A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).
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- You would rather Never see the sky again than Never see a body of water again.
- You would rather Be severely burned than Get severe frostbite.
- You would rather Have to type with only your two index fingers all the time than Have to use a completely blank keyboard with absolutely no labeled keys.
- You would rather Only make animal noises than Have to get around on all fours all the time.
- You would rather Always have bad teeth than Always have bad hair.