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49% Have extreme narcolepsy

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Narcolepsy is randomly falling asleep, Tourette's is uncontrollable vocal and physical tics.

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    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    Narcolepsy is sooooo dangerous. I'd rather have ppl think im weird than fall asleep at the wheel and kill myself and all my loved ones and other people's loved ones. anyone who chose to rather to have narcolepsy obvi wants their loved ones to die a horrible death, and has no soul

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      Kendall Walls

      6 years ago

      or just don't drive with narcolepsy...

    • 72

      shawnee younvanich

      6 years ago

      narcolepsy is so cute though

    • 105

      Jerry Jerryson

      6 years ago

      Prrreeeettty sure you can't drive if you have narcolepsy.

    • 88

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      oh yeah the helpless feeling you get from not being able to stay awake as you feel trapped in your body is SOOOOO cute!

    • 14

      Emma Attaway

      6 years ago

      if oyu have narcolepsy (cousin to epilepsy) you aren't allowed to operate heavy machinery

    • 18

      Benlazdude

      6 years ago

      That escalated quickly

    • 11

      Kyle Tarallo

      6 years ago

      if your tourettes affects your physical movements as well as your vocal chords, you couldnt drive either. its a question of what you as a person think would hinder your life less

    • 8

      Kaili

      6 years ago

      What about crossing the road. Doing any thing with a fire. Swimming, cooking, walking, sex? You would chance falling asleep during sex? I agree with Eric.

    • 12

      nyancat123801

      6 years ago

      Who'd let someone with narcolepsy drive?

    • 6

      Anton Bulansov

      6 years ago

      how about all you reds actually look up what a bad case of tourette's looks like, that shit is not fun

    • 7

      Bob

      6 years ago

      You arnt fucking allowed to drive with narcolepsy

    • 5

      peeter

      6 years ago

      you people have no idea what narcolepsy really is

    • 3

      jesus. lol nope

      5 years ago

      well that escalated quickly

    • 2

      Mr C Hutty

      5 years ago

      Eric This is and app haha that's like saying if you don't like a post that says like if your against cancer you are a bad person

    • 0

      RoBoTZ

      5 years ago

      @Kendall thats what i was think while reading the coment heh

    • 6

      Victoria Kedinger

      5 years ago

      They cant let someone drive if they have narcolepsy they would revoke your liscense because you would be a danger to yourself and others

    • 9

      gooblaster

      5 years ago

      I actually have Tourettes, and it isn't insanely terrible. I guess I don't have a really bad case, but meh.

    • 0

      magcargo101

      5 years ago

      ......DAYUMN! You sure have a lot of pent up rage!

    • 12

      >MilSim<

      5 years ago

      Hey guys! I wanted -YOUR COCK - to invite you to my - ASS CRACK - birthday party. It will be at - MY THROBBING DICK TIP- my house on - FUCKDAY - Friday. See you - WIGGLING IN MY BALL SACK - there!

    • 0

      Jordan Johnson

      5 years ago

      my sis drives with narcolepsy

    • 2

      Alpha

      5 years ago

      You can't drive if you have extreme narcolepsy

    • 0

      Shoreland

      5 years ago

      I chose narcolepsy because i tought it was cute, but you have a point.

    • 4

      Michelle

      5 years ago

      Sleep or accidentally slap/scream at someone? meh.

    • 1

      Kat

      5 years ago

      I have narcolepsy, and Tourette's is really not having pent-up rage. For a lot of people it's more like you blink more and you kinda twitch ._.

    • 1

      Jimmy

      4 years ago

      I have tourette's and I snort really loudly D:

    • 0

      Cameron Gates

      4 years ago

      Hahhaha oh shit... I actually have narcolepsy

    • 0

      Jay Radenheimer

      4 years ago

      Narcolepsy makes you sleepy

    • 3

      wellwouldya

      4 years ago

      id rather be asleep than awake so problem solved

    • 0

      Oreokilla

      4 years ago

      Why did youchoose it then

    • 1

      cinyyyy

      4 years ago

      No i know people with tourettes and it is hell.

    • 0

      swegpython

      3 years ago

      u suk

    • 0

      HelixFDB

      3 years ago

      @shawnee younvanich Yeah, it's so cute until you fall asleep while eating and DIE BY CHOKING ON YOUR FOOD.

    • 2

      SwagIsTheKey666

      3 years ago

      narcolepsy just makes you fall asleep a lot. yay free naps

    • 1

      Anon4311

      3 years ago

      I already gots tourrets lol so... whtevr

    • 1

      Nibraj

      3 years ago

      I have insomnia, narcolepsy would be a blessing.

    • 2

      MiraRobin123

      3 years ago

      I'm overly tired, yet not able to fall asleep. I honestly think narcolepsy would help me more. And I don't really want to drive in the first place...

    • 1

      lilzaratata

      2 years ago

      Sleep paralysis or Random words and movements? Pick your poison

    • 1

      ZJBlah

      2 years ago

      But narcolepsy is so great! Free naps! Really the only bigger problem is falling asleep while typing these comments and hitting my face on the keyboakbjnkm;ljiogrgfevnfipdzwerhfqerwexf

    • 0

      Chente Martinez

      2 years ago

      Hi

    • 0

      Loffaxio

      2 years ago

      i alredy have tourettes...

    • 0

      BaBooTube

      2 years ago

      If you have Tourette's, you could have a tic at the wheel and then crash too, so... F*** you, the answer is F*** you.

    • 1

      Keelan barron

      2 years ago

      so you want to swear then die? alright.

    • 0

      gamerboy7262

      2 years ago

      True

    • 0

      Chip Wheatley

      2 years ago

      hey, that pretty good

    • 3

      Dumbleswag

      2 years ago

      Lets just say that Narcolepsy and Tourettes are both conditions that we are all sad that people have to deal with today, can we please not have this escalate into a hurtful comment war?

    • 0

      Jordan Mullins

      2 years ago

      Dude, you're thinking way too much. Everyone knows the danger of narcolepsy

    • 0

      Maggie

      2 years ago

      true

    • 1

      TicciToby

      2 years ago

      im Ticcitoby soo

    • 0

      Puppywinkles

      2 years ago

      I already lost my soul. I still chose the red. Having a soul is overrated.

    • 1

      BOBBY LIN

      2 years ago

      Are ya fucken i have fucken tourettess fuck shit ah fuck shit ey ey ha ho fuck shit fuck

    • 0

      waffle_beard

      1 year ago

      "obviously wants their loved ones to die a horrible death"| Or, they don't want to be swearing every goddamn second.

    • 0

      Choidly822

      1 year ago

      Narcolepsy can also cause sleep paralysis which is really scary and it causes many other things

    • 0

      Oberst Otto

      1 year ago

      I have narcolepsy so...

    • 0

      Ethan

      1 year ago

      Everybody already thinks im weird so it doesn't matter

    • 0

      Peter

      1 year ago

      How about you receive the proper attention that EVERYONE who actually has narcolepsy has received, then its all good.

    • 0

      mike

      1 year ago

      just dont drive

    • 0

      sophia

      5 months ago

      narcolepsy would be a huge upgrade. I go to bed at 8 and dont fall asleep until 12 if i am lucky

    • 0

      Lizziebelle

      1 month ago

      Or is just an 11 year old that wants to fall asleep in school!

  • 21

    Roze

    9 years ago

    With narcolepsy you would NOT drive, so you wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel. With Tourette's there are a whole host of other problems beside "being weird"

    • 1

      Amanda Spencer

      4 years ago

      Having tourettes does not make you weird! And its different for each person. The disorder itself is weird, but the people who have it arent.

    • 2

      Anon4311

      3 years ago

      I got tourrets :|

    • 2

      jaythebae

      2 years ago

      I have insomnia. Narcolepsy would probably just cancel it out, also legitimate reason to fall asleep during things that you dont want to be at.

    • 0

      rocket322

      2 years ago

      you know what. i have Tourette's and im not weird so i find that extreamly offensive

    • 1

      I am Bush

      2 years ago

      Well at least people think Tourette's is an actual problem! Narcoleptics are just a joke to people.

    • 1

      cold tea

      1 year ago

      Tourette's don't make you weird we're just like you but insane

    • 0

      The Dab Lord

      8 months ago

      With narcolepsy, you'd have to walk around with a helmet on all the time.

  • 18

    CptHomer

    6 years ago

    At my son's baptism: "What is the name of your son? FUCK SHIT SLUTBITCH ASSPORN!

  • 15

    flamingavacado

    6 years ago

    YOURE GROUNDED! WHY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, THAT'S WHY!

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    Patrick

    9 years ago

    I'd be so well rested, all the time. I prefer that to yelling at people I don't know in probably offensive ways. Also, I'd basically get to force other people to drive me around, and have easy jobs. Definitely one of the easier questions on here.

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      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      Not all people with Tourette's yell obscenities. Some only have slight tics like blinking or twitching. Narcolepsy isn't a choice either, it's spontaneously falling asleep while driving, or midsentence, or doing some other thing, which might kill you in the driving scenario. And there is meds to help with Tourette's symptoms, there isn't a cure for narcolepsy, and I don't think coffee helps...

    • 0

      I am Bush

      2 years ago

      Well at least people think Tourette's is an actual problem! Narcoleptics are just a joke to people. Also it says a bad case of it.

  • 8

    Coolkid1256

    6 years ago

    There are a number of scenarios that narcolepsy could kill you, which is worse than people thinking you are weird. :P

  • 7

    Ryan

    6 years ago

    BOB SAGET!

  • 6

    Cozman Wumbo

    5 years ago

    BOBSAGET!

  • 6

    madifline

    6 years ago

    Oh hey teacher!so sorry I forgot my homework.you see-ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

  • 6

    Brendan

    6 years ago

    I already have Tourette's... sooo, I'll take the evil I know.

  • 5

    Logan Howell

    6 years ago

    I fall asleep easily anyways and besides i'm a gamer.

  • 5

    Cait

    8 years ago

    I rather enjoy the bartender in The Boondock Saints.

    • 5

      Brendan

      6 years ago

      I have Tourette's and my friends compare me to him all the time =P

  • 4

    ahendu20945

    5 years ago

    I know ppl with Tourette's! Its horrible! Poor ppl

  • 4

    iMustacheUaQuestion

    5 years ago

    sleep in class man! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • 4

    derpface1212

    6 years ago

    fffFFUCK

  • 4

    brianna

    6 years ago

    it means i can swear with an excuse.

  • 3

    Rachel

    5 years ago

    As a few others on here, I already have Tourette's. Plus I know someone who has it so bad (one of the worst in the world) that it's doubtful that it'd be worse than his. Plus narcolepsy is dangerous! I can fall asleep at really bad times and get killed.

  • 3

    charlotteblu

    6 years ago

    I have Tourette Syndrome and I've managed it pretty well through therapy and medication so...narcolepsy seems harder to treat

  • 3

    furryshep

    6 years ago

    with people knowing you have bad tourettes yo could yell anything you wanted and blame it

  • 3

    Alpha

    6 years ago

    Wait I rath- SHIT BALLS.

  • 3

    Emma Attaway

    6 years ago

    i have mild narcolepsy, even being mild, it's very annoying

  • 3

    epichaxz

    6 years ago

    Tourette u can shout and no one ever knows id it was the sickness or just u...

  • 3

    Gunnar Riedlinger

    6 years ago

    at least I'd be conscious, even though nearly EVERYONE would think your an ass

  • 3

    Mountain-Jew

    6 years ago

    FUCK!

  • 3

    paintpuff

    6 years ago

    Tourette's has only gotten famous because of those who have a swearing tick. it can be as little as not being able to stop tapping your foot you have to depend on everyone, including your parents if you were narcoleptic. and you wouldn't be able to get a job, because you'd probably fall asleep during the interview. you'd have to have a nurse with you 24/7

  • 3

    Jasmine

    6 years ago

    Already do. Facial ticks and all XD

  • 3

    Stolkmen

    8 years ago

    I think I already have Narcolepsy but only when I'm inside transportation. i fall asleep on buses and such. Anyway. I'd rather swear than fall asleep at random spots. I could die. Cross the street and BAM. fall asleep and get run over....no thanks

  • 2

    Chibs

    4 years ago

    I'd probably be fine with Tourette's. I already twitch and stutter enough as it is. And I don't even have Tourette's!

  • 2

    Jacob Shaffer

    5 years ago

    If you have narclepsy you can fall asleep at school /work with no questions asked :-)

  • 2

    Syed

    6 years ago

    Neither of them sound like conditions I wouldFUCK NARCOLEPSY

  • 2

    Skylar

    6 years ago

    Somebody with narcolepsy was on 1000 Ways to Die, so no way for that.

    • 4

      Skylar

      6 years ago

      I would also have a good reason to cuss at SHIT times.

  • 2

    GareBear

    6 years ago

    It probably wouldn't change much for me.

  • 2

    Catherine

    6 years ago

    At least I would have an excuse to fall asleep at random. And a chauffeur.

  • 2

    nashcali22

    6 years ago

    sometimes you can fake it

  • 0

    DarklingGolem50

    2 weeks ago

    Zzzzz... or keep saying fuck

  • 0

    Jonny

    1 month ago

    Have you read the book with the kid who has narcolepsy. he's a bloody genius.

  • 1

    Joshua

    2 years ago

    You also can't have positive emotions because they will trigger a narcoleptic episode.

  • 1

    Joshua

    2 years ago

    Narcolepsy is very dangerous. You can't even leave the house, you can't drive, you can't work, and you have to wear a helmet unless you want a severe brain injury.

  • 1

    Kakei

    2 years ago

    Tourette's does not necessitate swearing or even vocal tics.

  • 1

    Irene

    2 years ago

    I do that anyway

  • 1

    julio

    3 years ago

    this is a awesome game who agress?!!

  • 1

    julio

    3 years ago

    omg

  • 1

    Dubwolfer

    3 years ago

    I already have Tourette's so...

  • 1

    AndrewF2003

    3 years ago

    best excuse to sleep on the job

  • 1

    Chicknick

    3 years ago

    I just wouldn't drive. If in any other case I was somewhere dangerous, I'd be asleep so I wouldn't feel most of the pain and fear associated with death.

  • 1

    DevilsCookies

    3 years ago

    Tourette, you can't heal it, but THC can help to reduce or completely let you go from the tics for a few hours.

  • 1

    Nigga

    4 years ago

    Trust me, narcolepsy sucks balls if you have it, yelling shit or having a tick would have no real long term physical effect

  • 1

    Cobaltgeo

    4 years ago

    NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Zellona

    5 years ago

    I could use this as an excuse for sleeping in class / at work.

  • 1

    Derp

    5 years ago

    I had MOTHER*BOOP* *BOOOOOOPP* F-*BOOOP*

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