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Would you rather, would you rather...

48% be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain

52% go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off

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Be chased by 100 rabid squirrels through a flat, open plain
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Go down a 200 ft slide completely made out of ice head first with your shirt off

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  • 173

    Jojo Rwar

    5 years ago

    If i slid down, i'd lose my boobs. D:

    • 54

      Lera Vzdorov

      5 years ago

      you could wear a really thick push up bra and don't feel a thing :D

    • 117

      publicmasturbator123

      5 years ago

      just put a toboggan under you, never said anything about having PROTECTION

    • 13

      Mesheck Morris

      4 years ago

      lololololololololololololololololololollolollololololololololoololololololol

    • 15

      Micah.M

      4 years ago

      put a snow board under You

    • 8

      Einar Júlíus Ólafarson

      4 years ago

      but he did not say anything about what is at the bottom

    • 3

      tuppenycrane

      4 years ago

      refreshing!

    • 14

      Andrew

      4 years ago

      Go on your back

    • 23

      JellyPuddle

      4 years ago

      Outrun the squirrels. Humans are actually designed to do this and a human can run for at least 5 hours. also it doesn't say how far away you are from the squirrels

    • 0

      Lexxiee

      4 years ago

      So...rabbies :D?

    • 6

      jaml96

      4 years ago

      (i pressed the wrong one) NOBODY TOLD ME I COULDNT USE A CHAINSAW! VROOM VROOM!

    • 6

      Tamlen

      3 years ago

      Didn't say whether you had a gun or not.. (Yes, I know it's a stretch, but I'd probably die either way.)

    • 7

      Epicness

      3 years ago

      No one said anything about you not using a SLED, i win :3

    • 0

      Epicness

      3 years ago

      @jaml, when i was reading your comment i heard a vroom vroom sound like a chainsaw, turns out it was just my dad snoring o.o

    • 0

      ajay

      3 years ago

      kjkjkjkkhkjk2532 1 1 132

    • 4

      #Asha

      3 years ago

      It said completely topless.....who wants to do that?

    • 2

      Helen "KushMaster" Keller

      3 years ago

      The squirrels are gonna be fast as fuck and if you get bitten you get rabbies

    • 6

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      You can slide on a toboggan made of pure warmth and joy onto a field of pillows and giant breakfasts.

    • 4

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      ^This made my choice for me^

    • 0

      BackwordsTalk

      2 years ago

      XDDDD

    • 0

      tyranosaurusR3kt

      2 years ago

      correct. i am a woman...T REX.

    • 3

      TheDoctorTARDIS

      2 years ago

      200ft is like 60m. Hardly anything.

    • 1

      Gracedatrumpetplayer

      2 years ago

      girl probz

    • 1

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      2 years ago

      It didn't specify weither the slide is rough or smooth. Neither did it specify weitheslide on you back or on your chest. If you slide head first on a smooth icy slide on your back. Then no, you wouldn't loose your boobs. You'll just get frostbite.

    • 2

      Scootastic XD

      2 years ago

      On your back or chest? I would say back then. :3

    • 3

      *Savage* don't forget it

      1 year ago

      the squirrels are coming lock the doors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • 1

      Phrank TheeXtreem

      1 year ago

      OH NO! *STABS ARM WITH A RABIES SHOT* THAT'S BETTER, YO

    • 0

      Eetu

      1 year ago

      Well nobody said you couldn't slide on your back and where would you land after the slide... Slide on your back into a swimming pool?

    • 1

      AveEve

      1 year ago

      Same here sista

    • 1

      AidGel

      1 year ago

      yeah

    • 0

      TheMuscialTulip3

      1 year ago

      Same here!

    • 0

      Rain Russell

      1 year ago

      you could slide down on a sled? it dosn't have specifics

    • 0

      Keelan barron

      1 year ago

      to jojo rwar: THAT......is the best thing ever!

    • 0

      Avesta

      1 year ago

      Wow, Go to school

    • 0

      QuanDuck

      1 year ago

      Although i will miss my nipples... I don't want the rabbits to eat my carrot.

    • 0

      Elizabeth Rosado

      1 year ago

      It said head first, who said you had to have your. Chest down? You can have back Down with head still first

    • 0

      nope

      1 year ago

      A: Small rodents (such as squirrels, rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, and chipmunks, ) and lagomorphs (such as rabbits and hares) are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to cause rabies among humans in the United States. BOOM!

    • 0

      nope

      1 year ago

      A: Small rodents (such as squirrels, rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, and chipmunks, ) and lagomorphs (such as rabbits and hares) are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to cause rabies among humans in the United States. try to beat that

    • 0

      nope

      1 year ago

      wait i said the same thing twice wopse

    • 0

      Akcad

      1 year ago

      ouch that'll hurt for every girl ;-;

    • 0

      WhyDoYouCare

      1 year ago

      TMI. No one needs to know about what's under your shirt

    • 0

      Grace

      1 year ago

      OMG iT didnt say how steep THE slide was

    • 0

      BrownieCakes

      1 year ago

      I have beef with squirrels... time to settle the score.

    • 0

      CandlerWKD

      1 year ago

      & it never said anything about going CHEST-UP!

    • 0

      Logan Blaziken

      1 year ago

      ill give u something 4 ur boobs

    • 0

      rebecca

      1 year ago

      ummmm okk....... LOL

    • 0

      Aram

      1 year ago

      I'm a boy, so haha.

    • 0

      charlie nicholson

      1 year ago

      LOL WTF

    • 0

      duskpede

      1 year ago

      they didnt say you had to slide down

    • 0

      kate

      1 year ago

      but you can go backwards

    • 1

      Will

      1 year ago

      Okay, the squirrels are a mile away.

    • 0

      Damon

      9 months ago

      my body would have the toned and tough look

    • 0

      Asianasianasianasian

      8 months ago

      fast as f*** boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    • 0

      Smiley92402

      6 months ago

      Well it only said with your shirt off. As a girl, you could just wear a bra.

    • 0

      Sparten1589

      4 months ago

      Just slide on your back, your still head first, shirtless, or put something under you.

    • 0

      cool

      2 months ago

      lol

    • 0

      cool

      2 months ago

      lol

    • 0

      Dr. Screw it

      1 month ago

      i have a gun

  • 35

    Brandon

    5 years ago

    Rbid squirrels are most likely going to kill you. A quick slide with out a shirt will at most just give you frostbite. I live in Minnesota, and I've personally gone sliding down hills covered in slick ice with nothing but a t-shirt -_-..

    • 67

      Nick

      5 years ago

      they only wanted my nuts!

    • 67

      Elliott

      5 years ago

      Your skin would be ripped clean off. The friction is unbelievable.

    • 47

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      It only says with your shirt off. It doesn't say anything about mittens or trousers. So what happens is, you prop yourself up on hands and knees while sliding.

    • 10

      DoctorMattTennant

      5 years ago

      200 feet is not a short slide.

    • 13

      jakeb27

      5 years ago

      Or get a sled.

    • 23

      EdwardNigma

      5 years ago

      Frost bite can fucking kill you genius.

    • 6

      Cthulhu

      5 years ago

      It also doesn't indicate the angle of the slide. If it's shallow enough, you're not going to go fast enough to rip your skin off.

    • 12

      Ben Westmore

      5 years ago

      if the ice is wet it wouldn't

    • 5

      LeBatman

      5 years ago

      The friction would create heat which would melt the ice and send you down faster.

    • 7

      Jerrod

      5 years ago

      I think a lot of people are thinking of ice as it is when you lick a pole. i'm thinking of the kind of ice you have to walk on on your way to school in the morning.

    • 2

      DrCrazyFishMan1

      5 years ago

      you won't get frostbite...

    • 1

      CaKeS

      5 years ago

      Take your shirt off next time and see how it feels

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      4 years ago

      unless you outrun them in a vehicle

    • 0

      mimcallard

      4 years ago

      Until your nips are cut off

    • 6

      Nic Feild

      4 years ago

      You must not realize what sliding on ice with bare skin is like. A few feet leave bad burns and cuts, I can't imagine what 200 feet of ice would do. GAH. Pain monster to the max.

    • 10

      Viidakun Uka

      4 years ago

      Jackets exist...

    • 1

      Fus-Ro-Dah

      4 years ago

      they wouldn't kill me. I'd just turn around and introduce myself :D

    • 1

      #Asha

      3 years ago

      Never said how far away you were from the squirrels and how fast they could run.

    • 1

      dat name

      3 years ago

      Dindt say you where chased by 100 squirells on a painting

    • 0

      omgwtfbbq

      3 years ago

      Even though I chose that too wouldn't a person sliding down the ice create enough friction to peel your whole chest off

    • 0

      Common Sense

      2 years ago

      Get a sled....

    • 0

      Common Sense

      2 years ago

      Get a sled....

    • 0

      babypounder 33

      2 years ago

      Are you dumb?

    • 2

      Joel

      2 years ago

      I live in Australia and ive never seen snow

    • 1

      Kloner22

      2 years ago

      I've slid down hills of ice with nothing but a t-shirt on. It hurts like hell. But I'd still take it over being eaten by a bunch of squirrels.

    • 2

      snowman

      1 year ago

      But it says shirt off

    • 0

      nope

      1 year ago

      rabid squirrels can not exist google it

    • 0

      HaXalicious

      1 year ago

      i live in MN too its ass-freezing cold in the winter and roasting hot in the summer

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      10 months ago

      Elliot, the slide could be perfectly smooth and be covered in lubricating water

  • 11

    LOOPHOLES

    5 years ago

    Just wear a coat, coats aren't shirts.

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      and the slide would be vertical as fuck :D

  • 9

    horsedickdotmpeg

    5 years ago

    I'll go down like a boss, most epic fight in history!

  • 8

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    Never says that the squirrels won't eventually get tired and give up.

    • 9

      Ondřej Netík

      5 years ago

      Most likely you will get tired and give up.

    • 2

      NeonSoundwave

      5 years ago

      Car. Simple.

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      10 months ago

      you should've done your research because rabid animals DO NOT GIVE UP. they will chase you for miles and rip you to shreds. a rabid raccoon got hit with a metal pipe and even though its snout had been completely destroyed it still tried to attack and didn't seem to mind. you would stand no chance

  • 7

    Harlamarl

    5 years ago

    my nipples are gonna get stuck to the slide

  • 7

    Shrapnel

    5 years ago

    If I'm going down, I'm taking every single one of them down with me.

  • 7

    Sandypengu

    5 years ago

    I'm a girl so it could be awkward but David squirrels, man that sucks!

    • 5

      Sandypengu

      5 years ago

      I never typed david! Stupid auto correct!

    • 32

      Christian

      5 years ago

      Fucking David and his rabid squirrels. I hate that guy.

  • 6

    Tom

    5 years ago

    Challenge accepted. Release the squirrels.

  • 6

    5 years ago

    Sounds fun...

  • 4

    Eliot

    5 years ago

    It never said you were going down the ice really fast

  • 3

    Brandon Lias-Lewis

    3 years ago

    Ya......... Id like to keep my skin

  • 3

    WillTay

    4 years ago

    Squirrels are fucking fast man

    • 1

      Foxyvsfreddy

      8 months ago

      So are trucks. Just get in a truck, and run them over, lol

  • 3

    buck PhD.

    4 years ago

    Gotta admit it would be a pretty epic scene

  • 3

    Daniel Huerta Jr.

    5 years ago

    I choose ice since i could just shift from sleding to tumbling so i'd only end up with bruises

  • 0

    TARGETTHEHIT

    1 day ago

    The slide sounds fun

  • 1

    Foureyes44

    4 months ago

    Rick and Morty style.

  • 1

    LiamTheBoss7

    4 months ago

    Machine gun to kill the squirrels

  • 2

    Angelo García

    4 years ago

    I reads it as Ice Cream DX

    • 1

      CellGirl

      4 years ago

      Ooh! That sounds neat! Hot fudge sundae slide!

  • 2

    PurplePopsicle

    5 years ago

    Land mine, and a heavy machine gun... easy

  • 2

    Cedric

    5 years ago

    If you're fast enough, you won't even get attacked by the squirrels, but sliding down the ice is a guarantee pain

  • 0

    jamin

    2 weeks ago

    me no get rabies

  • 0

    Golden-Sparkles

    3 weeks ago

    Who said you can't be chased by rabid squirrels in a car?

  • 0

    qrystal.milk

    3 weeks ago

    never said i couldn't have a snowboard under me or something

  • 0

    joe

    4 weeks ago

    100 squirles punt that shit

  • 1

    Sayul

    11 months ago

    I could give myself a vaccine.

  • 1

    maxine

    1 year ago

    doesn't say how steep. it could be sliding flat with a SWEATER or COAT

  • 1

    DNSL

    1 year ago

    BOTH WOULD RIP YOUR SKIN OF THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE!!!

  • 1

    qwerty

    1 year ago

    they both sound fun

  • 1

    Ari-Markus Kurvinen

    1 year ago

    It didnt say that they want to kill me... Maybe they just want a hug :D

  • 1

    nope

    1 year ago

    loophole found: A: Small rodents (such as squirrels, rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, gerbils, and chipmunks, ) and lagomorphs (such as rabbits and hares) are almost never found to be infected with rabies and have not been known to cause rabies among humans in the United States.

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      ur from america ur not human

    • 0

      Alex

      1 year ago

      also it says they hv rabies and r chasing u so

  • 0

    Edward and Kasani

    1 month ago

    Didn't say T-Shirt.

  • 1

    Jakkivory

    2 years ago

    i bought a jeep...wait....sh*t i sold it...i don't have my license to begin with XD

  • 1

    ILiekTurtlez

    2 years ago

    Didn't say anything about face-masks or coats.

  • 1

    lordscourge

    2 years ago

    my nips will become a shield :I

  • 1

    Mexicanbadass

    2 years ago

    It never says how far you have to run....FOREVER!?!?!?!? At least there is a end with the slide.

  • 1

    Lui Calibre

    2 years ago

    They don't have rabies I'm good

  • 0

    BiscuitsOplenty

    1 month ago

    How long would the squirrels chase me?

  • 1

    the flying rabbi

    3 years ago

    Rabid squirrels have difficulties moving

  • 1

    loading....

    3 years ago

    Without a shirt... Jumper it is then

  • 1

    loading....

    3 years ago

    Without a shirt... Jumper it is then

  • 1

    loading....

    3 years ago

    Without a shirt... Jumper it is then

  • 1

    e_e

    3 years ago

    Run Forrest!

  • 1

    tate43k

    3 years ago

    But we on a slide bitches!!!!!!

  • 0

    Dominique9325

    1 month ago

    COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • 1

    Ian Moore

    4 years ago

    It would strip your skin

  • 1

    PROPanda13

    4 years ago

    Who ever said 'Nothing underneath you'? Loop-Hole. Found.

  • 1

    Dèath Thè Kìd

    4 years ago

    That would be so fun.

  • 1

    Nynrahman

    5 years ago

    Wheeeeeee

  • 1

    Orly?

    5 years ago

    ravies or being cold?

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