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MoistWipes121E
A day with Santa Clause! Sign me up!!
.......SUPRISE......
you seriously are grown up and believe in saint nicholas? seriously?
beck_
@suprise Have some sense of humor asshole.
Matthew J. Needham
A SUPRISE - which is surprise spelt wrong - are you trying to act 'all grown up' by referring to him as St. Nicholas, douche!
Sub>YT.com/TeamEyeQ
I forgot about santa DAMN IT!
Peter Skjøtt Thorup
except Santa Claus live on Greenland. Come again
Charlie Ogden
@suprise; yes we are sorry we are adults and Lord knows adults need to have no sense of humor and take everything literally.
LeBatman
i dont think most people realize how cold the arctic is.
Yukira
santa :3
Kyle
Have a chance to be like willy wonka and find foreign goodys for my candy SIGN ME UP!
HelloMyNameIsSally
Believing in Santa Claus is the same as believing in god
Naturegirl25
69 people agree with you :P
T.P.N
@Peter Skjøtt Thorup thats only in Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland)
LegateLanius
Well I live in Finland and Finland's lapland is part of the North Pole and its very warm in the summer and as much as snow at the winter than rest of the Finland.
bekk
Sexy time with Santa?
Bill Nye The Soviet spy
um....i picked one shitty anwser! i blame the americans!
Danie Molnar
um Saint Nicholas actually exists...
Kincaid Kranbuhl
Santa FTW
Zaltys
...but I want to do both...
Digital13
Pfft, everyone knows Santa lives in Finland.
NewbPlaysGames
@.......SUPRISE...... learn to have a childhood asshole
tyop
@NewbPlaysGames You mean the childhood your parents lied about? Kids don't need to be told that magic is real to have a childhood.
Sebastião
Actually, Santa comes from a place called "Lapland" the tell kids it's the North Pole cause its easier to remember, search it up.
JellyPuddle
@Peter Skjøtt Thorup the part of greenland that santa currently lives in is in the north pole -_-
Frikcha
@suprise saint nicholas actually existed so....
Flying pancakes
@suprise He was being sarcasting. @frikcha Saint Nicholas? Who the hell is that?
Flying pancakes
sarcastic*
LionWolfHybrid
@surprise the sarcasm flew right over your head.
Xethycutty
@Surprise So how do presents end up under the tree? Well, he exists. One time, my brother slept on the couch to Christmas, and he woke up with a note saying "Nice try." behind him.
mineprax
hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaah while you are dying from the heat,i will be relaxing with santa drinking hot coco in his amazing toy storage room
lAonna
Hes not real
Reilly Hearne
St nicholas and santa are two very different people
Cody Dudash
Considering there is no land at the north pole, so I would just be floating in the middle of the Arctic Ocean.
summergirl124
Totally agree
Glaceon999
FUCKING SEALS.
Aperson
hell yeah, i wouldn't miss it for the world
deZar
this is real life
Somerandomwizard
I already live in Canada... So... YAY SANTA!
Somerandomwizard
Cody, even in summer there are tones of ice burgs that you could stand on
Jacob Dittmer
@Cody There are manned drifting stations in the North Pole as well. Just spend a day on one of those, where there is people, unlike in the desert.
Utah G
FYI: Saint Nicholas was a real person in poland who snuck into poor people's houses' chimneys to put moneybags in. Santa Claus was the spanish name and he was considered a "saint" by the catholic church; thus the origins of santa claus and the tradition of exchanging gifts on christmas.
Mara Wana
1. You would survive a day in the Sahara Desert, you die of hypothermia at the , North Pole. 2. St.Nicholas was a real person. Santa is not. Santa is based off of St.Nicholas, but still isn't real.
BrettGaming
:3 Ikr
Elise Pauss
Travel to my country for a worm up course you idgits. -Russia
Tessa
Yeah santa cookies! ♡
Megaoli357
A day at the northpole can take up to a half YEAR!
VialityUK
Here I come santa! Im gonna give ya a bear hug
modo
are fuckin kids or something that guy '' SANTA '' is NOT REAL
Professorson
@ANYONE WHO SAID SANTA IS STUPID shutup
MiraRobin123
Santa wasn't the FIRST reason I would be in the North Pole, but it's still a thing. The first reason is that I WEAR A HOODIE EVERYWHERE. I wouldn't worry too much about the cold...
rain
yeah dick its a joke have some humor its his mind he can believe what he wants i believe in him just because its something to look forward for.
EPIC
yes!!
AcousticHITMAN45
To all of you saying Santa is real: here are some reasons why he DOESN'T exist. 1: If he DID deliver presents to kids on Christmas Eve, then what do the kids of other religions get? 2: If he DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he would have to be in and out of one house in under a second. 3: REINDEER CAN FLY!?!? 4: MAGICAL ELVES!?
Sasha
I'm super pale, and I'd rather not become as red as a tomato in the desert
Vinsh
know wat Seal Hug
Mohamed
luxury! for me
ChickenFingers
:( I'm sorry santa died.
bowtoyoursaltykiinq
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!
Heroboy99
Hey don't ruin a Christmas feeling!
Bitty2004
THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANY WAY
PsychoTurtle
Well i get a reason to be naked in a desert. xD
Janice Isabela Orellana
Santa could give me a heater!
ryan
HECK YEAH YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
MashedPotato101
I already got desserts in my country , I live in the Middle East :)
ocean andrus
@SUPRISE your a huge dick hole
wyatt
Heat stroke is on of the worst ways to die, while freezing to death is less painful.
[deleted]
If it were the south pole, I would be red, but the north pole doesn't have penguins.
Zer0
By chosing red you have successfully trapped yourselves on a floating piece of ice I applaud you sirs
Zer0
By chosing red you have successfully trapped yourselves on a floating piece of ice I applaud you sirs
Zer0
Also YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW SARCASAM
Zer0
Also YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW SARCASAM
Zomer
because every story in the dessert ends good wink wink ;D
Awsome_Face
I'm close to the North Pole anyways
dude101thecooles
So cool,
dude101thecooles
Also, I pierced ice over heat in any situation
Megapanda101
"Believing in Santa Claus is the same as believing in god" FUCKIN ATHEIST GET OUTTA MY COUNTRY BEFORE I HAVE YOU BEHEADED
natalie7646
id love to spend a day with Santa and surprise when did u lose your childhood gosh
Catarina Eisiminger
Same here! :D
Núria
santa claus doesn't live in the North Pole!!! He lives in the Finnish Lapland, in Rovaniemi. I know it because I've been there.
Mia
Hell yea
dan
santa!!!!!
SpinoKitten
I could meet Rudolph! A wish come true
Adam
Jokes on you. This random day happens to be Christmas Eve and he is delivering presents to a family in Peru right now.
486jakebox
SANTA!!! OH MY GOD!!!! YEYEEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!
Paris
WHERE R U SANTY CLAUSEE
a fox.
@http://either.io/user/9914 Saint Nicholas died in 343 A.D.
Izzyobel
Yeah but it's ooooooooooooo cold obiously
Brandon
SANTA!!!
coledog13
I love satan I MEAN santa!
Max
Looks like all the coal Santa had really was a fire hazard... Well I'm keeping warm.
Ironmechgamez
I have an unexplained hatred for sand.
BOEING747
ok...
BOEING747
there are no scientific proof that Santa is rea.....WAIT WHA???
Shadowofdestruction
Sorry kids but Santa ain't real
Shadowofdestruction
I have seen the proof
Dem_Chickens
You're parents didn't tell you, did they...
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POLAR EXPRESS
NorosiGameZ
Reminds me of the day when Easter was ruined. I saw my mom making my Easter basket. Either that, someone might of murdered the bunny :(
eevee
You might die fast in north pole! Firstly, your finger will drop off and your body will turn purple and die
Jeeppi
Santa lives in finland.
Lollypopcrazy
U r a moron
CptHomer
I've recently found out I deal with cold weather extremely well, so a day in the North Pole, please.
Chewsonthemove
but do you deal with aggressive and extremely powerful polar bears well?
Naturegirl25
I LOVE THE COLD, I NEVER GET COLD
Camila Lopez
@Chewsonthemove: DUDE. Who DOESN'T want a pet polar bear?!
owlgrandecity
@Camila You can't have one since the mother will eat you alive...
Vampn
Or a Coke.
Cody Dudash
For the last time people, there is no land at the North Pole, it is in the middle of the Arctic Coean!!!!!!!
Cody Dudash
*Ocean
deZar
its not slightly snowy it's deadly
Utah G
There are glaciers at the north pole which increase in size during winter and retreat during summer. even if it werent so, i could still be on a fisherman's boat for 24 hours.
Megaoli357
A day at the northpole can take up to a half YEAR!
Fat Sasquatch
Im from Winnipeg, I handle the cold pretty well.
Blackbolt
every single person who picked the north pole should known the north pole's day is half a year long
Squeaky Juice
A day in the north pole is several months long...
Breezy43z
Ya but you could stay for 24 hours
Player 01
In Sahara there aren't that many dangers as North Pole (i think) also it didn't said i can't bring water and food
khalid
NUT HEAD
Quarth
I think we can assume they mean 24 hours
Anandan Ray
TECHNICALLY they are both deserts. But fucking Santa man.
ur mum
not really, the north pole is an ocean XD
TheConundrum
You believe in Santa? Are you serious?
Daniel
@ur mom i hope your not still this dumb 3 years later but the northpole also known as the arctic circle is a vast landmass covered in ice, it is not ocean and infact there is actually a bit of solid rock landmass as well. And as for TheConnundrum, WOOOOSH
IrusanW4
@ur mum There's a difference between the magnetic north pole (moving, and not often on land) and the geological north pole (stays in one place, where Santa lives). Obviously, no one can live on one of the magnetic poles, so they meant SANTA'S HOME!
np11
AURORA BOREALIS!!!
MarkTheGr8
is not visible all the time. I think :)
np11
with a bag of good weed it is ;)
PurpleTigers
maybe i can ask Santa why he was kissing my mom
The Real Ket
XD
Jason Emmons
Do you know how long a day is in the North Pole??
jacob905
kid u could see arctic wolfs.foxes and polar bears and u could see the northern lights its better then a fucking dessert
XYZinferno
Seeing all that isn't worth living in the cold for that long.
Velatus
I hate the cold.
Naturegirl25
You suck then
DizzyWaddleDoo
Boo! You stink! I want my money back!
Lol
Why is everyone mad? at least this dude will live when he comes back.
RandomGuy1466
I hate the heat you gay retard.
Argis13
How is this even an argument? He's just saying he doesn't like the heat.... Why do you care?
Blocksystem
Good old Santa Clause.
Bachman825
With luck I would be able to see the aurora borealis (northern lights)
Caoilfhinn
One word. Tan.
Crown8
I already live in Canada.
IrusanW4
Did you know Canada used to be where the North Pole was? Technically, it was where the magnetic north pole was a few years before this post, but that's still cool, even if they're talking about the geological north pole in this situation :3
Morgan Marie
chill with the penguins
Chewsonthemove
wrong pole...
h2ll0
Penguins are in the south pole. Wich is Antarctica.
Binyamin
well actually no h2ll0 nothing can live at the geographic south pole it is far too cold (like the exact south) but they do live in antarticta
Nizar Zahou
I actually live in the SAHARA
Greg
For one day I stood atop the world.
IrusanW4
10/10 would pun again
wonderbung
Polar Bears and below freezing temps? No thanks. I used to live in Alaska. Super dangerous being stranded on an ice flow in the middle of the Arctic Ocean. Sahara Desert for sure. People live there year round, you know.
Brdie
But you will die from exhusten (Mispell) you can not make yourself cool enough to survive... You can warm yourself if your in the north pole
Garrett Sewell
@Brdiethe North pole is a barren wasteland why would you go there in the first place?
Chewsonthemove
@Brdie I have been there and you are completely wrong... two things.... 1. Water bottles 2. air conditioning
Fortehlulz
@Garret the Sahara is also barren
Lol
@Fortehlulz Not really, there are actually a lot of people who live there, I actually spent the summer there once, it was pretty nice.
Girls rule
Polar bears are awesome
David S.
The cold never bothered me anyway.
IrusanW4
9/10 would probably pun again
Sora20030c
DAMMIT clicked the wrong one....North Pole is manageable.....a desert isn't....
lucas
Actually its the other way around...
Lol
They are both deserts... ;-;
IrusanW4
Santa.
Grickel
SANTA!!!!
GareBear
You can dress for cold weather.
MarkTheGr8
You can undress for warm weather. And then make it a co-ed party :D
Chewsonthemove
but are you prepared for the polar bears... people never give them credit for just how violent and aggressive they are... they're killing machines!
Nofle Almorabi
Dressing alot doesnt really keep you warm for long times, especially for a life time.
WTF?
Nick make me some room
Phonie
i would rather burn to death then freeze
lAonna
Yall is mean who cares i just want to get away from my family it does not matter to me
ILNM
PENGUINS!
Vote4Zaphod
Ice fishing with Santa!!!!!
MrWillJa
I would just run around and pretend to be with Santa...
Alex
I'd get to see the northern lights! :D
King Dingin
I know Sahara, I'll sure as shit spend a day in her desert *wink-wink*
nyancat123801
Santa, Stewie and Brian why not?
AliHassan
ITS TOO COLD
Oooooo
Do I get to stay in a nice wood cabin with heating and nice food all-expenses paid?
SmurfettePines
SANTA!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!111!
CommonSense
Easier to keep warm and I love snow so...
Tom
die of hyperthermia or get sunburnt...yeah
Piebro234
Freeze or have a chance to live.....
ella20071
CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY!!!
Duncan
I really hate the heat, I love the cold.
kapoop
im mostly immune to the cold
Lemon Ninja
Sahara Desert all the way because I have seen enough Bear Grylls to live in that shit
KaKatiee
I can NOT stand the cold, I am under 2 blankets while typing this.
TBNRice
well, thats another hot grl and im a cold male get da fuk out
Connor Richardson
Reason 1: penguins thats all
St. Jimmy
WAIT FOR ME SANTA!!! HERE I COME!!
St. Jimmy
WAIT FOR ME SANTA!!! HERE I COME!!
Kevin
i would take like 10 sweaters xD
Hana
i live in egypt so i pretty much live in the sahara desert lmfao
Harry Hiscock
Santa lives in Lapland. Lapland is in Sweden
Henry Bringenberg
Santa Claus or sand in your buttcrack?
Cole Mensch
Santa Clause here I come!
Daemond Rogan
Eat ice and drink water. Hunt food,build shelter,and survive.
Alex Charney
Polar Bears, warm me..Wait, no, don't do that! AHHH!