Narcolepsy is randomly falling asleep, Tourette's is uncontrollable vocal and physical tics.
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Narcolepsy is sooooo dangerous. I'd rather have ppl think im weird than fall asleep at the wheel and kill myself and all my loved ones and other people's loved ones. anyone who chose to rather to have narcolepsy obvi wants their loved ones to die a horrible death, and has no soul
Kendall Walls
or just don't drive with narcolepsy...
shawnee younvanich
narcolepsy is so cute though
Jerry Jerryson
Prrreeeettty sure you can't drive if you have narcolepsy.
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oh yeah the helpless feeling you get from not being able to stay awake as you feel trapped in your body is SOOOOO cute!
Emma Attaway
if oyu have narcolepsy (cousin to epilepsy) you aren't allowed to operate heavy machinery
Benlazdude
That escalated quickly
Kyle Tarallo
if your tourettes affects your physical movements as well as your vocal chords, you couldnt drive either. its a question of what you as a person think would hinder your life less
Kaili
What about crossing the road. Doing any thing with a fire. Swimming, cooking, walking, sex? You would chance falling asleep during sex? I agree with Eric.
nyancat123801
Who'd let someone with narcolepsy drive?
Anton Bulansov
how about all you reds actually look up what a bad case of tourette's looks like, that shit is not fun
Bob
You arnt fucking allowed to drive with narcolepsy
peeter
you people have no idea what narcolepsy really is
jesus. lol nope
well that escalated quickly
Mr C Hutty
Eric This is and app haha that's like saying if you don't like a post that says like if your against cancer you are a bad person
RoBoTZ
@Kendall thats what i was think while reading the coment heh
Victoria Kedinger
They cant let someone drive if they have narcolepsy they would revoke your liscense because you would be a danger to yourself and others
gooblaster
I actually have Tourettes, and it isn't insanely terrible. I guess I don't have a really bad case, but meh.
magcargo101
......DAYUMN! You sure have a lot of pent up rage!
>MilSim<
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Jordan Johnson
my sis drives with narcolepsy
Alpha
You can't drive if you have extreme narcolepsy
Shoreland
I chose narcolepsy because i tought it was cute, but you have a point.
Michelle
Sleep or accidentally slap/scream at someone? meh.
Kat
I have narcolepsy, and Tourette's is really not having pent-up rage. For a lot of people it's more like you blink more and you kinda twitch ._.
Jimmy
I have tourette's and I snort really loudly D:
Cameron Gates
Hahhaha oh shit... I actually have narcolepsy
Jay Radenheimer
Narcolepsy makes you sleepy
wellwouldya
id rather be asleep than awake so problem solved
Oreokilla
Why did youchoose it then
cinyyyy
No i know people with tourettes and it is hell.
swegpython
u suk
HelixFDB
@shawnee younvanich Yeah, it's so cute until you fall asleep while eating and DIE BY CHOKING ON YOUR FOOD.
SwagIsTheKey666
narcolepsy just makes you fall asleep a lot. yay free naps
Anon4311
I already gots tourrets lol so... whtevr
Nibraj
I have insomnia, narcolepsy would be a blessing.
MiraRobin123
I'm overly tired, yet not able to fall asleep. I honestly think narcolepsy would help me more. And I don't really want to drive in the first place...
lilzaratata
Sleep paralysis or Random words and movements? Pick your poison
ZJBlah
But narcolepsy is so great! Free naps! Really the only bigger problem is falling asleep while typing these comments and hitting my face on the keyboakbjnkm;ljiogrgfevnfipdzwerhfqerwexf
Chente Martinez
Hi
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i alredy have tourettes...
BaBooTube
If you have Tourette's, you could have a tic at the wheel and then crash too, so... F*** you, the answer is F*** you.
Keelan barron
so you want to swear then die? alright.
gamerboy7262
True
Chip Wheatley
hey, that pretty good
Dumbleswag
Lets just say that Narcolepsy and Tourettes are both conditions that we are all sad that people have to deal with today, can we please not have this escalate into a hurtful comment war?
Jordan Mullins
Dude, you're thinking way too much. Everyone knows the danger of narcolepsy
Maggie
true
TicciToby
im Ticcitoby soo
Puppywinkles
I already lost my soul. I still chose the red. Having a soul is overrated.
BOBBY LIN
Are ya fucken i have fucken tourettess fuck shit ah fuck shit ey ey ha ho fuck shit fuck
waffle_beard
"obviously wants their loved ones to die a horrible death"| Or, they don't want to be swearing every goddamn second.
Choidly822
Narcolepsy can also cause sleep paralysis which is really scary and it causes many other things
Oberst Otto
I have narcolepsy so...
Ethan
Everybody already thinks im weird so it doesn't matter
Peter
How about you receive the proper attention that EVERYONE who actually has narcolepsy has received, then its all good.
mike
just dont drive
sophia
narcolepsy would be a huge upgrade. I go to bed at 8 and dont fall asleep until 12 if i am lucky
Lizziebelle
Or is just an 11 year old that wants to fall asleep in school!
fakescientist8000
at least this way I get to shout out swears every 5 seconds and have a good excuse!
[deleted]
No sleeping and driving.
giviko zindrishvili
ik but no drive and warn everyone u know thats horrible if u drive if u risk u need to be luck 100%
SCP model 13 Unknown
oh no that sound bad cause ive heard of a boy with narclopesy and he had to wear sunglasses and a bib to protect himself from being kidnapped
gantola
I had not thought that
ein
you are very wrong i just like sleeping
jered
you're not allowed to drive
Roze
With narcolepsy you would NOT drive, so you wouldn't fall asleep at the wheel. With Tourette's there are a whole host of other problems beside "being weird"
Amanda Spencer
Having tourettes does not make you weird! And its different for each person. The disorder itself is weird, but the people who have it arent.
Anon4311
I got tourrets :|
jaythebae
I have insomnia. Narcolepsy would probably just cancel it out, also legitimate reason to fall asleep during things that you dont want to be at.
rocket322
you know what. i have Tourette's and im not weird so i find that extreamly offensive
I am Bush
Well at least people think Tourette's is an actual problem! Narcoleptics are just a joke to people.
cold tea
Tourette's don't make you weird we're just like you but insane
The Dab Lord
With narcolepsy, you'd have to walk around with a helmet on all the time.
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I remember a few times where I came across people with Tourette's. One of them said the F word in almost every sentence. The other, where I am at college, would sing whenever he opens his mouth. And I believe one of my cousins has Tourette's as well. She would say "ching!" in a high-pitched voice every time she ends her sentence, which is annoying.
CptHomer
At my son's baptism: "What is the name of your son? FUCK SHIT SLUTBITCH ASSPORN!
flamingavacado
YOURE GROUNDED! WHY? BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, THAT'S WHY!
Kyle MacDonald
OH BOB SAGET!
Patrick
I'd be so well rested, all the time. I prefer that to yelling at people I don't know in probably offensive ways. Also, I'd basically get to force other people to drive me around, and have easy jobs. Definitely one of the easier questions on here.
[deleted]
Not all people with Tourette's yell obscenities. Some only have slight tics like blinking or twitching. Narcolepsy isn't a choice either, it's spontaneously falling asleep while driving, or midsentence, or doing some other thing, which might kill you in the driving scenario. And there is meds to help with Tourette's symptoms, there isn't a cure for narcolepsy, and I don't think coffee helps...
I am Bush
Well at least people think Tourette's is an actual problem! Narcoleptics are just a joke to people. Also it says a bad case of it.
Coolkid1256
There are a number of scenarios that narcolepsy could kill you, which is worse than people thinking you are weird. :P
[deleted]
Or annoying.
Ryan
BOB SAGET!
[deleted]
Who's Bob Saget?
Cozman Wumbo
BOBSAGET!
madifline
Oh hey teacher!so sorry I forgot my homework.you see-ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
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Very funny.
Brendan
I already have Tourette's... sooo, I'll take the evil I know.
Jordan
Ha, I came here to post exactly that.
rocket322
same
Logan Howell
I fall asleep easily anyways and besides i'm a gamer.
opafin
i too am a gamer
Cait
I rather enjoy the bartender in The Boondock Saints.
Brendan
I have Tourette's and my friends compare me to him all the time =P
ahendu20945
I know ppl with Tourette's! Its horrible! Poor ppl
opafin
you feel bad for me? don't give me hope
iMustacheUaQuestion
sleep in class man! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
derpface1212
fffFFUCK
brianna
it means i can swear with an excuse.
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It may not be an excuse, anyway, depending on where you are...
Rachel
As a few others on here, I already have Tourette's. Plus I know someone who has it so bad (one of the worst in the world) that it's doubtful that it'd be worse than his. Plus narcolepsy is dangerous! I can fall asleep at really bad times and get killed.
charlotteblu
I have Tourette Syndrome and I've managed it pretty well through therapy and medication so...narcolepsy seems harder to treat
furryshep
with people knowing you have bad tourettes yo could yell anything you wanted and blame it
Alpha
Wait I rath- SHIT BALLS.
Emma Attaway
i have mild narcolepsy, even being mild, it's very annoying
epichaxz
Tourette u can shout and no one ever knows id it was the sickness or just u...
Gunnar Riedlinger
at least I'd be conscious, even though nearly EVERYONE would think your an ass
Mountain-Jew
FUCK!
julio
no cursing!!!
paintpuff
Tourette's has only gotten famous because of those who have a swearing tick. it can be as little as not being able to stop tapping your foot you have to depend on everyone, including your parents if you were narcoleptic. and you wouldn't be able to get a job, because you'd probably fall asleep during the interview. you'd have to have a nurse with you 24/7
Delta
That may be the case, but it says in the button that you would have a bad case, probably enough to get you to depend on everyone either way. I think narcolepsy would be better, as you would be mostly normal while you are awake.
Jasmine
Already do. Facial ticks and all XD
Stolkmen
I think I already have Narcolepsy but only when I'm inside transportation. i fall asleep on buses and such. Anyway. I'd rather swear than fall asleep at random spots. I could die. Cross the street and BAM. fall asleep and get run over....no thanks
Captain Guac
energy drinks
Chibs
I'd probably be fine with Tourette's. I already twitch and stutter enough as it is. And I don't even have Tourette's!
Jacob Shaffer
If you have narclepsy you can fall asleep at school /work with no questions asked :-)
Syed
Neither of them sound like conditions I wouldFUCK NARCOLEPSY
Skylar
Somebody with narcolepsy was on 1000 Ways to Die, so no way for that.
Skylar
I would also have a good reason to cuss at SHIT times.
GareBear
It probably wouldn't change much for me.
Catherine
At least I would have an excuse to fall asleep at random. And a chauffeur.
nashcali22
sometimes you can fake it
Demon King Bane
BOB SAGET!
CoolioBoolioShoolio
With tourrettes I could still drive
Joshua
You also can't have positive emotions because they will trigger a narcoleptic episode.
Joshua
Narcolepsy is very dangerous. You can't even leave the house, you can't drive, you can't work, and you have to wear a helmet unless you want a severe brain injury.
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Tourette's can be dangerous, too. Imagine if you say the N word while talking to a Black person, or say something that would get you killed by thugs and gangs, or even gold diggers and prostitutes.
Kakei
Tourette's does not necessitate swearing or even vocal tics.
Irene
I do that anyway
julio
this is a awesome game who agress?!!
julio
omg
Dubwolfer
I already have Tourette's so...
AndrewF2003
best excuse to sleep on the job
Chicknick
I just wouldn't drive. If in any other case I was somewhere dangerous, I'd be asleep so I wouldn't feel most of the pain and fear associated with death.
DevilsCookies
Tourette, you can't heal it, but THC can help to reduce or completely let you go from the tics for a few hours.
Nigga
Trust me, narcolepsy sucks balls if you have it, yelling shit or having a tick would have no real long term physical effect
Cobaltgeo
NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zellona
I could use this as an excuse for sleeping in class / at work.