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49% Have a Pinocchio nose

51% Have Dumbo ears

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Have a Pinocchio nose
51%
587,248 disagree
Have Dumbo ears

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  • 261

    Mclovin

    5 years ago

    Guys never lie.

  • 44

    cass

    5 years ago

    fly or have a nose that grows when i lie ? DUMBO!!

  • 16

    Monica Thuy Tran

    5 years ago

    I can freaking fly

    • 1

      1stwarror

      4 years ago

      Not to mention my central portion of my face would be intact. I can still find a mate :D

    • 0

      Elena

      1 year ago

      EXACTLY!

  • 13

    GareBear

    5 years ago

    I would give the greatest oral...

  • 12

    ToothPasteMan

    5 years ago

    Either way the government would capture you and perform fun experiments on you.

  • 10

    Camila Lopez

    4 years ago

    Nose job, suckers.

  • 9

    Skyentist

    4 years ago

    Lie to a woman all night and then make her happy.

  • 8

    Patrick Pittman

    4 years ago

    You know what they say about guys with big noses...

  • 7

    Kaleb

    4 years ago

    I could fly with the second.

  • 7

    Kagan Rice

    5 years ago

    dumbo could fly.. thats that

  • 7

    Santos Makes People-

    5 years ago

    I would never lie for the rest of my life.

  • 6

    jmanaterjose

    5 years ago

    I can fly

  • 5

    marcus2850

    5 years ago

    bitch i can fly

  • 5

    some jewish dude

    5 years ago

    i think girls would appreciate my big wood ;)

  • 4

    thesystemoutsmarter

    1 year ago

    i would be able to fly

  • 4

    Alexander Adan Gutie

    5 years ago

    woah, 50/50 o.o

  • 4

    Kyle Latin

    5 years ago

    Think about it. If you had a pinocchio nose then people will know when you lie. With Dumbo ears... YOU CAN FUCKING FLY!!!

  • 4

    ballcrapJQtrav

    5 years ago

    I LIKE BIG BUTSS AND I CANNUH LIEEE!!!!!

  • 4

    Coolkid1256

    5 years ago

    Already do.

  • 3

    Nina

    3 years ago

    Someone: "What's that sound?" Me: "Just let me fold out my ears"

  • 3

    Patzer

    4 years ago

    I assume this means I can fly as well (:

  • 3

    Henry Strgus

    5 years ago

    I would do some nasty things with that nose.....

  • 3

    Skylar

    5 years ago

    This is not a lie.

  • 2

    Aidan

    1 year ago

    If I had dumbo ears I could fly

  • 2

    SpinoKitten

    1 year ago

    I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

  • 2

    Reaperjinkai

    1 year ago

    ima fly bitches

  • 2

    gamingDJ

    1 year ago

    50 50. Hmmm....fly, or everyone can instantly tell when you are lying...

  • 2

    Rhys Siebert

    1 year ago

    I got me some huge ears plus I can fly

  • 2

    Radeon

    1 year ago

    Big ears

  • 2

    Evan

    4 years ago

    "Would you rather fly or always be caught lying, looking weird as fuck either way?" Yeah, I think I know what my answer is.

  • 2

    Shayla

    4 years ago

    No way! 50% each! Cool!

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    Dirty Dan

    6 months ago

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    • 0

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      2 months ago

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  • 1

    FiReMOP

    1 year ago

    I can hear my neighbours at midnight.

  • 1

    Unicorno

    1 year ago

    With Pinocchio nose people know when you lie but with dumbo ears you can fly

  • 1

    Peak Lynch

    1 year ago

    If you have Dumbo ears you could fly!

  • 0

    The Superior Knight

    1 month ago

    Just have them removed via surgery.

  • 1

    TakeruDavis

    1 year ago

    It would be inconvenient a lot, but then I could F a girl with my nose. Never been much of a fan of the norm...

  • 1

    Sifkl

    1 year ago

    50/50!XD

  • 1

    Tyler

    1 year ago

    You would be able to fucking fly

  • 0

    AgentChocolateMoose

    1 month ago

    If u have a pinocchio nose, you would just tell the truth. Lying gets you to the same place truth does in the end

  • 0

    Tiyanna

    1 month ago

    plastic surgery who?

  • 0

    epicgamer687

    1 month ago

    I hear you talking about me....

  • 1

    teleport

    3 years ago

    There's always plastic surgery

  • 0

    Ruse

    1 month ago

    Then I can have sex with my nose because my dick is too small :(

  • 1

    #Asha

    3 years ago

    NEVER LIE

  • 1

    yayniki

    3 years ago

    Lol nose job :)

  • 1

    amesaroni

    3 years ago

    Pinocchio bc all you would have to do is not lie then you would have a normal nose. Duh.

  • 1

    UnitatoTot

    3 years ago

    Dumbo could fly, but you must remember that both of his ears are bigger than his head. You would look ridiculous. Pinocchio can't lie, or his nose grows, so if your Pinocchio and you just try your best not to lie, for the most part you'll be normal.

  • 1

    friendly dragon

    3 years ago

    You can always get plastic surgery

  • 1

    Reilly Hearne

    3 years ago

    is sarcasm lying

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