On call 24/7, you would have to provide the food for the chef.
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chelybelly6
you can cook for urself but not very easy to give urslef a back massage
Kerry McGeehan
I hate cooking, all that prep for like 10 mins of eating...
max
Yeah but you cant cook like a chef
Freq-Sho
@max yes I can since I am one. So are 4 of my friends and know 2 bakers as well
Ashley
But aren't high-class fancy things like caviar disgusting? I'd rather cook some good old-fashioned deliciousness and have someone rub my back afterwards. :)
It's_Just_Jessica
Eh I'm too fat and lazy to cook. I don't want someone touching my lovely lady lumps all the time.
Benjammin
I can cook all day long- I wouldn't mind, I'd enjoy it. I cannot touch myself all day, that I will not do.
U mad bro?
I would make them cook for me!
eli_says
I could sooo use a massage
Xerun
I would have them massage my lower area, if you know what I mean.
T.P.N
@Xerum i know what you mean :D
[deleted]
if i had the chef me and my gf could massage each other so what would be the point in the masseuse again?
Max
I couldn't decide until I found the description. It says "On call 24/7. You must provide food for the chef."
Max
I'd rather have a hot chick massage me than cook for me.
Darkarcharon
Porn movies!!!
TheNZkid
Fast food FTW! =D Who needs fancy food?!?!?!?
XxAndyBiersackxX
I KNOW RIGHT Lol it really is hard
Glaceon999
KITTY MASSEUSE
Slenderman
The thought of having a stranger rub my back creeps me out.
Common Sense
Just go to Taco Bell.
Aiden
I don't really want a massage that much but if I did I'd ask my partner to give me one.
Scott Glennon
And they'd be really hot.
Jacob Hooks
I'm 14 so I al ready have a chef, hey mom
revenge of the toilets
But who really needs a back massage
canipbanana
well, I hope everyone who chose chef won't be too upset when they figure out their food bill is suddenly $6,000
Spooky Rabbit
I don't like people touching me soo... Akward.
MrThorian
yup totaly right
sourcupcake123
someone to cook vegetarian things for me
Amy
@It's_Too_Jessica Just tell your masager to not touch them, and if you want him/her to not see them just cover them with a towel :)
TheFracturedRuby
MASSEUSE FOR LIFE
Curom
I don't like massage... And I love good food.
Demon1981
Wait what kind of masseuse are we talking about here?
encephalovore
I also feel I may have chosen too quickly...
Theorcofdead
one with an happy ending
Tucker Stott
Die Another Day quote initiate!! "I'm not that kind of masseuse." "And I'm not that kind of customer"
BlameTheNarwhals
Gotta get that happy ending.
sourcupcake123
I am self conscious (just am, no reason) so I don't want a masseuse touching me all over.
projects8an
give me a corner and I can massage myself. I want someone else to make my ramen noodles for me.
allan
haha
CarpFoon
what if you're a chef? you can cook your own food. and those massage chairs require elctricity, no charge= no massage
catnads
I don't NEED a back massage.
nashcali22
But you want one!
Demon1981
Well I want a massage, but I don't like to cook so...
iamleg
I agree. I actually hate massages.
blackdeathbeatle
Two words "happy ending"
Morgan Marie
i wish i had a chef...swedish pancakes and souffles alll the time
Catherine
Toughest. Decision. Of my life.
Abdulrahman Altahni
No, it's whether to choose Charamander, Bulbasaur or Squirtle for your first Pokemon. Honestly, some people...
PaladinPenguinz
PIPLUP!
Pat
FOOD! O.o
Sean Brown
Now that I think about it... the question doesn't say "professional" chef.
Sparky
uh oh
Manjith Murali
Female? Yes.
Greenl
I'd prefer a masseuse if there were happy endings...
[deleted]
For me, a regular massage IS a happy ending :)
1derMirrrrrrr
Omg, I can cook a meal anytime, so thanks but no thanks. My muscles hurt and are sore allllllll the tiiiiiiiiime! A personal masseuse would be a god-send. <3 aka - a boyfriend that gives killer massages hahaha
Beaverkisser42
That's me baby. And I love to cook.
Clayton Rickey
As long as the masseuse is female and gives a "happy ending" at the end of every session.
Volundarkvioa
It was never implied either of them were hot, but eh, I'd still go with the masseuse. I learned how to cook years ago (and I mean with a grill, a stove, an oven, etc. I'm not a microwave master), but a personal masseuse would be awesome.
bman beast
I'm too damn lazy to make fodd
nashcali22
I love cooking! And I can't massage myself
nicobellic1994
assuming the chef is a hot girl....=P
Idontcare
I'd rather have a hot girl massage me than cook for me.
overtherainbow
Sure you can cook for yourself, but it would just be more convenient to have a personal chef. Plus, I don't always need a massage. But I always need food.
tzk132
well if you had a chef you could eat healthier foods that will enhance you life span, also giving your poor back more strength so you wouldn't need a back massage
Mike Reesh
But you have to spend all the money on the healthier foods.
Grassblock64
dude, get a fuckin life
kirito
i can cook preaty well so
Wiltedturtwig
hi
Emma
Massages kinda creep me out
Melissa Gao
lol I already have the greatest chef in the world aka my dad
Nick3.141592
I cant cook, and I don't like massages.
devorg
Food out ways a massage any day for me,but I am fat so
Priyanka Thundiyath
Food. Nuff said
thefootenote
happy ending
Xzibitzzz
Same answer as the Chef or the Chauffeur one.
Ellipsis
You know, because happy endings.
ಠ_ಠ
two words; happy ending
Mr Nope
I want to cook things my way
canadice
Don't much like massages anyway especially the shīatzù ones with the SCALDING HOT STONES!!!!! ;_;
Des
You could just choose to eat healthy...that's all about will power. And you also don't NEED a personal chef...it's all about preference. Personally, I like to feel good.
SassyLils
mAKE ME A SANDWICH
Polelek
I have no justification for my answer.
Daanioh
Four hours a week?
_an.40
I accidentally picked the blue I'd rather have a masseuse if ya know what I mean it better be a girl
Grassblock64
what if you can't cook? what then sherlock??? any idea??? go soak ur head!!!!! you bum! #billy whale
MDeemter
I've never had one in RL, so........
MLGdubstepcake
cooking, thats tricky plus im lazy but masarge, pfffft i can message myself thank you
devilishmike
I jus bring dat chef burget king lol
jardson
MAN
SRSarah
I want to LEARN to cook. Also I'm sore all the time...
LRLGaming
Sup lozers
YOLO4JESUS
Just get a wife - she can cook and give you a massage when you need it.
YOLO4JESUS
Multiple massages every day, that would be awesome! Preferably some with happy endings too.
Spencer Mcintosh
Handy's, Handy's Everywhere
inm
If your a guy and didnt say masseus you are either gay or a fatt ass
elizabeth
hell, id love for smeone to cook for me.
Kendall Dowdy
Chef!
Alwin
How about both and I'll call her 'wife'.