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A horde of 400 zombies is quickly approaching, would you rather...

60% fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow)

40% fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle)

A horde of 400 zombies is quickly approaching, would you rather...

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Fight the zombies alongside a dragon (you are using a crossbow)
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Fight the zombies alongside four gorillas (you are using an assault rifle)

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The zombies are the fast kind seen in 28 Days Later or Left 4 Dead. The dragon can fly, breathe fire, and comes with a saddle. The gorillas are highly trained firearms experts and are also armed with assault rifles. In both cases, you have enough ammo to finish the job.

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  • 378

    Patrick

    10 years ago

    a dragon can fly above the zombies.

    • 65

      YourFather

      10 years ago

      Damn, you're right. Change answer

    • 46

      kony

      10 years ago

      but you dont know how to ride a dragon

    • 27

      Kendall Walls

      10 years ago

      but how effectively can you snipe with a crossbow

    • 110

      creve321

      10 years ago

      you don't have to, you got fire breathing dragon :/

    • 43

      Kevin S Burkhard

      9 years ago

      @kony you sit in the saddle and the dragon does the work.

    • 25

      Rickson Goncalves

      9 years ago

      attach explosive tipped rounds to cross-bow

    • 3

      Lili Phew

      9 years ago

      DANG IT but i can't do shit with a crossbow...

    • 4

      Lili Phew

      9 years ago

      I suck at handling it so UGH

    • 20

      Draven

      9 years ago

      >How effectively can you snipe with a crossbow? Crossbow = Original Sniper Rifle Cmon.

    • 12

      A-Game

      9 years ago

      but it could be a tiny pocket sized dragon

    • 13

      DragonXneoN

      9 years ago

    • 4

      Zac Major

      9 years ago

      Didn't say the crossbow was a modern crossbow.... But yeah, I didn't see the saddle bit until after deciding :(

    • 24

      Twofor Joy Magpii

      9 years ago

      Also, a dragon has thick skin so wouldn't risk turning, can you imagine a gorrila being turned? fuck that shit, i'm outa here

    • 12

      Mason John

      9 years ago

      are these skyrim dragons, if so FUS RO DAH

    • 13

      Vampn

      9 years ago

      F*ck everyone, I have a dragon!

    • 13

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      It doesn't say that the gorillas aren't the size of king kong

    • 3

      JellyPuddle

      8 years ago

      Daryl Dixon bitches

    • 22

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      8 years ago

      Ok. Think of it this way. Fight with four completely normal gorillas on your side that are trained at using guns. Fight with a mystical fantasy creature on your side that can fly and breathe bloody fire! Circus monkey, or fricking insane monster. Your choice.

    • 12

      Frank Osiogo

      8 years ago

      I don't see why not, I mean if you're gonna kill zombies then you might as well do it on style -_-"

    • 10

      foxer

      8 years ago

      I LOVE DRAGONS :3

    • 5

      Billy_Glen

      8 years ago

      Painful Dragon + Accurately Crossbow = Extremely Invernuable. If you can ride the dragon = Can't be attack. LOL!!!!!!!

    • 10

      Epicness

      8 years ago

      Silly zombies, you can't fly, now lay down and make it easier to fry you

    • 3

      Jakub Blaszczyk

      8 years ago

      Kony simply watch how to train your dragon and you are done xDD no but seriously what would the point be of having a dragon if you dont know how to ride it? if you wouldnt know that you would be roast chicken for the dragon and zombies to feast on in seconds

    • 3

      Brian Mo

      8 years ago

      Dragons can burn up the zombies

    • 7

      George Figueroa

      8 years ago

      What if the dragon is a charmander

    • 5

      PakistaniPorkchops

      8 years ago

      Just hope the dragon is trained............

    • 4

      Heroboy99

      6 years ago

      using fire can change the battle especially having ur arrow on fire to take out a gas Tank to make it explode and it's

    • 3

      Dragongirl112

      6 years ago

      flying, fire, and cross bows bitches

    • 3

      Ernest

      6 years ago

      I chose dragon but when i saw ur comment i was like ... uhhh what if i got flipped from the dragon, fell, and get eaten by zombies, worst case scenarios

    • 3

      Dogstar

      6 years ago

      the rifle attracts more zombies. I can hope aboard the dragon express and silently fly away to the safe zone.

    • 3

      johnny boy

      6 years ago

      then shoot without being harmed..... or will the zombies have rpg's?

    • 2

      Louis Kaiser

      6 years ago

      ^there are diffrent types of dragons and some of them maybe couldnt fly

    • 3

      Pandox-Swolf

      6 years ago

      The dragon can just sit on the zombies

    • 2

      Satan

      6 years ago

      but they could be tiny pocket sized gorillas

    • 3

      DanTDM

      6 years ago

      I mean come on! Rifles are better than cross bow! Cross bows are made in 1753! And guns are new!

    • 2

      Jake Wane

      6 years ago

      Dragon wouldn't really help. Just light zombies on fire making them more dangerous...

    • 3

      Sans

      6 years ago

      @George Figueroa But it can evolve into the DAMN BEAST of Charizard!

    • 4

      Juffaboy

      6 years ago

      dragon = epic. bow = epic. zombies= epic. walking dead = crap

    • 1

      LegendOfJumps

      6 years ago

      Who said that the dragon is good... MAYBE HE'S EVIL!!!

    • 3

      dragonmaster0077

      6 years ago

      was gonna say da same thing

    • 2

      Randoman

      6 years ago

      I'd rather have a planet of the apes type of battle with my gorilla warriors using their feet to shoot their guns while using their massive strength to throw zombies 50 feet in the air with their massive strength.

    • 3

      name

      6 years ago

      @bwaaaaah the gorillas have assault rifles

    • 3

      yo fat mother

      6 years ago

      why is this a question

    • 3

      Anova

      6 years ago

      You dont need to know how to fly the dragon to get onto it

    • 2

      Banana

      6 years ago

      Fire Fly Darel dixon

    • 2

      Kupa'a X Harmony

      6 years ago

      MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON BITCH

    • 1

      Tristen K14

      6 years ago

      but u have a crossbow and bows while assaught rifles more power

    • 1

      Adrian

      6 years ago

      How about a 4 gorilla statue with you on top with a rifle. Democracy, thats why.

    • 1

      plz dun beat meh

      5 years ago

      Draven, the English longbows did shot further, faster, and more accurately than the French crossbows in the hundred years' war.

    • 1

      RimmyTim

      5 years ago

      War for the planet of the apes

    • 2

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      I could ride a GODDAMN DRAGON!

    • 2

      mika

      5 years ago

      I like the eragon series. I like the dragon riders. Can I have a fucking sword instead?

    • 1

      happyman

      5 years ago

      but a dragon put them on fire and the zombies are still not dead

    • 2

      Ewan

      5 years ago

      but what if they r talking about inferi or whatever and anyway having a dragon and crossbow is like being fucking hagrid wow why am i relating this to harry potter??????

    • 1

      Aydot

      5 years ago

      I want to see gorillas tear shit up!

    • 1

      Ryo

      5 years ago

      True... Very true.... It cannot get any truer than this

    • 1

      shelflex

      5 years ago

      dragons can burn zombies,but did you grew up that dragon?

    • 0

      Anthony_says_hi

      5 years ago

      dragon flys away... rejected

    • 0

      grolarbearsarelife

      5 years ago

      Where am I going to keep 400 crossbow arrows minimum

    • 0

      josh

      4 years ago

      it says alongside a dragon not flying a dragon

    • 0

      Trenlex

      4 years ago

      If dragons are real they be to fat to fly

    • 0

      williamisgood

      4 years ago

      fire is not effective against zombies

    • 0

      Levi

      4 years ago

      @kony have you even seen How To Train Your Dragon?

    • 0

      StarLord

      3 years ago

      So true

    • 0

      Binyamin

      2 years ago

      yes but also a crossbow has slow reload rate but you still win and in a coller way

    • 2

      MaglevSmash

      1 year ago

      You are guaranteed to live. It says you have enough ammo to finish the job. Four gorillas with guns are cooler than a dragon.

    • 1

      paddy

      1 year ago

      am did i hear this right you chose dragon instead of monke

  • 58

    cerpintaxt

    10 years ago

    this could have been the most difficult one to choose

  • 50

    napiern

    10 years ago

    best question ever

  • 29

    [deleted]

    10 years ago

    Skyrim... nuff said

  • 19

    SPeNCeYBoii

    10 years ago

    A: Its a freaking DRAGON! B: I am a BEAST with a crossbow (thank you black ops and friends in my neighbourhood :P) C:Dragons have thick scales. D: A dragon can shit out something the size of a zombie E: FIRE! F: It can fucking fly! and finally G: Its a freaking DRAGON!

    • 8

      David Bell

      10 years ago

      a and g are the same thing

    • 7

      Jake

      10 years ago

      Playing Black ops doesn't make you awesome with a crossbow asrehole

    • 2

      Jarrod

      9 years ago

      You had me at... "freaking DRAGON"

    • 1

      A Royal Muffin

      9 years ago

      @Jake He's being sarcastic idiot.

    • 1

      Epicness

      8 years ago

      @david Exactly it so much of a freaking dragon it got mentioned twice

  • 18

    Nathan Matthew Bosch

    10 years ago

    thats a lot of crossbow you would use

    • 0

      Meh.exe

      6 years ago

      How badass will it be to ride 1 gorrila and 3 amoung you when you shoot zombies and the gorrilas are smashing the zombies...

    • 1

      Foxyvsfreddy

      6 years ago

      How badass will it be to ride 1 dragon above the zombies when you shoot zombies and the dragon is breathing fire onto the zombies...

  • 16

    Karl

    10 years ago

    I think the gorillas may get bitten, then turn on you... The dragon can deal death from a distance

    • 5

      ossmosse

      10 years ago

      But the gorillas are experts in firearms and they are strong enough to push/throw the zombies if they get to close

    • 11

      Chewsonthemove

      10 years ago

      Dragon has natural armor (massive scales of awesomeness) so he will probably never turn... also, you don't think a freaking DRAGON is strong enough to throw zombies away if they get too close?

    • 1

      josh

      4 years ago

      they said alongside a dragon not flying a dragon

    • 0

      Connor

      3 years ago

      josh, with the dragon, you could still ride it and fly, it didn't say you couldn't fly with it.

  • 11

    Gringomiester

    10 years ago

    Hell yeah i'll make those zombies burn.

    • 1

      happyman

      5 years ago

      but fire dosent kill zombies only shooting them or stabbing the zombie in the head will work

    • 0

      Connor

      3 years ago

      one word. claws. even if fire breathing doesn't work, the dragon still has claws that can tear zombies apart.

  • 9

    DooDooButter

    10 years ago

    wtf would you do if the dragon got bitten... i would not want a zombie dragon chasing my ass.

    • 8

      weirdo

      10 years ago

      Dragons have tons of natural armor before you get to their actual skin. Plus it can fly anywhere, so how in the world is it going to get bit?

    • 2

      Franklin Chen

      9 years ago

      Dragons have really, really, REALLY thick scales. It would be like trying to bite through steel

  • 8

    Raptorsayshi

    10 years ago

    Gorillas 'cuz they can be trained, plus, i would put them something in their hand, like swords.

    • 8

      XcheerioX

      10 years ago

      it says they have ar's too in description

    • 46

      ZmanElete

      10 years ago

      What if your gorilla got bitten and infected OH KNOW YOU DIED! while my dragon is in the air drinking mountain dew!

    • 23

      sergiusalceanu

      10 years ago

      ̶G̶u̶e̶r̶i̶l̶l̶a̶ Gorilla Warfare

    • 2

      Richardel Leang

      9 years ago

      @ZmanElete I know I chose the same thing you did, but whatever. Shelter and food might be hard for the dragon. Plus, more manpower on the gorilla's side, meaning they can help you and others. Dragons don't have hands.

    • 3

      Franklin Chen

      9 years ago

      Just because you're a strong gorilla with a gun doesn't mean you won't get bit

  • 7

    Luke

    10 years ago

    That was a very hard decision, both are awesome, but a fire-breathing, high-flying dragon? If that's the case there's no contest!

  • 6

    Lateralhades

    10 years ago

    Haha burn baby burn

  • 6

    Velatus

    10 years ago

    Flamethrower + Transport = WIN!

  • 5

    I<3Fallout

    9 years ago

    Imma be daryl with a drragon

  • 5

    Kimberly Lugo

    9 years ago

    CATNISS TIME!

  • 5

    simon

    10 years ago

    Gorilla warfare, nuff said.

  • 5

    Shea

    10 years ago

    Easy. Just fly above the zombies on the dragon, while it breathes hell down onto those damn zombies.

  • 5

    kokodilla

    10 years ago

    i mean a dragon would be cool but i could take out way more zombies with an ar

  • 4

    SassySocks

    9 years ago

    Fly away hahah

  • 4

    IsNotShort

    10 years ago

    Now I am the true Dovahkiin, AND killing zombies. Too much fun.

  • 4

    NateTheGreat109

    10 years ago

    Call me the dovahkiin.

  • 4

    ZmanElete

    10 years ago

    Cmon who wouldnt want to fly on a dragon!

  • 3

    Just Random Someone

    5 years ago

    so I'm Daryl from TWD ? ok he is cool

  • 3

    name

    6 years ago

    ride the the god dam drogon

  • 3

    John

    8 years ago

    The fire breath isn't gonna help much, and the dragon is close enough to hit the zombies, then they can climb on him. Gorillas get headshots

  • 3

    Cameron Jedidiah Crunkleton

    9 years ago

    What happens if a zombie bites a gorilla, Then you got 3 gorillas, a shitload of zombies and 1 zombie gorilla lol

  • 3

    ato

    10 years ago

    fire breathing,flying dragon ... or three gorillas. Easy choice

    • 0

      Jarrod

      9 years ago

      Four gorillas hold down the fort and they can fight as well as biologically enhanced black ops

  • 3

    Rebecca Hamel

    10 years ago

    No contest the crossbow is my weapon of choice vs zombies

  • 3

    Craig Proctor

    10 years ago

    GO TEAM SILVERBACK MOTHERF**KERS!

  • 3

    Petar Bajakov

    10 years ago

    Skyrim with zombies? >choosing gorillas ISHYGDDT

  • 2

    tastypounder

    5 years ago

    harambe's cousin will give me the power

  • 2

    lenny

    6 years ago

    i misunderstood i thought i was fighting them......................facepalm

  • 2

    tomswift

    9 years ago

    Can I fuck the dragon?

  • 2

    Jarred Drury

    9 years ago

    Its a freakin dragon! who wouldn't do that?

  • 2

    Klasvich Zanres Knapp

    9 years ago

    They dragon would be more badass.

  • 2

    Nick J Petrone

    9 years ago

    i can just hop on the dragons back and fly my ass outta there

  • 2

    Masqueradox

    9 years ago

    Fly away with the dragon. Also the gorillas will propably be a problem because they turn into zombies really easy.

  • 2

    Edwin Pacheco

    10 years ago

    Fuck the gorillas take the dragon and stay in the air

  • 2

    Meow

    10 years ago

    I change my mind...

  • 2

    Kit

    10 years ago

    I'll take the dragon. BURN BABY BURN

  • 2

    Ian

    10 years ago

    ITS A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON!!!!

  • 2

    Archeantus

    10 years ago

    of course I'm going to pick the option with the FREAKING DRAGON

  • 2

    Waru Shi

    10 years ago

    Dragon easy haha I want to fly!

  • 2

    Digital Alias

    10 years ago

    Me plus dragon = win.

  • 2

    Chewsonthemove

    10 years ago

    The only problem is, with four gorillas you're going to eventually have to fight four zombie gorillas.... with a dragon you can just fly away and rain pain and then live on top of a mountain or something like that...

  • 1

    mistahtaaxiiii

    1 year ago

    c'mon, i played ape out before, besides, an assault rifle is much more better than a friggin crossbow

  • 0

    Juzo

    1 month ago

    the dragon can take care of it i would just sit back and relax

  • 0

    dylan

    1 month ago

    if just one of those gorillas get infected yall fucked

  • 1

    Xavier

    1 year ago

    one of zombies weaknesses is fire, dragons breath fire, also dragon will fly above the zombies and can be an easy gettaway, also its a fucking dragon.

    • 1

      Xavier

      1 year ago

      and I forgot crossbows have reusable ammo. and Darel is awesome (TWD).

    • 0

      Xavier

      1 year ago

      Daryl not Darel

  • 1

    Ved

    2 years ago

    Dragon breathe fire hahah

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