Note: The chapstick is tropical flavored.
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canadice
Woohoo! I'm a slot machine!
Emmett Lowe
XD
Joe Harring
DAMN YOU INTERNET.
BananasGoMoo
i picked blue because of this comment
T.P.N
no just a slut
Ponopzop
This is why I really need to read the comments before deciding.
ChaosPowerCP
If I eat the quarter, all I have to do is swallow it and be done. Chapstick would take a while and require a lot more effort.
halo66333
Chap stivk yum im drooling
Slate Curtis
Slut machine*
NotYoCheese1998
Where do I put the coin xD
Raytay824
I would pull your slots until all of your quarters came out.
cadals
your definatly a slot machine
Radarrad
i would like to change my answer now xD
Shannon
@canadice - no, you're a human. @ChaosPowerCP - chapstick is softer, therefore it won't hurt your stomach. @NotYoCheese1998 - your mouth; that's how you eat things. @cadals - no, we're humans.
Tomer
LOL xD
Shepard of Shekels
The unbelievable amount of laughter this comment gave me swayed my choice.
Kat ( ﾟдﾟ)
No just no
Kat ( ﾟдﾟ)
No just no
Kat ( ﾟдﾟ)
No just no
FSK95
At least I will be valuable. If you know what I mean...
kyle
free toss ride
Pinkie pie
U got that from markiplier
zachmartin1111
Hahahaha
swqe143
slot machine lol
Cakepopdance
Couldn't you choke on a quarter? At least chapstick is made to be edible...
poopyface
Lol
RickDomhof112
yay!
MrendercreepIII
wont the quarter just be melted by the acid?
lol-ipop
But dont people get the money inside of slot machines? That must be painful.
noname
i cant find the coin slot ... there it is
KawwaiAnime
Yep
KawwaiAnime
@Shannon Stop Being An Idiot. Chapstick Is Bigger, HAs A Case, And Shes Just Trying to Be Funny. #FreedomForTheBlues
Keeley
Livo9
lol
Savi Ramirez
I did when I was 7
Savi Ramirez
Oh wait, I'm 4
Emma Anno
Canadice xD
Allegre
canadice XD
DucksFanMariota
Out of your ass
poopkiler
your stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupidddddddddddddd
Alexa
Canadice, you took me
Mr. Apple
it stands: The chapstick is tropical flavored. so fuck the coin slot im going to be a chapstick on the the inside
zaller
wow
MASON
Ribby and Croaks
peanutbutterjelly
insert coin get crap
PhanTrash
Can I change my answet?
Evalgra
who knows where that quarter has been though
ZuccMyHairyNuts
...
Loveless Catzee
Woohoo! You're in the ER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope
@Shannon stop ruining the humor they're just trying to be funny
D3athBecomes
Most people end up eating a small amount of chapstick every time they apply any.
Mr. Apple
u sure
soup
ok
SocialHawk26230
i've already eaten a quarter i need to try something new
noproblem22
how.......
zrayz0123
Same i was in pre k and i had a quarter when i was sleeping and ate it:( the docs waited till pooped out
zrayz0123
Same i was in pre k and i had a quarter when i was sleeping and ate it:( the docs waited till pooped out
lol-ipop
Oh, I already tasted chapsticks. They actually taste pretty decent!
Loveless Catzee
When I was 6 I ALMOST ate a penny. Then my dad stopped the situation. However, that didn't stop me from eating that tasty vanilla chapstick in third grade... yum
mikeass
My friend once ate a quarter...when he shat it out he said it was the most painful thing he's ever experienced.
Aisha
So you picked quarter??????
Katie
Why did you pick it?
GORGON
not true, I ate a quarter when I was 6, I didn't feel a thing
drc
the fact that you chose quarter made me laugh
KawwaiAnime
I Only Ate A Dime. It Was An Accident, They Taste Good Though!!!!
Rythmbot
What is wrong with you people??
LOLking
I'm in for the fruity flavor.
iwondernot
chapstic is wax...
lol-ipop
Ear Wax
Kikira
Been there, done that.
Sam Walker
Wait, what flavor is the quarter?
Daemond Rogan
Dirty.... The quarter has probably been places unknown...
KawwaiAnime
Steel. It Tasted Yum. :P
Crissy
I chose the wrong one. They never said how much chapstick.
Fedos
I figured they meant one stick.
Rustic_Chaos
quarter flavored chapstick
Boddhi
Already done, I was 5
bob6969||
note. the flavor of chapstic doesnt change much
TheOnionCat
Tropical flavored chapstick is just bleh to me
pigruler
I've eaten a dime and a penny as a toddler, so a quarter is worth a try... Plus the coins do come out when you take a dump, fyi :)
Mossy
But would you be willing to dig the coins out afterwards?..
Poo P. Face
So does the Chapstick. Ba-Boom.
SomeRandomGuySRG
Who says how much Chapstick you have to eat
Kate
I eat chapstick anyway...
Sophie
You should've made it a stick of deodorant
KawwaiAnime
Yep
GiveMePie
I once ate chpatsick.. @[email protected]
lols
ive ate chaps tic its not bad
Battlefront
Me too for me it was a hobby.
MKGamer
I did (by accident) when I was little.
The Price is Wrong
it'll pass
Jenna_Da_Boss
Chapstick can't make you choke..
Grant Gillespie
I already ate a quarter. I actually did so in first grade.
Bball Beast
Some chapstick is edible. I have eaten sprite chapstick before. It was tasty.
Katie Smith
Chapstick is evil stuff.
Matt Emerson Turner
At least I can digest chapstick.. Not like I haven't already done it..
singingcod
I'm going to shit money anytime soon
Nolan
I used to eat chapstick all teh time as a kid
drizzy
Do you have to eat the plastic case or just the balm?
Mossy
Just the balm..
Purple797
when i shit i win
iholland95
Eating chapstick would kill you quicker than eating a quarter.
novacaine
But.. chapstick tastes nicer..
JNmeister
How?
DollGirlCuteKid
Chapstick doesn't kill you
DollGirlCuteKid
Chapstick doesn't kill you
silver
No it won't if it did why do u put it on ur lips and I know people who would put it on there lips lick there lip and put more on it's the same thing as eating it
Dem0n1x
If you need a gumball just use the bathroom easy!
Bloopy Floopy
I wanna be slot machine
dQw4w9WgXcQ
I legit used to break into my Mum's room while my parents were watching TV and steal the strawberry chapstick. One word... Yum (I chose Strawberry btw)
Sarken
A quarter of a pie
Karina
I do it anyway...
zaller
that people would eat a quarer
EggsBenedict
At least it tastes good
elijah
I have swallowed a quarter before , worst process ever
Lizzy D
Omg this is easy you most likely wont CHOKE AND DIE from chapstick plus it may be flavored and mushy like mashed potatoes
Battlefront
It is I used to eat it. The flavored ones taste really good
LordPotatoe1
Give me a quarter and water comes out
HardcoreTS
You would just poop it out. Im pretty sure the chapstick would kill you.
HardcoreTS
When you poop it out itll be like the return quarter button. Its like a savings account where you poop out the money later
Cassidy
People be crazy, not like I'ma really digest a quarter
Duck
Some chapstick tastes as good as it smells
TheRealCrundee
i alredy eat chapstick it taste like its sent
Cuboid!
"I'll save that, for later."
watermelon
At least it won't break your teeth
what_am_i_doing_with_my_life?
Didn't say u had to eat the whole chopstick, plus my baby cousin eat a Chapstick and she's fine, she only 5 and spent a night in hospital bc she ate the Chapstick
JoshHossack
A quarter, just because I've done it before...