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eah
Already got one, clearly this is not going to affect my life.
p01arb33r
Elyssssse hassss a lisssssp
surfinglucifer
like Grimeth
Eli C
@p01arb33r that's not a lithp.
Jorge
WATSKY!
Franny
already got one too
nigg
fucking homo
Shaco Clone
Voice Acting i can get a lisp myself then change it to normal Shaco
Max
I ave zee lispy accent. Zis is terrible!
abitherabii
@Max, are you French?
Kat
Kinda already have one. Well... I should say I have a st-st-stutter and a lithp.
James Scheuerman
I would get a voice coach to make me sound like Bane
Chuck Norris
Meow
Tamlen
Already have a lazy eye, so. :(
Tamlen
Actually.. I have strabismus.. not the same thing technically. Shit. Now I'll have a double retarded eye.
Jeiynx
Yeah and I already have a slight lazy eye
dumbass Sam
I have a lazy eye
Elizabeth Kamau
Mee too
Connor
@eah @Franny *have one
KittiCat9000
Only if it comth with a fang.
Evalgra
*puts on shades* You got a problem, son?
Herrow?
Plus you can look at tits without the women think its on purpose
shawn
me too
Black Claw
Wouldn't be as annoying, and it would come in handy for cheating on tests.
Jeffrey Neville
I have a lazy eye lol.
Birch
LOL
Deadpool
Imagine saying Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with a lisp. Funniest. Thing. Ever.
Josh Hartshorne
I've already got lazy eye
Daniel
+Chuck Norriss You are the meaning of my life.
blazem1234
I'm literally blind in my "lazy eye".
TheFracturedRuby
Lisps are cool
dude101thecooles
Look drunk on accident, yes please
Arachnaut
phhh
Naxei
THith was very easy to dethide.
Noah
do you want to be my boy friend
Someone hated.
1: I have a lazy eye anyway 2: I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH LISP, MAKE ME FEEL TEH PAAAIN!
zxchara14
got one from falling off a doctors table
Spirit the 73rd
Same xD
Firebomb34
I have both a lazy right eye and a lisp with my r's
Majority
ssᴀᴍᴇ
Drew
Having a lift wont affect your life at all I promithe
Big D
Its easy to fix
SnazziestPants
I already have a very small lazy eye on the left, and it's the reason why I wear glasses. I've been told that the glasses make me look better. =P
Blaine
I think that the fact that your eye is very small is much worse than the fact that it is lazy. How small are we talking? Is it bigger than a cat's eye?
Dominic
blaine! haha! im cracking up!
Samuel Willems
Rofl @Blaine xD
YoureAlwaysWrong
I just wear sunglasses
Evalgra
*puts on shades* I totally agree.
Alexis Reyes
I have a lazy eye....It not ugly at all
Terminus
same Also, I heard more often about people laughing at humans who have a lisp than about people laughing at persons with glasses. And many humans will rather consider you intelligent.
grolarbearsarelife
I don't know what a lisp is
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2wag
MAC7
sol wwhat are you doin on this site
ಠ_ಠ
kausus, you have just disgraced your family and failed the internet, please refrain to just being a massive toolbox in reality
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Dear Mr./Mrs. ಠ_ಠ, I sincerely apologize for my 11-month-old infringement upon society. I did not realize you were among the ranks of the "Fun Police" and promise it will not happen again. Best regards, Kausus
FourLimos
CAPTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Kounari
:33 < sollux!
Samuel Willems
@MAC7 Makes perfect sense to me...
Fly Guy
Don't let him ruin your 2wag!
ThanatosRune7
ii thought ii wa2 the only home2tuck here!!
Crashaunt
liip2 for the wiin!
Purple Atma
you don't become sollux just because you have a lisp...
Johnathan Little
I have both...
blackenedchi
i'd probably just get a job as a security guard. everyone with think i am watching them. :)
Madhatter
xD or a teacher . "I'm watching you... ALL of you. " while your also typing on a computer.
Mysticbutterflies
Okay this was hilarious.
warface363
lazy eye can be cured by video games!
Jazz Williams
i wish!
Evalgra
Or caused. Just sayin.
Jessica Grace Barber
Already have one. I'm used to it, and it's not really bad :P
Mimi
I think lisps are cute.
BillyBob
It's called speech therapy....
loubob
iit2 called beiing 2wag
Skyfa11
Hehe already got a lazy eye, laser eye surgery and glasses fix the problem
lisbeth
have the lii2p. be 2ollux (I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry.)
Neeuk
Captor, get out! Pfft.
Isaac Edwards
one word. EYEPATCH.
sparta_the_cat
manly manly eyepatches
hollyskyes
WHAT'2 WRONG WIITH LII2PIING
The Grand Highblood
ii actually wouldn't miind a li2p 2ollux handle2 iit pretty well
nike412
i chose lisp because i already got a lazy eye of how much i smoke weed
Elizabeth
you can go to jail for smoking weed
Victoria Paukova
SOLLUX VOICE ACTING HERE I COME! (If you didn't know Sollux is an epic character from Homestuck who has a lisp.)
dani
ahh i immediately thought of him!!
Samuel Willems
Kausus kinda beat you to it... Anyone who deserves to know who Sollux is would've figured it out after reading his comment.
poopsandchuckles
i already have both what is this
stijnas
I can wear an eyepatch now
Violeta Ordonez
A lisp because I could get trained to not have it . Not so sure about the lazy eye.
Ami Maves
Lazy eyes are easily trained by wearing an eye patch.
livtr
my friend had a lazy eye and got it fixed with surgery
Colewashere
I already have a lazy eye
arham
that game was good
EitherYou
I Could just fix my lisp.
FandomNerd
Sollux!
ThanatosRune7
HOLY THIT IM THOLLUX CAPTOR
gold
Funny thing I already have a lazy eye
name
I think both of mine are lazy eyes
potterheadd
Lisps are cute
Useless Replyer
You aren't
Airoe
Thuck it
Isaac Willcox
A lisp could build character!
Jorge
WATSKY!
NylonSkye
Lazy eyes are unnerving for people because you try not to look at it. Kind of like a train wreck or avoiding looking at Medusa so you don't get turned to stone.
Nick B.
Tholution: wear thunglatheth all the time. You can't hide a lithp.
Morgan Marie
I already have one :(
schrammtastic
would drive myself insane lisps drive me crazy
Seiger95
thom yorke is sexy!
Kylie
Lisps are hot
fluffy unicornz
I already have a lazy eye so...
loubob
ill be sollux
Deez nuts
what kind of question is that
M0lt3n$wag
i could look at 2 things at once
AnimeDuck
so live my life normal
Lee
Lisps aren't that bad... I have one, and now it's just a joke among my friends and family.
Minyoung
Well tbh, I'd rather have a lisp but guess what? I already had one since I was born.
Ryan Hanlon
Exshuse me shir how you thish wonderful evening?
LegendaryRex
At night
miss_kawaii_potato
Urrr lazy eye. You could freak people out by going up to someone random, making your eye go off, then saying "HELOOOOO!!!" In a pedo voice. Hahaha! For da lolz
alexm_xox
Already got a lazy eye and I hate it :/ I would rather have a lisp
Ray Urbassik
I already have a lisp
Gracein
Humans have two eyes for a reason
Martin Boyle
Already have a Lazy eye :(
dinokitty
I have both (/.\)
Ahmed Kamal
i have a lisp . i can't say the difference between s and th