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To the point where it controls your life.

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  • 96

    CletusJenkins

    4 years ago

    How many people died in a smoking and driving accident last year?

    • 223

      Winged Tutor

      2 years ago

      Three people.

    • 86

      Scott

      2 years ago

      doesn't say you're a stupid heavy drinker. i don't like lung cancer

    • 12

      Merovean

      2 years ago

      I try to hit people when driving and smoking, but even if i turn off all the lights they still see the glow.

    • 8

      Vesko

      2 years ago

      16 billion.

    • 41

      Devon Sait

      2 years ago

      To be a heavy drinker to the point that it controls your life would surely mean you'd lose self control, not to mention a job and and respect people may have had for you. If smoking controlled your life you'd just have a croaky voice and age faster. BOTH will kill you.

    • 8

      randyisawesome

      2 years ago

      Good luck dealing with lung cancer

    • 27

      .......SUPRISE......

      2 years ago

      90 percent of heavy smokers die from it that really sucks plus im a heavy drinker... of water!

    • 6

      Alejandro J Quintani

      2 years ago

      at least i dont make people consume alcohol when they dont want there are no passive drinkers right?

    • 4

      Seth

      1 year ago

      How many people died from... just smoking?

    • 1

      Ben Uklist

      1 year ago

      how many people die of cancer last year

    • 21

      froggy123000

      1 year ago

      everyone who's saying "have fun with cancer" etc, heavy drinking can give you cancer as well... drinking WILL kill you too, and you can't function in society as a heavy drinker, it dominates your life and destroys every relationship around you. Heavy smoking does as well, but you won't ruin every relationship you ever make...

    • 8

      John Welch

      1 year ago

      Have fun with cirrhosis and constantly smelling like sweet pickles. I'll take e-cigarettes and avoid most of the really bad effects.

    • 9

      Darien

      1 year ago

      No one said you had to be smoking cigarettes. Could be smoking weed, or anything for that matter.

    • 1

      Berwind24

      1 year ago

      Smoking would kill me as is. asthma.

    • 0

      Hive Berserker

      1 year ago

      How many died of lung and mouth cancer?

    • 0

      Bryant

      1 year ago

    • 0

      Zaltys

      1 year ago

      How many people died because they smoked in bed? Answer: lots.

    • 0

      Matt

      1 year ago

      how many drinkers die with lung cancer

    • 7

      Max

      1 year ago

      It never said it had to be alcohol

    • 0

      katnissmellark

      1 year ago

      How many people died in car accidents or ruined relationships? People that consume lots of alcohol.

    • 0

      FinMagotti

      1 year ago

      Well umm...both result in earlier death and heartbreak...going for the smoker

    • 0

      Yoyo756

      1 year ago

      How many people hate the smell of smoke and how many people died of lung cancer

    • 0

      Emma

      1 year ago

      Yeah, three. Just don't drive while drinking, and you'll be fine! And u won't die way easily if ur careful.

    • 0

      TheIdiotKing

      10 months ago

      E-cigarettes

    • 2

      Handies

      10 months ago

      Shit, I should chose Drinker, didn't say what I was drinking. Water Bitch :D

    • 0

      DeeDee

      7 months ago

      How many people died from smoking related causes last year? Or even every day?

    • 1

      Gonçalo

      7 months ago

      12,5 people ?

    • 0

      Brady Bargren

      5 months ago

      Demoman FTW!

    • 0

      PHIGGZ

      5 months ago

      as much as i pay ur mom for suckin ma dick

    • 0

      Mysticbutterflies

      4 months ago

      I could be a heavy weed smoker.

    • 0

      fyn4444

      2 months ago

      Dunno

    • 0

      Utah G

      2 months ago

      aww man clicked the wrong one. drinking doesnt giv u lung cancer

  • 28

    kieradee0526

    2 years ago

    weed?

  • 14

    erinsprinkles

    3 years ago

    I'm with you Cletus, I would much rather be able to be competent at my job, and be able to have a relationship with my family. Heavy drinking is a scary thing.

  • 12

    some jewish dude

    2 years ago

    OMG be a heavy smoker of weed and cigs... sounds fine to me. you can die of drinking too much

    • 12

      CAL

      2 years ago

      AND YOU CAN'T DIE FROM SMOKING? RIGHT. 8/

    • 4

      Reed

      1 year ago

      you can't die from smoking weed

    • 1

      calbags

      1 year ago

      You can if you're allergic.

  • 8

    killmenow666

    4 years ago

    how many people developed lung cancer last year?

    • 10

      Reed

      1 year ago

      1 word... weed

    • 1

      LeBatman

      1 year ago

      **misclicked** okay, I just wrote a really long list of reasons why marijuana, but I accidentally left the page and list the text... ._. Anyway, bottom line, reed is an idiot.

    • 1

      LeBatman

      1 year ago

      *why marijuana is stupid**

    • 1

      Jacob Dennison

      6 months ago

      Good luck beating your kids ya drunk ;D haha but seriously, if you ask me, thats way worse than hurting myself, so I'd rather get myself killed smoking then hurt my kids thank you very much, and also you can get cancer from drinking derr.

    • 0

      ButHitlerisDead

      1 month ago

      How many families were torn apart by alcoholic relatives? Smoking may destroy you, but drinking destroys everyone around you.

    • 0

      ButHitlerisDead

      1 month ago

      How many families were torn apart by alcoholic relatives? Smoking may destroy you, but drinking destroys everyone around you.

  • 7

    namnog

    2 years ago

    drinking is bad but smoking is just terrible

  • 6

    overtherainbow

    3 years ago

    Lung cancer or damaged liver.... one can be replaced easier. guess. plus im irish and russian so... I could take it. easy.

  • 5

    Sándor Uzonyi

    2 years ago

    That was a hard one, but since i dont drink constantly, like i smoke, my decision was made after all.

  • 5

    Crissy

    2 years ago

    I hate both, but I find alcohol more tolerable, not by much though.

  • 5

    Mads Lehmann Broe

    2 years ago

    i'm already a heavy drinker. so yeah -.-

  • 4

    Manuel Alejandro Leon

    1 year ago

    Smoke what....?

  • 1

    Vanquisher

    4 weeks ago

    i don't think a girl wants a drunk guy 24/7

  • 3

    MacKenzie

    1 year ago

    You can get the stench of alcohol off but smoking reeks and makes your teeth yellow

  • 3

    Jac Kight

    2 years ago

    I'd be a heavy smoker of weed.

  • 3

    WentwoJ

    2 years ago

    Marijuana=D

  • 3

    seanpitt

    2 years ago

    deaths/accidents from alcohol= a lot deaths/accidents from marijuana= a shit ton of 0

  • 2

    rachel

    1 year ago

    it's lung cancer vs. liver cancer. i really don't want either but lungs are just a little bit more essential for living!!

  • 2

    Raphael Motta

    1 year ago

    Lungs over liver

  • 2

    Jack Brown

    1 year ago

    I'm a heavy milk drinker.

  • 2

    OHNOitsNICHOLAS

    1 year ago

    Doesn't say what you're smoking...

  • 2

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    2 years ago

    I'm already both?

  • 2

    GareBear

    2 years ago

    The smell. I can't stand the smell.

  • 2

    xereeto

    2 years ago

    I am opposed to both... but you can turn into a real asshole when you're drunk...

  • 2

    MyNameIsKali

    2 years ago

    I'd smoke some weed.

  • 2

    Shmoo

    3 years ago

    I really hate smoking, but as a heavy drinker you can't function as good as a heavy smoker. No driving, no working, ..

  • 2

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    id prefer pit smoke over cigs though... at least id cure myself of basically everything instead of giving myself lung cancer

    • 1

      Baddie

      2 years ago

      I would pick that one in heartbeat.

  • 1

    Ceyhun Nidai

    4 months ago

    I wouldn't want to be a heavy drinker, being a lightweight will be cheaper to get drunk

  • 0

    Freya

    1 week ago

    My granddad and late grandma were both heavy smokers and my granddad still is. My granddad is in perfect health at the age of 90.

  • 0

    Frazry

    1 week ago

    But smoke what? They weren't specific, so weed it is and that never hurt no one

  • 0

    Frazry

    1 week ago

    But smoke what? They weren't specific, so weed it is and that never hurt no one

  • 0

    Ausar

    1 week ago

    It doesn't say what you drink

  • 0

    Villanous bolt

    2 weeks ago

    I drink water...

  • 0

    mimisxiii

    2 weeks ago

    I don't want black lungs

  • 0

    trapgod

    2 weeks ago

    If smoking weed then yes if smoking cigs then no

  • 0

    Whitehawk1321

    3 weeks ago

    it dose't say drink alchochol. i can just drink raspberry juice all day :D

  • 0

    very mad guy

    4 weeks ago

    Nikolai

  • 0

    Gwatahtah

    1 month ago

    it dosent say achohol I'll just chug some water

  • 0

    Gwatahtah

    1 month ago

    it dosent say achohol I'll just chug some water

  • 0

    dfd722

    1 month ago

    It didnt say i have to drink alchol

  • 0

    ReJzan Louisa

    1 month ago

    Smoke weed

  • 0

    xpumpkin<3

    1 month ago

    Heavy drinker of what? Water? :P

  • 0

    KrazyKid132

    1 month ago

    Cigerettes are cheaper

  • 1

    CrossbredPanic

    1 year ago

    I just chose what I already am, plus drinking all together contributes to the most deaths in total

  • 1

    I'm just waiting for the Doctor

    1 year ago

    I mean, smoking what?

  • 1

    José Fonseca

    1 year ago

    Marijuana.

  • 1

    LordCatnip

    1 year ago

    Heavy Drinkers break families.

  • 0

    Hairy Bassist

    1 month ago

    Pot smoker, that is :P

  • 1

    ilovethedoctor77

    1 year ago

    HA! IT DOESNT SAY WHAT YOU DRINK!!!! Smoothie-holics!

  • 1

    ilovethedoctor77

    1 year ago

    I'd rather not have stomach cancer, lung cancer, gum cancer.... yeah. drinking is easier to quit.

  • 1

    Kobil J Shakur

    1 year ago

    I'm both

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