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27% Be a horse jockey

73% Be a NASCAR driver

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Be a NASCAR driver

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  • 223

    Mummer16

    5 years ago

    "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!"

    • 89

      Joshua Gallagher

      5 years ago

      Give it a lick! Mmm, tastes just like raisins!

    • 66

      Quinn

      5 years ago

      have a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane and then it turns back again when you tug on its winkie eww that's dirty do you think so? Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made sweet lemonade mmm - sweet lemonade sweet lemonade yeah sweet lemonade get on my horse I'll take you around the universe and all the other places too I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything Shut up woman get on my horse!

    • 99

      Ninja

      4 years ago

      Quinn ruined the fun....

    • 7

      othus12

      4 years ago

      said no one ever

    • 6

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      what is that from

    • 6

      chance

      4 years ago

      redneck ftw

    • 5

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 3

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 2

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 2

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 2

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 2

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 3

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 1

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 3

      DatsRandom

      4 years ago

      Hah GAY!

    • 15

      Jonas

      4 years ago

      YAy for spam!

    • 15

      AllieKat2000

      3 years ago

      DatsRandom obviously doesn't understand the definition of gay.

    • 4

      Stan Lee

      3 years ago

      nono, alliekat, he knows that gay means happy. (not in the wrong way, it literally means happy)

    • 0

      Reilly Hearne

      3 years ago

      Horse jockeys are usually really short

    • 2

      Jacob Dittmer

      2 years ago

      I'd be the ass who takes the lead, and then flips the car. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    • 1

      harry368368

      1 year ago

      horse is slow,cars r fast

    • 1

      ATR2005

      1 year ago

      Look at my race car opps ran over your horse

    • 1

      ATR2005

      1 year ago

      Look at my race car opps ran over your horse

    • 2

      Valkyran

      1 year ago

      ATR2005, for running over my client's horse you would be taken to court. I am a jockey, not the horse owner. I like horses, that's why I chose what I did

    • 2

      ryan53567242

      1 year ago

      look at my horse my horse is aamazing give it a like it tasts just like raisons

    • 1

      Yeeeeeeees.

      1 year ago

      At least with the cars they wouldnt shit on you.

    • 0

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      The first to replys were awesome

    • 2

      Jumpy20

      1 year ago

      well NASCARS are FASTER THAN A HORSE!

    • 0

      Bobaiboh

      9 months ago

      You can ride a horse at top speed on a sidewalk you can't drive a nascar at top speed on most roads.

    • 0

      Evalgra

      9 months ago

      Cars honesty seem much safer. And faster. And cars don't shit wherever they want.

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      8 months ago

      Potentially get into a lot of crashes or get to ride a horse around.

    • 0

      LiamTheBoss7

      4 months ago

      Your horse looks like a big turd

    • 0

      Carra_Luzi

      4 months ago

      LOL I LOVE DRIVING AND I HAVE A NAUGHTY CAR LIKE HARBIE AND IM WINNING ALL THE RACES

    • 0

      NEANDREWTAL

      3 months ago

      all you have to do in NASCAR is turn left and you don't have to beat an innocent animal

    • 0

      Cian

      2 weeks ago

      First thing that popped into my head as well

  • 32

    Dan

    5 years ago

    Nascar is for rednecks

    • 8

      Global Hunt

      4 years ago

      Because if you watch NASCAR, all the drivers are rednecks....

    • 2

      brittney

      4 years ago

      thats why Global Hunt agreed with red

    • 2

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      *stereotype*

    • 2

      aa777nx

      4 years ago

      Yes, and obviously horses aren't. *sarcasm*

    • 3

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      3 years ago

      And riding a horse isn't? Horse...Farm...Redneck. I won't waste my time arguing with you, sorry that you think this because of what some other people think.

    • 1

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      3 years ago

      And riding a horse isn't? Horse...Farm...Redneck. I won't waste my time arguing with you, sorry that you think this because of what some other people think.

    • 1

      harry368368

      1 year ago

      horse is quite slow

    • 1

      TheDoctorTARDIS

      1 year ago

      "Race cars every say!"

    • 1

      chickenfeet

      1 year ago

      Horses are for Brits.

  • 16

    blackman69

    5 years ago

    I'd fuck the horse nigga

  • 16

    4evrFlying

    5 years ago

    There's no way i would choose about 30mph over 200mph

  • 14

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    cars > horses

    • 2

      Darandas

      4 years ago

      Horses can be true bestfriends, they do cost money to take care of them but so does cars. Horses don't pollute air, but instead gives plants good nutrision.. So, think again.. Is it " cars > horses " anymore, is it?

    • 5

      Cerulean

      3 years ago

      Cars > Horses

    • 1

      Fly Guy

      3 years ago

      Horses don't explode after a collision.

    • 1

      Lampy

      2 years ago

      Depends how hard you collide.

    • 1

      Alvie Rahman

      1 year ago

      opinion = opinion

  • 13

    MidiSaya

    5 years ago

    Crash course in driving, literally.

  • 9

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    Ride Sarah Jessica Parker all night long ;D

  • 6

    JCain

    4 years ago

    Left, left, left, right "OH CRAP! THERE IS A WALL THERE!" *Crash and burn*

    • 0

      hunterPRO1

      1 year ago

      you do realize horse racing is also left turns only....

  • 5

    Joshua

    1 year ago

    Dedicate my life to a living being, or dedicate my life to a machine.

  • 1

    sean

    3 weeks ago

    horse jockeys don't die

  • 4

    Batman

    4 years ago

    And I own other things than Nascar.

  • 4

    random123

    4 years ago

    The real choice here is either drive really fast or get your balls crushed

  • 4

    Darko

    5 years ago

    Wow. NASCAR over something that get you more money and safety. Only 2 NASCAR drivers graduated college. Checkmate.

    • 1

      onisymph

      4 years ago

      cars are better then horses. checkmate.

    • 1

      David S.

      4 years ago

      That's because they didn't go to college in the first place. They were so good at racing, they could make a living racing competitively.

    • 0

      Mimi Loberg

      3 years ago

      There's more than two.

    • 0

      Rando23

      2 years ago

      Actually a good NASCAR driver makes a ton of money.

    • 0

      squidubh dale jr

      1 year ago

      Actually, only about 2 NASCAR drivers DID NOT go to college

  • 4

    4evrFlying

    5 years ago

    There's no way i would choose about 30mph over 200mph

  • 3

    lingonchip

    4 years ago

    Them horse race people are not kind to their animals t'all.

  • 3

    Ron

    5 years ago

    I think women would prefer a guy who can tame a majestic horse over a guy who goes left for hundreds of laps.

    • 6

      chiquitafinland

      5 years ago

      i think women prefer rich guy over short creeper with a horse

    • 1

      Xifihas

      4 years ago

      Horses aren't 'majestic', they're dumb, panicky animals that leave shit everywhere and get crippled by a stiff breeze. There's a reason why we stopped using them.

    • 2

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      Being a cowboy maybe, but I don't think to many women would want a guy who is 5, 1' and 100 lbs. Jockeys are lame.

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      3 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHA. You think it's only turning left. Ever hear of Sonoma or Watkins Glen? If it's only turning left, let's put you in a loose car and see how well you can drive aha. Inexperienced idiots...

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      3 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHA. You think it's only turning left. Ever hear of Sonoma or Watkins Glen? If it's only turning left, let's put you in a loose car and see how well you can drive aha. Inexperienced idiots...

    • 0

      squidubh dale jr

      1 year ago

      you don't just go left. Watkins Glen and Sonoma you dont turn just left you dont have to feed a car and pick up its poop and have to keep it from running away.you also dont have to train your very colorful nice looking car...

  • 3

    ImprovShoes

    5 years ago

    My horse, Cochise, would hate me for this. He's stubborn as they come, but he'd be awesome in a race!

    • 1

      Nick

      1 year ago

      YOU HAVE A FUCKING HORSE spoiled bastard

  • 0

    jacksonman5443

    1 week ago

    NASCAR RULES!!!

  • 2

    Soccerfreak2442

    3 years ago

    Both are dangerous

  • 2

    Lisette

    4 years ago

    Horse jockeys have to weigh under 100 pounds fuck that shit

  • 2

    Xifihas

    4 years ago

    Driving a crappy car in a circle sounds marginally better than riding a dumb animal in a circle.

  • 2

    BloodyKnives

    4 years ago

    Only poor and stupid people drive nascars, sadly im not poor or stupid enough

  • 2

    Winged Tutor

    5 years ago

    Aren't horse jockeys constantly under strain to lose weight?

    • 5

      Nathan Scovil

      4 years ago

      Yeah but nascar drivers are under constant strain to be rednecks so take your pick.

    • 2

      theTexan

      4 years ago

      NASCAR drivers make millions of dollars and are famous. Horse jockeys are 5 ft tall and have no lives.

    • 0

      squidubh dale jr

      1 year ago

      NASCAR drivers don't have to be rednecks, I mean come on stereotypes? really?

  • 0

    lee keybum

    1 week ago

    Only for money because both are gay

  • 0

    HALOItsJme

    2 weeks ago

    Last time i went on a horse, it peed right when i went on. So imma make things right.

  • 1

    Matt201

    1 year ago

    NASCAR is a little childish to me.

  • 1

    LightningBoy

    1 year ago

    NASCARs can crash often

  • 0

    Ben Schlittler

    1 month ago

    All because of Dale Earnhardt, I'm to scared

  • 1

    harewtt

    1 year ago

    Nascar is so dangerous though,

  • 1

    Nick

    1 year ago

    But im not poor and stupid enough, better eat vagisil lol reference

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    iwan

    1 month ago

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    1 month ago

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  • 1

    KatieWolfieHeart

    2 years ago

    I love horses

  • 1

    Aware

    3 years ago

    NASCAR

  • 1

    Westlifefan300

    3 years ago

    I love horses so much I love riding them

  • 1

    Drew

    3 years ago

    This was simply to me as: Have no fans or have redneck fans. Besides NASCAR drivers endorse like, everything.

  • 1

    Soccerfreak2442

    3 years ago

    I would name my horse Kate Upton so I could ride it hard for hours

  • 1

    Gage

    3 years ago

    I used to ride horses. Sounds more fun and less dangerous.

    • 0

      squidubh dale jr

      1 year ago

      It's really not if you actually think about it. your horse could easily disobey you and kick you off.

    • 0

      Ezme Lintern

      1 year ago

      It's more dangerous if anything my horses r fucking mentalists. I cracked my pelvic exam from just a little kick from one of them if they rlly wanted to I wouldn't be alive right now

  • 1

    guridkt

    4 years ago

    I still want children

  • 1

    Sharktoothy123

    4 years ago

    Who would ride a horse when they can ride a half decent Chevrolet that has fast horsepower? Get it? "Horsepower" hahaHa

  • 1

    Aniquin

    4 years ago

    merica'

  • 1

    Mikkel Andersen

    4 years ago

    I cant become a nascar driver. Im not poor and stupid.

  • 1

    Makenzie Hulsey

    4 years ago

    I luvvvvv horses so yea.

  • 1

    Brandon Whitehouse

    4 years ago

    Tough, they are both very bad and embarrassing...

  • 1

    DevTook

    4 years ago

    They're making another left turn, they're making another left turn, and guess what? THEY'RE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT TURN!

  • 1

    Skeezy

    4 years ago

    Shake it before you bake it.

  • 1

    Jamie

    4 years ago

    My lovely horse riding through the fielllllld.Father ted anyone?

  • 1

    Jishushika White

    4 years ago

    I love horses

  • 1

    Mike Johnson

    4 years ago

    Endorsements

  • 1

    lologator

    4 years ago

    Instant friend ( the horse), and less of a chance of dying.

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