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60% Get an Atomic Wedgie

40% Get a Swirly

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Get an Atomic Wedgie
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Get a Swirly

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225 comments

  • 122

    Brendan

    6 years ago

    Question: Is there poo in the toilet?

  • 15

    chickedy2534

    3 years ago

    I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P

  • 13

    simplequeen

    3 years ago

    I'm not wearing underwear.

  • 9

    Zambsew

    3 years ago

    Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up. A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.

    • 1

      Max

      2 years ago

      What if there's sh!t in there

    • 1

      ghost pajamas

      2 years ago

      You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.

    • 4

      Courtney Jackson

      1 year ago

      ^ i can imagine. 'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'

    • 0

      mitchellthepervert

      3 weeks ago

      It only good if u ass a big!!!!!! so im 24 and what the ass a size ual

  • 7

    97ajf

    2 years ago

    Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.

  • 7

    Malea

    4 years ago

    i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!

    • 12

      Antiriku

      3 years ago

      Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.

    • 9

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 2

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 1

      Nicole

      1 year ago

      I've had an atomic wedgie, bra connection wedgie that lasted all day because its hard to undo and i had to go to school. At school i got a swirly because my back of my shirt went up and some girls saw. Wedgie is better... i almost drowned ):

    • 0

      Devin Niehaus

      10 months ago

      @Nicole sorry to hear that :(

  • 1

    Briana

    2 weeks ago

    I choose wedgie cause I get nine a day and on my birthday I get thirty I know it sounds impossible but it's not I'm homeschooled but my cousin that's older then me by two years has been wedgieing me for years ever sense I was three years old I've never been to school and never have sleepovers so I can't get away from her she gives me 3 in morning 3 at lunch and 3 at night and sometimes she either hangs a wedgie in our closet we also share a room sometimes a wake up to a wedgie so yah on my birthdays she also gives me swirly's but she's nice enough to flush it three times before but there's a catch every time she flushes it to clean that's how many times she going to flush it there horrible my parents are always gone at work so they don't know she's doing it and something else on my birthday she does is bra connection wedgie me all day cause I can't get them out sometimes on my birthday I hav to bend down to grab something and she's in the room and my shirt lifts up and she wedgies the bra connection wedgie even harder that hurts but still I choose a wedgie the swirly's are terrible

  • 4

    Pseudonymous Bosch

    2 years ago

    I'm a girl

  • 4

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    3 years ago

    idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater

  • 4

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.

  • 1

    $GT-AWAUL

    3 weeks ago

    (gives-wedgie)->(ass explodes)

  • 3

    Fame

    3 years ago

    I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them

  • 0

    Brian Flores

    4 hours ago

    Umm I weighted 250 on highschool good luck giving swirlys and ytring to give me "wedgies" is a bad idea due to the fact that I was in ufc gym In highschool and had my sensei my trainer was asian so I called him that on purpose lol

  • 0

    Granny

    2 days ago

    heu

  • 0

    put_witty_username_here

    3 days ago

    you can die from a atomic wegie.

  • 0

    Delamo Ronaldo

    5 days ago

    Lol

  • 0

    I Pitty da FOOL

    5 days ago

    Swirlies you can die

  • 0

    Grenadeer

    5 days ago

    If anyone really wanted to bully anyone they would just harass them on social media and encourage them to kill themselves. Bullies of any age or period are f*cked up.

  • 0

    Aliyah G Emanuel

    1 week ago

    I mean I'm a girl so it wouldn't hurt to much

  • 2

    Sumocolt768

    2 years ago

    then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass

  • 2

    Newmetalfriend

    2 years ago

    The bathrooms in my school, not so clean

  • 0

    Utkudakid

    1 week ago

    POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0

    cricko

    1 week ago

    i would not get my underpants pulled

  • 2

    Brdie

    3 years ago

    just pretend they flushed before

  • 0

    Golden Shadow

    1 week ago

    Go commando for the day. I didn't choose the thug life the thug life choose me

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    3 years ago

    Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D

  • 2

    n1nja_nacho

    3 years ago

    At least you're not catching a disease

  • 0

    Jessie

    1 week ago

    Omfg when I clicked blue it said: bully don't forget your lunch money???

  • 2

    wavymouth

    4 years ago

    and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!

  • 0

    Matt Rafter

    1 week ago

    Whats a swirly

  • 0

    ethanben

    2 weeks ago

    I have a D

  • 0

    Briana

    2 weeks ago

    Wedgie

  • 0

    Briana

    2 weeks ago

    Everyday I see my cousins that's a month older she wedgies me nine times a day she lives with me she wedgies me three times after breakfast, lunch and dinner so I choose wedgie cause I've had both and it was worse when I got a swirly

    • 0

      Briana

      2 weeks ago

      This ones fake my sis wrote this lol she's a butt

  • 0

    Tristin Montoya

    3 weeks ago

    Fuck you, i an'nt getting ecoli

  • 0

    Ben Molnar

    3 weeks ago

    Is atomic wedgies when they pull your underwear so hard it goes over your head and your unable to pull it down without snapping your neck?

  • 0

    Adam

    3 weeks ago

    Brendan noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 0

    mitchellthepervert

    3 weeks ago

    does atomic wedgie have lengeire in it?!!!!?!?????????????

  • 0

    dalbeeny

    3 weeks ago

    If I knew what day I was getting the wedgie I could just not wear underwear that day

  • 0

    OfManyThings

    3 weeks ago

    I'm not a masochist....

  • 0

    Aidan Yon

    1 month ago

    @horse do you base america off of bad movies in the 1990s thats not what bullies aree like in america you idiot

  • 0

    Aidan Yon

    1 month ago

    Either way someones getting decked after.

  • 0

    qh1730

    1 month ago

    Wedgie because last time someone forced my head into a pool of water I almost died

  • 0

    Radeon

    1 month ago

    Owch

  • 0

    Hecarim

    1 month ago

    HA HA JOKES ON YOU I HAVENT EVEN USED THE TOILET YET ILL JUST POO IN YO FACE!

  • 0

    ilsuy

    1 month ago

    If the bully is a boy and I'm a girl, where do they do the swirly? Girl's bathroom? Or boy's? If girls bathroom, how would the girls react? If boys bathroom, how would the boys react? I'm a girl

  • 1

    Cole Brogden

    1 year ago

    My cousin gives me wedgies as a greeting, i am used to it

  • 0

    AwesomenesAG1646

    1 month ago

    um .. i dont want to imagine the world ending

  • 0
  • 1

    tribute4life

    2 years ago

    Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    2 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS

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