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If you were staving, would you rather...

66% eat your own hand

34% eat a loved ones eye

If you were staving, would you rather...

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Eat your own hand
34%
373,063 disagree
Eat a loved ones eye

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Must eat all of it

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  • 140

    Kaden

    5 years ago

    Nom nom nom

  • 49

    horsedickdotmpeg

    5 years ago

    I would never eat anyone's eyes

    • 30

      Kaden

      5 years ago

      But you could eat your own hand and have to live without it for the rest of your life?

    • 48

      SonicDude203

      5 years ago

      you can replace it with a synthetic hand

    • 21

      ChaoticallyDivine

      5 years ago

      Kaden, you know that's pretty selfish?

    • 62

      Liam Creed

      5 years ago

      No, Kaden is honest.

    • 3

      Jay Patrick

      4 years ago

      @horsedickdotmpeg Who knows? it could taste like chicken! or fish! or Burgers! or shrimp!

    • 23

      Cricketeer

      4 years ago

      they never said they had to be alive.

    • 2

      TheMacaroon

      4 years ago

      Note that it says LOVED one's eye. I would never do that! D:

    • 1

      Charlie Higgins

      4 years ago

      me too: a. its disgusting. b. its too small

    • 4

      Kyle

      4 years ago

      I would literally give an arm to the person I love

    • 4

      Kat

      4 years ago

      Yeah, I'd rather keep my hand thank you very much

    • 6

      OoFluffyDinosoO

      4 years ago

      Eat a dead relatives eye..

    • 11

      potatochips

      3 years ago

      Have I ever mentioned how much I "love" Justin bieber?

    • 1

      Mac

      1 year ago

      ohhh that hand looks good mmm lets fry it and sprinkle some salt on to it and NOM NOM NOM delicious xD

    • 0

      Adonis

      1 year ago

      we all get high sometimes you know,what else can we do when we,re feeling low

  • 30

    Leon8455

    5 years ago

    Human has been proven to taste like pork sooo...good eatin' >.>

  • 24

    rhys

    5 years ago

    eating an eye wouldn't save you from starvation and it would be incredibly painful for your loved one

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      3 years ago

      doesn't say you can't eat anything else after that.

    • 1

      Philip

      3 years ago

      I read that the stress your body would have to deal with, after loosing a body part (hand, leg or whatever) greatly outfactors the small amount of food you would get, leaving you in a worse situation (both in terms of hunger and limbs) than before.

  • 20

    Isabelle

    5 years ago

    eating a hand would be hard and inconvenient, eating an eye wouldn't be so bad.

    • 1

      Nathalia

      3 years ago

      hands seem to taste better. Eyes are gross, and I don't want to hurt anyone. I'd rather starve to death, but that's not an option so hands, please.

  • 9

    Jeremy

    5 years ago

    I don't usually stave

  • 8

    (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

    5 years ago

    can still fap

    • 2

      Nathalia

      3 years ago

      You'd still be able to do that, using your other had. Unless you've eaten it too.

  • 7

    TehOhnlyGrizz

    5 years ago

    im a asshole...

  • 6

    Elliot

    4 years ago

    Sorry mom but I need this more than you need that...

  • 6

    linebro

    5 years ago

    i think that a hand would taste better. also, being a amputee wouldn't be too bad

    • 0

      TheOnionCat

      5 years ago

      Eating human flesh can give you some virus or something, isn't it?

    • 1

      Zach

      5 years ago

      Linebro synthetic hands ftw! TheOnionCat no, it's the same as any other meat, unless the human already had a virus.

    • 4

      Nicholas Howland

      4 years ago

      Zach is obviously a cannibal

  • 5

    TwoSteps

    4 years ago

    Om nom nom...

  • 5

    Jessica 'Ness' Davis

    5 years ago

    I'd get a hook hand.

  • 4

    mylord

    4 years ago

    Who the hell comes up with these?

  • 4

    Crusharush

    5 years ago

    Oven cook or Grill? Hmmmm

  • 3

    Jett

    4 years ago

    I'll eat your eye you sick basterd

  • 3

    TSOPER

    5 years ago

    eyes are more important than hands, remember that.

  • 3

    beck_

    5 years ago

    It didn't say my loved one should be human. I can force myself to love a particular animal with small eyes or something.

    • 5

      Zé Martins

      4 years ago

      In my country there are eye-named flowers. I'll just start hugging plants.

  • 2

    Ashley

    5 years ago

    I play violin... so yeah.

  • 2

    Kira

    5 years ago

    I have no loved ones

  • 2

    Petar Petkov

    5 years ago

    Eye is like water i think

  • 2

    Mepper

    5 years ago

    It never said i can make a fake hand and claim it as my own...

  • 2

    EwanDaBoss

    5 years ago

    nom nom nom

  • 1

    JJthom3

    5 months ago

    I love my family

  • 0

    Allstargaming

    3 weeks ago

    HUNGERY FOR HANDS! >=)

  • 0

    patriot

    3 weeks ago

    Eye for an eye

  • 0

    Some Asshole

    3 weeks ago

    More food

  • 0

    Evan

    1 month ago

    At least there is still another eye too see you can't use one hand without getting frustrated as buck

  • 0

    Shallow

    1 month ago

    I randomly picked, cause in that situation i'd just die from starvation, BRUH

  • 1

    I don't care bout u

    1 year ago

    If I eat my hand I can't do gaming

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      1 year ago

      But you would be starving! But you do have a point

  • 1

    Cute'N'Creamy

    1 year ago

    The question says "If you were starving," implying that I would be the one to physically rip one of my loved ones' eyes out and eat the whole damn thing. First of all, the shock of me doing that to them could possibly kill them, or the shock of the pain, or the blood loss. Furthermore, taking away someone's senses is fucked all the way up. A little more, it'd be difficult to take out. My own hand would be tough to find the willpower, but simpler to remove. Also, pretty sure taking someone's eye out and eating it is punishable by law. Eating your own hand is more accepted by the general public. XD

  • 1

    Airdragon50

    1 year ago

    eat my own hand so I don't have to hurt others and if I starve my loved one could still see

  • 1

    Kristina Johnston

    1 year ago

    I hate people So... (ノ゚▽゚)ノ

  • 1

    Triangle

    1 year ago

    I will eat my hand and replace it with a pizza maker ALL MY LIFE I WAITED FOR THIS

  • 1

    Sneezingbadger

    1 year ago

    I don't care for EYEScream.

  • 0

    Jarren

    1 month ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESab_umifCU

  • 0

    Random Name

    1 month ago

    I hate both because they equal to: Lose your music career and lose the ability to type fast OR eat a family member's or friend's or love interest's eyeball and blind them. FUCK THIS QUESTION.

  • 1

    Brandon Noble

    2 years ago

    "I wanna play a game"

  • 0

    FrossFairyEmpire

    1 month ago

    Eating yourself only ends up with more issues, but honestly I feel my Loyalty towards Beanie probably exceeds my will to survive, had it before being like that and certain if things go like this, the opportunity of the brighter future will put that feeling only on steroids.

  • 1

    logical human

    3 years ago

    Did anyone notice staving instead of starving?

  • 1

    Truecere Surles

    3 years ago

    i love you so much pizza but i have to eat your peperoni eye

  • 1

    Chaotic_Narwhal

    3 years ago

    The most badass way to fold

  • 1

    Dylan OBrien

    3 years ago

    Eyes taste bad anyway

  • 1

    Xethycutty

    3 years ago

    @Cave Johnson Alright, when life tells you to eat a loved ones eye, eat your hand instead. Make life tell you to eat your hand! Get mad! I don't want to eat my spouse's eye! Why would I do that? Demand to see life's manager! Make life ruin the day! Why are you telling me to eat a wife's eye?! Do you know who I am? I am the man who is going to EAT your hand! With the sound! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a sanic boom tuba to burst life's eardrums!

  • 1

    Danny Monollock Hill

    3 years ago

    I'd go Bruce Campbell on this, I'd set myself up with a Chainsaw hand. Badass.

  • 0

    K9_X

    1 month ago

    What if I pretend to love Donald Trump and then eat his eye? eeew grooooss

  • 1

    Seonay King

    4 years ago

    WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS QUESTION

  • 1

    Ldd

    4 years ago

    Is that cow over there a loved one? Hhehehehe...

  • 1

    Kryptical

    4 years ago

    Eating your own hand will be counter-productive; Vsauce covered it on a video! The energy lost by the trauma and stress would be greater than the energy gained from eating the hand!

  • 1

    Elinor Neilan

    4 years ago

    LOOPHOLE. I don't love anyone.

  • 1

    iHatePeople

    4 years ago

    Vsauce actually did a video on this. The trauma your body suffers from eating a limb would actually kill you quicker than starving, so I would eat someone else.

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