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  • 98

    Linkums

    2 years ago

    Less video game censorship.

    • 60

      Marmadukes

      2 years ago

      Less small breasted porn censorship.

    • 23

      Kendall Walls

      2 years ago

      wait what well I reconsider...

    • 23

      ducki

      2 years ago

      Actually that's likely to be lifted :D and in the mean time, we have about 3 or 4 of the top 10 most live able cities in the world, my own Adelaide being 4th. America? Has zero

    • 11

      EdwardNigma

      2 years ago

      The censoring has been far less restricted after L4D2. The guy who said to censor it got fucking death threats. He resigned a week later. They know the consequences of censoring games now and they haven't censored any game very heavily in a while. Except MK9. But again, more death threats.

    • 24

      Alex Jorgensen

      2 years ago

      I live in Canada, so i'll just live in Oregon now BIG FRICKEN DIFFERENCE?

    • 49

      BringOntheRoboticGod

      1 year ago

      Let's see: Universal Healthcare, multi-party system, more labor protections, a non-imperialist government focused on itself rather than infinite overseas war, better education system, cheaper college.

    • 8

      imawesome

      1 year ago

      @BringOntheRoboticGod Plus all the giant animals. That's pretty badass

    • 33

      Elisabeth

      1 year ago

      Better accents :')

    • 16

      Josiah Thompson

      1 year ago

      i would rather have an accent than a beer belly

    • 1

      Tobias Schulte

      1 year ago

      Less indefinite detention without trial.

    • 3

      prinner

      1 year ago

      wow less excessive violence and ia very specific section of pornography?? if i wasn't incredibly shallow i would look past those things but dang

    • 18

      Michael

      1 year ago

      America always gets people talking shit to us. Y'all are hater and jealous I love my country and Australia is looks great but rest of the world stop being jealous we are to awesome. USA!!!

    • 19

      Trace Hilbun

      1 year ago

      MURICA! Best damn country in the world!

    • 4

      TheTank

      1 year ago

      @Josiah Thompson I would rather have everything than kangaroos and some shrimp on da bobbee

    • 6

      CastleandBeckett

      1 year ago

      @TheTank. I live in Sydney and I have only seen kangaroos while driving through the country and in a ZOO. Us Aussies don't own a kangaroo license!!! Jeez.

    • 6

      NerdyNekoNinja

      1 year ago

      Less risks of getting shot...

    • 3

      darknight

      1 year ago

      Much cooler country and people.

    • 2

      DEcobra11

      1 year ago

      Less internet censorship.

    • 1

      SpiderSilk

      1 year ago

      BOGANS :D I mean come on living in Australia is awesome WE HAVE KANGAROOS

    • 1

      Francisco Costa

      10 months ago

      Be Australian, and move to another country.

    • 0

      Conor Edwards

      10 months ago

      Well australia is the north west island of newzealand.

    • 3

      Carl

      10 months ago

      *Would you rather be a stupid brainwashed idiot, or be a normal human being?

    • 4

      Gabriel Scalon

      8 months ago

      less wild mutant animals wanting to kill you

    • 0

      pf12351

      7 months ago

      Unfortunately, they still censored South Park The Stick of Truth. Damn.

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      6 months ago

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    • 0

      Glaceon999

      4 months ago

      You don't have to live in America. You just have American heritage. CANADA!

    • 0

      rockstarr

      4 months ago

      Yeah better be american than living in a continent with spiders snakes sharks.

    • 0

      Utah G

      3 months ago

      no boxer jellyfish or blue octopus, less censorship, and worldwide superpower

    • 0

      Joel Ronayne

      1 month ago

      What about movie

  • 40

    horsedickdotmpeg

    2 years ago

    THIS IS 'Merica if you don't like it, you can git out!

    • 34

      australia346

      2 years ago

      Ok already in the best country in the world- Australia!

    • 20

      Okmrbob

      1 year ago

      Some people really make us look stupid

    • 8

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      Shut up Auzzie

    • 1

      mohamed

      1 year ago

      freddie mercury? I thought you were dead!

    • 3

      jayjay

      1 year ago

      I AM AUSSIE WOOO HOO! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!HAPPY AUSSIE DAY FOR YESTY BTW

    • 1

      Kevin Kirkham

      11 months ago

      @austrailia346 America is helping people across the world that immigrate here have bunch of opportunities to live a higher quality life. America also produces the best quality of entertainment that people around the world enjoy, such as movies, tv shows, internet, games, and music. When natural disasters occur, the major charity organizations fundraise to help them people who suffered. America is the world's leader in innovations. So all these constant innovations made each year by tons of companies are brought to other countries, so they can purchase them too. Since America is importing so many things, its is helping the foreign businesses from countries in europe and asia grow ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Australia? Australians can not handle other people's opinions. Most of them are too caught up in thinking they have the best country in the world to even consider the fact that there might be other countries out there. The problems i faced was traffic, pollution, grot, un safety and pushiness but that was just in western sydney. Gold coast is nice as is cairns. Other things I find different from here to aus is that people in australia generally don't want to know you unless you're connected in some high upper class way. New zealanders just want to generally get to know you out of friendliness. Australia has many dangerous creatures and i never ever felt safe walking through long grass of fear of snakes. Crime is also on the rise in many parts of australia (particularly brisbane) My cousin was killed in the Port arthor massacre and that really made me sad. The USA is not the only country that has massacres. The other thing i notice about australians is that they seem to think they are God's gift to the planet. "We live in the best country in the world lade dah de ******* dah. I'm not saying australia is a bad place, I am just saying that some australians think it is better than everything else. Teenagers are pretty much the same then everywhere else.. There is also a drought there and you cant have a shower for more then 3 mins without some one knocking on the door,, it is so annoying. Gang violence is also on the rise in aus as it is here in nz. There is also a lot of racism here, particularly towards muslims, aboriginals and asians. Although sometimes you can't really blame some of the aussies the way some of these people live. There are literally ethnic ghettos in some parts of sydney. Cabramatta is an asian one. Mainly vietnamese gangs and stuff like that. Really an awful place. Blacktown in the cities west is also pretty bad and don't even get me started on Mount Druitt and Bidwill. Also australians can also be very judgemental, and rude sometimes. When I first moved to nz I could not get over that some people wore their pj's to the supermarket but now its part of every day life. If i did that in australia people would class me as a "dag" Although australia is a nice place it is not all sweet lollipops and roses Cheers Ow yeah. And if you do move to australia i will give you a list of places not to go to Sydney: Cabramatta, Bidwill, Liverpool, Campbelltown, Mount Druitt, Blacktown, Seven Hills, Penrith, Kings cross, Lakemba, Bass hill, Yagoona and Bankstown. Nice areas of sydney are anywhere near the beach. Also avoid some areas of the beautiful gold coast such as nerang.

    • 0

      TheTrinster

      7 months ago

      I don't like it, that's why I chose Australia. Oh, by the way, if the English language was a Jew, you're Hitler.

  • 35

    Stolkmen

    2 years ago

    I was surprised it was somewhat split....hmmmm.....anyway...AMERICAN BABY!!!

    • 30

      Matthew Holmes

      2 years ago

      Aussies are awesome

    • 4

      Pagazz

      2 years ago

      Curtis... have you ever met an Australian?

    • 3

      Anju

      2 years ago

      @Curtis McLeod: yeah, sadly that is what America is becoming. hopefully that will change soon, though, because i live in America.

    • 2

      grizzlix

      2 years ago

      @Curtis You are self righteous and ignorant to believe all americans like that.

    • 5

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      I have met many Australians they are all dicks period.

    • 1

      raphaelo008

      1 year ago

      Freddie mercury, you must have a dick period.

    • 1

      raphaelo008

      1 year ago

      you're probably not very healthy.

    • 1

      Freddie Mercury

      1 year ago

      I'm very healthy actually.

    • 1

      CastleandBeckett

      1 year ago

      Dear Freddie Mercury, there is only one dick period here and it's not me...

    • 4

      Jake Miller

      1 year ago

      @Freddie. You just haven't met the nice fucking Aussies, like me. You stupid fucking piece of shit.

  • 20

    Chewsonthemove

    2 years ago

    I want to switch... I instinctively clicked American before realizing that 1. Aussies are awesome, 2. Americans are usually much more obese 3. Aussies are probably less ignorant on world matters 4. they are also probably smarter in general

    • 2

      Ellia Foxenaite

      1 year ago

      Aussies has really nice faces, I mean they look beautiful. Also Aussies are veryveryveryvery friendly and nice behaved, I'm also european on a distant relationship with an Aussie. Anyway, I wish I was an Aussie and had the accent.

  • 20

    Bandit

    2 years ago

    No way I'm going to live with giant deadly insects

  • 10

    Nick

    2 years ago

    gl hf with the debt.

    • 5

      Nagami-Stages

      2 years ago

      Implying the debt is an issue we need to care about.

    • 11

      chuckFKNdiesel

      2 years ago

      How can you NOT care about the debt? It directly impacts everything in the lives of Americans; less jobs, more foreclosures, more people losing work and going on welfare. You can't ignore it.

    • 1

      Andrew Ireland

      2 years ago

      Interest on the debt is pretty low. We can easily borrow more. Taxes just need to raise and military spending needs to be cut to lower the long-term debt. Doing these two things makes Republicans foam at the mouth though.

    • 1

      toolzsnipe

      2 years ago

      We need to kill obama! Democratic scum!

    • 1

      MONKEY D. LUFFY

      1 year ago

      well this just took a dark turn

    • 1

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      @Andrew Ireland "we can just borrow more". That's how we got 16 trillion dollars in debt! You are an ignorant liberal and all of those like you should be forced to leave America before you ruin it for honest Americans.

  • 9

    Shysty

    2 years ago

    Yeah. Health care. Fuck you guys.

    • 1

      webpageblocked78

      1 year ago

      Umm.. With Obama in office we have the best healthcare in the in the West!

    • 1

      TheTank

      1 year ago

      @webpageblocked78 actually the healthcare is and has caused huge problems, and its bcuz of obama

  • 9

    [deleted]

    2 years ago

    badass accent. nuff said

    • 6

      theTexan

      2 years ago

      Really? You would base your livelihood on an accent? This is just idiotic.

  • 8

    Mousti

    2 years ago

    Aussies for life ... Lol at you Yankees who think your top shit

  • 8

    my balls are itchy

    2 years ago

    'MERICA!

  • 7

    Matthew J. Needham

    2 years ago

    Be fat or be 'Totally rad, dude!'

    • 2

      Void

      2 years ago

      xD retard, not all of Americans are fat.

    • 3

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Australia and America are the two fattest countries in the world. If being overweight is your fear, you're running the risk either way.

  • 7

    airhead

    2 years ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 5

    Henk

    2 years ago

    53% = America 47% = rest of the world

  • 5

    ASDf

    2 years ago

    In the list of most liviable cities in the world, Australia had 4/10 in the top ten, and Melbourne was 1st. Australia for the win.

  • 5

    Iamright

    2 years ago

    anything but america..

  • 5

    airhead

    2 years ago

    Seriously? Australia all the way

  • 5

    Kendall Walls

    2 years ago

    Better accent

  • 5

    Jack

    2 years ago

    WOOOOOO AUSTRALIA

  • 4

    Jelle Paisante Rinzema

    1 year ago

    murica!

  • 4

    Anya

    2 years ago

    crikey..

  • 4

    Natalya Moon

    2 years ago

    There's an upside to being Australian: Not being American.

  • 4

    BloodyKnives

    2 years ago

    the accent sold it to me

  • 4

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    2 years ago

    I am a proud American, but Australian women are ri-goddamn-diculously gorgeous.

  • 4

    Katie

    2 years ago

    Australians are bitches.

  • 4

    agindoof

    2 years ago

    i'm kiwi so at least i'll be somewhat close to the same.

  • 3

    Isabelle™

    1 year ago

    Straya Cunt! ;)

  • 3

    Bella42

    1 year ago

    Hot Australian accents. v.v

  • 3

    serymi

    2 years ago

    Australians rule . They play the best sports;afl,cricket and more

  • 3

    Tony26

    2 years ago

    You see... unlike America, Australia is spelt with a "you" and an "I".

  • 3

    Alex Hionos

    2 years ago

    fuck america

  • 3

    Brianna Welch

    2 years ago

    YAY!!! Americans have no accents... us Americans need accents... so i say AUSTRALIAN.

    • 15

      iMILK

      2 years ago

      Yes we do, it is just that you are used to it so it seems normal to you, Also there are multiple American accents: East coast, southern, west coast, midwestern.

    • 20

      SAUCY SCOTSMAN

      2 years ago

      America has hundreds of different accents and dialects. Dipshit.

    • 5

      Bobby McBobz

      2 years ago

      Wow dumbass leave america.

    • 0

      Jerry Jerryson

      2 years ago

      You dumbarse.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      Every country has an accent. You just don't take notice of it because you are surrounded by it and hear it every single day.

    • 3

      Matt

      2 years ago

      Everyone has an accent...

    • 4

      Tirra Bradley

      2 years ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 1

      Tirra Bradley

      2 years ago

      Americans have an accent are they are horrible accents

    • 1

      webpageblocked78

      1 year ago

      You must be an idiot.. If you are American, of course you don't see you have an accent.. People in Australia see us as having an accent, and they don't see themselves a having accents.

    • 0

      Carlos

      1 year ago

      We have American accents.

    • 0

      Georgia Brown

      1 year ago

      Hun, trust me americans do have accents

    • 0

      TheTrinster

      7 months ago

      You know, I have lived in Australia all my life, and not once have I ever seen someone say "G'day, mate!" Or "Throw another shrimp on the barbie!" Nor do I know anyone that keeps a Kangaroo as a pet/rides it to work or school. God, do we ask you Americans if you ride Bears to school? No, we don't, because we know bears are vicious mothers that would maul your face off if you tried. Well, I have news for you: KANGAROOS ARE VICIOUS BITCHES THAT WOULD WHOOOP YOUR ASS IF YOU SO MUCH AS CAN NEAR THEM!

    • 0

      biffyboo

      7 months ago

      Actually we do have an accent. To y'all it seems like its the normal accent when actually everybody has an accent..

    • 0

      biffyboo

      7 months ago

      @Brianna Welch please tell me you are joking..

  • 1

    K1ttykat

    2 months ago

    KOALAS!!!!

  • 0

    mnm

    8 hours ago

    Firstly Australia is probably the most stable and flat country in the world. We barely have earthquakes or Tsunami. Also, we have one of the top livable citys in the world (Melbourne :D)

  • 1

    takattack749

    2 months ago

    Fuck America

  • 2

    Jake

    1 year ago

    I am American, and I would much rather be anything but American. Too many hateful, intolerant fundies.

  • 2

    Justin5580

    1 year ago

    America needs to understand that it is not the greatest country and that they are trillions in debt, they are nothing without borrowing money from other countries.

  • 0

    Trenton Williams

    6 days ago

    AMERICA FUCK YEA

  • 2

    Sierra O'Brien

    1 year ago

    Yay my fellow Aussie's XD

  • 2

    Bella42

    2 years ago

    But Australians have such awesome accents...

  • 2

    Traktornator

    2 years ago

    I've always wanted to be an aussie, mostly because some of my relatives are, and they are so cool.

    • 1

      Leimukai

      9 months ago

      If your relatives are *Australian, than so are you, stupid dipshit

  • 2

    DarkraiDan

    2 years ago

    USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

  • 2

    TooDPD

    2 years ago

    'murrica

  • 1

    Marth Tiemens

    3 months ago

    Who whoud actualy WANT to be an american?!

  • 2

    Smosh

    2 years ago

    I'm American but I wanna be Aussie

  • 2

    Alexisagirlsnametoo

    2 years ago

    You guys keep on going on about snakes and insects here, but living in Australia in the city...you only really get snakes and bugs in rural Australia, which if I say so myself isn't the best place to live...but the city's of Australia have just as little bugs and are equally..no probably even more civilized than most other country's . Plus we are smart and the guys are hot...

  • 2

    PeekyChew

    2 years ago

    I don't want to be fat, like everyone in America.

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    2 years ago

    I like a question that begs for controversy. Still, have to go with australia on this one.

  • 2

    Jaco Bird

    2 years ago

    America is the best nation on Earth!!!!

  • 2

    ashley

    2 years ago

    I'm proud to be an American!

  • 2

    MaxAttack

    2 years ago

    No contest. Cool accent, and not piss yourself every time you see a spider.

    • 2

      Void

      2 years ago

      you're right, no content, America is winning, just look at the numbers.

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