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- If you were a pirate, you would rather have a pet monkey than have a talking parrot.
- If you were to be crippled, you would rather Break an arm, with a slightly painful infection than Break a leg.
- You would rather Always be late than Always be unprepared.
- You would rather Have Chuck Norris narrate your life than Have Morgan Freeman narrate your life.
- You would rather not than marry a 10 year old, and have a faithful relationship while receiving $100,000 per year.