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If you had a machete, would you rather...

59% amputate the feet of two friends

41% amputate one of your own feet

If you had a machete, would you rather...

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Amputate the feet of two friends
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459,221 disagree
Amputate one of your own feet

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  • 259

    Josh Francois

    7 years ago

    They don't have to be close friends... D:

    • 141

      SeaBass

      7 years ago

      What if I just do it to two paralyzed friends ;)

    • 25

      Conrad

      7 years ago

      it doesnt specifie anything about the friends lol im friends with animals come here my little puppy wuppy also hes got 4 feet so only one pet is amputated

    • 7

      Dominic

      7 years ago

      i dont have any not close friends...or paralyzed friends...i do have two dogs though! and a cat...bye bye kitty! :P didnt think about the pets before i voted!

    • 6

      i heart chainsaw

      7 years ago

      After marathoning the saw movie I wana know if i could

    • 5

      mikey77

      7 years ago

      do they have to be real friends if not id be a fake friend to a dickbag and get their feet if it had to be a real friend id do it to the worst friend

    • 1

      Niker107

      6 years ago

      I could've said that I'm honest and I wouldn't do that to innocent people but yeah... I'm not that good, I'd like my own feet. :(

    • 11

      Mike

      6 years ago

      It didnt say the friend had to be a human or alive, either.

    • 2

      Wopper

      6 years ago

      good point

    • 4

      Lynnaya Hamby

      6 years ago

      @Conrad YOU SICKO!

    • 1

      Amira

      6 years ago

      They'll get over it... Or just get new friends

    • 0

      likethebaus

      6 years ago

      Yeah "friends"

    • 1

      Hoogleman

      6 years ago

      It doesn't say they have to be your friends.

    • 0

      Hjortur

      5 years ago

      they wouldn't have good use of them anyways

    • 0

      Yevrah6

      5 years ago

      Can we choose the friends?

    • 0

      arvohs

      5 years ago

      I will do it to my dead friends

    • 0

      arvohs

      5 years ago

      I will do it to my dead friends

    • 0

      arvohs

      5 years ago

      I will do it to my dead friends

    • 1

      Evalgra

      4 years ago

      @arvohs How many dead friends do you have for you to repeat yourself twice?

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseRed

      4 years ago

      @arvhos yeah i think we heard you the first fucking time

    • 1

      IAlwaseChooseRed

      4 years ago

      @arvhos yeah i think we heard you the first fucking time

    • 2

      Justin

      4 years ago

      I said my own feet because of the technology in the modern era. I can get an artificial foot attached to my leg. :D

    • 0

      Predator

      3 years ago

      Theydont have to be friends then my gf cheated on

    • 0

      Predator

      3 years ago

      that*

    • 0

      Logan

      3 years ago

      ill just get my least closest friends

    • 3

      ZJBlah

      3 years ago

      Imaginary friends!

    • 0

      linkguy3305

      3 years ago

      true

    • 0

      Foxpower93

      3 years ago

      they are still your friends!!!

    • 2

      Shadowofdestruction

      3 years ago

      Urm I found a loophole what if ur friends are Computers

    • 1

      Ace

      3 years ago

      I so want to torture all the people who picked red by making them chose to cut off there own feet or their friends in a real life situation.

    • 1

      Amelietheduck

      3 years ago

      i have a couple imaginary friends

    • 0

      Michael

      3 years ago

      I can just find some people I hate then become friends with them so their feet are amputated.

    • 1

      james

      3 years ago

      what if you have no friends? LOOPHOLE FOUND!

    • 2

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      If I were forced to amputate the feet of two of my friends, or any innocent person with healthy feet, I'd feel like BOTH of my feet had been amputated! I'd NEVER be able to do that!

    • 0

      Gurmalll

      2 years ago

      I could make a badass story about my cool prosthetic foot like: I was exploring this swamp right. So this big alligator came out of nowhere and bit my boat. But it didnt just bite the boat it bit off my foot. So i sliced its gut open and pulled my foot out its belly.(Places amputated foof on table) Thats why i dont feel pain when yall drop stuff on my left shoe.

    • 0

      Tomas

      2 years ago

      yeah

    • 0

      Jonathan

      2 years ago

      you guys are monsters! just thinking about cutting off any of my pets legs is so messed up. their crys would be too much for me to handle. cute little guys

    • 0

      powershovel

      2 years ago

      I was talking to my friend when I answered this and I told him let me cut your feet of real quick

    • 0

      alex

      2 years ago

      DOI DOI DOI DOI DOI

    • 1

      QuickEnderkiller1902 TV

      1 year ago

      me too

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Wait shit red is a fantastic excuse for using a wheelchair and being real fucking lazy the rest of my life

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Phew that's more like it

    • 0

      IamAWESOME

      1 year ago

      Never says they have to be alive :)

  • 55

    Charlotte

    7 years ago

    Amputate their feet. It's not like they can chase after me and extract revenge...

    • 10

      TehOhnlyGrizz

      7 years ago

      lol

    • 4

      Jerry Jerryson

      7 years ago

      Fact

    • 0

      Predator

      3 years ago

      ^i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • 0

      Evalgra

      1 year ago

      Wow you're a dick lmao

  • 34

    Scoccacola

    7 years ago

    I'm shocked by the majority of the answers...

    • 24

      JackTheJot

      7 years ago

      Why would you give up your foot?

    • 5

      Kendall Walls

      7 years ago

      Could be facebook close friends (which if you're me means you'd be happy to do it to some of them)

    • 9

      Freq-Sho

      7 years ago

      Ever been to America? You really shouldn't be. Friends come and go but my feet stay eternal. Get it?

    • 1

      Gabora

      7 years ago

      Have you seen saw, nigga?

    • 0

      theTexan

      7 years ago

      I don't like most of my friends anyways.

    • 0

      Xidas

      7 years ago

      It's every man for himself. I'm not going to deliberately hurt myself.

    • 4

      pepito

      3 years ago

      I'll give anything to save my family/friends, I agree with you. Blue is for selfish people

  • 16

    Thomas

    7 years ago

    The fuck do I look like Jason vorhees

  • 13

    herpaderp

    7 years ago

    i would get an awesome full metal alchemist robotic foot

  • 8

    TimeArtist

    6 years ago

    I speak Chopnese mother fucker! >:D

  • 7

    cowsparks

    7 years ago

    60% of you guys are selfish!!

    • 1

      LuxNova

      7 years ago

      Most people are, yes.

    • 0

      PorkythePig29

      3 years ago

      Well in a situation of amputating your own foot off yes, I would think the majority would be selfish. Plus, it never specifically said what kind of friend. you don't have to be close friends with them or actually know them at all (facebook friends)

    • 1

      Pixy

      3 years ago

      I would much rather do that to myself than to two of my friends. I mean my actual friends, no freaking way.

    • 0

      Jack3045

      4 months ago

      And here comes the internet hero ready to sacrifice themselves at all times

  • 6

    derpologist

    7 years ago

    Friends are eseir to make than feet.

  • 5

    Sgt_Sushi

    7 years ago

    what can I say, Im a selfish bastard.

  • 4

    shittycats

    7 years ago

    Meow

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    7 years ago

    doesn't say that the "friends" in question are people that you like

    • 1

      T.P.N

      6 years ago

      in that case i need friends first ._.

  • 4

    kokodilla

    7 years ago

    my aunt can't walk or even stand up on her own I'm sure she wouldn't miss her feet

  • 3

    Mykaela

    5 years ago

    I will make friends with 2 random people, simple!

  • 3

    Smosh

    7 years ago

    Whoever likes me on YouTube agree to me!

    • 1

      HaileyBailey2024

      3 years ago

      OMG!!!!!!!!! PROVE YOU R ACTUALY SMOSH!!!!!!! BECAUSE IF YOU'RE AN IMITATION, I WILL TEAR YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF YOU BESIDES YOUR ASS!!!!!!!! P.S, yes I like you on YouTube.

    • 1

      HaileyBailey2024

      3 years ago

      OMG!!!!!!!ARE YOU DA REAL SMOSH!?!?!? CUZ IF YR NOT, I WILL TEAR YOU APART PEICE BY PIECE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT YOUR ASS!!!!!!!! P.S, aren't u 2 people? Shouldn't u say "us" instead of "me"? Unless you ain't da real Smosh!? :|

    • 0

      HaileyBailey2024

      3 years ago

      Hi

  • 1

    skrewIT

    3 months ago

    WHO ON EARTH GETS A MACHETE AND THE FIRST THING THEY THINK IS "HeY, wHy NoT cUt OfF sOmE fEeT?"

  • 2

    fxcool4

    6 years ago

    Solution: get 2 of your enimies and become friends with them, then amputate

  • 2

    Philip Qualmann

    6 years ago

    if you go by the philosophy that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" then if you were the president of the USA in wwII, you could amputate the feet off of joseph stalin.

  • 2

    Frolt

    6 years ago

    HARHAR. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!!!

    • 1

      T.P.N

      6 years ago

      neither do i... wait... damn

  • 2

    Natsumi

    6 years ago

    So if you had a machete and you have to either amputate the feet of two friends or one of your own feet ? which friends would you choose ?

  • 2

    Thomas Mol

    7 years ago

    *walks up to a pedophile in prison* You're now my friend!

  • 1

    Michael Cruz

    2 years ago

    You could get a prosthetic foot. I don't want to sound selfish but I don't want to cut of two people's feet and go to jail or a therapist. They might make me pay for another person's prosthetic

  • 1

    Allodoxaphobia

    2 years ago

    Peg leg.

  • 1

    Chemsik

    3 years ago

    I would rather keep my pets, then kill them. I'll make myself a Lego-leg.

  • 1

    Tiquono

    3 years ago

    One foot hopping ftw and besides you can sit in a wheelchair

  • 0

    WhyNotNat

    1 month ago

    Don't worry I don't have any friends :)

  • 1

    Tristan Albrecht

    3 years ago

    I would just call Justin Beiber and Miley cyrus my friends. I'm evil

  • 1

    Alite16

    3 years ago

    I have a lot of people who I hate who call me friends sooooooo.... :D

  • 1

    Fernando Acosta

    3 years ago

    I wouldn't wanna hurt my friends

  • 1

    MunchingFlamet

    3 years ago

    Those of you who would amputate your freind feet are horrible people

  • 1

    allison

    3 years ago

    LOL you selfish sons of bitches.60% rly!

  • 1

    owen

    3 years ago

    paralimics ere i come

  • 1

    Jessica

    3 years ago

    I am so selfish XD

  • 1

    firelord699

    3 years ago

    If I cut my own foot, I'm probably gonna do a really crappy job.

  • 1

    Lucas

    3 years ago

    61% of the people in this game/app are heartless

  • 1

    HaileyBailey2024

    3 years ago

    I can tell sooooooooooooo many reasons y this is da rite answer but I can sum it up with one simple sentence... I'm sorry but I would rather live!

  • 1

    HaileyBailey2024

    3 years ago

    Stupid question, pretty self-explanatory

  • 1

    trapgod

    5 years ago

    What are "friends"?

  • 1

    Mandies

    5 years ago

    Well...I'll get new friends. And we'll all go running.

  • 1

    BeanBuster

    6 years ago

    People who chose blue are selfish... Id rather take my own foot instead of my friends.

    • 1

      PorkythePig29

      3 years ago

      Doesn't have to be close friends or friends at all (facebook friends)...you could even hate some of the people that ur amputation

    • 0

      HaileyBailey2024

      3 years ago

      Yea! I'd rather live than die. And like Porky said, they don't have to be close friends. So... FUCK YOU BEANBUSTER!!!

  • 1

    tnykrsk

    6 years ago

    Do you guys realize that you would be cutting both feet of two friends so that is 4 ankles vs 1 you guys are crazy (:>_

  • 1

    McKenna T. Evens

    6 years ago

    I don't have friends. LOOPHOLE.

  • 1

    EvilLegitCat

    6 years ago

    Questions like these show how selfish and narcisistic most humans are.

  • 1

    Suumann Maria

    6 years ago

    What if i am a doctor and they H A V E to get their legs amputated?

  • 1

    BlvdBroken

    6 years ago

    im a runner so i need my feet

  • 1

    Eko_

    6 years ago

    Looks like you bitches be losing some feet!

  • 1

    TheBcoolGuy

    6 years ago

    What if you meet two new friends and just do this.

  • 1

    Nobody Home

    7 years ago

    And I'd enjoy every minute of it. :D

  • 1

    WouId You Rather

    7 years ago

    You Monsters!

  • 1

    Soared

    7 years ago

    Better them than me

  • 1

    Rasmus Österberg

    7 years ago

    What if I don't have friends?

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