Add Question

Question Title

Would you rather...

Blue Option
Red Option
 

 

Back to top

Would you rather...

57% Always know when people are lying

43% Always get away with lying

Would you rather...

57%
915,168 agree
Always know when people are lying
43%
681,302 disagree
Always get away with lying

Lie Detector

added by Zach Dunn
Loading Comments…

You would never be caught for telling a lie.

  • Meta Votes1,596,470 votes
  • Tags
Unmoderated: This question has not been reviewed by Either moderators. Content may be misformatted, offensive or inappropriate in nature.

1,141 comments

  • 337

    Derek

    10 years ago

    But like, being able to tell when people are lying really impacts my day to day life very little. Nine times out of ten I really don't care if people are lying or not. But being able to get away with every lie I would ever need to tell? Priceless.

    • 191

      Mizzoulover

      8 years ago

      I mean you could go to a news station, tell everyone you are supposed to be the news anchor, and then tell everyone you are now the president.

    • 135

      shadowspartan10

      8 years ago

      And you could say yolo and swag gives you cancer/aids and it would stop the uprising of stupid

    • 13

      Andrew

      7 years ago

      LOL I like that idea shadwospartan and @derek it could affect you a lot because everyone you know could actually hate you and say they like you and so on and so on...

    • 103

      midori

      7 years ago

      "i'm batman" "OH SHIT YOU ARE!"

    • 60

      kyle coady

      7 years ago

      Just like the jedi mind trick, only i have better uses in mind. "I swear officer, I was given all of this gold by a leprechaun at the end of a rainbow, I'm not the guy who just robbed this bank." "Well then, Carry on"

    • 39

      Zaltys

      7 years ago

      "I am God."

    • 38

      PEN15

      7 years ago

      No more homework. just say your dog ate it

    • 43

      Max

      7 years ago

      "I can tell if your lying or not". Win.

    • 6

      Jonas Ghebru

      7 years ago

      Sure thing

    • 7

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      just like that how the lie was made movie!

    • 5

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @ Max...... your comment made my choice

    • 13

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      "Everyone has to give me all their money or they'll be tracked down and shot on sight."

    • 8

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      someone teach me arabic to that i can trick isis into believing that if they commit suicide that they will gueranteeably go to heaven

    • 4

      Teleos

      5 years ago

      Go to another universe, specifically the RWBY universe. Walk up to Team RWBY. "I swear, Ozpin told you girls that you're supposed to bang with me a lot." WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    • 18

      GeneralBoomer

      5 years ago

      Being red does not mean everything you say becomes true. It just says you get away with lying about it

    • 4

      adamfde

      4 years ago

      "I you lie, you die" win win

    • 16

      Daimyan Thorpe

      4 years ago

      "Teacher my foot ate my homework." "Ok,Whatever..." SO MANY SKILLS TO BE HAD THAT DAY

    • 13

      Logan

      4 years ago

      *walks up to bill gates* "i own microsoft, the house you've been living in, and all of your money. now get outta here." "okay bye"

    • 4

      Awesomerango

      4 years ago

      Who else gets reminded of Jessica Jones's Kilgrave?

    • 4

      Heroboy99

      4 years ago

      doing this counters the Lie detector and says truth all the way 100%

    • 8

      Ollie_LOL_King

      4 years ago

      *to crush* hey if we don't fuck everyday you'll die

    • 5

      Allahu-chan

      4 years ago

      These are not the droids you are looking for

    • 3

      Teddy

      4 years ago

      I agree, but it doesn't mean the people you lie to believe you.

    • 4

      Matthew Doherty

      4 years ago

      Think about it if you can get away with any lie that means you can steal anything and lie that someone else did it or even better you can lie that it's your's and since you can get away with any lie........... ROBBING SPREE!!!!!

    • 6

      David Boyajian

      4 years ago

      It could even be the crappiest lie ever and I would still get away with it.

    • 2

      Xenoh

      4 years ago

      And you can get away with murder, or watching porn XD

    • 8

      Kyle

      4 years ago

      Did you rob that bank and steal millions of dollars? No. Ok let him go

    • 5

      Fedora Kitty

      4 years ago

      I can finally kill this kid I hate, SEE YOU IN HELL, CHARLES!

    • 3

      Oskar

      4 years ago

      your lying

    • 2

      Alison

      4 years ago

      When I lie it's not like a gigantic lie o

    • 5

      Thomas Baja

      4 years ago

      but if ur a cop then you will get a lot of money in interrogations and shit

    • 2

      Grace

      4 years ago

      yeah u could tell people they r your servents.

    • 3

      Hank

      4 years ago

      Priceless? or how about getting rich doing it?

    • 5

      Slenderking

      4 years ago

      U could rob a bank and say u didn't do it and u would get away

    • 4

      Hey Its Kylie

      4 years ago

      You could buy a phone and a house (if you had the money) and get away wit hit :) .

    • 2

      Luffy

      4 years ago

      CHANGE MY ANSWER

    • 1

      BlueKnight2035

      4 years ago

      i picked the wrong one i wasnt paying attention lol

    • 4

      Freddy fuckboy

      4 years ago

      IM A EVIL FUCKING BASTARD

    • 2

      GoldenManDude

      4 years ago

      I know most people are lying to me so I now have proof

    • 2

      Nathan

      4 years ago

      I already get away with lying 99% of the time anyways.

    • 1

      Foxyvsfreddy

      4 years ago

      You could say the brain is an app! :O

    • 1

      Kupperz

      4 years ago

      Teacher:Where is your homework? Me: My pigate it. Mom didn you lie to yourteacher? Me"No ok

    • 3

      Justin

      4 years ago

      You can get away with 100% everything who robbed the bank wasent me

    • 1

      JAM

      3 years ago

      Thats kinda dumb

    • 1

      Evalgra

      3 years ago

      I would make a badass detective though if I could tell whenever someone was lying.

    • 3

      SgtFluffy

      3 years ago

      I could rob a bank and when the police officers point the gun at me i could be like, Im not the person your looking for *waves hand in their face*

    • 2

      Kupperz

      3 years ago

      Hey your going to give me 1 million dollars.. boom

    • 2

      10/10

      3 years ago

      I already get away with it sooo

    • 2

      Kitkatlovesgaming34

      3 years ago

      BOI I can kill them NO ONE TELLS LIES TO MISS KITTY

    • 1

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Well if Red says ALWAYS get away Lying then it Counters Blue Choice

    • 1

      lolomine09

      2 years ago

      I could become a politician!

    • 1

      Drew

      2 years ago

      Blue is super useful for what I'm going through

    • 0

      datdabdoe

      2 years ago

      if you can tell whan people are lying you would know the sighns of lying therfor avoid themallowing you to get away with any lie.dont try any thing ridicoulus though youl get put in a mental hospital

    • 0

      Sarken

      2 years ago

      YOU FUCKER YOU MADE ME WANNA CHANGE MY ANSWER BUT I CANT

    • 0

      dylan

      2 years ago

      yee

    • 1

      Levi

      2 years ago

      but imagine that one person that always knows when people are lying meeting up with the person that gets away with lying what then?

    • 0

      Cheeseburger

      1 year ago

      Oh crap I changed my mind to red

    • 1

      Meme-man_69

      1 year ago

      If I knew when people lied, I would prob lose all my friends

    • 2

      RecycledBlackCrap

      1 year ago

      GeneralBoomer It almost does mean everything you say does happen BECAUSE If I were to say for example that I'm a god then people would believe me and they likely would start worshiping me like a god. Even if you are right then at least I'll never be in trouble for lying cause the option says that I'll get away with my lies. Therefore, In my opinion, it's still a better option then knowing when others are lying to you.

    • 1

      Dark Fang

      1 year ago

      And if you do know their lying there's a chance you can't do much about it...

    • 1

      Jay

      1 year ago

      plus surprises? Court? your golden

    • 0

      Evalgra

      5 months ago

      I want to say picking red makes you the villain

    • 0

      Lena (¬‿¬)

      2 months ago

      who cares if picking red makes you the villain, I think it's a good choice and I don't regret it.

  • 68

    Autarctic

    10 years ago

    Knowledge is power and knowing the lies would be useful when i always know it and always know i know it!

    • 337

      Daniel Rivera

      8 years ago

      Rob a bank... "did you rob the bank"?? Nope... "ok have a nice day" You can live whatever life you want

    • 50

      Za'chary Westbrook

      8 years ago

      It'd also be depressing as hell.

    • 42

      mm777

      8 years ago

      being able to call a bluff in a poker game is nice

    • 5

      Smokey.Kat

      8 years ago

      LoL, Daniel

    • 70

      rarity the unicorn

      7 years ago

      parent: "of course i love you honey" me: "lying piece of crap!!!" ignorance is bliss

    • 31

      TheBIGbadTOE

      7 years ago

      It would also be good watching the presidential debates

    • 18

      Kburger

      7 years ago

      Try going on a date, when you know your date is lying it would be complete torture, and when your date won't know if your lying it would always end up well. Take your pick........

    • 9

      Khaled Fadel

      7 years ago

      Just cause you know they are lying doesn't mean you can prove it

    • 14

      nigg

      7 years ago

      yeah cept you are reactive to other people. this i can lie about anything and have it be true. "i swear i had more votes than obama" or im sure i had 100000000 dollars in my bank yesterday. reimburse me

    • 3

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      I'm gonna type the same comment I did on the last person that talked about robbing a bank. "You would get away with the lie but not robbing a bank, it says you would get away with it not that people would believe you.

    • 4

      Ford Williams

      7 years ago

      @mm777 Being able to bluff in a poker game is also nice.

    • 16

      Mike

      7 years ago

      "Hello, I am the president and the law states that you have to give me all your money." I think this one wins

    • 3

      Somedude

      6 years ago

      But you would know the truth, who would believe you if you told everyone you know when someones lying with 100% accuracy. Theres lots of truth in the world thats tries to get its voice out over the voice of corruption. But it never makes an impact unless proven and shown to everyone.

    • 14

      Infernova

      6 years ago

      What if both meet?

    • 2

      Alex

      6 years ago

      But you could steal & get away with it and use the money to get yourself lie detector contacts or something

    • 1

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @Matthew.... exactly.... you can get away with it.... it doesn't matter whether they believe it or not

    • 0

      Tasha xx

      6 years ago

      I could be a lie detector!!!! Beep beep beep XD

    • 0

      LbortZ

      4 years ago

      you would have to be able to rob the bank in the first place, meaning dont get shot by the police

    • 1

      Juan Fernandez

      4 years ago

      You wouldn't need to be able to tell bluffs you could say "I've got a royal flush" and then they'd just fold

    • 1

      kings crown gaming

      4 years ago

      If you always know when there lying how can you prove it, well you can't and no one will believe in you. :)

    • 0

      would_you_rather

      4 years ago

      Rob a bank..."don't shoot me I'm not doing anything wrong. Also your boss told me that you need to give me all that money. By the way none of this ever happened." It would be like having Jedi powers!

    • 1

      snowman

      4 years ago

      Dumbass... Getting away with anything you want is way more useful you idiot

    • 0

      Alex

      4 years ago

      Banana starts with a "b" but normally it starts with an "i". That statement is true.

    • 1

      HazardousInferno

      4 years ago

      But your profile picture is of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes who however isn't that smart.

    • 0

      Speedy

      3 years ago

      While my brother lies all the time, it's plenty obvious, and knowing doesn't help

  • 50

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    you can just lie after robbing a bank and say you didnt and get away with 300000$

    • 51

      Marco

      7 years ago

      Don't even need to rob them like that, just tell them they owe you 100 trillion dollars. :)

    • 16

      NinjaCat

      7 years ago

      Or you could become the greatest politician ever!

    • 7

      kyle coady

      7 years ago

      Please, Politicians already have that power!

    • 2

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      You would get away with the lie but not robbing a bank, it says you would get away with it not that people would believe you.

    • 4

      Jake Miller

      6 years ago

      $100 trillion is more than all the potential money on Earth. xD

    • 3

      MontyTheMonkey

      6 years ago

      Matthew it's the same thing.

    • 0

      Fedora Kitty

      4 years ago

      Matthew, I didn't think about that.

    • 0

      Gremlin's Wrath

      4 years ago

      You could just blackmail everyone who knows about it!

  • 31

    Ptess254

    9 years ago

    Get caught by the police, I could say "I am not here right now officer. Also, you are dead and you are letting me free.

    • 4

      Sha5y

      8 years ago

      XD

    • 1

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      You would get away with the lie, but you wouldn't get away with anything else and just because you get away with the lie doesn't mean people believe you.

    • 3

      Godlike

      7 years ago

      who cares what people believes in, the point is i can get away from it...

    • 8

      DizzyWaddleDoo

      7 years ago

      @Matthew Wow, are you stupid? Getting away with a lie means that everyone believes the lie. That's sorta the point.

    • 2

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @DizzyWaddleDoo..... that's exactly what I think about Matthew's comments

    • 1

      Hobbsbird

      4 years ago

      If he's dead (first), then how is he supposed to unlock you?

    • 0

      Gremlin's Wrath

      4 years ago

      True! The would believe that! "Oh no! He's gone! And I'm dead! And I'm just gonna unlock this cell! Arrgh!"

  • 21

    Matt

    8 years ago

    There are a lot of things I don't want to know.

  • 19

    Iamright

    8 years ago

    WHAT?! have you guys ever seen "the invention of lying"? who the hell would take the "always know when people are lying"?? you could just "or you'll die" at the end of anything you say. "give me all your money or you'll die" or "give me straight A's or you'll die". I really don't think you people thought this one through...

    • 2

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      Oh god this is my fourth time typing this, you would get away with the lie but that doesn't mean people would believe it.

    • 4

      Vampn

      7 years ago

      @Matthew, look down

    • 3

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @Matthew and this is the 3rd time I've said this......... it doesn't matter what people believe it or anything.... YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Parts of it. Fell asleep in the middle of the film because it was boring. (Okay, maybe I didn't fall asleep, but I got bored quickly.)

  • 17

    Tiki

    8 years ago

    You could make up the most ridiculous bullshit ever and people would have to believe you. It would be like "If you don't make me your leader, dinosaurs will eat your children." It would be awesome.

    • 0

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      Just talked about this like 5 times on other posts, you'd get away with the lie but that doesn't mean people would believe you.

    • 3

      Vampn

      7 years ago

      @Matthew look up

    • 3

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @Matthew it doesn't matter what people believe

    • 1

      Ollie_LOL_King

      4 years ago

      Matthew stfu

    • 2

      Ollie_LOL_King

      4 years ago

      Or you'll die

    • 1

      Fleetrix

      4 years ago

      Matthew, you're kinda spamming now if you've said this 5 times or whatever

  • 13

    AROD2012

    8 years ago

    knowing when people lie isn't going to get you anything. If i could always get away with lying, I could have anything or be anyone. I be the president, If i say it, then everyone believes me.

  • 12

    Cruelparody

    9 years ago

    if i can always get away with lying i can just tell people if they don't tell me the truth they'll die, plus i can never get into trouble and it would be like having mind control powers

  • 11

    BigGayLawyer

    8 years ago

    Can't I be Sherlock Holmes and do both?

    • 0

      Ash

      7 years ago

      Who is your profile pic of? John Casey from Chuck?

  • 10

    BloodyKnives

    7 years ago

    i'd never have to hand in another piece of homework ever again

    • 2

      Aweyeah

      7 years ago

      YEAH

    • 0

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      Oh god again, YOU WOULD GET AWAY WITH THE LIE THAT DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE YOU

    • 3

      Vampn

      7 years ago

      Matthew, if you get away with lying, people think you are not lying, wich means they think you are saying the truth

    • 2

      Roderius

      6 years ago

      and even if they know that you are lying you get away with it nevertheless. You get what you want in any way!

    • 1

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @Vampn............ exactly what I think to all oh his comments

  • 10

    Owl

    8 years ago

    Reading through the comments, I immediately regret my decision.

    • 0

      Matthew

      7 years ago

      Well you shouldn't, just because you get away with a lie doesn't mean people believe you.

    • 3

      Vampn

      7 years ago

      @Matthew don't you get tired of typing this? Look up

    • 0

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      @Matthew I agree with Vampn...... just stop posting comments

    • 0

      Annik

      4 years ago

      @Matthew just ssssssssssssssssh

  • 10

    GareBear

    8 years ago

    All of this money belongs to me. You have simply been horribly mistaken. Good bye, Mr. Gates.

  • 7

    Spiderpig 8D

    8 years ago

    sometimes it's better not knowing when someone's lying

  • 6

    kadenq

    7 years ago

    I could kill anyone that I want and know one would know hahahahaha

  • 6

    overtherainbow

    9 years ago

    Seriously!! That would be so awesome! You could do like... whatever the fuck you wanted!

  • 5

    Tom Swift

    7 years ago

    I already am able to get away with lies XD

  • 5

    TonyReznov

    8 years ago

    Speech [100]

  • 5

    Morgan Marie

    8 years ago

    good question

    • 1

      Olivebates

      7 years ago

      feggot

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      1. So-called Environmental Scientist: "Man is the leading cause of Global Warming." Me: "Yeah, right." 2. Feminist: "Women are better at everything than men." Me: "Sounds like a Mary Sue, not a real human being." 3. So-called "News Anchor": "President Trump colluded with Russia." Me: "Funny, because I saw Clinton make a deal with the Russian government." 4. Average Joe/Jane: "Capitalism brings misery." Me: "Then why are Americans living better lives than people in Cuba, Venezuela, and the Middle East?" Any controversy can be deemed either true or false.

  • 5

    FavsCo

    9 years ago

    I'm already a REALLY good liar and I wouldn't do something stupid for someone to have a lie detection test on me. I'd rather want to get paid to be a lie-detector :D

  • 4

    12392

    6 years ago

    "I'm the president" "k" :-")

  • 4

    Fernando Rodrigues Dos Santos

    7 years ago

    I could tell that I'm god and people would actually belive it.

  • 4

    ILoveThisApp

    7 years ago

    Teacher: You have an F in this class! Me: Actually; I'm pretty sure I turned in this assignment, got an A on that test, and did ever fail to mention that you are the best and prettiest teacher I have ever known? Teacher: WOW YOU ARE SO RIGHT I BELIEVE YOU COMPLETELY AND I WILL CHANGE YOUR GRADE TO AN A NOW!!! And thank you for the complement ;)

  • 4

    Xavier Molina

    8 years ago

    If the two sides met, which one would work? Or would they cancel out?

  • 4

    luuk

    8 years ago

    two words: stock trading

  • 4

    Brandon

    8 years ago

    Ignorance is bliss.

  • 4

    Stolkmen

    9 years ago

    Always knowing when people are lying is actually a profession (like in Lie to Me). So I could make more money with that than I could with getting away with it. (At least a stable job)

    • 8

      Louis

      8 years ago

      You could tell people they have to give you all of their money or they'd die, and they would.

    • 1

      Bob

      8 years ago

      They'd die in both cases

    • 3

      Dominic

      8 years ago

      LIE TO ME!!!! Love that show!

    • 0

      ZuperZam

      7 years ago

      Watch: The invention of lying. Regret decision. Cry for a while.

    • 1

      Ash

      7 years ago

      Yeah, Lie to Me's Dr. Lightman is actually based off the works of Dr. Paul Ekman. :)

    • 0

      snowman

      4 years ago

      A stable job includes being apples CEO and I can just tell them I'm the CEO. Red-1 blue-0 dumbass

  • 3

    Nick

    4 years ago

    "I'm the president"

  • 3

    Cameron

    6 years ago

    How do you change your profile pic?

  • 3

    Mindaugas Taujanskas

    6 years ago

    I say to Barack Obama "Crime has stopped! Finally!. Btw your dick has turned 1mm long. AND I Never fucked your family or murdered"

  • 3

    NinjaCat

    7 years ago

    Politics here I come!!!

  • 3

    Jake

    7 years ago

    If I always got away with lying I could use propaganda to change the world.

  • 3

    Sage

    8 years ago

    I'd be able to get away with murder...

  • 2

    Doge

    6 years ago

    No homework, always lie and get away with it aha

  • 2

    YouRatherInc.

    6 years ago

    You guys are confused. Getting away with a lie doesn't mean you could just become the president. If my teacher asked me,"Did you cheat off of Billy?" If I said no, they would believe me. But if I told someone," I'm now the president!" I wouldn't become president like that.

  • 2

    Calvin Hodgson

    6 years ago

    I'd just lie and say the world will end if everyone doesn't do what I say

  • 2

    StoopidPotatoSecks

    7 years ago

    I would take over the world!!!!!

  • 2

    McFert

    7 years ago

    By lying, do you mean repeating falsehoods, or intending to lie?

  • 2

    Cameron Jedidiah Crunkleton

    7 years ago

    wonder what would happen if everyone was in the same room...

  • 2

    Grant Taylor

    7 years ago

    Imagine this, The president stuffed the ballot box I really had the majority votes I am the real president, all of the sudden im president.

  • 2

    Zlaya Saint Luky

    7 years ago

    i can do crimes but when i get caught i say i didnt xD

  • 2

    Winston Onyeani

    7 years ago

    I'm not much of a lier so

  • 2

    Bailey

    7 years ago

    if you always get away with lying you could say "no you are lying. this is what you did/said/thought ect" and it would be true"

  • 2

    Mark Ma

    7 years ago

    you can cure all human suffering

  • 2

    Preston Granger

    7 years ago

    Always get away with lying? "Oh yeah, I won the lottery"

  • 2

    LividPatriarch

    7 years ago

    Personally, I hate liars.

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Me too, and I lie myself; but usually for safety. It is just as bad to be too honest as is being a chronic liar.

  • 2

    SirNarwhal

    8 years ago

    I can rob a bank because they will always believe that this is my money >:D. Also rob a shop for free stuff.

  • 2

    Xysten

    8 years ago

    Bullshit man!

  • 2

    SirAwesomecake

    8 years ago

    My problem is, if I know someone is lying, that's not PROOF. Other people might not trust or believe me, and the whole power is waisted. If I can tell whatever kind of lie I want and people ALWAYS fall for it, I can rule the world. Just say something silly like it's rightfully yours and the fact that you ALWAYS get away with it means the planets yours.

  • 2

    Andy 101

    8 years ago

    you could do what ever you want if you could lie

Load More

Tip: Use the arrow keys to navigate between questions.

Recently Answered

Either Mobile

Either is available for free on iOS and Android. You're welcome.

For iOS For Android