A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).
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- You would rather Have a lightsaber than Have a helper monkey.
- You would rather Have to get around on all fours all the time than Only make animal noises.
- You would rather Have a two foot tail than Have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face.
- You would rather Have stinky feet than Have long finger nails.
- You would rather String your opponent along for the entire fight than Crush them from the beginning.