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  • 260

    MoistWipes121E

    6 years ago

    SLYTHERIN!!!!

    • 53

      4chan

      3 years ago

      Hug me, bro.

    • 40

      valcorwabajak

      3 years ago

      slytherins are very often jerks so being one of them would mean you would have no friend being that other classes wouldn't associate with you but reasonably i would be one as there is so much potential for world domination in the dark arts and seriously who would teach me i mean slytherins have certain connections

    • 53

      linkwarior5

      3 years ago

      ^ You're annoying to me for some reason AND you didn't even convince me at all with your points.

    • 15

      FlatTopBob

      3 years ago

      You make me sick

    • 69

      RoXaS

      2 years ago

      Mind if i slyther in the debate? no?... (._. ) ok

    • 45

      Joey Laughlin

      2 years ago

      Slytherin is my actual house, and the fact that people assume that we're all jerks and we can't be friends with people in other houses pisses me off SOOO much. It's stereotyping and really dumb. Just because a few Slytherin's were bad egg's doesn't determine all of us. :c But, nonetheless, I will ALWAYS sport my Slytherin beanie and scarf with the utmost pride.

    • 29

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      2 years ago

      COMMEE JOINN THE DARK SIDE.. we have the good looking blonde guy

    • 19

      Skittles87

      2 years ago

      Gryffindor's my actual house, plus the weasley twins and Oliver Wood, so.

    • 27

      Usman Majeed

      2 years ago

      slytherin because snape.......... everything else is irrelevant

    • 7

      Rachel Brown

      2 years ago

      house pride!

    • 8

      Carlien Muylaert

      2 years ago

      @valcorwabajak Slytherin's are just so misunderstood, I think that's a bad thing about the movies and books, Way to much stereotyping.

    • 1

      Vampn

      2 years ago

      I read slitheen. Dang it.

    • 2

      JediChick238

      2 years ago

      @Usman Majeed: After that comment I was shocked to find I chose the wrong answer... o.o

    • 2

      bob

      2 years ago

      Fuck yeah!

    • 2

      bob

      2 years ago

      Fuck yeah!

    • 4

      Cerulean

      2 years ago

      I can't become a DJ if I choose blue

    • 6

      Ryan Carr

      2 years ago

      My actual house is hufflepuff (._. )

    • 4

      Rita Bithika Rozario

      2 years ago

      Shut up Malfoy

    • 1

      ginny weasly

      2 years ago

      hey, anyone with pottermore can add me. as long as ur not a JERK LIKE SOME PEOPLE prophecywillow7746

    • 5

      evsey

      2 years ago

      The good side won in the end so don't get your hopes up on world domination :)

    • 0

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      2 years ago

      i wanted ravenclaw...

    • 2

      Meredith

      2 years ago

      Gryffindor is my house, being the stubborn, brave, and prideful person I am (prideful, can be)

    • 4

      Cody Dudash

      1 year ago

      Honestly, I would prefer to be in Ravenclaw, that's where all the other smart and talented ones are.

    • 1

      livtr

      1 year ago

      I am in Slytherin! Easily the best house. Smart AND brave.

    • 1

      Courtney Jackson

      1 year ago

      but i'm a Ravenclaw :(

    • 1

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      Slytherin is where all the evil wizards come from. Gryffindor is where all the cool wizards come from.

    • 0

      ErrMeGeerd

      1 year ago

      NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    • 1

      Darkknive

      2 months ago

      Hehehe I like snakes.

    • 1

      Loann

      2 months ago

      I'm Slytherin and proud of it !! ^^ They are the best, Merlin was Slytherin

    • 0

      GrimDerivative

      2 months ago

      Im a ravincalw but slytherin seems a better second option

    • 0

      Neutron

      2 months ago

      I'm already a Slytherin... REPRESENT!

    • 0

      Jacob Cain

      2 months ago

      Stupid muggles, they will never understand

    • 0

      MikeLegg

      2 months ago

      I like both,but I choose gryffindor because they are red.

    • 1

      ChloeGXD

      2 months ago

      SLYTHERIN PRIDE!

    • 0

      Htopop

      2 months ago

      SLYTHERIN!!!

    • 0

      WindigoGaming87

      2 months ago

      +valcorwabajak You just made my decision!

    • 0

      CookieCaffine

      2 months ago

      Gryffindor: Hi! I am the main focus of everything and this gets boring! YAY!

    • 3

      Kat

      1 month ago

      Slytherin's are the most ambitious out of the houses. We may not be out right stupidly BRAVE but we are smart and cunning. We know how to get what we want and we get it. If you cross us...Watch your back. :)

    • 0

      Kelly

      1 month ago

      100000000 points to slytherin!

    • 1

      Jacob

      1 month ago

      only reason I chose gryffindor is due to the sword.

    • 3

      Sophia

      1 month ago

      Gryffindor is my real house but, no offense too Slytherin because 1 FREAKING THING THAT NOBODY EVER NOTICES IS THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE FREAKEN GOOD GUY IN SLYTHERIN and that is Severus Snape PLUS THE GRYFFINDORS AND THE SLYTHERINS WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN FRIENDS IF IT WEREN'T FOR VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!! No offense too Ralph Feinns who played Voldemort in the movies, he did an awesome job being Voldemort AND THE FACT THAT PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE SNAPE PISSES ME OFF!!!!!! I mean seriously just because Snape is in Slytherin doesn't mean he's bad!.

    • 0

      ZARA02

      1 month ago

      I chose random, I don't watch Harry Potter.

    • 0

      Simon Kim

      3 weeks ago

      Silver and green 4 lyf

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      3 weeks ago

      idk barely what harry potter is

    • 0

      Jirr

      6 days ago

      Harry Potter ima comin!

  • 87

    Derek

    5 years ago

    You know the old adage: Slytherins have more fun.

  • 75

    killmenow666

    5 years ago

    fuck harry potter. we have draco.

    • 22

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      Honestly, that kind of made me regret my answer...

    • 40

      ED ZEPPELIN

      3 years ago

      no one asked for your opinion you filthy little mudblood

    • 32

      theTexan

      3 years ago

      Draco is a sniveling little girl with daddy problems.

    • 21

      shaneac

      3 years ago

      @theTexan Wait until my father hears about this!

    • 5

      Joey Laughlin

      2 years ago

      I'm a Slytherin and you make me sick. I personally don't like either of the two. But without Harry, our school wouldn't exist. Draco was a dick, and even though he was very misunderstood through the series, he still was a giant, throbbing, cock head.

    • 5

      jimmy6262

      2 years ago

      Draco is an asshole

    • 0

      Elly

      2 years ago

      @jimmy6262 His father will hear about this!

    • 0

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      2 years ago

      Severus Snape bithcez

    • 0

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      2 years ago

      omg i thought i pressed blue one -_-

    • 2

      Meredith

      2 years ago

      We have the Weasley twins who, let me remind you, enchanted a snowball to hit Voldemort repeatedly in the face so when Draco becomes more awesome than them tell me.

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      1 year ago

      Draco sucks, he didn't even have the balls to kill Dumbledore, and he deserted Voldemort during the time that he needed him the most. He is a sniveling brat who is an unloyal coward.

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      1 year ago

      @AlexAnder, Snape was in Slytherin.

    • 0

      bob

      1 year ago

      we have harry potter, the guy who let med remind you saved draco (he shouldent have), came back to life, and saved the world. draco did what, again?

    • 2

      Sluds

      1 week ago

      Draco is a big fat @!$#&

  • 46

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    Ravenclaw.

    • 23

      Lolitachild

      3 years ago

      A better choice; no house rivalry, respect from the other houses, intelligent conversations, you won't be an outcast for being a muggle-born and decent help with your homework... can't imagine why you'd want to be in any other house :D

    • 0

      R0L1K

      1 year ago

      Ravenclaw ftw

    • 0

      Wander

      2 months ago

      Yes please

  • 45

    Viicka18

    4 years ago

    Slytherin, obviously. We have more fun. And a hotter touch. Oh, and a better fuck.

  • 33

    thestralpixie

    4 years ago

    Slytherin. There is no greater house. And we're not all evil.

    • 9

      Cormac

      3 years ago

      We kind of are...

    • 0

      thegreatsage41

      3 years ago

      ^Cormac McLaggen?! What?!

    • 2

      Rhi

      3 years ago

      S/he said not ALL

    • 0

      Iris

      2 years ago

      Everyone automatically thinks your evil though. So same thing. Unless you want to be known as evil then thats great!

  • 31

    projects8an

    4 years ago

    Draco is a pussy

    • 28

      canthinkofname

      3 years ago

      And so is Ron.

    • 0

      Joey Laughlin

      2 years ago

      And Harry but he kinda stopped the school from being permanently destroyed and the world from being dominated, but WHATCHUGUNDO?!

    • 0

      Reid

      2 years ago

      Hater

  • 25

    Abby

    4 years ago

    Draco, Voldemort, AND Snape? Yes please.

  • 16

    r3dsparcl3

    5 years ago

    Gryffindor has harry potter. harry potter was killed twice. adn he still lived. boo yah motha frunkers!!

    • 63

      mrtroll

      3 years ago

      he wasss supposed to be ssslytherin

    • 3

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      how was harry killed twice? when he was a baby is mom died for him Voldermort never killed him when he was little and the sorting hat would have placed him in slytherin had harry kept quiet

    • 4

      Drew Jelínek

      3 years ago

      Yeah harry was soposed to be slitherin duhhhhh

    • 8

      Kris

      3 years ago

      @Mecca Ol' Voldie tried using the Killing Curse on Harry as a baby, hence the scar. Actually, that little fact is kind of the main point which the entire story REVOLVES around, how the HELL didn't you realize that? And in the last book (Assuming most people reading this comment have read it) Harry lets Voldie kill him again, but instead of dying, the horcrux of Voldemort inside of Harry died, and Harry himself stayed alive. So yes, Harry died twice, and came back both times.

    • 10

      Ruby Robinson

      3 years ago

      Hate to break it to you bro - we had Draco.

    • 2

      Turd Burglar 12345

      3 years ago

      Harry potter is a little bitch compared to Voldemort

    • 1

      Joey Laughlin

      2 years ago

      Harry died once.... Voldie used the Avada Kedavra (Killing curse) on Harry but he ended up giving him a horcrux (a piece of himself) because Lily (his mum) used a spell of which I do not remember to protect but in turn, got herself killed. Voldie tried killing Harry twice, and failed both times. He was momentarily dead as the horcrux left his body. But yeah he didn't die twice. And f*ck you, we got Snape.

    • 1

      Teagan W.

      2 years ago

      @Kris HARRY NEVER ACTUALLY DIED THE FIRST TIME. ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER READ THE BOOK. THE BOOK REVOLVES AROUND HARRY SURVIVING NOT HARRY DYING AND COMING BACK IDIOT.

    • 3

      LionWolfHybrid

      2 years ago

      GRYFINDOR HAS MORE COURAGE!!

    • 0

      Hello

      2 years ago

      Yeah but we had Tom Riddle...

  • 14

    lexi

    4 years ago

    slytherin means im one step closer to having crazy awesome sex with tom felton so... i take slytherin

  • 14

    Brian Walpole

    4 years ago

    Snape, a Slytherin, was the bravest dude ever. No lie.

  • 13

    Abby

    4 years ago

    Draco, Voldemort, AND Snape? Yes please.

  • 12

    kays2008

    4 years ago

    Slytherin all the way baby.

  • 10

    BlooporialDude

    3 years ago

    Evil is more fun.

  • 10

    Mimi

    3 years ago

    B...But I'm a hufflepuff...

    • 0

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      If you haven't already, look up I'm a Hufflepuff on Youtube.

  • 9

    Darth_Hobbes

    4 years ago

    Always nice to know the world is filled with easily-manipulated idiots.

  • 9

    patdlvr

    4 years ago

    Slytherin babez!!!!

  • 8

    cowjello1

    2 years ago

    My real name is harry potter! i belong here

  • 7

    Robin

    3 years ago

    Slytherins don't have to be evil, and I think that the defining qualities of a Slytherin (ambition, cunning, resourcefulness) are much more interesting than the defining qualities of a Gryffindor (bravery, daring, nerve, chivalry).

    • 0

      Nadja

      3 years ago

      I'd like to note that there are Slytherins with some of the Gryffindor traits and vice versa. But I do value the Gryffindor traits more.

  • 7

    Adorável Musa

    3 years ago

    Think if you lived in gryffindor Harry would never stop bragging about living twice, you will never be invited on any adventures cause he had the same damn friends every year, and he's teaches pet or the favorite in everything After awhile makes you want to punch someone in the face

  • 2

    Gamer Fortress 18

    3 weeks ago

    10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!

  • 6

    angelena

    1 year ago

    Id rather be a huffle puff

  • 6

    Katrina Elizabeth Ga

    3 years ago

    Hufflepuff.

  • 6

    G-ette

    3 years ago

    Slytherin is where it's at!!!!!!!! 25% of the world knows where the party is at!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • 6

    ಠ_ಠ

    3 years ago

    fuck the police

  • 5

    IShouldBeStudying

    3 years ago

    Slytherin has the Dark Lord, purebloods, and Draco Malfoy...

  • 5

    Coyote

    3 years ago

    But....but....Ravenclaw ;;

  • 5

    Hel LoveNutella Loki

    3 years ago

    Tom Felton is hot!

  • 5

    Nana

    3 years ago

    It fits me better. I'm more a schemer than a hero.

  • 5

    MaxAttack

    3 years ago

    SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

    • 1

      Sandypengu

      3 years ago

      ilook at that the other way around, i LOVED dumbledore! he rocked! i cried when he and dobby died!

    • 3

      Morgannah

      3 years ago

      I laughed because everyone cried. >:D

  • 5

    zcarlson47

    4 years ago

    The Slytherin lose at everything, why would you pick that? I think having the ability to save the world overpowers having the ability to give awkward hugs.

    • 6

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      Awkward hugs can be fun...

    • 0

      Sandypengu

      3 years ago

      world saving party!

    • 4

      Chloe

      3 years ago

      You know that Harry Potter was suppose to be in Slytherin right? AND that Griffindor hadn't won i single Quidditch game for years,until harry showed up anyway

  • 4

    Gabriel

    2 years ago

    I am a ravenclaw and we are superior in all ways

  • 4

    Lauri Johannes Leponiemi

    3 years ago

    Anyone ever read any Slytherin!Harry fanfics?

  • 4

    Vale Montero

    3 years ago

    Slytherins run the fucking school, for fucks sake

  • 4

    Aer

    3 years ago

    I am a Slytherin.

  • 4

    kieradee0526

    4 years ago

    don't really gaf about harry potter but whatever

  • 1

    dreamertype

    1 month ago

    Why not Ravenclaw? XD I only chose Gryffindor because they get a lot of privileges.

  • 3

    Batman

    2 years ago

    easiest decision of my life

  • 3

    LoveOutOfDark

    3 years ago

    Someone allowed mud bloods to play this game. What's up with the results. :P

  • 3

    cass

    4 years ago

    harry potter or draco malfoy ? thats a hard one !

  • 3

    ChuyRmz

    4 years ago

    what do they mean?

  • 1

    SniperWolf

    2 months ago

    GRYFFINDOR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0

    laer3661

    2 days ago

    Not all slytherins are jerks yes all the bad guys are put in slytherin but not all slytherins are bad guys

  • 0

    AdorkableFangirl

    3 days ago

    I AM A SLYTHERIN FOR LIFE

  • 0

    Emmanuel Castillo

    3 days ago

    Guys black isnot bad hes the god fother of herry herrys dad was freinds with black and peter was being a jrek after herrys dad died and lupin also was his freind black opened the the moters map and saw peter that was bad in rons bag so he wpuld kill herry but black saw with the moters map and then snpe was there but herry used expelliarmus and knowked him out

  • 0

    Emmanuel Castillo

    3 days ago

    Gryffindor cause Slytherin is bad even when herry trys to take down slytherin so die slytherin expelliarmus

  • 2

    Razia Sims

    1 year ago

    The common room is under the lake with a giant window looking out. The giant squid swimming lazily by as you work on your potions homework. AWESOME.

  • 0

    Jamaal

    6 days ago

    What about hufflepuff???

  • 0

    Mathias Launonen

    1 week ago

    Hufflepuff here!

  • 0

    Robin Bennen

    1 week ago

    FOR GRIFFINDOR

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