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- You would rather Wrestle a territorial 8 foot alligator by diving on its back than Castrate a lamb using only your teeth.
- You would rather eat moldy grapes (a small bunch) than eat moldy toast (one slice).
- You would rather be slapped full-force by a UFC fighter. than forced to lick a dog turd..
- If you could live without air, water, and food, you would rather be stuck on the moon than be free floating in space.
- If you were a pirate, you would rather have a pet monkey than have a talking parrot.