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45% Be the home maker

55% Be the bread winner

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Be the bread winner

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Either way your household is making enough money to be comfortable.

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  • 195

    Azer Faraclas

    8 years ago

    Bread tastes awesome.

    • 23

      Freq-Sho

      5 years ago

      my "kids" will be a Corgi, 2 other dogs, a few cats, and plants. So play with animals and gardening? yeah I can do that

    • 23

      Lord English

      5 years ago

      I'M A MAN!

    • 16

      SomeGuy

      4 years ago

      @Freq-Sho Your pets are cute, but they're not kids. Comparing the effort needed to take care of an animal with a roughly 10 year lifespan is offensive to parents that will bust their asses day in and day out for the rest of their lives to provide opportunities for their children.

    • 1

      97ajf

      4 years ago

      Fuck yes it does

    • 10

      MrPwnage

      4 years ago

      "Honey Im Home"

    • 4

      Daniel

      4 years ago

    • 5

      thagamerfan

      4 years ago

      and houses taste awfull

    • 2

      Saphine

      4 years ago

      @SomeGuy I don't want to argue or anything, but I just want to point out that I would probably have a couple macaws, which are eternal 5 year olds (for like 80 years). Although I do understand what you're tying to sa. At least macaws don't need to go to college!

    • 5

      Hero_Rareheart

      3 years ago

      There's a show in nickelodeon about duck breed winners I would love to be one of them!

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      @ Azer You made me pick red.

    • 4

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      sweet, I won a bread contest :)

    • 0

      ArcJas

      2 years ago

      Hell yeah

    • 0

      Chicknick

      2 years ago

      Yes

    • 0

      Isabel1880

      1 year ago

      Lol! Your so right!

    • 2

      Adrianna

      1 year ago

      tofu?

    • 1

      masterchiYt

      1 year ago

      your write brad is so good

    • 0

      FrozenOreo

      1 year ago

      This Question Is Just Asking Are You A Boy Or A Girl

    • 2

      Reshatina

      1 year ago

      All honestly, I think being the home maker has the ability to let you see your progress more than just making money. Plus, if you finish early, you can just do whatever instead if just sitting around waiting for the clock to turn.

    • 0

      Majority

      1 year ago

      So does houses

    • 1

      Amelietheduck

      1 year ago

      a duck who throws bread at people, sounds like my kind of job

    • 0

      yo fat mother

      1 year ago

      bread is what makes the world go round

    • 0

      iKlepsy

      1 year ago

      if its like a family money maker than yes

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      1 year ago

      bread

    • 0

      Hello

      1 year ago

      Have you seen the show...

    • 0

      SantiAcc

      1 year ago

      Yep!

    • 0

      Nathan

      10 months ago

      AGREED

    • 0

      littleyoman

      10 months ago

      a bread winner is someone who earns money to support a family not someone who makes bread lmao

    • 0

      mmmh

      3 months ago

      @Lord English Seccism

  • 31

    Edin Šumar

    5 years ago

    Fuck the gender binary.

  • 15

    Rowan93

    5 years ago

    I picked "home maker". By which I mean, I'll build the house.

  • 14

    Metric

    5 years ago

    You mean the home chill and doing nothing-er. The video games all day-er. The maid hire-r.

  • 13

    lexi

    5 years ago

    call me a product of a patriarchal society but as bad as it sounds i dont really think i would want to be with a man who was the homemaker (no disrepect to those who live like this it just isnt for me)

    • 27

      Lexi

      5 years ago

      Well this is awkward...

    • 4

      lexi

      5 years ago

      HAHAHAHA sorry, but I found that really funny, Hi me who doesnt agree

    • 1

      Lexie

      1 year ago

      Darn me having the uncommon spelling of my name. This could be a really cool moment without my e at the end.

    • 1

      Foxcheetah

      11 months ago

      Hey, your choice bro. To each their own :)

  • 10

    Pass673

    5 years ago

    i like bread

  • 8

    Sean Maher

    4 years ago

    I'm fine with being in touch with my feminine side. I'm not gay or bisexual. I just don't like being told that I need to act like a hyper-masculine douchebag.

    • 1

      Jocelyn Orellana

      3 years ago

      High five for you, good sir!

    • 1

      Nicholas

      1 year ago

      The fuck does that have to do with being the bread winner?

    • 1

      Foxcheetah

      11 months ago

      I KNOW RIGHT?! It seems like today, girls being feminine is a crime and guys being masculine is also a crime. And the real irony of it all is that we're trying to fight for equality by forcing people to act differently than they want to. *Slow claps* Well done, 2016

  • 7

    AghhhShit

    5 years ago

    I wear the pants.

    • 6

      Ruxin

      4 years ago

      So do I. But they would be pajama pants while I sit at home laughing about the fact that you chose to go to work instead of sitting at home doing laundry like, once every few hours and watching Maury.

  • 6

    BunnyBunnyBunny

    5 years ago

    I want to come home to my wife making me cookies in nothing but an apron. This has been my dream since I was seven

  • 5

    YoungK83

    4 years ago

    I am a man.

    • 0

      Fabrizio

      1 year ago

      You are either making a point that your gender decides your option or giving the world the most useless bit of news it has ever heard.

    • 0

      Nicholas

      1 year ago

      No one cares.

  • 4

    RH Stealth

    4 years ago

    Me and my partner will both bring in money and do housework because EQUALITYYYYYYYY

  • 4

    Marcus Panico

    5 years ago

    I'm a dude, but cooking and cleaning is less of a bitch than working. In my opinion whatever's easier, as long as I've got a fine wife.

    • 0

      Fabrizio

      1 year ago

      As grateful as we all are to hear that you're a male, which was honestly impossible to infer based on your picture, its refreshing to hear that there are still lazy males out there that have no clue what its like to be a homemaker and can maintain their shallowness at the same time. You are a diamond in the rough.

  • 3

    abcpo55

    5 years ago

    Why would you want to go through schooling just to be a bloody homemaker? Go back to medieval times if that's you plan!

  • 3

    Chrissy Melody Chime

    5 years ago

    If I fuck up and lose my job, I put everyone at risk. I can't handle that kind of potential disaster.

  • 2

    Harry

    1 year ago

    I don't know what either of these mean, but I wanna make some homes.

  • 0

    millie

    1 week ago

    i dont understand this question

  • 0

    Bridget

    1 week ago

    i hate working and housework is easy XD

  • 2

    TheBeast14

    5 years ago

    Build a house or win a loaf of bread, what sounds more exciting?

  • 2

    Ryan Ferris

    5 years ago

    Money money money money... MONEY !

    • 4

      Kris

      5 years ago

      Money money money... Must be funny... In a rich man's world.

  • 2

    Jizzwold

    5 years ago

    I'm lazy. I refuse to have children so it'd be pretty easy.

  • 2

    MIJ

    5 years ago

    Crap, chose the wrong one

  • 2

    AlexB8

    6 years ago

    agree

  • 0

    Sky

    2 weeks ago

    IDK WHAT EITHER OF THESE ARE! I'M SO CONFUSED!! D:

  • 1

    Talia

    1 year ago

    Why would I wanna work with people??

  • 1

    JSR360

    1 year ago

    Homer: Mmmm....... Bread.

  • 1

    HazardousInferno

    1 year ago

    I wanna be a duck that throws bread at people. XD (The reference being a show called Breadwinners on Nickelodeon)

  • 1

    Curtis Karpe

    1 year ago

    yeah ride in a rocket van!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    shane

    1 year ago

    ,nbvfgdf

  • 0

    kow_dude

    1 month ago

    bread!!!!!

  • 1

    Hippocrite

    2 years ago

    This poll should say: "Are you male or female?"

  • 1

    STEFFANlE

    3 years ago

    Not paying for my study to sit at home

  • 1

    Adam

    4 years ago

    MEN

  • 1

    Aloerca

    5 years ago

    Pssh, I'd rather be in the real world then stuck in a house with some whiny kids.

  • 1

    KirstyG93

    5 years ago

    COME AT MEH FEMINISTS!

  • 1

    sonicscrewup

    5 years ago

    What about being the breadmaker? I don't want kids, and housework is tedious as all hell, so there's not much home-making to do except for your basic tidy-up-a-bit and cook dinner (and I like cooking anyway). I want independence, not to be kept.

  • 1

    asneakyfatcat

    5 years ago

    profit

  • 0

    AlphaGodith

    3 months ago

    i can't work because of disabilities and i hate it. my husband is better at home stuff than i am anyway. gods i hope i can work one day.

  • 0

    CastorDarkHeart

    3 months ago

    Never said I couldn't still do a job from home and make money on the side. Being a bread winner just means you're the one of the couple who makes the most money out of the two of you and offers the most support.

  • 0

    TheElderBuffalo

    3 months ago

    I MAKE THE HOMES!

  • 0

    Rick21doller

    3 months ago

    That's basicly my mom and dad

  • 0

    wowee

    4 months ago

    I ain't wanna mess with no kids, f that.

  • 0

    FrossFairyEmpire

    4 months ago

    Being the home maker is a bigger job than you may think it is. Especially knowing without your loved one by your side, where would you be? So you need to make sure your loved one is happy as well and I am all in for that.

  • 0

    Chris

    4 months ago

    Bread is healthy for you faces

  • 0

    Baki Amant

    5 months ago

    bredwinrz is sutch a good show, i luv it

  • 0

    i dont know

    7 months ago

    ITS YOUR DUTY AS A BREAD WIINEEEERR

  • 0

    apple

    7 months ago

    i chose be a bread winner

  • 0

    RatherWinner

    8 months ago

    So that's what I chose

  • 0

    RatherWinner

    8 months ago

    I created the breadwinners

  • 0

    Dirty Dan

    8 months ago

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  • 0

    bubble balls

    8 months ago

    bread winner all the way man win money for my family dude that sick the good kinda sick

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