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59% Get an Atomic Wedgie

41% Get a Swirly

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Get an Atomic Wedgie
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532,483 agree
Get a Swirly

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302 comments

  • 149

    Brendan

    6 years ago

    Question: Is there poo in the toilet?

  • 16

    chickedy2534

    3 years ago

    I'd go down into the Ministry of Magic! :P

  • 14

    simplequeen

    3 years ago

    I'm not wearing underwear.

  • 11

    Zambsew

    4 years ago

    Atomic wedgies can seriously fuck you up. A swirly is just nasty for a couple of hours.

    • 2

      Max

      3 years ago

      What if there's sh!t in there

    • 2

      ghost pajamas

      3 years ago

      You just flush the toilet before getting shoved in.

    • 7

      Courtney Jackson

      2 years ago

      ^ i can imagine. 'hold on, wait, let me flush it first' -flushes toilet- 'okay, you may proceed'

    • 0

      mitchellthepervert

      6 months ago

      It only good if u ass a big!!!!!! so im 24 and what the ass a size ual

  • 8

    97ajf

    3 years ago

    Sue the asshole for sexual harrasment.

  • 8

    Malea

    5 years ago

    i am a germiphobe so there is no way in hell i'm putting my head anywhere near a toilet!!!!

    • 13

      Antiriku

      3 years ago

      Have you ever used a phone? Have you ever slept in a hotel? Have you ever gone anywhere in public? If you answered yes to any of those things, you probably had more germs than if you got a swirly.

    • 10

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 3

      bobsaget101

      3 years ago

      Toilets are cleaner than the screen of a touch screen...

    • 2

      Nicole

      1 year ago

      I've had an atomic wedgie, bra connection wedgie that lasted all day because its hard to undo and i had to go to school. At school i got a swirly because my back of my shirt went up and some girls saw. Wedgie is better... i almost drowned ):

    • 2

      Devin Niehaus

      1 year ago

      @Nicole sorry to hear that :(

  • 7

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    I've had them. They are a bit painful and they often ruin underwear, but there's an element of misery to a swirly that just wouldn't ever go away.

  • 6

    Pseudonymous Bosch

    3 years ago

    I'm a girl

  • 5

    W!ND0L!CK3R

    3 years ago

    idk why i chose swirly im terrified of being held underwater

  • 5

    wavymouth

    5 years ago

    and the swirly magically transports me into the sewers!

  • 4

    Newmetalfriend

    3 years ago

    The bathrooms in my school, not so clean

  • 4

    Fame

    3 years ago

    I swear if anyone even threatened to give me a swirling, I'd try my best to kill them

  • 0

    Meyoumu_Kanpaku

    1 week ago

    something painful or taking a bath afterwards

  • 0

    Ryujo-chan

    1 week ago

    They didn't say if you could resist or not.

  • 2

    Sumocolt768

    2 years ago

    then I could get that annoying itch out of my ass

  • 0

    LordMaxis12

    1 week ago

    An Atomic Wedgie? What is that?? a supper Wedgie? A Nuckler Wedgie???? WHAT IS IT!!??

  • 2

    Brdie

    3 years ago

    just pretend they flushed before

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    4 years ago

    Hmmmm, bit of but pain or disgusting, smelly, completely disgraceful swirly, a please!!!!! :D

  • 2

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    At least you're not catching a disease

  • 1

    Marques Hasbrouck

    4 months ago

    No undies Boi!!

  • 1

    kool

    4 months ago

    Wear Really Weak Underwear.. they will snap in 3 seconds

  • 2

    iloveglobes

    4 years ago

    Although the hemorrhoids might be inflamed for a bit.

  • 1

    MilesMts

    4 months ago

    Atomic wedges turn we on

  • 0

    Jordan Mullins

    2 weeks ago

    Atomic wedgie means your underwear are stretched so far they are put OVER YOUR HEAD

  • 1

    Briana

    6 months ago

    I choose wedgie cause I get nine a day and on my birthday I get thirty I know it sounds impossible but it's not I'm homeschooled but my cousin that's older then me by two years has been wedgieing me for years ever sense I was three years old I've never been to school and never have sleepovers so I can't get away from her she gives me 3 in morning 3 at lunch and 3 at night and sometimes she either hangs a wedgie in our closet we also share a room sometimes a wake up to a wedgie so yah on my birthdays she also gives me swirly's but she's nice enough to flush it three times before but there's a catch every time she flushes it to clean that's how many times she going to flush it there horrible my parents are always gone at work so they don't know she's doing it and something else on my birthday she does is bra connection wedgie me all day cause I can't get them out sometimes on my birthday I hav to bend down to grab something and she's in the room and my shirt lifts up and she wedgies the bra connection wedgie even harder that hurts but still I choose a wedgie the swirly's are terrible

  • 1

    $GT-AWAUL

    6 months ago

    (gives-wedgie)->(ass explodes)

  • 0

    Tiquono

    2 weeks ago

    Was born bald

  • 1

    WindigoGaming87

    7 months ago

    That is why I use a code for my lunch money. KISS IT, BULLY!!!

  • 1

    Daniel

    8 months ago

    Third option: Punch that fucker in the throat.

  • 1

    Brhett Friedrich

    8 months ago

    All you red people are gross.

  • 0

    Shinyan

    4 weeks ago

    I can take the term "swirly" however i want to

  • 0

    SHADOW_BEAST578

    1 month ago

    dear god its just a game you dont haft to call people fags cause they disagree also this dosent ever really happen in our current age its just a steryotype god i cant beleieve you guys

  • 0

    SHADOW_BEAST578

    1 month ago

    @horsedogfiddleandfox i just put it there cause its the steryotype for bullys but i dont think this ever really happens in are current age

  • 0

    Chris miller

    1 month ago

    This was the same question markiplier answered

  • 0

    superern

    1 month ago

    watch markipliers would you rather video

  • 0

    MaddiTheSenpai

    1 month ago

    Does the majority not know the definition of an atomic wedgie? Because ow.

  • 0

    Watt.

    1 month ago

    An ice cream swirl(y)? OH YEAH! THE K!

  • 0

    Henk

    1 month ago

    I'll just punch that guy/gurl in the face (I don't care wich gender if he/she gives me a wedgie)

  • 0

    Potatolord

    1 month ago

    Crap, go ahead and pull my underwear, I already do it to myself all the time. Thanks for the favor.

  • 0

    yazn

    1 month ago

    would you rather swim with ariana grande or swim with james cordan

  • 0

    Jenna

    1 month ago

    Seriously.

  • 0

    Gaara_ov_the_Sand

    1 month ago

    Go with a skirt or a kilt

  • 1

    Cole Brogden

    2 years ago

    My cousin gives me wedgies as a greeting, i am used to it

  • 0

    Keith Kelly Kline

    1 month ago

    Is it a chocolate swirly

  • 0

    Dragirl

    1 month ago

    either way it hurts

  • 0

    Mckaylah

    1 month ago

    What is a swirly?

  • 1

    tribute4life

    3 years ago

    Seeing as you'll probably need SURGERY to remove an atomic wedgie... and there's always that ONE chance they'll flush your face in the clean and managed teachers restroom... Swirly it is.

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    3 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY FOR THIS

  • 1

    bobsaget101

    3 years ago

    False... The bully would get the wedgy

  • 0

    BrandyWO

    1 month ago

    I will ceal up everything and i will put coca cola in toilet. Yeah.

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