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32% Be sick for the rest of your life
68% Kill 2 puppies
Sorry but the puppies have to take one for the team
Shouldn't you technically take one for the team considering it's two lives for one? And you get to live anyway.
Utamey what if its the flue or a sickness that kills
Oh god, my sides hurt hahaha
ha haha Fuck puppies I want to be comfortable
What's "the flue"?
Utamey lives under the delusion that all lives are equal.
if it weren't puppies everyone would've chosen red anyway
Why the fuck does every comment have 127 likes
My bad that was a glitch :P
Utamey,those are dogs...
Some people don't know what it means to be sick for years. i'd kill hundreds of puppies for health...
You sick ass hole :(
You guys are fucking heartless and should all burn in hell
puppies don't live that long anyway
you are heartless.
@Utamey However... it's 2 ANIMAL lives.
Dolan the duck.. I can't believe someone like you would say that.
That shouldnt have made me laugh
I'll take them to the throat of the world
THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RIGHTS.
the puppies could be already dying or really sick themselves.
they will take 2 for the team not one
PEANUT BUTTER OVERDOSE!
at least they will be happy...
don't they eat puppies in china?
How come every comment has over one hundred likes
DIDN'T SAY IT WAS BABY CHUPACARBA THEY DO EXSIST THEY ARE BASICALLY UGLY LOOKING DIZZESD DOGS WHO SUCK THE BLOOD OF ANIMALS THAT WONDER IN THE WILDERENESS
Fucking ass on a dick you are fucking horrible, letting puppies die? Suck cock you gay bitch.
got dammit! lol take one for the team X-D
Real shit lmfaooo
To everyone saying "But they're just dogs" to reiterate, YOU DON'T DIE. The choices are either you're just sick forevz, or around 30 years of potential life is ended so you don't have to have the sniffles.
@Dolan At least when we go to hell I won't be the one coughing up a storm on the way there.
Yeah coz you'd be to shit scare and selfish to have a cold...
YOU FUCKING BASTARDS THAT CHOSE RED YOUR GOING TO HELL GOD MADE DOGS AND PUPPIES TO BE LOYAL AND PROTECT YOU I'M TIRED OF PEOPLES SHIT SAYING "OH LET'S JUST KILL TWO PUPPIES LIKE IT'S NO FUCKING DEAL!" I'M TIRED WITH THAT BULL SHIT!
No school lol
Lol. Nobody knows how bad it is to ve sick. IT'S JUST DOGS FFS. Do you know how pigs are getting treated? They kill pig babies when they are born. So 2 puppies won't hurt out of millions.
fuck the puppies. and all you people out there who said youd rather be sick... quit lying
Pitbull puppies who were about to kill your mom.
Go to bed, blue people. You are sick
Let the two puppies die of old age? You're still killing them ... Just slowly!
That is pretty sick.
Travis, you chose blue...so you're the sick one ._.
Lol look at all the sick butthurt puppy lovers.
Its the cycle of life I could eat those dogs after to live n it shouldnt b a problem cuz a lion would eat 2 sheep if it meant it could live the strong survive lol
Didn't say when you kill them, they could be puppies, wait till they're ill and in pain then give a lethal injection, LOOPHOLE
You people *cough* are *hack* *cough* *inhale* monsters! *Rolls away in wheel chair with both puppies cuddled up together in my lap.*
FUCK. AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASTARDS! I WILL NEVER *cough* KILL ANY PUPPIES! YOU CRAZY *Wheeze* FUCKS!
Take 2 For the team.
@Jessica Henning Já acabou, Jessica?
Yeah but, never said any type of sick. so I can be sick with awesomeness!
meh im no vegetarian ill eat them after i don't give a shit
ok... so your saying 1.5million puppies would die rather than 750000 people be ill... sickness happens every day bro
Really dude that's not cool puppies are innocent creatures and you would just kill them off like that's!
The only way I would choose red is if the dogs I'm killing are sick and about to die and only if The way the dog dies is euthanasia
How could you D':
Why are so many people mad for people clicking the red button? It's just a would you rather question
Kill all the puppies!!
Look i already lost 2 of my puppies and every time i hear stuff like this ... Just dont ... (like if u cry every time)
Sorry pups, but you can save the human race. Both puppies wil be known as heroes.
I dont understand the ppl voting blue...theyre so fucking stupid
You are a seriously bad person
says the guy named darth vader
Why not kill two sick puppies with an incurable disease? The question didn't say anything about the puppies' conditions. Killing something is a terrible act, but humans need to live...
In the words of papa franku, "I'd smash the shit out of that puppy" "Time to put on the old timberlands"
Fuck u tyler puppies are cute not like u
Puppies are too common, anyway
For all the blue people, Technically both those puppies average life span would be about HALF your life. There for you can either die from a incurable sickness or kill 2 puppies. so take one for the team.
if you killed two puppys in real life you would be a monster and i would probely hunt you down Cuz who would kill a puppy?a monster would
U R A MONSTER KILLING PUPPIES U LIVE PUPPIES DON'T LIVE AS LONG AS YOU DO
Who cares about 2 puppies anyway? I would rather enjoy life instead, all you sick animal lovers who love animals more than humans should always stay sick. What has humanity come to?
it dosent say how sick =)
but that was funny ardit
how could u
you are a disgrace to this community
It's so sad but i'm sick right now and I hate it
*Take 2 for the team
But I'm already sick for life. I have allergies.
i technically am sick for the rest of my life because i have a disease that is NOT contagious called cyclical vometing
its sad that people value a humans life than a dogs. we already kill ourselves everyday at least dogs are cute and dont intend to kill any of their own species
i got walking pneumonia when i was 5 so COME AT ME BRO!!!
PUPPIES R CUTE UR ALL SAVAGES JERKS >:3
same have to take 2 for the team
BLOOD SACRIFICE FOR MY IMMORTAL SOUL! MWAHAHAHA!!!... ahem... i mean, it would be horrible, but it would be better in the long run.
Ooh! What if I picked two sick puppies? Like puppies that were gonna die anyways?
what if I picked 2 sheep puppies? I mean, fried lamb is extremely tasty!
DIE PUPPIES, DIE!!!
YOU ALL *cough, cough* SUCK!
I agree with Skull.
YOU MONSTERS ToT
I'd do it fast and painlessly, but no way am I gonna be sick for the rest of my life.
... Hmm... Good point...
You can see it's already too late for me.
Or the could die of old age
Destiny they're puppies aka baby" dogs
Good idea,but i will become really sad.
I'm always sick so it doesn't make a difference.
I know how you feel. :/
Yea, stuffy nose, gross throat.... ;-;
Well, as long as I don't die from the sickness... I mean, as long as is something as Anemia o an incredibly constant flu, I'll take it.
Are you vegetarian?
At least it's your choice but baby pigs are cute to and if you eat meat you show that you don't have a problem with the dead of other animals. Puppies are not special just because they are puppies. Thats what I think. (I don't get the people who laugh at this question)
Oh my god this is emotional blackmail!
I personally love being sick. And I can be sick with puppies!
Puppies Don't Live Too Much
Because, you know, there are only 2 puppies in the universe.
"Puppies Don't Live Too Much" - MemoZmash 2013
u like feeling like ur dying?
oh man you're so edgy
If iss a cold, no prob. If it's something bigger, well then the rest of my life won't be very much longer. (;
You'd have a cold for the rest of your life to save two puppies? Dude, come on...
Wtf is your delusion? Its an animal. I kill atleast 10 a year!
Even as a vegetarian who cares for all life. I carefully take spiders outside to a safe spot if I see one indoors. I'd still kill the puppies. Animals die all the time. ^ This guy kills 10 per year.
Have me suffer the rest of my life...or get rid of two dogs who in the wild would most likely die anyways. Sorry woof-woofs :/
Yeah they didn't said that you have to kill wild cute puppies.
And you'd spread the illness too...
In the wild? That's like saying you should save thereof dogs because you're gonna die anyway, which is true.
Micheal Vick would have no problem with making his decision! lmao
@ryanburgdorf Micheal Vick was out of state when the dog fighting happened. It was his cousin that fought the dogs. The only reason he was charged because it was happening on his property
They don't mention how sick.. I'd sooo be sick
Ikr. It is so sad that so many ppl choose red D:
I would rather be physically sick for the rest of my life than be mentally disturbed for killing innocent animals that don'd deserve it
Dem peta members
Animals in the nature kill "innocent" animals all the time, I don't see how it's that much worse that I kill a puppy if it was for my own health (maybe unless the sickness is very minor) and the animals don't suffer a lot during the killing process
Wel i killed so much animals on hunt so i dont care for 2 puppis
Well I wouldn't care cus I'm a cat person
Dogs are just shit to me
sorry "dawgs" ima cat person.
Cats are lief
i cat person but i still love puppies the same way
Anyone who wouldn't kill the puppies are going way too far with their animal loving. You know that sickness can kill you, right?
You do realize people are animals, right?
Dogs are some of the most amazing creatures I've ever seen. They lower blood pressure, provide a soothing environment, protect you and others, and can rely on their instincts instead of going to a grocery store. Oh, and they save lives. HUMAN lives
look, would you blue-people like to kill your mother or two homeless baby dogs that will suffer and die? did you see it this way?
You idoits humans come first animals are not people, they should not be treated badly but really? your own heath for a dog!
You know that you're a dipshit right?
Armando, would you like to kill your two beloved family pets or some old pedophile. Did you see it this way? Double standard.
People who picked blue, its fine for now, but after 10 years of having sickness, you would get so sick at being sick you wish you did, its like a cold, you think their not bad, but when you get one its annoying as anteaters (no offence to anteaters, i know a few nice ones)
I hate it when people use the "We're animals too" argument. You're right, we are. But we're way more intelligent to be classed along-side a god damn shitzu or ostrich. I'd kill those 2 puppies so fast.
id make it quick :(
At least it wouldn't have to suffer later
Fuck the dogs, and by the way FOOL
There is enough dogs in the world as it is. And usually they come in litters, so don't worry, there is still 4 more!
There is enough humans in the world, so a human life is nothing more than a dogs life. We aren't more important
I don't give a single fuck about puppies...
Why don't you like puppies???? They are AWESOME #MAN'SBESTFRIEND
I don't even like dogs
I'M A FUCKING CAT PERSON DOG LOVING BITCHES
you lil' crap hole
It didn't say "kill 2 puppies just for the hell of it"
Doesn't say how sick. I can just have a mild cold for the rest of my life :D
I would make it quick, but im not gonna bee Dick for the test of my life. Sorry puppies :(
sick? NO SCHOOL!:D
no school? NO JOB, NO MONEY, NO FOOD, NO HOUSE, NO HEALTH, DISEASES, EXPOSURE, SUFFERING, DEATH!:D
As much as I love puppies, I could contrib