Your criminal record wouldn't be affected. Think of it like a social vs. alone question.
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JForrestQ
Getting in touch with nature is beautiful. Getting in touch with Bubba the Butt Blaster is horrible.
Will
hahahahahahahaha
Roflshalbowco
Yes, but in jail you'd get food
jg118809
all you do is hunt to get food
Dovahsteve
MY SIDES!
cronejello
I once knew that man...
Tiago Saramago
ha buba the butt blaster xd
[deleted]
Well here in Norway our jails are like Hotel rooms
apocalypseArisen
thank you for being an amazing person
Mattia Falchini
@JForrestQ you made me laugh my ass off
Ben Fistere
This is on Reddit!
Franklin Chen
oh god
T.P.N
im crying XD
Shelleypoo
i saw your comment on lolpics
Omnipotent
While I understand the wilderness and nature aspect, I don't think i'd be able to survive without going crazy from lack of companionship.
RoBoTZ
HHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD MADE MY DAY NO MONTH NO YEAR OH GOD
best username ever
Bubba the butt blaster XD
Zoetta Day
Well, I'm a girl, so...
Soleyman Anwari
hahahahahahhahahah
nothjarnan
this one actually got on facebook! https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=374974642603963&set=a.197122227055873.31336.196629397105156&type=1&theater;
President PineTree
amazing
Bri Scali
Your comment ended up on face book
Sebastian Hilden Madsen
Oh my god.... Why doesn't that comment have more agree's?
Bryce Anthony
Lol
bvee23
I know saints who chose this.
Nick3.141592
You just influenced my decision.
toxicpug
I JUST DIED
PaperlessPaper
@JForrestQ, Oh, Jeez...
Daffy
What about food and resources?
legoperson57
You tricked me internet
Anthony Floyd
Zoetta Day, you do realize that shit goes down in female prisons too, right? You'll be eating out Bertha the Bloody Butch every day. Hope you like period blood.
Avery O'Halloran
All of my arguments are invalid.
Kill ALL the flies
All they feed you in prison is meat ;)
Jarebare555
@Zoetta Day Then for you it'd be Vanessa the vagina eviscerator.
Cody Dudash
Yeah, gonna live it up My side of the mountain style.
Utah G
move to norway
Somerandomwizard
I'll join a pack of wolves, and by the time people find me, I'll be the leader of the pack
Evalgra
Bubba the Butt Blaster holy shit that made my week
OmegaX
who says i can't order my food online and have it air dropped? :D
Michael J. A.
NATURE YEAHHH
TheGamer
NATURE :D xD
650bugers
how u fuckin' gonna fuckin' make fuckin' videos?!?!?!?!?!
650bugers
@OmegaX you fuckin' dont have fuckin' internet fuckin' idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sackbot2011
LOL!
Star
I can't stop laughing omg
RealCrudeDude
Why is it always bubba?
Flandrew
GOOD LORD
Gaster
Three words. Suprise butt sex
ExtraStoopid
u also9 get to strek without no one noticing you
Hecarim
Ill be training my thu'um with Tiber Septim
Scootastic XD
I take that back. THEY DIDN"T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A CABIN WITH WIFI. xD
Keith
I couldn't read this properly for laughing... Best comment of the year so far XD
Matt Halverson
i cant breathe
Matt Halverson
IM GETTING ABS
Ken Amagna
umm guys, remember, Mountains has altitude, which means its freezing... You guys can die of frostbite there.... you know?
Wheatley33
LMFAO
DaviDahora
I do not want to take all day.
jordan
lol
Zom-zom The Furry
Does skype count? Also, Ken you'd probably die of hypothermia before dying of frostbite.
pootis
one word. fhinnish prisons....
R-Dizzle
Im immortal
Kalin V
but what if the mountains are freezing cold
Austin
what if jail with six flags in it, BOY
derpface
hey JForrestQ, I'm gay so Bubba the butt Blaster is not that y'know homie ;-P
Christofer
lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Anuj
you'd die or go insane living in isolation.. try it .. dont talk to anyone for even 10 days .. EVEN ONLINE ...
Isabelle
the question doesn't say you wont have proper food or no internet or no wifi or no electronics
Ziameir
That's so funny hahahahahahahaha....oh my insides
Dem_Chickens
LOL
Bluufones
LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL i pissed me self laughing ;-;
[Unknown Person]
RIP
Littlebigdecision50
so dropping the soap? XD
TheSkyrimLord169
YES SO TRUE
jace
gotta love dat nature do
The Delta Snivy
I clicked this one by acctident, i wanted mountain
Sky Porter
Jail not Prison.
JSR360
OMG I'm crying! =D
thatcoolkid787
you get free food and a room and you're around people
acoustic_dragon
Lol
jack
lol
Hugh Jass
Yellowstone park anyone? Well I'll just enjoy the views and the exciting sports like kayaking
Hugh Jass
Las Vegas Jailhouse XD
Donald Trump
@JForrestQ HOLY S*** I CAN'T BREATH XD
Bluefoxx250
WHO SAID I WOULD BE IN THE WORST HIGH TECH SECURITY PRISON? im just gonna be chillaxin by dat nice hot tub in the nicest prison ever with EXELLENT wifi nice comfy BEDS a tv some outlets for my phone nice yummy hot food AND PANCAKES its gonna be wonderful while your just sitting in the mountains Freezing to death in COMEPLETE ISOLATION getting eaten by the bears sprayed by skunks no food no water no nothing :)
cheshire
Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P
Piebro234
True, I never thought about that. It dosen't say live off the land
[deleted]
Okay, so live in jail for a year, or be COMPLETELY ISOLATED IN MOUNTAINS FOR A YEAR. YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIVE. Not a national park either; IT'S ISOLATION. At least, that's how I'd interpret having to LIVE IN COMPLETE ISOLATION IN FREEZING, HARD TO SURVIVE IN, MOUNTAINS. My opinion, though. Don't wanna offend anyone. ... I overreacted, didn't I?
Kupperz
Jails have good food
Esther
XDD
John Rambo
1066 agree's? #Hastingsmuch?
edin
i meant to choose red!
jaspagames
FINALLY SOME BUKKING PEACE AND QUIET
amin99
looooooooooooooool
JayKayJohnson2.105
Yeah XD
jason
skyrim
Ally Irish
BUT FREE FOOD!!!
SirPoseidon
GREEN ARROW
Alexa
No raping for me
Alexa
All aboard the fatty fatty introvert train. With widely spaced seats and plenty of personal space! Buy yer ticket now!
HarveyBB
you made me laugh so much xD
Butter_On_Toast;)
I'll go nuts from the isolation
Rocks
Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Isaac Willcox
but you chose Isolation..
Silenzioso
Yes Isaac, because he said "Shank or be shanked."
DM Suja
So, don't drop the soap
Blooregard Q Kazoo
Did no one get the futurama reference??
Matthew Kenny
Nice Scruffy the Janitor comment.
Tomehash
Try hard not to drop the soap
Matthew Wulff
@tomehash was that a fucking pun
unicorn
Sure u could make sangria but I don't want to be anally raped thank u very much
Alan A Gontes
Jails not so bad. Just watch out for raining dildos
David Le
It never said you had to be a prisoner !
Annoying Dog
Down here, it's SHANK or BE SHANKED.
Bitty2004
At least u get food...
one ton
I'm more worried about the sharpened tooth brushes and my ability to hold onto soap.
xMettaton
MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
xMettaton
MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
xMettaton
MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES
Cyberknigt
Well... who says that you get into the violent cell block? You could be hangkng out with the guards all the time and have a private bedroom and/or restroom woth guards on
lol
You will go mad in isolation in under 1 month so I'd rather not loose my mind and take my chances in a cell
cheshire
IN THIS WORLD IT"S SHANK OR BE SHANKED!!! WHY WOULD ANYONE PASS UP AN OPPURTUNITY LIKE THIS!! DIE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
ionlychoosered
Literally just watched that episode on Netflix 3 minutes ago
RKDen
tHE UNDERTALE HERE!! YES
overtherainbow
Guys, jail. Not prison. Like county jail? Ya know? Not so bad, plus whatever you did to get there you would be with people equally as bad as you. No serial killers and shit. Maybe just someone who stole stuff... I could personally not be in isolation. I would go mental. Plus in jail, if you are a decent human being, I think they let you go out and walk and stuff as long as theres someone with you... so... not bad.
Jet Simon
I'm pretty sure that by jail they meant prison.
Charlie Walker
Actually there is a maximum amount of time they can hold someone so they obviously meant prison, and no they dont let you walk around in jail, there are no visitations and you get a crappy bed, worse than prisons beds.
Erin Kilgore
I'd rather be somewhere where I can feel comfortably alone without being behind bars and dealing with inmates.
[deleted]
Jails are termed prison. Prisons are termed jail.
Alvo Razzi
No, jail and prison are different and for the sake of answering to the tee, I would take everything literally. Still I would love to be able to fend for myself in nature. Think of all the experience in survival plus the toughening of your physical and mental state. You'd be stronger as a person as apposed to weaker within a confined shell.
August
k den
Callum
o my days finally the mountains are fun but being stuck there is shit u have limited food but in jail u get food shelter and u get to go to the gym and all that shit
cheshire
Now what do you have against serial killers huh? *all the creepypastas and their entire fandom lines up behind me and begins shouting at yall 4 being so offensive*
cheesit
This was a hard choice because... in the mountains you might have beautiful views and freedom, but you'd also have to fend for yourself. Also, there's a risk of being eaten by bears. In jail, you'd have regular meals and friends. But, as Rocks said, you could be shanked... So, I guess I'd rather risk being eaten by a bear.
SilasDG
In jail bears would still be after you
Bri Scali
Bears are still after you in jail though
Insert name here...
Never said you don't have a beautiful mansion up in the mountains did it?
arvohs
You have a more likely chance of being killed in jail
Bruh Bruh
I already live in the mountains
Tiger Peng
You have no idea what complete isolation does to you. I watched 3 documentaries on it and it makes you mad af.
cheshire
Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P
DietCyanide
But there could be another castaway...
RKDen
But this said COMPLETE ISOLATION. You can't be in touch with castaways or anything!
TooDPD
I'm from Norway. So a year in jail would be like a year in a 5 starred hotel
MasterWeggies
Nice
cheshire
Noice br0
cheshire
also I am from norway too. YAY NEW FRIENDS!
Nixon573
Don't forget internet
Jökull Breki Arnarson
The jails in Iceland are actually very nice, and there is no report of a rape in an Icelandic jail so far. I win.
Autarctic
haha this is the easiest choice on this sight for me thus far. I want to be alone in the mountains for an extended amount of time already.
August
The easist in all of these is Would you rather let the goverment experiment on you or not.
cheshire
Eyeless jack:so yes? lol
Envylol
Mountains = Bear rape vs. Jail = Butt Rape.
Derek Long
For a guy that'd be butt rape either way.
Zoltan Austen
but for a women no rape
Bruh Bruh
Zoltan if you think theres no lesbian rape you are so wrong
Alexa
girls have vaginas and asses.
Theoddone
guys? jail aint that bad. just dont drop ur soap
fr0st
Theoddone saying jail? You belong in the mountains so you can jungle
Carra_Luzi
YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN THE MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!! IN THE JAIL YOU ARE AS A SLAVE
Seth T
I feel as though my rectum would survive in the mountains.
sangwach
lol @ people who would rather be in jail. the question might as well be, " would you rather grow a pair and live of the land for a year gaining skills and wisdom from a life changing expeirience. or sit on your ass, wach tv, lift some weights, eat shitty food that was prepared for your lazy ass, and hang out around a bunch of smelly ass annoying people who all hate eachother for a year.
Ryan Smee
I like being alone
ZettaToad
All aboard the introvert train! Actually, scratch that. I need personal space.
Alexa
Introvert train = 100 meters long, 10 meters wide. 10 seats either side separated by 10 meters. Done!
Squiggy
Honestly who picked jail?
Mediamarkt
me
RKDen
Me!
Coon
First of all, it never said you had to have committed a crime. If you are scared of shankings in prison, you can be isolated from the rest of the inmates if the authority feel you are actually in danger. This fact makes this question very stupid, considering you can end up in isolation for both these choices but you get food, water, shelter and NOT a complete isolation for one of them. Also, you don't "discover" yourself while in the mountains, you're in a very stressful situation where you are thinking of survival. You can twist an ankle and go days without food. You may be stranded on a mountain where there is very little source of water. Or you may simply lack the survival skills to construct a shelter and acquire food. *My initial vote went to the mountains but then i read criminal records are unaffected.
Samarc
Didn't say there wouldn't be a luxury resort with a years worth of delicious food and drink, internet, etc.
Bob Bob
+Sarmarc and the prison could be a luxury resort as well, only you can't leave and have nice friends to spend time with
cheshire
Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P
Robert Chu
Finding spiritual awarness is better then butt rape
wavymouth
i would live at the highest altitude anyone ever could without supplemental oxygen and break a lack of o2 record! and without supervision i act how i want and no one says i'm crazy!
firehawk2324
Living in isolation in the mountains would give you the time to discover yourself and figure out what kind of person you want to be in life. Living in jail for a year would pretty much seal the deal on how people view you, plus there would be a reason you are in jail, and that would stay on your permanent record.
namnog
jail does not sound that bad, + you probs have a better chance living in jail then the mountains
cheshire
Now wait a minute, who said I would be in a stinky old log cabin? I could be in a mansion built into the side of the mountain, tapping into the himalayan hot springs, ginormous fluffy feather beds with down pillows and fur blankets, getting great wifi reception from the satellites, geothermal energy for heat and electricity, with drones delivering my every meal. SUCK IT BITCHES ;P
Otti
Please have sex with me
Thiago Cedervall
Jail is nice in Sweden.
Lydia Jaye
I hate people so duh!!!
Wise Octopus
More interesting stories to tell.
iloveglobes
I've got a lot of meth heads in my area, definitely don't want to hang with those people for a year. I have always wanted to live in the mountains and live a simplistic life.
Jackster
Complete isolation I'm a Taurus id go fukin crazy
RKDen
I'm not a Taurus, but yes. I will also go mad.
Anna
My dreams come true!
DerpWolfGaming
Dude if I had the chance to get away from all civilization I would take it in a heartbeat. I'm not a people person, and I rather have nature as my friend. It might be lonely for others but I secluded my self from my parents for 3 years and I'm fine, I would like to do it again if they didn't check on me every hour of the day. I mean I'm only 15, let me live my own life!
Eitherwayman
If some kid can do it, I can, too!
Atalay Avcılar
fucking hell they both are gifts compared to my current life
Kalin Ngo
Can it be a prison in Sweden?
horsedickdotmpeg
I would go mad isolated.
bTirbaoqlis
...horsedickdotmpeg?
A-fficient
Living in jail means living with other people, but if you live in isolation for a long time, you would become mentally unstable.
I like cats
Are we allowed to escape jail?
MyCotingaBird
More space.
Alexa
FUCK BUBBA THE BUTT BLASTER
Jamaine
As long as I have games, food, and indoor plumbing when I'm living in isolation I would prefer this
harry
You wouldn't get caught escaping.
stockgme
i choose the mountain because it like a pause and i can talk to myself and choose the good way
I am Bored
Fuck People :)
MohammedAsh
DUDE THERE WILL NO FOOD ULL DIE WHILE UR LONELY
HarveyBB
just bring food with you
Vick02
Ahh, mountains, at least you get fresh air and home cooked food fresh from the woods! Prison, eugh.
Michael DAvanzo
I wouldn't mind living alone in the mountains honestly.
Ronnie Osborne
peace and quiet rather than have a criminal record
RKDen
It says that your criminal record won't be affected.
Pumpkindohb6
would you even survive in the mountains cause you need food and water at least
Z-Day Survivor
I wanna be in both....
Klebkuchen
I could get so much writing and drawing done while being there, not having to worry about anything. (Assuming there's food.)
stefan
i chose prison because here in sweden, the prisons are like hotels. lol.
Bob
Jail in sweden is like a freaking hotel
Jousis
Depends... Do the mountains have wifi?
Layne Colby
Jail because it’s practically a hotel room! You don’t have to hunt for your food! It would be so much better. And you get a free call. Not that i want to of to jail
Knockout
You would (maybe) get sent to prison from jail
Lily
Sounds like my getaway...