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22% Glue your eyes shut with super glue

78% Spill hot glue over your naked lap

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Glue your eyes shut with super glue
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Spill hot glue over your naked lap

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  • 273

    Kyle

    7 years ago

    I picked the red one only because the word naked caught my eye.

    • 57

      Nathan Matthew Bosch

      7 years ago

      in this case its not the best choice sorry buddy

    • 37

      canthinkofname

      7 years ago

      I see what you did there..

    • 45

      Josh

      6 years ago

      As long as i dont spill it over my dick and/or balls im fine.

    • 31

      TaylorRosa

      6 years ago

      @Josh it's on your naked lap. I think it's going to get on your balls

    • 48

      wartpig

      6 years ago

      simple. let it dry. do not touch. then it flakes away. good luck opening your eyes without ripping your eyelids apart or waiting 2 weeks. red for sure. has nobody had a kinky hook up who uses wax? it dosent hurt that much and im sure wax is hotter

    • 0

      Glen Palmisano

      5 years ago

      Lol

    • 13

      Bradsta

      5 years ago

      @wartpig not so bright are you? Wax burns at around 75 degrees Celsius (167 Fahrenheit) and hot glue melts at around 190 degrees Celsius (374 degrees Fahrenheit), nothing like your 'kinky hook up'

    • 16

      Jonas

      5 years ago

      What if it isn't referring to the glue gun kind? And if so, it never stated exactly how hot it is. It could just be lukewarm Elmers glue. :D

    • 3

      Jacksepticeye

      3 years ago

      Just because you are naked?

    • 1

      zpain572

      3 years ago

      hot glue is superglue too...

    • 3

      Jacob

      3 years ago

      I have accidentally spilled hot glue on my lap, it didn't hurt me and I didn't notice it for 3 minutes until my teacher pointed it out.

    • 1

      NiksTheGamer1

      3 years ago

      i dont want to become the next victim of superglue blindness

    • 4

      Trenton Worthy

      3 years ago

      I'd rather be blind than burn my balls and lose the ability to reproduce.

    • 2

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Kyle YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND.

    • 1

      PhoenixLord

      3 years ago

      @Jacob Were you naked though?

    • 0

      Anna

      3 years ago

      ez

    • 0

      jocelyn

      3 years ago

      I AGREE WHAT YOUR SAYING

    • 1

      TurbineRider445

      3 years ago

      I'm not spilling hot glue on my di*k.

    • 1

      WhyDoYouCare

      3 years ago

      Kyle you are disgusting and you should be in an enclosed mental facility

    • 3

      Tater Tot

      3 years ago

      It could just be a BIT warm. And it doesnt say its GLUE GUN glue! It could be like, elmers glue or something xD Also, it didnt say how much to spill. It could just be a literall DROP. :)

    • 1

      mee

      3 years ago

      never said anythan about how much glue was spilt

    • 1

      Awesome_Gamer

      2 years ago

      Would you rather have your eyes closed forever or burn your naked lap? I'd rather burn my naked lap.

    • 0

      Either.io

      2 years ago

      Also so I would never be blind

    • 0

      Inbread

      1 year ago

      One time pain or forever blind? Easy.

    • 0

      Donu

      9 months ago

      well it doesn't say liquid hot glue it could literally just be a warm stick of it that hasn't melted yet and what do we technically classify as hot? weather wise I'd say 70 degrees F so a 70 degree round stick of glue that would literally just roll off is preferred over either never seeing again or literally ripping your eyes apart trying to see again

    • 0

      preston

      6 months ago

      u are dirty minded

  • 51

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    Hotglue is a solid at room temp. and it doesn't stay hot/liquid long enough to spill. Would you rather glue your eye shut or drop some sticks on your lap?

    • 6

      Lawrence

      7 years ago

      Very true.

    • 7

      TaylorRosa

      6 years ago

      you appearently never spilt hot glue on yourself

    • 8

      FreezingFire

      6 years ago

      It doesn't hurt that much, a couple blisters maybe, but whos to say you aren't blind for eternity, or you rip your eyelids apart

    • 3

      Theorcofdead

      5 years ago

      he's talking about hotglue as the thing not as hot glue as in glue that is hot in temperature, technically he is completely right.

    • 0

      jesse

      3 years ago

      does not say how much hot glue

  • 22

    Demon1981

    7 years ago

    who knows it might feel good

    • 7

      TaylorRosa

      6 years ago

      It doesn't. Ever burn your self with one? I acidently touched my hand on it and it made my skin sizzle. It sounded like bacon.

    • 8

      Nerp

      6 years ago

      The glue is warm, it's would only hurt if the metal piece that melts the glue touched you.

    • 3

      HanakoFujijima

      6 years ago

      well that escalated quickly.

  • 19

    cerpintaxt

    7 years ago

    believe it or not your eyeball has incredible capabilities of resisting adhesives

    • 39

      Priscilla AirTight E

      7 years ago

      He said glue them shut, which means the eye is closed and the glue is on the lid keeping it that way.

    • 2

      Jason Chois

      1 year ago

      It is just too funny that you would rather have them glued shut with your eyes rather than your lap. Like Patrick Star ⭐️ would do lol

  • 12

    Coolkid1256

    7 years ago

    You would have to hold your eye open with one hand while supergluing with the other. Hard to do.

  • 10

    Mikaela

    7 years ago

    Someone I know did that..Wasn't as bad as having hot glue all over your lap. Just had to have her cornea scraped and wear an eye patch for a while. Excuse to dress like a pirate so bonus

  • 9

    Landorkus

    6 years ago

    Been there, done that.

  • 8

    nwbx

    6 years ago

    How do you spill hot glue? Agree if you think you can't spill hot glue.

  • 6

    Alex King

    7 years ago

    Be blind or have your penis bound to your body. hard choice.

  • 5

    SAUCY SCOTSMAN

    7 years ago

    Oh yeah, because 2nd degree burns on your private parts is no big deal...

  • 3

    Raymond

    7 years ago

    Why would you being using hot glue while naked anyway?

  • 3

    CaptnNorway

    7 years ago

    Haha, screw that. Back when I was 10-12 my class burned ourself on glueguns too see who could take more :P

  • 3

    maroni

    7 years ago

    It never says how much you spill...

  • 0

    WouldToTheRather

    4 days ago

    As long as it doesn't go on my dick and balls.

  • 2

    toastybunz

    6 years ago

    It's a funnier story to tell

  • 2

    alisox

    6 years ago

    I need a bikini wax anyway.

  • 2

    Violet Howard Vaugha

    7 years ago

    i don't have a penis so something tells me it wouldn't be so bad

    • 3

      some random guy

      6 years ago

      U could've just said u were a girl -___- now I have that picture in my head...

    • 2

      allan

      6 years ago

      the glue goes up ur vag.... think about it

  • 2

    Mossy

    7 years ago

    I'd rather burn my legs than be blind forever.

    • 0

      TheFarmer

      7 years ago

      Nothing is said about the duration of the eyes being glued shut...i really dont see how you interpreted it as forever because the alternative would then be "spill hot glue over your naked lap forever"

    • 3

      Mossy

      7 years ago

      Dude. It's fucking super glue. That shit ain't gonna come off any time soon.

    • 3

      TheFarmer

      7 years ago

      You ever heard of a debonder?

    • 6

      Mossy

      7 years ago

      ...Sure, go ahead and put debonder in your eyes. You'll end up blind either way.

    • 0

      sillexeminem55

      2 years ago

      mossy it wont just burn your legs it will burn you penis or vagina which ever one you have

  • 2

    jakeb27

    7 years ago

    It didn't say out of a glue gun. It could still be in stick form.

  • 1

    blank

    1 year ago

    Never specified amount of glue, and a lap can also mean a flap in a garment of clothing.

  • 0

    VulKus

    1 month ago

    No quantity is specified.

  • 0

    Elsamyqueen64

    1 month ago

    I chose Red cuz I like pain

  • 0

    IDoShiz

    1 month ago

    Both hurt,but hey,I still can see.

  • 1

    HazardousInferno

    3 years ago

    Who knows? While your eyes are glued shut, someone could spill hot glue on your lap by "accident" and still get away with it. If you chose blue, people can still do things to you.

  • 1

    Nathan

    3 years ago

    Lol fuck somebody when this happens so your dick is stuck in there ass and or pussy

  • 1

    CAiledroC

    5 years ago

    Extreme waxing. . .

  • 1

    kuku

    5 years ago

    I have spilled hot glue b4

  • 1

    Tara Carmichael

    5 years ago

    I have had that happen to me

  • 1

    Pakus

    5 years ago

    Is there not a spray or something out there that would soften super glue making it easier to remove? If not I regret my decision, but getting serious burns on my lap would be torture, especially since it will take you a while to remove it

  • 1

    Lianna Rai

    6 years ago

    Already did that

  • 1

    Clubman84

    6 years ago

    Why would you be gluing stuff while naked anyway?

  • 1

    allan

    6 years ago

    ive already done blue haha :p

  • 1

    Emily Cook

    6 years ago

    Tell me again why I was using the hot glue gun while naked...?

  • 1

    Angelo García

    6 years ago

    It'll heal

  • 1

    AmandaWhite

    7 years ago

    Well I keep myself shaved down below so it be easy to do

  • 1

    Dean Louis

    7 years ago

    Red..... Ur dick ganna melt :P

  • 0

    FemmiJane

    2 months ago

    Hot glue can solidify :)))

  • 1

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    What kind of sick fuck...

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    7 years ago

    no eyes. more painful

  • 0

    illuminatiConfirmed

    3 months ago

    Red definately. I rather have a messed up lap than be blind, until you rip your eyes open - which also messes up your eyelids, eyelashes, or even your pupil.

  • 0

    SomeD00D

    3 months ago

    Super glue wears off of skin enough in about 25-30 minutes if you keep it moist. A short dose of bad pain is better than a long dose of bad pain.

  • 0

    StarLord

    4 months ago

    Same with the private area idea

  • 0

    Jason

    4 months ago

    Can I drink the glue?

  • 0

    sans

    4 months ago

    I would rather have my eyes glued shut than pour hot glue on my dick

  • 0

    GKMarduk949

    5 months ago

    Yeah it doesn't expressly say it but the LOW melting temp for hot glue is around 240F or 120C. Second degree burns on the human body start at 111F to 124F or 44C to 51C. The edges of my eyelids are moist so I'm not counting on that glue sticking too long.

  • 0

    MaybeMaybeNot

    5 months ago

    there is cold hot glue take an L

  • 0

    xXxXxXx

    5 months ago

    One time my friend stuck her fingers together accidentally with gorilla blue xD

  • 0

    Line

    6 months ago

    The drop could be dime sized, so fuck it

  • 0

    preston

    6 months ago

    ur dirty minded

  • 0

    EnderKing67810

    7 months ago

    hot glue as a condom???

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