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Non-stop peeing for the rest of your life

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  • 133

    jazzhands

    9 years ago

    Non-stop peeing would feel amazing.... And it wouldn't be annoying to myself at all.

    • 253

      Rythmbot

      9 years ago

      But you can't go anywhere without peeing your pants. THAT'S a bad feeling.

    • 91

      Paul

      9 years ago

      Na you could totally hook up some sort of container to collect your urine, then dump it every few hours

    • 230

      wintersun94

      9 years ago

      Every few hours? We're talking about carrying a pool around, here.

    • 49

      deadkraze

      9 years ago

      Wow, You are truely DEEP!

    • 75

      Rickson Goncalves

      9 years ago

      dude pissing feels great, imagine the infinite euphoria, and you can mark your territory, predator style

    • 112

      Suckafuck

      9 years ago

      You would be peeing while having sex

    • 71

      Salvador Rosa

      8 years ago

      Actually, if you're gonna pee all the time, you wont get a boner. You can't finish and pee at the same time; literally impossible. No mate and no children. BOOM

    • 48

      AlexisJane20

      8 years ago

      @ salvador Rosa , what about crying like a baby while sex LOL

    • 13

      witty ninja cat123

      8 years ago

      Let the pee flow

    • 31

      Dudugs

      8 years ago

      i would pee all over my school

    • 28

      Josiah Thompson

      8 years ago

      Hey at least I get to help the environment by feeding the plants my lemonade

    • 14

      Amira

      8 years ago

      Damn...non-stop peeing is not that bad if you're a guy...

    • 19

      zoop

      8 years ago

      you would need to bring at least 20 bags to change everytime you step out of your house also you would lose your liquids way more quickly than just crying and would be thirsty at all times

    • 11

      Devery is here.

      8 years ago

      The peeing while having sex also applies strangely to crying during sex.

    • 25

      Mike Buonomo

      8 years ago

      I would sell my pee at a lemonade stand :D

    • 17

      Aaron.Campbell1

      8 years ago

      So you would be walking around, dripping wet, leaving a trailing of piss behind you, never be able to have a gf/bf and basically you couldn't show your face in the outside world. No, that wouldn't annoy in the slightest?

    • 7

      McLovin

      8 years ago

      Are you an abdl?

    • 20

      jacob

      8 years ago

      What if you have a Urinary Track Infection... PAIN FUCKING ALL THE TIME

    • 10

      Douglas

      8 years ago

      Id rather cry in my sleep then the other option...

    • 19

      Barbie

      7 years ago

      How the fuck are you gonna have sex if here's pee coming out of your dick and your pussy every minute? What about giving birth? Or having your period? Or jerking off? Gross.

    • 5

      howaboutneither

      7 years ago

      fanboys and fangirls do this all the time

    • 6

      Glaceon999

      7 years ago

      Just tears. No crying. Tears from the sides of my eyes. MOISTURIZER!!!

    • 12

      Snuggle Puff

      7 years ago

      For those who chose peeing: Good luck finding a date xD

    • 9

      Carmik

      7 years ago

      Who needs all this when you could just walk around naked? Deal with it

    • 11

      janneke

      7 years ago

      Why else do we have diapers

    • 8

      Jacob Dittmer

      7 years ago

      I'd be Bear Gryllis

    • 9

      Micah Philson

      7 years ago

      You don't have to be sobbing, just tearing up. Peeing is alot more awkward and hard to clean up.

    • 13

      Aiden

      6 years ago

      Crying can start to burn after a while because of the salt in the tears, but peeing isn't gonna get me kids or a wife and I think girls might find it hotter if I cried "I can't stop crying :(" they'd all be like aww thats so sad :( and have a crush on me or something whereas if i go "i cant stop peeing" they'd all go like "oh ew go away"

    • 3

      Thetwobros

      5 years ago

      You would be uh well let's just say the THAT ok uh you would be----

    • 2

      Trenton Worthy

      5 years ago

      How would you have sex?

    • 5

      RubyPlayer

      5 years ago

      I already wear diapers, what would be the difference

    • 6

      HarryHDC

      5 years ago

      psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

    • 4

      one ton

      5 years ago

      Either way, you'd need a drip, or die from dehydration incredibly quickly. Mention the rate.

    • 2

      Jessy

      5 years ago

      Totally right dude :3

    • 2

      Trini

      5 years ago

      No sex

    • 1

      Atlas

      5 years ago

      catheter. Simple enough.

    • 1

      Caleb

      5 years ago

      true true

    • 1

      Caleb

      5 years ago

      lol

    • 2

      Gwh9

      5 years ago

      It's called adoption, pin-heads.

    • 0

      LexTheAstronaut

      5 years ago

      Weirdo.

    • 1

      Ben Flowers

      5 years ago

      If youre a boy, i dont think a woman would like you peeing in her V. Plus you csnt pee sperm.= NO SEX=NO RELATIONSHIP =NO FSMILY= NO LIFE = zombue apocalypse

    • 5

      SkittleMan

      5 years ago

      Love how everyone's only talking about the peeing part, crying everywhere you go is terrible too, plus you get a headache when you cry too much so you'd be living with a constant headache for the rest of your life. Both are bad, but i'd prefer to stay on the toilet for the rest of my life with a phone and a charger

    • 2

      BeamBotTU

      5 years ago

      and an even better thing with non stop peeing assuming your not losing your own liquid and dying from dehydration... you could have a machine that generated electricity with your pee and left the waste to be disposed of later.

    • 2

      BraZZers

      5 years ago

      it could solve world thirst | just distill it

    • 0

      Wordflux10

      5 years ago

      @BraZZer, nobody wants to drink that O.o Tears probably taste better.

    • 1

      ZzPandagirlzZYT

      5 years ago

      to everyone saying that the never stop peeing one would be great I think it mite burn your dick/pussy because pee is a type of acid so yeah :P

    • 3

      InfamousSamurai

      5 years ago

      I Would Rather Pee My Pants Than Feel Emotional All The Time

    • 4

      Choice Breaker

      5 years ago

      pee not cry LIKE IF U AGREE

    • 1

      AlexanderFuckington

      5 years ago

      Why does this comment have so many replys

    • 0

      FlubbyMcFlubberButt

      4 years ago

      yu would dry out and die

    • 0

      Random Name

      4 years ago

      @InfamousSamurai, the question did not say that it was by actual emotion.

    • 0

      Uiocrucr

      3 years ago

      But sex would be really awkward

    • 0

      Brayzo

      3 years ago

      You do realise you'd have to have your genitals exposed the whole time unless you want to do it throguh your clothes which would feel gross. Being naked in public you'd get arreted for indecent exposure and there's just so much more wrong with non-stop peeing. Compared to crying which does have it's own list of cons it's nowhere near as bad as non-stop peeing.

    • 0

      Salty

      2 years ago

      Crying also gives the same feeling, but without having the need to lose your friends.

    • 0

      unpredictable

      1 year ago

      But my tears are tears of joy

    • 0

      Sophia

      1 year ago

      Eww

    • 0

      yes123

      1 year ago

      *sobs*

    • 1

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      haha peeing everywhere

    • 0

      Shine-the-Umbreon

      1 year ago

      Um... what? You're telling me that you wouldn't be annoyed by that?

    • 2

      Daniel Gronau

      10 months ago

      jazzhands more like jizzhands

  • 35

    Hades_212

    9 years ago

    It's non-stop. Not even the best absorbent product can keep fluid leaking for more that an hour at most.

    • 4

      chrisfinley

      9 years ago

      Then you can change it once it cant absorb any more. If you are crying non-stop you wouldn't be able to have a conversation.

    • 6

      Maddin Frosch

      7 years ago

      you surely can have a conversation, while you're crying.

    • 3

      Savannah

      5 years ago

      Just use a catheter so the pee all goes into the bag

  • 31

    Ceurope

    9 years ago

    With crying, you can just say it is allergies. It never says you are weeping. And it is less maintenance than peeing all the time.

    • 4

      Conor Begley

      8 years ago

      I get stuff in my eyes all the time, so crying will get rid of the stuff.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      You may have a good point. Urinating exhausts your bladder, while crying exhausts your tear ducts, but you can still walk with the latter. And you can drink a lot of water as well.

  • 26

    nashcali22

    9 years ago

    peeing feels fuckin awesome

    • 5

      IcarusHD

      5 years ago

      *Goes to a funeral*

    • 1

      bunnynutmeg

      5 years ago

      what if you go to an interview or something and someone sees your adult sized nappy...... yeah....... i don't think they would be hiring you

    • 2

      zoop

      5 years ago

      i have urinal retination and i can tell you that peeing all the time is hell on earth

  • 20

    Artico

    9 years ago

    How the fuck are you gonna get laid while peeing all the time?

  • 14

    angelosNdiablos

    9 years ago

    Cant have sex if I'm always peeing. I guess sad sex it is.

    • 1

      ZinTix

      6 years ago

      Uh, your penis gets erectile, and you are unable to pee when having sex. So is the woman. Health class all the way man.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Have you considered abstinence? Probably not.

  • 14

    Mikaela

    9 years ago

    If I wanted to go somewhere I could just use those bag things hospital patients use. Forget what they're called.. And crying causes my nose to clog up and I'd be hard to breath. No way..

    • 0

      Mikaela

      9 years ago

      it'd*

    • 1

      Mikaela

      9 years ago

      and breathe*... -.-

    • 4

      Zellona

      7 years ago

      Never said I was CRYING crying. It would just be tears coming from my eyes, and thats a lot less troublesome than peeing constantly. How would you sleep at night?

    • 0

      georgie

      4 years ago

      How would YOU sleep? people wet the bed when they are asleep and dont wake up. you cant cry in your sleep so you would be up all night

  • 11

    Mari

    9 years ago

    With crying, you're not actually weeping, there's just tears forming in your eyes. But imagine trying to have sex when the guy won't stop peeing inside you!

    • 3

      Beastslayer2508

      5 years ago

      Who cares? Peeing up a girls pussy is a good thing and she probably likes it

  • 9

    courageoftheheart

    9 years ago

    The goths and emos would worship me.

  • 9

    Wesley

    9 years ago

    I feel like nonstop crying would make everything more funny.

  • 8

    Adam Bokhari

    9 years ago

    Non-stop peeing means no sex (can't use your penis or vagina, plus you're peeing all the time) or masturbation (can't use your genitals at all pretty much)

  • 6

    megusta2

    9 years ago

    Just tell people your peeing disorder

  • 6

    Jordan Aaron Langley

    9 years ago

    How is this even a question xD

  • 5

    Zach Dunn

    9 years ago

    There are easier ways to be discreet about this. Weeping uncontrollably? Not so much.

    • 11

      nashcali22

      9 years ago

      Yeah Diapers

    • 5

      Annabelle

      9 years ago

      Extra strength tampons?

    • 3

      Teresa Yu

      9 years ago

      NONstop peeing! The diapera/tampons would have to be changed around every few minutes! And for example if you forgot to bring the diaper/tampon or something there'd be like a waterfall coming from your pants! Very obvious, not inconspicuous at all! Weeping is obvious but at least it's not as embarrasing as peeing your panta nonstop.

    • 2

      jhonney

      8 years ago

      AND you don't have to weep

    • 2

      Zellona

      7 years ago

      It just said crying. Not weeping uncontrollably. I can handle a few tears and tell everyone it's allergies. How do you explain pissing yourself?

  • 4

    Lynnaya Hamby

    8 years ago

    not balling tho. just tears.

  • 4

    asmodeu

    9 years ago

    I figure crying would attract more sympathy than peeing. Actually, I don't think peeing would attract any smypathy at all.

  • 3

    JEagle9

    6 years ago

    Knowshon Moreno, Knowshon Moreno everywhere.

  • 3

    Nina

    7 years ago

    If I cried, I could never watch a movie... if I peed, I could still watch movies.

  • 3

    Andurin the trainer

    8 years ago

    I think I wouldn't stop crying because I can't stop peeing

  • 3

    Zack Earle

    8 years ago

    Nobody's gonna want to be around a guy that pisses himself constantly. Forever Alone

  • 3

    Twofor Joy Magpii

    8 years ago

    nothing like a good long pee. wonder what masturbation would be like while doing it

  • 3

    AskAnswer

    8 years ago

    Diapers, or tubes, and it would feel awesome.

  • 3

    kemosabe

    8 years ago

    Why cry when you can do it out of your dick?

  • 3

    Hux

    9 years ago

    I'd just walk around with my dick out...

  • 3

    Fruchtfliege

    9 years ago

    Ehm, think about having sex. Do it.

  • 3

    wrathseed

    9 years ago

    The constant relief!!! Oh yess...

  • 3

    Spiderpig 8D

    9 years ago

    I wouldn't enjoy it like you guys T_T but still, better than crying all the time.

  • 0

    Zayer

    5 days ago

    puedes llorar y estar feliz a la vez y llorarias de felcidad

  • 1

    mistahtaaxiiii

    4 months ago

    pissing ftw, postal 2 style :)

  • 2

    SpongeBoobies

    4 years ago

    I could just put a tube in my pants or something

  • 2

    Bailey Curtis

    4 years ago

    I don't get it non-stop crying would just get annoying. Constanly having tears dripping down your face would just get irritating

  • 2

    sunny

    5 years ago

    Well, non-stop peeing would make us lose too much water and die. That's why I chose it.

  • 2

    a fox.

    5 years ago

    I will turn the world yellow.

  • 2

    NeitherDoL

    5 years ago

    This is impossible. Because you would need to drink 24/7 to pee forever, and you have to be very sad (exp. your bf broke up with you, ect.) to cry forever.

  • 2

    Jeremy

    5 years ago

    I wanna be Isaac

  • 2

    AwesomeMan

    5 years ago

    GUYS, JUST WEAR A DIAPER!

  • 2

    Sean

    6 years ago

    My abs would be too tired, my tho at would get too dry, and it would just be too depressing. Also, it may seem weird, but peeing kind of feels good sometimes (another benefit is having super clean blood!)

  • 2

    alex

    7 years ago

    It would be awkward s*x

  • 2

    collybolly

    8 years ago

    I just thought of tear duct removal. Wrong side.

  • 2

    DiamondDovah

    8 years ago

    Crying hurts my head, and I could just get, like, I dunno, something that absorbs liquid I guess?

  • 2

    davethescienceguy

    9 years ago

    Well non-stop peeing would kill you reasonably quickly, you would have almost no sustained water intake at all. Non-stop crying would eventually kill your tear duct anyhow so it would be a short term issue.

  • 2

    May

    9 years ago

    non-stop peeing would feel nice i guess, and i would still be able to be an emotionless bitch, success :>

  • 2

    Kmlkmljkl

    9 years ago

    Hot damn I could be a weeping ~~AnGeL~~

  • 2

    Ferreteh

    9 years ago

    Even if it were just tears, your vision would get blurry and your eyes puffy. I'd rather have a leaky faucet.

  • 2

    Nuppette

    9 years ago

    That would feel amazing.

  • 2

    Joe

    9 years ago

    Meh. People would understand.

  • 2

    David

    9 years ago

    Foley catheter!!!!!!! Problem solved.

  • 1

    Suuppy

    11 months ago

    Pee on them. Also crying is sad and I think peeing is actually relief. Relief on your uncle's mum lol.

  • 1

    Hohijihu

    1 year ago

    Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 1

    LucasMann

    1 year ago

    Not stop peeing would just be sit on the toilet and play whatever popular game you find!

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