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The cruise boat may travel anywhere, but the prestige of being in the White House may be further motivation.

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  • 461

    Big D

    9 years ago

    If i was the head chef at the white house i would get tired of cooking fried chicken and cutting watermelons......JK

    • 41

      sean

      9 years ago

      hahahahahahaahahahaah :3 nice one

    • 14

      SumoSausage

      9 years ago

      @sean don't do that

    • 41

      Clark Kent

      8 years ago

      you forgot grape kool aid (jk)

    • 12

      cronejello

      8 years ago

      @Clark Kent grape DRINK (dave chapelle reference)

    • 25

      berenkuntz

      8 years ago

      idiots... idiots everywhere...

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      8 years ago

      lol

    • 7

      paarthurnax

      8 years ago

      @cronejello purple drank

    • 12

      tuxedotuna

      8 years ago

      dave chapelle - "nigga, what the fuck, is juice"

    • 6

      dawson

      8 years ago

      be around oboma? no way \

    • 13

      Rylands Mathieux

      8 years ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

    • 10

      Amba

      8 years ago

      Well what was that for?

    • 21

      Brady Longeway

      8 years ago

      Well... that escalated quickly!

    • 16

      BA16-X4SH-E2AT

      8 years ago

      I'm black and that still made me smile!

    • 2

      YoungSeagul

      7 years ago

      Lol

    • 2

      Cameron Hickey

      7 years ago

      Are you serious...

    • 6

      Molemolester

      7 years ago

      Oh right, i forgot that this site is filled with moral fags jesus fucking christ take fucking jokes.

    • 4

      Love_Is_Real

      7 years ago

      Calm yo titties boi

    • 1

      retep

      6 years ago

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • 1

      retep

      6 years ago

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • 2

      pablo rivera

      5 years ago

      to good man but u would be rich af :D

    • 1

      FSK95

      5 years ago

      Working in President's House is scary... One mistake and you're dead.

    • 1

      Noscoprs1337

      5 years ago

      hahhahahhah RACIST

    • 5

      thegingerbreadman

      5 years ago

      C'mon guys, he said JK(just kidding) at the end. I'm black and I laughed to that. Pretty clever to be honest.

    • 4

      Catbug

      5 years ago

      HA HA BLACK PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY HA HA

    • 1

      Saini_Senpai

      5 years ago

      HAHAHA SEE YOU BEING RACIST IS SO FUN HAHAHA

    • 3

      JScout

      5 years ago

      The cruise ship might sink but if it doesn't it'll eventually be put out of use and scrapped or sold. The white house however won't sink and should last a lifetime. Nailed it.

    • 2

      Deadpool

      5 years ago

      Fucking racist

    • 1

      Runicauto

      5 years ago

      Hi Ho I Think Yes! (Kermit Refrence!)

    • 2

      jondoe27

      5 years ago

      oh

    • 0

      mary

      5 years ago

      WTF DUDE so racist you jerky moron

    • 0

      mary

      5 years ago

      dont care if he said JK )just kidding( still racist

    • 8

      Yogfli2

      5 years ago

      I would poison Donald Trump's food.

    • 0

      Joey

      5 years ago

      haha Rylands Mathieu is racist

    • 1

      Seth Jones

      5 years ago

      get rekt Obama lol

    • 3

      Sid

      5 years ago

      THE SHIP COULD SINK

    • 0

      John Cena

      5 years ago

      LOL COMEDY GOLD

    • 0

      william&david;

      5 years ago

      yep correct!

    • 1

      Bendakid

      4 years ago

      lolololool

    • 2

      RESPECT

      4 years ago

      calm urself Rylands, im black and still thought that was funny, if you do that in real life you will have no freinds or family

    • 1

      joes

      4 years ago

      :/

    • 3

      Admin

      4 years ago

      Isn't fucking Trump president now o-o

    • 1

      ARGLEBARGLEMURDER

      4 years ago

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    • 0

      Asianasianasianasian

      4 years ago

      GOARDEN RURMSAYEEEE

    • 2

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      Not fucking serving donald trump. are reds stupid?!

    • 0

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      Also, I will need to go a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way to get to the white house

    • 1

      Theolex

      4 years ago

      Now you just cook steak.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      RACIST.. but funny. i like your style.

    • 1

      xxxxtentacion69

      4 years ago

      and making koolaid

    • 0

      snachedthemedges

      3 years ago

      ayyyeee!!!! jk (im black ya'll, chill)

    • 0

      snachedthemedges

      3 years ago

      I'd get tired of trying to poison Trump (forreal doe)

    • 1

      Nick

      3 years ago

      Ha! Goteem

    • 1

      Heidi

      3 years ago

      So true. At least on a cruise when people stop to go on islands, crew members get to enjoy the pool and buffet on board. At the white house you wouldn't get free holidays or time off.

    • 0

      IamAWESOME

      3 years ago

      I get seasick

    • 0

      Zient

      3 years ago

      HA GOTTY

    • 0

      rfopfropj

      2 years ago

      You would be over constant surveillance.

    • 0

      Angelisse

      2 years ago

      damn

    • 0

      Joshua Fuller

      2 years ago

      do worry m8 its 2019 now you can just order Mcdonald's everyday and get free money.

    • 0

      jackson

      2 years ago

      Ì̌͛҉ ̐̊͒͐̈́a̚lͫͯ͒ͦ͐̐r̈́̔̈̅eaͪͫ͐̽ͦͦ͝d҉y͛҉ h͞ă͗͊͞ve̎̈́̔͑̌̑ ̵̍̐̅ͫtͦͦͧ͢h̵ͣ͗̒̊̽is̄̍̾̌ ̂̋å̕ny̍͋̎wͯͪ͒͊̆͊aͫͥ͞ŷ͝s,̃̓ͪ ̾̉ͨͬͬs͆͛̒͐ͫ̅ͮ͘o̽ͤ ͗ͫ̄̀it̶͒͗̅̅ͩͮ̓ ̇ͫ̎͂wͨ̊ͩ͛oͧͤͪú͡ļ̒̌ͭͯ̃d̕n'̴ͭt͐̅̀̿͢ ͋̾ͯb̴̎ͬ̌̈́̅ͬȅ͛͞ ̃͌͠a̵ ͞bi̴gͮ̑̅͝ ̧̂̐̃ͧͭͦdͭ͛̓̐̽̿́e͐̈̾a͛͒ͣ́lͥ̅ͧ̐̽ͩ̽͡.̨̅ͥ̃̈́͐ Ì̌͛҉ ̐̊͒͐̈́a̚lͫͯ͒ͦ͐̐r̈́̔̈̅eaͪͫ͐̽ͦͦ͝d҉y͛҉ h͞ă͗͊͞ve̎̈́̔͑̌̑ ̵̍̐̅ͫtͦͦͧ͢h̵ͣ͗̒̊̽is̄̍̾̌ ̂̋å̕ny̍͋̎wͯͪ͒͊̆͊aͫͥ͞ŷ͝s,̃̓ͪ ̾̉ͨͬͬs͆͛̒͐ͫ̅ͮ͘o̽ͤ ͗ͫ̄̀it̶͒͗̅̅ͩͮ̓ ̇ͫ̎͂wͨ̊ͩ͛oͧͤͪú͡ļ̒̌ͭͯ̃d̕n'̴ͭt͐̅̀̿͢ ͋̾ͯb̴̎ͬ̌̈́̅ͬȅ͛͞ ̃͌͠a̵ ͞bi̴gͮ̑̅͝ ̧̂̐̃ͧͭͦdͭ͛̓̐̽̿́e͐̈̾a͛͒ͣ́lͥ̅ͧ̐̽ͩ̽͡.̨̅ͥ̃̈́͐ Ì̌͛҉ ̐̊͒͐̈́a̚lͫͯ͒ͦ͐̐r̈́̔̈̅eaͪͫ͐̽ͦͦ͝d҉y͛҉ h͞ă͗͊͞ve̎̈́̔͑̌̑ ̵̍̐̅ͫtͦͦͧ͢h̵ͣ͗̒̊̽is̄̍̾̌ ̂̋å̕ny̍͋̎wͯͪ͒͊̆͊aͫͥ͞ŷ͝s,̃̓ͪ ̾̉ͨͬͬs͆͛̒͐ͫ̅ͮ͘o̽ͤ ͗ͫ̄̀it̶͒͗̅̅ͩͮ̓ ̇ͫ̎͂wͨ̊ͩ͛oͧͤͪú͡ļ̒̌ͭͯ̃d̕n'̴ͭt͐̅̀̿͢ ͋̾ͯb̴̎ͬ̌̈́̅ͬȅ͛͞ ̃͌͠a̵ ͞bi̴gͮ̑̅͝ ̧̂̐̃ͧͭͦdͭ͛̓̐̽̿́e͐̈̾a͛͒ͣ́lͥ̅ͧ̐̽ͩ̽͡.̨̅ͥ̃̈́͐

    • 0

      Awitaa

      11 months ago

      yo prefiero cocinar en el crucero :v

  • 66

    Brendan

    12 years ago

    I will take government connections (and benefits) over seasickness.

    • 69

      Luca

      9 years ago

      Really? Free holidays to tropical places for your JOB?

    • 30

      Lord English

      9 years ago

      Sailing the seas and going to tourist spots as job benefits? Sign me up. p.s. seasickness is for wimps

    • 14

      Anthony

      9 years ago

      The cruise liner can travel ANYWHERE.... anywhere

    • 27

      Six1Cynic

      8 years ago

      You don't get seasick on a cruiseliner unless you are extremely sensitive. Do you know how big those things are?They barely move around.

    • 30

      Kamden Maag

      8 years ago

      I'd kill Obama

    • 15

      malacia

      8 years ago

      Seriously Kamdem Maag? Isn't that a bit extreme? Please be a bad joke

    • 15

      PaperlessPaper

      8 years ago

      @Kamden Maag, and then I would sneak off my cruise liner and find and kill you.

    • 0

      Hellboy920

      5 years ago

      Eves stop on convos and steal intwl to sell or give to wiki leaks

    • 0

      tommy

      4 years ago

      less risky plus more motivation? AWESOME

    • 0

      Fuzzy's Soup

      4 years ago

      I could cook for Trump! That's my dream job! Why would you chose a st00pid cruise ship chef?

    • 0

      Thomas

      3 years ago

      if you would cook it at a luxury cruise liner (unless your a bad cooker) wouldn't you get fired there too?...

  • 34

    Mandi

    11 years ago

    I worked on a cruise. Never. Again.

    • 8

      Ron

      9 years ago

      I was considering work on one but unsure what job. Why was it so bad?

    • 4

      heski

      7 years ago

      I'm training to work on a cruise ship, good money, no tax cheap holidays get to travel the world sound good to me

    • 0

      Annibell

      7 years ago

      Why never again??

    • 0

      Nawa

      5 years ago

      But not a LUXURY cruise, rolf

    • 0

      Crazycreeper120

      5 years ago

      ikr(I know right?)

  • 29

    Michael King

    9 years ago

    Whoever picked whitehouse is retarded. The scenery and local never changes. In a cruise liner you could see the world.

    • 1

      Rylands Mathieux

      8 years ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

    • 0

      Bessy

      5 years ago

      I get seasick sooo

    • 1

      EternalDragon

      5 years ago

      There was a comment... I accidently agreed on yours. You won't be outside to see any of this world.

    • 1

      raybel

      5 years ago

      i think youd be in the kitchen all day and get to see only the kitchen

    • 0

      Centerdeep

      4 years ago

      Preach it

  • 27

    wonderbung

    10 years ago

    White House head chef on my resume would land me a chef job anywhere in the world. Head chef on a cruise liner...not so much.

  • 15

    np11

    10 years ago

    poison everybody..

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      Rylands Mathieux

      8 years ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

    • 1

      istalkSwags123

      3 years ago

      Rylands you said the exact same thing to another person and got nothing out of it, also those insults are extremely offensive to some people. But then, the world has very strange and extreme people in it

  • 13

    Chris Vassos

    9 years ago

    CORY IN THE HOUSE!!!

  • 13

    iamdrebbits

    11 years ago

    i'll enjoy the benefits of travelling around the world :)

    • 13

      Sean

      9 years ago

      And you won't be outside to see any of it.

    • 19

      Brison

      9 years ago

      @Sean, that's why they invented windows.

    • 3

      Llama

      6 years ago

      @Sean pretty sure they get breaks.

  • 9

    xereeto

    9 years ago

    Cruise liner could sink, plus I want to meet the President.

  • 7

    RiddleMeThis

    9 years ago

    you'll know their secrets

    • 6

      DARedditmaster

      9 years ago

      Couldn't agree with you more sir

    • 0

      Conor Begley

      9 years ago

      Yes but they will kill you if you know

    • 0

      raybel

      5 years ago

      they wont kill you they wil probably only kill you if you told the secrets of the white house

  • 7

    hfb6796

    10 years ago

    Plus after working in the white house you could enjoy some nice cruises!

  • 6

    Gabe Capili

    8 years ago

    ha, i cleaned the bathrooms on the S.S. Gourmet. I was head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea

  • 6

    rubberlikewalrus

    9 years ago

    I want them to try to wake me up at 1am for a grilled cheese

  • 5

    erictheo

    8 years ago

    It would be sooooo stressful on a cuise liner. The white house would be soooo chill. You'd probably get paid more too.

  • 5

    Mark Berger

    9 years ago

    White house is h:xaunted

  • 4

    chlxoe

    5 years ago

    What if Trump becomes president? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO COOK FOR TRUMP????

  • 4

    emilywillis1524

    9 years ago

    Less expectations... and I can travel

  • 4

    overtherainbow

    10 years ago

    I agree with Brendan. Plus, I think the president and the whitehouse staff are less snobby than some people that go on cruises...

  • 3

    Shadow

    5 years ago

    YES! I CAN POISON OUR SHIT PRESIDENT OBAMA!

  • 3

    Kendall Walls

    9 years ago

    get to see the world

  • 0

    Crimbu

    4 days ago

    as a cruise chef, I'm less of a target than a chef in the white house, I get paid more, I meet more people, I travel more, it's just a better job

  • 2

    Noel03

    5 years ago

    If Donald Trump becomes prez, I could put in some extra ingredients (iykwym)

  • 0

    hihi

    1 week ago

    Less work, still get paid a lot, get to be on a super cool cruise- winner!!

  • 2

    Logan Hueske

    5 years ago

    Wait for donald trump and poison the food, then secretly escape to Ireland

  • 2

    Legacy Swords

    6 years ago

    *Poisons food*

  • 2

    nico

    7 years ago

    Chose the wrong one! But if you screw something up in the White House you could be killed

  • 2

    Mr.Swag

    7 years ago

    Being head chief in the White House won't last forever while if u are the head chief of a cruise it would last till u retire

  • 2

    Mephiste

    8 years ago

    The White House is sinking faster than any ship though.

  • 2

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    I'd rather not sink.

  • 0

    Owen

    1 month ago

    too much pressure lmao

  • 0

    Wending

    1 month ago

    the whole chat is in red

  • 1

    Sean Donlon

    2 years ago

    Agree if you think this joke is not funny. Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Sure. Never mind it is to cheesy!

  • 1

    lilaidan

    4 years ago

    wait this would mean i would have to cook for trump fuck

  • 1

    nightmare5462

    4 years ago

    I'm not serving trump

  • 1

    Julia

    5 years ago

    what if the cruise sank? than i would die and i don't think the white house could sink so ya

  • 1

    cosmos

    5 years ago

    You can travel and go more places

  • 1

    Jackal

    8 years ago

    I'm on a boat.

  • 1

    Gohon

    8 years ago

    *clears throat* titanic

  • 1

    TimL

    8 years ago

    Im Canadian

  • 1

    potatochips

    8 years ago

    I'll take all the benefits and then poison Obama. Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

  • 1

    theNASHUS

    8 years ago

    more pay

  • 1

    Aristotle

    8 years ago

    Bermuda, here I come! *does a Bermuda dance*

  • 1

    Tommy Patton

    9 years ago

    Am I the only one who went "innie meenie miny mo" ?

    • 2

      Brison

      9 years ago

      Am I the only one who went "to school" ?

  • 1

    sailortaylor

    9 years ago

    Definitely White House chef, get paid a crap load just to cook!

  • 1

    Emma Napolitano

    9 years ago

    being on a cruise all the time means rarely seeing family. white house doesn't move. government connections are good as well.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      There is no way my family is going to move all the way to D.C. to be with me, so there's really no difference for me.

  • 1

    Isabel

    9 years ago

    I'll give everyone special brownies.

  • 1

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    9 years ago

    Who wants to be locked up in the white house at all hours of the day

  • 1

    youat2inthemorning

    9 years ago

    Fuck that I'm traveling!!

  • 1

    SirHohenheim

    9 years ago

    I would troll the President with Mexican food before every plane ride or important meeting.

  • 1

    Katie

    9 years ago

    It would be nice to be able to live in luxury and travel around the world. At the White House you have to deal with Obama. Bleh.

    • 2

      Rylands Mathieux

      8 years ago

      YOU FUCKING CRACKER KKK DICK SUCKING CUNT!!! PROBABLY A SENILE 40 YEAR OLD MAN SITTING AT HIS CUBICLE WHACKING OFF TO GAY PORN WITH HIM IN IT!!! SUCKING THE DEVILS DICK FOR CRACK MONEY!!!

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