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34% have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly

66% have an ugly spouse that adores you

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Have a very attractive spouse that treats you badly
66%
606,586 disagree
Have an ugly spouse that adores you

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245 comments

  • 186

    Kaden

    4 years ago

    Slap a bitch.

    • 150

      Luca

      3 years ago

      Wouldn't physical violence kind of.. gee... I dunno, have a negative affect on those shallow looks you seem to prefer?

    • 51

      ReasonableRedditor

      3 years ago

      BURNNNNNNNNN

    • 8

      fuzetea

      3 years ago

      @Luca You can always hit her in the body so you don't leave marks.

    • 19

      Basketball King

      3 years ago

      you don't think hitting her in the body would leave any marks? other than the black and blue ones you mean...?

    • 23

      jmanaterjose

      3 years ago

      And then have a court case pending

    • 8

      Caleb Grindy

      3 years ago

      I'd use a phonebook, problem solved.

    • 3

      SHAZAM!

      3 years ago

      What does that mean?

    • 4

      stiglitz

      3 years ago

      rubber hose, no bruises just pain. ;)

    • 2

      Chris Melton-Gregory

      3 years ago

      Just hit her in the stomach so that way you can't see the bruises when it hit from the back. Vice versa.

    • 4

      Kyle

      3 years ago

      i'd think you'd have to vote the other way to slap a bitch, or she'd leave yo ass

    • 7

      Xerun

      3 years ago

      Never says where she treats me badly :P

    • 1

      Colin

      2 years ago

      There is always the plastic bag

    • 29

      Eleanor21

      2 years ago

      You're all fucking sick cunts, actually talking about hitting a woman when YOU'RE the one that chose the good looks, knowing you'd get shitty personality? Imagine it in receiving a donut. Would you rather have a donut that looked nice, yet tasted horrible. Or an ugly donut, your tasted great? You're stupidly JDKSKXKDKSKEK

    • 17

      Alex

      2 years ago

      youre an asshole. youre talking about abuse like its some joke. some people just dont get that people cant fucking choose their face when theyre born.

    • 11

      Taylor

      2 years ago

      you're all fucking sick. grow a pair.

    • 0

      SiftBlade

      2 years ago

      LOL

    • 2

      Ashlee Lalor

      2 years ago

      you response chose my answer lol

    • 0

      Atlanntis

      2 years ago

      @fuzetea No dude, you leave marks, but they don't will be likely to be seem

    • 0

      Honeskill07

      1 year ago

      No dick for you

    • 4

      KittiCat9000

      1 year ago

      It's what's on the inside that counts.

    • 5

      Evalgra

      10 months ago

      Didn't say she was bad at sex...

    • 1

      Shannon

      2 months ago

      Honeskill07 - who says that's bad?

    • 1

      Gracie

      2 months ago

      Looks aren't everything. Plus. they would do things for you. Like, when you're all comfortable on the couch, drink and popcorn in hand, remote... OH NO! Remote on the other side of the room! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!!! They will get that for you.

    • 1

      FSK95

      2 months ago

      Agree with Evalgra...

    • 0

      Spike

      1 month ago

      sofa bitch!

    • 0

      Hoolin

      1 month ago

      Who doesn't like a tsudere? :)

    • 0

      PRusov

      4 weeks ago

      I agree. Punch her until she starts treating you nicely

  • 43

    [deleted]

    3 years ago

    personality > looks

    • 6

      mvtjets96

      3 years ago

      Hmm, that applies more if the girl is not HOT, but it is kinda different when she is ugly.........

    • 8

      canthinkofname

      3 years ago

      loving them hairy tits huh?

    • 6

      snoopy1556

      3 years ago

      Well that and it doesn't say how ugly... Some people have VERY high standards

    • 0

      PapiDimmi

      1 month ago

      Wow, you're a horrible person. You'd love to be treated like shit by a spouse that hates you just because she is attractive?

    • 1

      PapiDimmi

      1 month ago

      I'm replying to @canthinkofname.

  • 21

    Morgan Marie

    3 years ago

    people are really picking someone that treats you badly?? wow i have been there and its NOT fun

  • 17

    Let It Fly

    3 years ago

    Whats ugly to one person may not be ugly to another.

    • 9

      Michael

      3 years ago

      That person will be ugly in your eyes.

  • 13

    Aleksander Mortensen

    3 years ago

    I assume I'm in love with the girl? If I love her I wouldn't care about her looks. If I don't have feelings for any of them, I'd rather be single or have the hot girl... I think.

  • 11

    Chalky Leigh

    3 years ago

    Looks don't truly matter. They';re just a nice addition. I'd rather be treated like someone who deserves respect than a pile of shit.

  • 8

    Utamey

    3 years ago

    Ahhh sadomasochism....

  • 7

    Wrecquiem

    3 years ago

    I'm attracted to women who treat me badly.

  • 6

    Matthew Robinson

    3 years ago

    I am going to assume that I'm going to have an attractive spouse that adores me.

  • 1

    EnderScott

    1 week ago

    All that matters is that what's on the inside

  • 4

    Pingas

    3 years ago

    you could argue its conventional attraction scales, thus ugly spouse gives you more options to fandangle than just picking stereotypical barbie; as there are far more socially "ugly" traits than "attractive" ones

  • 3

    Andre Rimmer

    3 years ago

    you can always get a divorce in either situation

  • 1

    Crystal

    2 months ago

    I will make them love me

  • 0

    Julian

    2 days ago

    spank that bitch >:D

  • 2

    TobiasDominik

    2 years ago

    man I'd rather be loved, look past the outside people

  • 2

    Autumn

    3 years ago

    I dated someone like that before. I would always choose personality over a dumb bitch who would most likely cheat on me. Seriously, how shallow would you have to be to pick blue?

  • 2

    L. Yorke

    3 years ago

    I enjoy pain, so he'd probably be creeped out and leave me be.

  • 2

    dgm11

    3 years ago

    I'm so fucking shallow.

  • 2

    Cory

    3 years ago

    Love is nothing without the love of another in return

  • 2

    SaintPat

    3 years ago

    Everyone says that they would prefer a pleasant personality over looks. You are lying if you can honestly say you could be with the ugliest motherfucker alive just because they are nice to you. Get off your high horses.

  • 2

    Hannibal

    3 years ago

    annoying people are always ugly, though kind people are always beautiful

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    3 years ago

    Kinky.

  • 2

    Bob

    3 years ago

    Why would i have one to begin with!?

  • 0

    Rico Rodriguez

    1 week ago

    A hate relationship can always be exciting I guess

  • 0

    ItsRillix

    2 weeks ago

    Then get a divorce. Yay!

  • 0

    BlueLuigi

    2 weeks ago

    Well, at least I can have them arrested for abuse.

  • 0

    Shinchanchilla

    2 weeks ago

    Neither. I want a spouse that treats me normal.

  • 0

    XDM

    3 weeks ago

    She's freaking hot, come on. You can just convince her.

  • 0

    TheFrisbeeFanatic

    3 weeks ago

    At least, if I were to say my spouse was really ugly, I would be ensured that he doesn't cheat.

  • 0

    jayden

    3 weeks ago

    hay nobody said i had to live with her

  • 0

    Dgkskaterrr

    3 weeks ago

    Slap a bitch

  • 0

    BlueEmoGhost

    3 weeks ago

    lol how bad can a woman hit me? besides what if I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • 0

    mohammad

    4 weeks ago

    i dont care if she treats me badly, is that what all wives do?

  • 0

    Insane Crybaby

    4 weeks ago

    this is one of the reasons i never wanna get married

  • 0

    DragonsAREawsome

    4 weeks ago

    i don't care either way im going to dump which everyone i pick

  • 0

    thesystemoutsmarter

    4 weeks ago

    it doesnt say how bad the spouse treats u

  • 0

    Naomi Redd

    1 month ago

    Its how they are on the inside not outside its like this a house that looks spooky on the outsideut but like u step in a castle when you walk in or a house that looks like a castle on the outside and like barf on theinside

  • 0

    Pikachuisawesome23

    1 month ago

    idk IF I GET TREATED BAD OR NOT SHE WOULD BE hoooot

  • 0

    Hoolin

    1 month ago

    A hot tsudere? Fuck yeah!

  • 0

    Marilyn Aranas

    1 month ago

    Just like Hephaestus?

  • 1

    D@n¡£L

    1 year ago

    I would say to my pretty with "Down Boy Down!" And look at my booner

  • 0

    Shawn

    1 month ago

    Just so I would have someTHING to stare at

  • 0

    Shawn

    1 month ago

    Just so I would have someTHING to stare at

  • 0

    YURI BOYKA

    1 month ago

    f would choose blue cause he didnt said how badly would she treat you,maybe she could make love all day !!!!

  • 0

    Aijia

    1 month ago

    Wow that is hard! I dont care about looks!

  • 1

    rayofsunshine123

    1 year ago

    I'm listening to see beneath your beautiful!! Lol

  • 0

    Markiplier

    1 month ago

    if she treats u badly why u married her

  • 0

    Katy Jepson

    1 month ago

    Well im kinky like that

  • 0

    Annoying Dog

    1 month ago

    *SMACK*

  • 0

    DANIEL FRAGA BRUCE

    1 month ago

    beleza nao e tudo

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