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Nojatha
doesn't say where. I could launch it into an the pacific ocean and nobody would get hurt.
Meow
Or Ohio because all the people who live there are actually corn stalks.
Ceessquareman
Why not blow up Russia?
Rising_Star_
FUCK YOU DOLPHIN! FUCK YOU WHALE!
adamfde
Into ssssssssssssssssssssssppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annaliese
EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FROM A BOMB WHEN YOU COULD SAFLY LAUNCH A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mbsoccer03
that could possibly cause a tsunami so either way you could still hurt or end lives
Cadence
the fish would get hurt
Adam
Yeah, nuke some planet no-one likes. Or even, use the nuke for good deflecting an asteroid. You could be a hero!
Thedoctoradvocate
I hope you people realize that nobody wins in this situation. If you bomb the ocean, all the fish in the world will literally die or become mutated. Remember the power plant in Japan that blew up? same principle. It caused major damage to ocean life. so yeah, i'd rather die quickly that by radiation poisoning.
Humanity
Noone knows which bomb is the fastest Russia's or Other countires or who gonna spot it first and destroy it!
Ethan
bomb the states or the middle east cuz they dont get enough of that Kappa
Bellalilu
true
Narutoes
yeah, BUTT think about it! You would be guilty for destroying most fish or make them mutated. Plus how strong is the nuke? How fast is it? Does it drop on top of the location?
Cilanvia
Launch it into space. Duh. Also, you wouldn't die from radiation. If you were at ground zero, you would be evaporated where you stand. A couple feet from there, your entire body would be dehydrated in a second. About 200 ft, I believe your body would be burned black, about 100 feet from there and your skin would melt off. Up till about 500 ft, is where you would die from the shockwave. I don't recall the exact distances, but that's what would happen.
Matt Halverson
Or launch it in the desert so you don't hurt any sea animals, and so you don't cause any tsunamis.
_TheAnimeJinx_
@Meow You mother fucker I live in Ohio so WTF you even mean cornstalks? I don't give a shit if this is rude, sooo...go fuck yourself. Have a nice day. :)
houdini
lots of fish will actually
[deleted]
yea das what i thought
PerfectYoda
Fish would die, causing most third world countries to lose a good source of food, causing imports and exports to slow of goods, waters would become polluted and not safe to swim in. Lots would still happen.
Shale
You would hurt the fish!!
Tucker Belsky
yurp thats what was thinking so GOOD THENKIN JENKIN (I have been waiting to say that)
Hunter
better someone else than me.
BurningLoki365
@Meow I actually live in Ohio and we are all corn stalks
2 much sense 4 you
you see we can nuke all the bad presidential canidates. WE NEED MORE THAN ONE BOMB!
queenofunicorns
I can throw it in the space and every one be safe
HyperWolf828TMB
i think if i put enough fuel i could send it space...
VelocityRaptor28
could you be more pacific on which ocean?
Narwhalmuscial
Cue the Snape "Obviously"
DanielOPMan
YOLO
The Wanderer
Mars. Mars all the way
GhostX0123
Why Didnt i think of the ocean dammit i regret being born
Thomas
wouldn't you cause a tsunami if you put it into the see
Ryen
tsunami back to where you launched it? phh
Dogey
I wouldve blown up someone my friend idk why hes my friend he wears socks with sandals :l
a fox.
@Ceessquareman you're an ass.
Yolocounty1
i would rather get hit by one like the one that killed many somewhere in japan i forgot but the story is called sadako and the thousand paper cranes
Pup
Darn you beat me to it.
gel09
@Matt Sand tsunami.
Reclaimer
id launch it to space
LTMO_2187
Radioactive water
Ayy - man
smart
Sstree7075
No
Sharders
Shoot it into space
John Cena
Dude, if you shoot it into the ocean it would cause thousands of tsunamis that could blow over all of Australia or even worse... Canada
trent
Well actually hurricanes would cause a lot of death
DucksFanMariota
Meow that is really offensive, considering WHERE I LIVE ASSHOLE
Noimya
I don't want to live with the guilt of killing things! Even if I just launch it into the ocean then the fishes will die and some will mutate
Bluefoxx250
doesnt say where you do it LETS GO TO SPACE AND LAUNCH AN ATOMIC BOMB done... LAUNCH IT THEN RUN
Dolphin772
Could launch it in the Australian Desert if I like, or At Al-Raqqa (Which is ISIL capital)
georgiagrxce
Launch it into space...
Grrlsong
to the first person who replied: I LIVE IN OHIO, THINK ABOUT OTHERS!!!!
Moz
You think that no one and nothing would be around you when you would get bombed?
Poshi Nii
I don't live in the middle of nowhere. If I launched an atomic bomb on myself thousands of people would still die.
Mallard
does everybody forget the fact that fish live in the water...
appledapple
launch it towards an asteroid that is very near
KawaiiPotato
Meow,, I'm from Ohio. my family would die and my friends, and thats really rude
Nick
Fuck u meow
SuperMaya
Ethan i your gonna bomb in the middle east bomb lebanon or something NOT SAUDI ARABIA OK BRUH OR DO IN RIYADH NOT DHARAN (sorry about typos my cousin litterly started throwing my keyboar aft loosig on agario he was 1st then split cause of the green blob thingy mashingy and 2nd place ate him)
emerald
why didn't you say that aerier :p
domxxxdwg
you would kill fish and poison some water with radiation
RedDeathNick
you read my mind 0.0
Questionz
i would launch one in artic
BekfastLord
Said exactly that... then read comment :P
SansTheComic2001
you would kill all da fishes ;w;
dfgdfre
Why would you kill spongebob and his friends
RimmyTim
BOMB ISIS at least do something that obama is too much of a pussy to do
JOHN CENA
launch it to the moon
I'll follow the sun
But then all the animals would get killed. Animals are just as important as people. Every being is equal.
AnonGod
It will cause a... TSUNAMI TUTUTUTUTUTUTM
Laya-Sama
Y'all know atomic bombs can destroy Everything, right?
Matyu
yep you can launch it far away on town where are just evil people and then will president give you prize because you kill evil guys and you did save world
Gabriel
actually if you did it in the ocean it would create a mega tsunami lol
James
good point
HunterMaster
and there is also the argument that the food web would be quickly overrun by irradiated organisms that we would then eat, and that wouldn't be good for anyone. Yea, try not eating for a few hundred years, ok? Plants wouldn't be an option, because any type of fertilizer synthetic or not, would be manufactured by irradiated factory workers, and since I going off on a rant, I'll just end it there and just assume that you understand my point and where I'm coming from.
shadowofdestruction
FUCK YOU MR PRESIDENT (AKA DONALD TRUMP)
Insanity_42
Don't know what to say... but we still gonna die due to damaging ALMOST everything in the earth (i.e atmosphere, existing organism, etc.) ( too much exaggeration. . .)
jman277
Wouldn't you kill the ocean?
GriffinDoge420826
blow up furrycon
Anonymous RAIGG
into space
Springlocked84
or we could blow up antarctica...fuck the penguins
Xampi
ikr
DankMemeShitposter
UHM NO, bomb tokyo so you can kill LOTS of weebs
ToastyGhost
...that's what i was going to say.
[deleted]
I would send the bomb to area 51 duh.
Name
Best of both, launch it at yourself!
Jjacob869
Yea that's what I was thinking... BUT KOREA DOES IT
minecraftjedi3
Agree.
lolimhere
actually animals would get hurt
Levi
If you launch it at yourself everyone around you would die as well
ale
to the sun!
Jonny
I live near Canberra so it would kill many people including my friends and family. Obviously world wide my friends and family don't matter as much but to me they do so I would bomb an unpopulated place, maybe in the middle of Australia. I understand why people would rather get hit, it's the honourable thing but to save thousands of lives by getting your hands dirty is the better thing in my opinion
Zero
I REALIZED IT!
reshma
mb soccer, many nuclear tests have been carried out on water and it does not cause a tsunami and everyone, nobody fucking cares about fish or undrinkable water in the moment of a nuclear apocalypse
Eli
Nojatha heard of tsunamis?
MasterZapple
It would ruin the water supply and the ocean life, so no fishes for atleast 17 decades
Sett
Doesn't say yould be hurt by the bomb so
raidez
it doesn't say that but u know u will be hurt
Allison
Don't bomb Ohio!
jayjay
i live in ohio buddy dont insult us ohio people were not all corn stuff bye!
Jacob
That would cause a tsunami
Skid Row
Think of it logically: it doesn't say you have to bomb anybody, you could just launch it into space. Being bombed with one somehow implies that unless you're in an isolated area you would also kill everyone that lives nearby. And it won't be just the radius of the explosion itself, it would also be the radiation and the after effects that would stick for years.
houdini
it will destory a planet
chemist
i doubt a bomb has that much power to destroy a planet
Moz
How much times would Earth be destroyed if it could destroy planet?
Grimoire
Who on earth would want to be bombed like WTH
Black Claw
Favorite 7 words: What are we going to blow up next?
Dr4g0n1c
Who's Next?
Cheese
Me, To save all the others and respecfully die for them instead of launching a atomic bomb at them and taking there lives for no absolute reason!!!!!!
mari
me. not to respectfully die or anything just to die lol please help me
MasterZapple
Well @Cheese ... It didn't say "Be the only one bombed' it says "Get bombed" and launching a bomb... I can launch it into space, ez
MorningWoodxd98
Fallout
Ark
GET TO THE VAULT...!
Joshpvp32116
NUKA COLAAAAAAAAASSAAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FREE
Appsro
Nuka world is now ope.. Oh hmmm
2ollux
How could you guys live with yourself launching a bomb? even if it's into space I couldn't live with myself even then because radiation rain and all that possible crap (and shockwave)
[deleted]
I wonder how desolate you live if you assume no one else would get harmed if you were nuked... Most likely you would die along with thousands of other people. If you could launch it in space where there is no life it would cause a lot less damage than doing it here, even if not completely harmless
night party13
Because you can just shoot it in an isolated location and get someone to calculate everything beforehand.
Narwhalmuscial
I'm sorry rain comes from the atmosphere not space.
scrublord420
You could launch it into an ocean or some kind of desert. If you got hit with the bomb people still die.
Sharders
HOW can a bomb in SPACE form acid rain ON EARTH?
Mason Ewasaki
U don't have to shoot it on the earth in to space dumb shit
Templar bro
You are seriously retarded. And i misclicked the agree button. fuck
revenge of the toilets
Send it to an uninhabited island genius.
Sett
It didn't say you would die if you were bombed
someone
You can just fire it into space... or fire two at each other
houdini
it will destory a planet
Erlend Johnsen
@houdini no it wouldn't
houdini
whoever picked blue there selfish because it could launch into space and destory a planet. sea kill lots of fish, dolphins and other sea animals. city kill over
Goofygoober11
Didn't say it had to be a full size bomb. Could be the size of a pea and launch it into NORTH KOREA! …………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\ THAT "DICTATOR!"
L01 Po0py P()opy 1Ol
the chances of it hitting a planet are so freaking slim and it wont matter there isnt a planet that the bomb could reach that is important and it wouldnt hit anywhere in the solar system
Jeff Hails
Umm....the Nuclear test sight in Nevada?
Gogeta SSGSS
I really hope you're a troll...
Erlend Johnsen
Regardless other people will die
Temmie
Whoever picked red was either suicidal or a liar. Jesus christ.
DucksFanMariota
*Sigh. Planets are 500k-500mil miles away from each other
Templar bro
Fuck people here are retarded
CocoChan
Even if it could destroy a planet (which it can’t) nothing would die so it doesn’t fucking matter
corevortex
id nuke somewhere i dont like
Sagemonster123
I would much rather be bombed than be responsible for millions of deaths.
SonnyDoesChoices
it doesnt say where to aim it, aim it at a far planet
L01 Po0py P()opy 1Ol
unless you are in space decently far away from earth you are completley responsible for other peoples deaths just launch it into space
Temmie
terrorists win.
seamuspotter
*launches at mars*
Wooliedoolie
atleast i can say im radical
FUCKTHISSHIT
SEE THE WINDOW. JUMP OUT OF IT
Pasta
Except you'll be fucking dead so you won't be able to say anything
blahblahblahidc
id send that bitch straight to north korea
AstroWombat
1:They are harmless 2: After that, they'd retaliate and be no longer harmless 3: Nuclear war.
[deleted]
I can launch it, and disarm it while in flight. Right?
houdini
no u can't
PEPSI-AND-PIE
kill isis yay
Potato
I don't wanna kill people ;_;
houdini
good
Patrick Surber
Well I'm dead
houdini
thats good as long as u didn't choose blue otherwise u would be selfish
Claire
It doesnt say where you have to aim it. Just shoot space, and nobody would get hurt or killed
Erlend Johnsen
so are thousands of others, you're not gonna be the only one affected by the nuke regardless
Justin
It doesn't say where you laugh it so I guess we get to choose? If so could recreate Fallout (partially).
Justin
*launch
Seven
Meh, nobody would mind if i were to make Russia a bit smaller....
Aky4
didnt say WHERE im sending it to JUPITER
Oliver
If you bomb a asteroid in space wouldn’t some of the radioactive particles spread around space
Ahmed
No matter where i launch it,it would probably start WW3,if i launch it into the ocean,many fish will die and be mutated,many would go endangered and some would go extinct,the water would be contaminated with radiation,so if you eat fish you get radiation poisoning,some radiation might be carried to land by the wind,you cant swim in contaminated water,on the other hand,if you get bombed you wont even feel it,it wont hurt at all,you will just be gone.
The_Mold_Wolf116
Depends on who I bomb.
Autumn
America!! fuck yeah!
Nomis
Wrong button I was going to bomb Mars to many affect the climate there
Chemsik
Okay, I'll launch an atomic bomb in a video game.
Chemsik
I could be the guy who launches one during war to another country (sorry people). Who knows maybe a war will happen today.
ManIcantTHINK
I would launch it into space and see where it lands.(Hopefully not Earth)
Ether
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!?
Rivercat1019
I guess it depends on where you launch it, in a ocean wouldn't be smart because the bomb would kill all marine life and cause a tsunami, or you could send it to a highly populated city and kill thousands of children and life in that area, so best be blown up so you have a clear conscious when you die.
Gogeta SSGSS
You and anybody near you would die with that "clear" conscious
scrublord420
Islands with no life in the middle of the ocean are often used as tests. You could launch it into space anyway.
Sharders
OUTER SPACE guys
Nomis
I'm pretty sure the bomb wouldn't cause a tsunami.
Nomis
Also read my other comment comment
Infinite
Go out in a blaze of glory friend a blaze of FUCKING glory
gameslayet
It could be a bomb test
Goofygoober11
MAKE MOTHER RUSSIA PROUD! I meant that as a joke. LOOPHOLE! DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE FULL SIZE! JUST LAUNCH ONE BIG ENOUGH TO DESTROY NORTH KOREA! …………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\ FUCK THAT "DICTATOR!"
Slim Shad-e
LAUNCH ATOMIC BOMB TO SPASE ( pronounced spa-ss)
Emerald
now that I thought about it I think red would sooooooooooo awesome because fallout
Ilija Brnadic
Fireworks
OfficialDuckQueen
Great for distinguishing the human race from existence.
GamingWalrus
Micheal bay would be proud
aiden
murder inecent people
jim
Id launch it at you.
Liam Beveridge
What, blue all they way , catapult it into the sea fuck the fish lol
Nuno Gonçalves
It doesnt say where would you launch the bomb to ...
emptyheartsoul
Launch an atomic bomb sounds fun, need not to think twice! Villians all the way
UltimateLuck
I'm going to hell anyways.
houdini
lol
ILiekTurtlez
I'd launch it into space. Get rekt mutha fuckas
[deleted]
Since it says nothing about location it could be on the moon for all I know... If I were bombed with an atomic bomb high chances are thousands of others would die with me, cause there are people in basically any area I where roam. And I don't want to die yet
Javier Duenas
Blow up ISIS
GuyBehindYou
ill launch it at mars (because it obviously can do that) or if read xkcd then then its called new Netherlands, also sorry about the death of curiosity the rover i didn't do anything
Rising_Star_
they wont peepee in my coco anymore!
Alvin
it didn't say what nuke, there are some really low power nukes you could fire into the ocean, and not a lot of fish will die
soran
if you were bombed by an atomic bomb, others around you will still die. Question is, do you want to be the culprit or the victim? personally, I would rather be alive
Naruto
i would launch it in space