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37% Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children

63% Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas

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Eat a five course meal in front of 10 starving children
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Steal the bucket from 5 salvation army Santas

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No you can't give them your leftovers and you'd have to spend the stolen money on things for yourself.

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  • 565

    cheesit

    10 years ago

    Brian, you are a horrible person.

    • 361

      theTexan

      8 years ago

      You can still give the kids food as long as its not leftovers.

    • 50

      Jordan Rogers

      8 years ago

      You can still share as Texan said as long as they're not leftovers XD

    • 41

      Stamps

      8 years ago

      You're getting pissed off at something that isn't real. Deal with it.

    • 76

      cheesit

      8 years ago

      whew, Stamps. It looks like we have a badass up in here.

    • 37

      Roarflmao

      8 years ago

      well.. buy some additional food and bring with you when you're eating your 5 course meal? atleast your not stealing anything

    • 7

      jesus. lol nope

      7 years ago

      i know he didnt let us do both

    • 7

      Tyler Webb

      7 years ago

      Says the Santa thief

    • 11

      IncredibleMrB

      7 years ago

      Why not both?

    • 26

      Octavio Gonzales

      7 years ago

      I'll just donate it back to those kids.

    • 18

      guycxz

      7 years ago

      So you eat the meal in front of them. Nothing prevents you from offering them to sit with you and eat with you.

    • 12

      evsey

      6 years ago

      atleast starving kids won't see you taking the money

    • 9

      AlexAnder Katamadze

      6 years ago

      i'd give it for charity...

    • 7

      Jack

      6 years ago

      @theTexan Damnit!!! I hadn't't thought of that

    • 5

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      I like how the tag is 'life' XD

    • 6

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      And also AlexAnder Katamadze, it says that you have to spend the stolen money on things for yourself.

    • 18

      Tamlen

      6 years ago

      Salvation Army is transphobic and homophobic, so.

    • 4

      J Nap

      6 years ago

      @Tamlen. Yep. That's why I chose red too.

    • 4

      Voice Of Reasonable People

      6 years ago

      Coming from the bitch who would steal from the Salvation Army

    • 13

      Hero_Rareheart

      6 years ago

      I would steal 5 EMPTY buckets

    • 5

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      Spend it on clothes way too small for myself, then give them to children. Boom!

    • 4

      DeeDee

      6 years ago

      You can give him more money in return. BOOM!

    • 1

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      i forgot which i picked

    • 5

      Kacper

      6 years ago

      I would just buy them some more food. :)

    • 0

      BrxtnPlayz

      5 years ago

      You could steal the bucket and throw back the money lol.

    • 1

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      You can wear a mask when you steal the buckets, you can't wear a mask and eat.

    • 2

      Brobotnik

      5 years ago

      Watch me stuff my face you lil' shits! Yea, you want some of this don't you?! WELL... here. Whatever.

    • 4

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      Eat a little bit of the 5 course meal then have someone else give the leftovers to the starving children. After all, it only said that YOU couldnt give them leftovers; nothing about giving leftovers to my friend and having him give leftovers.

    • 0

      uwotm8

      5 years ago

      And you can also spend money at the Salvation Army store. P.S. I chose this because this is a Christian organisation and I am atheist.

    • 0

      uwotm8

      5 years ago

      And you can also spend money at the Salvation Army store. P.S. I chose this because this is a Christian organisation and I am atheist.

    • 0

      Cornelius McMuffin

      5 years ago

      And then I would go buy all of them Chic-fil-a

    • 2

      Zackary

      4 years ago

      I would wanna have Santa's chasing me, it would be hilarous

    • 1

      FireLord

      4 years ago

      Never said I can't share the five course meal.

    • 2

      sofia

      4 years ago

      Im a horrible person. I can agree with that

    • 0

      IzzyCat15

      4 years ago

      I'M JEWISH BITCHES!

    • 0

      Jelle van Pijkeren

      4 years ago

      Yu have to spend it on things for urself bitches

    • 0

      Jacob

      4 years ago

      To be honest I get happy seeing other people get happy so buying things for others would be buying things for me too.

    • 0

      Babycakes

      4 years ago

      Don't worry its too much for me anyway so I'll regurgitate it into the children's mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). That's messed up.

    • 0

      Lex Remley

      4 years ago

      I'd want to do both

    • 0

      Yourmadbro

      4 years ago

      I could eat as much as I want until I got full cuz I get full fast then I could sell the rest of the food and buy more food and give those to the children.

    • 0

      Connor

      4 years ago

      Just steal the god damned bucket, and leave the coins.

    • 0

      Charlotte057

      4 years ago

      Eat a speck and give them the rest. :D

    • 1

      lolable

      4 years ago

      if we steal the bucket we can put money in it and give it back duh . . .+ this guy needs his brain checked if he is going to make people pick one of hose options

    • 1

      Sasha_the_Boss

      4 years ago

      SHARE!!!

    • 0

      one ton

      4 years ago

      This question is really just, you want some nice food, or some money. I guess money > food.

    • 1

      Satoshima

      4 years ago

      I am just generally a bad person

    • 0

      SpartanPlayz

      4 years ago

      It Never Said That You Cant Re-Donate What Was In There

    • 1

      Dinosam2010

      4 years ago

      TheTexan helped make my decision.

    • 0

      Meyoumu_Kanpaku

      4 years ago

      ive seen first hand how much money those can get and i know a few really bad salvation army bell ringers not santas btw bell ringers. so yeah just take from the bad bell ringers. 5 buckets wont make that big of a difference the other one just makes you feel so much worse.

    • 0

      Nayaga

      4 years ago

      lmao stuff the poor kids, My food

    • 0

      Kupperz

      4 years ago

      Well erm im sorry but a bitch has gotta eat..and yeah

    • 1

      vogoenix

      4 years ago

      Why would you reject a free five course meal?!

    • 0

      ThatIndieGamer

      4 years ago

      Anyway, you could be arrested from stealing from Salvation Army Santas.

    • 0

      Jamaul Reed

      4 years ago

      First off, no you cannot give the kids your leftovers

    • 1

      Choice Breaker

      3 years ago

      WE ALL ARE!!!

    • 0

      Marla

      3 years ago

      they never said you couldn't share

    • 1

      milanjaromir

      3 years ago

      theTexan you are a genius

    • 1

      Maria

      3 years ago

      HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE!!!!! STOP MAKING FUN OF POOR LITTLE CHILDREN THAT ARE STARVING AT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!! WHAT IF YOU WERE STARVING AND HAD NOTHING TO EAT!!!!! = meow momeow meow meow! meow meow moew moew mooew! moew. :{

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      3 years ago

      so evil

    • 1

      NO

      3 years ago

      Fuck the starving kids

    • 1

      NO

      3 years ago

      Fuck the starving kids

    • 0

      Double A

      3 years ago

      Fuck kids in Africa

    • 2

      mr sniffle

      3 years ago

      you got that right

    • 0

      lol123

      3 years ago

      trololololololol

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Yup. I'd just give 'em 2 or 3 courses and boom. I have a small appetite.

    • 0

      MrRobotHead

      2 years ago

      Lol.

    • 0

      Matthew

      2 years ago

      its not a crime to eat food

    • 0

      yugamle

      2 years ago

      nothing cna be wurse than stealing? so i picked this!! plus it didnt say you could give them outher food aslong as its not leftovers

    • 0

      Real Murderer

      2 years ago

      just kill them after...

    • 0

      Eleanor

      2 years ago

      I could not eat that much. So win win because i can feed them what i cant eat.

    • 0

      Yaboi

      2 years ago

      hi

    • 0

      reshma

      1 year ago

      you can still give them food as long as it's not leftovers

    • 0

      reshma

      1 year ago

      alexa. you have to eat all five courses

    • 0

      Abby

      1 year ago

      I chose this cuz, if you eat a 5 course meal, when your done you can buy the starving kids something.

    • 0

      derrick

      10 months ago

      yes he is

    • 0

      Big man ting

      3 months ago

      Ikr

    • 0

      poopada

      1 month ago

      well the first second one is true i would do that poor children

  • 112

    Derek

    10 years ago

    Just to see them chase me. That would be exceedingly Youtube worthy.

  • 70

    robob

    9 years ago

    So...75% of people would rather steal from the poor instead of the poor watch them eat? What is wrong with you people... my god

    • 17

      Benjamin

      8 years ago

      Yeah, really. It's a choice between starving kids watching you eat, while some people out there get food, and nobody getting food while they have the thoughts and dreams of living an average life of satisfactory wealth.

    • 5

      Theshadowquake

      8 years ago

      thats what i was gonna say

    • 28

      Denivire

      8 years ago

      It said steal the bucket, it never said it had to have money in it at that time, or how much.

    • 55

      SonicDude203

      8 years ago

      you do realize they salvation army is against gay rights and give their money to homophobic organizations. hell! I could even steal the money, give to non-homophobic charities, and feed the five children! problem solved!

    • 22

      Simon

      8 years ago

      I actually just don't like the salvation army.

    • 9

      Chris Jimmons

      8 years ago

      fuck santa

    • 14

      Andrew Hill

      8 years ago

      hey, he never said the money, just the bucket

    • 2

      Anog92

      8 years ago

      The Salvation Army isn't poor.

    • 3

      Konev13

      7 years ago

      This ways an easy question, both ways you'd feel like crap, but you get money from the red option.

    • 2

      Brittany Conner

      7 years ago

      I could just donate the money to the salvation army after I'm done stealing it?

    • 1

      Trodzz

      7 years ago

      i would eat slowly if had chosen to eat. but i'd wait and watch the santa and make sure that there was a lot of money in the bucket before taking it.

    • 0

      Elijah De Pino

      7 years ago

      The santa buckets usually don't have very much money in them, they empty them out into lock-boxes every hour or something, or when they think there is too much money in them. Well... its like this where I live, so I dunno about you people.

    • 0

      Fly Guy

      6 years ago

      It obviously says spend on things for yourself. Charity isn't really paying for one's self.

    • 0

      Kaitlyn Johnson

      6 years ago

      Well here is what I thought... have the kids watch u as they suffer or not have the kids put guilt on u and take buckets that barely have anything in it.

    • 0

      HelixFDB

      4 years ago

      Uh... You do realize you can steal the bucket... And then give the toys and stuff to the kids who were going to get it in the first place, right? If you eat a five course meal, you're 1.) Going to eat yourself to death 2.) Going to make those kids cry

    • 0

      Jonathan

      4 years ago

      I would steal one steal the second and replace it with the first replace third with second fifth with fourth and first with fifth. They all have someone else's bucket but they're all the same charity.

    • 0

      John

      4 years ago

      Well, I would just donate the money back and lie to this machine that I`m using the money on myself.

    • 1

      Lolgitrekt4206969

      4 years ago

      To be honest i didnt want to not steal from the poor, but more, yum, a 5 course meal

    • 0

      Elena

      4 years ago

      you can share the food with the children. it's a 5 course meal.. everyone gets enough food! I don't eat THAT much anyway and how much can little children eat?

    • 0

      Alex

      3 years ago

      Elena read description

    • 0

      Waffle

      3 years ago

      okay robob, these children are SKELETONS pretty much and it would KILL most people to eat a 5 course meal infront of these skeletal children. You could do us a favor and NOT bring us down for what we vote for cause it's just a stupid poll

  • 32

    Lord_Cuntfucker

    8 years ago

    I could use the money to buy a 5 course meal to eat in front of the starving children...

    • 3

      Wolfe

      6 years ago

      you dont get the point do you

    • 2

      Elena

      4 years ago

      BRILLIANT! HAHAHA

    • 2

      Elena

      4 years ago

      When i started reading the comment. I thought you were going to say "I could use the money to buy food for the starving children" so that was an excellent plot twist xD

  • 23

    Evian Adams

    8 years ago

    Salvation Army was in the news for being prejudice against gays. Fuck them.

  • 19

    Mummer16

    9 years ago

    IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE WATCHING ME EAT. Just because they're staring at me doesn't mean they're getting table scraps, same as my dog!

  • 16

    Hector Sanchez

    7 years ago

    Cuz F*ck you. That's why.

  • 12

    PoeticBagel

    8 years ago

    Salvation Army is an asshole charity.

  • 10

    LoyalJoker

    8 years ago

    Either way I am going to Hell...

  • 9

    Alvo Razzi

    7 years ago

    At least you're not personally harming anyone. Besides, this is America, not Africa where they're not as fortunate by far. War, disease, famine, worse than the holocaust.

  • 9

    oliviax3alden

    8 years ago

    wow those are both just terrible!!! but at least the santas aren't the ones suffering typically, they're just volunteers... i couldn't do that to 10 hungry kids i'd give them all the food

    • 0

      Nicolas Hall

      4 years ago

      You could give the starving children a separate meal and still eat your own.

  • 8

    Kendall Walls

    8 years ago

    I'd eat regardless I don't steal...

  • 8

    SleazyMcStevens

    10 years ago

    How hungry are they really?

  • 7

    Emma Gilroy

    8 years ago

    Salvation Army is an incredibly homophobic organization. Given the choice between these two I would gladly steal from them.

  • 6

    Cruelparody

    9 years ago

    there's nothing wrong with eating a meal, its not like i stole it from them. however steal the bucket go to jail

  • 5

    CyborgKittenPoweh

    7 years ago

    give them food as long as its not leftovers. LOOPHOLE.

  • 5

    Kryptical

    7 years ago

    Reds illegal blue isn't however bad I'd feel!

  • 5

    Ryan

    8 years ago

    Use the money to feed the starving children. Obviously

    • 2

      Tim Schneider

      7 years ago

      It says you have to use the money to buy things for yourself.

  • 4

    Dani

    7 years ago

    I wouldn't be able to bear the guilt.

    • 2

      Dani

      7 years ago

      You know, of eating in front of starving kids.

  • 4

    Ralathon

    7 years ago

    The Salvation Army are run by the Evangelical Church and are horrible. Read this www.prosebeforehos.com/cu...our-money/

  • 4

    Joe

    7 years ago

    Screw the Salvation Army and their anti-homosexuality stances.

  • 4

    Kyle Chainey

    7 years ago

    I get money.

  • 4

    SaveTheRejects

    7 years ago

    ...Because being chased down by pissed off Santas' would be hilarious.

  • 4

    That guy from the bar last night

    8 years ago

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PERSON WHO ASKED THIS?

  • 4

    Andrew Hill

    8 years ago

    then go and give them the money, i just want the bucket

  • 4

    Katie

    8 years ago

    I would laugh at the children and rub it in their faces. I hate kids.

  • 4

    cinnabon

    8 years ago

    There is nothing wrong with eating a meal in front of them. It's your meal, your choice.

  • 4

    horsedickdotmpeg

    8 years ago

    A lot of poor people are poor because of addictions, while starving children, well that's just sad

  • 4

    er48827

    8 years ago

    Even if they watch me, it's not to say I wouldn't treat them to a meal after.

  • 4

    saxobeat13

    8 years ago

    I could always donate money a while later...

    • 8

      Void

      8 years ago

      It says you have to use the money to buy stuff for yourself..

    • 1

      Kitten McGee

      8 years ago

      And, Blackjackz, I'd use the money to BUY myself good karma and self entitlement by donating it. This is a joke, BTW

  • 3

    donut_destroyer

    6 years ago

    You can still give them the food sooo…

  • 3

    Riddle Master

    6 years ago

    Why not both?

  • 3

    TheAverageJay

    7 years ago

    Frankly I would find this hilarious.

  • 3

    Seth Scholz

    7 years ago

    Nobody ever said you couldn't let them eat with you; you'd be eating in front of them, and the food would hardly be "left over" if the kids ate it.

  • 3

    raethestrider

    7 years ago

    i actually hate the salvation army. i really like donating, but i saw a news report and stuff from someones family about this: there was a transgender person, and they were homeless so they wanted to sleep in the homeless shelter. it was below zero outside, and they wanted to sleep with their preferred gender. the people at the shelter said no and wouldnt let them and they ended up freezing to death. the salvation army ran that shelter and i knew the family of the person who died...

  • 3

    slaughtrr

    8 years ago

    It made me sad to answer this.

  • 3

    Jeremy

    8 years ago

    I like food. And no, I wouldn't feel guilty.

  • 3

    billmok

    8 years ago

    I'd eat the children.

  • 3

    Johnny

    8 years ago

    the children can close their eyes. besides it's not like i stole their food or something

  • 2

    Migzo407

    4 years ago

    Picking blue is insane.

  • 2

    vbballer.aw

    4 years ago

    I hate this question... It questions my morals!

  • 2

    Inès

    8 years ago

    Hard choice really.. I would never do one of those things

  • 2

    De3ertf0x

    8 years ago

    I have no problem with that- Michael Bluth

  • 2

    kmark

    8 years ago

    dying kids < poor people

  • 2

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    they just watch me, im not stealing from them...

  • 0

    Helviticus

    3 weeks ago

    I would Eat the 5 course meal and then buy the kids food

  • 1

    Tim157

    3 years ago

    I'd give them some cash and tell em to get a McD's

  • 1

    Juuzou Suzuya

    3 years ago

    5 course meal. Then I get to watch more people suffer.

  • 1

    Adrian

    3 years ago

    The bucket. We need the bucket. Avenge the chum bucket.

  • 1

    JorMoo

    3 years ago

    They can eat the meal with you. They aren't eating leftovers.

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