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be forced to attend school for your entire life

be forced to marry your distant cousin

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Be forced to marry your distant cousin

Smarts or Incest

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  • 666

    kokid913

    7 years ago

    everyone's my distant cousin technically

  • 67

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    Divorce.

    • 5

      Muschi

      6 years ago

      Divorce is wrong so I would attend school for the rest of my life.

    • 13

      UkxDeadlyZz

      6 years ago

      But get the gifts first

    • 6

      tyler

      6 years ago

      Divorce is wrong to some people they believe when you take that vow and say till death do us part you should mean it..

    • 4

      Dominic

      6 years ago

      amen tyler! not to mention, school isnt all THAT bad! haha! at least not college, and at least not for me!

    • 6

      Diddly

      6 years ago

      Not everyone is religious and school was the worst years of my life that i nearly didn't make it out (damn catholic schools man)

    • 0

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      ha ha an old story ook dictates you entire life. how sad. your viewed as cattle to me. nothing more to talk about with you, you are blinded

    • 0

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      *book

    • 0

      Alex Sandro Katamadze

      5 years ago

      oh come on divorce ain't of no shaggy stuff? plus everyone is related. TWICE @warpig techincally you are my long lost... brother?

    • 0

      Maryplier01

      2 years ago

      Sure, you guys are saying divorce is wrong, but yknow, it's still a thing. You're being /forced/ into a marriage, so you don't love them. Plus, there's the possibility that you actually do fall for your cousin and you're happy with it. However, it's not something for /your entire life/. You have to attend school for your entire life. No sick days, no skipping, nothing. You're forced to go every single day of your life. You could be old and bedridden, and you still have to go to school. Chances are you'll die in school.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      Well, assuming that the author is trying to put us in the "No escape" situation (Sorta like the blue option), We would probably not be able to divorce.

  • 22

    Matt

    7 years ago

    my cousins our hot

  • 16

    JaRadnitch

    7 years ago

    Well, I already attend school every day, and I guess that by attending school for my entire life I will recieve money for it... Np..

    • 0

      TheMCbanana

      3 years ago

      nope no job=no money unless you work at the school which you probably wont want to do anyway considering where you're at now.

  • 13

    Scott Dwyer

    6 years ago

    What's wrong with learning for the rest of your life?

    • 12

      pmaguire13

      5 years ago

      its not learning. its testing. you are getting graded on what you teach yourself. teachers dont teach you anything new they just remind you of everything that youve learned before.

    • 0

      TheMCbanana

      3 years ago

      yeah

    • 0

      XYZinferno

      3 years ago

      Since when did they say that? For all you know, there could be a school that doesn't give out tests.

    • 0

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      Imagine once you ran out of classes you would have to restart everything. Imagine kindergarten! Imagine your "Buddy" or whatever! Imagine introducing your 77 year old friend!

  • 10

    Crissy

    7 years ago

    Wow, 50/50 Distant cousin. I hated school.

  • 8

    Aki

    7 years ago

    Jokes on you, all of my cousins are hot.

    • 0

      Mr Melvin

      2 years ago

      Your disgusting.

    • 1

      Maryplier01

      2 years ago

      ^Looks like you need to attend school for the rest of your life, because it's *you're.

  • 8

    Christopher Canton

    7 years ago

    Didn't say what school.What If it's Hogwarts?Also,you didn't say the headmaster can't expel me.

    • 9

      Lewis

      6 years ago

      Then you would have to attend another school, what part of "entire life" do you not understand?

    • 0

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      Uh, Hogwarts isn't real, and nor was it implied it was real. Nor did it say you could choose. (Also you can't say "Oh it didn't say I couldn't", because if there was a developing town who hasn't made it's laws yet for whatever reason anything that wasn't written down does not make it okay for whatever reason), and it said for your entire life, so no, you could not get expelled.

  • 8

    Gringomiester

    7 years ago

    School is a pain in the ass, I was thrilled when i got out of high school.

  • 7

    Fanjitux

    6 years ago

    Better to live your life learning. Would prefer university level, different classes every year.

  • 6

    marcus

    7 years ago

    King of the school

  • 5

    Chimpwagon

    6 years ago

    intelligence> incest

    • 1

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      Legally not incest, and scientifically, every sexual relationship is incest since we're all related in one way.

  • 5

    mmanns

    6 years ago

    You'd be an 80 year old man attending a college party! Woooooh! Kinda makes me I picked that choice!

  • 5

    wrathseed

    6 years ago

    I hate the school system with a passion. Besides we are all related

  • 5

    Adam Vuu

    7 years ago

    Got a hot cousin

  • 5

    LoyalJoker

    7 years ago

    School. I could keep on learning and make more friends.

    • 13

      MichaelS

      7 years ago

      Good luck making friends with children as a 40 year old.

    • 8

      astrowebs

      6 years ago

      Universities are schools...

    • 0

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      And that just means you gotta spend enough money to last your entire life time there! How fun!

  • 4

    chickedy2534

    6 years ago

    Key word, DISTANT

  • 4

    Nick B.

    7 years ago

    I actually like school. Marriage...not so much.

    • 0

      Anon

      6 years ago

      Other way around for me. I'd prefer marriage WAY more.

  • 3

    Xeinnex

    5 years ago

    school days are the best, i can still marry my distant cousin

  • 3

    trickz

    5 years ago

    High school is fun, why wouldn't I want to do that forever? No responsibilities, just party and kick it with friends forever? sign me up.

  • 3

    John smith

    6 years ago

    By distant cousin has an amaizing ass

  • 3

    PhilJ10

    6 years ago

    How distant?

  • 3

    lemursocks

    6 years ago

    schoool, unless it's me who has to pay tuition! fuck that!

  • 3

    Adi

    6 years ago

    I like school!

  • 3

    ilivemysoul

    6 years ago

    My distant cousin is hot tho

  • 0

    grady

    1 week ago

    dont have one its sad because they died from a trip and crash to a tree and sink into the ocen

  • 0

    Catherine Belov

    1 week ago

    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • 2

    mehdi9115

    5 years ago

    Says Marry but doesn't say you can't get it annulled straight after :p

  • 2

    Manny LE

    5 years ago

    It depends...

  • 2

    CoolestTaco

    5 years ago

    All humans are technically at least 50th cousins.

  • 2

    Max Brandell

    5 years ago

    Everyone is related no matter if you are a creationist or an evolutionist. In creationism, everyone comes from Adam and Eve. In evolution, one homo erectus had a mutation that was passed on to all of his offspring, creating homo sapiens. That means that either way, all humans came from one place.

  • 2

    Glenn

    5 years ago

    Doesn't matter.... Had sex

  • 2

    eko_leeko

    6 years ago

    Hey my cousin is cute

  • 2

    RealityWarping

    6 years ago

    I could put up with living with my distant cousin - we might even get on - while I couldn't even stand going to school (to be honest, I can't wait until my education is over so I could live in my own house and do what I want).

  • 2

    Christian

    6 years ago

    I love learning. I would just transfer universities every four years and study something new. I assume this is all expenses paid?

  • 2

    Fanjitux

    6 years ago

    Better to live your life learning. Would prefer university level, different classes every year.

  • 2

    Matthew Creekmore

    6 years ago

    I live in the south so it doesn't matter anyways.

  • 0

    RT_UnknownShad

    3 weeks ago

    Sweet home alabama

  • 0

    Kaelin

    4 weeks ago

    doesn't say I cant get a divorce

  • 0

    JellyPoo

    1 month ago

    QUiz ME PLEASE NOW AJFGYHADFHAUI

  • 1

    cyan

    2 years ago

    hi

  • 1

    cyan

    2 years ago

    yasss

  • 1

    Pakutto

    3 years ago

    Wow - most people would rather marry someone from their family than attend school their whole life? Hm...

    • 0

      Solstrii

      10 months ago

      Well, someone is going to have to pay for it someday, and technically, we're all family, for one, and two, distant doesn't just mean my cousin's cousin. Quite alot further.

  • 1

    Kall4rk

    3 years ago

    No problem with that, then I don't need to work :)

  • 1

    NobleWolfReborn

    3 years ago

    I'm not a big fan of inbreeding, but I'd rather marry my FIRST cousin than have to suffer through one more day of school than I have to...

  • 1

    ksi

    3 years ago

    We are all distant cousins, plus school sucks at the time

  • 1

    LegitLogic

    3 years ago

    Every single person alive is up to your 50th cousin.

  • 0

    Adam

    1 month ago

    To be fair, distant cousin is almost everyone.

  • 1

    Mohammadawartani

    4 years ago

    Y

  • 1

    XxBuNNieSklZxX

    4 years ago

    They didnn't say its a phys.ed school!

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