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36% Own a baby otter

64% Own a messenger owl

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Own a baby otter
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Own a messenger owl

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Both would be equally easy to care for.

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  • 126

    Alduin_World_Eater

    8 years ago

    If I had an otter, my reddit karma would go sky high

    • 41

      DezAster

      8 years ago

      I feel like an owl would aquire much karma as well,

    • 18

      Karma

      7 years ago

      Damn right.

    • 13

      Max

      7 years ago

      Da cutest little bitch eva.

    • 51

      HAyHayMeow

      6 years ago

      If i had an messenger owl i could be FUCKING HARRY POTTER BITCHES!

    • 35

      the right answer

      6 years ago

      1 WORD: HEDWIG!!!!!!

    • 4

      Jonas

      6 years ago

      What's reddit karma? I don't use reddit much. *Grabs popcorn*

    • 16

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      what question is that? A messanger owl is actually useful because it brings you mail

    • 13

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      Something adorable vs something adorable AND useful...no contest.

    • 4

      Infernoslayer621

      5 years ago

      owls arent adorable... and a mailman works much better

    • 9

      Dragongirl112

      4 years ago

      snow owl = adorable and useful owl

    • 1

      StampydaUnicorn

      4 years ago

      Guys If anyone has Steam and wants 2 add me my name is POWER OF THE HEAVY (POTH) I will accept ANY request!

    • 10

      Amy

      4 years ago

      Harry Potter Fans For the WIN!!!

    • 10

      sourcupcake123

      4 years ago

      HEDWIG HEDWIG HEDWIG harry potter :p Plus the messenger part is cool. Imagine: "Hmm, I don't know my friend's email. Oh! I have an idea: MESSENGER OWL!" FRIEND: "COOL :p)"

    • 6

      FAZZY

      4 years ago

      I will own a messenger owl :D

    • 0

      YouNeedCake

      4 years ago

      Girls love otters over owls

    • 5

      TheVoodooman1

      4 years ago

      HEDWIG O_O

    • 3

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Don't like harry potter, but did you see the owls? They are barn owls! My favourite type!

    • 1

      otheharlemshake

      3 years ago

      what if u got sick and had to message a loved one?? clearly you stupid baby otter can helop u right?? (sarcasam

    • 0

      Sincerely Crazed

      2 years ago

      some hillbilly cunt will just shoot my owl anyways or some zoo owner will take it.... atleast i can keep my otter hidden

    • 0

      Haidenisa

      2 years ago

      Yeah, yeah, I'd definitely use my oh so useful owl to send them a message when I could just email or text them.

  • 64

    Silver14

    8 years ago

    Harry potters owl :DD

    • 74

      Joey

      7 years ago

      is dead.

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      Max

      7 years ago

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    • 25

      owlgrandecity

      7 years ago

      Max I'm getting tired of your shit, stop posting retarded comments.

    • 12

      Shibadruid

      7 years ago

      @Max How do you get a comment that long?!?!? It stretches all the way across my screen

    • 3

      Theorcofdead

      6 years ago

      owlgarndecity, your comment made me rofl

    • 1

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      xD so hilarious

    • 7

      roro0987

      4 years ago

      harry potter for th win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(sorry max, I stole your thing)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Shiba, just type one long word. Like TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl

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      Pretty pink Princess

      2 years ago

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  • 30

    Chewsonthemove

    8 years ago

    an owl would be kickass... but... look at da itty bitty wittle adoable baby otta... it's sooooo cuutes!

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      • v r i i

      7 years ago

      so what if its cute? otters are useless anyway. owls are awesome and if you're lucky, they could be cute too. plus they could be used for different things (of course for sending messages) but if you had an otter, all it'll do is look cute and swim around and you'll end up spending money on it.

    • 2

      Denivire

      7 years ago

      Unless you own property near some body of water that it could hunt in, it'll get very expensive to feed.

    • 1

      JCF

      7 years ago

      @• v r i i its just like a baby.

    • 1

      N3VVRmiNd

      7 years ago

      Text messaging easily replaces owls. Otters are fun and cute.

    • 2

      Chaotic_Narwhal

      6 years ago

      Where the fuck do you keep an otter?

    • 0

      Ro.ckyyy

      4 years ago

      what happens when it grows?

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Bleah. Do looks really matter as an excuse to like something?

  • 30

    DarklordTheo

    8 years ago

    Snail mail is out, Owl post is in!

  • 18

    Famine

    7 years ago

    MESSENGER OWL. FETCH ME A BABY OTTER.

  • 16

    Kate H

    8 years ago

    Hedwig FTW

  • 12

    rustymandolini

    7 years ago

    I'm assuming it would be a baby forever and that is fucking adorable. Sorry owl. Maybe if you were a flying messenger baby otter.

  • 9

    Shuuji

    7 years ago

    Douche question.

  • 6

    Dylan

    8 years ago

    An baby otter would grow up ..

  • 6

    Ikyra

    8 years ago

    I would be a Ms. Harry Potter

  • 5

    Brdie

    8 years ago

    "Owl! Send to jenny the picture of my d**k"!.... A cooler way of Text Msg

    • 2

      adrian

      4 years ago

      but on the downside it could be shot down.

  • 4

    updawg22

    4 years ago

    HOGWARTZ TIME!!!!

  • 4

    Sharktoothy123

    7 years ago

    "Yo dudes, lets send a dumb message to Harry Potter!" "............. Wat?"

  • 4

    Lucymaddy

    7 years ago

    I want Hedwig :3

  • 4

    pennstatepeccary

    7 years ago

    id name him bloodwing

  • 3

    Blerbls gaming

    4 years ago

    Can I also have a broom stick and a wand along with a invitation to hogwarts?

  • 3

    applebro

    4 years ago

    HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY,LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO HOGWARTS BECAUSE THERE'S MY MESSENGER OWL HEDWIG JR. YEAH HERE WE GO ON THE HOGWARTS EXSPESS TO KINGSCROSS STATION!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

  • 3

    Sally Looms

    4 years ago

    Harry potter!

  • 3

    JonasMendrina

    4 years ago

    I would call it Hedwig!

  • 3

    ThegirlonFIRE

    4 years ago

    My own hedwig!

  • 3

    ZHANE is INSANE

    4 years ago

    Harry Potter confirmed

  • 3

    Nicole Telford

    7 years ago

    One step closer to becoming Harry Potter

  • 3

    Hiphopopatomus

    7 years ago

    MAJOR chick magnet!

  • 3

    Stachouse20

    7 years ago

    who the hell would actually use an owl.

  • 3

    Connor

    7 years ago

    damn thats a hard one. i want both. but otters are just too cute.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      As much as I don't care for looks, I prefer owls over otters. And at least the owl can be useful.

  • 3

    Franjo

    8 years ago

    So cute

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Yuk. Only one trait as an excuse to love something. So one-dimensional...

  • 3

    Jordan Brooke Woodwo

    8 years ago

    i hate birds

  • 2

    Aaron

    3 years ago

    HEDIWIG ALL DA WAYYYYY

  • 2

    Fnma5678

    4 years ago

    I would never have to pay for shipping again.

  • 2

    Loomy Shirty

    5 years ago

    I'll just assume people have never seen an otter before

  • 2

    rainbowdash

    7 years ago

    Owlicious!!

  • 0

    Rays Robleh

    3 weeks ago

    Pfft. Only girls pick baby otters! Like bloodyknives for example!

  • 0

    GRADER 212

    1 month ago

    use email for messegess

  • 1

    Max

    2 years ago

    im going to become harry potter

  • 1

    Alan

    3 years ago

    Cant you just text someone?

  • 1

    (insert dank meme here)

    3 years ago

    W8 HEDWIG DIED

  • 1

    JamZHate

    3 years ago

    HEGWIG! i would yell

  • 1

    BleepBloop

    3 years ago

    Let's be honest all the Harry Potter fans picked red. Including me.

  • 1

    Garrett Reider

    3 years ago

    I COULD BE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Rublox8

    3 years ago

    Definitely Harry Potter style

  • 1

    PyrusDragonoidKuso

    3 years ago

    a messenger owl because..................................................................... HEDWIG!

  • 1

    Ben L. Davis

    3 years ago

    HARRY POTTER! read it and you will understand.

  • 1

    FIrelord091

    3 years ago

    Frickin Harry Potter for da Win

  • 1

    Sebastian

    3 years ago

    definitely one of the hardest decisions in this website I have ever made.

  • 1

    Doomwood

    3 years ago

    I would be like Harry Potter

  • 1

    the operator

    3 years ago

    I would use it to send random people letter telling him they are selected to be in hog warts

  • 1

    Gregg

    3 years ago

    my owl would be wonderful

  • 1

    Yuno Gasai

    3 years ago

    harry potter in this piece

  • 1

    Ben L. Davis

    4 years ago

    Just not Ron's owl

  • 1

    Avril324

    4 years ago

    HOO-DINI

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