  • 1

    BeliverITA

    1 year ago

    Ghoul Mode:ON

  • 1

    Madalyn

    1 year ago

    Once Again... I AM A SURVIVOR!!!!!

  • 1

    Fish

    1 year ago

    what is wrong with you

  • 0

    samuel

    1 month ago

    no you cant Fuzzly

  • 1

    dexter2911

    1 year ago

    easy life or death

  • 1

    Oceania

    1 year ago

    Eating human limbs....Yuck!

  • 1

    meowadam

    1 year ago

    am i the only one here who finds cannibalism socially acceptable?

  • 1

    Banter

    1 year ago

    I'm sort of a cannibal dice I eat my own skin but like most people say, if you have the right sauce then your good. ;)

  • 0

    Spirit the 73rd

    1 month ago

    Mmm, cannibalism.

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