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  • 68

    Im Not Your Friend

    3 years ago

    YEEEEES Aperture science KICKS Black Mesa's ASS! Portal gunz and cute turrets 4Life

    • 5

      Black Claw

      3 years ago

      Harsh, but very true.

    • 13

      redshinx

      3 years ago

      but arnt they all dead?

    • 12

      Awesomeman204

      3 years ago

      Well first off working at either is basically guaranteed death and second working at aperture would probably be shit because you could just be the mail room guy or anyone but the people who do the cool stuff it woulden't be all shooting portals and cute turrets

    • 5

      OMEGA

      3 years ago

      EXCEPT THEY ALL DIED

    • 6

      DerpFace92

      3 years ago

      PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL TELEPORT TELEPORT TEPELORT (continues)

    • 8

      Krixx_l

      3 years ago

      that means Glados would kill you with neurotoxin or turrets

    • 2

      flyboy59

      3 years ago

      Aperture ftw!!!!

    • 2

      GLaDOS

      3 years ago

      YASSSS

    • 4

      rick-grimezzzz

      3 years ago

      @Krixx_I Glados only tries to kill test subjects and from my understanding, that doesn't count as working there.

    • 6

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Ever heard of the Gravity Gun? I could kill you with a fucking banana. What will your portals do?

    • 3

      Endman

      3 years ago

      even if they died that dosent mean you can't work there take GLaDOS for example not dead not human working in aperture science o and portals can technically murder you by ripping your atoms apart lol xD # black holes

    • 2

      Jackimatronic

      3 years ago

      360noscoper55 bring you into a room, portal under you, portal above you, watch you fall for 5 minutes and then portal some where else.

    • 3

      djkeemstar

      3 years ago

      oh yea, but black mesa has Vortigons, crowbars, teleportation, grenadeds, rockets, an army

    • 0

      liam

      2 years ago

      Nice man

    • 2

      PeterDinklage

      2 years ago

      But you would have died if you work for Aperture because of the neurotoxin

    • 3

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      i love both portal and half-life so this was a hard choice. :)

    • 3

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      in Portal, GLaDOS kills all the people in the facility (except Chell and Doug Rattmann) with her neurotoxin on Aperture Science's: bring your daughter to work day.

    • 1

      shadowofdestruction

      2 years ago

      PORTAL GUN BITCHES PORTAL GUN

    • 0

      DoomOfGods

      2 years ago

      question is: would you say that test subjects work at aperture? also: would you say the turrets work at aperture? we might just be some turrets or robots (like portal 2 co-op characters) ourselves

    • 0

      non ur business

      2 years ago

      until glados gasses you lol

    • 0

      Levi

      11 months ago

      Tbh the turrets are pretty cute

    • 0

      Jonny

      9 months ago

      My colleague asked me to say. We want Half life 3. He is 56 and is called Patrick Kindermann. He lives in his mother's house

  • 24

    Grenadeer

    3 years ago

    Grab a portal gun, use it to steal a gravity gun from Black Mesa, then call in sick on the day Aperture gets gassed.

  • 11

    PikachuPlayz

    3 years ago

    Look. Black mesa WAS Invaded... BUT APERTURE HAD %(&^$$ING NEUROTOXIN SPRAYED EVERWHERE. Plus! Some Black Mesa Guys Survived.

  • 9

    Sputnik

    3 years ago

    Working at Black Mesa is pretty unsafe.

    • 5

      Waffles

      3 years ago

      So is Aperture, but you have the portal gun.

    • 4

      Awesomeman204

      3 years ago

      working at either is pretty unsafe

    • 1

      Ueu

      3 years ago

      But everyone dies at aperture science

    • 0

      FF2

      2 years ago

      @Ueu Actually, not everyone died, because to my knowledge, one person survived. (*Cough* Doug Rattman)

  • 8

    Brandon

    3 years ago

    FRICKING COMPANION CUBE

  • 7

    Michael Lucas

    3 years ago

    yeah i clicked black mesa but that was a joke, haha, fat chance

  • 5

    Weetile Binweevils

    3 years ago

    Here at Apeture Science, we can guarantee you get a free tomato when you sign up.

  • 5

    Rightbackatcha

    4 years ago

    It looks like you're about to be the immediate past-president of the being-alive club. Ha ha.

  • 5

    Dylan

    4 years ago

    Who wouldn't?

    • 2

      blackmesa scientific

      4 years ago

      me...i want to work at black mesa

    • 1

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      Just know that those who pick blue will be gassed

    • 3

      Nzo the hedgehog

      4 years ago

      Nah I would make myself a a.i program

    • 11

      Ben

      4 years ago

      Yeah those who pick blue will be gassed... and those who pick red will be killed by black mesa exploding and unleashing hell on earth, while you are feasted on by a headcrab. Since I already know this is going to happen, I would just quit my job beforehand anyway.

    • 1

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      yeah but you can defend yourself from the aliens with guns and stuff. If you don't bring a gas mask which will make you look stupid and paranoid, you're dead.

    • 0

      KillerCubePlays

      3 years ago

      ME because i can be gordon freeman

  • 4

    XxFurrinCutiexX

    3 years ago

    Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed Except I wasn't laughing Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice You want your freedom? Take it That's what I'm counting on I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone She was a lot like you (Maybe not quite as heavy) Now little Caroline is in here too One day they woke me up So I could live forever It's such a shame the same will never happen to you You've got your short sad life left That's what I'm counting on I'll let you get right to it Now I only want you gone Goodbye my only friend Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad Well you have been replaced I don't need anyone now When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad Go make some new disaster That's what I'm counting on You're someone else's problem Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone Now I only want you gone

  • 3

    jtplego0912

    3 years ago

    "Aperture science we do what we must because we can"

  • 3

    Birch

    3 years ago

    always wanted a portal gun...

  • 3

    Sean Farley

    3 years ago

    We do what we must because we can.

  • 3

    Quintin Urban

    3 years ago

    portal is love portal is life

  • 3

    megamanrules

    3 years ago

    aperture science rember you die from nuro toxin by glados

    • 1

      Waffles

      3 years ago

      That never happens.

    • 1

      Tom

      3 years ago

      Let's assume we're in the universe where Cave survived and was put into GLaDOS's place.

    • 0

      GLaDOS

      3 years ago

      Just.. uh nevermind

    • 0

      SpaceOcelot35

      3 years ago

      Yes, but the character you play as is a test subject not an employee.

  • 2

    a fox.

    3 years ago

    I can be a core, turret, test robot, heart, or a Duracell Double-A Battery.

    • 1

      Dinosaur_Weirdo

      2 years ago

      I would like to be a Duracell TripleA Battery, thank you very much.

  • 2

    Leqim

    3 years ago

    APERTURE FOREVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2

    jtplego0912

    3 years ago

    black mesa STOLE the objects from aperture

  • 2

    Josh

    3 years ago

    Half-Life is better than Portal so obviously Black Mesa

    • 0

      GLaDOS

      3 years ago

      lol i like portal the most! best game ever

    • 0

      Josh

      3 years ago

      No, Half-Life is literally the best game ever, you have your facts mixed up.

  • 2

    that guy

    3 years ago

    Who wouldn't want to fight an army of mantis men?

  • 2

    BackwordsTalk

    3 years ago

    Portal Guns :3 Think of all the possibility

    • 0

      Awesomeman204

      3 years ago

      Who said you would even be using the portal guns? you could just be a researcher or like working in glados or something

    • 2

      GLaDOS

      3 years ago

      Well.. not really if you think about it.. You can only shoot portals to walls that are made out of moon rocks.. lol. well still. Aperture ftw!

  • 2

    MythicRare

    3 years ago

    You guys realize that everyone at Aperture Science was eventually killed, right?

    • 3

      mbsoccer

      3 years ago

      yeah thing is though black mesa was over run with monster and only like 3 survived but even though there was survivors I would LOVE to tesy out the portal gun

    • 0

      Ueu

      3 years ago

      Your not chelle

    • 0

      Sycration

      3 years ago

      EXCEPT 4 rattman, sicko

  • 2

    Benl2020

    4 years ago

    I played Portal but never Half-Life so I'm just hoping who ever runs Black Mesa isn't as crazy as GLaDoS.

    • 0

      KillerCubePlays

      3 years ago

      meh, ain't that crazy as GLaDOS also, Gordon Freeman

    • 0

      KillerCubePlays

      3 years ago

      Main character lol

    • 0

      a fox.

      3 years ago

      I think it's the lab itself that will fuck you, instead of Caroline's brain inside Duracell C Battery.

    • 0

      CallMeJJ

      2 years ago

      True

    • 0

      Narwhalpilot88

      2 years ago

      Well, GLaDos doesn't necessarily run Aperture Science, it was that guy that went insane (cant remember his name

  • 2

    Utah G

    4 years ago

    This question was posted 2 weeks ago. Why is it that it is up now while none of my questions are posted up yet? I started putting up questions back in July 2013 btw.

  • 1

    Jebus Crist

    1 year ago

    THIS WAS A TRIUMPH,I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE,HUGE SUCSES!IT'S HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATIFACTION,APERTURE SCIENCE,WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US EXEPT THE ONES WHO ARE DEAD,BUT THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY MISTAKE YOU JUST KEEP ON TRYING UNTILL YOU RUN OUT OF CAKE AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE AND YOU MAKE A NEAT GUN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE,I'M NOT EVAN ANGRY...I'M BEING SO SINCERE RIGHT NOW.EVAN THOUGH YOU BROKE MY HART AND KILLED ME,AND TORE ME TO PEICES AND THOUGH EVERY PEICE INTO A FIRE AS THEY BURNED IT HURT BECAUSE I FELT SO HAPPY FOR YOU!NOW THESE POINTS OF DATA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LINE,AND WE'RE OUT OF BETA WE'RE RELEASING ON TIME!SO I'M GLaD I GOT BURNED THINK OF ALL THE THINGS WE LERNED!FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE,GO AND AND LEAVE ME...I THINK I PREFER TO STAY INSIDE...MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TO HELP YOU MAYBE BLACK MESA?THAT WAS A JOKE,HA HA,FAT CHANCE!ANYWAY THIS CAKE IS GREAT IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST!LOOK AT ME,STILL TALKING WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO!WHEN I LOOK OUT THRE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU,I'VE EXPERIMENTS TO RUN THERE IS RESEARCH TO BE DONE ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE, AND BELIVE ME I AM STILL ALIVE,I'M DOING SCIENCE AND I'M STILL ALIVE,I FEEL FANTASTIC AND I'M STILL ALIVE,AND WHILE YOU'RE DYING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE,AND WHEN YOU'RE DEAD I WILL BE STILL ALIVE,STILL ALIVE,STILL ALIVE!!!

  • 1

    James

    1 year ago

    Cara trabalhar na aperture science e muito melhor do que ficar na dimensao de half-life sendo um escravo mas no portal vc se divertiria ate a Glados tentar te matar

  • 1

    cooper flood

    2 years ago

    one word ... neurotoxin so much neurotoxin

  • 1

    ninjalife57

    2 years ago

    "Black mesa can kiss my bankrupt a-"

  • 1

    Wheatley

    2 years ago

    aperture ftw i love the smell of a deadly neurotoxin. and it would be worth it for a portal gun

  • 1

    Owen Galligan

    3 years ago

    You will get killed at black Mesa if you're not careful

  • 1

    Kyubey

    3 years ago

    Aperture's got cake, nuff said

  • 1

    torchwood agent

    3 years ago

    portal rules, except for glados

  • 1

    lolfuck1069

    3 years ago

    portal fur lifeXDXDXD

  • 1

    ryan

    3 years ago

    APETURE FTW

  • 1

    jn_lawrence

    3 years ago

    Well in both you get kind of screwed over... But we don't know what happens to aperture scientists, Black Mesa get attacked by combine.

    • 0

      Sycration

      3 years ago

      Aperture:toxin by Her. Black Mesa: gobbled by fastzombie or headcrab after incident. Work At Blapperture Mesa!

  • 1

    jn_lawrence

    3 years ago

    Well in both you get kind of screwed over... But we don't know what happens to aperture scientists, Black Mesa get attacked by combine.

  • 1

    jn_lawrence

    3 years ago

    Well in both you get kind of screwed over... But we don't know what happens to aperture scientists, Black Mesa get attacked by combine.

  • 1

    bluthebear

    3 years ago

    At aperture science u can use portal guns i dont know what shit u can do with the other one

  • 0

    Evan

    2 months ago

    You're fucking gravity gun vs my portal gun, really, my portal gun can make inter dimensional portal, I could put a blue portal under you and put the Orange portal above a incinerator and kill you easy.

  • 0

    Evan

    2 months ago

    They Don't die

  • 0

    Evan

    2 months ago

    If I work at black mesa I don't get cute turrets, a companion cube, a cool portal gun, cool gels like repulsion gel, propulsion gel, conversion gel, cleansing gel, and slime

  • 0

    louis

    2 months ago

    hello and again welcome to the aperture science computer aided enrichment center

  • 0

    Tassos

    6 months ago

    I would steal the portal guns

  • 0

    PeTeR000089

    7 months ago

    i am GLaD

  • 0

    mythic gamer

    8 months ago

    PORTAL GUN HERE I COME!!!

  • 0

    ray-romano

    8 months ago

    who said you cant become Gordon Freeman

  • 0

    DiamondPupStah

    9 months ago

    NO NO NO i clicke the wrong one damnit. I thought is was which one would you rather sacrifice or something ;-;

  • 0

    blaze kraken

    1 year ago

    its either die from neurotoxin or die from alien but a small chance of living

  • 0

    Androzz

    1 year ago

    Personally I don’t know what the fuck either of them is so I just picked the one less people liked so more people will get pissed off

  • 0

    Katie

    1 year ago

    no idea for either

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