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Real unicorns. You can't sell them, but you would be world famous. Your car would be magically delivered for free.

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  • 322

    Samantha Yeaman

    7 years ago

    And every night, I would ride the unicorns majestically into the sunset...

    • 86

      Lorenzo

      7 years ago

      Or Ride a Ford Mustang GT500 :O

    • 120

      The13thDoctor

      7 years ago

      @Lorenzo, aim a little higher man

    • 193

      BringOntheRoboticGod

      7 years ago

      You can make a million off the zoo (people will pay) and buy as many dream cars as you wish. Forward thinking!

    • 13

      Adel AbdulJalil Borhani

      7 years ago

      Damn, you took my answer

    • 30

      brittney

      7 years ago

      i can own a the unicorn zoo and make some money off of it and then buy my car >:D yeahhhh unicorns and a 1967 mustang convertable.

    • 30

      billy Bob

      7 years ago

      GUYS LISTEN!!! The government would take your unicorn and do experiments

    • 29

      Meemo2

      7 years ago

      THE CAR OF MY DREAMS...IS A FLYING CAR!

    • 11

      Max

      7 years ago

      After becoming a millionaire from the money I made with the zoo I bought a ford gt fia gt1

    • 5

      FinMagotti

      7 years ago

      Yeah yeah yeah...flying cars...i would take DeLorean DMC-12 and i would go back and forward in time! Just google that car and you'll see what i mean

    • 4

      leonardo

      7 years ago

      i dont know i really like unicorns

    • 2

      space unicorn

      6 years ago

      Nice.

    • 8

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      The car of my dreams is either K.I.T. from nightrider or the car from back to the future.

    • 5

      Barbie

      6 years ago

      Or ride a bugatti veyron or a lamborghini

    • 8

      the right answer

      6 years ago

      MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! www.loganotron.com/wp-con...icorn.jpeg

    • 4

      Dalailthis

      6 years ago

      "Unicorn Petting Zoo" Nothing states you can ride them

    • 2

      MR.POTATO

      6 years ago

      i could sell the car get another car of my dream then keep on repeating it.

    • 6

      Courtney Jackson

      6 years ago

      orrrrr you could use the money from the petting zoo and buy your car of your dreams.

    • 2

      Vannessa T

      6 years ago

      Salute :)

    • 1

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      a ferrari that can time travel like a delorean

    • 1

      Supremetroll101

      4 years ago

      STFU=Stop Tickling Fluffy Unicorns XD

    • 1

      Austin

      4 years ago

      You would make a lot of money from the "Worlds only petting zoo" and then you could just buy the car.

    • 0

      S c a r l e t

      4 years ago

      ^ Guys. It says you can't sell them, which I think might contribute to the fact you might not get money from them. But who docent want a pet Unicorn?

    • 2

      Sparky233

      4 years ago

      Get money from farm (selling tickets to see them) then buy the damn car

    • 0

      TheBoltMaster

      4 years ago

      MY LITTLE PONY! MY LITTLE PONY! AAAAAAH AH AHAA OH!! Bardock: NO! NONE OF THAT!... SHAME ON YOU!!

    • 0

      Allahu-chan

      4 years ago

      Or drive a lambirghini veneno

    • 0

      bono

      4 years ago

      nooo you need to ride a uninicorn

    • 0

      megaman68

      4 years ago

      OH HELL YA IM COMMING FOR YOU LAMBO

    • 1

      Setakarn

      4 years ago

      "My hair smells like lavender and my horn grants wishes!" -TF2 Soldier 2015

    • 0

      After_The_End

      4 years ago

      would you rather ride a car or a unicorn is the question. UNICORN IS THE ANSWER

    • 0

      CreeperAssassin

      4 years ago

      Well you would get the money to make the cars of your dreams so...

    • 3

      ZJBlah

      4 years ago

      What if the car of my dreams is a unicorn...

    • 0

      VelocityRaptor28

      4 years ago

      for that you get a like

    • 0

      fartface

      4 years ago

      cars are stupid and ruing the arctic and the Ozone layer so ya

    • 0

      Kyao0531

      4 years ago

      Or have a Nissan GT-R skyline legally in the US and race with it every night.

    • 1

      Deadpool

      4 years ago

      You could charge everyday and get a lot of money and be able to afford the car of your dreams, Lorenzo

    • 1

      sourcupcake123

      4 years ago

      or ride in an eco-friendly tesla and not contribute to global warming like a bunch of farting unicorns :-)

    • 0

      Assassith

      4 years ago

      @billy bob What if the unicorns have super rainbow forts, barfs, poops, or anything?

    • 0

      KMH690

      4 years ago

      The car of my dreams is a unicorn

    • 0

      Tyson03

      4 years ago

      fucking unicorns biatch

    • 0

      Sawimo

      4 years ago

      damnit i regret my decision -_- i mean unicorns are fucking badass but id rather have an awesome car.

    • 0

      Ham

      4 years ago

      I could just buy a car and then drive to someone's unicorn petting zoo.

    • 0

      Sid

      4 years ago

      GONNA GET DAT P1 BIATCH

    • 0

      IDK WHO I AM

      4 years ago

      I IMEDDIATLY REGRET THIS

    • 0

      Anova

      4 years ago

      People made flying cars already (kinda cars)

    • 1

      Outrageous Furball

      4 years ago

      But it's night time though XD

    • 0

      Pokemonguy

      4 years ago

      Can't sell the unicorns but I will sell the zoo. :)

    • 0

      RimmyTim

      3 years ago

      Purple Lamborghini lurkin

    • 1

      Alpha493

      3 years ago

      Money can't buy me the car of my dreams. It's a car that grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCH! And I will make unicorns common worldwide to ruin all of your zoos!

    • 1

      iiOdinDaPug

      3 years ago

      The car of my dreams is a unicorn...

    • 3

      zummy

      3 years ago

      i could just make people pay to pet or even see the unicorns, then in return i could by my car

    • 2

      TeekF7

      3 years ago

      DISCO ZOO!!!

    • 1

      Kitkatlovesgaming34

      3 years ago

      PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

    • 1

      Kitkatlovesgaming34

      3 years ago

      Shout out to zummy for using logic

    • 1

      daisyduck04

      3 years ago

      Batmobile! I do not like unicorns very much

    • 1

      Meme

      2 years ago

      @Samantha Yeaman you made mah choice :3

    • 1

      BallerBolt

      2 years ago

      Or you could have a fucking Lambo with a fucking vending machine and a fucking smite machine

    • 1

      cool dude

      2 years ago

      or suv combined with a lambo with a vending machine that only you could use with a password and a smite machine and a unicorn petting zoo built inside it. oooooooooh the possibilites

    • 1

      Alec

      2 years ago

      You can let people pet the unicorns to make loads of money to get the car of your dreams.

    • 1

      mark

      2 years ago

      LAMBOZZZZZZZZ

    • 0

      ThunderWolfwarrior

      2 years ago

      PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS! PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!

    • 1

      Eleanor

      2 years ago

      Unicorns are awesome. And i don't want a car.

    • 0

      Joe

      1 year ago

      Eleanor Liberal

    • 0

      Spectire

      1 year ago

      @billy Bob you would have to have multiple unicorns for reproduction.

    • 0

      Dillon Price

      1 month ago

      My dream car is every car

  • 72

    Friska Claudia

    7 years ago

    unicorns. open the zoo. charge the visitors. in no time you'll have enough money to have that car xD

    • 22

      Nicolas Garcia

      7 years ago

      Exactly, you'll be able to buy thousands of that car since people would come all around the world to see the ONLY unicorn petting zoo

    • 2

      Meemo2

      7 years ago

      THE CAR OF MY DREAMS...IS A FLYING CAR!

    • 8

      KristieKloud

      7 years ago

      @Meemo2 just make sure Molly Weasel doesn't find out...

    • 0

      space unicorn

      6 years ago

      Nice reasoning.

    • 1

      Jeff

      4 years ago

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    • 1

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Have you seen Jurassic world? Eventually you will need more then a few unicorns to get media buzz

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Have you seen Jurassic world? Eventually you will need more then a few unicorns to get media buzz

    • 1

      Setakarn

      4 years ago

      Unicorns grant wishes! =D

    • 1

      *InsertFunnyName*

      4 years ago

      The car of my dreams is a flying chariot PULLED by unicorns!!! And with a whole petting zoo full of magical wish-granting unicorns, that will be pretty easy to acomplish.

    • 0

      Alpha493

      3 years ago

      The car of my dreams grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCHES! And I will ban all unicorns from reality to ruin all of your zoos!

    • 0

      driftmissile 202

      1 year ago

      same here

  • 14

    youat2inthemorning

    7 years ago

    Cant you charge for people to pet them?

    • 1

      Elena

      4 years ago

      so many little girls would force their parents to visit! RICH! mwahahhha!

    • 0

      Scott Nightshade

      2 years ago

      well have a monopoly on unicorns and become rich

  • 13

    Raekie

    7 years ago

    WHO NEEDS A CAR IF U GOT A UNICORN? :O

    • 3

      TheBoltMaster

      4 years ago

      AND WHO NEEDS AN INDESTRUCTIBLE CAR WHEN YOU GOT INDESTRUCTIBLE/IMMORTAL UNICORNS AND UNLIMITED MONEY SINCE YOU OWN THE ONLY UNICORN PETTING ZOO AND EVERYONE WANTS TO COME IN AND YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN MONEY AND PEOPLE! YEEEEEEEEAAAH!!

    • 1

      Setakarn

      4 years ago

      AND WHO NEEDS A CAR WHEN UNICORNS GRANT WISHES!?!?

    • 0

      Kall4rk

      4 years ago

      Exactly!

    • 0

      Alpha493

      3 years ago

      The car of my dreams grants one and only one wish to me and only me, reguardless of the distance separating us. My wish: OMNIPOTENCE, BIATCHES! And I will ban all unicorns from reality to ruin all of your zoos!

    • 0

      Gavin

      3 years ago

      Just buy the car with the money that you get. Simple

  • 10

    Metric

    7 years ago

    Take a couple of blood samples from them, and BAM, I'm immortal too.

  • 8

    azarakh

    7 years ago

    BRONIES!

    • 4

      Joseph

      7 years ago

      TWILIGHT SPARKLE FTW!!!

    • 5

      Chase Eckland

      7 years ago

      Hells YA!

    • 15

      tehLulzbringer

      7 years ago

      PEDOPHILES!

    • 3

      Nightmare Moon

      7 years ago

      Do I count as a unicorn?

    • 2

      Iggy

      7 years ago

      No, Nightmare Moon, you are an Alicorn.

    • 2

      Six1Cynic

      7 years ago

      I'm sure I'd rack up a couple mil just from the bronies alone

    • 1

      Robin Rainpaw

      3 years ago

      I like how Lulz thinks all bronies are pedophiles when I have never met a single brony that acted like one. Every one that I've met was quite nice, and if being nice = being a pedophile, then everyone must be a pedophile.

  • 5

    wrathseed

    7 years ago

    Breeding

    • 0

      Gavin

      3 years ago

      Wow then you would have unlimited money because the more you breed the more you sell the more money you will have. But you have to watch out for thieves.

  • 4

    zacj

    7 years ago

    I could sell one of my unicorns for like a millions dollars and then buy my dream car, or I could have my dream car and not be able to pay for gas because it only gets 4 miles to the gallon.

    • 1

      JayMillz

      3 years ago

      "Real unicorns. You can't sell them, but you would be world famous." You can't sell one.

  • 4

    Matt Caron

    7 years ago

    ONLY unicorn petting zoo. Sounds like a monopoly to me:P Just buy whatever car you want.

  • 4

    Lauren Elizabeth Bunch

    7 years ago

    A car is tangible! Unicorns will make you rich and famous and then you can get the car yourself. They're fucking UNICORNS!!

  • 3

    Firebrand

    3 years ago

    You would get rich off of admission

  • 3

    Blocksystem

    6 years ago

    Step 1. Sell car, Step 2. New car appears, Step 3. Repeat. PROFIT

  • 2

    NotAguyNamedTom

    4 years ago

    It sais the car of my DREAMS so i can make my car the world's only unicorn petting zoo on wheels

  • 2

    Zomtron

    6 years ago

    My dream car flies...

  • 2

    BadShot

    7 years ago

    The unicorns I like ARE real unicorns >:(

  • 2

    Remixcent

    7 years ago

    have a unicorn zoo get billions get my dream car and lot's more :D

  • 0

    wadere

    1 month ago

    the car of my dream is one that can drive itself, that i can live in comfortably, that somehow have fiber, that have an edvanced ai i could talk with (among other possibilities), some sort of money maker inside it (like an extremly advanced super computer for hire that i'd people send stuff to be calculated on it), unbreakable firewall for anything electronic, so strong it could resist the fucking tsar bomb intact, survival stuff in case outside it is hostile, protection systems in case someone try to harm, another supercomputer but for me this time (gonna play all those games with the best graphics and infinite mods forever) and i'm pretty sure that i could come up with other things if i gave it another five minutes to think about it. unicorns don't compare

  • 1

    Elon Musk

    1 year ago

    Buy my 2020 Tesla Roadster

  • 0

    Mike Rutch

    1 month ago

    Mercedes Amg Gt 63

  • 0

    S-rank

    1 month ago

    oooooo

  • 1

    Slytherclaw Queen

    3 years ago

    Are you kidding? If you had the only petting zoo, you would get sooo much money, then buy the car of your dreams.

  • 1

    billy deadghost

    3 years ago

    i picked blue because if i owned the only unicorn petting zoo i would be able to afford to buy the car of my dreams (which is just a red car) from all money i make from the unicorn, i would also be able to by the house of my dreams and the rest of my dreams

  • 1

    Bladesk

    3 years ago

    fuken unicorns bro!

  • 0

    Demented

    1 month ago

    The amount of money Id earn i could afford the car of my dreams

  • 1

    GiveMeTheSucc

    4 years ago

    Yea i would empty the pockets of bronies.

  • 1

    EleniLouSpirits

    4 years ago

    IF UNICORNS IS ONE OF THE ANSWERS THEN UNICORN IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

  • 1

    EmeraldCow

    4 years ago

    Unicorn petting zoo. Sell tickets. Profit

  • 1

    Skookie

    4 years ago

    Why ride a car, when you have a fucking unicorn?!

  • 1

    bubblebutt

    4 years ago

    or charge 2000 dollars per person, then git ur car

  • 1

    Marcus20

    4 years ago

    A lamborghini centenario HELL YEAH!!

  • 1

    YourFather

    4 years ago

    My car would have a working wardrive, a guide on how to build them, and a handbook that showed you how to get to all other planets with intelligent life. SUCK IT BLUES, I JUST PROGRESSED HUMAN TECHNOLIGY BY 1000s OF YEARS

  • 1

    Instinct

    4 years ago

    F*k the car I wanna unicorn!

  • 1

    HorseLuver 0206

    4 years ago

    will the unicorns be pink and fluffy and will they dance on rainbows?

  • 1

    Mac

    4 years ago

    With the unicorns you could earn enough money to buy the car. And plus you would have a flipping unicorn

  • 1

    Jennyfer

    4 years ago

    I wouldn't want to run a petting zoo because unicorns should not be caged or put on display.

  • 1

    Dan85304

    4 years ago

    Tie!

  • 1

    laska

    4 years ago

    are you dumb or wath if you run the only zoo who has a unicorn u will gain so much money that u could drive the car of ur dreams every day ;)

  • 0

    Mark Louise

    1 month ago

    U would make stonks

  • 1

    Dalailthis

    6 years ago

    I chose wrong.

  • 1

    jhurtt

    6 years ago

    I'm pretty sure that if you ran a unicorn petting zoo, you could afford any car you wanted.

  • 1

    jhurtt

    6 years ago

    I'm pretty sure that if you ran a unicorn petting zoo, you could afford any car you wanted.

  • 1

    Aria

    7 years ago

    UNICORNS case closed

  • 1

    LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

    7 years ago

    I could sell my cars and be a billiarder, also I can give my flying car to some scientists and get the tech to make a unicor

  • 1

    sanDragon

    7 years ago

    i could make tons of money and then buy the car of my dreams :)

  • 1

    HubbaBubbaKiller

    7 years ago

    $_$

  • 1

    Austin2050

    7 years ago

    Chevy Volt!

  • 1

    Shen Yang

    7 years ago

    more profitable

  • 1

    Jay5773

    7 years ago

    I don't want to clean their shit.

  • 1

    Wolf Fang

    7 years ago

    unicorns, people would think I'm high as fuck and shit.

  • 1

    Oğuz Khan

    7 years ago

    Lamborghini Murcielago :)

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