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39% watch your parents be murdered in front of you

61% murder the parents of another family in front of their children

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Watch your parents be murdered in front of you
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Murder the parents of another family in front of their children

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  • 554

    Dan

    7 years ago

    thats fucking horrible, whoever posted that is sickly minded

    • 915

      MichaelS

      7 years ago

      Says the person who chose to kill some child's parents in front of them.

    • 122

      Bob2ball

      7 years ago

      Muhahahhaha

    • 218

      Devon Sait

      7 years ago

      I couldn't live with knowing I caused that much pain, I'd be more at peace with myself if my hands were clean.

    • 105

      Haider

      7 years ago

      Why would you want to kill two innocent parents in front of their children??? That's WEAK!!!

    • 84

      Haider

      7 years ago

      I'd rather lose my parents than kill two innocent parents...

    • 18

      Ysidro

      7 years ago

      lol butthurt

    • 112

      Lorenzo

      7 years ago

      Doesnt say that the parents are innocent Haider ;)

    • 69

      LeBatman

      7 years ago

      @Lorenzo You are a genius. I would kill two married extreme criminals.

    • 149

      shaneac

      7 years ago

      It's basically either be batman, or make a kid batman

    • 7

      Niker107

      7 years ago

      I know I'm really bad.

    • 14

      Franny

      7 years ago

      hey, at least i passed the super hero's test :D

    • 14

      Evi

      6 years ago

      I'd do that, because then i'd be Batman

    • 27

      Francesca Ortiz

      6 years ago

      Having one dead parent is enough. I am keeping my mom no matter what so sorry small children, your parents are going to die.

    • 6

      problemsforall

      6 years ago

      batman is the little child

    • 6

      problemsforall

      6 years ago

      batman is the little child

    • 8

      StarswirlTheBearded

      6 years ago

      Crap, I meant to pick blue. Either way 2 people die, but with red I would also have life in prison. Alone either way.

    • 8

      YvesH93

      6 years ago

      Well it's realy Hard to watch this... but then i 'll become Batman...

    • 3

      BrxtnPlayz

      5 years ago

      This is why we can't have nice things Daniel

    • 6

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      kill abusive parents who treat there children like rag dolls problem solved

    • 3

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Well, just find some children whose parents are terrible and the child has foster parents. Kill the abusive, terrible biological parents. Leave them with their nice foster parents. Yay!

    • 4

      EdgeRevamp

      4 years ago

      xD bud, you said that's fucking horrible but you chose to stab parents in front of their children. It's like saying "It's not nice murdering childrens parents WHIlE stabbing them starring them in the eye xD

    • 2

      Nick

      4 years ago

      ok, you could just murder the worst people in the world, or worst parents

    • 1

      Dan85304

      4 years ago

      Hi Dan.

    • 1

      Lee Bradley

      4 years ago

      i would just kill abusive parents

    • 3

      MiraRobin123

      4 years ago

      I honestly don't mind seeing scary scenes. But, I'm a pacifist, so I wouldn't want to murder someone, even if they're annoying me to my breaking point. And it takes A LOT to get me to that breaking point.

    • 0

      Juicysteak

      4 years ago

      I only picked one so I could comment, but if you killed someone, you'd serve life in jail (in the U.S.), so it's more of "would you rather be an emotionally damaged human forever, or go to jail for life?"

    • 2

      Diamondman10

      4 years ago

      whoever made this is horrible,unkind,evil,and does not know what they were saying

    • 2

      OliverGH

      4 years ago

      Hi DanTDM

    • 1

      Captainfrost

      4 years ago

      lol

    • 1

      matt2k18

      4 years ago

      It isn't as messed up as these results. Man I hate people.

    • 0

      Keelan barron

      4 years ago

      but i cause batman and batgirl?

    • 1

      Zakary

      4 years ago

      I could never bring myself to kill another kids parents in front of them what sick minded person would do that I would rather watch my parents be killed because I could deal with the death of my own but never the death of another I committed

    • 0

      David

      3 years ago

      So true

    • 2

      HardcoreTS

      3 years ago

      SICK PEOPLE!

    • 1

      RatherNot

      3 years ago

      Just kill some asshole parents. LOOPHOLE MOTHERFUCKERS

    • 2

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 2

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M ROBIN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Tyson03

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN

    • 1

      Sierra Foley

      3 years ago

      Seriously, I could never kill someone, not even for family.

    • 1

      IbrahimK

      3 years ago

      U R SO RIGHT

    • 1

      NorosiGameZ

      3 years ago

      Dudes you could just kill WANTED parents. Dude!

    • 1

      Bruh789

      3 years ago

      I only clicked so i could comment and I wouldn't want my parents to die. :P:P:P:P:P:P

    • 0

      SuperHeroCarson

      3 years ago

      ikr thats mean

    • 2

      Mr_Fluffy666

      3 years ago

      I know this sounds fucked but I've always wanted to kill somebodies parents infront of there children just seeing the children scream in terror and the parents squirm with fear its weird i know but i dream of it.

    • 1

      Mr_Fluffy666

      3 years ago

      Also i have anger issues and i have a really really god damn high tipping point my sister annoyed me so much she got me to that point and i flipped the fuck out i grabbed a pocket knife held it to her neck and said take it back about 5 times and she was crying when i dropped the knife and I'm being 100% honest

    • 2

      Mr_Fluffy666

      3 years ago

      I know i need mental help but i don't do that anymore i just rip her hair our bite her as hard as possible and make her cry in a corner and forgot to mention I'm 10 and she's 16 ^-^

    • 2

      Matt

      3 years ago

      I'm batman

    • 0

      Mohamed Bd

      3 years ago

      He is sick , he don't love his family

    • 0

      Do i need a name?

      3 years ago

      I am sorry i didn't mean to do it the would you rather told me to. D:

    • 2

      Garrett Reider

      3 years ago

      I dont kill innocent people normally, and if I watched someone murder my parents, I would grab the sharpest knife I know and murder him. He doesnt have to know if I'm THEERRREE....

    • 1

      Lizzie

      3 years ago

      I was raised by trees

    • 2

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      If I killed the parents of another child- NO! I could never! Blue! Blue! Blue!

    • 0

      Bendakid

      3 years ago

      id better become the FUCKING GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!

    • 0

      Ravenpaw14

      3 years ago

      As much as I like batman, I don't think I could go through that.

    • 0

      Ben L. Davis

      3 years ago

      I'M BATMAN!

    • 1

      Kabe101

      2 years ago

      If it is so horrible, then why did you answer it in the first place then

    • 1

      Tyler

      2 years ago

      I'm sorry, but I couldn't do that to kids

    • 0

      Nightwolf1256

      2 years ago

      This is so messed up!!

    • 0

      John

      2 years ago

      you would want to kill some other kids parents in front of there kids .________________.

    • 1

      Destoyer

      1 year ago

      ones batman and the other is a sicko

    • 1

      Jack The Robloxian

      1 year ago

      Ikr? I had to flip a fucking coin with a loaded gun pointing to my fucking head!

    • 1

      ChristyMaster

      1 year ago

      Yeap

    • 0

      loganbrosnahan

      8 months ago

      Blow it out your ass.

  • 144

    Evillon

    7 years ago

    i just chose this in hopes of being Batman.

    • 7

      SeaBass

      7 years ago

      Exactly what I was thinking ;)

    • 5

      Lord English

      7 years ago

      Better to be Batman than Joe Chill.

    • 4

      jeji

      7 years ago

      I'd be Joker then..

    • 10

      stryph

      7 years ago

      See, I don't want to be Batman...but if I can help a child fulfill THEIR potential as Batman, that's enough for me. I guess I'm just not as selfish as SOME people.

    • 0

      Collyn

      7 years ago

      I want to change my answer...

    • 1

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      I can help! *pulls gun*

    • 0

      ME!

      4 years ago

      XD

    • 0

      Do i need a name?

      3 years ago

      CMERE I AM KILLING YO PARENTS

  • 46

    Declan Linfoot

    7 years ago

    Choose blue, become Batman.

  • 22

    joln

    7 years ago

    Is there a way of bringing the people who want to watch their parents be killed and those who want to kill other peoples parents together?

    • 0

      ailourophile

      3 years ago

      nope there will be blood on your hands and you will have ruined a child's life

  • 20

    Brock Golden

    6 years ago

    If I watch my parents get murdered, can I be Batman?

    • 0

      smartboy2006

      4 years ago

      Yes. Yes you can. BECAUSE IM BATMAN!

    • 1

      Pyrocynical

      3 years ago

      @smartboy2006 No, you are not. You are probably fucking 10 too, judging by your name.

  • 20

    polynomials

    7 years ago

    If it's between you and me, it's gonna be you every time.

  • 16

    Mikaela

    7 years ago

    I. Am. Batman.

    • 18

      Mikaela

      7 years ago

      And sudden realization that I'm not the first to make the joke...I do not get cookie..

    • 0

      RavCsenge

      4 years ago

      *gives cookie*

  • 12

    denonymous

    7 years ago

    ill make their children batman. i am the hero that gotham deserves

  • 9

    Joseluis Nunez

    7 years ago

    Holy fuk!

  • 9

    jakeb27

    7 years ago

    I'd rather be Batman than create Batman.

  • 8

    Victoria

    7 years ago

    I'd rather have to bear the pain myself than inflict it on somebody else.

  • 8

    Tristin

    7 years ago

    you got the idea from the the tv show "dexter" didn't you?

    • 1

      SConnelly53

      7 years ago

      I don't know why my reply went here. This app is fucked up

    • 1

      canthinkofname

      7 years ago

      I'd love to take their spot but if I have to I'd rather murder the parents and adopt the children. Nobody said that the children are 5 yrs old.

  • 7

    ISharted

    7 years ago

    I'd make them watch as i then strip their parents lifeless bodies and rape their dead bodies right in front of them

  • 5

    Sam Harris

    6 years ago

    What is wrong with the guy that posted this?

  • 5

    Joost Bos

    6 years ago

    It's a case of two dead people either way, and either one or three emotionally damaged people. Obvious choice.

  • 5

    Gauldur Blacksoul

    7 years ago

    Batman received the same.

  • 4

    Big Joe

    7 years ago

    I'm assuming I'd get to pick the family...

  • 4

    Tom Swift

    7 years ago

    screw other people i love my parents

    • 0

      BSR

      3 years ago

      Are you related to Taylor?

  • 4

    gebre

    7 years ago

    If the family is of some children that I didn't like I would probably laugh very evil

  • 4

    James Hicks

    7 years ago

    Ok so I'm a sick bastard with a weak heart

  • 3

    Lulu

    5 years ago

    we are all such horrible people

  • 3

    Jaxxel

    6 years ago

    Batman comments ahooooooooyyyy!

  • 3

    Marcus Panico

    6 years ago

    Fuck those kids!

  • 3

    TheAverageJay

    6 years ago

    Just for the amusement of the children's reactions.

  • 3

    Derpina Derpson

    7 years ago

    I'D BECOME HARRY POTTER.OR BATMAN.

    • 0

      Garrett Reider

      3 years ago

      so rather me harry potter cuz he a wizzurd kid under da steps who goes to wizzurd sch00l

  • 3

    Matthew

    7 years ago

    If it was just me as a child I would of chosen blue, but I couldn't let my little sister have to suffer without her parents. Sorry other family.

  • 3

    SOGGYKIWI

    7 years ago

    I'll be become batman

  • 3

    puufpuuf

    7 years ago

    That's just mean both of them very harsh

  • 2

    Alex

    4 years ago

    You could have but be Batman or be Joe Chill

  • 2

    alex werner

    4 years ago

    omg this is sick

  • 2

    Chinllesticks Chin

    4 years ago

    I HATED THEIR GOD DAMNED FAMILY!!! THEY MUST DIE!!!!!

  • 2

    faith frieders

    4 years ago

    thats sad and SICK!!!!!

  • 2

    Nathan

    4 years ago

    That person is sick from his brain

  • 2

    ELWO_762

    4 years ago

    i just cryed about this question

  • 2

    Hellajalapenos

    4 years ago

    How about this: I murder the evil parents that their children don't like and get a wise couple to adopt them??

  • 2

    KiriUzu

    6 years ago

    I could get revenge. But I'd never want to give someone, a child nonetheless, a just reason to want to kill me.

  • 2

    Julian

    6 years ago

    I hope the person meant to post "watch a child's parents get murdered in front of them" not kill.

  • 2

    Carlos Hernandez

    6 years ago

    Id rather lose my parents for two reasons. One, i wouldnt have to cause pain to another child and live with myself. And two, there is a girl involved :p i would really enjoy the attention i would get from her :p. But ive been unfortunately friendzoned....she is so perfect too.... ._.

    • 0

      Sackva

      6 years ago

      If you believe in the friendzone you deserve to be in it.

  • 2

    Samuel Konah

    6 years ago

    No one said the children liked the parents

  • 2

    WAAALT

    7 years ago

    I would murder the parents of the guy the murdered sawyers parents, Karma ftw!

  • 2

    Alvin Cordova

    7 years ago

    If I killed my perents I would kill myself

  • 2

    Nat Lav

    7 years ago

    I'm a terrible person:(

  • 2

    Pelf

    7 years ago

    doesnt say i cant kill the children after, so theres no life-long trauma / emotional scarring for the kids...and i don't get arrested, because it doesnt say that i do.

  • 0

    Sophia

    2 weeks ago

    I would NEVER do that though.

  • 0

    AngelCake102397

    2 weeks ago

    Damn

  • 0

    AngelCake102397

    2 weeks ago

    Damn YOU are demented

  • 0

    MrMysterious

    1 month ago

    i can just get foster parents easy

  • 1

    Alex (Alexandra)

    2 years ago

    Ok,i'm gonna be honest here,I love my parents so i obviously choose murder the parents of another family in front of their children,but this question is just awful,who the fuck posted that

  • 1

    Magic 8 ball

    2 years ago

    if i choose to murder the parents of another family i can just kill abusive parents and the kid will not care

  • 0

    teoki23

    1 month ago

    it's the same question for: do you want to be sasuke or itachi?

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