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Gringomiester
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
namnog
lol love that song
Madison Reardon
Causin' a commotion
cowsmakedelicous
Cuz they are so AWESUM!
Katie
I thought the same thing XD
encephalovore
They'd beat a dinosaur in a fight.
Nathan
damn now i wanna change my answer
Andre Navacinsk Ferr
Narwhals narwhals swimin' in the ocean
dolan
pretty big and pretty wide they beat a polar bear in a fight
Porpus
they are the jedi of the sea
Phantom L
Don't let em touch your balls
Matthew Kenny
Narwhals, They are narwhals, (just don't let them touch your balls)
hnr01
Inventors of the Shish kebab
RoBoTZ
@nathan if u could everyone will be red in the convo
CyborgKittenPoweh
Man...i was gonna say that...beat me by 1 year...
Vampn
They got a kick-ass facial horn
Theorcofdead
we're underwater unicorns, with a kickass facial horn!
Zack Hunt
midnight
Cody Dudash
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
Cody Dudash
We,re the Jedi of the sea!
Kat
How are there more dinosaurs D:
Utah G
cuz a t-rex can eat you narwals in one bite
Poopfacest
Kat, I bet a lot don't know what a Narwhal is!
Micah Philson
I guess it depends on the dinosaur. Anklyosaurus or megadon, sure, it'd be badass. Being a chicken sized velocilraptor relying entirely on numbers, being able to be crushed by like any other dinosaur, not so much.
Evalgra
This says to me "be dead today or be alive today."
FreezingFire
That was seriously the first thing I thought of lol.
Shiba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anM1N5oN-OM
Heroboy99
Got to be a Indominus Rex!
1Laika
Dang it I was gonna say that!
Shin
ROSS IM ONE OF YOU
Justice
that's so rossum
Skia
I am a stegosaurus!
Connor
causing a comotion
Joshua
lol that's exactly what is thought
Crashaunt
cuz dey r so awesome
Creatizkit
Exactly what I started singing....
Ethan
They stop Cthulhu eating ye.
Grease
CAUSIN' A CONMOTION 'CUZ THEY'RE SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sophia
UNDERWATER UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake
To be doomed to die or be an underwater unicorn that is the question
MasterOFDeath
Aww, I wanted to make that joke
Speknekje
i luv dat song XD
Tulip
narwhals narwhales swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome .3.
emma
#weebl_is_life
lemontheboss
narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, don't you let them touch your balls
meowadam
i fucking knew it!
Calzmeister
You could be horny all the time!!
banana
yea love it! im a squished banana a girl banana
mathewnmichael
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE JEDIS OF THE SEA (atlantic craft minecraft version of it P.S. check out their channel!)
Hobbsbird
They stop Ctulhu eating ye
GORGON
I don't give a shit if I become extinct! IM A FUCKING DINOSAUR! (I love that narwhal song tho)
jonabigge
causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome...
KristinThePanda
These blue peeps are missing out. NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMIN IN DAH OCEAN CAUSIN A COMMOTION CUZ DEY R SOY AWESOME!
Thedumguy
That is why the government delete that add.
Lawlz
Narwhals, Narwhals, Swagmasters of the ocean, Big mass commotion!
derp
like a underwater unicorn they got a big ass facial horn they are the jedi's of the sea
owen
rawrs
Brandon
like an underwater unicorn who has a kick ass facial horn they are the jedi's of the sea
xXB3a5t_Mod3Xx
Narwhals are love Narwhals are Life
bluejay17
@Gringomiester you changed my answer
SolarArcher
narwhals narwhals living in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome!!!!
indigopurple
I want to change my answer
SwiftThief
you can be a under water dino
TheSkyrimLord169
DINOSAURS ARE SO COOL
Ethan
So fucking annoying
Darkbrother321
THEEEEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN
Kaliyah
I can stab annoying people with my horn... MWA HA HA!!!!!!!
DogeGuy
Darkbrother, it's a kickass facial PORN XD
TheLoneWolf756
M8 us narwhals are jedi so...Roses are red,vilets are blue,If U like Narwhals Ur part of the phew :D
spencer
crap i was gonna say that
Smerd
CAUSING A COMMOTION 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
vortex 6959
causing a comochn
Piranha
OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!
Demitri925
Aren't narwhals like unicorn dolphins?
Lizzie
I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
WouldYouWhat???
Narwhals Rule!
battlebat3
I looooooovvvvvvveeeeee that song
Dylan
as soon as i saw this question i thaught of that song and i started singing it and scrolled down and saw this comment and was happy even more
SomeRandomDude
causing a commotion cause they are so awesome!!!
Bendakid
narwahl,narwahl , swimmin' in the ocean, causin a commotion, movin to the motion
Puppywinkles
Little...................................
Hupla222
I f***king hate narwhals
xXGaming_With_CatXx
I was just going to comment "B-But...the narwhals are swimming in the ocean...making a commotion..."
Steph
LOL I luv that song
Hybrid
You cant go on the land though ;-; your stuck with the sharks and that creepy shit in the water....
Quamal
I fucking hate that song.
Daniel
Darn you beat me to it
SpazBoi
F*cking narwhals
Alex lee
no they are not ugly
iiTZGH0Stt
LOL \\(^3^)//
jamdough13
but dinosaurs are dench
joshlerandfreshpaper
HIDE YUR BALLS
NickyB
Narwals have no natural enemies
shadowofdestruction
holy fuck ima dinosaur
Aidan
I was just singing that
tsume
Causing a commotion, coz they are so awesome
Faraaz Zia
that song
Colorfulstone
cauzin a commotion
i luv this name
nathan don't worry we all do
CatoisAwesome
causing a commotion cauz tey are so awesome there like an underwater unicorn they got a kick a facial horn
Kris
CAUZING A COMMOtiON CUZ THEYRE SO AWESOME THEYRE LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN THEY GOT A KICK A FACIAL HORN
nashcali22
I have a horn what do you have?
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
Lets say I'm a Velociraptor. Razor sharp teeth. Ability to run fast. Agility. Ability to walk on land. Razor sharp claws. Oh, and I don't look fucking retarded.
kevin
dont even know what a fucking narwhal is
Maverick Smith
Think of it like an underwater Unicorn.
Megagamer
saucy Scotsman, you would also be the approximate size of a chicken. Look it up.
Manuel
@kevin A Narwhal is a whale with a horn...
Haider
Say i'm a T-Rex... Razor sharp teeth. Can run 60 mph. Can walk on land. Vicious predator. So pretty much waaaaaaaaaaay better than a underwater unicorn...
Clayton
3, if I choose triceratops.
Avalikia
I chose narwhal because then I wouldn't be extinct...
Omnier
Three horns. Triceratops. Actually no I would be something cooler like a Velociraptor or a T-rex.
CosmicHebrewZombie
I'd be a Velociraptor that is smart enough to put on it's chicken disguise when the Illuminati comes knocking with their big ass asteroid. Yer' just a stupid fish.
chunkeylover45
@haider the last two words of your comment make your argument invalid
Kyouzuka Takahashi
Narwhale can fly... dinosaur can't
NeonSoundwave
Gentlemen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
MarkTheGr8
OH YOU WOULD HAVE RAZOR SHARP TEETH? Well, your teeth are stored in af fucking museum, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL DEAD.
Egol zamheist
Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Pretty big and pretty wide they'd beat a polar bear in a fight! Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a awesome facial horn! They're the jedi of the sea! They'll stop Cthulu satin ye Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! They are narwhals (Just don't let them touch your balls) Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )
Egol zamheist
...Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )
Maximumpainboy
A horny whale?
Viktor Dedroog
It isn,t a horn it,s on of theit teeth and really sensitive so you can stab with it
UkxDeadlyZz
You have a horn- But its through your mouth.
regan
I don't see why anyone would wanna be a dinosaur , there all dead
Sir_Fox
Just so you people know, you would be a dinosaur in THIS era. M-M-M-MASS GENOCIDE
Micah Philson
Only problem is that being a velocilraptor, it's easy to die and you rely entirely on numbers. I'd be like an anklyosaurus and be invincible. or megalodon or something.
Rabu Tsuyoiude
If im an Indominus Rex, I have Razor sharp teeth and claws longer arms than a t-rex but similar body to a t-rex but im half t-rex half velociraptor and I look fucking awesome, Also I can eat a narwhal in one bite.
MJB_Arctic
Teeth
Reshatina
Now I get to cause alot of commotion.
Someone
I am a crow (birds are dinosaurs), I am smarter than any other dinosaur and than a narwhal.
ThePsychoBear
I have two horns, or three, or thirteen. :)
skylord
Teeth claws legs arms
Cameron Lorenz
+kevin you fucking retard... everyone should know what a narwhal is
namnog
NARWAHALS
VSpartan
I get an awesome horn and the military wouldn't hunt me down. I'm good as a narwhal.
Sha5y
Underwater unicorns are prettiful :)
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
love_me_olivia
Reddit!!
zombiewolf2508
This would be the best part.
Jake
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DeezNuttz
NARWALS, NARWALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!
PianoWizzy
stomp, stomp, stomp, om nom nom nom
cake4
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!! fucking dino
May
I love dinos
Dinosaur
Same
a random guy
There are way more types of dinosaurs
Omega
sadly they went extinct which isnt really sad because we exist now
Someone
But birds are dinosaurs!!!
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
alongdark
I AM A STEGOSAURUS.
Crasy_Wolfang
WRAAR! I'M A BRONTOSARUS!
MarkTheGr8
Be quiet. Extinct animals don't talk.
Naufal
Quite, seal unicorn thing.
EdiblePancake
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armoredbandit
dang it i wanted to be a stegosaurus but the narwhal song
DarklordTheo
Obviously depends on what era though. Wouldn't want to be around for that meteor XD
Pingy Rano
Technically, there's a 1 in 60.2 billion chance that the day you are alive is the day of the meteor.
Ashlee
Oh, shit. I'm baconing..
Avak8904
The Narwhal bacon's at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
SuburbanBatman
narwhals have magic sooooo yea.
Leelok
I don't always bacon, but when I do, It's at midnight.
namnog
inventors of the shishcabob
GretchenWieners
Wtf, it says dinosaur..
Candice
Guys who picked dinosaurs remember they die in the end
Godless
oh yeh narwhal
BloodyKnives
Oh here we go with the retarded reddit jokes.....
remusyoshi
You have swag? Here we have a faggot
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
MyNameIsKali
more diversity with dinosaurs...
CptHomer
Have a territory of 100 square miles and be able to crush forests beneath your feet? Yessir
MarkTheGr8
You forgot the part about being a fossil, because you died millions of years ago.
Naufal
You forgot that in Would you Rather, the question doesn't have to be realistic.
Hunter King
Dinosaurs die
derp
take that dinosaurs
Goldshinylight
narwhal = Ross and dinosaur = ThatGuyBarney.... who to choose XD
SithRock
And I thought I was the only one here who watched them and Adam...
him is crazy
RRRRROOOOOSSSSS
Silver
Who wouldn't want to be a #ROSSOME narwal? *reference only some will get*
Naufal
What?
Hobbsbird
If you are Ross, then I am Barney
XXXkio
It is an underwater fucking unicorn
Jose
Godzilla is a dinosaur right?
Mabel Pines
Then I wouldn't be extinct :D
Karla Daniela Garcia
wait ¿cant ...?o sith i understood nahual ,(they can transfor in to diferent animals)
nyancat123801
What time does the narwhal bacon :/
Chase Rondeau
narwhal so i can bacon
love_me_olivia
When does the narwal bacon?
zombiewolf2508
Midnight of course.
Katie
Because reddit.
aStonedSquirtle
TIL there's tons of Redditors EVERYWHERE.
zombiewolf2508
@aStonedSquirtle Enough screencaps of this place gets reposted, it's honestly not surprising.
Ramona Obergfell
master reddit tells me to choose narwhal...
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Acronta
I bacon.At midnight.
aStonedSquirtle
A certain website is telling me I should be a narwhal... And transform into a greasy food made of the finest cuts of boar at midnight.
Sandypengu
sea unicorn!
Odin
I had to choose between the mascot of the internet or my childhood obsession. :(
MarkTheGr8
No, it doesn't say unicorn with rainbow farts anywhere.
Jeremy
STEGOSAURUS!!!!
Ryan
i can bacon
cactusballoon
Why can't I be both?!?!?
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight.
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight
Dan Raines
I get to bacon at midnight