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88% Have your blood sucked by a vampire

12% Have your brain eaten by a zombie

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Zombie or Vampire

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Both choices leading to the "same" state (you turn into a zombie/vampire OR you die in both cases)

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  • 510

    Brendan

    11 years ago

    The I could be a vampire and live forever rather then walk everywhere and stink like a zombie.

    • 180

      SAUCY SCOTSMAN

      8 years ago

      And if your whole brain was eaten by the zombie, you wouldn't turn into one, just die.

    • 117

      Anthony

      8 years ago

      But you would die in sun light NO SPARKLING

    • 167

      Freq-Sho

      8 years ago

      as long as I don't freakin' sparkle I'm up for immortality

    • 37

      Seth

      8 years ago

      to become a Vampire, you gotta get his blood into yours.

    • 30

      Nystro

      8 years ago

      @Anthony I would die before sparkling.

    • 16

      Autumn

      8 years ago

      @Anthony I would kill myself anyway

    • 18

      Bryce Shepherd

      8 years ago

      @Seth But when vampires drink your blood, they drink yours and replace it with their own.

    • 15

      jack

      7 years ago

      even if u live to roam a zombie the chance is your last sight will be a shotgun shell and your own blood spill in the cold endless night

    • 3

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      7 years ago

      i have a i

    • 18

      hi

      7 years ago

      @Anthony Vampires just grow weak in the sun, and I can wear a hood.

    • 9

      FinMagotti

      7 years ago

      I do not agree with you Anthony! I am a vampire and i sparkle!

    • 2
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      Lucifer

      7 years ago

      Having your blood sucked by a vampire does not mean you turn in to one...it means you die of severe-blood loss...and then you turn in to a Ghoul...which is basically a zombie, only it's also a slave to the vampire.

    • 6

      Apost1997

      7 years ago

      Being zombie is much cooler :D

    • 4

      Thatguy

      7 years ago

      Read the description, you turn into a zombie

    • 8

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      @Anthony vampires don't die in sunlight. They temporarily lose their powers.

    • 5

      Charlie Llamason

      7 years ago

      @Anthony vampires only lose power in the sun traditionally so at night you can fly around as a bat and during the day live like a human.

    • 3

      Jose

      7 years ago

      @anthony, the originol novles of vampires made them lose their powers in daylight, not die

    • 2

      Leonidas3234

      6 years ago

      you could wear sunglasses and a mantle and be fine in the sunlight

    • 6

      Leonidas3234

      6 years ago

      we don't actually know anything about vampires because theory are fictional creatures and there are many opinions about what they might be or how there poweres work, but really, we have no idea about anything

    • 4

      qwerty123

      6 years ago

      The original vampire folklore said that they are just nocturnal. Not burned by the sun. HAHA ZOMBIES! TAKE THAT!

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      Just live normally. qwerty is right, I guess. sleep all day...

    • 4

      ryan

      6 years ago

      Twilight is my reasoning

    • 1

      Utah G

      6 years ago

      who would ask such a stupid question? Would i rather be immortal or a walkind dead guy whose neck hangs loose.

    • 2

      GeneralBoomer

      5 years ago

      I choose vamp mostly because of Hypixel's 'Vampire Z' Zombie are slaughtered, while vampires are pretty damn strong

    • 2

      andre

      5 years ago

      As long as I'm not from twilight I agree

    • 1

      404error

      5 years ago

      @hi Fabric and things don't do anything to stop vampires from burning

    • 2

      BleepBloop

      5 years ago

      @Anthony I would bring an umbrella :3

    • 0

      Emily

      5 years ago

      Same!

    • 0

      jackstorm07

      5 years ago

      If you choose get your head crack open by a zombie you have problems

    • 0

      Kyouran21

      5 years ago

      Let the ship sail, and the fanservice being

    • 0

      DEADPOOLOJ341

      5 years ago

      has no one seen Dark Shadows lol just carry a umbrella with you

    • 0

      meowadam

      5 years ago

      i like getting my blood sucked if you know what i mean ;)

    • 1

      Kickvin

      5 years ago

      so true

    • 0

      Maxi Vione

      5 years ago

      Anthony, you could still use a hat or sonething, so you cant burn

    • 1

      Trenton Worthy

      4 years ago

      Fuck you, I'd rather be a zombie

    • 1

      rexerrose

      4 years ago

      FUCK TWILIGHT AND THEIR STUPID SPARKLY VAMPIRES THEY SUCK

    • 0

      rexerrose

      4 years ago

      ... IDK if that counts as a pun but... no pun intended

    • 1

      fartface

      4 years ago

      living forever

    • 1

      PrimeMegalodon

      4 years ago

      I could destroy the Illuminati with no effort

    • 2

      SpinoKitten

      4 years ago

      Good flying batty times

    • 1

      ItsRillix

      4 years ago

      I just hope I don't sparkle.

    • 0

      SatanicShite

      4 years ago

      ZA WAAAARUDOOO

    • 0

      Dragirl

      4 years ago

      If a vampire wear then glitter u wont die in sunlight

    • 0

      TheSkyrimLord169

      4 years ago

      it'd be less painful

    • 1

      Maartje22

      4 years ago

      love me some vampires

    • 0

      Wordflux10

      4 years ago

      YEY I GET 2 START TEH APOCALYPS!!! BRAINZ!! GET REKT U VAMPIRZ!!

    • 3

      Donald Trump

      4 years ago

      Having your brain eaten will basically guarantee your death. If you turn into a vampire, you're pretty much immortal and will still be alive.

    • 1

      LiterallyHitler

      4 years ago

      @Seth No, just if you are bitten, you will turn into a vampire.

    • 2

      nicole

      4 years ago

      YAY WE GET 2 LIV 4 EVAH!!! SUK IT ZAMBIES

    • 0

      Yes

      4 years ago

      WHO TF NAMED YOU BRENDAN ANYWAYS YOU HEAD ASS DWARF ASS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • 2

      greaterfiend

      4 years ago

      If your brain was eaten by a zombie, in those movies where zombies eat only brains and nothing else you'd still turn into one. I'd rather be bitten by a vampire, but then there's no guarantee you'd become a vampire, it depends on what you watch and read. Some you have to be bitten by a pureblood, if not pure then they can't turn you, some bitten period, some has to be a transfer of blood, etc.

    • 0

      Greg Alarcon

      4 years ago

      I wanna be a daywalker like Blade

    • 2

      voldmaks9700

      4 years ago

      If i had one wish it would be to be a vampire, i honestly love vampire

    • 0

      EnderChibi

      4 years ago

      Ye

    • 0

      mattcern

      4 years ago

      I could call my self SCP-49-1.. That would be fucking cool

    • 2

      Mkakee

      3 years ago

      vampires are sexy

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Please. I want to die with my mind intact if i do.

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      My arm. Do not mind that.

    • 0

      Drew

      3 years ago

      Basically this question is be a vampire or a zombie

    • 0

      Caughtdog136

      2 years ago

      True dat

    • 0

      Hitman Joe

      2 years ago

      "you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villan." is the reason i chose zombie.

    • 0

      no

      2 years ago

      being a vampire not bad

    • 0

      reshma

      1 year ago

      and zombies can be killed much more easily than vampires

  • 49

    Kikira

    8 years ago

    Only if it's a non-queer non-Twilight vampire

  • 28

    Da BloB

    8 years ago

    Not a twilight vampire though.. i wouldnt get through the shame

  • 25

    coatman

    10 years ago

    Kinky

  • 16

    MarkTheGr8

    9 years ago

    I got plenty of blood, but only one brain. And some holes in my neck or hole in my skull? I think I know what is less painful. And I also like to use my brain for... ehrr.. what is it we use a brain for again?

    • 2

      PEPSI-AND-PIE

      5 years ago

      so you would suck every ones blood that's not the doughy move

  • 14

    WeirdPedo

    7 years ago

    Since I despise Twilight, I'm gonna guess that I don't sparkle, I live forever, my blood shakes bring all the guys to the coffin, and I can change into a bat. And no school, just sleeping in the day, out at night. Hell yes I'm a vampire.

  • 11

    Ptess254

    9 years ago

    Coatman, you are a god, plus I could womanize twilight readers and then shoot them

  • 8

    TheBeast14

    8 years ago

    Well i'm not a vampire but I feel like one, sometimes I sleep all day, because I hate the sun-li-ight, my hands are always shaking, body's always aching and the dark is when I feed, well I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed, with me! And whiskey seems to be my holy water, mothers better lock your doors and hide your daughters! This just felt neccisary! But for the zombies part: Well i'm not a zombie but I feel like one, today, self-induced comatose, chemical daze! My head is always spinning from this dizzy, blurry vision, and my stomach has had enough, I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby 'cause i'm always throwing up! :D Name the song that them 2 paragraphs are from and you deserve a gold star!

    • 2

      TheBeast14

      8 years ago

      Wow, it removed all spaces :/ Now it's just a block of text, you should still be able to read it!

    • 1

      Logan Brandson

      8 years ago

      I'm not a Vampire by Falling in Reverse :)

    • 0

      TheBeast14

      8 years ago

      Yep :D Love that song and band! And the old ETF with Ronnie!

  • 6

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    zombies are brainless, emotionless, and kind of just douche the world up. so i wouldnt wanna be one of them.

  • 6

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    I'd rather be a sexy vamp then have Milla shoot me in the head.

    • 0

      Ryan Falkinham

      6 years ago

      Wouldn't work. You can only kill a vampire with a wooden steak to the heart. Mmmmmmm steeeeeeaaaak

  • 5

    Roxy Winters

    4 years ago

    I would be a vampire! Zombies suck. Plus, i would sparkle!

  • 5

    beccaBANDICOOT

    8 years ago

    This way I could still be alive... or at least undead.

  • 5

    mountaindewmachine

    8 years ago

    at least id have a consious mind

  • 5

    Alex60517

    8 years ago

    I hate vampires.

    • 2

      rexerrose

      4 years ago

      i dont hate vampires...unless they are from twilight...twilight vampires SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL,classic vampires however... i think there cool

    • 0

      charmeleon667

      4 years ago

      me to

    • 0

      Panda07

      2 years ago

      Cool vampires: Only loose their powers in sunlight, suck blood, isn`t drawn into a love triangle, actually follow the classic vampire rules. Bad vampires: Twilight nuff said

  • 5

    jnell3

    9 years ago

    A vamp you would feel it where as a zombie you have no feeling in your brain.

    • 13

      Morgan Eckley

      8 years ago

      Actually, many legends agree that when a vampire bites you and sucks your blood, they basically release a sort of anesthetic into your system and it actually feels good. Plus, considering your brain is made up of a bunch of nerve endings, I'm pretty sure you'd feel it.

    • 0

      Fabio Ramses Olguin

      5 years ago

      But if a zombie bites your brain you should die/turn into zombie in that instant, so there is no pain ;)

    • 1

      Edger

      4 years ago

      No you don't "die" instantly. It also depends on the situation.

  • 3

    Jsolar

    7 years ago

    u dont see any good films about zombies now

    • 0

      DuckTummy

      4 years ago

      I-Zombie though, and I am Legend, oh shit, man! Those are good!

  • 3

    CyborgKittenPoweh

    7 years ago

    rather live forever,just with the down of having to get a crapload of sunblock,then be a mindless zombie that gets shot in the head soon.

  • 3

    Jordan Lawton

    7 years ago

    Vampires are nothing in comparison to the amount of mosquito bites i get in the summer

  • 3

    Jessica Mijares

    8 years ago

    I would be more than happy to be bitten by Damon(Vampire Diaries) but if Edward even comes near be someone's gna get some blue balls...

  • 3

    agrinningfox

    8 years ago

    But I'm only going to become a vampire if it's for real. None of that Cullen magic-fairy-dust sparkly stuff. Maybe like a Buffy vampire? Wouldn't mind having the face transformation, but the soul switch would be a little unsettling... Ooh! No! WoD vampire. I'll kill people with my angst.

  • 3

    juniorpogi

    8 years ago

    Well, if my blood will be sucked by Moka Akashiya, I'm down.

  • 3

    Mikaela

    8 years ago

    One question though.. Twilight or Dacula vampire?

  • 2

    Wokadee2004

    4 years ago

    The bite could have a chance to land on your 'sweet spot', plus a neck bite is sexy. & you could hide your vampirics & retain your knowledge on everything you've learned. A zombie you just lose your memory & reek.

  • 2

    Jasmine Diaconu

    4 years ago

    I'm already a vampire

  • 2

    Zaxen

    5 years ago

    If i can be a bat and fly.....HELL YEA

  • 2

    Jonas

    7 years ago

    I'd be a vampire so I could have an excuse for staying inside and playing Injustice, Minecraft and Skyrim. :D

  • 2

    Elisabeth

    8 years ago

    Vampires would still have mental capability

  • 2

    Lili Phew

    8 years ago

    I like my zombies.

  • 2

    Idiocy

    8 years ago

    I'd be down with being a vampire. Sleep all day, up all night. I do that already. o: I WONDER IF ALL ANTISOCIAL INTERNET ADDICTS ARE REALLY JUST VAMPIRES ??

  • 2

    Tessa

    8 years ago

    But only a real vampire, not one of those sparkly idiots.

  • 2

    Rof1 Waffl3

    8 years ago

    As long as i don't have to be in a twilight novel, sign me up for blue any day.

  • 0

    allymo1234

    3 weeks ago

    wow

  • 0

    INDIANJS

    1 month ago

    R U GUYS IDIOTS? SUCKING A BLOOD IS MORE PAIN THAN GETTIN BRAIN EATEN AS WE DIE SLOWLY WITH MORE PAIN!

  • 0

    Nibonium

    1 month ago

    Have fun fearing non cloudy weather vampires Moonlight is just sunlight. I'll be dead and...

  • 0

    Tristyn

    1 month ago

    They never said how much

  • 0

    Twaiders

    1 month ago

    i like the tast of blood

  • 1

    Nunya Buiznezz

    2 years ago

    If Damon was the one to suck my blood I'd be happy af. Vampire Dairies Ref.

  • 1

    TotallyFake

    3 years ago

    Can I suck their blood back? Then I would transform :)

  • 1

    KittenGirl

    4 years ago

    Would you rather be an awesome immortal vampire or a dead guy obsessed with brains

  • 1

    Logan

    4 years ago

    Well, If we're going off of the original Vamp. myths i just lose my powers in the sunlight, Nosferatu is where the Vampires burning in broad daylight comes from.

  • 1

    Assassin5953

    5 years ago

    Trick question, zombies dont eat brains. Their priority is to spread the disease

    • 0

      Ashleigh

      4 years ago

      At least ur being logical...

    • 0

      Sly Absol

      4 years ago

      ugh, apperently u haven't watched zombieland, they go for the brain u idiot

  • 1

    Boopde

    5 years ago

    I'm sure being a vampire could lead to some interesting bedroom nibbles lol

  • 1

    Mincer

    5 years ago

    I don't want to fucking sparkle.

    • 1

      DuckTummy

      4 years ago

      But, you won't. And guess what. Zombies die in the daylight, vampires lose their powers until nightfall.

  • 1

    PEPSI-AND-PIE

    5 years ago

    YAY WALKING DEAD

  • 1

    Colten

    5 years ago

    I would become Liv Moore.

  • 1

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    I really see vampires as you are the same person except you can only survive by sucking blood and 99% of everything kills you. Seriously, watch Cinemassacre's video on Vampires.

  • 1

    mackenzie

    6 years ago

    Vampires don't die and they can fly

  • 1

    TragicallyGraceful

    6 years ago

    Zahmbies for sure. I've just always loved zombies yeah

  • 1

    YoungSeagul

    7 years ago

    Dracula Dracula (ect.)

  • 1

    Abdul

    7 years ago

    the vampire could be like taylor swift or miranda kerr...I'm cool with that

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