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go to a gun fight with a pellet pistol

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Go to a knife fight with a butter knife

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The pellet pistol is full and the butter knife is standard.

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  • 91

    Gringomiester

    5 years ago

    1. Shoot their eyes out, 2.???, 3.Profit

    • 66

      JustCarefree

      5 years ago

      Not as fun as gouging the eyes out and shoving the knife into the brain or jamming it into the esophagus. Have fun with pellets.

    • 57

      John Countouriotis

      5 years ago

      1. Shoot one eye out, 2. They shoot you in the head kill you you, 3. ???, 4. Death

    • 32

      Matthew Kent

      5 years ago

      hmm,id throw it and run like a pussy xD

    • 17

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      1.Steal a gun 2.Shoot everyone 3.??? 4. Profit

    • 22

      Apple Jack

      4 years ago

      Stealing a gun requires actually approaching person with said gun. Good luck doing that without being shot.

    • 4

      jack

      4 years ago

      @apple shoot said person in the eyes

    • 25

      funperson

      4 years ago

      i can make them taost and butter it as a peace offering

    • 3

      theme7331

      4 years ago

      @JustCareFree YOUR A SADIST.

    • 4

      Mike Buonomo

      4 years ago

      I hope you aim well while being shot at cause if you miss, you're fucked.

    • 0

      Andrew Cormier

      4 years ago

      ha awesome...

    • 3

      Magic

      3 years ago

      Can I bring a spoon to a knife fight?

    • 5

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      I'll sharpen it 8 hours a day until the battle... SHANK SHANK SHANK

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      3 years ago

      Eating human meat is delicious.

    • 3

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      guess who has a radioactive pellet pistol

    • 3

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      I can dodge a knife, but a bullet? Nope. Nope. I'm not Leo.

    • 2

      Yoloman2443

      2 years ago

      Just take the knife their knife

    • 3

      Yojoeycheetos

      2 years ago

      Your are most likely to survive on the knife fight

    • 0

      jerem

      1 year ago

      you're an idiot

    • 0

      R34CrazyAngleDrifter

      1 year ago

      I use a boning knife as a butter knife. That's my standard butter knife. Have fun with pellets

    • 0

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      If you fail...

    • 1

      Firebird

      1 year ago

      I'd rather have a Chance to die instead of being surely to die.

    • 1

      Majora's Mask

      1 year ago

      A pellet gun is a ranged weapon, but it's not going to kill them unless you have a deadly aim, but a butter knife is still a knife that can do harm

    • 0

      Goldy62

      1 year ago

      Not to brag but im very skilled with a blade (even if its a butter knife i am so skilled i can steal his in the fight)

    • 0

      Edward

      1 year ago

      You would still be able to do alot of damage with a butter knife.

    • 0

      ella

      1 year ago

      go in the knife fight then Run out as fast as you frekin can xD

    • 1

      Chaz Urban

      1 year ago

      it doesn't say you have to just shoot him, so i would just hide, and when they urn out of bullets kick em in the nuts. In a knife battle, their blades probably won't break

    • 2

      michael

      1 year ago

      do it

    • 0

      theslimex

      1 year ago

      1got a knife 2 stab everyone 3??? 4you win

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      1 year ago

      Can kill

    • 2

      UltimateCthulhu

      1 year ago

      modify da gun

    • 0

      Kupperz

      1 year ago

      1. RUN!!! F*CK THIS BULL SH!T

    • 3

      Aadit

      1 year ago

      1: Steal a gun 2: Shoot everybody in the ear and dodge like a BOSS. 3: RUN BEFORE THE COPS FIND OUT

    • 1

      Mudkip1736

      10 months ago

      You could hit and run. Or shoot their hand and get their gun.

    • 0

      Snowleppared

      9 months ago

      @theme7331 And you have bad grammar

    • 0

      Tyler

      8 months ago

      jack You're still gonna get shot. Pellets hurt but bullets kill

    • 0

      Alexa

      5 months ago

      Switch the pellets for bullets. BOOM SHAKA LACA!

    • 0

      Daps

      5 months ago

      1. Shoot one eye out, 2. They shoot you in the head kill you you, 3. ???, 4. Death Do you really think someone could shoot someone and kill them after having their fuCKING EYE SHOT OUT?!

    • 0

      BBSleek_YT

      4 months ago

      I Acedentaly voted wrong

    • 0

      Nate

      2 weeks ago

      2 is kill them, BTW

  • 26

    Rap0nmilk

    5 years ago

    better chance with the butter knife, i do taekwondo , kick the shit out of him if the knife explodes/breaks

    • 17

      Mastortrole Skb

      5 years ago

      Butter knife explosion? LOLwut?

    • 0

      vwert

      2 years ago

      I think your overestimating your abilities and hey im a black belt in karate

    • 0

      vwert

      2 years ago

      I think your overestimating your abilities and hey im a black belt in karate

    • 2

      MachoManShark

      1 year ago

      Butter knife- WARNING! PRONE TO SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!

    • 0

      ken123

      1 year ago

      punches and kicks in a knife fight aren't the best you're still gonna get stabbed trying to control the knife and grappling are way better

    • 0

      Vince

      11 months ago

      legend says that some day someone would kick the shit out of someone and a knife would explode.

  • 17

    Renato Lima

    5 years ago

    They'll never get my dog tag u.u

  • 14

    Andy

    5 years ago

    It would do more damage than the butter knife

    • 53

      cerpintaxt

      5 years ago

      not if you stab hard enough

    • 37

      Andrew Colletti

      5 years ago

      Yeah but the other guy has a gun, the butter knife gives you a chance to win

    • 25

      BKBROWN

      5 years ago

      If you lose the first scenario you get shot. if you lose the second you get stabbed. I'd rather get shot

    • 11

      Andrew Hill

      5 years ago

      are you retarded? you don't go to a knife fight withn the pellet gun, YOU GO TO A GUN FIGHT

    • 7

      Psy

      5 years ago

      Though with the butter knife, you have to get close, and if you're lucky, you can get the actual kinfe out of the other persons hand. That or just shove the butter kinfe through their neck

    • 8

      Nicolas Garcia

      5 years ago

      No one said you can sharpen the butter knife

    • 1

      Nicholas Gauthier

      5 years ago

      umm its a butter knife to KNIFE FIGHT

    • 5

      LeBatman

      4 years ago

      You could actually run from a knife fight

    • 4

      ChaosPowerCP

      4 years ago

      With the gunfight I have a guaranteed death. With knife fight I might still be able to win if I stab hard enough.

    • 0

      AUSTIN

      1 year ago

      But you would get shot by a gun with a nice you can run

    • 1

      CM PUNK

      1 year ago

      yes it will do

    • 0

      revenge of the toilets

      1 year ago

      No.

    • 1

      funny Isaac

      1 year ago

      BAD

    • 0

      thunderlight2004

      10 months ago

      What about a 1000 degree experiment glowing one?

    • 1

      FreeMoney???

      5 months ago

      Do you not know what a butter knife is?

  • 11

    shittycats

    5 years ago

    Meow

  • 8

    Dakota

    5 years ago

    How badass would it be if you won with the butter knife? Just saying

  • 7

    Matthew Robinson

    5 years ago

    Butter Knives are very dangerous. I actually have a scar on my pointer finger from when I was trying to cut a bagel and I slipped and cut my finger. Why I was cutting a bagel with a butter knife I will never know.

    • 0

      Eox

      2 months ago

      Same! Except the scar is on a different place, and it was a different situation ...

    • 0

      King of NFS: R

      4 weeks ago

      @Eox I want to know this situation...

  • 6

    Mr. No Name

    5 years ago

    You can kill someone with a butter knife by stabbing it through there eye

  • 6

    kyle

    5 years ago

    Can I have two butter knifes

  • 5

    NiceWorkBoyo

    5 years ago

    At least you could run away.

  • 5

    Cooney

    5 years ago

    Butter knives have a heaver handle and are all metal, so you can use it as a bludgeoning weapon.

  • 4

    GLaDoS

    4 years ago

    Get shot in the head, or run in the opposite direction so law enforcement can help me, while the people with the other knifes rage/throw their knifes at me so I now am on equal fighting ground

  • 4

    setrakakan

    5 years ago

    I can defend myself fairly well with just a butter knife.

  • 3

    qwert93159

    5 years ago

    Knives can do a lot more damage than bullets, but I'd stand a much better chance with a butter knife against a regular knife than a pellet pistol against a real gun. At least I have the slightest chance of winning with the butter knife.

  • 3

    Marcus

    5 years ago

    Pellet guns can kill u know

    • 4

      ಠ_ಠ

      5 years ago

      yes, but you would need the circumstances to be perfect, and that is not very likely seeing as how it is a gun fight

    • 1

      Nick Goode

      5 years ago

      @Marcus You are retarded

  • 0

    jholbrook182

    5 days ago

    Never said that you can’t sharpen the butter knife, LOOPHOLE!

  • 2

    Patrick Anderson

    1 year ago

    Disarming someone with a knife is much easier and less dangerous than trying to disarm someone with a gun. Just saying. Not only that, but you can still do some real damage woth a butter knife.

  • 2

    jerem

    1 year ago

    You're all missing the point.This question isn't about your /weapon/, it's about your /situation/.

  • 2

    Cecelia Vera

    3 years ago

    In the knife fight, at least you can juke other people out. Since ur opponent had to be close to you.

  • 2

    mr but

    3 years ago

    If you couldn't use a weapon and the other guy had a knife than you would still have a fighting chance

  • 2

    Thane

    3 years ago

    Knife fight. Unarming would be easier.

  • 2

    Joe Slinger

    4 years ago

    Butter knife? I'm a butler, and silverwares are my expertise.

  • 2

    Jackie Blois

    5 years ago

    Bitch please. I'd bring a spoon and win.

  • 2

    Lindsay

    5 years ago

    Nobody said what kind of guns the other people at the gun fight had. For all we know, they have a bunch of water guns and here I am barging in on a fun family outing with a fucking pellet gun.

  • 0

    Phear

    2 weeks ago

    I have really horrible aim... Plus, I like stabby stabby.

  • 0

    datdabdoe

    3 weeks ago

    butter spreading fight!

  • 0

    King of NFS: R

    4 weeks ago

    I'll stab the guy that is picking a fight with me, then butter my bread. Mmmm, bloody.

  • 0

    Austin

    1 month ago

    I'm a fast motherfucker I don't know about you but I could get away

  • 1

    Justin

    1 year ago

    butter knife kokiri sword- hero of time

  • 1

    Im Weird :P

    1 year ago

    I think the question is do you want to put yourself in a situation where you're in a gun fight or a knife fight.

  • 1

    IlhamFriezzz

    1 year ago

    Didnt say you cant bring a partner to the fight. I can bring my girlfriend (Yuno Gasai) to fight for me. Butterfly knife is not so small now right???

  • 1

    alex

    1 year ago

    you can break your butter knife on the edge of the arena and then there you have it folks a shank

  • 1

    Blitzerwolf2861

    1 year ago

    I have a pellet pistol that put a crack on my wall.......... And almost killed a cat

  • 1

    OMEGA

    1 year ago

    you die quicker with this one

  • 1

    Annabelle

    1 year ago

    at least knife wounds are no where near as fatal

  • 1

    ksi

    2 years ago

    It could be a nerf gun fight

  • 1

    Omnomodon

    3 years ago

    This way is SO much more painful for the victim >:)

  • 1

    sub

    3 years ago

    would be easy to kill with a butter knife

  • 1

    Patrick Star

    3 years ago

    Well you can still shank with a butter knife

  • 1

    CHR1S

    3 years ago

    Pellets to the eye!

  • 1

    SalsaInABowl

    3 years ago

    Pellet pistols still can kill in very specific spots.

  • 1

    devil

    3 years ago

    Butter knife!!! It's the ultimate weapon in divergent, ask peter

  • 1

    Zellona

    3 years ago

    Screw that, I'm running away!

  • 1

    Ashton Mcgillicuddy

    4 years ago

    It didnt say you couldn't bring a gun to the knife fight!!!

  • 1

    Andrew

    4 years ago

    be easier to kill

  • 1

    Merlin Plummer

    4 years ago

    FUK I mis-clicked trying to hit the info button. FML :l

  • 1

    Matt

    5 years ago

    well you see you throw the butter knife at one of the people with knifes, beat the shit out of them take their knife and then you are good to go.

  • 1

    Joshua Brown

    5 years ago

    FLEE, FLEE, FLEE!!!!

  • 1

    Rasmus Dalsgaard

    5 years ago

    You could always stab them in their eyes.

  • 1

    Fuzzly

    5 years ago

    Time to spread the joy.

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