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34% have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly

66% have an ugly spouse that adores you

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Have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly
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Have an ugly spouse that adores you

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  • 246

    Kaden

    5 years ago

    Slap a bitch.

    • 197

      Luca

      5 years ago

      Wouldn't physical violence kind of.. gee... I dunno, have a negative affect on those shallow looks you seem to prefer?

    • 71

      ReasonableRedditor

      4 years ago

      BURNNNNNNNNN

    • 11

      fuzetea

      4 years ago

      @Luca You can always hit her in the body so you don't leave marks.

    • 28

      Basketball King

      4 years ago

      you don't think hitting her in the body would leave any marks? other than the black and blue ones you mean...?

    • 32

      jmanaterjose

      4 years ago

      And then have a court case pending

    • 9

      Caleb Grindy

      4 years ago

      I'd use a phonebook, problem solved.

    • 4

      SHAZAM!

      4 years ago

      What does that mean?

    • 6

      stiglitz

      4 years ago

      rubber hose, no bruises just pain. ;)

    • 2

      Chris Melton-Gregory

      4 years ago

      Just hit her in the stomach so that way you can't see the bruises when it hit from the back. Vice versa.

    • 7

      Kyle

      4 years ago

      i'd think you'd have to vote the other way to slap a bitch, or she'd leave yo ass

    • 10

      Xerun

      4 years ago

      Never says where she treats me badly :P

    • 1

      Colin

      4 years ago

      There is always the plastic bag

    • 42

      Eleanor21

      4 years ago

      You're all fucking sick cunts, actually talking about hitting a woman when YOU'RE the one that chose the good looks, knowing you'd get shitty personality? Imagine it in receiving a donut. Would you rather have a donut that looked nice, yet tasted horrible. Or an ugly donut, your tasted great? You're stupidly JDKSKXKDKSKEK

    • 25

      Alex

      4 years ago

      youre an asshole. youre talking about abuse like its some joke. some people just dont get that people cant fucking choose their face when theyre born.

    • 16

      Taylor

      3 years ago

      you're all fucking sick. grow a pair.

    • 1

      SiftBlade

      3 years ago

      LOL

    • 2

      Ashlee Lalor

      3 years ago

      you response chose my answer lol

    • 0

      Atlanntis

      3 years ago

      @fuzetea No dude, you leave marks, but they don't will be likely to be seem

    • 0

      Honeskill07

      3 years ago

      No dick for you

    • 9

      KittiCat9000

      2 years ago

      It's what's on the inside that counts.

    • 6

      Evalgra

      2 years ago

      Didn't say she was bad at sex...

    • 2

      Shannon

      1 year ago

      Honeskill07 - who says that's bad?

    • 3

      Gracie

      1 year ago

      Looks aren't everything. Plus. they would do things for you. Like, when you're all comfortable on the couch, drink and popcorn in hand, remote... OH NO! Remote on the other side of the room! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!! They will get that for you.

    • 1

      FSK95

      1 year ago

      Agree with Evalgra...

    • 0

      Spike

      1 year ago

      sofa bitch!

    • 0

      Hoolin

      1 year ago

      Who doesn't like a tsudere? :)

    • 0

      PRusov

      1 year ago

      I agree. Punch her until she starts treating you nicely

    • 0

      fartface

      1 year ago

      doesn't say i can't put him in his place with a very well placed kick in the.

    • 1

      fartface

      1 year ago

      also doesn't say that you can't get a divorce. and all these comments seem to be saying its the females who are bad. are their any girls here? maybe its the boys who us girls have to hit

    • 0

      Patrick Garrett

      1 year ago

      horrible but funny

    • 1

      ☯Chilled☯

      1 year ago

      It depends which one would give more sex?

    • 0

      Nick

      1 year ago

      Genuis

    • 0

      John

      1 year ago

      ill be able to lock her out of the house at night. i said nothin

    • 0

      No one you know

      1 year ago

      @Taylor So hitting someone who has been treating you badly ISN'T growing a pair? You are retarded.

    • 0

      Ruby

      11 months ago

      WHAT THE FUCK WOMEN ABUSE IS A REAL PROBLEM AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IT AS IF IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Wordflux10

      11 months ago

      You people are hilarious. You'd rather be a s*x doll than a normal person who's treated well? Lmao.

    • 0

      Some Sort of Asian

      10 months ago

      Yesssssssssssssssssssss

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      9 months ago

      My logic: A) looks don't matter B) who wants to be treated badly?

    • 0

      Alex lee

      2 weeks ago

      do not slap bitch

  • 57

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    personality > looks

    • 6

      mvtjets96

      4 years ago

      Hmm, that applies more if the girl is not HOT, but it is kinda different when she is ugly.........

    • 12

      canthinkofname

      4 years ago

      loving them hairy tits huh?

    • 7

      snoopy1556

      4 years ago

      Well that and it doesn't say how ugly... Some people have VERY high standards

    • 1

      PapiDimmi

      1 year ago

      Wow, you're a horrible person. You'd love to be treated like shit by a spouse that hates you just because she is attractive?

    • 1

      PapiDimmi

      1 year ago

      I'm replying to @canthinkofname.

  • 27

    Morgan Marie

    5 years ago

    people are really picking someone that treats you badly?? wow i have been there and its NOT fun

  • 26

    Let It Fly

    5 years ago

    Whats ugly to one person may not be ugly to another.

    • 16

      Michael

      5 years ago

      That person will be ugly in your eyes.

  • 18

    Aleksander Mortensen

    5 years ago

    I assume I'm in love with the girl? If I love her I wouldn't care about her looks. If I don't have feelings for any of them, I'd rather be single or have the hot girl... I think.

  • 17

    Chalky Leigh

    5 years ago

    Looks don't truly matter. They';re just a nice addition. I'd rather be treated like someone who deserves respect than a pile of shit.

  • 9

    Wrecquiem

    5 years ago

    I'm attracted to women who treat me badly.

  • 9

    Utamey

    5 years ago

    Ahhh sadomasochism....

  • 8

    Matthew Robinson

    4 years ago

    I am going to assume that I'm going to have an attractive spouse that adores me.

  • 6

    Cory

    4 years ago

    Love is nothing without the love of another in return

  • 6

    Pingas

    5 years ago

    you could argue its conventional attraction scales, thus ugly spouse gives you more options to fandangle than just picking stereotypical barbie; as there are far more socially "ugly" traits than "attractive" ones

  • 4

    SaintPat

    4 years ago

    Everyone says that they would prefer a pleasant personality over looks. You are lying if you can honestly say you could be with the ugliest motherfucker alive just because they are nice to you. Get off your high horses.

    • 2

      Devilwolf

      3 years ago

      Don't project your insecurities onto us.

    • 1

      PeterPotter

      1 year ago

      @SaintPat ... Dude ... Grow a pair. Looks do not matter as long as they truly love you for who you are no questions asked. Plus, what's ugly to one person is beautiful to another.

    • 1

      Alice

      1 year ago

      They could be ugly to one person and beautiful to another

  • 4

    Hannibal

    4 years ago

    annoying people are always ugly, though kind people are always beautiful

    • 1

      questioneer145

      4 years ago

      What planet do u live on?

    • 0

      PeterPotter

      1 year ago

      This one. I see how he sees ... more or less. I can see on the inside as long as I'm not blinded by what's on the outside.

  • 4

    Andre Rimmer

    5 years ago

    you can always get a divorce in either situation

  • 2

    Ella

    11 months ago

    Can't you just give him plastic surgery?

  • 2

    EnderScott

    1 year ago

    All that matters is that what's on the inside

  • 0

    Zaid

    5 days ago

    Who gives shit what if we start like each other

  • 2

    Crystal

    1 year ago

    I will make them love me

  • 2

    TobiasDominik

    4 years ago

    man I'd rather be loved, look past the outside people

  • 2

    Jake Perkins

    4 years ago

    Angry sex is the best

  • 2

    Autumn

    4 years ago

    I dated someone like that before. I would always choose personality over a dumb bitch who would most likely cheat on me. Seriously, how shallow would you have to be to pick blue?

  • 2

    L. Yorke

    4 years ago

    I enjoy pain, so he'd probably be creeped out and leave me be.

  • 2

    dgm11

    4 years ago

    I'm so fucking shallow.

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    4 years ago

    Kinky.

  • 2

    Bob

    5 years ago

    Why would i have one to begin with!?

  • 0

    julibean0.0

    3 weeks ago

    That was on accident. I meant to choose red

  • 0

    Mikel Yuu

    3 weeks ago

    Well, my definition of beauty differs from others, so I'll roll the dice and take the risk

  • 1

    proakie

    9 months ago

    I don't want want Golem chasing after me

  • 1

    takedatdik

    11 months ago

    fuck the shit out of the bitch

  • 1

    Xero Gee

    11 months ago

    Plastic surgery is a thing u know

  • 0

    i luv this name

    1 month ago

    34% want to be miserable

  • 1

    Calysia

    1 year ago

    Why would you WANT to be hit? Plus loving someone attractive that treats you badly isn't going to get you anywhere except the hospital

  • 1

    Arctio

    1 year ago

    Doesn't say how ugly.

    • 0

      jim

      1 year ago

      Shed be as ugly as you, you freak.

  • 1

    ItsRillix

    1 year ago

    Then get a divorce. Yay!

  • 1

    BlueLuigi

    1 year ago

    Well, at least I can have them arrested for abuse.

  • 1

    Kawaii Potato

    1 year ago

    Makeover time!

  • 0

    GGY

    1 month ago

    I know it doesn't say this but what if there attractive and adores you

  • 0

    outyIvyPichu

    1 month ago

    My bestie thinks my crush is ugly. Also i think hers is :D

  • 1

    D@n¡£L

    3 years ago

    I would say to my pretty with "Down Boy Down!" And look at my booner

  • 1

    rayofsunshine123

    3 years ago

    I'm listening to see beneath your beautiful!! Lol

  • 1

    Ian Cheshier

    3 years ago

    I dont know about adore m

  • 1

    Taylor

    3 years ago

    are you fucking kidding me. what kind of question is this.

  • 1

    downloader

    4 years ago

    how is this even a question?

  • 1

    Thatguy777

    4 years ago

    I want true love.

  • 1

    Thatguy777

    4 years ago

    I want true love.

  • 1

    Zellona

    4 years ago

    Who would want a spouse that treats you horribly? This is someone you're spending the rest of your life with.

  • 1

    perlaa

    4 years ago

    As long as I love him

  • 1

    Microtor

    4 years ago

    I like girls that know how to defend themselves. Because the ones who don`t are practically stupid.

  • 1

    LasagnaaaCat

    4 years ago

    Looks dont matter, its the personality that counts....

  • 1

    odysseus

    4 years ago

    superficial needs defy logic

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