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67% be a dinosaur

33% be a narwhal

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Be a narwhal

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  • 334

    Gringomiester

    6 years ago

    Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean

    • 37

      namnog

      5 years ago

      lol love that song

    • 63

      Madison Reardon

      5 years ago

      Causin' a commotion

    • 59

      cowsmakedelicous

      5 years ago

      Cuz they are so AWESUM!

    • 18

      Katie

      5 years ago

      I thought the same thing XD

    • 32

      encephalovore

      5 years ago

      They'd beat a dinosaur in a fight.

    • 20

      Nathan

      5 years ago

      damn now i wanna change my answer

    • 25

      Andre Navacinsk Ferr

      5 years ago

      Narwhals narwhals swimin' in the ocean

    • 21

      dolan

      5 years ago

      pretty big and pretty wide they beat a polar bear in a fight

    • 24

      Porpus

      5 years ago

      they are the jedi of the sea

    • 22

      Phantom L

      5 years ago

      Don't let em touch your balls

    • 19

      Matthew Kenny

      5 years ago

      Narwhals, They are narwhals, (just don't let them touch your balls)

    • 12

      hnr01

      5 years ago

      Inventors of the Shish kebab

    • 6

      RoBoTZ

      4 years ago

      @nathan if u could everyone will be red in the convo

    • 4

      CyborgKittenPoweh

      4 years ago

      Man...i was gonna say that...beat me by 1 year...

    • 7

      Vampn

      4 years ago

      They got a kick-ass facial horn

    • 8

      Theorcofdead

      4 years ago

      we're underwater unicorns, with a kickass facial horn!

    • 3

      Zack Hunt

      4 years ago

      midnight

    • 3
    • 7

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      We,re the Jedi of the sea!

    • 4

      Kat

      4 years ago

      How are there more dinosaurs D:

    • 9

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      cuz a t-rex can eat you narwals in one bite

    • 5

      Poopfacest

      3 years ago

      Kat, I bet a lot don't know what a Narwhal is!

    • 2

      Micah Philson

      3 years ago

      I guess it depends on the dinosaur. Anklyosaurus or megadon, sure, it'd be badass. Being a chicken sized velocilraptor relying entirely on numbers, being able to be crushed by like any other dinosaur, not so much.

    • 6

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      This says to me "be dead today or be alive today."

    • 3

      FreezingFire

      3 years ago

      That was seriously the first thing I thought of lol.

    • 3

      Shiba

      2 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anM1N5oN-OM

    • 2

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Got to be a Indominus Rex!

    • 1

      1Laika

      2 years ago

      Dang it I was gonna say that!

    • 5

      Shin

      2 years ago

      ROSS IM ONE OF YOU

    • 2

      Justice

      2 years ago

      that's so rossum

    • 6

      Skia

      2 years ago

      I am a stegosaurus!

    • 3

      Connor

      2 years ago

      causing a comotion

    • 2

      Joshua

      2 years ago

      lol that's exactly what is thought

    • 2

      Crashaunt

      2 years ago

      cuz dey r so awesome

    • 2

      Creatizkit

      2 years ago

      Exactly what I started singing....

    • 1

      Ethan

      2 years ago

      They stop Cthulhu eating ye.

    • 4

      Grease

      2 years ago

      CAUSIN' A CONMOTION 'CUZ THEY'RE SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 3

      Sophia

      2 years ago

      UNDERWATER UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1

      Jake

      2 years ago

      To be doomed to die or be an underwater unicorn that is the question

    • 1

      MasterOFDeath

      2 years ago

      Aww, I wanted to make that joke

    • 1

      Speknekje

      2 years ago

      i luv dat song XD

    • 1

      Tulip

      2 years ago

      narwhals narwhales swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome .3.

    • 1

      emma

      2 years ago

      #weebl_is_life

    • 1

      lemontheboss

      2 years ago

      narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, don't you let them touch your balls

    • 1

      meowadam

      2 years ago

      i fucking knew it!

    • 1

      Calzmeister

      2 years ago

      You could be horny all the time!!

    • 2

      banana

      2 years ago

      yea love it! im a squished banana a girl banana

    • 2

      mathewnmichael

      2 years ago

      PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE JEDIS OF THE SEA (atlantic craft minecraft version of it P.S. check out their channel!)

    • 0

      Hobbsbird

      2 years ago

      They stop Ctulhu eating ye

    • 0

      GORGON

      2 years ago

      I don't give a shit if I become extinct! IM A FUCKING DINOSAUR! (I love that narwhal song tho)

    • 0

      jonabigge

      2 years ago

      causing a commotion, 'cause they are so awesome...

    • 1

      KristinThePanda

      2 years ago

      These blue peeps are missing out. NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMIN IN DAH OCEAN CAUSIN A COMMOTION CUZ DEY R SOY AWESOME!

    • 0

      Thedumguy

      2 years ago

      That is why the government delete that add.

    • 1

      Lawlz

      2 years ago

      Narwhals, Narwhals, Swagmasters of the ocean, Big mass commotion!

    • 0

      derp

      2 years ago

      like a underwater unicorn they got a big ass facial horn they are the jedi's of the sea

    • 0

      owen

      2 years ago

      rawrs

    • 0

      Brandon

      2 years ago

      like an underwater unicorn who has a kick ass facial horn they are the jedi's of the sea

    • 0

      xXB3a5t_Mod3Xx

      2 years ago

      Narwhals are love Narwhals are Life

    • 0

      bluejay17

      2 years ago

      @Gringomiester you changed my answer

    • 0

      SolarArcher

      1 year ago

      narwhals narwhals living in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome!!!!

    • 0

      indigopurple

      1 year ago

      I want to change my answer

    • 0

      SwiftThief

      1 year ago

      you can be a under water dino

    • 0

      TheSkyrimLord169

      1 year ago

      DINOSAURS ARE SO COOL

    • 0

      Ethan

      1 year ago

      So fucking annoying

    • 0

      Darkbrother321

      1 year ago

      THEEEEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

    • 0

      Kaliyah

      1 year ago

      I can stab annoying people with my horn... MWA HA HA!!!!!!!

    • 0

      DogeGuy

      1 year ago

      Darkbrother, it's a kickass facial PORN XD

    • 1

      TheLoneWolf756

      1 year ago

      M8 us narwhals are jedi so...Roses are red,vilets are blue,If U like Narwhals Ur part of the phew :D

    • 0

      spencer

      1 year ago

      crap i was gonna say that

    • 1

      Smerd

      1 year ago

      CAUSING A COMMOTION 'CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

    • 1

      vortex 6959

      1 year ago

      causing a comochn

    • 2

      Piranha

      1 year ago

      OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!

    • 1

      Demitri925

      1 year ago

      Aren't narwhals like unicorn dolphins?

    • 1

      Lizzie

      1 year ago

      I CAN FLYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3

      WouldYouWhat???

      1 year ago

      Narwhals Rule!

    • 2

      battlebat3

      1 year ago

      I looooooovvvvvvveeeeee that song

    • 2

      Dylan

      1 year ago

      as soon as i saw this question i thaught of that song and i started singing it and scrolled down and saw this comment and was happy even more

    • 1

      SomeRandomDude

      1 year ago

      causing a commotion cause they are so awesome!!!

    • 2

      Bendakid

      1 year ago

      narwahl,narwahl , swimmin' in the ocean, causin a commotion, movin to the motion

    • 0

      Puppywinkles

      1 year ago

      Little...................................

    • 0

      Hupla222

      1 year ago

      I f***king hate narwhals

    • 2

      xXGaming_With_CatXx

      1 year ago

      I was just going to comment "B-But...the narwhals are swimming in the ocean...making a commotion..."

    • 1

      Steph

      1 year ago

      LOL I luv that song

    • 1

      Hybrid

      1 year ago

      You cant go on the land though ;-; your stuck with the sharks and that creepy shit in the water....

    • 0

      Quamal

      1 year ago

      I fucking hate that song.

    • 0

      Daniel

      1 year ago

      Darn you beat me to it

    • 0

      SpazBoi

      1 year ago

      F*cking narwhals

    • 0

      Alex lee

      1 year ago

      no they are not ugly

    • 1

      iiTZGH0Stt

      1 year ago

      LOL \\(^3^)//

    • 0

      jamdough13

      1 year ago

      but dinosaurs are dench

    • 0

      joshlerandfreshpaper

      1 year ago

      HIDE YUR BALLS

    • 1

      NickyB

      1 year ago

      Narwals have no natural enemies

    • 0

      shadowofdestruction

      1 year ago

      holy fuck ima dinosaur

    • 0

      Aidan

      1 year ago

      I was just singing that

    • 0

      tsume

      1 year ago

      Causing a commotion, coz they are so awesome

    • 0

      Faraaz Zia

      11 months ago

      that song

    • 0

      Colorfulstone

      10 months ago

      cauzin a commotion

    • 0

      i luv this name

      10 months ago

      nathan don't worry we all do

    • 0

      CatoisAwesome

      9 months ago

      causing a commotion cauz tey are so awesome there like an underwater unicorn they got a kick a facial horn

    • 0

      Kris

      9 months ago

      CAUZING A COMMOtiON CUZ THEYRE SO AWESOME THEYRE LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN THEY GOT A KICK A FACIAL HORN

  • 56

    nashcali22

    6 years ago

    I have a horn what do you have?

    • 106

      SAUCY SCOTSMAN

      5 years ago

      Lets say I'm a Velociraptor. Razor sharp teeth. Ability to run fast. Agility. Ability to walk on land. Razor sharp claws. Oh, and I don't look fucking retarded.

    • 15

      kevin

      5 years ago

      dont even know what a fucking narwhal is

    • 74

      Maverick Smith

      5 years ago

      Think of it like an underwater Unicorn.

    • 16

      Megagamer

      5 years ago

      saucy Scotsman, you would also be the approximate size of a chicken. Look it up.

    • 3

      Manuel

      5 years ago

      @kevin A Narwhal is a whale with a horn...

    • 10

      Haider

      5 years ago

      Say i'm a T-Rex... Razor sharp teeth. Can run 60 mph. Can walk on land. Vicious predator. So pretty much waaaaaaaaaaay better than a underwater unicorn...

    • 6

      Clayton

      5 years ago

      3, if I choose triceratops.

    • 27

      Avalikia

      5 years ago

      I chose narwhal because then I wouldn't be extinct...

    • 1

      Omnier

      5 years ago

      Three horns. Triceratops. Actually no I would be something cooler like a Velociraptor or a T-rex.

    • 4

      CosmicHebrewZombie

      5 years ago

      I'd be a Velociraptor that is smart enough to put on it's chicken disguise when the Illuminati comes knocking with their big ass asteroid. Yer' just a stupid fish.

    • 4

      chunkeylover45

      5 years ago

      @haider the last two words of your comment make your argument invalid

    • 2

      Kyouzuka Takahashi

      5 years ago

      Narwhale can fly... dinosaur can't

    • 5
    • 4

      MarkTheGr8

      5 years ago

      OH YOU WOULD HAVE RAZOR SHARP TEETH? Well, your teeth are stored in af fucking museum, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL DEAD.

    • 17

      Egol zamheist

      5 years ago

      Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Causin' a commotion cuz they are so awesome! Narwhals, Narwhals swimmin' in the ocean Pretty big and pretty wide they'd beat a polar bear in a fight! Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a awesome facial horn! They're the jedi of the sea! They'll stop Cthulu satin ye Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! They are narwhals (Just don't let them touch your balls) Narwhals, They are Narwhals! Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )

    • 1

      Egol zamheist

      5 years ago

      ...Narwhals! (Inventors of the shish kebab! )

    • 2

      Maximumpainboy

      5 years ago

      A horny whale?

    • 0

      Viktor Dedroog

      4 years ago

      It isn,t a horn it,s on of theit teeth and really sensitive so you can stab with it

    • 1

      UkxDeadlyZz

      4 years ago

      You have a horn- But its through your mouth.

    • 2

      regan

      4 years ago

      I don't see why anyone would wanna be a dinosaur , there all dead

    • 2

      Sir_Fox

      3 years ago

      Just so you people know, you would be a dinosaur in THIS era. M-M-M-MASS GENOCIDE

    • 0

      Micah Philson

      3 years ago

      Only problem is that being a velocilraptor, it's easy to die and you rely entirely on numbers. I'd be like an anklyosaurus and be invincible. or megalodon or something.

    • 0

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      2 years ago

      If im an Indominus Rex, I have Razor sharp teeth and claws longer arms than a t-rex but similar body to a t-rex but im half t-rex half velociraptor and I look fucking awesome, Also I can eat a narwhal in one bite.

    • 0

      MJB_Arctic

      2 years ago

      Teeth

    • 0

      Reshatina

      1 year ago

      Now I get to cause alot of commotion.

    • 0

      Someone

      1 year ago

      I am a crow (birds are dinosaurs), I am smarter than any other dinosaur and than a narwhal.

    • 0

      ThePsychoBear

      5 months ago

      I have two horns, or three, or thirteen. :)

    • 0

      skylord

      1 month ago

      Teeth claws legs arms

  • 29

    namnog

    5 years ago

    NARWAHALS

  • 26

    VSpartan

    6 years ago

    I get an awesome horn and the military wouldn't hunt me down. I'm good as a narwhal.

    • 4

      Sha5y

      5 years ago

      Underwater unicorns are prettiful :)

  • 22

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight

    • 4

      love_me_olivia

      5 years ago

      Reddit!!

    • 0

      zombiewolf2508

      5 years ago

      This would be the best part.

    • 4

      Jake

      4 years ago

      cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

  • 8

    DeezNuttz

    5 years ago

    NARWALS, NARWALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!

  • 8

    PianoWizzy

    5 years ago

    stomp, stomp, stomp, om nom nom nom

    • 1

      cake4

      2 years ago

      YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!! fucking dino

  • 8

    May

    5 years ago

    I love dinos

  • 8

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

  • 7

    alongdark

    5 years ago

    I AM A STEGOSAURUS.

    • 0

      Crasy_Wolfang

      5 years ago

      WRAAR! I'M A BRONTOSARUS!

    • 4

      MarkTheGr8

      5 years ago

      Be quiet. Extinct animals don't talk.

    • 0

      Naufal

      2 years ago

      Quite, seal unicorn thing.

    • 0

      EdiblePancake

      1 year ago

      rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xd

    • 0

      armoredbandit

      6 months ago

      dang it i wanted to be a stegosaurus but the narwhal song

  • 7

    DarklordTheo

    6 years ago

    Obviously depends on what era though. Wouldn't want to be around for that meteor XD

    • 1

      Pingy Rano

      5 months ago

      Technically, there's a 1 in 60.2 billion chance that the day you are alive is the day of the meteor.

  • 6

    Ashlee

    5 years ago

    Oh, shit. I'm baconing..

  • 6

    Avak8904

    5 years ago

    The Narwhal bacon's at midnight.

  • 6

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight

  • 5

    SuburbanBatman

    5 years ago

    narwhals have magic sooooo yea.

  • 5

    Leelok

    5 years ago

    I don't always bacon, but when I do, It's at midnight.

  • 5

    namnog

    5 years ago

    inventors of the shishcabob

  • 5

    GretchenWieners

    6 years ago

    Wtf, it says dinosaur..

  • 4

    Candice

    4 years ago

    Guys who picked dinosaurs remember they die in the end

  • 4

    Godless

    5 years ago

    oh yeh narwhal

  • 4

    BloodyKnives

    5 years ago

    Oh here we go with the retarded reddit jokes.....

  • 4

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

  • 4

    MyNameIsKali

    6 years ago

    more diversity with dinosaurs...

  • 4

    CptHomer

    6 years ago

    Have a territory of 100 square miles and be able to crush forests beneath your feet? Yessir

    • 7

      MarkTheGr8

      5 years ago

      You forgot the part about being a fossil, because you died millions of years ago.

    • 0

      Naufal

      2 years ago

      You forgot that in Would you Rather, the question doesn't have to be realistic.

  • 3

    Hunter King

    2 years ago

    Dinosaurs die

  • 3

    Goldshinylight

    2 years ago

    narwhal = Ross and dinosaur = ThatGuyBarney.... who to choose XD

    • 1

      SithRock

      1 year ago

      And I thought I was the only one here who watched them and Adam...

  • 3

    him is crazy

    2 years ago

    RRRRROOOOOSSSSS

  • 3

    Silver

    2 years ago

    Who wouldn't want to be a #ROSSOME narwal? *reference only some will get*

  • 3

    XXXkio

    3 years ago

    It is an underwater fucking unicorn

  • 3

    Jose

    4 years ago

    Godzilla is a dinosaur right?

  • 3

    Mabel Pines

    4 years ago

    Then I wouldn't be extinct :D

  • 3

    Karla Daniela Garcia

    5 years ago

    wait ¿cant ...?o sith i understood nahual ,(they can transfor in to diferent animals)

  • 3

    nyancat123801

    5 years ago

    What time does the narwhal bacon :/

  • 3

    Chase Rondeau

    5 years ago

    narwhal so i can bacon

  • 3

    love_me_olivia

    5 years ago

    When does the narwal bacon?

  • 3

    Katie

    5 years ago

    Because reddit.

    • 0

      aStonedSquirtle

      5 years ago

      TIL there's tons of Redditors EVERYWHERE.

    • 0

      zombiewolf2508

      5 years ago

      @aStonedSquirtle Enough screencaps of this place gets reposted, it's honestly not surprising.

  • 3

    Ramona Obergfell

    5 years ago

    master reddit tells me to choose narwhal...

  • 3

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

  • 3

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

  • 0

    SweetFish

    1 week ago

    Narwhals: The ocean’s Unicorn.

  • 0

    Yellow Raptor

    1 week ago

    J U R R A S I C P A R K A L L T H E W A Y

  • 2

    Acronta

    5 years ago

    I bacon.At midnight.

  • 2

    aStonedSquirtle

    5 years ago

    A certain website is telling me I should be a narwhal... And transform into a greasy food made of the finest cuts of boar at midnight.

  • 2

    Sandypengu

    5 years ago

    sea unicorn!

  • 2

    Odin

    5 years ago

    I had to choose between the mascot of the internet or my childhood obsession. :(

    • 0

      MarkTheGr8

      5 years ago

      No, it doesn't say unicorn with rainbow farts anywhere.

  • 2

    Jeremy

    5 years ago

    STEGOSAURUS!!!!

  • 2

    Ryan

    5 years ago

    i can bacon

  • 2

    cactusballoon

    5 years ago

    Why can't I be both?!?!?

  • 2

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

  • 2

    Dan Raines

    5 years ago

    I get to bacon at midnight.

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