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cerpintaxt
dad would be so proud
Gage Lamb
i picked red because of this comment
bones
and i'd give the old man some pointers
iamawesomecat
Sooo fun to watch it is be like omg mon ur sooo ummm cute.
publicmasturbator123
THAT'S MAAA BOOOYYYYY
derpy hooves
Umm, I don't have a fuck tape or sex tape so this wouldn't effect me at all
SuperMario0518
True dat
Evalgra
*places VHS tape on the ground* *sits on the couch with parents and stares at tape* "Ok we watched the tape, time to destroy it"
shuri
I'd get laid
Nate
Does this imply I get a girlfriend?
Sameog
We can only hope!
Anorexic_Kangaroo
Picked red for this reason XD
Crunch
Lol
Crunch
Lol
Evalgra
Oh thank god FINALLY
Handsome Stranger
Pay attention Dad, you might learn something. You're welcome Mom.
Gigo
Hopefully
animal42
Joke's on you! I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend!
Viperxiii
im the only one who will get to see my gf in that way
Alex
but you're okay seeing your mum's VJ...
[deleted]
It doesn't say how long you need to watch it. I'll watch it until clothes start coming off and then walk away. Still watched it.
Hashem Fawzy
watch means at least a third of the video
Daniel Kricheli
Its a 1 pump tape itll take like 30 seconds lol
Cory
That's not a good thing I can hear your father face palming now
Quentin920
I'd say, watch this here comes the good part!
animal42
Joke's on you! I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend!
[deleted]
I'm pretty sure they'd be really jealous. Bonus.
abarnybox
36% of you are sick!
Saxton Ale
What if you are 16 years old and adopted by two lesbians who are 23
Hashem Fawzy
you have 3% chance of that happening
Dirty Jeff
Special guest appearance by Uncle Todd.
Derp
My parents don't have a sex tape... win.
T.P.N
sure?
TheLegend27
How did they gt u then
JayDee
I would have my mom blow me while my sex tape played
Tierney Wheeler
That is actually revolting
Whoabro
That is disturbing
scottyv
incest more like wincest
_theyellowduckling
TF is wrong with you?!
jmanaterjose
Dad would be like "attaboy son"
Zachary Ray Norman
Gotta show em how it's done
MarkMedina
Ill watch my parents have sex maybe ill learn lol
Robert Chu
I can't watch my parent do it because the thought of one of them naked make my body by it self try to snap my own neck just like a sever hard tug turning my head
Shuuji
Doesn't matter, had sex. Plus, scarred my mom for life after seeing we son doing it with a guy.
Shuuji
Her*, damn autocorrect.
Rein
I'd poke so much fun at my parents, they'd get pissed cuz i'd play the sexual critic and give pointers
gTaVroCkS
Error 404:Girlfriend not found...:'(
Daniel Kricheli
Its a 1 pump tape itll take like 30 seconds lol
setrakakan
My parents don't know I have a boyfriend, I'd rather not be disowned.
natexdawg
Im not quite sure because i feel like your dad or mom is probably gonna love how your girlfriend or boyfriend looks and rape them
Gigo
Oi
Familyguyfan14
I would chose parents sex tape and watch it only with my mom so she gets horny and I fuck her
Odd Look
I'd stand right next to the screen and point and say things like "oh, see what I did here? It made her anal muscles contract and that felt just great."
reedman
I've already seen my parents sex tape soo
älskar
I love my parents very much. ;)
Trey T Real Brazil
Dad pulls out notepad
illyssa
LMFAO!!!!
Dragneel
Single = solved.
thatoneguy2012
It will be a bonding moment!
Mesa!
And then you and your mate can make eye contact with them the whole time just to make it even more awkward
Matthew
Pull out my dick and jerk it in front of them, I'm not shy.
Michael Reddig
Wait, would that mean I get a girlfriend?
Rogue_Storm
MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE ONE!!! THEY NEVER WOULD!!!
Rachel
My parents are dead so there.
SuperMario0518
If you watch your parents having sex your a fucking sick pig
CastorDarkHeart
Well. My mother wouldn't let me live it down and my dad would more than likely want to kill me and condemn me to hell.
Myriichan
What parents?
ChimichangaLord97
Don't have one
Foxyvsfreddy
...I'm single.
SansTheSkeleton
Don't have a girlfriend anymore... :'(
Dr. Jay
this result surprises me.
MorningBreath
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend!
SRSarah
My parents don't have to know I saw it..
potato master
I picked red because i wont get a girlfriend any other way
Jajessica
jokes on you I'm a single ace