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Be bombed with an atomic bomb

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  • 256

    Nojatha

    5 years ago

    doesn't say where. I could launch it into an the pacific ocean and nobody would get hurt.

    • 87

      Meow

      5 years ago

      Or Ohio because all the people who live there are actually corn stalks.

    • 34

      Ceessquareman

      5 years ago

      Why not blow up Russia?

    • 61

      Rising_Star_

      5 years ago

      FUCK YOU DOLPHIN! FUCK YOU WHALE!

    • 33

      adamfde

      5 years ago

      Into ssssssssssssssssssssssppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 28

      Annaliese

      5 years ago

      EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS TO DIE FROM A BOMB WHEN YOU COULD SAFLY LAUNCH A BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 37

      Mbsoccer03

      5 years ago

      that could possibly cause a tsunami so either way you could still hurt or end lives

    • 19

      Cadence

      5 years ago

      the fish would get hurt

    • 31

      Adam

      5 years ago

      Yeah, nuke some planet no-one likes. Or even, use the nuke for good deflecting an asteroid. You could be a hero!

    • 15

      Thedoctoradvocate

      5 years ago

      I hope you people realize that nobody wins in this situation. If you bomb the ocean, all the fish in the world will literally die or become mutated. Remember the power plant in Japan that blew up? same principle. It caused major damage to ocean life. so yeah, i'd rather die quickly that by radiation poisoning.

    • 4

      Humanity

      5 years ago

      Noone knows which bomb is the fastest Russia's or Other countires or who gonna spot it first and destroy it!

    • 2

      Ethan

      5 years ago

      bomb the states or the middle east cuz they dont get enough of that Kappa

    • 0

      Bellalilu

      5 years ago

      true

    • 2

      Narutoes

      5 years ago

      yeah, BUTT think about it! You would be guilty for destroying most fish or make them mutated. Plus how strong is the nuke? How fast is it? Does it drop on top of the location?

    • 13

      Cilanvia

      5 years ago

      Launch it into space. Duh. Also, you wouldn't die from radiation. If you were at ground zero, you would be evaporated where you stand. A couple feet from there, your entire body would be dehydrated in a second. About 200 ft, I believe your body would be burned black, about 100 feet from there and your skin would melt off. Up till about 500 ft, is where you would die from the shockwave. I don't recall the exact distances, but that's what would happen.

    • 4

      Matt Halverson

      5 years ago

      Or launch it in the desert so you don't hurt any sea animals, and so you don't cause any tsunamis.

    • 4

      _TheAnimeJinx_

      5 years ago

      @Meow You mother fucker I live in Ohio so WTF you even mean cornstalks? I don't give a shit if this is rude, sooo...go fuck yourself. Have a nice day. :)

    • 2

      houdini

      5 years ago

      lots of fish will actually

    • 2

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      yea das what i thought

    • 3

      PerfectYoda

      5 years ago

      Fish would die, causing most third world countries to lose a good source of food, causing imports and exports to slow of goods, waters would become polluted and not safe to swim in. Lots would still happen.

    • 3

      Shale

      5 years ago

      You would hurt the fish!!

    • 0

      Tucker Belsky

      5 years ago

      yurp thats what was thinking so GOOD THENKIN JENKIN (I have been waiting to say that)

    • 1

      Hunter

      5 years ago

      better someone else than me.

    • 2

      BurningLoki365

      5 years ago

      @Meow I actually live in Ohio and we are all corn stalks

    • 3

      2 much sense 4 you

      5 years ago

      you see we can nuke all the bad presidential canidates. WE NEED MORE THAN ONE BOMB!

    • 2

      queenofunicorns

      5 years ago

      I can throw it in the space and every one be safe

    • 2

      HyperWolf828TMB

      5 years ago

      i think if i put enough fuel i could send it space...

    • 4

      VelocityRaptor28

      5 years ago

      could you be more pacific on which ocean?

    • 4

      Narwhalmuscial

      5 years ago

      Cue the Snape "Obviously"

    • 0

      DanielOPMan

      5 years ago

      YOLO

    • 0

      The Wanderer

      5 years ago

      Mars. Mars all the way

    • 2

      GhostX0123

      5 years ago

      Why Didnt i think of the ocean dammit i regret being born

    • 0

      Thomas

      5 years ago

      wouldn't you cause a tsunami if you put it into the see

    • 1

      Ryen

      5 years ago

      tsunami back to where you launched it? phh

    • 0

      Dogey

      5 years ago

      I wouldve blown up someone my friend idk why hes my friend he wears socks with sandals :l

    • 0

      a fox.

      5 years ago

      @Ceessquareman you're an ass.

    • 0

      Yolocounty1

      5 years ago

      i would rather get hit by one like the one that killed many somewhere in japan i forgot but the story is called sadako and the thousand paper cranes

    • 1

      Pup

      5 years ago

      Darn you beat me to it.

    • 0

      gel09

      5 years ago

      @Matt Sand tsunami.

    • 0

      Reclaimer

      5 years ago

      id launch it to space

    • 0

      LTMO_2187

      5 years ago

      Radioactive water

    • 0

      Ayy - man

      5 years ago

      smart

    • 0

      Sstree7075

      5 years ago

      No

    • 1

      Sharders

      5 years ago

      Shoot it into space

    • 0

      John Cena

      5 years ago

      Dude, if you shoot it into the ocean it would cause thousands of tsunamis that could blow over all of Australia or even worse... Canada

    • 0

      trent

      5 years ago

      Well actually hurricanes would cause a lot of death

    • 1

      DucksFanMariota

      5 years ago

      Meow that is really offensive, considering WHERE I LIVE ASSHOLE

    • 0

      Noimya

      5 years ago

      I don't want to live with the guilt of killing things! Even if I just launch it into the ocean then the fishes will die and some will mutate

    • 0

      Bluefoxx250

      5 years ago

      doesnt say where you do it LETS GO TO SPACE AND LAUNCH AN ATOMIC BOMB done... LAUNCH IT THEN RUN

    • 1

      Dolphin772

      5 years ago

      Could launch it in the Australian Desert if I like, or At Al-Raqqa (Which is ISIL capital)

    • 0

      georgiagrxce

      5 years ago

      Launch it into space...

    • 2

      Grrlsong

      5 years ago

      to the first person who replied: I LIVE IN OHIO, THINK ABOUT OTHERS!!!!

    • 2

      Moz

      5 years ago

      You think that no one and nothing would be around you when you would get bombed?

    • 1

      Poshi Nii

      5 years ago

      I don't live in the middle of nowhere. If I launched an atomic bomb on myself thousands of people would still die.

    • 0

      Mallard

      5 years ago

      does everybody forget the fact that fish live in the water...

    • 0

      appledapple

      5 years ago

      launch it towards an asteroid that is very near

    • 1

      KawaiiPotato

      5 years ago

      Meow,, I'm from Ohio. my family would die and my friends, and thats really rude

    • 1

      Nick

      5 years ago

      Fuck u meow

    • 1

      SuperMaya

      5 years ago

      Ethan i your gonna bomb in the middle east bomb lebanon or something NOT SAUDI ARABIA OK BRUH OR DO IN RIYADH NOT DHARAN (sorry about typos my cousin litterly started throwing my keyboar aft loosig on agario he was 1st then split cause of the green blob thingy mashingy and 2nd place ate him)

    • 0

      emerald

      5 years ago

      why didn't you say that aerier :p

    • 0

      domxxxdwg

      5 years ago

      you would kill fish and poison some water with radiation

    • 0

      RedDeathNick

      5 years ago

      you read my mind 0.0

    • 0

      Questionz

      5 years ago

      i would launch one in artic

    • 0

      BekfastLord

      5 years ago

      Said exactly that... then read comment :P

    • 0

      SansTheComic2001

      5 years ago

      you would kill all da fishes ;w;

    • 1

      dfgdfre

      5 years ago

      Why would you kill spongebob and his friends

    • 1

      RimmyTim

      5 years ago

      BOMB ISIS at least do something that obama is too much of a pussy to do

    • 0

      JOHN CENA

      5 years ago

      launch it to the moon

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      5 years ago

      But then all the animals would get killed. Animals are just as important as people. Every being is equal.

    • 0

      AnonGod

      5 years ago

      It will cause a... TSUNAMI TUTUTUTUTUTUTM

    • 0

      Laya-Sama

      4 years ago

      Y'all know atomic bombs can destroy Everything, right?

    • 0

      Matyu

      4 years ago

      yep you can launch it far away on town where are just evil people and then will president give you prize because you kill evil guys and you did save world

    • 0

      Gabriel

      4 years ago

      actually if you did it in the ocean it would create a mega tsunami lol

    • 0

      James

      4 years ago

      good point

    • 2

      HunterMaster

      4 years ago

      and there is also the argument that the food web would be quickly overrun by irradiated organisms that we would then eat, and that wouldn't be good for anyone. Yea, try not eating for a few hundred years, ok? Plants wouldn't be an option, because any type of fertilizer synthetic or not, would be manufactured by irradiated factory workers, and since I going off on a rant, I'll just end it there and just assume that you understand my point and where I'm coming from.

    • 0

      shadowofdestruction

      4 years ago

      FUCK YOU MR PRESIDENT (AKA DONALD TRUMP)

    • 0

      Insanity_42

      4 years ago

      Don't know what to say... but we still gonna die due to damaging ALMOST everything in the earth (i.e atmosphere, existing organism, etc.) ( too much exaggeration. . .)

    • 0

      jman277

      4 years ago

      Wouldn't you kill the ocean?

    • 2

      GriffinDoge420826

      4 years ago

      blow up furrycon

    • 0

      Anonymous RAIGG

      4 years ago

      into space

    • 1

      Springlocked84

      4 years ago

      or we could blow up antarctica...fuck the penguins

    • 0

      Xampi

      4 years ago

      ikr

    • 1

      DankMemeShitposter

      4 years ago

      UHM NO, bomb tokyo so you can kill LOTS of weebs

    • 0

      ToastyGhost

      4 years ago

      ...that's what i was going to say.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      I would send the bomb to area 51 duh.

    • 1

      Name

      3 years ago

      Best of both, launch it at yourself!

    • 0

      Jjacob869

      3 years ago

      Yea that's what I was thinking... BUT KOREA DOES IT

    • 0

      minecraftjedi3

      3 years ago

      Agree.

    • 0

      lolimhere

      3 years ago

      actually animals would get hurt

    • 0

      Levi

      3 years ago

      If you launch it at yourself everyone around you would die as well

    • 0

      ale

      3 years ago

      to the sun!

    • 0

      Jonny

      3 years ago

      I live near Canberra so it would kill many people including my friends and family. Obviously world wide my friends and family don't matter as much but to me they do so I would bomb an unpopulated place, maybe in the middle of Australia. I understand why people would rather get hit, it's the honourable thing but to save thousands of lives by getting your hands dirty is the better thing in my opinion

    • 0

      Zero

      2 years ago

      I REALIZED IT!

    • 0

      reshma

      2 years ago

      mb soccer, many nuclear tests have been carried out on water and it does not cause a tsunami and everyone, nobody fucking cares about fish or undrinkable water in the moment of a nuclear apocalypse

    • 1

      Eli

      2 years ago

      Nojatha heard of tsunamis?

    • 0

      MasterZapple

      1 year ago

      It would ruin the water supply and the ocean life, so no fishes for atleast 17 decades

    • 1

      Sett

      1 year ago

      Doesn't say yould be hurt by the bomb so

    • 0

      raidez

      1 year ago

      it doesn't say that but u know u will be hurt

    • 1

      Allison

      1 year ago

      Don't bomb Ohio!

    • 1

      jayjay

      1 year ago

      i live in ohio buddy dont insult us ohio people were not all corn stuff bye!

    • 1

      Jacob

      10 months ago

      That would cause a tsunami

  • 28

    Skid Row

    5 years ago

    Think of it logically: it doesn't say you have to bomb anybody, you could just launch it into space. Being bombed with one somehow implies that unless you're in an isolated area you would also kill everyone that lives nearby. And it won't be just the radius of the explosion itself, it would also be the radiation and the after effects that would stick for years.

    • 3

      houdini

      5 years ago

      it will destory a planet

    • 12

      chemist

      5 years ago

      i doubt a bomb has that much power to destroy a planet

    • 3

      Moz

      5 years ago

      How much times would Earth be destroyed if it could destroy planet?

  • 14

    Grimoire

    5 years ago

    Who on earth would want to be bombed like WTH

    • 4

      Black Claw

      5 years ago

      Favorite 7 words: What are we going to blow up next?

    • 1

      Dr4g0n1c

      5 years ago

      Who's Next?

    • 1

      Cheese

      4 years ago

      Me, To save all the others and respecfully die for them instead of launching a atomic bomb at them and taking there lives for no absolute reason!!!!!!

    • 1

      mari

      4 years ago

      me. not to respectfully die or anything just to die lol please help me

    • 1

      MasterZapple

      1 year ago

      Well @Cheese ... It didn't say "Be the only one bombed' it says "Get bombed" and launching a bomb... I can launch it into space, ez

  • 13

    MorningWoodxd98

    5 years ago

    Fallout

  • 8

    2ollux

    5 years ago

    How could you guys live with yourself launching a bomb? even if it's into space I couldn't live with myself even then because radiation rain and all that possible crap (and shockwave)

    • 11

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      I wonder how desolate you live if you assume no one else would get harmed if you were nuked... Most likely you would die along with thousands of other people. If you could launch it in space where there is no life it would cause a lot less damage than doing it here, even if not completely harmless

    • 2

      night party13

      5 years ago

      Because you can just shoot it in an isolated location and get someone to calculate everything beforehand.

    • 7

      Narwhalmuscial

      5 years ago

      I'm sorry rain comes from the atmosphere not space.

    • 2

      scrublord420

      5 years ago

      You could launch it into an ocean or some kind of desert. If you got hit with the bomb people still die.

    • 4

      Sharders

      5 years ago

      HOW can a bomb in SPACE form acid rain ON EARTH?

    • 1

      Mason Ewasaki

      5 years ago

      U don't have to shoot it on the earth in to space dumb shit

    • 1

      Templar bro

      5 years ago

      You are seriously retarded. And i misclicked the agree button. fuck

    • 0

      revenge of the toilets

      4 years ago

      Send it to an uninhabited island genius.

    • 0

      Sett

      1 year ago

      It didn't say you would die if you were bombed

  • 5

    someone

    5 years ago

    You can just fire it into space... or fire two at each other

  • 4

    houdini

    5 years ago

    whoever picked blue there selfish because it could launch into space and destory a planet. sea kill lots of fish, dolphins and other sea animals. city kill over

    • 3

      Goofygoober11

      5 years ago

      Didn't say it had to be a full size bomb. Could be the size of a pea and launch it into NORTH KOREA! …………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\ THAT "DICTATOR!"

    • 6

      L01 Po0py P()opy 1Ol

      5 years ago

      the chances of it hitting a planet are so freaking slim and it wont matter there isnt a planet that the bomb could reach that is important and it wouldnt hit anywhere in the solar system

    • 3

      Jeff Hails

      5 years ago

      Umm....the Nuclear test sight in Nevada?

    • 1

      Gogeta SSGSS

      5 years ago

      I really hope you're a troll...

    • 0

      Erlend Johnsen

      5 years ago

      Regardless other people will die

    • 0

      Temmie

      5 years ago

      Whoever picked red was either suicidal or a liar. Jesus christ.

    • 0

      DucksFanMariota

      5 years ago

      *Sigh. Planets are 500k-500mil miles away from each other

    • 0

      Templar bro

      5 years ago

      Fuck people here are retarded

    • 0

      CocoChan

      3 years ago

      Even if it could destroy a planet (which it can’t) nothing would die so it doesn’t fucking matter

    • 0

      corevortex

      1 year ago

      id nuke somewhere i dont like

  • 4

    Sagemonster123

    5 years ago

    I would much rather be bombed than be responsible for millions of deaths.

    • 4

      SonnyDoesChoices

      5 years ago

      it doesnt say where to aim it, aim it at a far planet

    • 1

      L01 Po0py P()opy 1Ol

      5 years ago

      unless you are in space decently far away from earth you are completley responsible for other peoples deaths just launch it into space

  • 3

    Temmie

    5 years ago

    terrorists win.

  • 3

    seamuspotter

    5 years ago

    *launches at mars*

  • 3

    Wooliedoolie

    5 years ago

    atleast i can say im radical

    • 4

      FUCKTHISSHIT

      5 years ago

      SEE THE WINDOW. JUMP OUT OF IT

    • 4

      Pasta

      5 years ago

      Except you'll be fucking dead so you won't be able to say anything

  • 3

    blahblahblahidc

    5 years ago

    id send that bitch straight to north korea

    • 2

      AstroWombat

      5 years ago

      1:They are harmless 2: After that, they'd retaliate and be no longer harmless 3: Nuclear war.

  • 3

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    I can launch it, and disarm it while in flight. Right?

  • 3

    PEPSI-AND-PIE

    5 years ago

    kill isis yay

  • 2

    Potato

    5 years ago

    I don't wanna kill people ;_;

  • 2

    Patrick Surber

    5 years ago

    Well I'm dead

    • 0

      houdini

      5 years ago

      thats good as long as u didn't choose blue otherwise u would be selfish

    • 1

      Claire

      5 years ago

      It doesnt say where you have to aim it. Just shoot space, and nobody would get hurt or killed

    • 0

      Erlend Johnsen

      5 years ago

      so are thousands of others, you're not gonna be the only one affected by the nuke regardless

  • 2

    Justin

    5 years ago

    It doesn't say where you laugh it so I guess we get to choose? If so could recreate Fallout (partially).

  • 1

    Seven

    6 months ago

    Meh, nobody would mind if i were to make Russia a bit smaller....

  • 0

    Aky4

    1 month ago

    didnt say WHERE im sending it to JUPITER

  • 0

    Oliver

    1 month ago

    If you bomb a asteroid in space wouldn’t some of the radioactive particles spread around space

  • 1

    Ahmed

    3 years ago

    No matter where i launch it,it would probably start WW3,if i launch it into the ocean,many fish will die and be mutated,many would go endangered and some would go extinct,the water would be contaminated with radiation,so if you eat fish you get radiation poisoning,some radiation might be carried to land by the wind,you cant swim in contaminated water,on the other hand,if you get bombed you wont even feel it,it wont hurt at all,you will just be gone.

  • 1

    The_Mold_Wolf116

    3 years ago

    Depends on who I bomb.

  • 1

    Autumn

    4 years ago

    America!! fuck yeah!

  • 1

    Nomis

    4 years ago

    Wrong button I was going to bomb Mars to many affect the climate there

  • 1

    Chemsik

    5 years ago

    Okay, I'll launch an atomic bomb in a video game.

  • 1

    Chemsik

    5 years ago

    I could be the guy who launches one during war to another country (sorry people). Who knows maybe a war will happen today.

  • 1

    ManIcantTHINK

    5 years ago

    I would launch it into space and see where it lands.(Hopefully not Earth)

  • 1

    Ether

    5 years ago

    WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!?

  • 1

    Rivercat1019

    5 years ago

    I guess it depends on where you launch it, in a ocean wouldn't be smart because the bomb would kill all marine life and cause a tsunami, or you could send it to a highly populated city and kill thousands of children and life in that area, so best be blown up so you have a clear conscious when you die.

    • 0

      Gogeta SSGSS

      5 years ago

      You and anybody near you would die with that "clear" conscious

    • 0

      scrublord420

      5 years ago

      Islands with no life in the middle of the ocean are often used as tests. You could launch it into space anyway.

    • 0

      Sharders

      5 years ago

      OUTER SPACE guys

    • 0

      Nomis

      4 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the bomb wouldn't cause a tsunami.

    • 0

      Nomis

      4 years ago

      Also read my other comment comment

  • 1

    Infinite

    5 years ago

    Go out in a blaze of glory friend a blaze of FUCKING glory

  • 1

    gameslayet

    5 years ago

    It could be a bomb test

  • 1

    Goofygoober11

    5 years ago

    MAKE MOTHER RUSSIA PROUD! I meant that as a joke. LOOPHOLE! DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE FULL SIZE! JUST LAUNCH ONE BIG ENOUGH TO DESTROY NORTH KOREA! …………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.·´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\ FUCK THAT "DICTATOR!"

  • 1

    Slim Shad-e

    5 years ago

    LAUNCH ATOMIC BOMB TO SPASE ( pronounced spa-ss)

  • 1

    Emerald

    5 years ago

    now that I thought about it I think red would sooooooooooo awesome because fallout

  • 1

    Ilija Brnadic

    5 years ago

    Fireworks

  • 1

    OfficialDuckQueen

    5 years ago

    Great for distinguishing the human race from existence.

  • 1

    GamingWalrus

    5 years ago

    Micheal bay would be proud

  • 1

    aiden

    5 years ago

    murder inecent people

    • 1

      jim

      5 years ago

      Id launch it at you.

  • 1

    Liam Beveridge

    5 years ago

    What, blue all they way , catapult it into the sea fuck the fish lol

  • 1

    Nuno Gonçalves

    5 years ago

    It doesnt say where would you launch the bomb to ...

  • 1

    emptyheartsoul

    5 years ago

    Launch an atomic bomb sounds fun, need not to think twice! Villians all the way

  • 1

    UltimateLuck

    5 years ago

    I'm going to hell anyways.

  • 1

    ILiekTurtlez

    5 years ago

    I'd launch it into space. Get rekt mutha fuckas

  • 1

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Since it says nothing about location it could be on the moon for all I know... If I were bombed with an atomic bomb high chances are thousands of others would die with me, cause there are people in basically any area I where roam. And I don't want to die yet

  • 1

    Javier Duenas

    5 years ago

    Blow up ISIS

  • 1

    GuyBehindYou

    5 years ago

    ill launch it at mars (because it obviously can do that) or if read xkcd then then its called new Netherlands, also sorry about the death of curiosity the rover i didn't do anything

  • 1

    Rising_Star_

    5 years ago

    they wont peepee in my coco anymore!

  • 0

    Alvin

    4 months ago

    it didn't say what nuke, there are some really low power nukes you could fire into the ocean, and not a lot of fish will die

  • 0

    soran

    4 months ago

    if you were bombed by an atomic bomb, others around you will still die. Question is, do you want to be the culprit or the victim? personally, I would rather be alive

  • 0

    Naruto

    5 months ago

    i would launch it in space

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