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25% String your opponent along for the entire fight

75% Crush them from the beginning

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Crush them from the beginning

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This is for a boxing match. You win either way.

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  • 346

    RedSquirrel

    6 years ago

    Why devastate when you can toy?

    • 149

      Kendall Walls

      4 years ago

      because I'm not cruel

    • 102

      ILikesTacos

      4 years ago

      and not a cat

    • 58

      Peter

      4 years ago

      Because it's an easy win!

    • 40

      Wyatt Greywolf Davis

      4 years ago

      Fun > Insta-win. I'll take fun, even in a friendly competition.

    • 67

      canthinkofname

      4 years ago

      How boss would you look for crushing them from the beginning.

    • 38

      Josh Gill

      4 years ago

      Why toy when you can devistate?

    • 32

      Sacrix

      4 years ago

      Crushing hopes and dreams is oh so satisfying.

    • 9

      Whoabro

      4 years ago

      This reminds me of my first fight in middle school

    • 16

      Copyright

      4 years ago

      Damn, I'd rather die toying with them, then crush them from the start.

    • 8

      Gracie

      4 years ago

      id rather toy then devistate right from the beginning it would make it much more fun

    • 5

      Doug

      4 years ago

      reds have no class in this one

    • 3

      Manpig

      4 years ago

      Frickin easy easy win.

    • 4

      BriggsSquad

      4 years ago

      As a wrestler in HS I can say it is soooooooo much better to just crush them

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      you are so cruel. like me.

    • 2

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      4 years ago

      because it say crush them from the beginning not crush them from the beginning and stop hurting them after

    • 2

      Kanra

      3 years ago

      Watch out, we have an Izaya Orihara right here.

    • 5

      Stephardi

      3 years ago

      *Boom, head shot* ... next

    • 1

      Alpha

      3 years ago

      @WhoaBro You live up to your name. Unless your a wrestler/boxer, it surprises me you got into a fight in middle school. Like, crap, dude. Fighting? Really now?

    • 1

      Your-Boss-12

      3 years ago

      @ Alpha I don't understand what's impressive about that? Or are you being sarcastic?

    • 3

      PaperlessPaper

      3 years ago

      Why toy when you can devastate? DEVASTATE!!!

    • 8

      Eden of the East

      3 years ago

      I don't whunna take forever in getting it over with, my computer needs me more than a boxing match

    • 3

      Cody Huseby

      3 years ago

      If you knocked them out at the beggining people could say that you just got in a lucky shot, where as if you held back and strung them along it would make you look much more skills. If it wasnt a proffesional fight, and you were defending against someone attacking you, you could slowly see their morale turn to dust.

    • 0

      TaterTot

      3 years ago

      @Copywright, its actually than, not then...

    • 0

      TaterTot

      3 years ago

      @Copywright, and that second comma shouldn't be there.

    • 3

      Jackie680015

      3 years ago

      Redsquirrel is right + if you string them on then they think they acridly have a chance but if you crush them emedietly then they might give up wrestling forever and never come back to that sport + Disjoint Huseby's explanation.

    • 1

      kaheri

      3 years ago

      more time for me

    • 0

      AwesomeUniverse

      3 years ago

      Because I don't do torture.

    • 1

      Fly Guy

      3 years ago

      Basically Ali or Tyson. I'd like to assert dominance and let everyone watch it play out.

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      Just restrain with one finger and pressure points. Then, when they're feeling like they'll win, punch them against the wall.

    • 1

      Ryan

      2 years ago

      woo!!! KILL HIM!! bang bang Finish him!! ;(

    • 0

      R0L1K

      2 years ago

      Ugly pic bro

    • 1

      NoaWinski

      2 years ago

      I'm going to take my time and destroy them

    • 1

      Raiden777

      1 year ago

      Although if you utterly crush them then it'll hurt them all the more.

    • 0

      AwesomeJ

      1 year ago

      your sentence is in the wrong order dude

    • 2

      swegpython

      1 year ago

      cuz its fun to torture

    • 2

      FSK95

      1 year ago

      agree with first person

    • 0

      Kyouran21

      1 year ago

      Tease them alittle make them think they have a chance

    • 0

      Audherbagn

      1 year ago

      they deserved it...

    • 0

      TryoneTreeTrunkz

      1 year ago

      It never says how long you crush them for - could be forever

    • 1

      TimeToPlay

      1 year ago

      BECAUSE IM FUCKING HULK

    • 1

      Splash

      1 year ago

      One hit KO

    • 0

      FerbWTF

      1 year ago

      WTF im batmetal

    • 1

      Warmaster Blade

      1 year ago

      When you string them along they become more powerful and will defeat you. If you play videogames you know how this works

    • 0

      FNAFmaster

      1 year ago

      LOL NO

    • 0

      BlueLeoWolf

      1 year ago

      Lol not really. It's 50/50, but fun either way

    • 0

      Diamondslite

      1 year ago

      you are missing one thing!!!! you guys are CRUEL!!!! (even me! xD)

    • 0

      Jak

      1 year ago

      I'm fighting Gary. Gary doesn't even get to think he's winning. FUCK GARRY!!

    • 0

      Joshua Grey

      1 year ago

      Lets see here. Immediatly damage and KILL a person with a gun, or you could burn them to death with a torch. Burning to death is more painful so i want them to die SLOWLY.

    • 0

      Slim Loco

      1 year ago

      RedSquirrel, 'cuz ain't nobody got time for that

    • 0

      Jeremiah Baker

      1 year ago

      You just tap him on the nose and he blows up i a million pieces

    • 0

      Bryce Jarrells

      1 year ago

      Don't want to be a one hit Johnny huh?

    • 1

      Scottish-Norwegian

      11 months ago

      He rocky or Ivan drago

    • 1

      QuanDuck

      11 months ago

      I would make it look like i'm about to lose, Then i come back with a right handed.............Gun.

    • 1

      Potatolord

      11 months ago

      It's hard to tell who has the plot armor so it's best not to test fate.

    • 1

      danavan :O

      10 months ago

      uhh cause lol

    • 0

      goombis

      10 months ago

      Because I would get less brain damage.

    • 0

      Nefas

      9 months ago

      I'll smack talk to the opponent all the time, with Randy Savage voice, like "OH YEAH! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO SNAP EVEN TO A SLIM JIM!!!"

    • 0

      TheSepticLord

      9 months ago

      Here is how the fight would go. They would throw a punch, I would take it and pretend it hurt. I would act weak and barely even try to hit them, but always miss my punches. I would wait until I took a few hits, and then fall. Now comes the fun part, I get back up instantly, and laugh at their pathetic attempts to hit me. They try again. I step out of the way, and rush them, hitting them in the stomach. Then I punch them in the head. I follow it up with an uppercut. They are barely holding on. Then they desperately try to knock me out but I dodge all of their punches. I then laugh and say "You made a mistake trying to fight me. It was fun toying with you though, I'll give you that. But anyway, enough talk" I then brutally rush at them with an insane flurry of punches so quick and powerful that they literally have no time to react. And as the final blow connects and they crumple onto the floor I say "Lights out".

    • 0

      Eshan Haider

      5 months ago

      BECAUSE WE ARE BRUTAL

    • 0

      Colleen

      5 months ago

      BECAUSE I CAN SAY............anouther one

    • 0

      John Rambo

      5 months ago

      That's what she said.

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      3 months ago

      because I get to make up a signature move that wipes them out and becomes a meme

    • 0

      SpACEturtLE8008

      1 month ago

      so true i am more tactical!

    • 0

      fuzzycat

      1 month ago

      At least torture your oppnent for at least 5 minutes

    • 0

      FueLa_

      1 week ago

      I know right

  • 31

    Cruelparody

    5 years ago

    over confidence leads to defeat, you can toy with them but they get a lucky hit and it could be all over for you

    • 47

      Raptorsayshi

      5 years ago

      the description says you win either way.

    • 5

      Joseph Greenwood

      4 years ago

      It'd still hurt.

    • 2

      morbidlyobesefrog

      4 years ago

      Just goes to show your skill, Yeah I coulda crushed you from the beginning... You looked stupid flailing around earlier didn't you?

    • 1

      dudeyo123

      3 years ago

      It shows you have humility, you got challenged, you let them have their fun, then you crush them like a twig, let everyone see your dominance!

    • 1

      Judd Nelson

      1 year ago

      RKO!!!

    • 0

      bob

      10 months ago

      I will crush them like the Hulk

  • 12

    Corey

    4 years ago

    It would be like a season of Dragonball Z.

    • 4

      Likowoof

      1 year ago

      -could go super saiyan, decides to just... keep punching...

  • 11

    Jaden LeBlanc

    4 years ago

    Call me cruel. I wouldn't fight you unless you deserved it.

  • 9

    Dash

    4 years ago

    Don't play with your food son

  • 5

    Gal Loker

    3 years ago

    Aint nobody got time for that

  • 5

    Ethan

    5 years ago

    I'm not very strong, but I can hold my ground.

  • 5

    Gringomiester

    5 years ago

    strike fear into the hearts of my other opponents

  • 4

    SparrowZero

    1 year ago

    You get more money the longer the fight is.

  • 4

    KilltheHobos

    4 years ago

    When bitches step up I stomp bitches asses.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Gives me more sleep time....

  • 3

    Firewolf219

    3 years ago

    Why waste precious energy when I can show everyone that I'm not a person that can be trifled with?

  • 3

    Xavier Molina

    4 years ago

    I wouldn't actually know I was ginna win till I did and I've seen way to many people toy around thinking their win is assured and gets backhanded when it backfires

    • 0

      Setakarn

      1 year ago

      "you win either way" description whatever time this was made

  • 3

    Murdock

    4 years ago

    Why prolong their suffering?

  • 0

    Alexa

    3 days ago

    'Come play with me...' but literally

  • 0

    Austin

    3 days ago

    #imnowonepunchmanmlgforthewin

  • 0

    Perennial Wish

    6 days ago

    kneel down worm

  • 1

    Renzo

    3 months ago

    Anyone worse than me is a noob. Anyone better than me has no life. My noob opponent thinks I have no life. He's correct ;-;

  • 0

    Izabel

    1 week ago

    From my opinion I don't want to hurt ANYONE but if I had to I would crush them at the beginning because I would just want to get it over with.

  • 2

    Timewalker

    2 years ago

    I win anyway.

  • 2

    FlowMacs

    3 years ago

    Give the people there moneys worth!

  • 2

    Fly Guy

    3 years ago

    Being a boxer, it looks better outclass and outlast them.

  • 2

    Seth0071

    3 years ago

    we'll the reason I picked is because as a wise woman once said "ain't nobody got time for that"

  • 2

    Mr. Warm and Fuzzy

    3 years ago

    I find wins more satisfying if the opponent thinks they have a fighting chance through the whole game, but this is based on gaming and sporting experiences so it could be different in a fight.

  • 2

    Carl Baker

    4 years ago

    Stringing them along would make you tired. Being tired sucks. Plus, imagine how awesome it'd be to just smash someone in the face.

  • 2

    Pzerce Dardel Mendones

    4 years ago

    Long, dominant boxing matches are always boring. Dominant early knockouts are fucking awesome.

  • 2

    Invalid Password.

    4 years ago

    I'll take the route with as little pain as possible, thanks.

  • 2

    Deja Vu

    4 years ago

    Rub it in their faces! I mean, seriously, they're screwed any way, you might as well get some fun out of it!

  • 2

    RealityWarping

    4 years ago

    Put them out of their misery. They'd have better psychological stability than if they're treated like a toy and they'd barely feel a thing. Weirdly, it's actually a softer option.

  • 2

    FavsCo

    5 years ago

    K.O in 14.23 seconds! IT'S A WORLD RECORD!

  • 0

    Morgan

    1 week ago

    With beating them instantly you would just get a lot of hate

  • 0

    Mary Moore

    2 weeks ago

    I would rather crush my opponent from the beginngi

  • 0

    Coolkid110

    2 weeks ago

    It's funnier and more satisfying to tick off your opponent then take them down.

  • 1

    Komaeda Nagito

    8 months ago

    I want to see the moment of true despair where their hope abandons them.

  • 1

    GroominGabe

    8 months ago

    Why would the crowd pay expensive tickets for a short match? Make it last!

  • 1

    mr. wolfy

    9 months ago

    well when your strong in enough he will go to the ground

  • 1

    TheDeadlyCosby

    9 months ago

    It's more entertaining for watchers

  • 1

    epicsporkmaster

    9 months ago

    MAKE THEM SUFFER! MWA HA HA

  • 1

    NerdLogic

    10 months ago

    Just fuck with them the entire time. Sounds like something I'd do...

  • 1

    Tommy

    10 months ago

    If you can string them along, you are smarter than them.

  • 1

    Mallard

    10 months ago

    In a real perspective, watching a fighter crush the opponent every time get boring after like 5 matches. Watching a fighter toy the opponent will be funny.

  • 1

    Micaiah Bridges

    10 months ago

    Give the audience some entertainment before winning!

  • 1

    Bahamallama

    11 months ago

    Since you win either way, I'd rather have a little bit off fun, especially with such an interesting toy!

  • 1

    Egolord

    11 months ago

    Crushing them from the start looks boss, and always looks boss. Toying with them, however, grants the opportunity to look even more boss if you pull it off right, because you not only make yourself seem strong, but also smart. Plus, it's a lot more fun.

  • 0

    Bendy

    1 month ago

    Bruh

  • 1

    NBen2001

    1 year ago

    Look at spiderman. The ad said 3,000$ for 3 minutes in the ring. He was in the ring for 2 minutes and only got 100$.

  • 0

    Jessfromthewest

    1 month ago

    I want to make them feel pain and tie them up with barbwire first.

  • 0

    fuzzycat

    1 month ago

    I say torture your opponent for at least 5 minutes

  • 1

    Creepabriner

    1 year ago

    So everyone sees how strong i am and make them feel wimpy and weak.

    • 0

      CraftMoreCake

      1 year ago

      It looks like you have more skills if you defeat them slowly.

  • 1

    Giantdad

    1 year ago

    I do this all the time in Dark Souls... The legend never dies!

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