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If you were staving, would you rather...

66% eat your own hand

34% eat a loved ones eye

If you were staving, would you rather...

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Eat your own hand
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Eat a loved ones eye

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Must eat all of it

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536 comments

  • 151

    Kaden

    7 years ago

    Nom nom nom

    • 44

      Cave Johnson

      6 years ago

      "Kiss me" - Hoovy

    • 6

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      Omnomnomnivore like a boss

    • 33

      Elliot Cornfield

      5 years ago

      your starving and you pick something that's 99% water...

    • 13

      Chronus

      5 years ago

      Nom nom nom. What eye? Hehe?

    • 38

      Quoice

      5 years ago

      My hand has more meat than someone's eye. Especially my right hand, if you know what I mean.

    • 18

      InsanityKing

      5 years ago

      eat his eye AND GET HIS RINNEGAN!

    • 8

      Evalgra

      4 years ago

      "Have I ever mentioned how much I "love" Justin Bieber?" xD potatochips

    • 5

      Dragongirl112

      3 years ago

      so 99% water? or 99% meat? (i think a hand is 99% meat but idk)

    • 1

      ~~Lucky_Girl~~

      3 years ago

      I really wanna change my mind, if I chose red "Did I mention that I love my Tudor teacher, he has such a hot eye ball (because I fried it up to eat it)

    • 1

      LumeoRenneg

      3 years ago

      it says LOVED ones, you noticed that right?

    • 1

      KittiCat

      3 years ago

      My grandfather is dead. Dig him up and eat his eye.

    • 0

      LMGN

      2 years ago

      @Cave Johnson Slap my hand.

    • 0

      BOB101

      2 years ago

      Sicko

    • 2

      linkguy3305

      2 years ago

      either way you would be a cannibal

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      2 years ago

      *Gives a cyborg-like eye to loved one*

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      2 years ago

      Insanity king your a genious.

    • 0

      Wordflux10

      2 years ago

      Who cares about betrayal? They'd probably tear my eye out and eat it whole anyway, so why not do it to them first?

    • 0

      BOBBY LIN

      2 years ago

      your a dickhead buy i agree gflogh

    • 0

      Adonis

      2 years ago

      eeewwww

    • 0

      NXYZ

      2 years ago

      Kinky stuff boys,but ay I need this hand for you know what

    • 0

      AlexG

      2 years ago

      I'm a cannibal

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      2 years ago

      more calories in a hand

    • 0

      mmmh

      1 year ago

      it does not say that you know him/her

    • 0

      thinkinggamer

      7 months ago

      You do realise that a eye is mainly jello but hands have bones, fingernails, SENSETIVE nerves, blood vessels, hair, etc.

    • 0

      Nixon573

      5 months ago

      If you eat your own hand, how will you work and do stuff?

  • 50

    horsedickdotmpeg

    7 years ago

    I would never eat anyone's eyes

    • 30

      Kaden

      7 years ago

      But you could eat your own hand and have to live without it for the rest of your life?

    • 49

      SonicDude203

      6 years ago

      you can replace it with a synthetic hand

    • 21

      ChaoticallyDivine

      6 years ago

      Kaden, you know that's pretty selfish?

    • 63

      Liam Creed

      6 years ago

      No, Kaden is honest.

    • 3

      Jay Patrick

      6 years ago

      @horsedickdotmpeg Who knows? it could taste like chicken! or fish! or Burgers! or shrimp!

    • 23

      Cricketeer

      6 years ago

      they never said they had to be alive.

    • 2

      TheMacaroon

      6 years ago

      Note that it says LOVED one's eye. I would never do that! D:

    • 2

      Charlie Higgins

      5 years ago

      me too: a. its disgusting. b. its too small

    • 4

      Kyle

      5 years ago

      I would literally give an arm to the person I love

    • 4

      Kat

      5 years ago

      Yeah, I'd rather keep my hand thank you very much

    • 6

      OoFluffyDinosoO

      5 years ago

      Eat a dead relatives eye..

    • 11

      potatochips

      5 years ago

      Have I ever mentioned how much I "love" Justin bieber?

    • 1

      Mac

      2 years ago

      ohhh that hand looks good mmm lets fry it and sprinkle some salt on to it and NOM NOM NOM delicious xD

    • 0

      Adonis

      2 years ago

      we all get high sometimes you know,what else can we do when we,re feeling low

  • 31

    Leon8455

    6 years ago

    Human has been proven to taste like pork sooo...good eatin' >.>

  • 25

    rhys

    6 years ago

    eating an eye wouldn't save you from starvation and it would be incredibly painful for your loved one

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      5 years ago

      doesn't say you can't eat anything else after that.

    • 1

      Philip

      4 years ago

      I read that the stress your body would have to deal with, after loosing a body part (hand, leg or whatever) greatly outfactors the small amount of food you would get, leaving you in a worse situation (both in terms of hunger and limbs) than before.

  • 20

    Isabelle

    7 years ago

    eating a hand would be hard and inconvenient, eating an eye wouldn't be so bad.

    • 2

      Nathalia

      4 years ago

      hands seem to taste better. Eyes are gross, and I don't want to hurt anyone. I'd rather starve to death, but that's not an option so hands, please.

  • 10

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    I don't usually stave

  • 8

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    6 years ago

    can still fap

    • 2

      Nathalia

      4 years ago

      You'd still be able to do that, using your other had. Unless you've eaten it too.

  • 7

    TehOhnlyGrizz

    6 years ago

    im a asshole...

  • 6

    Elliot

    6 years ago

    Sorry mom but I need this more than you need that...

  • 6

    linebro

    6 years ago

    i think that a hand would taste better. also, being a amputee wouldn't be too bad

    • 0

      TheOnionCat

      6 years ago

      Eating human flesh can give you some virus or something, isn't it?

    • 1

      Zach

      6 years ago

      Linebro synthetic hands ftw! TheOnionCat no, it's the same as any other meat, unless the human already had a virus.

    • 5

      Nicholas Howland

      5 years ago

      Zach is obviously a cannibal

  • 5

    TwoSteps

    6 years ago

    Om nom nom...

  • 5

    Jessica 'Ness' Davis

    6 years ago

    I'd get a hook hand.

  • 4

    mylord

    6 years ago

    Who the hell comes up with these?

  • 4

    Crusharush

    6 years ago

    Oven cook or Grill? Hmmmm

  • 3

    Jett

    5 years ago

    I'll eat your eye you sick basterd

  • 3

    TSOPER

    6 years ago

    eyes are more important than hands, remember that.

  • 3

    beck_

    6 years ago

    It didn't say my loved one should be human. I can force myself to love a particular animal with small eyes or something.

    • 5

      Zé Martins

      6 years ago

      In my country there are eye-named flowers. I'll just start hugging plants.

  • 2

    Easton Francis

    5 years ago

    Hand = more meat blue wins

  • 2

    Ashley

    6 years ago

    I play violin... so yeah.

  • 2

    Kira

    6 years ago

    I have no loved ones

  • 2

    Petar Petkov

    6 years ago

    Eye is like water i think

  • 2

    Mepper

    6 years ago

    It never said i can make a fake hand and claim it as my own...

  • 2

    EwanDaBoss

    6 years ago

    nom nom nom

  • 0

    Hrcky

    1 month ago

    I guess they would be able to see. If I ate my own hand, i'd be less functional

  • 1

    Archie

    1 year ago

    if you ate an eye you would still be hungry and you might eat the hand aswell

  • 1

    JJthom3

    1 year ago

    I love my family

  • 0

    ThatOneRathalos

    1 month ago

    Didn't say anything about not cooking it first.

  • 1

    I don't care bout u

    2 years ago

    If I eat my hand I can't do gaming

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      But you would be starving! But you do have a point

  • 1

    Cute'N'Creamy

    2 years ago

    The question says "If you were starving," implying that I would be the one to physically rip one of my loved ones' eyes out and eat the whole damn thing. First of all, the shock of me doing that to them could possibly kill them, or the shock of the pain, or the blood loss. Furthermore, taking away someone's senses is fucked all the way up. A little more, it'd be difficult to take out. My own hand would be tough to find the willpower, but simpler to remove. Also, pretty sure taking someone's eye out and eating it is punishable by law. Eating your own hand is more accepted by the general public. XD

  • 1

    Airdragon50

    3 years ago

    eat my own hand so I don't have to hurt others and if I starve my loved one could still see

  • 1

    Kristina Johnston

    3 years ago

    I hate people So... (ノ゚▽゚)ノ

  • 1

    Triangle

    3 years ago

    I will eat my hand and replace it with a pizza maker ALL MY LIFE I WAITED FOR THIS

  • 0

    Leon

    1 month ago

    Can i cook the eye and eat it with BBQ and noodles?

  • 1

    Sneezingbadger

    3 years ago

    I don't care for EYEScream.

  • 1

    Brandon Noble

    3 years ago

    "I wanna play a game"

  • 1

    logical human

    5 years ago

    Did anyone notice staving instead of starving?

  • 1

    Truecere Surles

    5 years ago

    i love you so much pizza but i have to eat your peperoni eye

  • 1

    Chaotic_Narwhal

    5 years ago

    The most badass way to fold

  • 1

    Dylan OBrien

    5 years ago

    Eyes taste bad anyway

  • 1

    Xethycutty

    5 years ago

    @Cave Johnson Alright, when life tells you to eat a loved ones eye, eat your hand instead. Make life tell you to eat your hand! Get mad! I don't want to eat my spouse's eye! Why would I do that? Demand to see life's manager! Make life ruin the day! Why are you telling me to eat a wife's eye?! Do you know who I am? I am the man who is going to EAT your hand! With the sound! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a sanic boom tuba to burst life's eardrums!

  • 1

    Danny Monollock Hill

    5 years ago

    I'd go Bruce Campbell on this, I'd set myself up with a Chainsaw hand. Badass.

  • 1

    Seonay King

    5 years ago

    WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS QUESTION

  • 1

    Ldd

    5 years ago

    Is that cow over there a loved one? Hhehehehe...

  • 1

    Kryptical

    5 years ago

    Eating your own hand will be counter-productive; Vsauce covered it on a video! The energy lost by the trauma and stress would be greater than the energy gained from eating the hand!

  • 1

    Elinor Neilan

    5 years ago

    LOOPHOLE. I don't love anyone.

  • 1

    iHatePeople

    5 years ago

    Vsauce actually did a video on this. The trauma your body suffers from eating a limb would actually kill you quicker than starving, so I would eat someone else.

  • 1

    Joshua Howard

    5 years ago

    Can I chop of my hand first?

  • 1

    Sayde Simpson

    5 years ago

    What in the Hell kind of question is that?

  • 1

    Divinity

    5 years ago

    YUMMY

  • 1

    Thatguy777

    6 years ago

    I meant to choose blue :'(

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