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55% be shot in both kneecaps

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Be stabbed in the stomach 10 times
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Be shot in both kneecaps

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Either way you get to live.

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  • 184

    Brendan

    10 years ago

    Stabbings would be a bit more manageable if I survive, survival being the key there.

    • 480

      Joseph D Vondross

      8 years ago

      Are you kidding me? People die from a single stabbing to the stomach and you think youll survive 10, FUck No!! BUllshit

    • 254

      Jamie Coolstorybro D

      8 years ago

      Say's either way you get to live so I'd go for the stabs

    • 62

      D'vaughn Clarke

      8 years ago

      they shouldsay once,caus realisticly if you get stabbed 10 times ur dead.

    • 153

      Dojoslasher

      7 years ago

      2 SHOTS TO THE FUCKING KNEECAP? fuck that im not losing my legs for some bullshit. STAB ME.

    • 56

      tyler

      7 years ago

      says either way you get to live. "Either way you get to live."

    • 29

      Tom

      7 years ago

      People die with one stap... Ten they survive you say?

    • 76

      2weirdy

      7 years ago

      I picked this just so I can say: "... but then I took a bullet to the knee!"

    • 9

      Tom

      7 years ago

      if your femoral artery gets cut when you get shot you are dead.

    • 19

      Konev13

      7 years ago

      Yes, the description says i survive, thats the only reason i picked this, i want to know how.

    • 25

      ThunderHornet

      7 years ago

      knives do more damage than bullets.. and you NEED your stomach to live, but dont need ur kneecaps retard

    • 28

      Okmrbob

      7 years ago

      ermahgerd read the description

    • 49

      AussyPyro

      7 years ago

      @ThunderHornet Are you... Like, answer honestly, are you aware of what a bullet does? A bullet would fuck you up. a knife will cut you, that is about it, a bullet will penetrate, likely fragment, if you're lucky rip a hole out the other side, and a shot to the gut would fuck up your neck with the amount of force if hits with. @all those people who think you auto die from a stabbing, getting stabbed 10 times does not say all at once, or 10 individual wounds, but it's easily survivable, especially if it's a short knife. Few scars, no lasting damage, your knees would be fucked for life.

    • 21

      midori

      7 years ago

      WHO NEEDS KNEE CAPS ANYWAY

    • 19

      anonymous123

      7 years ago

      yeah I need my knee caps, I couldn't bear not being able to play football/soccer. as long as I survive getting stabbed in the stomach ten times that is

    • 6

      Joosep Puusaag

      7 years ago

      one stab wonded., two stabs dead

    • 32

      auburnstar

      7 years ago

      It didn't say WHAT you'd be stabbed with. Could be a play dough sword.

    • 4

      Discord's wings

      7 years ago

      @Joseph D Vondross Read the desc dumbass...

    • 5

      Franklin Chen

      7 years ago

      @Joseph You're a fucking dumbass. Read the description

    • 12

      Franklin Chen

      7 years ago

      @thunderhornet Knives do more damage than bullets? This is the REAL world. Not cod.

    • 8

      TheXXsloXX

      7 years ago

      if u get stabbed in front of a hospital you are gona survive! :P

    • 13

      UseThisToAddressMe

      7 years ago

      Description says I survive either way so I chose 10 stabs in the stomach. The idea of such damage to joints is probably the only type of bodily harm that makes me cringe.

    • 5

      tuppenycrane

      7 years ago

      more blood

    • 2

      Eden of the East

      7 years ago

      @2wierdy Same

    • 8

      theo

      7 years ago

      No cuz it's extremely hard to stop it from bleeding ad people die from far less getting shot in the knees is still painful but u can live with it

    • 4

      Joaquin Perez Prieto

      7 years ago

      Bitch I would be like Woods from COD black ops 2

    • 3

      Null

      6 years ago

      Would make one hell of a story..

    • 5

      Derrp

      6 years ago

      If you are stabbed only 0.5 millimeters into your outerst skin layer you would definetly survive it.

    • 2

      Hole in my sock

      6 years ago

      In the stomach, derrrp, not just in the skin around it.

    • 5

      Handies

      6 years ago

      Didn't say what you were stabbed with. Needle FTW

    • 5

      Rasmus Jensen

      6 years ago

      "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i got shot in both my knees" is the only reason i picked red

    • 7

      Rasmus Jensen

      6 years ago

      "I used to be and adventurer like you, but then i got shot in both my knees" is the only reason i picked red

    • 5

      NOPE.jpg

      6 years ago

      You survive wither way.

    • 7

      Lexxiee

      6 years ago

      You survive either way and im not getting shot in my kneecaps D: Dont want to be a cripple for the rest of my life.

    • 2

      Jezza

      6 years ago

      Ok you'll be dead and ride off into the sunset with my 12 inch rims

    • 2

      Atlanntis

      6 years ago

      So you prefer to die than losing your ability to walk?

    • 2

      Gina Gonçalves Melancia

      6 years ago

      It says u live on both situasons

    • 7

      Voice Of Reasonable People

      6 years ago

      Believe it or not stabbing would be much more painful however considering the granted immunity I would choose this of fear the gun shot to knees would permanently cripple my ability to walk

    • 7

      John Evans

      6 years ago

      Getting shot on the knee caps is better as it might be a Nerf gun for all you know.

    • 2

      Newmetalfriend

      6 years ago

      They didnt say what you'd get shot with... BB GUN FTW

    • 3

      7035

      6 years ago

      It's called being stabbed by a thumbtack.

    • 2

      ShadowHawk1080

      6 years ago

      The description guarantees survival, it doesn't say I have to be conscious for it so its a win win situation

    • 2

      Latyra

      4 years ago

      You think you surive 10 STABS in the sstomach wow.. You guys are dumb asses

    • 0

      lilzaratata

      4 years ago

      Have you NOT played COD BO2? Or do you just not remember a certain character getting shot in BOTH kneecaps with a Friekin Shotgun, A SHOTGUN. and he survived, so yeah

    • 0

      Solveig

      4 years ago

      Harry Houdini died from 4 PUNCHES to the stomach!

    • 1

      Guakabyte

      4 years ago

      It says either way you survive. doesn't say they do.

    • 1

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      @lilzaratata so you take video games seriously? do you go on mass shootings? He would have bled out, and @everyone, there have been people who have been stabbed in the back and not noticed for hours, google it.

    • 0

      Michael Fiermonti

      4 years ago

      HA 69 AGREES!

    • 0

      Swear

      4 years ago

      Already got an arrow in the knee

    • 0

      Cheese Troll

      4 years ago

      Be stabbed an stomach and then have the stomach acids pour all over inside killing you. Well then hope you have a great time.

    • 3

      Alan Snackbar

      4 years ago

      A girl got stabbed 12 times in the abdomen region and lived. So...

    • 0

      somerandomperson29

      4 years ago

      then your stomach acid will get in the wounds

    • 1

      soap

      4 years ago

      if you get stabbed in the stomach it doesnt necessarily mean the organ it could go through the intestine nd you would be fine if you get to a hospital like ffs people have survived bullets to the brain

    • 1

      Cindy

      4 years ago

      @ThunderHornet..you don't NEED your stomach to live, people have their stomach removed and live and eat normally.

    • 2

      CTMShiva

      4 years ago

      well it could be really soft stabs while a bullet never is soft

    • 1

      YourWrongImRight

      4 years ago

      die or be a criple? hmmmmmm

    • 0

      Brooks

      4 years ago

      it depends on what u r getting shot with

    • 1

      xavior

      4 years ago

      all of you who said it will kill you, the questions say you will live either way

    • 1

      xavior

      4 years ago

      all of you who chose red are probably american because your bloody idiots

    • 0

      ChillyChelly

      4 years ago

      https://media.giphy.com/media/q9HHyHPISNZD2/giphy.gif

    • 0

      Seabass

      4 years ago

      I don't know where you live but around here people die from getting punched to hard we got ufc fighters round here

    • 0

      Spengler

      4 years ago

      Be stabbed with really really really really really small needle

    • 0

      UnfamousYouTuber

      4 years ago

      it doesn't say what ur shot with, could be a rock for all we know

    • 1

      Girls rule

      4 years ago

      And it also doesn't say what you get stabbed with

    • 2

      Alex

      4 years ago

      actually it says underneath that you would survive both of them

    • 0

      MJW

      4 years ago

      Im not sure you can survive being stabbed in the stomach 10 times, sorry

    • 0

      EliteGamerDj

      4 years ago

      well...being stabbed means death but in the other hand, my kneecaps are my weakness. i got hit from the edge of a desk on my kneecaps, and i seriously cried...

    • 2

      [Content Deleted]

      4 years ago

      Well I would get shot by a bb gun with kneepads:D

    • 0

      anonymous

      4 years ago

      Your stupid socially

    • 0

      Mixed

      4 years ago

      these 2 girls stabbed a person 17 times because of slenderman that person survived, it didn't say anything about dying so you would be fine if you were stabbed 10 times in the long run but in the short run being shot in both kneecaps would work

    • 0

      Luffy

      4 years ago

      Knee Cap

    • 1

      Parco Molo

      4 years ago

      Who said you got shot by a real gun it could be a nerf gun

    • 0

      Danimal888

      4 years ago

      Your a complete dumbo

    • 0

      UssefulThing3

      4 years ago

      How can you survive?! Are you some superhero? It will be too interesting to survive (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .But you're creative.

    • 0

      Bob da boss

      4 years ago

      I used to be an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee

    • 0

      NoLikeGhese

      4 years ago

      I know but you can die from this

    • 0

      Nile

      4 years ago

      It said u would survive either way

    • 1

      Psycho

      4 years ago

      Pretty much. Also, you literally be in a living hell if you got shot in BOTH knee caps.

    • 0

      Andie

      4 years ago

      but if you get stabbed in the stomach ten times, it could mess up your stomach! if you get shot in the knee caps, you won't get messed up that bad cuz you could get prosthetics....

    • 0

      Would_Ya_Rartha

      4 years ago

      MORE MANAGEABLE? M O R E M A N A G A B L E???!! Who are ya FUKIN SUPERMAN!??!?????!???

    • 1

      Banana

      4 years ago

      But ill be like woods in bo1

    • 0

      Lachlan strathdee

      4 years ago

      it takes alot of stab wounds to die from a knife

    • 0

      jackmoopoo

      3 years ago

      Getting shot in the knee caps is one the most painful things ever

    • 0

      Hellboy920

      3 years ago

      At least you be able to walk if you got shot in the kneecaps you wont cos they'll shatter

    • 0

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      Call me lazy, but I'd love a wheelchair.

    • 0

      Andrew Hughes

      3 years ago

      that is bull crap u will die man u will not live because u will always get stabbed in a needed intrail

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      3 years ago

      stabbings with what though? they didn't specify... it could be pens,knives....*gasp* it could even be SWORDS! you'll be dead in one stab then! XD

    • 0

      Krieg O'Neil

      3 years ago

      There is a story behind it. "I was stabbed ten times and lived"

    • 0

      blood kit

      3 years ago

      i got stabbed 10 times and i lived

    • 1

      JESUS CHRIST

      3 years ago

      But CAARRRLLLL, that kills people

    • 0

      Anonymous

      3 years ago

      call an ambulance or have some do it for you while slowing/stopping the bleeding.

    • 0

      Showsharq

      3 years ago

      Have you ever seen The Sixth Sense?

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      3 years ago

      either way take painkillers beforehand

    • 0

      Boomboy

      3 years ago

      "Either way you get to live."

    • 1

      TGUY701

      3 years ago

      Yeah maybe one time but all ten don't think so

    • 2

      Red_Milk

      3 years ago

      "Either way you get to live."

    • 0

      Carson Boyd

      3 years ago

      "either way yo get to live" id like the ability to walk

    • 1

      Katie

      3 years ago

      I would think again. If both your knees are busted then you have a chance to live a (very hard and stressful) life

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      ' I used to be a schoolgirl. Then i took bullets to the knees.'

    • 0

      Tara

      3 years ago

      Stabbed with what? Stabbed doesn't mean ONLY a KNIFE it can mean like a pin or something so if some1 stabbed you with a pin 10 times that is ALOT better than being shot in the kneecaps.

    • 0

      LOLOL

      3 years ago

      they didnt say what u could be stabbed with

  • 28

    Sam Dunn

    10 years ago

    I want to be able to walk.

    • 4

      BreckenThedude

      8 years ago

      So you would rather die then walk? Getting shot in the stomach kills much more people than getting shot in the kneecaps. Not to mention all the blood vessels in your abdomen.

    • 20

      xereeto

      8 years ago

      ^^ @Brecken "Either way you get to live"

    • 2

      Shillness

      7 years ago

      You could be shot with a really weak gun

    • 0

      1stwarror

      7 years ago

      No thank you. I like eating without tubes attached to me.

    • 0

      NoLikeGhese

      4 years ago

      you can die

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      3 years ago

      Sooo... youre saying you'd rather be able to walk than actually SURVIVING???

    • 0

      MiKA

      2 years ago

      it says "Either way you get to live."

    • 0

      Joseline

      1 year ago

      You can have a wheelchair to move.

  • 24

    Ethan

    8 years ago

    There's no way you're surviving 10 stab wounds. Not a chance.

    • 10

      Andrew

      8 years ago

      People survive 10 stab wounds all the time, people even survive abdominal stab wounds. Getting shot in the knee is the most painful place to be shot.

    • 17

      Okmrbob

      7 years ago

      So many people don't read description

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      4 years ago

      ^^^I know right

    • 0

      Foxyvsfreddy

      3 years ago

      it could be a 2 year old stabbing you with a stick

    • 0

      Andrew Hughes

      3 years ago

      bull crap Andrew (even though my name is andrew and my brothers name is ethan) do u think being stabbed in the lung will not kill u,being stabbed in the heart,being stabbed in a certain place in the stomach could kill u and everywhere else except the side of it could kill u in 10 stabs

    • 1

      JustAGuest

      3 years ago

      (+Andrew) Atleast you'd SURVIVE if you would get shot in the knee.... surviving 10 FRICKING stabs in the stomach is like punching a beehive and not get stung.. there's no way of knowing!!

    • 0

      TheRedRYT

      3 years ago

      ITS CALLED A BLADE OF GRASS

  • 22

    Conor Begley

    7 years ago

    You could have been stabbed by a four year old with a tooth pick

    • 4

      Fluffasaur

      4 years ago

      You could also be shot in paintball

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      4 years ago

      AGGGHHHH THE PAIN!

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      3 years ago

      And a four year old is not capable of controling their strength... who knows.. they might stab with might...10 times..... You'd have to tape your stomach to drink afterwards! XD

  • 15

    Decisionseverywhere

    7 years ago

    Caaaaaaarl that kills people!!

  • 10

    Andres Garcia

    8 years ago

    You guys realize that not only do you live In both instances but that being shot in the knee cap is the most painful shot....

  • 9

    rxcjack

    10 years ago

    I'm with brendan on this one, stabbed would be a bit more manageable.

    • 6

      ZmanElete

      8 years ago

      Still walking is the key here for me though.

    • 3

      1stwarror

      7 years ago

      So you're saying a maniac shanking you 10 times in the stomach is more bearable than being shot twice?

    • 3

      SunnyCrapCake

      7 years ago

      1swarror, you mad, bra? Seriously, do you even KNOW what a bullet can do to you? And we survive anyway, says in the description.

    • 0

      Trojanwhores

      5 years ago

      I could not bear to never walk again

    • 0

      Johan Torrijos

      4 years ago

      Being shot twice in the kneecaps is less painful than being stabbed IN THE STOMACH TEN TIMES. Also, I'd rather be in a wheelchair than eat through a tune in my nose or something.

    • 0

      Foxyvsfreddy

      3 years ago

      GUYS. It doesn't say WHAT you're stabbed with. YOU COULD BE STABBED MY A BALLOON SWORD!!!! XD

  • 8

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    8 years ago

    if it's just a needle/thorn who cares. but on the other hand, what if it was being shot with a water pistol??

  • 7

    Will

    8 years ago

    being shot in the knee i head is the most painfull spot to get shot

  • 7

    napiern

    8 years ago

    "Arrow to the knee" joke, anyone?

  • 7

    Brian

    10 years ago

    I think down the road it would be cooler to brag about getting shot than getting stabbed. Either way it's gonna hurrrrrt.

    • 12

      ZmanElete

      8 years ago

      Bro i got stabbed 10 times in the stomech

    • 2

      T.P.N

      7 years ago

      But you would be in a wheel char for long time if not the rest of your life

    • 0

      Karina

      6 years ago

      Brian's right

    • 0

      Scott Howard

      5 years ago

      Hi how are you

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      3 years ago

      (+T.P.N) Being in a wheel chair for the rest of my life is better than being in the ground, dead... because you just let yourself get stab on the stomach 10 times...

  • 6

    Carking99

    8 years ago

    I took an arrow...

  • 6

    iloveglobes

    8 years ago

    If I get to live, I would prefer not to have to have artificial knees. Knees don't recover easily.

  • 4

    José Fonseca

    7 years ago

    Read the description. "EITHER WAY YOU GET TO LIVE" So basically you'd either have to sit on a wheelchair the rest of your life or drink only liquids until the stomach would heal.

  • 4

    megafrog22

    7 years ago

    they didn't say what you get shot with it could be a Nerf gun

  • 4

    dathan

    10 years ago

    Both are horrible but definately the knees. First of all, futuristic prosthetic limbs are the shit. Secondly, stabs in the stomach could kill you.

  • 3

    PDUB3000

    4 years ago

    At least you can eat normally.

  • 3

    sonic

    4 years ago

    i was ganna pick shoot in the knee cap to say this MY KNMEEE GOT SHOOT AND I CANT GET UP AHHHHHHH

  • 3

    Phil671

    6 years ago

    Being from Northern Ireland Kneecapping is a profession so my choice was simple

  • 3

    cats

    7 years ago

    well, they make face knees these days

  • 3

    Marcus

    7 years ago

    If it's being shot with arrows, I'd be fine with that

  • 3

    James Walsh

    7 years ago

    You live either way, but... well, just look up "kneecapping" on google

  • 3

    David

    8 years ago

    The abdomen wounds...the colostomy bag after surgery. NO THANKS!! Also, no such thing as a prosthetic abdomen.

  • 0

    rubbachiken

    14 hours ago

    if your femoral arteries are severed you are just as fucked as being stabbed

  • 0

    herpes_free_since_03

    1 day ago

    Getting shot with a nerf gun hell yeah

  • 0

    Charlotte

    1 week ago

    WTF Just kill me don't need to drag out the pain.

  • 0

    Waluigistoe

    1 week ago

    stabbed with needle, shot with bb gun?

  • 2

    mbsoccer

    4 years ago

    at least it will be quicker

  • 2

    Tenko Warmels

    6 years ago

    you get better from the stabs, and from the shots you'll never walk again. Seems a bit unfair...

  • 2

    Brice Reading

    6 years ago

    One of my friends Da'Von got stabbed once and died withen 10 min

  • 2

    jack

    6 years ago

    You don't die either way and I would like to walk in the future not be in a wheelchair

  • 2

    glitchface

    6 years ago

    scew dying

  • 2

    William Winkle

    6 years ago

    Heh heh, 300,000 people didn't see the Fine Print... "Either way you get to live" I know I sound like an moron/idiot for making fun of the 300,000 people... but they ARE the idiots for not reading slowly!

  • 2

    Jared Santiago

    7 years ago

    Who comes up with these?! Jigsaw?!!?

  • 2

    Will McKinnon

    7 years ago

    "Either way you get to live." you can live without your stomach, it just requires CONSTANT attention. there are also breakthroughs in organ growth so

  • 2

    Andrew

    7 years ago

    I'd be stabbed, that way I might be able to walk again.

  • 2

    Andrei Mantescu

    7 years ago

    I can get Osmium kneecaps, bring on the hate bitches!

  • 2

    Sean

    7 years ago

    Alex mason

  • 2

    Hisaishi

    7 years ago

    You can rebuild kneecaps. The stomach is a tad more volatile.

  • 2

    Zacho99

    7 years ago

    I heard stabbing is like being punched

  • 2

    Somerandomguy

    7 years ago

    Well I'd rather be able to walk or drive to the hospital afterwards then just lie there miserably lol

  • 2

    ZmanElete

    8 years ago

    If i cant walk i don't think i want to live

  • 2

    Silens

    8 years ago

    Shot in the kneecaps=Handicapped forever.

  • 2

    bob6969||

    8 years ago

    you wouldnt kneed a bunch of surgureys

  • 2

    Steph

    8 years ago

    Fuck nubs.

  • 2

    Andres Garcia

    8 years ago

    You guys realize that not only do you live In both instances but that being shot in the knee cap is the most painful shot....

  • 2

    Demon1981

    8 years ago

    it just says you live never says youre not f***ed up afterwards

  • 2

    drizzy

    8 years ago

    shot in the kneecaps is pure torture. 10 stabbings definitely should end pretty fast. im not suicidal im just saying thats more painless

  • 0

    SuperMYL

    3 weeks ago

    People who think your gonna survive 10... nah man

  • 0

    Fletcher

    1 month ago

    Look like Oliver queen or be in a wheelchair? There is no question

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