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  • 377

    MoistWipes121E

    7 years ago

    SLYTHERIN!!!!

    • 73

      4chan

      4 years ago

      Hug me, bro.

    • 71

      valcorwabajak

      4 years ago

      slytherins are very often jerks so being one of them would mean you would have no friend being that other classes wouldn't associate with you but reasonably i would be one as there is so much potential for world domination in the dark arts and seriously who would teach me i mean slytherins have certain connections

    • 86

      linkwarior5

      4 years ago

      ^ You're annoying to me for some reason AND you didn't even convince me at all with your points.

    • 35

      FlatTopBob

      4 years ago

      You make me sick

    • 111

      RoXaS

      4 years ago

      Mind if i slyther in the debate? no?... (._. ) ok

    • 82

      Joey Laughlin

      4 years ago

      Slytherin is my actual house, and the fact that people assume that we're all jerks and we can't be friends with people in other houses pisses me off SOOO much. It's stereotyping and really dumb. Just because a few Slytherin's were bad egg's doesn't determine all of us. :c But, nonetheless, I will ALWAYS sport my Slytherin beanie and scarf with the utmost pride.

    • 45

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      4 years ago

      COMMEE JOINN THE DARK SIDE.. we have the good looking blonde guy

    • 31

      Skittles87

      4 years ago

      Gryffindor's my actual house, plus the weasley twins and Oliver Wood, so.

    • 46

      Usman Majeed

      4 years ago

      slytherin because snape.......... everything else is irrelevant

    • 15

      Rachel Brown

      3 years ago

      house pride!

    • 13

      Carlien Muylaert

      3 years ago

      @valcorwabajak Slytherin's are just so misunderstood, I think that's a bad thing about the movies and books, Way to much stereotyping.

    • 4

      Vampn

      3 years ago

      I read slitheen. Dang it.

    • 6

      JediChick238

      3 years ago

      @Usman Majeed: After that comment I was shocked to find I chose the wrong answer... o.o

    • 6

      bob

      3 years ago

      Fuck yeah!

    • 5

      bob

      3 years ago

      Fuck yeah!

    • 9

      Cerulean

      3 years ago

      I can't become a DJ if I choose blue

    • 10

      Ryan Carr

      3 years ago

      My actual house is hufflepuff (._. )

    • 10

      Rita Bithika Rozario

      3 years ago

      Shut up Malfoy

    • 2

      ginny weasly

      3 years ago

      hey, anyone with pottermore can add me. as long as ur not a JERK LIKE SOME PEOPLE prophecywillow7746

    • 10

      evsey

      3 years ago

      The good side won in the end so don't get your hopes up on world domination :)

    • 2

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      3 years ago

      i wanted ravenclaw...

    • 4

      Meredith

      3 years ago

      Gryffindor is my house, being the stubborn, brave, and prideful person I am (prideful, can be)

    • 10

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Honestly, I would prefer to be in Ravenclaw, that's where all the other smart and talented ones are.

    • 4

      livtr

      2 years ago

      I am in Slytherin! Easily the best house. Smart AND brave.

    • 9

      Courtney Jackson

      2 years ago

      but i'm a Ravenclaw :(

    • 4

      Utah G

      2 years ago

      Slytherin is where all the evil wizards come from. Gryffindor is where all the cool wizards come from.

    • 0

      ErrMeGeerd

      2 years ago

      NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    • 3

      Darkknive

      1 year ago

      Hehehe I like snakes.

    • 4

      Loann

      1 year ago

      I'm Slytherin and proud of it !! ^^ They are the best, Merlin was Slytherin

    • 1

      GrimDerivative

      1 year ago

      Im a ravincalw but slytherin seems a better second option

    • 2

      Neutron

      1 year ago

      I'm already a Slytherin... REPRESENT!

    • 4

      Jacob Cain

      1 year ago

      Stupid muggles, they will never understand

    • 1

      MikeLegg

      1 year ago

      I like both,but I choose gryffindor because they are red.

    • 3

      ChloeGXD

      1 year ago

      SLYTHERIN PRIDE!

    • 2

      Htopop

      1 year ago

      SLYTHERIN!!!

    • 2

      WindigoGaming87

      1 year ago

      +valcorwabajak You just made my decision!

    • 2

      CookieCaffine

      1 year ago

      Gryffindor: Hi! I am the main focus of everything and this gets boring! YAY!

    • 7

      Kat

      1 year ago

      Slytherin's are the most ambitious out of the houses. We may not be out right stupidly BRAVE but we are smart and cunning. We know how to get what we want and we get it. If you cross us...Watch your back. :)

    • 1

      Kelly

      1 year ago

      100000000 points to slytherin!

    • 2

      Jacob

      1 year ago

      only reason I chose gryffindor is due to the sword.

    • 10

      Sophia

      1 year ago

      Gryffindor is my real house but, no offense too Slytherin because 1 FREAKING THING THAT NOBODY EVER NOTICES IS THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE FREAKEN GOOD GUY IN SLYTHERIN and that is Severus Snape PLUS THE GRYFFINDORS AND THE SLYTHERINS WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN FRIENDS IF IT WEREN'T FOR VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!! No offense too Ralph Feinns who played Voldemort in the movies, he did an awesome job being Voldemort AND THE FACT THAT PEOPLE DON'T APPRECIATE SNAPE PISSES ME OFF!!!!!! I mean seriously just because Snape is in Slytherin doesn't mean he's bad!.

    • 1

      ZARA02

      1 year ago

      I chose random, I don't watch Harry Potter.

    • 2

      Simon Kim

      1 year ago

      Silver and green 4 lyf

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      1 year ago

      idk barely what harry potter is

    • 1

      Jirr

      1 year ago

      Harry Potter ima comin!

    • 1

      Jimmy_Brewmaster

      1 year ago

      EVIL

    • 2

      Amber

      1 year ago

      Gryff. EASY!! (U noobs...)

    • 1

      Remnant's Sage

      1 year ago

      To sneaky to not be a slytherin

    • 3

      Thomas1

      1 year ago

      What?? I like green

    • 0

      DanTDM

      1 year ago

      Nooooookooooooooooooooooooooooöoooôòóœōøõoo! :( I lost

    • 3

      Sylvia Wolf

      1 year ago

      I chose Gryfinndor because my best friend is one. Not the whole Slytherins are evil thing. Although Slytherins have a cooler common room. And are in the dungeons. I should've thought this through more.

    • 0

      TrollYandere

      1 year ago

      SLYTHERIN FTW

    • 0

      Anonymoose

      1 year ago

      HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SLYTHERIN HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • 1

      kiiman

      11 months ago

      100 points from Slytherin!

    • 0

      Emo_Bear

      11 months ago

      Im all ready a slytherin

    • 1

      iagreetodisagree99

      10 months ago

      not really gryfinders will beat u up

    • 0

      Napstablook

      10 months ago

      Just because you are a Slytherin doesn't mean you are evil that is just where the sorting hat would put you because he thinks you will fit in perfectly there!

    • 1

      spikeymo

      10 months ago

      Gryffindor just contains people that weren't good enough for the other houses.

    • 0

      Bailey

      9 months ago

      @Utah G slithering aren't all bad because you are obviously a person who is dumb

    • 0

      Meggie! #Slytherin

      8 months ago

      YASSS. ALWAYS. Meh name, says it all!

    • 1

      john

      8 months ago

      FUCK YOU

    • 0

      joel

      8 months ago

      ITS THE POWER OF POWER WHICH IS SLYTHERIN

    • 0

      -ima-

      7 months ago

      I love Slytherin

    • 0

      Tenk

      7 months ago

      @RoXaS Love u

    • 0

      CurryDood

      7 months ago

      Yay

    • 0

      ThanatosRune7

      6 months ago

      I'm an actual Slytherin, soo....

    • 0

      Awesome_Gamer

      5 months ago

      I wanna be on Harry Potter's side!

    • 0

      TicciToby

      5 months ago

      Im evil,I drink blood,I am a satanist, bet u can guess what side i am on.

    • 0

      pringgle23

      5 months ago

      thug life

    • 0

      Ryth

      5 months ago

      SLYTHERIN

    • 0

      Bug7878

      5 months ago

      Go fuck yourself

    • 0

      awesomedude3016

      5 months ago

      I'LL NEVER JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Ravenpaw14

      4 months ago

      I would only pick it to prove everyone wrong, That there could be a decent person from that house.

    • 0

      Dank Memes

      3 months ago

      jhbsgvkjadilvblafvahvpiaipvbhqipebr

    • 0

      michael devlin

      2 months ago

      nooooo

    • 0

      Landon

      2 months ago

      ME IZ GINGER

    • 0

      Louxandra

      2 months ago

      FK, WHO SAID ANTAGONISTS CANT BE FRIENDS WITH THE PROTAGONISTS?!

    • 1

      idiot

      1 month ago

      u dirty sneaky slytherin, we are cool and brave gryffindor guys :)

    • 0

      iblvicnfly

      1 month ago

      Yeah we are brave!

    • 0

      Air Conditioner

      3 weeks ago

      Slytherins are savages

    • 1

      only yells GNAAAAAAAAH!

      5 days ago

      you shall all find yourselves in very deep pits. most likely in coffins. IDK it probably depends how easy you die

  • 102

    Derek

    7 years ago

    You know the old adage: Slytherins have more fun.

  • 90

    killmenow666

    6 years ago

    fuck harry potter. we have draco.

    • 26

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      Honestly, that kind of made me regret my answer...

    • 43

      ED ZEPPELIN

      4 years ago

      no one asked for your opinion you filthy little mudblood

    • 38

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      Draco is a sniveling little girl with daddy problems.

    • 24

      shaneac

      4 years ago

      @theTexan Wait until my father hears about this!

    • 8

      Joey Laughlin

      4 years ago

      I'm a Slytherin and you make me sick. I personally don't like either of the two. But without Harry, our school wouldn't exist. Draco was a dick, and even though he was very misunderstood through the series, he still was a giant, throbbing, cock head.

    • 5

      jimmy6262

      4 years ago

      Draco is an asshole

    • 1

      Elly

      3 years ago

      @jimmy6262 His father will hear about this!

    • 0

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      3 years ago

      Severus Snape bithcez

    • 0

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      3 years ago

      omg i thought i pressed blue one -_-

    • 4

      Meredith

      3 years ago

      We have the Weasley twins who, let me remind you, enchanted a snowball to hit Voldemort repeatedly in the face so when Draco becomes more awesome than them tell me.

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      Draco sucks, he didn't even have the balls to kill Dumbledore, and he deserted Voldemort during the time that he needed him the most. He is a sniveling brat who is an unloyal coward.

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      3 years ago

      @AlexAnder, Snape was in Slytherin.

    • 2

      bob

      2 years ago

      we have harry potter, the guy who let med remind you saved draco (he shouldent have), came back to life, and saved the world. draco did what, again?

    • 2

      Sluds

      1 year ago

      Draco is a big fat @!$#&

    • 1

      Mar

      11 months ago

      DRACO AND HARRY ARE SHIIIT, WE HAD MERLIN, PEOPLE

    • 0

      Meggie! #Slytherin

      8 months ago

      Yep. Draco, wasn't DAT bad. Rly, just. eh.

    • 0

      john

      8 months ago

      FUCK EVERYONE AND DRACO AND HARRY AND RON AND ANY OTHER FUCKING PERSON THE SWORD OF FUCKING GRIFONDOR :)

    • 0

      ItsTylerHere04

      6 days ago

      FUCK YOU VOLDERMORT FAG!

  • 53

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Ravenclaw.

    • 28

      Lolitachild

      4 years ago

      A better choice; no house rivalry, respect from the other houses, intelligent conversations, you won't be an outcast for being a muggle-born and decent help with your homework... can't imagine why you'd want to be in any other house :D

    • 2

      R0L1K

      2 years ago

      Ravenclaw ftw

    • 1

      Wander

      1 year ago

      Yes please

  • 52

    Viicka18

    5 years ago

    Slytherin, obviously. We have more fun. And a hotter touch. Oh, and a better fuck.

  • 37

    thestralpixie

    5 years ago

    Slytherin. There is no greater house. And we're not all evil.

    • 10

      Cormac

      4 years ago

      We kind of are...

    • 0

      thegreatsage41

      4 years ago

      ^Cormac McLaggen?! What?!

    • 3

      Rhi

      4 years ago

      S/he said not ALL

    • 0

      Iris

      3 years ago

      Everyone automatically thinks your evil though. So same thing. Unless you want to be known as evil then thats great!

    • 1

      Meggie! #Slytherin

      8 months ago

      Of course! Take meh for instance, I'm rly bright and happy all da time. I only make mischief like Fred and George. :D

    • 0

      pringgle23

      5 months ago

      we are not all evil true.... look at harrys son

  • 35

    Abby

    5 years ago

    Draco, Voldemort, AND Snape? Yes please.

  • 35

    projects8an

    5 years ago

    Draco is a pussy

    • 34

      canthinkofname

      4 years ago

      And so is Ron.

    • 0

      Joey Laughlin

      4 years ago

      And Harry but he kinda stopped the school from being permanently destroyed and the world from being dominated, but WHATCHUGUNDO?!

    • 0

      Reid

      3 years ago

      Hater

    • 0

      Lavenia

      2 months ago

      AND SO IS RON AND HERMIONE (she has one) AND HARRY AND DO I HAVE TO GO ON. NEVILLE.

  • 19

    Brian Walpole

    5 years ago

    Snape, a Slytherin, was the bravest dude ever. No lie.

  • 19

    r3dsparcl3

    6 years ago

    Gryffindor has harry potter. harry potter was killed twice. adn he still lived. boo yah motha frunkers!!

    • 66

      mrtroll

      4 years ago

      he wasss supposed to be ssslytherin

    • 5

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      how was harry killed twice? when he was a baby is mom died for him Voldermort never killed him when he was little and the sorting hat would have placed him in slytherin had harry kept quiet

    • 5

      Drew Jelínek

      4 years ago

      Yeah harry was soposed to be slitherin duhhhhh

    • 8

      Kris

      4 years ago

      @Mecca Ol' Voldie tried using the Killing Curse on Harry as a baby, hence the scar. Actually, that little fact is kind of the main point which the entire story REVOLVES around, how the HELL didn't you realize that? And in the last book (Assuming most people reading this comment have read it) Harry lets Voldie kill him again, but instead of dying, the horcrux of Voldemort inside of Harry died, and Harry himself stayed alive. So yes, Harry died twice, and came back both times.

    • 10

      Ruby Robinson

      4 years ago

      Hate to break it to you bro - we had Draco.

    • 3

      Turd Burglar 12345

      4 years ago

      Harry potter is a little bitch compared to Voldemort

    • 2

      Joey Laughlin

      4 years ago

      Harry died once.... Voldie used the Avada Kedavra (Killing curse) on Harry but he ended up giving him a horcrux (a piece of himself) because Lily (his mum) used a spell of which I do not remember to protect but in turn, got herself killed. Voldie tried killing Harry twice, and failed both times. He was momentarily dead as the horcrux left his body. But yeah he didn't die twice. And f*ck you, we got Snape.

    • 1

      Teagan W.

      3 years ago

      @Kris HARRY NEVER ACTUALLY DIED THE FIRST TIME. ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER READ THE BOOK. THE BOOK REVOLVES AROUND HARRY SURVIVING NOT HARRY DYING AND COMING BACK IDIOT.

    • 3

      LionWolfHybrid

      3 years ago

      GRYFINDOR HAS MORE COURAGE!!

    • 1

      Hello

      3 years ago

      Yeah but we had Tom Riddle...

    • 1

      Meggie! #Slytherin

      8 months ago

      Yep. Harry would have been Slytherin if he didn't think of dat. And, rly. SLYTHERIN RULES

    • 1

      pringgle23

      5 months ago

      we have got voldemort fought hundreds won all

    • 1

      pringgle23

      5 months ago

      he was killed but he lived wait what?

    • 0

      Ryth

      5 months ago

      he is just lucky

  • 15

    lexi

    5 years ago

    slytherin means im one step closer to having crazy awesome sex with tom felton so... i take slytherin

  • 13

    Abby

    5 years ago

    Draco, Voldemort, AND Snape? Yes please.

  • 13

    kays2008

    5 years ago

    Slytherin all the way baby.

  • 12

    cowjello1

    4 years ago

    My real name is harry potter! i belong here

  • 12

    BlooporialDude

    5 years ago

    Evil is more fun.

  • 11

    Mimi

    5 years ago

    B...But I'm a hufflepuff...

    • 0

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      If you haven't already, look up I'm a Hufflepuff on Youtube.

  • 11

    Darth_Hobbes

    5 years ago

    Always nice to know the world is filled with easily-manipulated idiots.

  • 10

    Robin

    4 years ago

    Slytherins don't have to be evil, and I think that the defining qualities of a Slytherin (ambition, cunning, resourcefulness) are much more interesting than the defining qualities of a Gryffindor (bravery, daring, nerve, chivalry).

    • 0

      Nadja

      4 years ago

      I'd like to note that there are Slytherins with some of the Gryffindor traits and vice versa. But I do value the Gryffindor traits more.

  • 10

    Adorável Musa

    5 years ago

    Think if you lived in gryffindor Harry would never stop bragging about living twice, you will never be invited on any adventures cause he had the same damn friends every year, and he's teaches pet or the favorite in everything After awhile makes you want to punch someone in the face

  • 10

    patdlvr

    5 years ago

    Slytherin babez!!!!

  • 9

    IShouldBeStudying

    4 years ago

    Slytherin has the Dark Lord, purebloods, and Draco Malfoy...

  • 8

    angelena

    3 years ago

    Id rather be a huffle puff

  • 8

    ಠ_ಠ

    4 years ago

    fuck the police

  • 7

    Katrina Elizabeth Ga

    4 years ago

    Hufflepuff.

  • 7

    Vale Montero

    4 years ago

    Slytherins run the fucking school, for fucks sake

  • 7

    Nana

    4 years ago

    It fits me better. I'm more a schemer than a hero.

  • 6

    G-ette

    4 years ago

    Slytherin is where it's at!!!!!!!! 25% of the world knows where the party is at!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • 6

    Hel LoveNutella Loki

    4 years ago

    Tom Felton is hot!

  • 5

    Gabriel

    3 years ago

    I am a ravenclaw and we are superior in all ways

  • 5

    Coyote

    4 years ago

    But....but....Ravenclaw ;;

  • 5

    LoveOutOfDark

    4 years ago

    Someone allowed mud bloods to play this game. What's up with the results. :P

  • 5

    MaxAttack

    4 years ago

    SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE.

    • 1

      Sandypengu

      4 years ago

      ilook at that the other way around, i LOVED dumbledore! he rocked! i cried when he and dobby died!

    • 3

      Morgannah

      4 years ago

      I laughed because everyone cried. >:D

  • 5

    zcarlson47

    5 years ago

    The Slytherin lose at everything, why would you pick that? I think having the ability to save the world overpowers having the ability to give awkward hugs.

    • 8

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      Awkward hugs can be fun...

    • 0

      Sandypengu

      4 years ago

      world saving party!

    • 4

      Chloe

      4 years ago

      You know that Harry Potter was suppose to be in Slytherin right? AND that Griffindor hadn't won i single Quidditch game for years,until harry showed up anyway

    • 0

      Bailey

      9 months ago

      Are you aware the won the house cup pretty much every single time but once and they always won the Shoreditch matches? Gryffindor were always last and always lost

  • 5

    ChuyRmz

    5 years ago

    what do they mean?

  • 4

    Razia Sims

    2 years ago

    The common room is under the lake with a giant window looking out. The giant squid swimming lazily by as you work on your potions homework. AWESOME.

  • 4

    Batman

    3 years ago

    easiest decision of my life

  • 4

    Lauri Johannes Leponiemi

    4 years ago

    Anyone ever read any Slytherin!Harry fanfics?

  • 4

    Aer

    4 years ago

    I am a Slytherin.

  • 4

    kieradee0526

    5 years ago

    don't really gaf about harry potter but whatever

  • 3

    Gamer Fortress 18

    1 year ago

    10 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!

  • 3

    SuicidalPineapple

    4 years ago

    I'm a hufflepuff anyway.

  • 3

    cass

    5 years ago

    harry potter or draco malfoy ? thats a hard one !

  • 2

    slytherin666

    11 months ago

    my name says it all Why do people put Gryffindor, they have mudbloods and bloodtraitors also, slytherins aren't all bad... at least we have the most powerful wizaeds and witches in our house, I mean COME ON! WE HAD MERLIN, for merlins sake people...

  • 0

    Red_Milk

    1 day ago

    This is the closest i will get to being hufflepuff.

  • 0

    Min Yoongi

    1 week ago

    Slytherin Is Gr8. I Loved Malfoy.

  • 2

    Rahim011

    3 years ago

    ALMOST EVERYONE IN SLYTHERIN DIES!!!

  • 2

    Angie

    3 years ago

    Fuckin Ravenclaw!

  • 2

    Усамљени Вук

    4 years ago

    I'm a jerk.

  • 2

    Sabyn Ibarrola

    4 years ago

    MOTHA FUCKA griffendor always and can ya asses

  • 2

    JavaJoeDude

    4 years ago

    Hufflepuff anyone?

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