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  • 315

    Spencer Allan Brooks

    6 years ago

    I don't like the taste of blood. I also don't like preteen girls.

    • 54

      Gunther

      4 years ago

      You dont taste blood it is sucked up in to the fangs

    • 220

      ewill

      4 years ago

      @Gunther, you're so, so stupid.

    • 26

      Jerry Jerryson

      4 years ago

      @ I laughed out loud.

    • 78

      Holly Stewart

      4 years ago

      @Gunther: the fangs are to pierce the flesh, to cause the victim to bleed. The blood is sucked in like a drink, and swallowed, not absorbed into the fangs. The fangs are as solid as any other tooth. (That is to say, realistically speaking, if vampires were real, this would be how it works.)

    • 25

      poisonedlight

      4 years ago

      gunther you're thinking of snakes with the hollow fangs

    • 81

      Travis Winebrenner

      4 years ago

      I'll be a wizard then create a spell that changes me into a vampire, Profit?

    • 31

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Actually, Gunther can be right. Tehe are different vampires in the literature.. and of of those suck blood into the teeth, some of them make blood exhange via wounds. It's all about knowledge..

    • 12

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      in addition, i surely have no knowledge in english..

    • 37

      Darren Gilbert

      3 years ago

      no no no , remember dracula from billy and mandy, "scrape and lick"

    • 6

      Riael EagleEye

      3 years ago

      @Ewill you are retarded T_T He's right

    • 17

      Senbi Stone Stevens

      3 years ago

      No not the faggot vampires! the REAL ones

    • 2

      Dolan Blozvich

      3 years ago

      @Darren Gilbert WIN

    • 2

      Troggy

      3 years ago

      GAAAAAAAY

    • 2

      Rados130

      3 years ago

      I love preteen girls and I'm 16.

    • 7

      Imran Meco

      3 years ago

      and I don't like to sparkle

    • 2

      vietnamshits

      3 years ago

      You don't like pre-teen girls? Fag

    • 0

      DrunkenTortoise

      3 years ago

      Pretty sure blood will taste alright if you're a vampire. Still, I'd rather not be inactive in the day.

    • 8

      Kyle

      3 years ago

      But don't you want to be a vampire lord from skyrim

    • 10

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      3 years ago

      not the gay sparkles, going old school vamps, gothic ones that burn when they touch silver, creeping around in mansions looking for your next victim, turning into bats, sleeping in coffins ect

    • 11

      Mike Buonomo

      3 years ago

      I like the immortality, Satan, the taste of blood, and I'd just eat the pre-teen girl :D

    • 0

      Cupcake

      3 years ago

      If i could do kagic i could ALSO make myself a vampire? Lol.

    • 3

      Jai Wa

      3 years ago

      Ten points to Ravenclaw

    • 5

      mouwersor

      3 years ago

      being immortal would be awesome

    • 4

      fredthemoose567

      3 years ago

      Blood tastes good to me, I don't know what your talking about

    • 0

      Konami_Code

      3 years ago

      EVERY ONE HERE MUST. PLAY. MAGICKA!

    • 1

      Nicolas Xray

      3 years ago

      being immortal and not going out on daylight?be a wizard and creat an infinity potion(or immortal)..

    • 1

      Seref Kana

      2 years ago

      Bella wasn't "preteen", she was [legal] "teen." But I like both teens and blood. Lets be honest, it's impossible to tell a 16 and 27 yr old hot chick with make-up on, apart...

    • 1

      kerglis711

      2 years ago

      I picked wizard, but i know a show with way better vamps than twilight. Also, blood would taste good to you.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Admittedly Twilight kinda ruined vampiric reputation, but there are many wizard-related books I've read that are freaking awesome. I WANNA CHANNEL :D

    • 1

      Yungblud

      2 years ago

      Leviosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -Oneyng

    • 0

      Minecraft Man

      2 years ago

      I like wizards better than vampires

    • 1

      SinisterKiid

      2 years ago

      Well are we talking twilight style vampires, or 30 days of night style?

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      2 years ago

      Wait, if we're talking 30 days of night vampires, I change my mind.

    • 0

      Alexa Prica

      2 years ago

      U don't like preteen girls

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      2 years ago

      I'd always have a parasol, or a shielding spell, to protect me from sunlight and build up a garlic immunity. Otherwise, TOTAL BADASS, unless I'm a modern vampire that has built up immunities to sun and garlic and mirrors and counting and shit so they can KICK TOTAL ASS. But still don't sparkle. Edward is a pansy. His ass needs kicking.

    • 0

      Theanswer

      2 years ago

      Vampires love blood that's like the only food that tastes amazing

    • 0

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      what does a vampire have to do with preteen girls?

    • 0

      artemis3

      2 years ago

      *Facepalm* Gunther!

    • 0

      XxDream.acexX

      2 years ago

      U will like it when ur addicted to it smartass

    • 0

      XxDream.acexX

      2 years ago

      U will like it when ur addicted to it smartass

    • 0

      Mr Spoon

      1 year ago

      My reaction to blood? "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"

    • 0

      nutterminecraft

      1 year ago

      @scatty is that name scathatch from Nicholas flamel series

    • 1

      Emma Walters

      1 year ago

      I'm a preteen girl...

    • 1

      Avea

      1 year ago

      If you're a wizard you have magic. You could do anything... ; )

    • 0

      Elise Pauss

      9 months ago

      EVERYONE! Look up, "You're a wizard Harry." and yes, it is the gmod thing. Just do it. I wouldn't hurt you.

    • 0

      CuteDogGamer

      8 months ago

      I WILL SUCK THE BLOOD OF ALL OF THESE WIZARDS!!!

    • 0

      AwesomeJ

      8 months ago

      @Travis Winebrenner omg thats actually smart.

    • 0

      Professorson

      8 months ago

      make your self a magician vamp if you want

    • 0

      [deleted]

      8 months ago

      Oh! Shots fired!

    • 1

      NightStalkerxax

      8 months ago

      Wow Preteen Girls! :D

    • 0

      krejcar25

      8 months ago

      shit! I didn't think it through enough! I might have had preteen girls but now... wait! actually I can summon one whenever I want! And I can morph into a vampire if I want. That is awesome.

    • 0

      Poptart_Wizard

      7 months ago

      Yet again a wizard can use accio and get girls automatically ;u;

    • 0

      Bitty2004

      7 months ago

      OFFENCIVE...I'm 11...

    • 0

      Jacob

      7 months ago

      Fuck twilight. normal vampires like dracula were cool but magic is better.

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      6 months ago

      Oh, so if you're all so smart, tell me a vampire's anatomy then. I bet you've seen so many. Retards. Retards everywhere.

    • 0

      Pablo Setar

      6 months ago

      Your a hizard warry

    • 1

      dude101thecooles

      6 months ago

      DA EVIL WIZARD !!!

    • 0

      J.l123

      5 months ago

      Your a wizard Harry!!!

    • 0

      360noscoper55

      5 months ago

      1. Blood touches your tounge when ou suck it up 2. I can make myself into a wizard with magic

    • 1

      iceyfoxlove

      4 months ago

      vampires forevers plus i am a teenaged girl and i love anime and all that kind of stuff i would kill to see either naruto or salior moon charaters in real life

    • 0

      Chi Raiden

      3 months ago

      umm shouldn't we be worried about what u typed

    • 1

      ella

      3 months ago

      HELLO you can cool frekin spellers

    • 0

      SuperPizzaDude123

      3 months ago

      I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY WIZARD POWERS!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      MLGorilla

      3 months ago

      twilight sucks lol puns

    • 0

      LOL

      2 months ago

      Did you know that you could die by drinking blood.

    • 0

      Atl

      2 months ago

      already like blood... i pressed the wrong one

    • 0

      LittleFox

      1 month ago

      ur a faggot harry

    • 0

      Gia G

      1 month ago

      i love the way blood tastes. people please dont hate

    • 0

      WhyTryGuy

      1 month ago

      WIZARD is the obvious answer you can create spells to take over the world and be immortal aswell and if you want i guess you can get HIV and Aids by drinking blood but cure it with spells but with a vampire you gotta keep that HIV and Aids

    • 1

      Outrageous Furball

      1 month ago

      Your a wizard Harry

    • 0

      Hayes

      3 weeks ago

      Gunther (Gunter) is the Ice King's fucking penguin, what do you expect?

  • 63

    Pebkac

    5 years ago

    Every comment against vampires is because of that Twilight bullshit. Those are not vampires, vampires do not sparkle in sunlight, and while I'm not an expert, I'm also pretty sure they aren't complete pansies or pedophiles (just because he looks like a teenager doesn't mean he isn't a 100+ year old creepy dude preying on a 16 year old girl in that "story").

    • 45

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      THANK YOU. It seems like everyone forgot how badass vampires actually are because of Twilight.

    • 14

      Mizzoulover

      4 years ago

      Vampire like Alucard from Helsing.

    • 29

      ewill

      4 years ago

      Vampires are badass, but I'd still rather be magic.

    • 11

      RoryBrinkmann

      4 years ago

      I didn't choose vampire because it's a curse to need to crave human flesh, to be destroyed by sunlight, and to be hated mankind

    • 8

      SmackfromtheZack

      4 years ago

      @Mizz Thank you! I would be.Alucard in a heartbeat. Then kill Edward.

    • 0

      William

      3 years ago

      Vampires have a lot of annoying weaknesses, though... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg

    • 1

      Imran Meco

      3 years ago

      But don't vampires only feed on the blood of virgins? I'd starve!

    • 1

      Ilay Levi

      3 years ago

      Why would you think that for god sake?! Where the fuck did you hear that vampires can only drink virgins blood?! ... I hate what people make out of vampires these days... So many idiotic ideas of what a vempire is actually...

    • 1

      fredthemoose567

      3 years ago

      Thank you!!!!!! Stephanie Meyer wrote some good books, but this "saga" make me want to kill her for rouianing vampires

    • 0

      Dakirel

      2 years ago

      My favourite series of all time is Legacy of Kain, which is about vampires... but as for the question, I'd hate to have to suck people's blood to survive. Plus considering how many different spells there are a wizard can pretty much do anything is he has enough willpower.

    • 1

      Erik

      2 years ago

      Use a spell to turn yourself into a vampire wizard. Mind blown.

    • 0

      Courtney Jackson

      2 years ago

      If you're a vampire, you could be like Benny from SPN :D

    • 3

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      "Real" Vampires are in no way badass. They're even worse than the Twilight ones. They die of Sunlight and Water, AKA two of the most important things.

    • 2

      Lizard Robot 23

      8 months ago

      Vampires from skulduggery pleasant are also badass

    • 0

      Lizard Robot 23

      8 months ago

      Depends on which story or folk lore and usually it has to be holy water

    • 0

      Joe

      5 months ago

      im a wizard... i must go to hogwarts

    • 0

      WhyTryGuy

      1 month ago

      in every vampire movie ever there is always nudity and bloody sex litterally vampires wont be able to get a boner after a week while as a horny wizard you can make sweet spells to make your boner last however long

  • 46

    Jason

    4 years ago

    i would only be a vampire if were talking underworld or bram stoker vampires, not stephenie meyer sparkly things

  • 25

    cheesit

    6 years ago

    Magical powers over drinking blood? There's no question.

    • 6

      Henrique Moreira

      3 years ago

      Magical powers over imortality?

    • 6

      Thoughtmo

      3 years ago

      Savos Aren: "What you learn here ("here" being the College of Winterhold) may last you a lifetime. Several if you're talented." See, Skyrim has it right!

    • 1

      Vannessa T

      2 years ago

      And all of us potterheads will be quite pleased. :D

    • 0

      ColeTheGuy

      7 months ago

      @Henrique Moreira Magical powers over not being able to go in sunlight and drinking blood, in which people might find out and try to kill you? Yeah, I think magic is the winner.

    • 0

      Vincent

      2 weeks ago

      @Henrique Moreira I'll just cast a spell upon myself that grants immortality. Your argument is invalid.

  • 17

    Derek

    6 years ago

    Wingardium leviosa!

    • 1

      Vannessa T

      2 years ago

      You, my friend, are awesome :D

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      6 months ago

      10/10 most original comment in the internet. I mean, even I that doesn't care about HP, know a lot about this mainstream shit, just because of these childish comments and support comments. If I had commented that, you would be like; "Wow a fan, how amazing". Since internet is full of those retards making references that everybody gets. You should read Eragon and such.

    • 0

      Joe

      5 months ago

      i commented that! :D

  • 13

    Mateo Aaron Jacob Le

    4 years ago

    Call me Impaler...Vlad...the Impaler.

    • 1

      FireySpirit711

      8 months ago

      Call me Dumbledore!

    • 1

      Lizard Robot 23

      8 months ago

      Call me dusk (Skullduggery Pleasant)

    • 0

      Brainiac002

      7 months ago

      Lizard Robot, I'd hate to be a vampire from the Skullduggery universe, they pry off their own skin and go beserk, killing anyone. who'd want to be like that? Elemental magic is far superior in my opinion.

  • 12

    Jd Doran

    3 years ago

    WIZZA

  • 11

    Iain James Lewis

    2 years ago

    your a wizard harry

  • 11

    idpiasg

    4 years ago

    I don't get enough sun as it is.

  • 11

    Envylol

    6 years ago

    I choose zero risk of sparkling in sunlight ty...

  • 10

    OveRMinD

    5 years ago

    Wizard like Harry Potter of Wizard like Gandalf? Or vampire like Sparkly from Twilight or Strahd Von Zarovich from Ravenloft?

    • 2

      Kris

      3 years ago

      I'm saying wizard like Gandalf. Because Gandalf beats Harry and Dumbledore combined, with one hand behind his back.

    • 0

      David Snippenberg

      7 months ago

      Gandalf is a angel not a wizard.

    • 0

      David Snippenberg

      7 months ago

      Gandalf is a angel not a wizard.

  • 9

    Alejandro J Quintani

    4 years ago

    philosopher stone, DGAF, could make me as powerfull as a vamire, and make a lot more of other stuff with the right spells, and the stone, nah i dont care if i have to do as FMA idea to create it....

  • 9

    Justin

    4 years ago

    Wizzards- "hey guys, wanna go to the beach!?" vampires- ;(

  • 8

    Alucard

    3 years ago

    Screw your sparkles, Edward Cullen. Dracula all the way~

  • 7

    Manuel Rosadilla

    2 years ago

    Just so someone says to me " You're a wizard"

  • 7

    Dustin Adams

    4 years ago

    Come on people, don't you think this would be fun? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw

    • 0

      Foomy

      2 weeks ago

      Yeah, that seems like it'd be very fun actually. And you'd be immortal, so you could do shit like this for all eternity.

  • 5

    Nathaly Maqueira

    4 years ago

    Hmmm I can make myself immortal as a wizard, oohhh yeaaaa and have awesome powers

  • 5

    Crissy

    4 years ago

    If I was a vampire like Dracula, then hell yes

  • 5

    Mimi

    4 years ago

    Does Avada Kedavra work on vampires?

  • 5

    PennySweets

    4 years ago

    Vampire: If you're smart you can live forever without aging, you can watch civilizations rise and fall, gather an infinit amount of knowledge, and you possess enhanced senses, strength and indurence. Wizard: magic is real enabling you to do pretty much anything. You'll still have a human life span though and you'll still age.

    • 0

      Kassian Tyler

      3 years ago

      not if you use your magic powers to halt your aging.

    • 0

      ginny weasly

      3 years ago

      @PennySweets, if i were a wizzard i would make a philosophers stone and live however long i want

  • 5

    Forealms

    5 years ago

    Would you rather be Gandalf or Dracula? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Edward? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Count Chocula? Actually, that last one I would need to think about for a bit. Also, why choose? Robert Pattinson got to be both.

  • 4

    shaszbotter

    3 years ago

    you shall not pass

  • 4

    Bryan Howes

    3 years ago

    Id rather be an uber powerful vampire like alucard from castlevania, then be a punk wizard

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      6 months ago

      You switched it. It's punk vampire and super powerful wizard

  • 3

    lexy

    9 months ago

    If Your a Wizard You Can Turn Yourself Into A Vampire And Be A Vampire Wizard Win Win

  • 2

    ThatAnimeFan

    3 months ago

    I'd be FUCKING Alucard

  • 1

    SlothLuck

    1 month ago

    You shall not pass

  • 3

    StoryOFTime

    3 years ago

    YOUR A WIZARD HARRY!

  • 3

    Maria

    3 years ago

    i wanna be a vampire because of true blood. twilight is bullshit. i think everyone agrees that we want to be vampires not disco balls

  • 3

    French Rocks

    3 years ago

    Wizards can learn awesome spells, so I picked this choice :D

  • 3

    Spen

    3 years ago

    19% of fags.

  • 3

    trailmicks

    3 years ago

    SHIT. Picked the wrong one.

    • 3

      Connor Evans

      3 years ago

      No you didn't, vampires kick untold amounts of ass.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      Connor Evans, Yes, but not if that ass is wet. They die from water.

  • 3

    Sandypengu

    4 years ago

    die twilight, DIE!!!!

  • 3

    bookcrazi

    5 years ago

    I COULD GO TO PIGFARTS!!! AT LAST!!

  • 3

    RedSquirrel

    5 years ago

    Immortality is highly bad for the mental faculties. After a few thousand years of watching everyone you know die, or having to give them the same curse would drive me insane... now being somewhat powerful for a lifetime or a little longer.... I can handle that.

  • 3

    0cookiemonster0

    5 years ago

    even if Twilight wasn't horrendous, Vampires are gross xP <3 HP <3

  • 2

    IStoleUrComics

    7 months ago

    Your A Wizard, Harry!

  • 1

    Susie

    2 months ago

    You can be Harry Potter! :3

    • 0

      LunaTheKittenMeow

      1 month ago

      Harry Potter all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may have read the seris 2000 times

  • 1

    Chris miller

    2 months ago

    YOUR A WIZARD HARRY

  • 1

    StarTheMidEvilKnight

    2 months ago

    Or a witch that'll count too

  • 0

    The Goat

    7 hours ago

    IM HARRY FUCKING POTTER

  • 0

    km2red

    7 hours ago

    As a wizard get bit by a vampire SIMPLE

  • 1

    SH_either.io

    2 months ago

    Youre a wizard, Harry!

  • 0

    Ezra Farrant

    4 days ago

    In some examples, vampires can also use elemental magic, and their nearly always immortal. Also, blood is quite nice in my opinion

  • 0

    mainmae fun

    6 days ago

    I said wizard because I'm called a vampire even though I'm tan

  • 0

    Alda Kezakimana

    1 week ago

    Are we talking wizard like Harry Potter or warlock like Magnus Bane?

  • 0

    coolio

    1 week ago

    Still wanna be Waglington!

  • 2

    Jatboy1000

    2 years ago

    MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    3 years ago

    I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!!!! :D :D

  • 0

    Plutia

    1 week ago

    Vampires are immortal.

  • 0

    Frisk

    1 week ago

    I WANNA BE A WITCH SO I CAN GO TO HOGWARTS

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