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45% have the first dibs every time

55% always have the last laugh

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Have the first dibs every time
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Always have the last laugh

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  • 233

    DarklordTheo

    7 years ago

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    • 101

      Ethan

      7 years ago

      But that's only if you think of a good come-back 15 minutes later when there's no one around.

    • 90

      Lord English

      6 years ago

      He who laughs last, laughs longest, you ignorant slut.

    • 41

      Tom Swift

      6 years ago

      No its he who laughs last, laughs best. Wow you guys just...wow.

    • 22

      thebigman078

      6 years ago

      HA! I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST LAUGH!

    • 2

      aorsak

      6 years ago

      HA. thebigman07 I just got the last laugh. >:)

    • 1

      Slender Man

      6 years ago

      HA! i win every time! >:)

    • 46

      Omnipotent

      6 years ago

      I just realized I could have called dibs on the last laugh. -_-

    • 6

      jakereeno

      6 years ago

      Dibs to have the last laugh

    • 1

      TheTank

      6 years ago

      @thebigman078 ...........then why did u choose red

    • 5

      ScrodgeooMcDuckeroo

      5 years ago

      I call dibs on having the last laugh!

    • 4

      Remonous

      5 years ago

      If you have the first dibs every time, you could be dibbing yourself to go to prison, fuck a woman with AIDS or have someone rape you :/ Calling dibs is uneccesary

    • 1

      Vampn

      5 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2

      zoop

      5 years ago

      lolnope he who laughs last is the smarter

    • 1

      Zack Hunt

      5 years ago

      HAH!

    • 0

      Jack

      5 years ago

      I get the last laugh anyways

    • 2

      NinjaX3xp3rt

      5 years ago

      Haha Dibs on the last laugh

    • 2

      Justbe Cause

      5 years ago

      Remember you can have dibs but still not do it

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      4 years ago

      I GET DIBS ON YOUR GIANT PIZZA! I GET DIBS ON YOUR GIANT NANAIMO BAR!

    • 1

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      4 years ago

      We're not talking about you here, we're talking about those of us who are intelligent.

    • 1

      Gabi

      4 years ago

      Revenge is a sin

    • 2

      Jacob Dittmer

      4 years ago

      Dibs on EVERYTHING

    • 1

      Sterlingsilver85163

      3 years ago

      HA. who got the last laugh now? "laughs evilly and chokes on saliva" okay the evil laugh was excessive.

    • 0

      HelixFDB

      3 years ago

      Sure, you win this battle today. But I will, forever, win. Sure, you may have struck the first blow, but I will, forever, strike the last.

    • 0

      Big Al

      3 years ago

      Who laughs last... Gets bitches!

    • 0

      Black Claw

      3 years ago

      Mwahahaha!!!!!!!!

    • 1

      Colten

      3 years ago

      Ha.

    • 0

      Logan

      3 years ago

      ha

    • 1

      Brandon

      3 years ago

      I get dibs on your house, i get dibs on your food, i get dibs on everything you own, i get dibs on the entire world

    • 1

      That Guy

      3 years ago

      Not really

    • 0

      A11N

      3 years ago

      The one who laughs last is the brilliant mastermind

    • 0

      Trenton Worthy

      3 years ago

      I don't care, I'd still win in the end.

    • 0

      Steve

      3 years ago

      Mwahahahaha

    • 0

      Enigmaniac

      3 years ago

      He who laughs last laughs... last? Idk but HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    • 1

      Judd Nelson

      3 years ago

      Someone should've said, "C-C-C-C-OMBO BREAKER" at the beginning

    • 0

      Ghi

      3 years ago

      Not if you think of a good combat and they cant

    • 0

      Glaps

      3 years ago

      he who has the first dibs never thinks.he who has the last laugh always win

    • 0

      Im Weird :P

      3 years ago

      you may have started it but im gonna finish this *malaculous laugh *chokes on air*

    • 1

      KrazyBlockStar

      2 years ago

      Guys! If You go on the blue option what if someones giving out like £100,000,000? Youd get it all!

    • 0

      AGENT0406

      2 years ago

      HAHAHA I have the last laugh

    • 1

      Conspiracy_Cupcakes

      2 years ago

      I sometimes don't laugh because I am sad

    • 0

      UnfamousYouTuber

      2 years ago

      I call dibs on the last laugh! HA! SUCKERZ!

    • 1

      Giovanni

      2 years ago

      Everyone would probably hate you either way XD

    • 0

      Justin

      2 years ago

      i agree

    • 1

      mee

      2 years ago

      i dibs teh last laugh ;c

    • 1

      mcchain

      2 years ago

      just because you have first dibs doesn't mean you have last laughs so then in term if you get a million dollars i can take it away from you and you can't get me back so haha last laughs always

    • 1

      pheebs

      2 years ago

      he who laughs last, thinks the slowest. but he who has the last laugh has the fastest wit.

    • 0

      BlurryFace l-/

      2 years ago

      he who HAS the last laugh comes out on TØP IDIOT

    • 0

      SomeGuy45

      2 years ago

      It means you come out on top dipshit (trademark)

    • 0

      Jason hernandez

      2 years ago

      unless your the joker

    • 0

      huntbird

      1 year ago

      lol

    • 0

      Mallory Kostovich

      1 year ago

      Uh... no. If I get the last laugh, I get whatever I wanted to set in motion... If it was sent against me, guess what? BACKFIRED, BIATCH!

    • 0

      HCBeatZ

      1 year ago

      you can call dibs on the last laugh

    • 1

      TheGalaxySpy

      1 year ago

      Well what if they just made a Radom comment about you and then you commented back right after and they couldn't come up with something last laugh

    • 1

      Psycho Cells

      1 year ago

      that's not how that work. if you have the last laugh, then you know what will happen, therefore you would think fastest.

    • 0

      Despair

      1 year ago

      Cant take first dibs if theres nothing to take first dibs on! And thats something to laugh about.

    • 0

      Link9058

      1 year ago

      I CALL DIBS ON THE LAST LAUGH HAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • 0

      Jack_Septick_Eye

      1 year ago

      WHY STOP LAUGHING

    • 0

      leafy

      11 months ago

      i could dibs anything think of the power!!!!

    • 0

      Blah

      11 months ago

      Ha.

  • 58

    Mathew

    7 years ago

    I want first dibs on the last laugh

  • 14

    TonyTheTiger

    7 years ago

    everything would be mine

  • 11

    Cooper Krob

    6 years ago

    People always ignore dibs with me so FINE you can be the first to pick up dog crap HA

  • 10

    veggiesushi

    7 years ago

    tolerance vs. success. Go Red.

  • 9

    Rickson Goncalves

    6 years ago

    Out of 7 people, first to get shot with a revolver

  • 7

    overtherainbow

    7 years ago

    I would be the master of comebacks.

  • 6

    JustCarefree

    6 years ago

    Picked red because I get sadistic sometimes. I sometimes enjoy the pain of others.

  • 5

    ilovesauce

    5 years ago

    I have first dibs on laughing last.

  • 5

    illyssa

    6 years ago

    I usually always have the last laugh because people are derps haha

  • 4

    SmallTownOfGods

    6 years ago

    You may get it first but I still get it none the less and I win in the end.

  • 4

    WeedDemon96

    6 years ago

    I ALWAYS ride shotgun

    • 3

      Tom Swift

      6 years ago

      And then there is a car accident and your the only one who dies. Then i laugh last XD.

    • 0

      Evalgra

      4 years ago

      HA

  • 2

    Notorious Spud

    4 years ago

    Justimagine urself as being the loser at school then (like in the movies) you rise up own A HUGE COMPANY AND THEY ARE WORKING FOR YOU WITH A TERRIBLE SALARY......HA

  • 2

    Alexandria Lynn Decker

    6 years ago

    First dibs, what if you call dibs on last laugh!?

  • 2

    idontyouhave

    6 years ago

    Do they ever ever actually review your rathers submitted. Same shit everyday wtf?

  • 2

    Josh Ruiz

    6 years ago

    I'd rather go in first then have sloppy seconds

  • 2

    Joseph

    6 years ago

    I am a man of revenge, this would be perfect.

  • 0

    Collapsed

    4 weeks ago

    i get first dibs on the last laugh

  • 1

    Jirachia

    3 years ago

    I have... trouble getting jokes, metaphors and irony.

  • 1

    Aprilia Degg

    3 years ago

    Sweet revenge!

  • 1

    Voltz

    3 years ago

    Someone murders me, look out.

  • 0

    ryan

    1 month ago

    First dibs on last laugh

  • 1

    Saxton Hale

    4 years ago

    If it was the last laugh. That means it is the very last laugh and that means you live extremely long, unless people stopped laughing for no reason.

  • 1

    Lloyd Tiberius Edgar

    6 years ago

    Wow, first dibs every time. . . Anytime I would be in a car I would be in the front seat. . . just imagine

  • 1

    Riylshadow

    6 years ago

    Dib slap bitch

  • 1

    Danny Bavongkhoun

    6 years ago

    Last laugh is usually meant to mean that you won. example: He may have stabbed you, but you stabbed him dead.

  • 1

    Ron Lemuel

    6 years ago

    I would call dibs on EVERYTHING! EVERY GIRL WOULD BE MINE! I WOULD BE RULER OF THE WORLD! MWUWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHA

  • 0

    Firedash213

    2 months ago

    Just call dibs on the last laugh

  • 0

    milkshake8910

    4 months ago

    I'm petty

  • 0

    HS1P

    5 months ago

    the one who chose laugh last you suck

  • 0

    fabian

    6 months ago

    at least I can have the tv

  • 0

    Dominick

    6 months ago

    I call dibs on the last laugh

  • 0

    Matthew

    7 months ago

    dibs

  • 0

    Tonyscarface04

    7 months ago

    Idk I don't see much debate in this one

  • 0

    GrumpyBastard

    7 months ago

    last laugh makes you an asshole.

  • 0

    GrimStomper

    8 months ago

    In the end it doesn't even matter. I win.

  • 0

    marshrover

    9 months ago

    Schadenfreude

  • 0

    Katie

    11 months ago

    the person with fist dibs will regret it and be ashamed of their past choices.

  • 0

    donaldduck

    1 year ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 0

    Shadowninja16

    1 year ago

    Me every day

  • 0

    Harper

    1 year ago

    dibs on boys and last ice cream. *whispers to self* yes!

  • 0

    ShinnyRedDammage

    1 year ago

    if i have to eat somthing and it could kill me id go last my g

  • 0

    Abdul

    1 year ago

    Stupid retarded fucs

  • 0

    Chriz_Elkinberg

    1 year ago

    have dibs on laughing last

  • 0

    Kalania

    1 year ago

    He..he....he............

  • 0

    Jason cage

    1 year ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKERS I GOT THE LAST LAUGH

  • 0

    WaveMaker

    1 year ago

    If I have the last laugh, then that might count as, for say, stealing the TV remote from my sister, who chose the other option. HA!

  • 0

    Daniel

    1 year ago

    what if you get first dibs to wash the dishes or to take out the trash?

  • 0

    <33

    1 year ago

    haha

  • 0

    JEFF

    1 year ago

    *Crush rejects me* *2 minutes later crush gets pantsed and lands on my dick*

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