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8% Have everything you touch turn to dust

92% Have everything you touch turn to gold

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Have everything you touch turn to dust
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Have everything you touch turn to gold

King Midas or The Devil

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  • 271

    tzk132

    5 years ago

    either way your going without whatever you touched, why not make it usefull?

    • 85

      Magnetic Purple

      3 years ago

      You'd starve, even dusted, food is food.

    • 44

      kevin

      3 years ago

      purple just hold stuff by the mouth maybe that will work he didnt say where you touch it

    • 17

      Frogman711

      3 years ago

      Because it would be much harder to eat gold XP

    • 231

      Fullitenhund

      3 years ago

      Purple, use a golden fork.

    • 25

      brentrulezXD

      3 years ago

      Actually in the king midas tale even the food and water he tried to eat or drink turned into gold

    • 50

      Odir

      3 years ago

      wear gloves

    • 49

      Febe

      3 years ago

      But then the gloves will turn in to gold...

    • 30

      Eightball

      3 years ago

      @febe So what?

    • 14

      BadShot

      3 years ago

      *ahem* its called a grabber

    • 67

      Laurence 'Lewy' Town

      3 years ago

      Purple, There is no nutritional component to dust... secondly you'd die either way your hands aren't the only thing you touch things with, so i'd rather die by making a golden statue of justin bieber and saving the world

    • 6

      Butus

      3 years ago

      @Magnetic Turn TO dust, not dusted, you'll be eating dust.

    • 20

      Frienderman

      3 years ago

      touch car sell car profit!

    • 2

      Jerry

      3 years ago

      im allergic to dust so some of the blues would be allergic to gold trololol

    • 5

      Bob Nugget

      3 years ago

      Spoon! why is this not a reply?

    • 8

      Ben

      3 years ago

      You could just hire someone to feed you with the trillions of dollars you would have from selling your infinite supply of gold.

    • 0

      Chris Hagberg

      3 years ago

      Don't forget to wear gloves

    • 12

      midori

      3 years ago

      i can kill people without leaving a trace. WAIT. NO SEX??

    • 0

      Ania Skadberg

      3 years ago

      @Butus yeah thats what they meant, Eating dust, you cant eat gold or else you'll choke and die, so dust

    • 3

      MMCG

      2 years ago

      Actually since most food is edible if you use a fork I think it would be easy to live a life like this.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      2 years ago

      @febe what's wrong with golden gloves? It'll just be like wearing a gauntlet

    • 7

      Micah.M

      2 years ago

      so if i touch gold wat will it turn into? ITS A PARADOX

    • 4

      Nehadri

      2 years ago

      @Micah.M No, it's not. It will turn into gold.

    • 1

      Max

      2 years ago

      Golden fork to eat with FTW!

    • 1

      ZeeZ

      2 years ago

      Yay I'm the second richest! Damn bill gates....

    • 1

      xAngelGirlx

      2 years ago

      Yurp :3

    • 2

      oxaz

      2 years ago

      MMCG, YOU TOUCH THINGS WITH YOUR MOUTH...

    • 2

      Wimmie de Vette

      2 years ago

      Just use telekenisis

    • 0

      joe thecat

      2 years ago

      If I touch the ground will the planet turn to gold? If i touch dust (had I chosen blue) would the dust turn into more dust??

    • 1

      Mayonnaise

      2 years ago

      Is it solid gold or like still edible gold?

    • 8

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      2 years ago

      Loophole: Technically, you can't touch anything. Electrons in atoms repel each other on a subatomic level. Unfortunately, this means that both choices leave you unchanged, but at least you won't starve.

    • 2

      Maddin Frosch

      2 years ago

      eat with a golden fork and knife^^

    • 3

      Kyle Sieraad

      2 years ago

      so it DUST'nt matter what you choose

    • 0

      EG

      2 years ago

      Touch a ton of stuff and then sell it

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      Purple:touch a ton of stuff and sell it and use the money towards science finding you a way to eat and drink

    • 1

      Hero_Rareheart

      1 year ago

      MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Harry

      1 year ago

      True bill gates

    • 0

      Harry

      1 year ago

      I

    • 0

      Mysticbutterflies

      1 year ago

      You can't eat dust once you tried to swallow some would go to your air ways killing youm

    • 1

      xxkaliberzz

      1 year ago

      Solution: Sell gold. Hire someone to feed you.

    • 0

      MontyTheMonkey

      1 year ago

      Sure ill have everything I touch turn gold... COLORED!!!!

    • 0

      Utah G

      1 year ago

      ill just use utensils or put my mouth onthe food. And as for people ill use gloves

    • 1

      A'reya Davis

      1 year ago

      Maybe if you touch pizza it will turn to pizza flavored dust

    • 1

      supermansucks999

      1 year ago

      wear gloves when you dont want gold.whe ya wanna get rich take the gloves off and turn useless stuff into gold.:) ( i smart) :)

    • 0

      Josiah Perkins

      1 year ago

      This is such a dumb question!! Of corse gold won by 84%! Why on earth would anybody want plain dust rather than gold?! 92%? I think it should have been 98%!! Wouldnt be suprised if it was 100%!

    • 1

      AnsweringIguess

      1 year ago

      KING MIDAS!!!

    • 0

      Afro Man

      9 months ago

      do you fucking barbarians not use utensils to eat your food?

    • 0

      St. Jimmy

      3 months ago

      I would have someone feed me because I'm soooo rich from my gold touch and as a plus, I can get a gold ps4 without having to deal with taco bell

    • 3

      JEagle9

      3 months ago

      Spoons, forks knives, not everything has to be finger food.

    • 0

      S c a r l e t

      3 months ago

      @Magnetic It completely turns to dust. It docent get covered with dust, it poofs away into dust.

    • 0

      Ergon17

      3 months ago

      golden gloves would be really heavy

    • 0

      WindigoGaming87

      3 months ago

      +Magnetic Purple You are too dense to read the question correctly! +Ergon17 Gold is actually a pretty fragile substance.

    • 0

      Pandina

      1 month ago

      You can have people feed u

    • 0

      masekip

      1 month ago

      magnetic purple no not get dusty turn to dust it would be stuff u ding in corners of your house gold u could sell and buy foo and your firend could feed you or put gloves on theyll turn to gold and boom nothing turns to gold till u take them off

    • 0

      Chukwu Joshua

      1 month ago

      just wear a glove

    • 0

      Arrow4586

      1 month ago

      @MagneticPurple there is edible gold you know...

    • 0

      officialpandastudios

      1 month ago

      you could just use a fork to eat

    • 0

      TheDoctorTARDIS

      1 month ago

      That means technically the floor beneath me would turn to gold. Not good if you're hiding from a murderer.

    • 1

      ExpandDong

      4 weeks ago

      If you wear gloves then you wont be able to get them off, because gold is solid.

    • 0

      Keshor

      3 weeks ago

      but u can reverse golden touch with flowing water so u just drink water constantly

    • 0

      iw110781

      3 weeks ago

      when everything everything everything you touch turns to goooold oooh golld oooohhh (only imagine dragons fans would get this)

    • 0

      Nico the boss

      1 week ago

      No duh

    • 0

      Why am I here?

      1 week ago

      I'm gonna die in both of these situations. Why not give gold to your family and friends before you die?

    • 0

      Jerry 2.0

      1 week ago

      money money money money!

  • 46

    Ethan

    4 years ago

    Dramatic suicide into the wind.

  • 39

    hendrxson

    4 years ago

    golden penis ftw

    • 4

      Joey C

      3 years ago

      Yes, but if you touch any part of your body, THE REST OF YOUR BODY WILL TURN TO DUST AS WELL

    • 16

      ThatGuy

      3 years ago

      yes Joey, which is why gold is better

    • 0

      Ania Skadberg

      3 years ago

      But you wont be able to eat. Only gold, then you'll choke and die, but you can eat dust

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      2 years ago

      @joey Red= everything you touch is gold Blue=everything you touch is destroyed You=retarded

    • 1

      José Miguel O. Llerandi

      2 years ago

      Goldmember

    • 0

      Currykitty

      2 years ago

      But you can choke on dust too, right? I just don't get you people...

    • 0

      Dj5578

      1 year ago

      Oh my god lol

  • 21

    xereeto

    4 years ago

    Step one: touch random stuff | Step 2: sell it | step 3: wear gloves for the rest of your life

    • 1

      Randomnezz

      3 years ago

      I just commented that after you without seeing your comment man! I AGREE WITH YOU (THAT WOULD BE COOL)

    • 0

      beep

      2 years ago

      ... Why not just SKIP step 2 when you already have gold? Damn, idiots be trolling erry'where.

    • 0

      pmaguire13

      1 year ago

      lololol..... golden gloves

    • 1

      dat name

      1 year ago

      Sell all the gold so you can buy personal feeders

    • 0

      Jad Bouch

      1 week ago

      Elsa rogue live their life

  • 18

    Lisa

    4 years ago

    Why would you even CONSIDER having it turn to dust when you have the opportunity for it to turn all to gold?! You could make so much money.

    • 4

      mariah

      3 years ago

      Someone might kidnap you to get rich

    • 11

      Jason Ramirez

      3 years ago

      Dude of they try to kidnap they turn to gold

    • 3

      Imran Meco

      3 years ago

      @ mariah 1. I'd be rich enough to have the best security sistem, 2. even if someone did do that, I'd just turn them into gold and store them in my golden secret golden bad people statues collection.

    • 3

      Ania Skadberg

      3 years ago

      @Imran Meco HAVE YOU GUYS EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FOOD!!?? you won't beable to eat anything accept gold, and you cant eat gold, but you can eat dust!!

    • 1

      Dudugs

      3 years ago

      Have someoene to feed you

    • 0

      Joseph Broseph

      3 years ago

      Try to eat a gold salad

    • 4

      Alex Komarov

      2 years ago

      Gold would be worth nothing, since there would be so much of it from you. It'd be worth as much as dust, at least it dust would blow away in the wind, and not make golden statues to remind you of how you fucked the economy.

    • 1

      Hanna

      2 years ago

      @Ania Skadberg because you can so eat a plate of dust? golden fork and silverware. If everything we touch would be rendered inedible- and lets face it, it would- I'd rather eat with my silverware, wear gloves, or gauntlet then destroy everything. Plus, you can't touch anything. Anything without it being destroyed completely. But I'd rather turn it into gold

    • 0

      ayden timmerman

      1 month ago

      you fool you cannot eat

    • 0

      JFilms

      1 month ago

      Joseph, my youngling, may I use a golden fork + golden knife to eat my salad while you use small pieces of dust to eat your salad without your hands touching the (fruit) salad?

    • 1

      Ethan

      1 month ago

      Yaasss

    • 0

      Kyle Mickelson

      1 week ago

      yeah but still if you were to get kidnapped and the person would turn to gold and wait if you were to get dressed that would turn to gold and your shoes your floor your car if you have one and yeah.....i thought of this on the spot.

    • 0

      Fressher

      1 week ago

      And your money would turn into gold and you have to change it for money, and get alot of money back :D you want to spend the money so you wear gloves to prevent the huge amount of money turning into gold. Your gloves turn into gold which prevents you from holding stuff, rather than your money is turned into dust and you can't get anything for it.

  • 14

    Grickel

    4 years ago

    dust fingers

  • 11

    Nick

    3 years ago

    Turn rock to gold, become filthy rich, have other people touch shit for you.

  • 11

    vinnymac

    3 years ago

    The way I see it. Eventually you would kill the gold market. You would turn too many things into gold. However, turning things into dust, allows for the gold market to succeed, thus not affecting an economy at all. You could potential use this power for a lot of good. Destroying bad people, helping military, demolishing buildings, etc. Although they both have uses, I see gold as a more harmful choice to society.

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      2 years ago

      how would you eat?

    • 0

      Jake Miller

      2 years ago

      @Franklin, how would you eat?

    • 1

      Connor

      1 year ago

      @Franklin eat with your gold spoon.

    • 1

      JFilms

      1 month ago

      I agreed and I chose the oppisite choice, and I must say, that is one of the most brilliant ideas I've ever seen.

  • 11

    King_Seedeyeh

    3 years ago

    Women would love my golden dick.

  • 10

    Piotr Pelc

    3 years ago

    arent we all just dust in the wind ?

  • 9

    bingobongo

    2 years ago

    Are stupid!?!?!?!?????!!!!!if you can be kidnapped if you make everything you touch to Gold

    • 1

      TheKillerM

      1 year ago

      No, I'm pretty sure you're stupid. Nobody would kidnap you unless they notice, and if they did, turn them to gold. Then they can't do anything, and you can just go home.

  • 8

    mherring1128

    3 years ago

    GOLDEN PENIS!

  • 3

    Kat

    2 months ago

    Reminds me of skittles

  • 5

    Mayonnaise

    3 years ago

    GOLDEN DICK!

  • 5

    derp herpington

    3 years ago

    gloves

  • 5

    gittonsxv

    3 years ago

    be able to turn everything to dust, know i will starve but dont care, run about the world destroying and killing everyone and thing you hate, be known forever as that one guy lol

  • 5

    jackal

    4 years ago

    if everything you touch turns into something, it might as well be gold.

  • 5

    youat2inthemorning

    4 years ago

    I think that maybe you'd lose either way, too bad there is no middle ground.

  • 4

    twinning

    2 years ago

    Okay calm dowm people. There is something called a chopsticj of u havent heard of it

  • 4

    YaslerFuj

    3 years ago

    if i touched something and it turned into dust the ground would collapse infinitely

  • 4

    Joseluis Nunez

    3 years ago

    What happens when you masturbate?

  • 4

    Cameron Spahr

    3 years ago

    Golden schlong. That is all.

  • 4

    poisonedlight

    3 years ago

    either way you die of dehydration. so i'll make my family rich.

  • 2

    BatMan

    3 months ago

    TOUCH IT... SELL IT. Yes I'm rich! wait it turned into gold... my money bills... ;c WAIT GOLD BLOCKS :OOOOO

  • 1

    Asher Flanagan

    3 weeks ago

    One word: gloves.

  • 1

    SyreLars

    3 weeks ago

    I just eat with my hands behind my back xD

  • 2

    GrimDerivative

    3 months ago

    you could hold things in wrappers or cups, the container would turn gold but not what you eat.

  • 1

    basem

    4 weeks ago

    But if you stuck in any place you can turn the wall into a dust and be free

  • 1

    OldButGoud

    1 month ago

    Golden gear...Duh.

  • 3

    FraserMcK

    1 year ago

    Every guy here is thinking of the possibility of having a golden penis

  • 3

    Hamza Nasir

    2 years ago

    i think turning everyhing to dust would be an awesome super power

  • 1

    dexter2911

    1 month ago

    you could become a billionaire just sell the gold and make gold swords

  • 1

    EdgarJM

    1 month ago

    PEOPLE FEED ME!

  • 3

    TehOhnlyGrizz

    3 years ago

    %7 of socciety is fucking retarded

  • 3

    Coolkid1256

    4 years ago

    Is that a real question?

  • 1

    Unicorn Poop.

    1 month ago

    ppl can feed u like a baby (aka here comes the aeroplane!) and if they dont do it properly u can just nudge them then, BOOM food and money. then u can buy another food slave.

  • 1

    Mysnow2009

    1 month ago

    If you touch anything that is gold you could be a trillion air in like a few months

  • 1

    DARK FOX

    2 months ago

    both effect the human life

  • 0

    Robin Rathsach

    3 hours ago

    Shit

  • 0

    David Tennantt

    19 hours ago

    Either way you would eventually touch yourself, and be turned to dust makes the interment easier

  • 0

    Katelina

    1 day ago

    how awesome would it be to have a hand with the right answer, and an other habnd with the left answer. I could eat gold dust!

  • 0

    Leah

    1 day ago

    well if you touch the ground outside, will the whole world turn to dust or gold?

  • 0

    ☯Chilled☯

    1 day ago

    Personally if you have stuff turned to gold you can sell it. If you have something turned to dust you could kill enemies. Disadvantage to the perverted: No wanking.

  • 0

    John

    3 days ago

    nope neither

  • 0

    guyy

    3 days ago

    then i could destroy this pitiful world

  • 0

    Linkt0m101

    3 days ago

    A pair of gloves could fix this problem, gold is a very malleable material so it might let you move your hands a bit

  • 0

    Nathaniel Trisler

    4 days ago

    F*ck you earth! Waiiit

  • 0

    Mikkk

    4 days ago

    At least you can pee.

  • 1

    Symphoric Quoz

    3 months ago

    I'll die of suffocation from attempting to eat or drink, starving from not having eaten anything, madness from not being able to touch anyone or anything or hypothermia from having no usable clothes in either case. Might as well make everybody go down with me or have a similarly bad time by turning as many things into dust as possible. I'm a bad person, but I'm comfortable with that.

  • 0

    chill girl

    5 days ago

    no matter what happens your life is over

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