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Teach math

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  • 211

    Gringomiester

    6 years ago

    I'm actually good at math. me teaching a language would be like a cactus growing in Alaska.

    • 93

      SmartPaul

      6 years ago

      I'm an......... ASIAN *DUN DUN DUUUUUuNNNNNNNNNNNN

    • 34

      Jesse Cartwright

      6 years ago

      I live in Alaska

    • 27

      MrPwnage

      5 years ago

      With math your actually teaching something necessary

    • 29

      LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

      5 years ago

      I would like to teach meth

    • 31

      Valentina Zornik

      5 years ago

      im a cactus

    • 8

      James Scheuerman

      5 years ago

      Hearing messicans talk is like a cactus going up my ass

    • 4

      BERSERK

      5 years ago

      at least im a professor of a respectable field, plus i get paid more

    • 5

      Theorcofdead

      5 years ago

      not to mention making kids cry.

    • 16

      Nyan cat

      5 years ago

      I'd teach kindergarten and tell the kids that there are new numbers between 6 and 7.

    • 12

      Kat

      4 years ago

      Well I speak fluent Spanish... So, yeah.

    • 4

      BALisTIc

      4 years ago

      one word...pinche' puto.

    • 1

      nancy1111

      4 years ago

      Same! I wasn't paying attention and accidentally hit the wrong one.

    • 1

      nancy1111

      4 years ago

      Same! I wasn't paying attention and accidentally hit the wrong one.

    • 6

      KittiCat9000

      4 years ago

      1+1=11.

    • 4

      Jacob Dittmer

      4 years ago

      I aced math, and failed Spanish.....hm.....

    • 1

      EpicDude1537

      2 years ago

      You are racist (lol)

    • 2

      Dragongirl112

      2 years ago

      im bad at math...but even worse in spanish (i know a little though)

    • 1

      Kyouran21

      2 years ago

      I would like to teach meth

    • 2

      Danny Boi

      2 years ago

      I'm an Alaska in a cactus

    • 0

      FreddyFanGir

      2 years ago

      i suck with spanish because of me living in Pennsylvania soooo....MATH HERE I COME!!!

    • 2

      Charlotte057

      2 years ago

      1+1=lol

    • 0

      Ben Cadet

      2 years ago

      Oh shit, I thought they said Meth

    • 1

      Itz xZeayo

      2 years ago

      What if you buy a cactus somewhere else and grow it in your house in Alaska

    • 2

      Nati

      2 years ago

      i speak spanish, its easy to me :)

    • 2

      Austin

      2 years ago

      Cacti literally grow in Alaska...

    • 1

      Frisk

      2 years ago

      ALGEBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (P.S. i actually do have algebra and im 9 in grade 3

    • 1

      light_heat_passion

      2 years ago

      It would be a lot less complex if you taught Spanish instead... and I'm really bad at explaining things, so...

    • 0

      Alex

      2 years ago

      I read teaching meth. Don't worry Mr. Pinkman, I got this.

    • 1

      Dadadada It's Me

      2 years ago

      I'm in Honors and AP, but I'm still learning Spanish...So...

    • 0

      cat_of_life

      2 years ago

      Teaching a language is harder than saying some simple math problems

    • 1

      Abigail

      2 years ago

      I HATE MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:O

    • 2

      Noga

      2 years ago

      lol I hate math and I'm very good in languages, I'm eleven and English is not even my native language!

    • 0

      RimmyTim

      2 years ago

      @Mrpwnage not all math is neccessary I mean your not going to find out how much to tip the waiter using the pythagorean theorem

    • 0

      Savi Ramirez

      1 year ago

      Look, kids. The square root of 6.25 is 25

    • 0

      JustJay7

      1 year ago

      If i teach math, it would mean I would have to qualify to teach math meaning I would understand mathematical concepts. Personal preference tbh. works both ways

    • 2

      jane

      1 year ago

      SPAIN IS DA BEST

    • 0

      Evalgra

      11 months ago

      No habla espanol

    • 0

      Eleanor

      3 months ago

      @Evalgra Oh the irony, and i am good at math

  • 41

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    I know Spanish fluently, and I suck at Math. So this is an easy question.

    • 10

      pleaseimbeyonce

      5 years ago

      They didn't say what age? Teach maths to 5 year olds. "If I had one apple and you gave me one how many would I have?"

    • 3

      Nicole Olivera

      5 years ago

      Muy fácil :3

    • 1

      1stwarror

      5 years ago

      @Nicole Olivera - I'm failing Spanish so all I understand is very.

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      5 years ago

      Maybe she's too dumb to do addition please

    • 1

      Joaquin Keymer

      5 years ago

      @Crissy I know spanish fluently, and I am good at math. But teaching is diffrent. You would have to teach grammar and verbs. And I hate that. No me gustaría tener que enseñarle a la gente algo que no me gusta, y en mi caso me gustan las matemáticas

    • 3

      Matias Gorfain

      4 years ago

      Hola, Soy de Uruguay :P

    • 0

      #Asha

      4 years ago

      @Joaquin I got everything except the last part because I have never EVER had a Spanish lesson!

    • 1

      fvoltes

      2 years ago

      y yo de argentina

    • 0

      XYZinferno

      2 years ago

      I take spanish classes, so I guess it would work... But I would always have google translate :) Pero yo me gusta matematicas. Sorry if I forgot an accent

    • 1

      Flava Frav

      1 year ago

      agreed xD

    • 1

      Meg

      1 year ago

      Me gusta aprendiendo español ahora, entonces es possible que yo enseño español (: (lo siento si yo tengo mal español, yo solo tengo doce años y menor de un año de aprendiendo español)

    • 0

      Coco_shi<3

      1 month ago

      Yo soy de Venezuela, those people who are triying to learn Spanish... you're awesome bros, this language is hard specially for you. Besos y abrazos

  • 34

    wawa1474

    6 years ago

    add the table, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope to god you don't multiply. ;)

  • 32

    Sergio Escamilla

    6 years ago

    i speak spanish

    • 0

      Meg

      1 year ago

      Most people that chose blue speak spanish.

  • 17

    JustCarefree

    6 years ago

    It's like asking if you're hispanic/latino or asian. I joke I joke

  • 10

    Grickel

    6 years ago

    nadie en mi clase española presta cualquier atención al profesor, en lenguajes su más fácil hacer excusas de porqué usted no sabe la respuesta a la pregunta. La matemáticas es numera simplemente

    • 1

      Keith

      6 years ago

      verdad.

    • 2

      Belén

      6 years ago

      you didnt write it fine. i'm spanish that's why i know it.

    • 7

      oto the exterminator

      6 years ago

      suenas a traductor de google lol

    • 11

      monypm

      5 years ago

      Google translate?

    • 1

      monypm

      5 years ago

      Google translate?

    • 4

      AdrenalineRS

      5 years ago

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAID? I HAVE NO CLUE... BTW IM NOT YELLING

    • 1

      AdrenalineRS

      5 years ago

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAID? I HAVE NO CLUE... BTW IM NOT YELLING

    • 3

      pepperlandgirl

      5 years ago

      Um, don't teach Spanish. Please. (I'm Argentinian and you sound like Google Translate.)

    • 3

      1stwarror

      5 years ago

      TAKE THIS! yi+1 = yi + (1/6) [k1 + 2k2 + 2k3 + k4]

    • 0

      #Asha

      4 years ago

      SAY WHAT???? ME NO NO SPANISH!!! SPANISH (for me)=BIG NO NO

    • 1

      Jamberry101

      4 years ago

      El espanol es una perra. No puedo rodar mi lengua, el alphabeto puede ser tan jodidamente dificile de pronounciar y acabo de malo en ella como usted no creeria. Si entre cuarenta y cinco por ciento la gente piensa que es facil, buena puta suerte. Matematicas es solo memoria. Un negro podia hacerlo. Todas aquellas personas que eligieron azul probablemente no podian entender esto a menos que se escriben en traductor Google o algo asi

    • 1

      Nati

      2 years ago

      Jajaja, google traductor

    • 0

      Dadadada It's Me

      2 years ago

      Something about them being a male Spanish class teacher...As a prodigy, I taught myself a little bit of Spanish. I'm still learning.

  • 9

    Derek

    6 years ago

    No hablo espanol. Not a damn clue if I spelled that right.

    • 9

      PGO

      6 years ago

      you did spell it right i know because im from mexico

    • 18

      monypm

      5 years ago

      You did. Well, except for the "ñ" but I guess you don't have it in your keyboard, so, yeah.

    • 1

      sleepingonthedancefloor

      5 years ago

      Español xd gringos x.x

    • 0

      naroa

      1 year ago

      Español , so close though

  • 8

    justcallmeluis

    6 years ago

    Mexican ftw

  • 6

    MichaelJacksonL.O.V.E.

    6 years ago

    Español es muy fácil para mi, y matematicas es díficil. Enseñando un clase de Español es divertida.

  • 6

    DapperDinner

    6 years ago

    I like math... And I'm not Asian.

  • 5

    Trolhado

    6 years ago

    FUCKING HATE SPANISH

    • 0

      Dadadada It's Me

      2 years ago

      Sadly, I live in California, and I'm all about the munz, so I have to fucking learn how to speak, read, write, and understand Spanish, even though I'm already freaking bilingual. I don't think a couple extra bucks is going to help me in life.

  • 5

    mandolin

    6 years ago

    Only if i could teach like 6th grade math, as me to tech Trig though and NO WAY

  • 5

    Sarah

    6 years ago

    I hate math

  • 5

    Nick

    6 years ago

    we would just make tacos and make the fat kid into a bull. It's all about culture enrichment.

  • 4

    bluesea82

    5 years ago

    I would teach math cause I'm really good at ad I've a 95 average

  • 4

    Katelyn Stimpson

    5 years ago

    I bet I could make more money teaching spanish or being a translator than I could by teaching math...js

  • 4

    Dopaminecloud

    6 years ago

    i would teach it not good and I would get fired

  • 4

    Aleksander Mortensen

    6 years ago

    I could just say some random bullshit and claim that it's Spanish, couldn't I?

  • 3

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    I can't speak more than five words in Spanish. I was actually good at maths - although not good enough to be allowed to teach it, but yeah.

  • 3

    Declan Linfoot

    6 years ago

    I don't understand either! =(

  • 2

    yologangster

    2 years ago

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  • 2

    Huntrblumpkin

    2 years ago

    I suck at math, but I suck at Spanish more. ;)

  • 2

    Vanquisher

    4 years ago

    I don't know spanish so...

  • 2

    Nina

    4 years ago

    Math is both easy and funny.

  • 2

    xprimale

    5 years ago

    I don't know Spanish, but I love languages and I speak Italian which is close.

  • 2

    Immortal_Chaos101

    5 years ago

    I wish i was Gandalf during a math test grading.

  • 2

    yuuuuuuup

    5 years ago

    I kinda just rock at math but in Spanish if I don't pay attention for 10 seconds they be like dhfjdjjjdj kc and I'm like "uh uno?"

  • 2

    Newmetalfriend

    5 years ago

    I love math

  • 2

    Levi Lottinville

    5 years ago

    wait which math? middle and high or college. not middle or high, those teachers get no respect.

  • 2

    Michelle Lewell

    5 years ago

    Not good at either but I can't be assed to teach Infinitives and stuff DX

  • 2

    mattc127

    5 years ago

    Both the worst subjects ever

    • 0

      #Asha

      4 years ago

      Depends on teacher and students

  • 2

    tyler

    6 years ago

    Either way im the best teacher ever.... "everyone free period, teacher bout to take a nap just don't leave the classroom or i will actually have to start teaching". :D

  • 2

    Crimson_Petal

    6 years ago

    I speak Spanish and am pretty good at math.....so teaching it to someone shouldn't be too difficult!

  • 2

    Sofiagg

    6 years ago

    Yo se hablar español lol jajjajajajajaj mexican talking

  • 2

    Julie Skau Brinks

    6 years ago

    I don't know any spanish, so that would be very amusing.

  • 2

    fembot69

    6 years ago

    I'm fluent in Spanish. And I hate math.

  • 2

    Mursu159

    6 years ago

    Nobody likes math or math teachers.

  • 1

    Lemonsss

    1 year ago

    When I grow up, I want to be a teacher for either Science, Geography, Math, or languages. However, I don't learn Spanish, I learn French, Portuguese, Greek and Russian. If the blue choice would be 'Teach any language', I would be fucked.

  • 1

    bethanyforevs

    2 years ago

    i hate math

  • 1

    Rubén

    2 years ago

    Maths until 16 years old is easy, then it is interesting to teach maths but not for above ages. I am Spanish native so I can teach Spanish very well and I think that people enjoy more with languages than with maths. Chiquilloooo! yo puedo enseñarte español cateto si quieres jijijiji. Si me pagas 5 euros por cada "tema" que yo vea necesario (45 minutos minimo) te lo enseño... y también a hablar español jejejeje

  • 1

    mariosonicwinter2

    2 years ago

    Well, I like Spanish and Math. I accidently pressed Spanish but anywho XD

  • 1

    glitterglam25

    2 years ago

    Goodness. Spanish is sooooo easy. So is math but Spanish you can never fail. Unless you are really dumb witch i can see most of you are. Yo hablé todos los días en español

  • 1

    Kate

    2 years ago

    I can teach my brother.

  • 0

    망개떡

    1 month ago

    I SUCC AT MATH

  • 1

    Anthony Rosiles

    3 years ago

    Im good at both , but honestly if i were to become a teacher i would have chosen to teach math anyways. My favorite and best subject is Math.

  • 1

    #Asha

    4 years ago

    a) good at math b) don't know Spanish (and an irrelevant) c) I wanna teach when I'm older anyway ;)

    • 0

      #Asha

      4 years ago

      Maths= Top class Spanish= Not even 1 word

  • 1

    Samantha Jo Leilani Chester

    4 years ago

    Arnt they the same?

  • 1

    Catman

    4 years ago

    They're both foreign so, yea

  • 1

    ManuelPadron

    4 years ago

    ¿Qué paso perras? ¿Quieren clases de Español? :V

  • 1

    Chad

    5 years ago

    What's the point? Both are foreign languages

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