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have sex with a Siberian Tiger, everyday for the rest of your life

live with 1000 pregnant Camel Spiders

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Have sex with a Siberian Tiger, everyday for the rest of your life
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Live with 1000 pregnant Camel Spiders

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191 comments

  • 102

    MizLiv

    8 years ago

    Tiger sex? Awesome. Spiders? Just kill me.

    • 38

      Berserker1997

      7 years ago

      As long as: the tiger is female, willing to do it, and won't harm me. Also, I wonder what the babies would look like, if any...

    • 15

      awsone Guy 23417

      7 years ago

      I don't give a shit i fucking hate spiders!

    • 13

      Calvin L.

      7 years ago

      I accidentaly pressed the wrong thing

    • 24

      Glenn

      6 years ago

      Doesn't matter had sex

    • 17

      WheelchairStuntin

      6 years ago

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    • 4

      ilkvy

      6 years ago

      ill rename my wifes name to Siberian Tiger

    • 1

      peeein

      5 years ago

      I just had se-e-e-e-x, and it f good.

    • 3

      VelocityRaptor28

      4 years ago

      for as much as i dont mind spiders i dont want to have MILLIONS

    • 3

      FrazzleMonkey

      4 years ago

      @Beserker1997 You can't reproduce with another animal that isn't the same species.

    • 2

      bear from the revenant

      4 years ago

      Your mama is just like a tiger in the bed: ferocious, Nasty with the mouth ;P, and makes loud noises.

    • 0

      Harambe

      3 years ago

      only live with those spiders for 2.5 hours

    • 0

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Keep in mind that we're all in the Playboy Mansion, according to the description.

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      MMmmmmm warm fuzzy tiger

  • 24

    chickedy2534

    7 years ago

    Spiders scare the crap out of me

  • 19

    Steph

    8 years ago

    Sex is sex.

  • 19

    Gringomiester

    8 years ago

    I can just kill the camel spiders

    • 15

      Nick

      8 years ago

      Female tiger?

    • 10

      Mr Briefcase

      7 years ago

      all thousand of em?

    • 6

      tickettomarso3o

      7 years ago

      Have you seen camel spiders???? My dad trod on one and it wasn't pretty.

    • 6

      XxXTheExpertXxX

      7 years ago

      No, not camel spiders...

    • 9

      .Mikayla.

      7 years ago

      Or put them in a glass cage. It would be cool to look at.

    • 1

      Maddy Moody

      7 years ago

      But what about the tiger X3 *wink wink*

    • 7

      ClikClak19

      6 years ago

      Fine, MORE PUSSY FOR ME!

    • 2

      konobo

      6 years ago

      flame thrower, problem solved

    • 3

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      6 years ago

      Camel Spiders, or Solifugae (those who hide from the sun) have a maximum size of 8 inches in diameter (that's including the legs) and a top speed of about 10 mph. That's rather impressive, but not enough to be afraid of. Also, they make burrows to live in while they have eggs. I could just kill them off, one by one, checking one off my list every time (I know there's exactly 1,000).

    • 1

      Gamesalami

      6 years ago

      It says you have to live with them

    • 2

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      6 years ago

      But it doesn't say for how long

    • 1

      askMe

      6 years ago

      @.Mikayla. if YOU put them into the cage its okay @everyone else. do you know what a mess there would be if you kill 1000 pregnant camel spiders (so technicaly more than 2000 of them) and i always wanted a siberian tiger

    • 0

      Sam

      3 years ago

      There will be millions of baby spiders tho

  • 16

    Sweetonion

    7 years ago

    Do you have any idea why they're called camel spiders? They eat camels. They bite it all over with their non-deadly, numbing venom and eat it alive.

  • 12

    MotherLover

    7 years ago

    Tigers are my fetish... Sorry

  • 9

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    I could videotape it and sell it. No one would buy camel spider birth videos.

  • 7

    Ammy

    7 years ago

    BEASTIALITY FTW

  • 5

    Lalalalalalalalalolipop

    7 years ago

    For those of you who don't know: camel spiders got their name because are small and crawl into camels' mouths and eat them from the inside out. When they come out they are HUGE!!!!

  • 5

    Cassmonsta

    7 years ago

    Who the fuck comes up with these?

  • 5

    valdyr

    7 years ago

    Tiger = hotness, spiders = get em off get em off get em offfffff!!!!!!!

  • 5

    Yixen Chernof

    8 years ago

    Has seen the shape of tiger penis. I take tiger.

  • 4

    Thexwolf99

    6 years ago

    It never said that the Siberian Tiger was a normal animal, anthro all the way man.

    • 1

      Foxyvsfreddy

      3 years ago

      "Daddy, why am I a two legged tiger?" "Slash, your mommy's a tiger." "WHY" "Because of a dare." "IM MOVIN OUT AFTER I GRADUATE HIGHSCHOOL" And so the second backstory of my asshole OC begins.

  • 4

    robodag

    6 years ago

    Having tiger sex everyday will definitely make life interesting.

  • 4

    Chris Gibbons

    7 years ago

    I'm assuming this is consensual sex and I'm not being mauled or sodomized here.

  • 4

    Judd Vicary

    7 years ago

    Doesn't matter had sex

  • 4

    Scryax

    7 years ago

    Just cuz that's bad ass.

  • 4

    God of Knowledge

    7 years ago

    I already do the first one, so it was a no-brainer.

  • 3

    wert

    6 years ago

    FIRE!!!!!!!

  • 3

    kutkukilla

    6 years ago

    Sexy khajit babe :9

  • 3

    Manda♥

    7 years ago

    Dafuq? People prefer bestiality over spiders? :|

  • 2

    Adam Weisbrodt

    3 years ago

    Tigers are worth the bestialty. they're that sexy!

  • 2

    Ari Sigfusson

    6 years ago

    Siberian Tigers suddenly seem very attractive

  • 2

    ShadowlandsProd

    7 years ago

    Doesn't matter, had sex!

  • 2

    Xifihas

    7 years ago

    I assume the Tiger is okay with this.

  • 2

    .Mikayla.

    7 years ago

    Hey guys, not to brag or anything but..I fucked a tiger. :)

  • 2

    spybro

    7 years ago

    Imagine the Internet bragging rights

  • 2

    spybro

    7 years ago

    Imagine the Internet bragging rights

  • 1

    SansTheSkeleton

    3 years ago

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  • 1

    the.froggo.who.nutted

    3 years ago

    As long as it's female, and I won't kill me

  • 1

    cornheadwilly

    3 years ago

    FUCK IT! gimme some of that tiger pussy

  • 1

    MaximilianPain

    6 years ago

    What. The. Actual. Fuck

  • 1

    wrathseed

    6 years ago

    I can't stick my dick in 1000 pregnant camel spiders

  • 1

    AsianBoy508

    7 years ago

    you live with them. it doesnt mean you have to sleep with them all over your face. just put them in a cage

  • 1

    halo66333

    7 years ago

    Cage 999 keep one as a pet

  • 1

    Coon

    7 years ago

    Spiders: No mosquitoes, no fucking flies, and no cockroaches. Population control is possible. Sex with Tiger: Bestiality, inevitable injury, death from infection. Hmmmm this is hard choice. Lets go with death because spider scary.

  • 1

    Eerin

    7 years ago

    Harry...

  • 1

    MYBODYISREADY

    7 years ago

    MY BODY IS READY COME GET ME TIGER! *45 minutes later* DAMN WHY THE FUCK DO YOUR BABIES LOOK LIKE TED OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR?!?!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL AFTER YOU RIPPED OUT MY PANCREAS AND FED IT TO ME THROUGH MY ASS!

  • 1

    Nenster

    7 years ago

    I'd rather have sex than not have sex.

  • 1

    Garshu

    7 years ago

    I dont think sex with a tiger would last too long. It might kill you. Still better than camel spiders though

  • 1

    annoying pumpkin

    7 years ago

    I'd shoot myself spiders will kill u and the tiger will bite ur dick off!

  • 1

    ColeYote

    7 years ago

    On the condition that it doesn't kill me.

  • 1

    Judd Vicary

    7 years ago

    Doesn't matter had sex

  • 1

    Apache Pieman

    7 years ago

    Dude. Put the camel spiders in an airtight terrarium, somewhere out of sight. Problem solved.

  • 1

    KilltheHobos

    7 years ago

    I hate spiders.

  • 0

    sebastian jurado

    5 months ago

    I can move from the place with spiders

  • 0

    GoldenGear820

    1 year ago

    I'd just burn the spiders with a flamethrower, problem solved.

  • 0

    Rogue_Storm

    1 year ago

    Big Kitty!!!

  • 0

    weabooman

    2 years ago

    Kinky:”

  • 0

    Cian

    3 years ago

    Fuck that, if I'm getting a gobby, I want it off someone who won't bite it off.

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