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- You would rather eat a rancid mixture of rotten egg and old fish than bathe naked in vomit.
- You would rather Pay to eat out at restaurants for every meal for the rest of your life than Only eat reheated leftovers for the rest of your life.
- You would rather Be a professional Taser testee than Be a professional beanbag gun testee.
- You would rather Have a lisp than Have a lazy eye.
- You would rather swallow three jawbreakers than swallow a foot long candy cane.