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- You would rather Actually have to laugh out loud every time you type LOL, haha, lmao, etc than Always have to replicate the face of any emoticon you use.
- You would rather Be Matt Damon than Be Ben Affleck.
- If you were a pirate, you would rather have a pet monkey than have a talking parrot.
- For one week, you would rather eat nothing but cat food than eat nothing but dog treats.
- If you were being eaten alive, you would rather Be swallowed feet first than Be swallowed head first.