Sucks for you. Twice.
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luisaswim
I couldn't hurt my significant other in that way...I'd much rather be hurt than be the one doing the hurting.
StrongerTD
You're full of it
luisaswim
How could you stand to look the person you love in the face once you've cheated? Once you've betrayed their trust like that? I would kill myself before hurting someone that close to me. It's not like I'm worth much in the first place anyways. And congrats. That stung a lot.
Robbie Carrine
If they were willing to cheat on me, they shouldn't be hurt if the opposite happened. Besides, I'd never cheat. I'd break up with them first. Even breaking up with someone can cause pain. Neither of which are meant to hurt someone intentionally.
Shney
@robbie Choosing get caught cheating implies they weren't cheating and never would.
Natasha Cartmell
My sort-of partner cheats on me already and I've seen him do it. I'm not really that bothered though if he don't love me.
daisydog
i will feel my dad's pain at lest
IkilledKenny
Catch them... And then get caught.. WIN WIN!!
thisizjake
Deep.
Xenalith
If you are the good person, you know you would never cheat - catching your partner cheating simply tells you they are not the one for you, this is basically a benefit unlike 'you cheating' just lowers your own confidence and such.
AllieKat2000
@StrongerTD Why is luisaswim full of themself?
yaboyroy
Pussy
kangcool09
GUESS WHAT...IAM STILL THE FATHER BETCH WAIT UNTIL THAT HO OF YOURS HEARS DAT!
Tro11ster
it doesnt matter of you cheat or not if you cheat on loads of people at the same time I mean its been proven that most people are in relationships for the body of there loved one anyway
wellwouldya
if im cheating on the clearly i dont car for them that much. if they cheat on me i might have loved them and feel betrayed. idc if i get caught by someone i clearly dont care about
Guardian Seho
Mine would just laugh and ask how much I paid
SwiggitySwaggle
Same bruh same
mew2rules
it doesn't specify what you are cheating at. I might just be bad at poker
Efecan Duraçe
I am too much fragile and if I saw something like that I couls beat the ahit out of them both. So emotional pain vs physical pain...
WiFiwithPi
U could punch the other person in the face that would feel nice
elliesse
sounds like a lie but id be ok with it just talk about why try do better if its me and why hate them for one wrong thing (unless they did it to on purposly hurt you) when theyve done many right, its not like they stabbed you and left you to die that counts as hundreds of wrong
elliesse
also if you and the other person are flexible have a three way ;)
buttlaser
tape it send to its mother
Alex
you are full of it
Terry Day
Love is.made up
Gabe
bro I agree with you so much
Apples89
Hi I'm new do you know how long it takes for your questions to publish I've been waiting 18 hours
ThetaSigma
So you'd rather make that person go through what you don't want to? Either way, you'll look like an asshole.
Ian
if you don't want to hurt then whyd you choose red
pooky
i would punch her so hard the face i would fractur her skull
Goldy62
I would never cheat
The Jeffman
Both have happened to me, so it doesnt matter/
Ken Kaneki
You are quite bold to say that you care so much about the feelings of someone you dared to cheat on... if you get to this point i'd say that getting caught would be an inconvenience at worst, even advantageous in the right situation.
luisaswim
@Ken What? I wouldn't cheat on someone, that's the whole point and why I chose red. Put another way, I can forgive someone else but I'd never forgive myself. Therefore, I would rather be cheated on because you can't get caught cheating if you don't cheat.
Sly
I'm crying think about like this. Don't tell on them and no one is hurt
CommieSteve
That's why they cheated on you
luisaswim
Incorrect. Nothing you do can ever justify cheating. The fault of any cheating lies in the shoulders of the cheater and the cheater alone.
ixToxic
luisaswim gets it
Ben Parker
stop being a fag
Ben Parker
that wasn't me sorry about that comment
RedorBlueRyan
yeah
skyla
stp it
SpartanPlayz
KILL, KILL, KILL!!
Qewerka
I WOULD RATHER HURT SOMEONE THAN BEING HURT ^^^^^^
Wordflux10
I'm a good person.
Zombieslayrer
I'm a good person why would you hurt your partner
IceWarrior
why not choos a stupid and get a new one
wordpass
ur sum sappy bruh
Noob Gamer
Your Comment Made Me Cry
PrinceJerry
That's B.U.S.T.E.D you are busted.
Nathan
LOOOOOL
Jason Robinson
Guys it never said who caught you
[deleted]
ive been hurt before and it fuckin sucks. never again.
CANDY
I'd rather be doing the hurting so I can move on easily
Matraph
Plz cheat on me with another woman
danTRM
OK THIS CRAZY CAUGHT CHEATNG AND PARTNER CHEATING CRAZY STUFF DANTRM :)
[deleted]
If i saw my bitch fuckin another bitch i would just say "can i join?"
superbDOG46
All 3 will be hurt cuz ill punch them in the face.
Percy
snitches get sitches
Tavzz
true shit
knorknor136
lol 69 perent
Coaster Bot
I wouldn't even care.
Eleanor
Im single :P
Vetrix
Same man, I could never hurt them. It would kill me
Evalgra
This is one of those real questions
Ian
I'm so glad that someone thinks this way, my hope in humanity isn't lost
Dylan
I'm not that much of a dumb ass to hurt my partner
Cody
she will just join me
DiamondDemon
i dont class cheating bad
Christian
I picked random cause I don't care
oofles
i just don't want to be an asshole. If i hated them that much I'd break up with them, not cheat on them like a dumbass
Wouldyourrllytho
Touchy Touchy
Roo Bailey
I'd rather have a clear conscience knowing and know they were never the one for me - than cheat and discover later on I'd made a horrible mistake
Terry Day
@eddy thats not tru the guy could have known what they was doing
VisionaryTechnique
"Yeah your right, I FUCKED her, but I made LOVE to you" - That should patch things up.
Dajah
LMAOOO XD
Boomper
If my partner did that I would instantly forgive her.
CletusJenkins
No alimony payments.
rarity the unicorn
you dont need to be faithful when you got SWAG. just kidding, I hate people who use SWAG
Griffin
Well I just get double the sex
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
You seem to know a lot about the subject.
xXSalemXx901
Dude be nice for once for a while
BroPotato57
True
TheSwagSceptile
Rarity the unicorn, I’m standing right here
iloveglobes
If we are going to ban gays the right to marry because of the sanctity of marriage, then we should also ban celebrities from marrying.
Kendall Walls
or just make it harder to marry
Terry Day
Your statement makes no sense what so ever how does gays and celbrities relate what if they was gay and famous?
[deleted]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
T.P.N
Bow chika bow wow!
BMArider
She put a bag on my head
Pyrocynical
*Seinfield track plays*
Mikaela
I'd rather my partner be the cheating bastard than me..
Bailey C.
Cheating is going against my morals... so I'd rather catch that lying f**cker
MarkTheGr8
To me it sounds like pleasure or pain. I choose pleasure.
Jacob
I'd do the same, but I have a conscience. Red is like being betrayed by someone I love, blue means being betrayed by myself. Definitely more soul-destroying.
mike tyson
I change my answer cuz I love my girlfriend to death but I'm pretty sure she doesn't give a fuck about me so I think it would hurt her a whole lot less
[deleted]
Threesome?
Enigma
exactly
beachedteaspoon
polyamory. we'd make it work
GrimTacos
Lol, i just won't play board games anymore.
Shelia Horne
It would NEVER happen, but I'd rather be *caught* cheating, than go to jail for multiple murders. ;-P
wrathseed
The guilt would kill me
Dajah
Indeed. It does.
Cooney
What if you were both cheating?
Clara Urbahn
id get to go all ape on them
Kyle Bernstein
Doesnt matter, had sex
Mepper
Thank god its only talkibg about Poker.
TheRogueMan007
I can beat 'em afterwards
Eddy Martinez
If you are a boy/man don't get mad at the other boy/man because he was cheated on too so blame the girl/woman
Eddy Martinez
if you are a girl/women get mad with the boy/man because the other girl/woman was cheated on too blame the man
Eddy Martinez
I'm a man by the way
[deleted]
@Eddy Martinez I think we understand you are obviously a man. I've never met a woman named Eddy.
Morgan Marie
caught him already s0o been there, done that
XxduhitsemilyXx
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verynt
You broke the fucking page
Nick
Honey im ho- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?! *keeps having sex* SERIOUSLY WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL DOING THAT?!?! *keeps having sex* no but seriously why haven't you stopped *keeps having sex* you know what whatever im just going to ignore you *keeps having sex* * turns on tv* 5 hours later- are you guys still at it? * keeps having sex* 1 day later- umm are you guys ever gonna stop? *keeps having sex* 3 weeks later- seriously its been 3 weeks this whole room smells like jizz *keeps having sex* 10 years later- this is normal now *keeps having sex* 50 years later- and these two skeletons used to be people who had sex for too long they say you can still hear the moaning and orgasms
mightyXblue
IT DOESNT SAY WHAT UR CHEATING AT / WHO UR CHEATING ON SO U COULD BE CHEATING AT CRAZY 8s OR MONOPOLY
Austin Potter
Catches partner cheating... on COD READ THE RULES WIFE GAWD
Lindsey
I'd kill that mother fucker
Walrus
get caught cheating.. in a test?
Alex Janisse
I'm not a piece of shit so....
AtheistPanda
Has happened already in a past relationship so I know I can handle it and stay intact. Since I know how painful it can be when your partner is unfaithful, I probably would have a hard time thinking well of myself if I ever cheated. It would probably be harder for me to forgive myself than the other person to forgive me.
TheSeanSe
NO SURVIVORS
Eddy Martinez
I will feel awful for cheating and if I do i don't declare myself a true man
setrakakan
As sad as it is, my boyfriend would probably be more likely to forgive me than I would be to forgive him.
SolarSystemGuy
69%. Nice.
Kangy
then we would be even..
Kangy
:33
Hobojoewhale
get 2 chicks
Serpicnate
I thought it meant cheating on a test. Now I feel stupid.
Rebecca
If more people prefered to be hurted than hurt, why does the most of the people hurt us? It's non-sense. But it's also kind of sad
Goldendrip52
Dont cheat, partener.
El-Syd
I wouldn't want to hurt her like that, but if she hurt me like that, knowing that she's a cheater would really help in a divorce.
Hamzah Kotwal
Id feel guilty if someone new I was cheating
alphabet609
I would not like to betray someone (even if I don't care about them) this question is like "be the cheater or the person everyone wants to hook up with because he/she is weak at the moment"
Travis
My partner is my right hand right now, so I'd love to catch her cheating.
Piers Geenty
i don't care if my partner catches me using speed hacks
Chimpwagon
doesn't matter had sex
Chris
depending on the relationship, i dont think i could handle seeing my partner cheat. Id rather cheat and beg for forgiveness
Jayson
then discard and move on. honestly I've got it down to a science by now, but that doesn't justify me ever becoming unfaithful
Eetu Saarinen
Moral high ground woop
Mehmet Aydın
i already did :S
Ross
Jokes on you, my hand can't cheat on me.
Jose Luis Zaragoza
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Geli
I meant to choose red...if i catch him cheating thats the end of him and his lil hoe.