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33% Have a large painting of yourself

67% Have a life size sculpture of yourself

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Have a life size sculpture of yourself

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Both incredibly well done

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    Nitroximos

    6 years ago

    While statues are cool, I wouldn't want one unless it put me in a ridiculous, larger-than-life situation. A painting, on the other hand, could be of me, in a silk suit, in a winged armchair, before the fire, with a monocle and pipe, petting a Persian cat.

    • 62

      austin

      6 years ago

      this comment made me choose the painting XD

    • 106

      ಠ_ಠ

      5 years ago

      you could get a sculpture of that as well

    • 20

      valcorwabajak

      5 years ago

      no sculpture will ever be as famous as certain paintings mona lisa ect

    • 67

      Lord Analton Morion

      5 years ago

      You can also get painted nude with a traffic cone stuck in your ass... Just saying...

    • 20

      chanelle chaos

      5 years ago

      @lord analton.......I don't even want to know........

    • 16

      Adrian Zhan

      5 years ago

      @Analton But goddamnit, it will look classy.

    • 18

      Erik Thorvaldsson

      5 years ago

      You sir, just won the internet.

    • 10

      Franklin Chen

      5 years ago

      You could just tell the artists to sculpt that. But then place it in the middle of the city.

    • 3

      Lollie3e

      5 years ago

      Giovanni?!

    • 3

      Joshua

      4 years ago

      I chose the wrong one. :(

    • 1

      Varkarrus

      4 years ago

      Painting of me as a warrior princess with muscles and a 2 handed sword on the top of a snow covered mountain fighting off dire bears

    • 5

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Painting of me with wings, snow leopard at my side and a Crown of Squids on my head, an elven bow in my hand. YES.

    • 1

      Reilly Hearne

      4 years ago

      Stole my words

    • 4

      PhantomWarlock

      3 years ago

      Just a painting of me in a grocery store would suffice.

    • 2

      Jacob Dittmer

      3 years ago

      I declare it be placed in Times Square!

    • 0

      LordAris

      2 years ago

      I agree because I'm a huge fan of anime and manga and be drawn in my favorite artist's style.

    • 0

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Paintings are more fragile than Statues

    • 0

      KittenPuppy

      2 years ago

      OMG LOL SRSLY BRO OMG STOOOOOOOOP UR BEING TOO FUNNY IM GONNA -dies-

    • 0

      Bennett Brown

      2 years ago

      I feel like that's a 39 Clues reference.

    • 0

      Jeffrey

      2 years ago

      @nitroximos:same here

    • 0

      ryan

      2 years ago

      fuckyou

    • 1

      ~ZTO

      2 years ago

      ikr

    • 0

      VoidMaster

      2 years ago

      Umm ,you can paint a picture after you get the sculpture , mate!

    • 0

      Spittin_fire_since02

      2 years ago

      The ceiling paintings at the Sistine chapel amazing

    • 0

      Ryan

      2 years ago

      Why is your painting so descriptive?

    • 0

      FoxyPirateFox01

      2 years ago

      Too late for me to change. :-(

    • 0

      a random guy

      2 years ago

      7TH QUESTION I GET TWICE. At least I get to choose both

    • 0

      John

      2 years ago

      u can get the same thing and a satute can last a long damn time

    • 1

      Mingle

      1 year ago

      ya statute would be good but it can't have me dressed in a mangle suit with and devil wings with blood on my hands because statute

    • 1

      KittyKatKatKitty Meow meow

      1 year ago

      I choose painting because color! And billions of cats can't look high up enough...

    • 0

      phoenix00

      1 year ago

      i will be what ever i want!

    • 1

      Linking360

      1 year ago

      Even a naked person with a traffic cone stuck up your ass?

    • 1

      AlexG

      1 year ago

      I can look at my huge lifelike penis everyday

    • 0

      SpaceNinjaGRM

      1 year ago

      I agree with you (I was going to choose statue)

    • 1

      Christian

      1 year ago

      I didn't think of that.

    • 1

      borris80

      1 year ago

      eh *paints sculpture with true sass* this is painting + sculpture just put a painting behind it for the background *flies away on a magical unicorn*

    • 1

      aJBSFDZGbjskfhgl

      1 year ago

      nothing 2 special, bc I didn't really do anything special

    • 0

      Alexa

      1 year ago

      Anime style sculptures. Nobody paints anime style. Also, painted sculpture!

    • 1

      Stopercentny

      6 months ago

      mate...i would have a golden one...

    • 0

      Velocity Rapter

      2 months ago

      :3

    • 0

      magical ronicorn

      1 month ago

      I can have a statue of me like that but without the background

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    FlipAcE

    8 years ago

    imagine a sculpture of yourself in front of your houses door :D

    • 35

      Nicholas

      5 years ago

      imagine a sculpture of yourself in a town square :D

    • 26

      Michael Meroney

      5 years ago

      Imagine a sculpture of yourself in the passenger seat and you driving :D

    • 6

      Robert Chu

      5 years ago

      I did and it sounds and would look like a big fuck you to every one around

    • 3

      Communist-Comrade

      4 years ago

      You wouldn't be able to go inside.

    • 3

      BrxtnPlayz

      3 years ago

      Better be a naked one :/

    • 1

      babypounder 33

      3 years ago

      I'd just have my statue fuckable so i could do the only person worthy of me, which is me

    • 6

      WHSWarrior455

      2 years ago

      Imagine having sex with your sculpture :D

    • 3

      Destroyah340

      2 years ago

      Know this is off-topic but am I the only one who's had questions pending for review for 2 damn years???

    • 0

      Rick Astley

      2 years ago

      that'd be akward

    • 0

      Sexy lady sex

      2 years ago

      Your hot FlipAcE!! What's your number

    • 1

      Alex

      2 years ago

      Imagine a short and buff with an ugly face and great hair version of Michelangelo's David. Skateboarding. With a sword in one hand an assault rifle in the other. That's my statue. Problem?

    • 0

      Linking360

      1 year ago

      @robertchu good idea

    • 0

      Donald Trump

      1 year ago

      C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

    • 0

      JustAGuest

      1 year ago

      That would break a lot easier... *_*

    • 0

      SEX ADDICTION!

      1 year ago

      Imagine a sculpture of yourself with your dick hanging down! That's got my vote

  • 17

    The2ndAsian

    5 years ago

    only if its naked

  • 16

    Greg

    6 years ago

    I'd like two, both with swords, standing on either side of my front door.

  • 14

    Plop

    5 years ago

    I'd make a life size sculpture of me raising my middle finger.

  • 11

    123brynner

    6 years ago

    painting...i wont wake up at night and thing its a ghost

  • 8

    VSpartan

    6 years ago

    Paintings can tear and still be paintings, but if a statue cracks and crumbles, you're screwed.

    • 8

      Diddly

      5 years ago

      Metal. \m/

    • 8

      Robert Chu

      5 years ago

      You ahve that the other way around a statue can be chiping an be a statue painting with decay sooner

  • 7

    Ian

    5 years ago

    With a platypus under one arm, and a six-pack of beer in the other.

  • 6

    jazzhands

    6 years ago

    I'm basically a greek god.

  • 5

    BA16-X4SH-E2AT

    4 years ago

    It depends on if my willy-wang is hanging out.

  • 5

    Rickson Goncalves

    5 years ago

    One day I will have both, but a panting deteriorates while a marble or granite statue lives on

  • 5

    Crissy

    6 years ago

    Either way would be a bit creepy, having a giant artwork of you staring at you when you pass by it.

    • 1

      Hardbash

      4 years ago

      I'd make me make a funny face in the painting. "YALL WANNA SEE SERIOUS?!"

  • 5

    Yoman318

    6 years ago

    dude defs a sculpture but it would be full nude and in a fucking champion pose!

  • 5

    Ptess254

    7 years ago

    Yep, just build a snowman of myself

  • 3

    Isaiah Stoner

    2 years ago

    If this was realis

  • 3

    Aqua

    4 years ago

    I've Always wanted a painting of my self....

  • 3

    Austin Powervich

    5 years ago

    My statue can also be used to hang up coats

  • 3

    BlooporialDude

    6 years ago

    Rise, my guardian, RISE!!!

  • 3

    luke

    6 years ago

    No debate

  • 2

    Jay

    4 years ago

    Depends wat sculpture made of

  • 2

    meredith24286

    5 years ago

    Dude.. nice!

  • 2

    Void

    5 years ago

    Can it be naked?

  • 0

    Chrisco

    3 weeks ago

    they both sound very egotistic

  • 0

    WulfJakal

    3 weeks ago

    Just like a greek beauty.

  • 1

    theofficialeither

    10 months ago

    Yes everyone. It's theofficialeither and I just want to say that this was an amazing post. The debates here are amazing and funny. I just want to thank the creator of this post. #theofficialeither #goodcritics #goodpost #gooddebates

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    Ariana

    1 year ago

    Yeah sculpture would look so life like I will not even need the mirror yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1

      Ariana

      1 year ago

      Yeeeeesss and it would look good on anyone a that is true

  • 0

    Ares God Of War

    1 month ago

    Then I would burn the painting and watch my self burn

  • 0

    tony

    1 month ago

    As long as im heiling im okay

  • 1

    Banana

    2 years ago

    My statues is gold

  • 1

    Kyle

    2 years ago

    Come here Michael Angelo

  • 0

    magical ronicorn

    1 month ago

    I already have a painting so

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    road_zombie000

    1 month ago

    I would love to have a statue but as said before me I would love a picture. It would also be way more convenient to move around.

  • 1

    Fly1ngf0x

    4 years ago

    I dont think it would be too expensive to build my huge penis.

  • 1

    Hunter Downey

    4 years ago

    What would Kanye Pick

  • 1

    Robert Cook

    4 years ago

    I would want it to be a nude

  • 1

    Edward

    4 years ago

    That would be an ugly ass sculpture. The picture would be ugly too, but at least it's easier to transport.

  • 1

    Wilena Hakobi

    5 years ago

    yah, and birds will shit on you all day long.

  • 1

    John Shepard

    5 years ago

    Hehe, 69 comments. Aw, now there's 70

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    jeimuzu22

    5 years ago

    A painting could be stylised, modern and visually appealing, but a sculpture is pretty much inevitably just gonna be.. me. Honestly my self esteem isn't high enough to want a statue of me in my house every day.

  • 1

    spahx

    5 years ago

    I'd be a Weeping Angel if I were a statue.

  • 1

    SaveTheRejects

    5 years ago

    Only if I can say how I'm portrayed.

  • 1

    poncho

    5 years ago

    I'll be like Rocky

  • 1

    o0AHK0o

    5 years ago

    it says only you so no clothes so ill go with the painting because ill tell them to paint my face

  • 1

    lonewolf

    5 years ago

    i could put hats on my self...yes...this is what i want...

  • 1

    Mexiflan

    5 years ago

    Sculpted riding a dragon with Mila Kunis hugging me from behind, holding a sword and wearing a sombrero.

  • 1

    Jush Heisenberg

    5 years ago

    I'd really love to have a really creepy-looking, dark painting of myself to hang up in my room. That would be awesome.

  • 1

    Duque Duqueyo

    5 years ago

    I'ma put it somewhere that everybody goes to!!! Muahahahaha~ PRAISE MEEE!! lol

  • 1

    You

    5 years ago

    Can i get a naked one but decircumcise me and make me hung like a horse?

  • 1

    Veronica

    5 years ago

    Nigga, having a life size sculpture would be BAD. ASS.

  • 1

    Nitroximos

    6 years ago

    While statues are cool, I wouldn't want one unless it put me in a ridiculous, larger-than-life situation. A painting, on the other hand, could be of me, in a silk suit, in a winged armchair, before the fire, with a monocle and pipe, petting a Persian cat.

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      Jatarus Martin

      1 year ago

      Imagine having a stautue of me riding a dragon and having a lmg in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

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