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53% spit at an angry Mike Tyson

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Spit at an angry Bruce Lee

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It would definitely start a fight.

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    Citizen

    5 years ago

    Spitting at a dead body never did harm

  • 11

    Cassidy

    5 years ago

    Bruce Lee was a nice guy; he'd probably shrug it off. Mike Tyson on the other hand would probably kill me.

    • 3

      Lua

      5 years ago

      He's trained at martial arts, and one of the main things in most martial arts is that you don't just use 'em to take your anger out on people. So since I wouldn't hurt or even threaten him, and could apologize right afterwards...

    • 0

      A fucking tall guy

      5 years ago

      Isn't bruce lee dead?

    • 0

      Rainbow-licious

      5 years ago

      red the description fag

    • 0

      Mihnea

      5 years ago

      or bite your ear

    • 0

      Nyan

      2 years ago

      Ever heard of reading the description?

  • 10

    Moobles

    5 years ago

    either way, I'm screwed, so i'll rather be beat up by my idol than a boxer that would bite my ear off.

  • 7

    RainbowDashie1990

    5 years ago

    I'm dead either way, but I'd rather die at the hands of Lee.

    • 9

      Deadpool

      5 years ago

      Mike Tyson doesn't kill. He bites your ear off and threatens to eat your kids

  • 2

    IceBryker

    4 years ago

    I'll keep my ear, thank you.

  • 2

    Indigo

    4 years ago

    Always wondered what it would be like to get kicked in the face.

  • 2

    TheDeathLord

    5 years ago

    Regret my decision, should choose Lee cause awesome...wait. He's dead

  • 2

    Mr. Boat

    5 years ago

    It did not say that I cant run away.

    • 3

      blue

      5 years ago

      Exactly you can outrun tyson but you can never out run bruce lee

  • 1

    KingOfTangos

    7 months ago

    It would be a quick death at least

  • 1

    EPStrider

    1 year ago

    have fun dying

  • 1

    PatBack

    5 years ago

    One hit and I'm out. Bruce'll leave me incapacitated and in pain.

  • 1

    D4NT3

    5 years ago

    Why would someone spit on Bruce Lee

  • 1

    FoxyMan

    5 years ago

    But if Bruce Lee was still alive he would kick someones ass

  • 1

    TheDeathLord

    5 years ago

    Regret my decision, should choose Lee cause awesome...wait. He's dead

  • 0

    Carl

    4 months ago

    The worst Bruce Lee would likely do is beat me up. Mike Tyson might bite something off.

  • 0

    MitqhMeat

    7 months ago

    Mike Tyson Can't run fast and i can survive.

  • 0

    Adnan

    10 months ago

    you should have added angry mohammed ali instead of mike tyson

  • 0

    getAlife

    1 year ago

    i don't really want hulk to go beserk on me

  • 0

    cam

    1 year ago

    I chose Bruce Lee because not only is he dead and it could never happen, but i wouldn't enjoy a 54 year old man boxing me when i'm 12. Just no thanks.

  • 0

    Dripstro

    1 year ago

    If you spot at Mike Tyson, kiss your ears goodbye

  • 0

    JOhnCeCena

    1 year ago

    BRuce lee will kill me!!!

  • 0

    Lycanocus

    1 year ago

    Am I fighting Bruce's stunt double, NO, lol

  • 0

    idontshipanyone

    1 year ago

    UWU

  • 0

    Deckz

    2 years ago

    i know karate black belt level and i know ti quan do partly as well as kick boxing partly so mike tyson punch a 13 year old that dropped half a tree trunk in half with a kick

  • 0

    Crypto

    2 years ago

    WTF? Bruce Lee is a weak sack of shit

  • 0

    Jessej

    2 years ago

    I want to keep my ear

  • 0

    Noot Noot

    2 years ago

    I hope I'm armed with a RPG.

  • 0

    Annaaa

    2 years ago

    Isn't Bruce Lee dead?

  • 0

    Alex Massey

    2 years ago

    I like my ear so...

  • 0

    Anuj

    2 years ago

    Bruce lee is already dead you dumbass

  • 0

    Sam

    2 years ago

    At least I don't get my ear bitten off...

  • 0

    Kory_A78

    3 years ago

    as I know, Mike Tyson cant attack us as fast as Bruce Lee can

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    HmDinosAllTheWay

    3 years ago

    I think i chose the wrong one Owo "Lee Jun-fan, known professionally as Bruce Lee, was a Hong Kong and American actor, film director, martial artist, martial arts instructor, philosopher, and founder of the martial art Jeet Kune Do, one of the wushu or kungfu styles. Lee was the son of Cantonese opera star Lee Hoi-chuen. Wikipedia" is what i found out on the web

  • 0

    denis

    3 years ago

    Bruce Lee is dead so spit at him

  • 0

    ArmyLegoMan97

    3 years ago

    I'd get my butt kicked by Bruce Lee. Enough said.

  • 0

    Audrey

    3 years ago

    mike Tyson is how you die, but Bruce lee would just knock you out in one fell swoop

  • 0

    Not Me, But you.

    3 years ago

    He's old anyways.

  • 0

    ur mum giey

    3 years ago

    Mike Tyson would knock me the fuck out

  • 0

    billy

    3 years ago

    If im going to have my ass beaten its going to be cool

  • 0

    lubko

    3 years ago

    im BAD GUEES GEST

  • 0

    ParanoeX

    3 years ago

    Bruce Lee was an actor... Mike Tyson is an asshole and deserves to be spit on

  • 0

    Pineapple Queen

    3 years ago

    Also what if my spit missed? LOOPHOLE FOR ANY OPTION

  • 0

    Aarush

    3 years ago

    mike tyson is black, so i chose to spit on the nonbelieva! (2018 meme)

  • 0

    jimbo

    3 years ago

    wus poppin jimbo lee

  • 0

    NeitherMan

    3 years ago

    Bruce Lee would kill anyone with one finger...

  • 0

    Caughtdog136

    3 years ago

    Rather not be a dead man

  • 0

    jshaw71

    3 years ago

    I think Bruce would be more apt to forgive you even if he was angry if you apologized and explained you were sorry, with Tyson, you ma die a painful death...

  • 0

    Tyler

    3 years ago

    Bruce lee has more self control because of his philosophy so yea Bruce lee all the way

  • 0

    MKM

    4 years ago

    Never said they had to know it was you

  • 0

    MKM

    4 years ago

    Never said they had to know it was you that spit at them

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