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TreVonn W.
the average person blinks like 100,000 times a week or something like that soo uhh yeah lets go with the robot
Raxing
we are moving all the time, so you would make constant robot noise
Asti02
but imagine how would you sound when you have sex
Dudugs
Imagine dancing the robot!
xHarriz
Blinking = moving though right? Anyway I wanna sound like a robot
steve
you would make robot noises when you blink as well as other movements
tiffany
i would not sleep well as a robot noise, since i move in my sleep. and your eyes are closed no noise.
biggs
@Asti02 The person you were having sex with would think you are taking pics of them...thats kind of creepy
Karl Kond
In sex when using robot voices it would be like this: *robot voice* *AHH* Ärobot voice* *AHHHH* :P
Nikolai0169
you move with the earth, the earth moves with the sun, the sun moves with the milky way. need more to say? also, the camara thing sounds just realy cool
pinetree
>but imagine how would you sound when you have sex Makes it even more awesome.
Xethycutty
Oh hel-*CLICK*-lo. It's m-*CLICK*-e. So, h-*CLICK*-ow's the d-*CLICK*-ay?
Alex
One word:trolololololololololololololololol
Alex
Also he didnt say how loud it would be
George
I will be a slender man
mads
GO TERMINATOR
Annik
blinking IS moving
AlexGK
I like the sound of a camera shutter. Soooooo.
TakeruDavis
Even blinking is a movement, so technically...
Jerron Brown
28,800 times a day
lilzaratata
@Asti02 your comment made me choose this,
Trenton Worthy
I am the Terminator!
Jesa
Imagine all the pranks I could make! *blink* "HUH?! DID SOMEONE JUST TAKE A PIC OF ME?!"
Louis
boop bot me robot
Chuck Norris
and when you fart its dubstep!
Nathy435
161280 times a week (24 hours a day)
bubbledipper
this 2 last questions are just how to be annoying
UnfamousYouTuber
u r like always moving but not always blinking
Jonathan
If you blink you are practically moving.
Section
Somehing's in my eye ! Oh fuck those noises !!!!
The Person.
Bruh you blink when you move.
Ben L. Davis
What about Data from Star Trek, he makes no noise? All androids are robots but not all robots are androids.
Nathan
I sit on my ass all day so yeaa i dont really care xD
Undescore_
your heart is a muscle thats constanly moving, that means constant robot noises
Salva
an average person moves 10 billion times a week so lets go with the camera noises
RexNITRO
I like idea making camera shutter sounds
i luv this name
exactly pepole don't think about this
Bob.3electric
I'd really annoy people around me
Alexa
Everyone would get ready for a photo then i just blink. Never said i wouldnt take a photo upon blinking.
Little chicky
Um no that is not correct
DoubleMoustache
You'd make noises when you blink, even. You move so much.. it'd be way more noises, and I'd argue more obnoxious ones.. and blinking is moving.
nywies
dang i can't keep up with my blinking
Rythmbot
You don't have to make them, they happen automatically
Daemon
To be honest if I had to have one, I'd rather have both ;)
4chan
Ladies.
Dudugs
@Grammar Nazi You're fake!
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
like i dont do that already
Crunch
I just think it would sound cool to blink and make clicking noises.
BloodyKnives
Damn that would be so fuckin' cool
DuckTummy
Think of all the pranks you could do. Having sex? Make it sound like someone's snapping a picture of your/their mayonnaise.
finiteBytes
Who says I don't make robot noises already. Beep boop.
TiffanyEyes
I like that this one is completely split 50/50... Robot noises are way cooler and change more than a camera click
jmanaterjose
Dubstep man. Dubstep
Dudugs
I would dance the robot!!!
Darkstar
That would get annoying, plus you'd make a robot noise whenever you blinked anyways.
namnog
it would be aswome to make robot noise when i move so ya robots rule!
publicmasturbator123
it would be awesome doing the robot dance move
ignore_my_boner
camera shutters would be weird in a public bathroom
tiffany
just don't blink when you pee!
wartpig
that would be awesome. people would get all freaked out. then you canbe all "where is that cammera.... i think we are being watched ." and really mess with people. CHAOS
Minn23
you blink all the time: if you blink with camera sounds, that's that. If every time you move you make robot noises, it works for blinking too, since it's moving your eyes. ither just blinking or everything! THINK PEOPLE!
MarkTheGr8
no.. YOU think. First, blinking is not moving your eyes, it's moving your eyelids. Secondly, the question is obviously intended to mean move your whole body, such as walking a step, lift your arm etc.
ur_moms_mornin_kok
markthe8 is a fag
ur_moms_mornin_kok
@markthegr8 their gonna catch u masterbating like a homosexual robot
Dudugs
beep beep boop dem internert perverts beep beep boop
ErrMeGeerd
@MarkTheGr8 I think you're right. I dont think the guy who made the comment means every single thing when u move. But that also means that just cuz every body disagrees doesn't mean they get to make fun of you, swear at you, and say you do disgusting things when you probably don't. That is the problem with our society... Just because someone disagrees.
i heart chainsaw
I would preffer both
Stacey
argh i clicked the wrong one, i meant to click the robot :(
Ryan
I could learn how to dance the Robot really well and go to Vegas and get famous.
overtherainbow
I could be an awesome dancer, but i would just try to be still in meetings. you HAVE to blink....
chimichanga
That would be so cool
Jac Kight
It would be just like JP from grandma's boy. So it would be funny as shit.
Ruben Olivares
I was thinking the same thing.
Lisa
50/50! =O
cuck
not anymore
BenjaminShoe8
It would be so cool sounding like a camera!
yuvraj chhokar
Video gamers have it easier
TOASTER_JESUS
blinking is moving checkmate bitch
jasmg7
So awesome i can ruler of the robot dance!
grantaire
You can get around this with winking.
eggertnielson
I want both. Can I?
Fanjitux
Denied.
jazzhands
I messed up. Imagine how cool you would be when dancing, and having the robot noises sound.
ErrMeGeerd
Sorry i commented to the wrong comment. Is the one with Marktheg8
DoUNoDeWei
Mo-ve Like-A ro-bot!! eeh aah eeh ooh creeeak I changed my mind
TalkaBout
You constantly move...BLINKING IS MOVING...IDIOTS
Austin
Robots can be silent so loophole
Laura
58% of people don't realise how fudging cool this would be!!
Fez
Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto!
ThePaintedLady
Keep the memories in your head lol
Kat
Just make them really, really, quietly.
Terrence
even blinking is a movement, checkmate noobs
Gir
Think about what happens when you try to sleep.
Rodney Bishop
YOU COULD BEAT-BOX WITH YOUR EYES!!!
sodmgbram
Try to be hot for a girl. When you wink she thinks you maked a picture of her boobs!
Eduardo Godoy
MAKED
Shingeki
This would make masturbation much more fun.
the dark jester
i would use my powers for evil
EisbestNotCocky!
Think about it blink as much as u move !
DeadStupid
blinking is moving. Either you make noises constantly or just when blinking.
Smiler204
I cant even count how many times i gave seen this......
petterk98
at least u can sleep then
Airoe
BEEP BLORP BOOP MOTHEAFUCKA
Andres Zabala
Make Daft Punk sounds
Robert Pino
BEEP BOOP
May
its cool omg
StrongerTD
Every time my dad moves he makes robot noises lol
secondlastk
You would make everyone around you really paranoid
secondlastk
You would make everyone around you really paranoid
Efecan Duraçe
and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...
Efecan Duraçe
and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...
Efecan Duraçe
and everyone around you slap or punch you because they think you as a psycho or a pervert...
Matthew Robinson
That would be so much fun to blink!
Skylar
I'm a spy camera.
beccaBANDICOOT
Imagine dancing the robot at a rave
Jaysus
At first i thought that both would be equally annoying, but then i remembered that modern day camera shutters are close to silent