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44% Be the home maker

56% Be the bread winner

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Be the bread winner

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Either way your household is making enough money to be comfortable.

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  • 81

    Azer Faraclas

    5 years ago

    Bread tastes awesome.

    • 8

      Freq-Sho

      2 years ago

      my "kids" will be a Corgi, 2 other dogs, a few cats, and plants. So play with animals and gardening? yeah I can do that

    • 12

      Lord English

      2 years ago

      I'M A MAN!

    • 7

      SomeGuy

      2 years ago

      @Freq-Sho Your pets are cute, but they're not kids. Comparing the effort needed to take care of an animal with a roughly 10 year lifespan is offensive to parents that will bust their asses day in and day out for the rest of their lives to provide opportunities for their children.

    • 0

      97ajf

      2 years ago

      Fuck yes it does

    • 3

      MrPwnage

      1 year ago

      "Honey Im Home"

    • 2

      Daniel

      1 year ago

    • 1

      thagamerfan

      1 year ago

      and houses taste awfull

    • 1

      Saphine

      1 year ago

      @SomeGuy I don't want to argue or anything, but I just want to point out that I would probably have a couple macaws, which are eternal 5 year olds (for like 80 years). Although I do understand what you're tying to sa. At least macaws don't need to go to college!

    • 1

      Hero_Rareheart

      1 year ago

      There's a show in nickelodeon about duck breed winners I would love to be one of them!

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      10 months ago

      @ Azer You made me pick red.

    • 0

      Utah G

      5 months ago

      sweet, I won a bread contest :)

  • 21

    Edin Šumar

    2 years ago

    Fuck the gender binary.

  • 10

    lexi

    3 years ago

    call me a product of a patriarchal society but as bad as it sounds i dont really think i would want to be with a man who was the homemaker (no disrepect to those who live like this it just isnt for me)

    • 19

      Lexi

      2 years ago

      Well this is awkward...

    • 4

      lexi

      2 years ago

      HAHAHAHA sorry, but I found that really funny, Hi me who doesnt agree

  • 8

    Rowan93

    2 years ago

    I picked "home maker". By which I mean, I'll build the house.

  • 8

    Metric

    2 years ago

    You mean the home chill and doing nothing-er. The video games all day-er. The maid hire-r.

  • 8

    Pass673

    3 years ago

    i like bread

  • 5

    Sean Maher

    1 year ago

    I'm fine with being in touch with my feminine side. I'm not gay or bisexual. I just don't like being told that I need to act like a hyper-masculine douchebag.

  • 4

    YoungK83

    2 years ago

    I am a man.

  • 3

    AghhhShit

    2 years ago

    I wear the pants.

    • 2

      Ruxin

      1 year ago

      So do I. But they would be pajama pants while I sit at home laughing about the fact that you chose to go to work instead of sitting at home doing laundry like, once every few hours and watching Maury.

  • 3

    BunnyBunnyBunny

    2 years ago

    I want to come home to my wife making me cookies in nothing but an apron. This has been my dream since I was seven

  • 3

    Chrissy Melody Chime

    2 years ago

    If I fuck up and lose my job, I put everyone at risk. I can't handle that kind of potential disaster.

  • 1

    Hippocrite

    2 months ago

    This poll should say: "Are you male or female?"

  • 2

    RH Stealth

    1 year ago

    Me and my partner will both bring in money and do housework because EQUALITYYYYYYYY

  • 2

    Marcus Panico

    2 years ago

    I'm a dude, but cooking and cleaning is less of a bitch than working. In my opinion whatever's easier, as long as I've got a fine wife.

  • 2

    Jizzwold

    2 years ago

    I'm lazy. I refuse to have children so it'd be pretty easy.

  • 0

    Nerdonis

    2 weeks ago

    Trophy Husband FTW!

  • 0

    xpumpkin<3

    3 weeks ago

  • 1

    Adam

    2 years ago

    MEN

  • 1

    Aloerca

    2 years ago

    Pssh, I'd rather be in the real world then stuck in a house with some whiny kids.

  • 1

    abcpo55

    2 years ago

    Why would you want to go through schooling just to be a bloody homemaker? Go back to medieval times if that's you plan!

  • 1

    KirstyG93

    2 years ago

    COME AT MEH FEMINISTS!

  • 1

    Ryan Ferris

    2 years ago

    Money money money money... MONEY !

    • 3

      Kris

      2 years ago

      Money money money... Must be funny... In a rich man's world.

  • 1

    MIJ

    2 years ago

    Crap, chose the wrong one

  • 1

    sonicscrewup

    2 years ago

    What about being the breadmaker? I don't want kids, and housework is tedious as all hell, so there's not much home-making to do except for your basic tidy-up-a-bit and cook dinner (and I like cooking anyway). I want independence, not to be kept.

  • 1

    asneakyfatcat

    3 years ago

    profit

  • 1

    AlexB8

    3 years ago

    agree

  • 0

    NoriMori

    1 month ago

    I hate housework with all of my hate.

  • 0

    Infernoslayer621

    2 months ago

    BRED

  • 0

    Brobotnik

    6 months ago

    No bread = No home to make.

  • 0

    Omnomodon

    9 months ago

    I will make a home that's a castle with a lava moat with fire sharks in it

  • 0

    it's me

    10 months ago

    What is a home maker and bread winner!!!!!!!!!

  • 0

    PlasticElephant

    11 months ago

    PEEEEEEEETAAAAAA!!!! .... *cough cough*

  • 0

    sheree.egy

    11 months ago

    I ain't making no man a sandwich

  • 0

    CyborgKittenPoweh

    1 year ago

    My 'work' will be videogames.

  • 0

    kajal

    1 year ago

    I don't want to have to ever rely on anyone, especially a husband.

  • 0

    rebecca

    1 year ago

    ya bread does tastes awesome i'll give you that but i would rather be a home maker and not a bread winner

  • 0

    STEFFANlE

    1 year ago

    Not paying for my study to sit at home

  • 0

    MR.MAN

    1 year ago

    If I get 100000000000000000000000000000000000999$

  • 0

    Mellie

    1 year ago

    Then I don't have to pretend to act like I can actually interact with people normally and would get to spend all day alone doing activities I enjoy till my husband/wife came home. If I had all day to cook my food would be awesome.

  • 0

    BekahBee

    1 year ago

    I want a trophy husband. ;)

  • 0

    Fred Garrett-Jones

    1 year ago

    Only because I want my dream job

  • 0

    Aqua

    1 year ago

    I could relax more...

  • 0

    Bluefunctiob

    1 year ago

    im a winnner

  • 0

    A.C.

    1 year ago

    Bread, in street slang is money and being the bread winner = winning money.

  • 0

    Ariel

    1 year ago

    Tuff one though...

  • 0

    Pj Oxley

    1 year ago

    I AM A MAN I be the money maker

  • 0

    Iris

    1 year ago

    If we divorce I still have a good enough job.

  • 0

    Piers Geenty

    1 year ago

    who needs bread when you have cupcakes

  • 0

    Max Vannicola

    2 years ago

    Nobody understands that the bread winner is a book about a girl who struggles in the middle east... uh god

  • 0

    HelloMyNameIsSally

    2 years ago

    Man of the house

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