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59% Get an Atomic Wedgie

41% Get a Swirly

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Get an Atomic Wedgie
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Get a Swirly

Bully

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Next time remember your lunch money!

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340 comments

  • 164

    Brendan

    7 years ago

    Question: Is there poo in the toilet?

  • 16

    simplequeen

    4 years ago

    I'm not wearing underwear.

  • 16

    chickedy2534

    4 years ago

    I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P

  • 11

    Zambsew

    4 years ago

    Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up. A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.

    • 2

      Max

      3 years ago

      What if there's sh!t in there

    • 3

      ghost pajamas

      3 years ago

      You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.

    • 8

      Courtney Jackson

      2 years ago

      ^ i can imagine. 'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'

    • 0

      mitchellthepervert

      10 months ago

      It only good if u ass a big!!!!!! so im 24 and what the ass a size ual

  • 8

    97ajf

    3 years ago

    Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.

  • 8

    Malea

    5 years ago

    i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!

    • 13

      Antiriku

      4 years ago

      Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.

    • 10

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 3

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 2

      Nicole

      2 years ago

      I've had an atomic wedgie, bra connection wedgie that lasted all day because its hard to undo and i had to go to school. At school i got a swirly because my back of my shirt went up and some girls saw. Wedgie is better... i almost drowned ):

    • 2

      Devin Niehaus

      1 year ago

      @Nicole sorry to hear that :(

  • 7

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.

  • 6

    Pseudonymous Bosch

    3 years ago

    I'm a girl

  • 5

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    4 years ago

    idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater

  • 1

    Piebro234

    1 week ago

    Any day i'll take pain over getting shoved in a toilet that probably (since no one at school flushes) is full of poop and pee.

  • 5

    wavymouth

    5 years ago

    and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!

  • 4

    Newmetalfriend

    3 years ago

    The bathrooms in my school, not so clean

  • 4

    Fame

    4 years ago

    I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them

  • 3

    WindigoGaming87

    1 year ago

    That is why I use a code for my lunch money. KISS IT, BULLY!!!

  • 3

    Sumocolt768

    3 years ago

    then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass

  • 0

    Deathunterz

    2 days ago

    Sadly had both happen

  • 0

    Taqwelamilk

    1 week ago

    LOL

  • 2

    bobsaget101

    3 years ago

    False... The bully would get the wedgy

  • 2

    Brdie

    3 years ago

    just pretend they flushed before

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    4 years ago

    Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D

  • 2

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    At least you're not catching a disease

  • 2

    iloveglobes

    5 years ago

    Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.

  • 0

    Ave

    2 weeks ago

    Toilets are more sanitary than you'd think. I don't want to literally bust my balls with the other option.

  • 0

    Logan

    2 weeks ago

    germaphobe thinga majig

  • 0

    Everbelg

    2 weeks ago

    Hey

  • 0

    Everbelg

    2 weeks ago

    E

  • 0

    zombie lady

    3 weeks ago

    it is the best place to get slapped BUTT

  • 0

    phoenixdarkfire

    3 weeks ago

    who the f!ck pick a swirly...and i picked that -_- i'm disapointed in my self

  • 1

    Marques Hasbrouck

    8 months ago

    No undies Boi!!

  • 1

    kool

    8 months ago

    Wear Really Weak Underwear.. they will snap in 3 seconds

  • 1

    MilesMts

    9 months ago

    Atomic wedges turn we on

  • 1

    Briana

    10 months ago

    I choose wedgie cause I get nine a day and on my birthday I get thirty I know it sounds impossible but it's not I'm homeschooled but my cousin that's older then me by two years has been wedgieing me for years ever sense I was three years old I've never been to school and never have sleepovers so I can't get away from her she gives me 3 in morning 3 at lunch and 3 at night and sometimes she either hangs a wedgie in our closet we also share a room sometimes a wake up to a wedgie so yah on my birthdays she also gives me swirly's but she's nice enough to flush it three times before but there's a catch every time she flushes it to clean that's how many times she going to flush it there horrible my parents are always gone at work so they don't know she's doing it and something else on my birthday she does is bra connection wedgie me all day cause I can't get them out sometimes on my birthday I hav to bend down to grab something and she's in the room and my shirt lifts up and she wedgies the bra connection wedgie even harder that hurts but still I choose a wedgie the swirly's are terrible

  • 1

    $GT-AWAUL

    10 months ago

    (gives-wedgie)->(ass explodes)

  • 0

    Luna Lovegood

    1 month ago

    Would you be hung somewhere?

  • 1

    Daniel

    1 year ago

    Third option: Punch that fucker in the throat.

  • 1

    Brhett Friedrich

    1 year ago

    All you red people are gross.

  • 0

    Bubbly_Pug

    1 month ago

    Solution 1: Don't wear underwear Solution 2: Homeschool Solution 3:RUN YOU FAT LITTLE NUGGET

  • 0

    BRIGGDO

    1 month ago

    hahahaha i thought a swirly was an ice block

  • 1

    Cole Brogden

    2 years ago

    My cousin gives me wedgies as a greeting, i am used to it

  • 0

    supermariostyle

    1 month ago

    atomic wedgie

  • 0

    kdushhehsushs

    1 month ago

    What if you wear tighty whitys like me

  • 1

    tribute4life

    3 years ago

    Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    3 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS

  • 1

    Anna Step

    4 years ago

    i am girl so lol,gotten an atomic wedgie before,i feel bad for guys

  • 1

    Bilal Omar Ghannam

    4 years ago

    I left the money on your moms dresser oh and tell her she werent dat good bro

  • 1

    Alan OBrien

    4 years ago

    And then soak myself in bleach for a week

  • 1

    PureAwesome

    4 years ago

    At first I picked Swirly because I didn't know what it was and I thought it was better than a wedgie, but then I looked it up.

  • 1

    p01arb33r

    4 years ago

    i assume atomic means small :D

  • 1

    xereeto

    4 years ago

    Germiphobe.

  • 0

    Brett

    2 months ago

    Swirly because I have huge painful hemorrhoids that would only get worse with a wedgie

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