A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).
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- You would rather Have no hands than Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times.
- You would rather have guinea pigs for feet than have squirrels for hands.
- You would rather be bungee jumping and have your cord snap than be deep sea diving and your oxygen tank runs out.
- You would rather Spill hot glue over your naked lap than Glue your eyes shut with super glue.
- You would rather Play for the Red Sox than Play for the Yankees.