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horsedickdotmpeg
Bitch I'm in spaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
lady_weetly
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Overskill
Space. Gonna go to space. Space. Space. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán
To die i space sounds a lot more sophisticated than dieing from scorpions.. PLUSS YOU'RE IN SPACE!!
Carlo Ferrera
I'm with scorpi-OW!!
Big Bubba
Nigga I'm in SPAAAAAACE!
auburnstar
Didn't say how long you had to be in space for.
Lloyd Tiberius Edgar
I read that in the "PIGS IN SPAYCE!" voice.
likethebaus
Doesn't matter was in space
Baranka
Well, if you go too high up without space suit you will burn alive. I don't like burning
Micah Philson
Plus, it's so much quicker: several minutes, only a few in pain, compared to possibly hours in horrible pain depending on the scorpion type. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD08CuUi_Ek
Cody Dudash
I shall become a satellite!
Cody Dudash
@Baranka Are you an Idiot, you can't burn alive if there is no Oxygen. Your blood would boil due to the difference in pressure, but you couldn't possibly burn alive in space.
Kat
As long as I can wear my favorite fluffy pajamas when I die, I'm okay
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TJHooker
You can survive the scorpion pit, you can't survive space.
Glaceon999
Stay in the ship.
Undead1122
No.Learn space the ship cant create oxygen it would be the same in outer space....
Evalgra
They didn't say how many scorpions were in the pit. There could at least be 2, which wouldn't be so bad.
Utah G
I fall onto a bar floor with the scorpions below # loopholes
Cleaver9077
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feller21
At least I will be able to experience space before my inevitable death :D
Do-nut
space = certain death ::: scorpions = less chance of death
Paul
Read the end. Even if you are on Earth ! Without oxygen
Heroboy99
Who says u can have a torch or a weapon to blast scorpions off?
Dragongirl112
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I like PMMM
@Overskill Space. Space. Wanna go to space. Hey. Hey. Hey lady. Wanna-Wanna go to space with me? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE
BobSpazoid
Imagine when they find you. "Houston, we have another problem. There is a floating corpse heading for the ship."
$GT-AWAUL
me: oooooohhh space is sooo pret-cxrsatcv bdfenvc (choking to death)
PebblePanda
Plus, suffocation isn't painful. Stressful for sure, but so would be scorpions.
Spooky Rabbit
At least you'll have the scenery
Sam
at least my death would be fun
Trenton Worthy
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RorDaBoss
Really? Because if you are sent into space with not enough oxygen to stay alive, you have an almost definite death. I mean, maybe the pit of scorpions has stairs! Or the scorpions could all be dead! Ever think of that???
bluejay17
at least its space
BOMBA123
What about the feeling of suffocating? What about the fact that all the liquids in your body would evaporate OR sizzle? When you get poisoned, you feel sick, and you die.
Thomas Baja
nobody said live scorpions
MadDog
Friendly Scorpions. Problem Solved
Aadit
OHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, SPAAAAAACE. (SO MANY PORTAL/PORTAL 2 STUFF!)
LudwigVonPhoenix
Bitch I'm ESPLODIN' tonight!
TurdManJones
*Shot Into Space* SPAAAAAAAACE!!!! *Ten Minutes Later*Dead
XxthemlgspyxX
bruh dying in space is the worst way to die it may look cool but dude your'e body litterally disintagrates but if ur an escapist like houdini then u could survive the scorpions but houdini cant even do SPACE BRUH FUCKING SPACE
XxthemlgspyxX
and besides the second u get out of earths atmosphere you are dead in 1 second u get disintigrated :l
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What Did You Say You Should Get BANNED.
Justin
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Creeper914
Im in SPACE and i can survive a little more!!!
cheshire
OH ITS SOOOO COOOOOOL SO COOOOL
jetman711
*blood get boiled*
I'll follow the sun
I would spend my last moments among the stars, and I would truly feel free (excepting I'm about to DIE). I would take a final look at the beautiful expanse of universe, the glorious unknown universe, and then say good-bye, among the stars, where I've always wanted to go.
Bendakid
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Nathan
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Colin
*read in lego spaceman voice* "SPACESHIP!"
star
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Kevin
I always wanted to go space :D.
lolomine09
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anahi
Ok como se cambia de idioma
Rick
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
CagiestCobra421
I know right! Also, when your oxygen runs out, you will pass out and feel no pain at all. But a scorpion would cause so much pain you would die because OF the pain and nothing else.
LightningSmash2
i was gonna skip but you made it perfect
SoulSilver
Markiplier’s song ‘Space is Cool’ made me choose blue
FuZdaH
rocketman, burning out his fuse up here aloneee
Michael
After 10 seconds in space, you'll pass out. A lot less painful than being poisoned to death.
mohamed
and enduring a thousand stings of the scorpions, waiting till the poison takes effect, then feeling the effects of the poison (which isn't usually painless)
1kili2
if you are without a space suit but than all liquids in your body would evaporate while you are still awake that is quiete painfull and they sad deadly scorpions wich means you can survive it and it arent poisenous but deadly scorpions so a neurotoxin could also do it than its completly painless seeing you dont feel anything
Micah Philson
but, you're still conscious while the scorpions slowly cut you with their claws and stingers, dying of thirst and hunger. compared to possibly a minute of consciousness, but then being gone.
dat name
and zero gravity
Nick Lucarelli
Didn't say the scorpions can't be dead
Nathan
@1kili2 You would pass out before you feel that
person
It takes waaaay longer to suffocate. Dying with nature. yaaaay!
Ninja-sauce
Dying in space would be more fun to talk about
Zach
If you're sent into space, there is no coming back. In a pit, there's a chance you could kill them and crawl out, but in space, you would indefinitely die.
Timothy Nicholas Sch
i seriously doubt you could fight at least a dozen deadly scorpions and crawl out. one sting and your done.
.
*Clears throat* In a pit of DEADLY Scorpions, Mr Zach.
Fluffasaur
The scorpions could be dead themselfs, or there could be like only 3
Dori Lees
id rather die a unpainful death than a painful death
ben
you think it wouldn't hurt when your lungs implode? - i just chose it to go to space, you die a painful death either way
KittenMittens
Your lungs don't explode
Uszaty223
he said "IMplode". I't opposite of explode. They would just tighten and tighten up. Also you would probably pass out before runing out of oxygen?
jetman711
your blood also boils (not from heat it just turns from liquid to gas from the decreased preasure)
nashcali22
Holding your breath for a little while is way easier than dodging freaking scorpions while fully submerged it them.
Trevor
You can't hold your breath in space. While your body could avoid explosive decompression for about 15 seconds, the death would be especially excruciating.
Kendall Walls
The idea that you think space would be more survival made me laugh SOOOO hard LOL
MorDeCaza
Well actually trevor....http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/06/you-can-survive-being-exposed-to-the-near-vacuum-of-space-for-about-90-seconds-with-no-longterm-damage/
Aaron Jacob Gerbert
MorDeCaza, emphasis on the NEAR VACUUM, meaning you are close to the vacuum of space, not it in.
Trevor Moore
nope. it ain't excruciating cause you're body won't be able to handle the pressure. Your brain would shut down. rather have a painful 10 sec death then a long painful poisonous death.
BloodyKnives
Agreed with Trevor, dude, your body would explode within seconds
Peter
I just like going to space
pedro
don't forget a blanket. it's kinda cold too.
icecreamjello
it says without ENOUGH oxygen, it doesn't say that you'll be just floating around in space, you'll most likely be in a suit but not have enough oxygen leading to the suit.
theTexan
It could be a pit of dead scorpions
Andreas Borbon Osiri
I'd just pour some alcohol on them scorpionas
Alex SecretNinja San
you cant hold your breath space is a huge vacuum and oxygen is what keeps your lungs from coming out of your nose.
Krontimus
@nashcali22 You made me give up on humanity
jakereeno
When you go into space with no oxygen or helmet your head would explode and you'd die where as if you was in wit deadly scorpions while naked and your "helmet" showing youve got more chance of living
animekat
Even if you tried to hold your breath, all traces of oxygen would be sucked out of your body within a matter of seconds... Then again, a quick (but still excruciatingly painful) death in space seems like a better option than a slow death from toxins.
ChaosPowerCP
There's absolutely no way to survive in space. It's very unlikely, but you might be able to live through the scorpions. If not, the poison with take effect and you'll pass out and die with little pain.
TheMiniBoosb
Until you die
squidguy83
That's not how it works retard. You would implode instantly even if you didn't have oxygen for ANY oxygen in you for a split second!
.
It only says "be sent into space without enough oxygen" I don't see where it says i'm gonna be naked or somethin'
yahir
Excuse me but you have a better chance of living through scorpions then being sent into space forever
Billy4546
I could sing 'And now we say goodbyyyyeee to the moon men, goodbyyyyyyyeeeee moonmen, goodbyyyyyyyyyyyeeeee...' before I die
Aaron Dent
U goon to die eithr esy
puppy da boss
A LITTLE WHILE YOU'D BE THERE FOR HOURS
Fennekin
It never says they're alive
Nick
I just couldn't stand the idea of slowly dying from a lack of oxygen.
Harry MacCormack
Actually, in a spacecraft with a CO2 filter, which is all of them, you would just slowly fall asleep and drift off to death. The violent reaction of asphyxiation is triggered by an over-abundance of carbon dioxide, not a lack of oxygen. It would probably be a lot nicer than death by scorpion
tholomewsense
Harry knows his shit
Niker107
at least I'd get to fly in zero gravity than get poisoned in the butt
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You go WikiHarry
cheshire
you're a wiki wizard harry
Captain Twig
1.) you can survive in space for up to 90 seconds with NO oxygen without permanent damage. 2.) the skin is strong enough to hold your body together. You probably learned the human body explodes from a crappy movie where ships made sound while flying in space too. 3.) It says not enough oxygen, but never specifies what it is enough oxygen for. This could be not enough oxygen to sprint, but enough to sit there and wait for help.
Nick Smith
Id rather die fighting... painfully.. but fighting at least.
CptHomer
If I defeated the scorpion it would be awesome!
itsthejizz
scorpions* xD
agindoof
you won't though but at least its quicker(i think)
Kendall Walls
You couldn't and it'd be WAAAAY more terrifying and painful in space you'd just pass out and that'd be it.
cool kid
I could defeat one in a loly pop lol
_Fine_
If Imma die either way then...... SPACESHIP
Kailey A. Aley
Wonder what it would feel like to have all of your oxygen taken away quickly to where you cant breathe at all.. Basically like smothering
trisscarro
what's a cooler way to die than exploding in space?
CellGirl
I'd be like 'Oh it's ma- -gets impaled by meteor- Oh, that'll leave a -boom-'
[deleted]
If I'd be thrown into space just like that, I'd be dead immediately. More comfortable than the scorpions.
TheSteaky
I've been in pits, and I've been around deadly scorpions. I've never been to space.
Duncaan43
scorpions poison is a neurotoxin, which I imagine would be fairly painful but not as painful as decompression or as uncomfortable as suffocation.
Dori Lees
and i dont want to die naked!!!!!
Andrew Colletti
be nice little scorpion...good boy!
Thatguy20
Its faster
Maddy
oxygen because youd die faster with scorpions long and slow and painful death...
SabeWuf
You actually will freeze more quickly that you will run out of air
Batman
doesn't say the scorpions have to be alive :)
Michelle Owens
What a way to go!
Eric Forman Gauli
Fuck my feet! step step step step
Ťhe Mȝlsher
scientific fact (scorpion poison can't kill an adult human)
mckena
This would be a bad way to find out that you are allergic!
Talon999
We are assuming that the scorpions are in fact deadly and that there are many anyway.
Triale
let's go scorpions-
Josh Montalvo
Stomp em
Rikujin
you'll freeze in space anyway
Ethan
Not true. Space has no medium with which to absorb your body heat. You'll suffocate before you die of other causes.
Jaysus
While there is still a universe, there is a medium, your body loses heat via radiation, you will both freeze and burn (your flesh will freeze, your blood will boil) due to there being no barrier between you and the cosmic rays given off from the sun. Also, you could not hold your breath because the air in your lungs will be sucked out of you as well as any urine, faeces or stomach contents. So, you would; freeze, burn, suffocate, puke, piss yourself, and shit your pants all the same space of time, at least you would have a small chance with the scorpions..
Shurtugil
You will actually boil and explode from the lack of pressure. Think about a balloon popping but messier.
romram
As much as i hate the idea of suffocating, it doens't say you'd be stranded in space, and it doesn't say you cant notice the low oxygen and go back in the ship
fred_weasley0502
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Idk
I can climb out of the pit...
Bruh
Scorpions are chill. If you don't piss them off, like me.
Candy
Wouldn't you die either way?
JEagle9
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah Rose
Either way your dead so who cares
Jeweljessec
To be fair, they never said where in space you would be. Like right next to a space station. :P
Saladass
Space is cooler, but u can survive the scorpions.
Rabu Tsuyoiude
Are they big enough to rape? *tranquilizes them all good enough so they are deep asleep and long enough from me to rape themk all and rapes them* You didn't say I can't have tranquilizer with me :P I love scorpions, they are interesting. *also finds a way to climb out after done raping them all*
Rabu Tsuyoiude
Them*
Camryn
You would die quicker in space
PEPSI-AND-PIE
so die naked by scorpions or suffocate in space seeing stars and planets and be able to float what would I do????
lilzaratata
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Urthumbvsmine
Breath*
Mercy Krusz
Never said the creatures r alive!!!!!!
Nynrahman
"Naked" does not necessarily equate to "appetizing".
bob the builder
You can survive the pit but not survive in outer space with not enough oxygen
Yoel Goldson
Suffocating is extremely painful if you voted blue I want you to try this. Hold your nose and cover your mouth imagine if that pain went on until you died. Now I'm not saying red isnt painful I'm just saying suffocation I'd worse
Bogdan Paicu
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
Sandypengu
i'll call the tok'ra, sure they'll be mad for having to bail me out agian but better than dying! :D
[deleted]
SPACE!!! It's a short death, like, "Huah! Huah! THIS... WAS... AWESOME!" not like, "The venom... I can't see! SOMEONE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
4k3el
Once I'm dead i'll float to a distant galaxy (whilst body is preserved) hoping for aliens to find my body and clone me.
CellGirl
My blood and guts shall rain down on the unsuspecting public!!!