You cannot use one ability to achieve the other (ie. pulling out a parachute to survive a fall; skydive into Acme Corp. warehouse)
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xereeto
Acme things don't work
Freq-Sho
for the bad guys but they do for good people. Also it says you can Survive....... aka still be in a body cast for months. rather have some fun
DatSexyViking
But you'll still feel the pain....
JayDrew
The roadrunner made the acme products, that's why they didn't work.
luke
Yah but for the first option it says survive so if you jumped off the Empire State Building all your bones would be broken but you would be alive
Seth T
Reading the comments just takes the fun out of this. 'You'll still feel pain' Alright man, thats great.
Eej
In fact I'm pretty sure Acme things cause most injuries and falls to begin with.
Franklin Chen
Shit you're right
LIKEABOSS
Fuck acme, I'm gunna be famous for that shit! best stuntman ever!!
DEcobra11
Hm? what was dat? OH! I felt 40 km
Micah Philson
Acme products work, Wile E. Coyote doesn't. If you use them right, they can make you invincible even. Some people never payed attention in Loony Tunes class!
Cody Dudash
Dude, ACME shit always backfires. No thank you!
Claufia
soo... does this mean i could jump off the roof of 100 levels and i wouldn't die? AWSOME!
Red or Blue
4 letters: YOLO!
ShadowHawk1080
It's still gonna hurt
NoaWinski
I won't die easily
ProbablyIsaac
Does anyone else realise it says "You cannot use one ability to achieve the other"? Sure, there IS a possability you could still feel pain, but you'll live, you'll grow, you'll become stronger and get used to it. Besides, what if you survived because of other means.. Enhanced endurance? That 50ft fall feels like a 5ft fall. Regen ability? You heal quick or even right away, so you won't hurt for long, might not even feel it. Immortality? You'll live and get used to it, so soon it'll be nothing.
NinjaFish
I'm not scared of dying, and I don't take any fall damage, so I'll be okay with that XD blue all day ;)
~Le Arthur~
I Agree..F*ck acme..Even tho I'm Waring Theyre Haedphones right now xD
GhostX0123
it says ill be able to pull out any but it doesnt say i have too xD
BrownieCakes
freq who any injury...
zomboyAiden
You have to use them properly and then it will work.
Deadpool
YAY IM DEADPOOL!!!
dragonmaster0077
true
eevee
And I'm now immortal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
noseytaco
there are basically endless acme products you and some dont work but some do work
BrownieCakes
Freq it says injury so you wouldn't get hurt after all. Tell me if my logic is flawed, but seems legit to me.
BrownieCakes
Two things here: If you can't use them for achieving the other, then what use is it? Sure, whacking a coyote on the head is fun, but other wise useless. And 2: Lets say you can use one to achieve the other. You: " OH NO TRAIN! LETS PULL OUT (insert random item here)." Finds out you forgot to wear pant with pockets :D
Linking360
PULL IT OUT OF YOUR NATURAL POCKET, YOUR ASS!
Dauragon
Acme things don't kill you.
galactika!
It's the Coyote's fault, not Acme. Otherwise the show wouldn't be about the Coyote being so stupid.
PS Shazam
You fail to realize something: The Acme products only don't work when people like Wile E. Coyote use them. When Bugs Bunny uses Acme products, they work out fine.
Alexa
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easterwolf
so whats so bad about it
TheLogicalThinker
Why would people have to fucking think about that??? It's fucking obvious!!!
Patrick Keith Justad
I'd jump from planes, crash into peoples house, and when they're still in shock and thinks I'm dead I'll get up and scream "SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Then run into the sunset!
ANTDUDDU
PFFTT AH SHIT HAHA
Nicolas Xray
Best pranks ever!!!!!
LayZBoy
Its just a prank bro
XYZinferno
You would survive, but it doesn't mean unharmed. You could still get hurt, a lot.
PS Shazam
You could crash into people's houses, yell out in pain, and be stuck in a body cast for the rest of your life. Congratulations.
Charbear
Even if you survived it doesn't say anything about pain..
Nick
there for, we can conclude we feel nothing.
JZA
How can you conclude that? It doesn't say anything about pain, at bst you can assume.
i keep pedobear in my basement
Uh, it says you avoid injury, so no pain
Iggy
Uh, it says you SURVIVE injury, so yes pain
Dickbutt McGee
Even if you have ACME products, doesnt mean they work.
KAYLEE
that's true
MaxA3
Ahh you are so materialistic... Pain for me is just a thing that lowers my performance.
KittiCat
It's some great insurance in case I'm hurt. A trip to the hospital later, bam.
XYZinferno
SURVIVE. You could get crippled or paralyzed.
zanderj2002
But we still survive
AznBoii2
You can bet a lot of money on getting shot anywhere,jumping off a building,etc. You'll be rich
PS Shazam
And what's the point of money if you end up in a body cast for the rest of your life?
GareBear
I will make so many bets.
VViP30U7
so, essentially, immortality? sign me up.
Mario Zul
Have fun watching your loved ones die and never having a friend who will live as long as you do.
Sapple
It says survive injury, not have a life span of infinity. Imagine an indestructible body that can still feel pain and can still age. Eventually you'd die of age, possibly in so much pain. But you wouldn't be able to kill yourself.
MaxA3
Mario Zul, ahh, that extraverts... Anyways, it does not says anything about aging, just about injury so still could die from old age.
johann
you can prevent homicide and suicide
Joshua Brown
Acme things don't work ever.
PS Shazam
They don't work when the Coyote uses them. If Bugs Bunny uses them the products work with amazing results.
Denis Perdomo
Really?
dukeofellingsen
Just because you survive doesn't mean you don't get hurt
XYZinferno
EXACTY. And people are calling our 25% stupid -_-
Lord Coon
That's actually exactly what it means.
Smattergawl
Acme parachute for cliffs, minigun for robberies, bandage for flesh wounds, cast for fractures and robotic limbs for dismembrment
Lawro.Woods
I would start doing so many extreme sports.
Soren Peterson
25% of people are stupid
XYZinferno
LOL XD You would survive, but it doesn't mention that you will still be in pain, and you could be paralyzed or crippled. All it means is that you'll survive. THINK FOR ONCE.
Eightball
I would jump off of every goddamn place in existence
EdwardNigma
>Go to bar >Locate gentleman looking for a gamble who won't fuck me over >Bet him a shitload of money I can survive a bullet to the head >Shoot self in head >Survive >Acquire currency
[deleted]
>Live forever a vegetable, because you'll only SURVIVE, not take no damage.
Sapple
^What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
ZmanElete
Not dieing from those things would be fun :P
PS Shazam
Yeah, but you'd be crippled for the rest of your life.
Johnny
if there is one thing I've learned from watching Loony Toons....
PS Shazam
Then clearly you haven't watched enough Looney Tunes. Bugs Bunny uses Acme and the products work fine. And second, when we're talking about real life here, it just says survive the injury. You could be crippled for the rest of your life.
Lolminifeeesh
ACME-MAN DA DUN DUN!
when u see da bootay
hell yeah I could jump off a cliff and not die! SWEET!
ILiekTurtlez
Claire Bennet FTW!
(◐‿◑)
You, "I dare you to pull the trigger" *Bad guy shoots you in the head* You, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Bad guy, "But you should be dead..."
Glaceon999
AHEM... Survive, in this case, means that you can live. Thus, any injuries that would kill you will be retconned out of the timeline.
Glaceon999
INJURIES. Thus, anything that would kill you from injury without this ability is painless and does not damage you. Bleeding to death is impossible.
Glaceon999
Also... if you get an illness as a result of injury, it goes away as you are unable to die from it.
PS Shazam
It just says survive the injury. Pain can still be felt, and you'd probably end up being crippled for the rest of your life.
e_e
STUNTS! Wait, define survive...
fearanger
Just imagine how much of a dramatic entrance you could make! Falling out of a plane and landing completely flat in a pool from miles in the air and coming back to the surface all like "Sup?" at a pool party would be amazing!
Kelli Kline
...THIS MUST BE HOW SHERLOCK SURVIVED THE REICHENBACH FALL!!!!
Windalfr
I would disregard pain and apex the fuck out of everything. Besides you could use it to protect friends if the time came without actually having to die, so even though you'll be hurt it's a win win situation really.
mcap247
Tailgate me? Giant anvil out the window!
Divinity
skydiving without a parachute
Xifihas
I'll just order any Acme products I want, they deliver quick.
Seth Str Kirchgestner
What are the odds that you're gonna jump off a cliff?
David Cat Selis
FUKIN BASE JUMP
Lord English
'TIS BUT A SCRATCH! I'M INVINCIBLE!
Linking360
you would be broken but you would survive, if you had an ACME Supercast you would heal in 4 seconds
JustCarefree
Who cares about pain when you know you can survive. Pain is an illusion.
Kushala
A proper vigilante
MarshManOriginal
Falling? Pull out an acme parachute.
thunderlight2004
They said you couldn't read the description
thunderlight2004
They said you couldn't read the description
Linking360
you cant read he description. SHIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN
Chewsonthemove
It says that you would survive... not that it wouldn't hurt like shit.... so sure, you can jump out of a plane and live... have fun with all those broken bones too.
John
I could bet money on living falls, then get rich
Will
have you not seen that damn coyote he cant do anything
Mitchell Guptill
I clicked the wrong thing. I think the pain will still be there.
mikey
did wiley coyote ask this question?
Kyle
Pull out all those products seems like a lot of effort.
Crow-bar
SUPER SOLDIER
N00NEY
_acme_
hihi
For once, I am a blue. I don't even know what Acme is, though. However, I know I would always want blue, because...it's obvious why.
anthony torres
acme always fails
Aileen
come on I die as injury I am dead with small injury
CrazyGamer149
This is honestly just the better option tbh
Just A Choice Maker
Now I can skydive without a parachute! Oh wait, why is there a crater around me...
mason
still feel the pain
No Flavours
I hit myself way too much, I get hurt way too much, Words hurt me too...
eeeee
Dude Who Wouldn't Want To Feel the pain of a stupped toe. I have one now it really hurts. I wish i didn thave to feel the pain i wish i could have survived.