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59% Get an Atomic Wedgie

41% Get a Swirly

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Get an Atomic Wedgie
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Get a Swirly

Bully

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324 comments

  • 154

    Brendan

    6 years ago

    Question: Is there poo in the toilet?

  • 16

    simplequeen

    4 years ago

    I'm not wearing underwear.

  • 16

    chickedy2534

    4 years ago

    I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P

  • 11

    Zambsew

    4 years ago

    Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up. A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.

    • 2

      Max

      3 years ago

      What if there's sh!t in there

    • 2

      ghost pajamas

      3 years ago

      You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.

    • 7

      Courtney Jackson

      2 years ago

      ^ i can imagine. 'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'

    • 0

      mitchellthepervert

      8 months ago

      It only good if u ass a big!!!!!! so im 24 and what the ass a size ual

  • 8

    97ajf

    3 years ago

    Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.

  • 8

    Malea

    5 years ago

    i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!

    • 13

      Antiriku

      4 years ago

      Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.

    • 10

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 3

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 2

      Nicole

      2 years ago

      I've had an atomic wedgie, bra connection wedgie that lasted all day because its hard to undo and i had to go to school. At school i got a swirly because my back of my shirt went up and some girls saw. Wedgie is better... i almost drowned ):

    • 2

      Devin Niehaus

      1 year ago

      @Nicole sorry to hear that :(

  • 7

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.

  • 6

    Pseudonymous Bosch

    3 years ago

    I'm a girl

  • 5

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    4 years ago

    idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater

  • 5

    wavymouth

    5 years ago

    and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!

  • 4

    Newmetalfriend

    3 years ago

    The bathrooms in my school, not so clean

  • 4

    Fame

    3 years ago

    I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them

  • 3

    Sumocolt768

    2 years ago

    then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass

  • 2

    WindigoGaming87

    10 months ago

    That is why I use a code for my lunch money. KISS IT, BULLY!!!

  • 2

    Brdie

    3 years ago

    just pretend they flushed before

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    4 years ago

    Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D

  • 2

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    At least you're not catching a disease

  • 2

    iloveglobes

    4 years ago

    Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.

  • 0

    Brett

    1 week ago

    Swirly because I have huge painful hemorrhoids that would only get worse with a wedgie

  • 0

    Annette Botanga

    2 weeks ago

    Just dont wear underwear on that day??? BUT if you got pantsed....

  • 1

    Marques Hasbrouck

    6 months ago

    No undies Boi!!

  • 1

    kool

    6 months ago

    Wear Really Weak Underwear.. they will snap in 3 seconds

  • 1

    MilesMts

    7 months ago

    Atomic wedges turn we on

  • 1

    Briana

    8 months ago

    I choose wedgie cause I get nine a day and on my birthday I get thirty I know it sounds impossible but it's not I'm homeschooled but my cousin that's older then me by two years has been wedgieing me for years ever sense I was three years old I've never been to school and never have sleepovers so I can't get away from her she gives me 3 in morning 3 at lunch and 3 at night and sometimes she either hangs a wedgie in our closet we also share a room sometimes a wake up to a wedgie so yah on my birthdays she also gives me swirly's but she's nice enough to flush it three times before but there's a catch every time she flushes it to clean that's how many times she going to flush it there horrible my parents are always gone at work so they don't know she's doing it and something else on my birthday she does is bra connection wedgie me all day cause I can't get them out sometimes on my birthday I hav to bend down to grab something and she's in the room and my shirt lifts up and she wedgies the bra connection wedgie even harder that hurts but still I choose a wedgie the swirly's are terrible

  • 1

    $GT-AWAUL

    8 months ago

    (gives-wedgie)->(ass explodes)

  • 0

    Jesus Lopez

    3 weeks ago

    Let's hope not

  • 0

    ewakoziel

    3 weeks ago

    Always poo

  • 1

    Daniel

    10 months ago

    Third option: Punch that fucker in the throat.

  • 1

    Brhett Friedrich

    10 months ago

    All you red people are gross.

  • 0

    Nessie

    1 month ago

    One time me and my 2 friends were climbing this tree and one of my friends slipped but luckily the tree branch caught his pants... but he still got an atomic wedgie

  • 0

    jacob

    1 month ago

    i like wedgies

  • 0

    Toby_Elzinga

    1 month ago

    Ahh Feels So Good

  • 0

    hithere1234567890

    1 month ago

    bleed or get your face wet?

  • 0

    Kira

    1 month ago

    Atomic wedgies have killed

  • 0

    Boi

    1 month ago

    i'm immune to wedgies

  • 0

    ehh123

    1 month ago

    I rather go for the one that doesn't have a risk of drowning.

  • 0

    Jimmy Cossway

    1 month ago

    i already got both of those by my uncle and aunt.

  • 0

    Caleb permenter

    1 month ago

    Wedgies ARE THE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Cole Brogden

    2 years ago

    My cousin gives me wedgies as a greeting, i am used to it

  • 0

    Daniel

    1 month ago

    just buy stretchy underwear

  • 0

    HazardousInferno

    1 month ago

    IM GOING COMMANDO, FELLAS!

  • 0

    Wanker

    1 month ago

    You can die during an atomic wedgie so...

  • 0

    jESSHIA

    1 month ago

    THIS IS STRANGE.... strange

  • 1

    tribute4life

    3 years ago

    Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    3 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS

  • 1

    bobsaget101

    3 years ago

    False... The bully would get the wedgy

  • 0

    Emi

    1 month ago

    What even is a swirly...?

  • 1

    Anna Step

    3 years ago

    i am girl so lol,gotten an atomic wedgie before,i feel bad for guys

  • 1

    Bilal Omar Ghannam

    3 years ago

    I left the money on your moms dresser oh and tell her she werent dat good bro

  • 1

    Alan OBrien

    4 years ago

    And then soak myself in bleach for a week

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