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Assuming you're in a well cared for environment. Equal treatment and such.

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  • 469

    ewoksarelikeu

    5 years ago

    Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes. But seriously, how cool would it be to just climb all over shit and not give a fuck because you're a cat?

    • 96

      Nick

      2 years ago

      agreed, would live to be able to run up shit and hunting birds would be fun.

    • 164

      Anthony

      2 years ago

      And rule the internet with an iron fist

    • 31

      Stijn

      2 years ago

      nice puns

    • 15

      @nze

      2 years ago

      OMG It'd be so gr8!

    • 11

      Haider

      2 years ago

      please dont swear... or i'll report you

    • 19

      Andy ಠ_ಠ

      2 years ago

      but tbh, dogs get pampered and treats and walkies and have a great bond wit their owners...cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food

    • 80

      yourmom78839

      2 years ago

      Haider, shut the hell up. You're a loser. It's the internet people swear. Freedom of speech.

    • 35

      Marco D. Carsana

      2 years ago

      Meow meow meow, meow meow! Meow!!

    • 40

      Kim

      2 years ago

      I would rather be free to go where ever than be stuck on a stupid leash all the time. I could pamper myself. My treat would be sleeping, which is constant. My cats have awesome bonds with my family. Being a dog would kind of be a bummer compared to the life of a cat...

    • 15

      Jarrod

      2 years ago

      Shit I underestimated the value of this question, I demand a do-over

    • 26

      RavingLunatic

      1 year ago

      im a bitch anyway

    • 17

      Macy

      1 year ago

      I own two cats. I wanna jump from the top of the bookcase all the way to the table, too!

    • 11

      Dudugs

      1 year ago

      I would play guitar and make a video called "guitar cat"

    • 16

      Iggy

      1 year ago

      Actually, Dogs are the bitches.

    • 4

      Clark Kent

      1 year ago

      my neighbor got brutely bitten by a cat and had to get stiches

    • 9

      Nicky Martin

      1 year ago

      I'd be as lazy as f***

    • 1

      EdgarAllenWoah

      1 year ago

      you're expected to be nasty

    • 16

      AlexisJane20

      1 year ago

      @ Haider, fuck fuck, fuckity fuck

    • 1

      potatochips

      1 year ago

      I would be one fat mofo

    • 14

      pmaguire13

      1 year ago

      "cats just go out for the day and sleep at te night and only come home for food" uhh hello perfect life right there

    • 8

      wartpig

      1 year ago

      i like dogs more but being a cat would give you awesome skills beyond lay and sit

    • 4

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      1 year ago

      two words, lol cats. there lives must be so awesome.

    • 12

      meowmixrawr

      1 year ago

      I picked dog... don't look at my name.

    • 2

      Paul

      1 year ago

      I enjoy sleeping

    • 10

      98DragonMaster

      1 year ago

      Cats being pussies?What drugs are you one? A cat can beat a dog, cats have both teeth and claws. Dogs have stronger teeth but they can't use their claws to attack. I know that very well because i have a very jealous dog and a spoiled cat. Also cats are like cute little assassins, they can retract their claws and be a sneaky wizard.

    • 8

      BigGucciBoySosa

      1 year ago

      Nobody fucks with a lion.

    • 3

      Wiinked

      1 year ago

      There are lazy dogs that don't give a fuck about anything too you know

    • 3

      margaerytyrell

      1 year ago

      @Wiinked you would still depend on your bosses to get you food and walk you and do anything while when you're a cat you can just go your own way

    • 0

      PaperlessPaper

      1 year ago

      @ewoksarelikeu, I would with your first sentence. And that is exactly why I didn't pick a cat. -_-

    • 3

      Ghaffur Shamz

      1 year ago

      majestic as fuck

    • 5

      MeowPurr

      1 year ago

      Is everyone forgetting that cats are flexible as hell?! Lets steal the food and easily get away through that small fence..

    • 1

      JohnDoe

      1 year ago

      Gonna chase all the cats.

    • 1

      DEcobra11

      1 year ago

      What about running at 90 KM/h mfs?

    • 1

      Jeffrey Renfroe

      1 year ago

      WOOF WOOF

    • 1

      plasmapotato

      1 year ago

      sleeping all day, eating, lying in beds and the owner doesnt care

    • 0

      GeneralP123

      11 months ago

      And get killed by a dog:D

    • 1

      glitchface

      10 months ago

      m'aiq is done talking...

    • 2

      Ridge Wildharber

      9 months ago

      Oh no guys! Haider's gonna report us! D: cough* cough* (sarcasm)

    • 2

      TERMINATOR

      9 months ago

      Cats may be total bitches.. Cats may be total female dogs XD

    • 0

      TERMINATOR

      9 months ago

      Cats may be total bitches.. Cats may be total female dogs XD

    • 1

      Areej

      9 months ago

      ewoksarelikeu: And also live 9 times

    • 1

      lilalk

      8 months ago

      a cat can see in the dark understand and hear mice, are very agile and quick,stealthy hunters but they cannot taste sweets :'C

    • 1

      TheNZkid

      8 months ago

      Dogs are waaaay better and all, but lilalk, Areej, plasmapotato, MeowPurr, amyponds, 98DragonMasterr, wartpig, and MANY MORE!!!

    • 1

      Magic

      8 months ago

      Internet, i command theeee

    • 0

      Hero_Rareheart

      8 months ago

      FUCK WRONG CHOICE I WANTED CAT,

    • 0

      AwesomeUniverse

      7 months ago

      I F*CKING LOVE WARRIOR CATS!!!!! :3

    • 0

      Dalailthis

      7 months ago

      @Andy ಠ_ಠ That's the point... It's awesome to be able to go outside and have your owners be like "...Okay"

    • 0

      Only types 'Pizza'

      7 months ago

      Pizza

    • 0

      Juaniboy Juani

      7 months ago

      what have i done

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      5 months ago

      Nobody likes cats, cats are dicks.

    • 0

      flawless1221

      5 months ago

      I would love to be a cat fuck dogs

    • 0

      TheTrinster

      5 months ago

      "Cats may be big pussies, and total bitches sometimes." Woah. Hold the phone. Cats ain't bitches, that's the dogs.

    • 0

      Ricky

      5 months ago

      Can't forget that night vision tho

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      4 months ago

      GaMERCaT

    • 0

      nancy1111

      4 months ago

      Andy, cats are still treated for. There are also some indoor cats. Also, it says both would treated for equally

    • 0

      Dori

      2 months ago

      'Nice puns' was a pretty generous assessment.

  • 80

    Jim

    5 years ago

    Plus, cats are just better.

    • 61

      canadice

      2 years ago

      ಠ_ಠ

    • 34

      Anthony

      2 years ago

      I chose cats because I can get away with treating my owners like shit and still be well treated for

    • 4

      Jerry

      2 years ago

      i would rather shit outside of the house, more than shit inside

    • 5

      Naturegirl25

      1 year ago

      t(-_-t)

    • 2

      Mr C Hutty

      1 year ago

      No they aren't you retard dogs are smarter you can actually do stuff with them they can understand us cats don't sit when you say and dogs are a mans best friend

    • 1

      1stwarror

      1 year ago

      "Hey, want to bring your pet cat with my dog to do some police work?"

    • 4

      MooCow

      1 year ago

      Cats and dogs both have their due merits. They aren't so different that we need to argue like children over them. I love cats. I love dogs. They're both great. I would rather be an Irish Wolfhound. @Mr C Hutty Both dogs and cats can be trained. M dog knows over 100 tricks and my cat over 70. So it really depends. Of course an animal isn't born trained. Apparently you couldn't be bothered to try. Either way, cats rule, dogs rule, peace out.

    • 0

      AwesomeGabriel

      1 year ago

      cats are evil

  • 46

    Stolkmen

    4 years ago

    I hate cats.

  • 35

    killmenow666

    4 years ago

    cats do whatever they want. who trains their cat? not many people. who trains their dog? many people.

    • 12

      Vesko

      2 years ago

      Cats are not intelligent enough to be trained. Like chickens and sheep.

    • 15

      @nze

      2 years ago

      Who trains cats? POKEMON TRAINERS!

    • 19

      Gryx

      2 years ago

      Vesko, have you even been near a cat? You have no idea what you're talking about

    • 4

      appel

      2 years ago

      Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?

    • 2

      appel

      2 years ago

      Thow about a nice car ride, stupid cat?

    • 5

      MooCow

      1 year ago

      I've trained my cat over 70 tricks! Don't say that they're stupid because you're either too dense to try or you are too dense to use a cat training method rather than dog training methods.

    • 5

      ginny weasly

      1 year ago

      @Vesko, cats are way more intelligent. you dont see dogs as agile either

    • 5

      Stikenir

      1 year ago

      A cat dosen't get trained just because it dosen't care, idiot.

    • 4

      Shelby

      1 year ago

      Vesko, cats are very intelligent, sometimes even more so than dogs. My cat learned her name much faster than my dog did. So, it's not that cats can't be trained. It's that they don't want to be.

    • 0

      Maddin Frosch

      3 months ago

      Cats often know exactly what you want from them and they often decide to ignore you.

  • 27

    Mary

    2 years ago

    Cats are better. They're smarter, more agile, and independent. And plus, it'd be great to do whatever I want and go wherever I want without being held on a leash.

    • 4

      Nexus0ne

      2 years ago

      I doubt that they're smarter. It is difficult to train a cat, but not so for dogs.

    • 21

      Jessie Sofen

      2 years ago

      Cats are actually highly trainable. Humans just don't want to take the time to train their felines because cats have stubborn and high-strung tendencies. Cats like it their way, and not what their human wants. Hence why cats own you, not you own the cats.

    • 5

      Nele

      2 years ago

      My friend has a cat who can give a paw and roll over when asked.

    • 2

      Thea T.

      1 year ago

      Nexus0ne, dogs do whatever their owners tell them to do, while cats refuse to. Cats are independent, dogs are needy. Period.

    • 1

      WoofWoofMolly

      8 months ago

      Why must my pets be so weird...My cat always meows at me and needs something while my dog just lays in the corner and sleeps, and every time I let my dog out, she never fails to leave a dead rat, bird, squirrel, or whatever laying around... I love them both though. Cats and dogs are equal in my eyes

  • 21

    TheThinker

    3 years ago

    Cats actually have the ability to hunt alone and are more agile than dogs.

    • 4

      Stickman47

      2 years ago

      What are you talking about? Well cared environment, why would you be hunting for food. And honestly, no one is scared of a house cat.

    • 1

      MooCow

      1 year ago

      Dogs too. Sic my doggie on an empty field (or so I thought) and you'll be bathing blood off him tonight.

  • 16

    Shay Perkins

    2 years ago

    It would be awesome if I was a k9 cop dog or a hunting dog.

  • 16

    pollpo

    3 years ago

    Cats aren't that big of a pussy as you may think, but they are smarter and choose their fights wisely. i've seen my cat take on a bunch of animals. mostly other cats but shes beaten a couple of foxes and dogs. if she can't take em head on she would climb up a tree and pounce on their back.

    • 12

      WackoSlacko

      2 years ago

      Dude... You just broke Rule #1 of Animal Fight Club!

    • 8

      Emily Spicer

      1 year ago

      Wait wait wait, smarter? Dogs and cats are equally as smart, sorry to tell you. Dogs can understand more human speech then cats can, but cats are also incredibly smart, as well as dumb. I've seen cats so the same stupid things over and over again, not learning from their prior mistakes. Cats can be really stupid, as stupid as dogs are traditionally seen as.

    • 3

      Thea T.

      1 year ago

      Cats take care of themselves, while dogs need a leader ( an alpha) to guide them. Cats are smarter in solving problems alone, dogs in solving problems in a team.

  • 15

    Cait

    5 years ago

    id be allergic to myself, but i find cats very sophisticated.

    • 1

      Shelby

      1 year ago

      This morning, my kitten jumped onto my dvr, fell off and took it with her, ran into the bathroom, ran away from something that only she could see, and then proceeded to climb the curtains. I wouldn't call them sophisticated.

  • 14

    bones

    3 years ago

    woof *pants and wags tail*

  • 13

    MrHolycow

    2 years ago

    Squirrel!

  • 13

    projects8an

    3 years ago

    Not a single F*ck was given that day.

    • 3

      @nze

      2 years ago

      especially to you, i guess

  • 12

    shelbysahara

    3 years ago

    I'm Egyptian, so I'm partial to cats. Plus, cats just get to do whatever the fuck they want, sounds like my kind of life.

  • 11

    Crissy

    2 years ago

    Dogs > Cats

  • 10

    chris9898

    2 years ago

    i may go on le vacation

  • 9

    SoupDragon

    2 years ago

    EVERYBODY WANTS TO BEEEEE A CAT!

    • 0

      SupremeInferno

      4 months ago

      62% disagree. Also, accidentally clicked the wrong button. ...Ah well, it's late at night and my brain is half asleep. It happens.

  • 9

    TehSpaceSnake

    2 years ago

    As much as I agree that a dogs life is sweeter because more people love dogs, and as sad as it is a lot of people torture cats (as do with dogs but higher percentage with cats). One of the main things is because of the black cat superstition people are stupid and end up killing them for that reason. I would rather share the pain with the cats than live a cushy life being a puppy. Plus I like cats style better they don't live in groups and prefer to love one person and be alone, I love to be alone. Not only that but a cats meow is plesent and silent, a dogs bark is kind of loud and annoying.

    • 2

      NeonCat

      1 year ago

      Cats lived a harder life that dogs, they are the real tough survives in the wild.

  • 8

    Morgan

    2 years ago

    loyal and man's best friend vs. intelligent and have 9 lives.... obvious choice

    • 4

      tombomberzorz

      2 years ago

      Dogs are technically more intelligent than cats, according to a study.

  • 8

    Jordy

    2 years ago

    meow

  • 8

    Amanda

    2 years ago

    I would make the cutest dog ever.

  • 8

    wonderbung

    3 years ago

    I prefer dogs as pets, but cats are far more agile.

  • 7

    Skylar

    2 years ago

    5 reasons you should consider becoming a cat: Free food, free rent, sleep as long as you want to, look great with no effort, license to kill.

  • 6

    Septizvi

    1 year ago

    Dogs are total retards. Cats are elegant and intelliigent

  • 6

    acpimp

    2 years ago

    Cat's are fuckin' badasses.

  • 6

    Morgan Marie

    2 years ago

    cats are far superior

  • 6

    wangnuggets

    2 years ago

    9 lives!! For cat

  • 5

    Tamna Cat

    1 year ago

    Dogs- STUPID GAYSHITS Cats: LORDS!

  • 5

    Alexander Addison

    1 year ago

    Dogs lick their balls and roll in poop.

    • 1

      Emily Spicer

      1 year ago

      Cats lick their own balls as well and cough up disgusting hair balls.

  • 5

    PrincessLuna

    2 years ago

    Not all cats are mean...some are really sweet and no one gives them cedit for that. Plus cats have way more skills

  • 5

    John

    2 years ago

    I mistakenly clicked be a dog

  • 5

    David Bell

    2 years ago

    Im alergic to cats, but who cares?!?!? I LOVE THEM! well i love dogs too, but if im a cat, i cant be alergic to myself!

  • 5

    LoyalJoker

    2 years ago

    Cat all the way.

  • 5

    Jousis

    2 years ago

    Sleep 20 hrs a day, and it's perfectly acceptable to get high off catnip.

  • 5

    Zach Dunn

    5 years ago

    Being that I'm allergic to cats, my answer is a no-brainer.

  • 4

    Cross

    1 year ago

    Taking over bitches mind by how cute you are will be so easy as a cat.

  • 4

    jasmg7

    2 years ago

    Cats are so awesome! They are way more agile . Also cats are so sassy! They do whatever they want! Dogs have to obey their master. Fricken robots. So whatever , MEOW!

  • 4

    Cassmonsta

    2 years ago

    Have fun running around, fetching shit, and chasing your own tail while im over here lazing around, having servants, and being cute with no effort. (Also imma karma train) and dont tell me dogs are smarter than cats because thats not true.

    • 1

      Emily Spicer

      1 year ago

      You are right! Both animals are equally as smart. Im not sure where the areas where cats are smarter, but i do know that dogs will understand more human speech then cats do, and truly understand the words. I've been told cats only understand tone of voice. However, Cats are just as smart as dogs.

  • 4

    James Walsh

    2 years ago

    Dogs have owners, cats have staff

  • 4

    James Walsh

    2 years ago

    I PREFER dogs, but lets face it, being a cat would kick ass.

  • 4

    blazingpelt

    2 years ago

    Mrrow :3

  • 4

    Ethan

    2 years ago

    Either not be able to resist chasing a ball or give zero fucks. I choose giving zero fucks.

  • 3

    Redditorr

    1 year ago

    Cats rule the internet bitches

  • 3

    Pharanim

    2 years ago

    Be a dog and everyone tells you what to do.... Be a cat and u get away with everything just because you are cute...

  • 3

    Paul Guy

    2 years ago

    MEOW

  • 3

    Solochewer

    2 years ago

    Considering cats are scientifically proven to be more intellegent than dogs, live longer, arent held down by the bonds of training, and actually know what theyre doing, i choose cats.

  • 3

    SirNarwhal

    2 years ago

    Has anyone read the book "Warriors?" I would love to be in a clan of cats!

  • 3

    Franjo

    2 years ago

    Sleep all day, then eat and shit. Repeat the next day.

  • 3

    RyoZex

    2 years ago

    Get high off catnip. NUFF SAID!

  • 3

    Isabelle

    2 years ago

    I'm definitely a dog person, but as a cat you'd be able to do so many cooler things

  • 2

    theepicpotatokiller

    1 year ago

    being a fourlegged ninja with 9 lives and getting food everytime i crave it? yes please

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