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Brendan
What if the moron running the show doesn't measure the rope correctly?
Jeremy
What if the moron running the show substitutes your parachute with his kid's backpack for school?
Jade Wright
Then his kid would have quite a suprising lunch.
Poopadoop
Then your skydiving instructor might not be qualified.
Paul Moore
What if the same moron who didn't measure the rope correctly was fired and then hired to be your skydiving instructor?
valcorwabajak
with bungie jumping you see the ground so close to you
Kanra
What if the moron running the other show forgets to pack a chute?
Natedogg
Guys, it never said that something bad would happen.
ImCool
What if you indoor skydive? No danger!
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
what if they guy measuring the rope wasnt a moron... ._.
TheAverageJay
What if dinosaurs existed?
JBAKHOS
What if..... Ahh I got nothing
Jonas
What if monkeys hijacked the plane?
Ranjit
What if there were alligators were ever you bingie jumped/skydived and they ate you?
Assassinsaad
snakes on a plane
Patrick Tuccori
Indoor skydiving was fun enough, besides skydiving lasts so much longer!
glitchface
what if skydiving is more epic?
Ydanay
What if... YOU COULD DO BOTH? Hmmmmm? Besides, once you have the courage to skydive, you can easily bungie jump.
Mike Buonomo
GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MontyTheMonkey
What if fire ants chew through the rope while your bungee jumping?
Iggy Azalea
What if the plane was the same plane that was hijacked on 9/11?
AtomikCheez
What if it was a ropeand not bungie cord *snap* *screams of a man/woman plumeting to a river/valley*
MAN456
I have always wanted to skydive.
Predator
what if i bungie jump on a jumpy house bitch
jonabigge
@valcorwabajak When you skydive you get a little closer to the ground.
Brandon
If my chute should fail me too, look out below I'm coming through.
pilot88
remember the plane that exploded and the skydivers 360 jumped out of the plane and lived? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY
lolattack
what if you do those crappy theme park bungie jumps and take a thug life selfie
Maxi Vione
What if The moron running the show was fired and now it is the skydiving guy?
bananacake
yes but wat if you forget yur parachute or you hit into fings you will die but with bunjee jumping you do it over water so you will only get injered if the rope to big and if it too small you just climb up to the top of it like a sexy gta 5/gta v naked stripper in a strip club
Anonymous Questions
Well I doubt that will happen because they have TRAINED PERFESIONALS helping u, so I doubt that will happen... Maybe in an accident... Idk
Gamexpert
What if you were a moron and forgot to latch the rope to you? What if you were a moron and jumped waaaay too early/late?
Silvermist
We could do indoor skydiving :D
gel09
What if there was a place to land after skydiving that was covered by a million pillows?
Satlan
What with your mom don't took a pills ?
TheFracturedRuby
i persanally would coose 'or'
Jaxz
Once in a life time opportunity oh yes I will take it
Luffy
I skydived before. I just gotta bungie jump now.
#Zanemau
Bungie jump over water you'll be fine
ETank117
Jeremy why did you pick blue then?
CheezyChez
I CHANGED MY MIND
FirePheonix
what if a sharknado happened
Space20
What if a sharknado appeared with 2 hurricanes by the side of it and harambe hijacked the plane
Choice Breaker
What if YOU forget the parachute?!
Malik Sema Navya
What it.. Ahhhh.. I get nothing lol What if your parachute wanted to have break XD
TheOrangeArcher
what if no one read these
AustinIsNyanCat
Skydive is more daredevilish.
Kitkatlovesgaming34
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIEVE I CWN TOCH THE SKY!!!!!!!
Angelflame
What if the banana killed the monkey which stabbed the moon summoning majora which possessed mario and spooked the plane pilot, causing it to crash?
Moonpie116
what if a moron noitices this was posted 7 years ago?
sandman_gaming
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A PLANE (I posted this when I was about to and am jumping off a plane)
GDTrism
What if a moron sets the rope so you hang yourself on the bottom?
Kinverted
What if someone farted in the ventilation
MonsterMan
What if the morons in the comments could actually type literally anything correctly.
Bropower125
What if the moron had a chute in one bag and another with dildos and he accidentally gave you the one with dildo's? This is from a movie btw
Xchynf420
What if i skydived on to a bridge that then hooked me up with bungie jump gear i i then bungie jumped?
SoulSilver
I’m afraid of heights so I’d rather have something to slow my fall instead of passing out due to anxiety and fear of heights and then being so close to the ground to the point of dying from fear
Connor
what if I actually came up with a good 'what if' question?
Christoffer Fries
I came into this world by a broken rubber, no way in hell I'm going out by one. Skydive.
Penguzeleaploo
Yeah imagine this on TV "Hello this is Bob and Jill silva has just died, reason some rubber broke but not her fall, This is Bob signing out!"
Azer Faraclas
If something went wrong with skydiving, that would be the way to go.
Cait
i have a friend who reached the bottom of the bungee cord and puked everywhere. SKYDIVE.
Muhammad Nur Zafran
that would be same for skydiving
snoopy1556
Yeah I agree with Cait
likethebaus
@muhamed sky dive is anything like skydiving i mean both are fun and so but would perfer skydive
sh4dow18
Lol
TheChoiseOfLife
But, what if it was from Nerves? Both sports are nerve wracking. #JustSayin'
Brandon Nash Ware
Already skydived and I want to do it again!
hendrxson
@brendan what if the idiot packing your chute folds it wrong and it doesnt open. just saying...
mannymengs
This might be my inexperience of the subject showing itself, but if you're in a group, couldn't you just hold on to someone else whose parachute is working and float down with them?
[deleted]
@mannymengs - If you all jump in a group, chances are you'll all pull your parachute chords at the same time, and by the time you realise yours hasn't worked, you'll be a lot further down than the rest of them.
Alfie Hamer
Backup chute
agentsmith413
Parachutes want to open. You can pack them pretty sloppy and they'll still open. My pack jobs aren't the neatest and I haven't had a parachute malfunction yet. I also have almost 500 jumps.
mikey77
IDK jump off close to the ocean or a lake?
sh4dow18
Then your fucked
DizzyWaddleDoo
@Mikey77 falling into water from a great height would be just like falling onto concrete from the same height, except if you pass out upon hitting concrete, you don't drown.
Eli Cole
This question sucks
andrew
why would you chose skydiving im only 10 and ive gone bungee jumping and it is soooooooooooo fun and it takes like10 minutes to put on all the SAFTEY EQUIPMENT. i also got told that lots of people go bungee jumping my age and he worked there it is completly safe and there is no reason you should think that skydiving is more safe. so unless you are picking skydiving because you like it more you should pick bungee jumping
The2ndAsian
dude skydiving is very safe it's only the professionals who go around doing dangerous things that get hurt
[deleted]
They can both be extremely dangerous if things go wrong. Bungee jumping can result in the chord wrapping around your neck as you bounce back up and then strangle you when you come back down. That has happened before.
Noodletron
@andrew Idiot.
Drey
Skydiving would be amazing plus I am 11 and you're 10 just saying like it would be hella amazing
Missile500
ok, if you fell incorrectly then the elastic would break your spine, just sayin', also who in their right mind would want to bungee jump at 10??
Missile500
also, do you mean the "bungee jumping" by that thing you get in theme parks the simulates less gravity, the question does not mean that
Stolkmen
Skydiving sounds more fun
collinj
Skydive because I already bungiejumped
Alfie Hamer
You have a backup parachute. No backup bungee rope
Garrett Sewell
feeling like your gliding to your death or feeling like your falling to your death
overtherainbow
I think it would be way more fun, because you dont have to go back up and down again.
andrew
@overtherainbow are you talking about bungee jumping or sky diving.
Daniel Henry
Superman!!!!
Grace Lundgren
I always wanted to but it's expensive
Slashy1632
i really wish it alowed you to change your answer...
DerpleMerp
I am afraid of heights
CatBronze
Me too Feels bad
OfManyThings
You want me to take a Dodge Charger and reverse it out of a cargo plane? No problem.
wolf
you make me happy. ill come with u so when u die be prepared to lose your hearing from me screaming " this is awesome!!!!!" see ya there.
Tyler Jøseph
Skydiving would be sick as frick and you could see everything from up above
derpman321
R U "THE" TYLER JOSEPH
derpman321
FROM 21 PILOTS
wolf
oh dude
L1L F1RE
Indoor skydiving. Lot safer
Missile500
I agree, I would not put my life into a couple sheets of nylon nylon-6 to be precice
Lizorda
Didn't say anything bad happens. And it didn't say how long the rope was. You could still be 30 feet from the ground at the bottom. Use your brains!
Timothy Chance Eller
Has anyone noticed he spell bunjee like the game developer?
Brandon
Skydiving broken rubber brought me in this world , it's not taking me out
Divinity
GO BIG OR GO BUNGIE
Vallhallan
My friend chose the other and I asked why and he told me "Because I plan on living." I replied "No balls."
supsuckers
My answer: Bungie Jump Why? you can bungie jump from one feet, but skydive not so much :P
Noodletron
Sissy. And no, you can't.
jhonney
One feet... Nice grammar
BadShot
I am not putting my life into a rubber cord...
#Asha
I would put my life in a rubber cord or a bit of fabric with string.. but hey.... can't have everything in life!
Gunther
That way If I die I see it coming
Narmada Tissera
I'm so scared to skydive
Zachary M
I love it!!!
YoloFish123
I am very scared of heights so I'd rather bungie jump than skydive
TheGamingBeast
Live life to the fullest BRUHS
bubba12390
Wing suit and freefaling
derpman321
JUST CAUSE 3
Jamberry101
Iv'e been skydiving. Iv'e never been bungee jumping!
#Asha
I wanna do both! :(
N3VVRmiNd
You skydive, life insurance rates fly.
Foxy Boxes
Can you skydive with a squirrel suit?
BigAnt
Fuck bungie jumping. If that rope snaps it's over with.
ilovethedoctor77
FREEEE FREE AS A BIIIRD A CYBER BIIIRD
Wildstar239
Did you know that you can fly by using a jumpsuit that has flaps...flap your arms then you can fly...SKYDIVING ROCKS!
Brandon Kuehnel
i don't think you can fly, but you will probably glide
Mayonnaise
Less chance to die...
The_Brown_Yak
It's not really a matter of which one has a higher survival chance, they're both pretty damn safe. I chose skydiving because i've already bunjee jumped, and it was the funnest thing thing i've done in my life.
Rainbow
One time I was watching a show and a lady was skydiving and landed in a parking lot on her face.
Noodletron
@Rainbow I know who you're talking about. She lived.
Jesus Funkycold Medi
i came into this world because of broken rubber, there is no way i'm gonna die because of broken rubber
jakereeno
You are just copying every one else 2 people have said that already it was funny the first time but everyone else has just killed it
Priscilla AirTight E
I already went skydiving, time to go bungee jumping.
Alex VIDZ
MY DREAM IS TO SKYDIVE.
Laidbyanegg
I’ll die if something goes wrong, bungie injures you
Holden
both
Holden
both
Fatima
iFly :D