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76% be able to survive any injury or fall

24% be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket

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Be able to pull out any Acme Corporation product out of your pocket

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You cannot use one ability to achieve the other (ie. pulling out a parachute to survive a fall; skydive into Acme Corp. warehouse)

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  • 214

    xereeto

    10 years ago

    Acme things don't work

    • 43

      Freq-Sho

      9 years ago

      for the bad guys but they do for good people. Also it says you can Survive....... aka still be in a body cast for months. rather have some fun

    • 40

      DatSexyViking

      9 years ago

      But you'll still feel the pain....

    • 21

      JayDrew

      9 years ago

      The roadrunner made the acme products, that's why they didn't work.

    • 5

      luke

      9 years ago

      Yah but for the first option it says survive so if you jumped off the Empire State Building all your bones would be broken but you would be alive

    • 16

      Seth T

      9 years ago

      Reading the comments just takes the fun out of this. 'You'll still feel pain' Alright man, thats great.

    • 10

      Eej

      9 years ago

      In fact I'm pretty sure Acme things cause most injuries and falls to begin with.

    • 12

      Franklin Chen

      9 years ago

      Shit you're right

    • 3

      LIKEABOSS

      8 years ago

      Fuck acme, I'm gunna be famous for that shit! best stuntman ever!!

    • 1

      DEcobra11

      8 years ago

      Hm? what was dat? OH! I felt 40 km

    • 1

      Micah Philson

      8 years ago

      Acme products work, Wile E. Coyote doesn't. If you use them right, they can make you invincible even. Some people never payed attention in Loony Tunes class!

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      8 years ago

      Dude, ACME shit always backfires. No thank you!

    • 0

      Claufia

      8 years ago

      soo... does this mean i could jump off the roof of 100 levels and i wouldn't die? AWSOME!

    • 2

      Red or Blue

      7 years ago

      4 letters: YOLO!

    • 2

      ShadowHawk1080

      7 years ago

      It's still gonna hurt

    • 0

      NoaWinski

      7 years ago

      I won't die easily

    • 5

      ProbablyIsaac

      6 years ago

      Does anyone else realise it says "You cannot use one ability to achieve the other"? Sure, there IS a possability you could still feel pain, but you'll live, you'll grow, you'll become stronger and get used to it. Besides, what if you survived because of other means.. Enhanced endurance? That 50ft fall feels like a 5ft fall. Regen ability? You heal quick or even right away, so you won't hurt for long, might not even feel it. Immortality? You'll live and get used to it, so soon it'll be nothing.

    • 1

      NinjaFish

      6 years ago

      I'm not scared of dying, and I don't take any fall damage, so I'll be okay with that XD blue all day ;)

    • 0

      ~Le Arthur~

      6 years ago

      I Agree..F*ck acme..Even tho I'm Waring Theyre Haedphones right now xD

    • 0

      GhostX0123

      6 years ago

      it says ill be able to pull out any but it doesnt say i have too xD

    • 0

      BrownieCakes

      6 years ago

      freq who any injury...

    • 0

      zomboyAiden

      6 years ago

      You have to use them properly and then it will work.

    • 0

      Deadpool

      6 years ago

      YAY IM DEADPOOL!!!

    • 0

      dragonmaster0077

      6 years ago

      true

    • 0

      eevee

      5 years ago

      And I'm now immortal!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      noseytaco

      5 years ago

      there are basically endless acme products you and some dont work but some do work

    • 0

      BrownieCakes

      5 years ago

      Freq it says injury so you wouldn't get hurt after all. Tell me if my logic is flawed, but seems legit to me.

    • 0

      BrownieCakes

      5 years ago

      Two things here: If you can't use them for achieving the other, then what use is it? Sure, whacking a coyote on the head is fun, but other wise useless. And 2: Lets say you can use one to achieve the other. You: " OH NO TRAIN! LETS PULL OUT (insert random item here)." Finds out you forgot to wear pant with pockets :D

    • 0

      Linking360

      5 years ago

      PULL IT OUT OF YOUR NATURAL POCKET, YOUR ASS!

    • 0

      Dauragon

      5 years ago

      Acme things don't kill you.

    • 0

      galactika!

      5 years ago

      It's the Coyote's fault, not Acme. Otherwise the show wouldn't be about the Coyote being so stupid.

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      You fail to realize something: The Acme products only don't work when people like Wile E. Coyote use them. When Bugs Bunny uses Acme products, they work out fine.

    • 1

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      I

    • 0

      easterwolf

      4 years ago

      so whats so bad about it

    • 0

      TheLogicalThinker

      3 years ago

      Why would people have to fucking think about that??? It's fucking obvious!!!

  • 26

    Patrick Keith Justad

    9 years ago

    I'd jump from planes, crash into peoples house, and when they're still in shock and thinks I'm dead I'll get up and scream "SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Then run into the sunset!

    • 0

      ANTDUDDU

      9 years ago

      PFFTT AH SHIT HAHA

    • 0

      Nicolas Xray

      8 years ago

      Best pranks ever!!!!!

    • 1

      LayZBoy

      6 years ago

      Its just a prank bro

    • 1

      XYZinferno

      5 years ago

      You would survive, but it doesn't mean unharmed. You could still get hurt, a lot.

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      You could crash into people's houses, yell out in pain, and be stuck in a body cast for the rest of your life. Congratulations.

  • 24

    Charbear

    10 years ago

    Even if you survived it doesn't say anything about pain..

    • 19

      Nick

      10 years ago

      there for, we can conclude we feel nothing.

    • 1

      JZA

      9 years ago

      How can you conclude that? It doesn't say anything about pain, at bst you can assume.

    • 3

      i keep pedobear in my basement

      9 years ago

      Uh, it says you avoid injury, so no pain

    • 1

      Iggy

      9 years ago

      Uh, it says you SURVIVE injury, so yes pain

    • 0

      Dickbutt McGee

      9 years ago

      Even if you have ACME products, doesnt mean they work.

    • 1

      KAYLEE

      8 years ago

      that's true

    • 0

      MaxA3

      7 years ago

      Ahh you are so materialistic... Pain for me is just a thing that lowers my performance.

    • 0

      KittiCat

      6 years ago

      It's some great insurance in case I'm hurt. A trip to the hospital later, bam.

    • 0

      XYZinferno

      5 years ago

      SURVIVE. You could get crippled or paralyzed.

    • 0

      zanderj2002

      3 years ago

      But we still survive

  • 19

    AznBoii2

    9 years ago

    You can bet a lot of money on getting shot anywhere,jumping off a building,etc. You'll be rich

    • 1

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      And what's the point of money if you end up in a body cast for the rest of your life?

  • 15

    GareBear

    10 years ago

    I will make so many bets.

  • 12

    VViP30U7

    9 years ago

    so, essentially, immortality? sign me up.

    • 2

      Mario Zul

      9 years ago

      Have fun watching your loved ones die and never having a friend who will live as long as you do.

    • 2

      Sapple

      8 years ago

      It says survive injury, not have a life span of infinity. Imagine an indestructible body that can still feel pain and can still age. Eventually you'd die of age, possibly in so much pain. But you wouldn't be able to kill yourself.

    • 1

      MaxA3

      7 years ago

      Mario Zul, ahh, that extraverts... Anyways, it does not says anything about aging, just about injury so still could die from old age.

    • 1

      johann

      6 years ago

      you can prevent homicide and suicide

  • 10

    Joshua Brown

    9 years ago

    Acme things don't work ever.

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      They don't work when the Coyote uses them. If Bugs Bunny uses them the products work with amazing results.

  • 9

    Denis Perdomo

    9 years ago

    Really?

  • 3

    dukeofellingsen

    9 years ago

    Just because you survive doesn't mean you don't get hurt

  • 3

    Smattergawl

    9 years ago

    Acme parachute for cliffs, minigun for robberies, bandage for flesh wounds, cast for fractures and robotic limbs for dismembrment

  • 3

    Lawro.Woods

    9 years ago

    I would start doing so many extreme sports.

  • 3

    Soren Peterson

    9 years ago

    25% of people are stupid

    • 0

      XYZinferno

      5 years ago

      LOL XD You would survive, but it doesn't mention that you will still be in pain, and you could be paralyzed or crippled. All it means is that you'll survive. THINK FOR ONCE.

  • 2

    Eightball

    9 years ago

    I would jump off of every goddamn place in existence

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    9 years ago

    >Go to bar >Locate gentleman looking for a gamble who won't fuck me over >Bet him a shitload of money I can survive a bullet to the head >Shoot self in head >Survive >Acquire currency

    • 4

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      >Live forever a vegetable, because you'll only SURVIVE, not take no damage.

    • 0

      Sapple

      8 years ago

      ^What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

  • 2

    ZmanElete

    9 years ago

    Not dieing from those things would be fun :P

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      Yeah, but you'd be crippled for the rest of your life.

  • 2

    Johnny

    10 years ago

    if there is one thing I've learned from watching Loony Toons....

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      Then clearly you haven't watched enough Looney Tunes. Bugs Bunny uses Acme and the products work fine. And second, when we're talking about real life here, it just says survive the injury. You could be crippled for the rest of your life.

  • 0

    Lolminifeeesh

    1 month ago

    ACME-MAN DA DUN DUN!

  • 1

    when u see da bootay

    6 years ago

    hell yeah I could jump off a cliff and not die! SWEET!

  • 1

    ILiekTurtlez

    6 years ago

    Claire Bennet FTW!

  • 1

    (◐‿◑)

    7 years ago

    You, "I dare you to pull the trigger" *Bad guy shoots you in the head* You, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Bad guy, "But you should be dead..."

  • 1

    Glaceon999

    7 years ago

    AHEM... Survive, in this case, means that you can live. Thus, any injuries that would kill you will be retconned out of the timeline.

    • 1

      Glaceon999

      7 years ago

      INJURIES. Thus, anything that would kill you from injury without this ability is painless and does not damage you. Bleeding to death is impossible.

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      7 years ago

      Also... if you get an illness as a result of injury, it goes away as you are unable to die from it.

    • 0

      PS Shazam

      5 years ago

      It just says survive the injury. Pain can still be felt, and you'd probably end up being crippled for the rest of your life.

  • 1

    e_e

    8 years ago

    STUNTS! Wait, define survive...

  • 1

    fearanger

    8 years ago

    Just imagine how much of a dramatic entrance you could make! Falling out of a plane and landing completely flat in a pool from miles in the air and coming back to the surface all like "Sup?" at a pool party would be amazing!

  • 1

    Kelli Kline

    9 years ago

    ...THIS MUST BE HOW SHERLOCK SURVIVED THE REICHENBACH FALL!!!!

  • 1

    Windalfr

    9 years ago

    I would disregard pain and apex the fuck out of everything. Besides you could use it to protect friends if the time came without actually having to die, so even though you'll be hurt it's a win win situation really.

  • 1

    mcap247

    9 years ago

    Tailgate me? Giant anvil out the window!

  • 1

    Divinity

    9 years ago

    skydiving without a parachute

  • 1

    Xifihas

    9 years ago

    I'll just order any Acme products I want, they deliver quick.

  • 1

    Seth Str Kirchgestner

    9 years ago

    What are the odds that you're gonna jump off a cliff?

  • 1

    David Cat Selis

    9 years ago

    FUKIN BASE JUMP

  • 1

    Lord English

    9 years ago

    'TIS BUT A SCRATCH! I'M INVINCIBLE!

    • 1

      Linking360

      5 years ago

      you would be broken but you would survive, if you had an ACME Supercast you would heal in 4 seconds

  • 1

    JustCarefree

    9 years ago

    Who cares about pain when you know you can survive. Pain is an illusion.

  • 1

    Kushala

    9 years ago

    A proper vigilante

  • 1

    MarshManOriginal

    9 years ago

    Falling? Pull out an acme parachute.

  • 1

    Chewsonthemove

    9 years ago

    It says that you would survive... not that it wouldn't hurt like shit.... so sure, you can jump out of a plane and live... have fun with all those broken bones too.

  • 1

    John

    9 years ago

    I could bet money on living falls, then get rich

  • 1

    Will

    9 years ago

    have you not seen that damn coyote he cant do anything

  • 1

    Mitchell Guptill

    9 years ago

    I clicked the wrong thing. I think the pain will still be there.

  • 1

    mikey

    9 years ago

    did wiley coyote ask this question?

  • 1

    Kyle

    10 years ago

    Pull out all those products seems like a lot of effort.

  • 0

    Crow-bar

    2 months ago

    SUPER SOLDIER

  • 0

    N00NEY

    2 months ago

    _acme_

  • 0

    hihi

    6 months ago

    For once, I am a blue. I don't even know what Acme is, though. However, I know I would always want blue, because...it's obvious why.

  • 0

    anthony torres

    6 months ago

    acme always fails

  • 0

    Aileen

    11 months ago

    come on I die as injury I am dead with small injury

  • 0

    CrazyGamer149

    1 year ago

    This is honestly just the better option tbh

  • 0

    Just A Choice Maker

    1 year ago

    Now I can skydive without a parachute! Oh wait, why is there a crater around me...

  • 0

    mason

    1 year ago

    still feel the pain

  • 0

    No Flavours

    1 year ago

    I hit myself way too much, I get hurt way too much, Words hurt me too...

  • 0

    eeeee

    1 year ago

    Dude Who Wouldn't Want To Feel the pain of a stupped toe. I have one now it really hurts. I wish i didn thave to feel the pain i wish i could have survived.

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