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59% Get an Atomic Wedgie

41% Get a Swirly

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Get an Atomic Wedgie
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Get a Swirly

Bully

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402 comments

  • 191

    Brendan

    8 years ago

    Question: Is there poo in the toilet?

  • 20

    simplequeen

    5 years ago

    I'm not wearing underwear.

  • 17

    chickedy2534

    5 years ago

    I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P

  • 13

    Zambsew

    5 years ago

    Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up. A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.

    • 2

      Max

      4 years ago

      What if there's sh!t in there

    • 3

      ghost pajamas

      4 years ago

      You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.

    • 8

      Courtney Jackson

      3 years ago

      ^ i can imagine. 'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'

    • 0

      mitchellthepervert

      1 year ago

      It only good if u ass a big!!!!!! so im 24 and what the ass a size ual

  • 8

    97ajf

    4 years ago

    Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.

  • 8

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.

  • 8

    Malea

    6 years ago

    i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!

    • 13

      Antiriku

      5 years ago

      Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.

    • 11

      bobsaget101

      4 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 3

      bobsaget101

      4 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 2

      Nicole

      3 years ago

      I've had an atomic wedgie, bra connection wedgie that lasted all day because its hard to undo and i had to go to school. At school i got a swirly because my back of my shirt went up and some girls saw. Wedgie is better... i almost drowned ):

    • 2

      Devin Niehaus

      2 years ago

      @Nicole sorry to hear that :(

  • 6

    Pseudonymous Bosch

    4 years ago

    I'm a girl

  • 5

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    5 years ago

    idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater

  • 5

    wavymouth

    6 years ago

    and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!

  • 4

    WindigoGaming87

    1 year ago

    That is why I use a code for my lunch money. KISS IT, BULLY!!!

    • 0

      Elliott

      9 months ago

      we have a fingerprint system at our school

    • 0

      Elliott

      9 months ago

      what u gonna do bullies??? amputate my finger and scan it??

  • 4

    Newmetalfriend

    4 years ago

    The bathrooms in my school, not so clean

  • 4

    Fame

    5 years ago

    I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them

  • 3

    Sumocolt768

    4 years ago

    then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass

  • 2

    bobsaget101

    4 years ago

    False... The bully would get the wedgy

  • 2

    Brdie

    4 years ago

    just pretend they flushed before

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    5 years ago

    Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D

  • 2

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    At least you're not catching a disease

  • 2

    iloveglobes

    6 years ago

    Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.

  • 0

    Danny

    2 weeks ago

    @HorseDogFiddleAndFox: bullying is not "fags" if so, than i am both a "fag" and a bully, times have change, take your head out of your arse and look around once in a while

  • 1

    casey.pelay

    7 months ago

    does anyone notice this the one hundredth question?

  • 0

    holly

    3 weeks ago

    you can pull out a wedgie,but you would have a toilet water wet face ALL day!i prefer wedgie

  • 0

    Ryan Retzer

    1 month ago

    I don't want cancercifilaids

  • 1

    Some Sort of Asian

    11 months ago

    I'd beat their ass though

  • 1

    Piebro234

    1 year ago

    Any day i'll take pain over getting shoved in a toilet that probably (since no one at school flushes) is full of poop and pee.

  • 1

    Marques Hasbrouck

    1 year ago

    No undies Boi!!

  • 1

    kool

    1 year ago

    Wear Really Weak Underwear.. they will snap in 3 seconds

  • 1

    MilesMts

    1 year ago

    Atomic wedges turn we on

  • 1

    Briana

    1 year ago

    I choose wedgie cause I get nine a day and on my birthday I get thirty I know it sounds impossible but it's not I'm homeschooled but my cousin that's older then me by two years has been wedgieing me for years ever sense I was three years old I've never been to school and never have sleepovers so I can't get away from her she gives me 3 in morning 3 at lunch and 3 at night and sometimes she either hangs a wedgie in our closet we also share a room sometimes a wake up to a wedgie so yah on my birthdays she also gives me swirly's but she's nice enough to flush it three times before but there's a catch every time she flushes it to clean that's how many times she going to flush it there horrible my parents are always gone at work so they don't know she's doing it and something else on my birthday she does is bra connection wedgie me all day cause I can't get them out sometimes on my birthday I hav to bend down to grab something and she's in the room and my shirt lifts up and she wedgies the bra connection wedgie even harder that hurts but still I choose a wedgie the swirly's are terrible

  • 1

    $GT-AWAUL

    1 year ago

    (gives-wedgie)->(ass explodes)

  • 1

    Daniel

    1 year ago

    Third option: Punch that fucker in the throat.

    • 1

      Elliott

      9 months ago

      no it says get an atomic wedgie, maybe it magically happens. it doesn't say a bully did it. what if it was like ur mom or something???

  • 1

    Brhett Friedrich

    2 years ago

    All you red people are gross.

  • 1

    Cole Brogden

    3 years ago

    My cousin gives me wedgies as a greeting, i am used to it

  • 1

    tribute4life

    4 years ago

    Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    4 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS

  • 1

    Anna Step

    5 years ago

    i am girl so lol,gotten an atomic wedgie before,i feel bad for guys

  • 1

    Bilal Omar Ghannam

    5 years ago

    I left the money on your moms dresser oh and tell her she werent dat good bro

  • 1

    Alan OBrien

    5 years ago

    And then soak myself in bleach for a week

  • 1

    PureAwesome

    5 years ago

    At first I picked Swirly because I didn't know what it was and I thought it was better than a wedgie, but then I looked it up.

  • 1

    p01arb33r

    5 years ago

    i assume atomic means small :D

  • 1

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    Germiphobe.

  • 0

    UNICORN

    2 months ago

    IMMA GIRL SO IM USED TOO IT

  • 0

    Nick

    2 months ago

    wtf is a swirly im not english

  • 0

    asscuter

    3 months ago

    Never got either one but I guess swirly's don't hurt?

  • 0

    oort

    3 months ago

    EAT DA POO POO

  • 0

    lightsabers Rule

    3 months ago

    just done where underwhere

  • 0

    DopazTopaz

    3 months ago

    I would probably drown to say the least.

  • 0

    cancoon

    3 months ago

    With a swirly yes can get a lot of illnesses that can kill you

  • 0

    Nyankitty

    3 months ago

    Better to be in pain then get really sick from the germs

  • 0

    stache man

    3 months ago

    really depends on the underwear. tight white or flexible

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