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tzk132
either way your going without whatever you touched, why not make it usefull?
Magnetic Purple
You'd starve, even dusted, food is food.
kevin
purple just hold stuff by the mouth maybe that will work he didnt say where you touch it
Frogman711
Because it would be much harder to eat gold XP
Fullitenhund
Purple, use a golden fork.
brentrulezXD
Actually in the king midas tale even the food and water he tried to eat or drink turned into gold
Odir
wear gloves
Febe
But then the gloves will turn in to gold...
Eightball
@febe So what?
BadShot
*ahem* its called a grabber
Laurence 'Lewy' Town
Purple, There is no nutritional component to dust... secondly you'd die either way your hands aren't the only thing you touch things with, so i'd rather die by making a golden statue of justin bieber and saving the world
Butus
@Magnetic Turn TO dust, not dusted, you'll be eating dust.
Frienderman
touch car sell car profit!
Jerry
im allergic to dust so some of the blues would be allergic to gold trololol
Bob Nugget
Spoon! why is this not a reply?
Ben
You could just hire someone to feed you with the trillions of dollars you would have from selling your infinite supply of gold.
Chris Hagberg
Don't forget to wear gloves
midori
i can kill people without leaving a trace. WAIT. NO SEX??
Ania Skadberg
@Butus yeah thats what they meant, Eating dust, you cant eat gold or else you'll choke and die, so dust
MMCG
Actually since most food is edible if you use a fork I think it would be easy to live a life like this.
Franklin Chen
@febe what's wrong with golden gloves? It'll just be like wearing a gauntlet
Micah.M
so if i touch gold wat will it turn into? ITS A PARADOX
Nehadri
@Micah.M No, it's not. It will turn into gold.
Max
Golden fork to eat with FTW!
ZeeZ
Yay I'm the second richest! Damn bill gates....
xAngelGirlx
Yurp :3
oxaz
MMCG, YOU TOUCH THINGS WITH YOUR MOUTH...
Wimmie de Vette
Just use telekenisis
joe thecat
If I touch the ground will the planet turn to gold? If i touch dust (had I chosen blue) would the dust turn into more dust??
Mayonnaise
Is it solid gold or like still edible gold?
Fus-Ro-Dah
Loophole: Technically, you can't touch anything. Electrons in atoms repel each other on a subatomic level. Unfortunately, this means that both choices leave you unchanged, but at least you won't starve.
Maddin Frosch
eat with a golden fork and knife^^
Kyle Sieraad
so it DUST'nt matter what you choose
EG
Touch a ton of stuff and then sell it
Alex
Purple:touch a ton of stuff and sell it and use the money towards science finding you a way to eat and drink
Hero_Rareheart
MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry
True bill gates
Harry
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Mysticbutterflies
You can't eat dust once you tried to swallow some would go to your air ways killing youm
xxkaliberzz
Solution: Sell gold. Hire someone to feed you.
MontyTheMonkey
Sure ill have everything I touch turn gold... COLORED!!!!
Utah G
ill just use utensils or put my mouth onthe food. And as for people ill use gloves
A'reya Davis
Maybe if you touch pizza it will turn to pizza flavored dust
supermansucks999
wear gloves when you dont want gold.whe ya wanna get rich take the gloves off and turn useless stuff into gold.:) ( i smart) :)
Josiah Perkins
This is such a dumb question!! Of corse gold won by 84%! Why on earth would anybody want plain dust rather than gold?! 92%? I think it should have been 98%!! Wouldnt be suprised if it was 100%!
AnsweringIguess
KING MIDAS!!!
Afro Man
do you fucking barbarians not use utensils to eat your food?
St. Jimmy
I would have someone feed me because I'm soooo rich from my gold touch and as a plus, I can get a gold ps4 without having to deal with taco bell
JEagle9
Spoons, forks knives, not everything has to be finger food.
S c a r l e t
@Magnetic It completely turns to dust. It docent get covered with dust, it poofs away into dust.
Ergon17
golden gloves would be really heavy
WindigoGaming87
+Magnetic Purple You are too dense to read the question correctly! +Ergon17 Gold is actually a pretty fragile substance.
Pandina
You can have people feed u
masekip
magnetic purple no not get dusty turn to dust it would be stuff u ding in corners of your house gold u could sell and buy foo and your firend could feed you or put gloves on theyll turn to gold and boom nothing turns to gold till u take them off
Chukwu Joshua
just wear a glove
Arrow4586
@MagneticPurple there is edible gold you know...
officialpandastudios
you could just use a fork to eat
TheDoctorTARDIS
That means technically the floor beneath me would turn to gold. Not good if you're hiding from a murderer.
ExpandDong
If you wear gloves then you wont be able to get them off, because gold is solid.
Keshor
but u can reverse golden touch with flowing water so u just drink water constantly
iw110781
when everything everything everything you touch turns to goooold oooh golld oooohhh (only imagine dragons fans would get this)
Nico the boss
No duh
Why am I here?
I'm gonna die in both of these situations. Why not give gold to your family and friends before you die?
Jerry 2.0
money money money money!
Ethan
Dramatic suicide into the wind.
Mr Briefcase
haha thats badass!
John Urbano
All we do...
José Miguel O. Llerandi
It would be cooler becoming a golden statue
WindigoGaming87
CRAP, I WANNA CHANGE MY ANSWER NOW!
ExpandDong
All I wanted to do was masturbate...
hendrxson
golden penis ftw
Joey C
Yes, but if you touch any part of your body, THE REST OF YOUR BODY WILL TURN TO DUST AS WELL
ThatGuy
yes Joey, which is why gold is better
Ania Skadberg
But you wont be able to eat. Only gold, then you'll choke and die, but you can eat dust
Franklin Chen
@joey Red= everything you touch is gold Blue=everything you touch is destroyed You=retarded
José Miguel O. Llerandi
Goldmember
Currykitty
But you can choke on dust too, right? I just don't get you people...
Dj5578
Oh my god lol
xereeto
Step one: touch random stuff | Step 2: sell it | step 3: wear gloves for the rest of your life
Randomnezz
I just commented that after you without seeing your comment man! I AGREE WITH YOU (THAT WOULD BE COOL)
beep
... Why not just SKIP step 2 when you already have gold? Damn, idiots be trolling erry'where.
pmaguire13
lololol..... golden gloves
dat name
Sell all the gold so you can buy personal feeders
Jad Bouch
Elsa rogue live their life
Lisa
Why would you even CONSIDER having it turn to dust when you have the opportunity for it to turn all to gold?! You could make so much money.
mariah
Someone might kidnap you to get rich
Jason Ramirez
Dude of they try to kidnap they turn to gold
Imran Meco
@ mariah 1. I'd be rich enough to have the best security sistem, 2. even if someone did do that, I'd just turn them into gold and store them in my golden secret golden bad people statues collection.
Ania Skadberg
@Imran Meco HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FOOD!!?? you won't beable to eat anything accept gold, and you cant eat gold, but you can eat dust!!
Dudugs
Have someoene to feed you
Joseph Broseph
Try to eat a gold salad
Alex Komarov
Gold would be worth nothing, since there would be so much of it from you. It'd be worth as much as dust, at least it dust would blow away in the wind, and not make golden statues to remind you of how you fucked the economy.
Hanna
@Ania Skadberg because you can so eat a plate of dust? golden fork and silverware. If everything we touch would be rendered inedible- and lets face it, it would- I'd rather eat with my silverware, wear gloves, or gauntlet then destroy everything. Plus, you can't touch anything. Anything without it being destroyed completely. But I'd rather turn it into gold
ayden timmerman
you fool you cannot eat
JFilms
Joseph, my youngling, may I use a golden fork + golden knife to eat my salad while you use small pieces of dust to eat your salad without your hands touching the (fruit) salad?
Ethan
Yaasss
Kyle Mickelson
yeah but still if you were to get kidnapped and the person would turn to gold and wait if you were to get dressed that would turn to gold and your shoes your floor your car if you have one and yeah.....i thought of this on the spot.
Fressher
And your money would turn into gold and you have to change it for money, and get alot of money back :D you want to spend the money so you wear gloves to prevent the huge amount of money turning into gold. Your gloves turn into gold which prevents you from holding stuff, rather than your money is turned into dust and you can't get anything for it.
Grickel
dust fingers
Nick
Turn rock to gold, become filthy rich, have other people touch shit for you.
vinnymac
The way I see it. Eventually you would kill the gold market. You would turn too many things into gold. However, turning things into dust, allows for the gold market to succeed, thus not affecting an economy at all. You could potential use this power for a lot of good. Destroying bad people, helping military, demolishing buildings, etc. Although they both have uses, I see gold as a more harmful choice to society.
Franklin Chen
how would you eat?
Jake Miller
@Franklin, how would you eat?
Connor
@Franklin eat with your gold spoon.
JFilms
I agreed and I chose the oppisite choice, and I must say, that is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever seen.
King_Seedeyeh
Women would love my golden dick.
Piotr Pelc
arent we all just dust in the wind ?
bingobongo
Are stupid!?!?!?!?????!!!!!if you can be kidnapped if you make everything you touch to Gold
TheKillerM
No, I'm pretty sure you're stupid. Nobody would kidnap you unless they notice, and if they did, turn them to gold. Then they can't do anything, and you can just go home.
mherring1128
GOLDEN PENIS!
Kat
Reminds me of skittles
Mayonnaise
GOLDEN DICK!
derp herpington
gloves
gittonsxv
be able to turn everything to dust, know i will starve but dont care, run about the world destroying and killing everyone and thing you hate, be known forever as that one guy lol
jackal
if everything you touch turns into something, it might as well be gold.
youat2inthemorning
I think that maybe you'd lose either way, too bad there is no middle ground.
Rythmbot
Might as well lose and be rich.
twinning
Okay calm dowm people. There is something called a chopsticj of u havent heard of it
YaslerFuj
if i touched something and it turned into dust the ground would collapse infinitely
Joseluis Nunez
What happens when you masturbate?
Cameron Spahr
Golden schlong. That is all.
poisonedlight
either way you die of dehydration. so i'll make my family rich.
Pandina
yea
BatMan
TOUCH IT... SELL IT. Yes I'm rich! wait it turned into gold... my money bills... ;c WAIT GOLD BLOCKS :OOOOO
Asher Flanagan
One word: gloves.
SyreLars
I just eat with my hands behind my back xD
GrimDerivative
you could hold things in wrappers or cups, the container would turn gold but not what you eat.
basem
But if you stuck in any place you can turn the wall into a dust and be free
OldButGoud
Golden gear...Duh.
FraserMcK
Every guy here is thinking of the possibility of having a golden penis
Hamza Nasir
i think turning everyhing to dust would be an awesome super power
dexter2911
you could become a billionaire just sell the gold and make gold swords
EdgarJM
PEOPLE FEED ME!
TehOhnlyGrizz
%7 of socciety is fucking retarded
Coolkid1256
Is that a real question?
Unicorn Poop.
ppl can feed u like a baby (aka here comes the aeroplane!) and if they dont do it properly u can just nudge them then, BOOM food and money. then u can buy another food slave.
Mysnow2009
If you touch anything that is gold you could be a trillion air in like a few months
DARK FOX
both effect the human life
Robin Rathsach
Shit
David Tennantt
Either way you would eventually touch yourself, and be turned to dust makes the interment easier
Katelina
how awesome would it be to have a hand with the right answer, and an other habnd with the left answer. I could eat gold dust!
Leah
well if you touch the ground outside, will the whole world turn to dust or gold?
☯Chilled☯
Personally if you have stuff turned to gold you can sell it. If you have something turned to dust you could kill enemies. Disadvantage to the perverted: No wanking.
John
nope neither
guyy
then i could destroy this pitiful world
Linkt0m101
A pair of gloves could fix this problem, gold is a very malleable material so it might let you move your hands a bit
Nathaniel Trisler
F*ck you earth! Waiiit
Mikkk
At least you can pee.
Symphoric Quoz
I'll die of suffocation from attempting to eat or drink, starving from not having eaten anything, madness from not being able to touch anyone or anything or hypothermia from having no usable clothes in either case. Might as well make everybody go down with me or have a similarly bad time by turning as many things into dust as possible. I'm a bad person, but I'm comfortable with that.
chill girl
no matter what happens your life is over