When speaking, it is always in the same volume. No surgery allowed.
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LOUD NOISES!!!!
Xinix Benson
feed me right?
suckA-D
so much fun in class
Arturo Fernandez
Loud Noises - Skrillex
AIB888
OR YOU COULD BE GILBERT GODFREY
Deadnought
Loud noises EVERYWHERE!
Max
In there tounge he is dovahkiin...DRAGONBORN... FUS RO DAH!!!
FinMagotti
goddamn Max i was about to write that :D Mu los fin dovahkiin wruth fahdon, we are dragonborn my friend...FUS RO DAAAAAH
HawaiianKid808
I agree with FinMagotti, FUS RO DAH!!!!
Cerulean
Funny how no bronies have shown up, anyways, whisper just because reminds me of Fluttershy.
LionWolfHybrid
being able to shout only makes look like a retard..
Claufia
*whispering softly* excuse me,do you know where the bathroom is?
LederpyHooves
@Cerulean Well. u are yet to know but i am a -shouts- PEGASISTERRR!!!!!
Rin Tezuka
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!
Evalgra
I imagined being at a library and facing the consequences of the librarian....*shudder*
Brobotnik
FUS RO DAH!!!
Mr Spoon
MUL QAH DIIV!
Shannon
suckA-D - will it be fun for everyone else? Probably not... Deadnought - will everyone else be happy about the loud noises? Probably not...
Trevor
I only yell anyway, sooo
T3R3Z1 PYROP3
Public speaking...Libraries...Trying to talk to my friends.... If you were to always shout, you probably wouldn't have any friends...
Violet
LOUD IS MY B I T C H
Bruh
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
Caleb Peters
Imma bronie and it definatilly reminds me of fluttershy Share Gif: media2.giphy.com/media/X8...k/200w.gif
ocean andrus
Aturo fernadez I LOVE SKRILLEX SOFUCK YOU
Trenton Worthy
FUCK YOU ALL!!!
Luke
just think if you ever wanted help from the librarian finding a book
Spooky Rabbit
I mean I already do anyway
Adrian
Think about it: Blue = Sex quiet refrenses Red = FUCK THE POLICE AND TEACHERS!
unknown
SO MANY LOUD NOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mauricio Gibert
Jackseptickeye... Is that you?
Xgreneyd
whisper really really really lewdly and pass out
owen
.g;fvkyuh.j,
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I shout always
john tittor
pero chupame el pito...
Jaxz
at least they will hear me better than not hearing me and annoy the teacher shouting "I CANT HELP IT MISS AND THE ANSWER IS 72 " TEACHER SAYS "keep it quiet plz" you say "SORRY CANT HELP IT ILL BE QUIET NOW SHHHHHHH AM I QUIET NOW" LOL
FairPlayZ
what if i need to whisper to my friend to tell me answer for 1 question on test xD
YouNeedCake
Being shy is better than being noisy. When you whisper people respect you. Also some people think shy people are hot btw. Especially when it is a girl. But when you are loud, people think you are trouble maker. And imagine telling secrets.
EliteGamerDj
i wouldn't want my teacher to hear i said shes a bitch
RPGhogger
I click wrong one
Hovah
YOUR FUCKING TEACHER GETS PISSED.
DevNbro Tousley
YAA SOUND LIKE JACKSEPTICEYE!!
the kingpin
i am already always shouting
Jaxz
i shout anyway so no change and elitegamerdj I call alsorts while shouting
james
so be super quiet or stay the same
Boopa Doop
I ALREADY SHOUT EVERYTHING
Donald Trump
Imagine only being able to Shout... (yes Shout from Skyrim) It would be like this { Waiter: Can I take your order? You: FUS RO DAH FUS RO DAH FUS, RO DAH FUS RO. } By that time the building will be knocked over completely. xD
Grace
ALL i do is yell anywAy, SEE ALL and anywAy autocorrected to ALL caps
Panda
Would you rather (heh) disturd a librarian and be scolded, or not being able to call for help while being attacked, raped etc?
Cryolator
i could be jacksepticeye
Awesome_Gamer
For those who chose red, you could disturb others.
DeviantBrony
+Cerulean (*Whispers*)AHHH!! Yay Another MLP Fandomer I said that too...
HopeyousteponaLego
*whisper* what? I can't hear you!!!!
PikaPlays
@suck lol ikr like the teacher is like what is 12x12 and u like 144!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gurmalll
I MEANT TO CLOCK WHISPER!!!
Gurmalll
IS THIS PERMANENT???
Baltimore
Sounds like my Grade 7 AP math teacher.
SkullPirate27
JACKSEPTICEYE!
Dragonblaster156
Cerulean #Bronie
GriffinDoge420826
I ALREADY SPEAK LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Hart
MEGAPHONES *whispers
Alexa
Fuck i wanna change now
Alex lee
Yell it all out!!!!!!!!!!
Daps
g o d w h y . . .
kaisaras
I AM DRAGONBORN FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!
rafaelsolano387
Fuck yeah
Lucky the plumbus
I ALREADY SPEAK LIKE THIS!!!
harley
Jacksepticeye anyone?
treyaboo111
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DA UNIPUG
ALLREADY DOOOOOOOO
Andrew
CHECK OUT THE TITS ON THAT ONE! lmfao i chose whisper
iko
FUCK IT I WILL YELL IT ANYWAYS
redredredredredBLUE
"THAT'S THE GUY YOU LIKE?" "YOU DID WHAT WITH HER LAST NIGHT?" It would all be hilarious:D
YoureAlwaysWrong
sorry i cant hear you!!!?
Nox
If you try for yourself, it's pretty easy to whisper in a normal speaking volume
Connor
Exactly what i was thinking
Jayzor
hope next year you can't even talk to your mom
tzk132
ITS BETTER TO BE HEARD THAN HAVE TO REPEAT YOURSELF A LOT
Kyle Weaver
I know
Crystal
Yea when in have to repeat myself like 3 times I get mad
DarkPhoenix999
I AGREE
Cryolator
USE ALL CAPS FOR THIS QUESTION IN THE COMMENTS
Random Person
breaking the link of red
Dragonblaster156
Me too
warface363
if you piss of a normally quiet person, you know you've done something wrong.
T.P.N
true
Stolkmen
Better on the vocal chords.
Joe Mama
SHUT UP.
Jordan
WHISPERING IS BAD FOR YOUR VOICE AS WELL! AT LEAST YOU *CAN* SHOUT WITHOUT COMPLETELY MURDERING YOUR VOICE!
MyCotingaBird
Same.
SageOfSixPaths
Dragonborn!
lype98
MUSTARD JAR!
Adam Paszek
UNICOARNS!!!
Cerulean
Pegasi....
Cryolator
GRIFFINS
DeviantBrony
Unicorns...Twilight Sparkle! Flutter-rr Shy.
Brad12611
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!!!!!
Skittles87
you convinced me. Shouting it is
Diddly
Fluttershy anyone?
L. Yorke
STOP. FUCKING. SAYING IT BEFORE I DO.
'Bozzy' Chris Bostock
My thought exactly :) best pony.
Kingdaro
DAMNIT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS.
its not paige
she is such a fucking cutie.
Sharders
But...but....ring wraiths
Salman Warsama
Please don't tell me that's an OC recolor.
Ben Dova
no because that shit sucks
MyCotingaBird
Grraaaah! Either pick a new pop culture reference that is age appropriate, or don't make any pop culture references at all!
Deranisha Meshea
comes in handy if there is a killer in the house
FumbleBeef
BARRELS!
Mark
TELEPORTING NAKED GUYS
Nightmare Moon
ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!!
berenkuntz
lol now i know i decided wrong :D
Laís Cahill
KKKKKKKKKKKKK
UpMyWhatNow
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? I DON'T KNOW
Sandy Olson
Why can't you talk louder?!? I can't hear you.
Cerulean
It was my decision to speak with this volume...
overtherainbow
When I get really into a conversation, without realizing it, I start shouting by accident xD so yeah. I might aswell pick what I already do.
HeathersProp
You can get along better with people and they won't feel the need to yell at you!!!
Cryolator
FUS RO DA
Jordan
AND THEY WON'T FEEL THE NEED TO RESPOND TO YOU BECAUSE THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
Maggie
I hate when your really into what you're saying to a person and like super passionate about it that for some reason you start raising your voice and the asshole your talking to is like "why are you yelling?" -_-
that one guy
Me "I am not yelling about seventy five present of people are just to freaking quiet!"
Isabelle
I YELL WHEN I TALK ANYWAY AND ID RATHER HAVE PEOPLE HEAR ME
Jennifer
I'd pick being only able to whisper because you could just tell people "Oh it's physically impossible for me to talk higher than a whisper". and then people would understand. I feel like if you were only able to shout, a lot of people wouldn't enjoy your company. Also, I feel that even if you told them that you couldn't speak quieter than a shout, most people wouldn't even believe you and be like, "Yeah, okay whatever dude."
King swazzy
Fuck you
Laís Cahill
That's true. I don't like when people talk too loud.
Klasvich Zanres Knapp
CAPS LOCK MUTHA FUKA
Peanutbutterfish
FUS ROH DAH! NUFF SAID!
Jared
MEGAPHONE
sarat34
yelling all the time could get me in trouble lol.
thehottie_fromIreland
Imagine if yu cud only shout and being like " did yu see jennifer's tshirt it is so last year" trying to whisper to someone but shouting across the class
Eurofighter15
who wouldn't want to be able to fus ro dah?
Alysha Hanif
megaphone.
Unavailable
Fush Ro Dah!!!
GoldenFazbears
JACKSEPTICEYE SHOUTS FOR DA WIN
Aiden Reynolds
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Snow_Leopard14
LIKE A BOSS
yomonkeys123
JACKSEPTICEYE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chinllesticks Chin
NOW I CAN BE JUST LIKE JACKSEPTICEYE!!!!!
MysticRaindrop
WHOOSHIE WHOOSH!
BleepBloop
I wanna be Jacksepticeye Damnit!
Dolphinarse333
I was looking for this.
Cryolator
TOPOFTHEMORNINTOYALADDIESMYNAMEISJACKSEPTICEYE nailed it
Luk_CoolLetsplay
whi not whisper
lizzi5evr
i'm already really soft spoken
ForrestGump
STATE YOUR AUTHORITY!!!!!!!
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me quiet people.
alex103sk2
What do you think is better: FUS RO DAH-ing people to death or barely being able to speak?
Sharders
Good luck trying to make friends......they would be dead before they can talk back
Clark Kent
EASY QUESTION!!!
Orion Michael Eddlemon
Get a mic when you want to be louder
BoredomIsReal
ALLAH AKUBAR
MyCotingaBird
Geez, if that is the case, then join some cult like ISIS, or Al-Qaeda. Hell, maybe even Hezbollah!
Kall4rk
That would be awesome actually
sebastian
i would love to shout cause of class
Andrew Kim
HIYAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Zac
I'm already only able to shout so...
Swalheim
Bullhorn!
Gunnar Riedlinger
yelling would get old quick, whisper only you just need to adjust your lifestyle
max
YAYYYYYY!!!!!
Shay Perkins
My dad does this already and so do all military sargents so no big deal.
Adam Vuu
Yell for the LAWLZ
Levi
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wispers*
I’m Part Giraffe
Use a megaphone bois
maico
whispering sucks