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49% Have a Pinocchio nose

51% Have Dumbo ears

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Have a Pinocchio nose
51%
590,123 disagree
Have Dumbo ears

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664 comments

  • 263

    Mclovin

    5 years ago

    Guys never lie.

  • 44

    cass

    5 years ago

    fly or have a nose that grows when i lie ? DUMBO!!

  • 16

    Monica Thuy Tran

    5 years ago

    I can freaking fly

    • 1

      1stwarror

      4 years ago

      Not to mention my central portion of my face would be intact. I can still find a mate :D

    • 0

      Elena

      1 year ago

      EXACTLY!

  • 13

    GareBear

    5 years ago

    I would give the greatest oral...

  • 12

    ToothPasteMan

    5 years ago

    Either way the government would capture you and perform fun experiments on you.

  • 10

    Camila Lopez

    4 years ago

    Nose job, suckers.

  • 9

    Skyentist

    5 years ago

    Lie to a woman all night and then make her happy.

  • 8

    Patrick Pittman

    5 years ago

    You know what they say about guys with big noses...

  • 7

    Kaleb

    4 years ago

    I could fly with the second.

  • 7

    Kagan Rice

    5 years ago

    dumbo could fly.. thats that

  • 7

    Santos Makes People-

    5 years ago

    I would never lie for the rest of my life.

  • 6

    jmanaterjose

    5 years ago

    I can fly

  • 5

    marcus2850

    5 years ago

    bitch i can fly

  • 5

    some jewish dude

    5 years ago

    i think girls would appreciate my big wood ;)

  • 4

    thesystemoutsmarter

    1 year ago

    i would be able to fly

  • 4

    Alexander Adan Gutie

    5 years ago

    woah, 50/50 o.o

  • 4

    Kyle Latin

    5 years ago

    Think about it. If you had a pinocchio nose then people will know when you lie. With Dumbo ears... YOU CAN FUCKING FLY!!!

  • 4

    ballcrapJQtrav

    5 years ago

    I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNUH LIEEE!!!!!

  • 4

    Coolkid1256

    5 years ago

    Already do.

  • 1

    Min

    1 month ago

    smh. Pinocchio turned into a real boy at the end the movie, so I would have a normal human nose

  • 3

    Nina

    3 years ago

    Someone: "What's that sound?" Me: "Just let me fold out my ears"

  • 3

    Patzer

    4 years ago

    I assume this means I can fly as well (:

  • 3

    Henry Strgus

    5 years ago

    I would do some nasty things with that nose.....

  • 3

    Skylar

    5 years ago

    This is not a lie.

  • 0

    tannerethan

    17 hours ago

    i would just grow my hair out so you could not see it

  • 2

    Aidan

    1 year ago

    If I had dumbo ears I could fly

  • 2

    SpinoKitten

    1 year ago

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

  • 2

    Reaperjinkai

    1 year ago

    ima fly bitches

  • 2

    gamingDJ

    1 year ago

    50 50. Hmmm....fly, or everyone can instantly tell when you are lying...

  • 2

    Rhys Siebert

    1 year ago

    I got me some huge ears plus I can fly

  • 2

    Radeon

    1 year ago

    Big ears

  • 0

    DatGirl

    1 week ago

    1: Dumbo ears could provide a built in fan and better hearing 2: THE POWER OF FLIG

  • 2

    Evan

    4 years ago

    "Would you rather fly or always be caught lying, looking weird as fuck either way?" Yeah, I think I know what my answer is.

  • 2

    Shayla

    4 years ago

    No way! 50% each! Cool!

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    Dirty Dan

    8 months ago

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    • 0

      LegoRobin

      4 months ago

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  • 0

    Speedster111

    4 weeks ago

    i'm Jewish so I already have that.

  • 0

    Julia Sergenian

    1 month ago

    I CAN HEAR YOU. DON"T MOVE ANY CLOSER. WELL FUCK YOU DID DICK. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 0

    Craftingjunk

    1 month ago

    I would be able to fly

  • 1

    FiReMOP

    1 year ago

    I can hear my neighbours at midnight.

  • 1

    Unicorno

    1 year ago

    With Pinocchio nose people know when you lie but with dumbo ears you can fly

  • 1

    Peak Lynch

    1 year ago

    If you have Dumbo ears you could fly!

  • 0

    [deleted]

    1 month ago

    I can flap the haters away

  • 1

    TakeruDavis

    1 year ago

    It would be inconvenient a lot, but then I could F a girl with my nose. Never been much of a fan of the norm...

  • 1

    Sifkl

    1 year ago

    50/50!XD

  • 1

    Tyler

    1 year ago

    You would be able to fucking fly

  • 0

    ViperX

    1 month ago

    At least I am dumbo jumbo!

  • 1

    teleport

    3 years ago

    There's always plastic surgery

  • 1

    #Asha

    3 years ago

    NEVER LIE

  • 1

    yayniki

    3 years ago

    Lol nose job :)

  • 1

    amesaroni

    3 years ago

    Pinocchio bc all you would have to do is not lie then you would have a normal nose. Duh.

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