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YourFather
And, you can shoot then with a nerf gun. Fuck da police
abottleofrandom
Hadn't thought of that...
You
this convinced me!
LeBatman
#plentyOregrets
Noah Borch
Exactly the same as I thought :D
Noah Borch
Exactly the same as I thought :D
lolwut
regret
lolwut
regret
Cute'N'Creamy
ARGH Ye be right... DAMN THEE!!!
ioPi
You SHOOT them OFF of your mother. Nerf guns don't do that retard.
The Delta Snivy
It only says SHOOT them
Evalgra
Sorry, mom. These Nerf darts might mildly bother you a little...
The Purple Top Hat
Now I fucking regret my decision.
overtherainbow
I ain't got no penis.
Jordan Clover
THEN DON'T ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
UnholyGuacamole
I don't have a penis but my mom's a BITCH.
T.P.N
then you would cut of you clit
Runescape
The question says otherwise.
Tamlen
@T.P.N. Don't assume he or she has a clit, you ignorant piece of shit. Intersex people exist. Now please go pour acid into your anal sphincter, because your answers and comments are worse than shitty bloody baby wipes.
No one you know
@Tamlen HO HO! I think a found a Tumblr user! Grow a pair! OH WAIT! You're probably a girl! OH WAIT! You're probably intersex or agender or whatever bullshit you come up with! You telling him to do that that makes you a 1000x worse than he is. Oh wait, you are most likely from Tumblr, that makes you automatically more special than anyone on this world ad you'll probably whine and cry that someone on the Internet RAPED you!
Dab6969
Of course. You just cut it off.
Rhys
@Jordan Clover the fuck is your problem? everyone can answer the question if they want to, grow the fuck up
Matt
So right now it says 5 people (100%) agree and 0 people (7%) disagree... What? How is 0 people 7%?
Wakraya
Russians know.
Bryant
Mofo
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
FEMALE!!!!
Theultimatechoicemaster
Sry, but my moms gonna have to take one for the team
YouRatherInc.
Sorry Mom
YouRatherInc.
Sorry Mom
milkninjas
the description never mentioned if u had to use a real gun,PLASTIC BULLLETS FROM A NERF GUN LOLZ
taytayjune
Girlllll!!!!!
yoyo
I'm waiting for the 'I'm a girl haha' comment
aw3ns
Because they are gay
No one you know
@XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX @taytayjune don't answer the question then
Matt
kneecaps can be replaced dicks cant
Berserker1997
Indeed
James Reznov McGhee
I'll use a BB gun. And if I can't, I'm sure she'd rather have grandchildren :D
cerpintaxt
sorry mah
brian
remember everyone she doesn't have to know it was you #loopholes
bekk
I don't have a penis. #loopholes
Hannublu
Yes, she has to know. It says "shoot" as YOU shoot.. If your mom is not blind she will know.
Rasmus Jensen
Its good to see we have our priorities right
MissWhovian
Jokes on you, I don't have a dick!!
Commander Shepard
Then don't answer the question
TBNRice
fuk u commanda sheeprd
funny_kicks
I don't have one MWHAHAHAHA
James Reznov McGhee
Triple post ultra fail, this app sucks
xPoseidon
This app is awesome
TBNRice
nice try, @xPoseidon, you fake!
dangyougale
LOOP HOLE! I'm a girl
chickedy2534
Haha, I don't have one!
KD69
Cut out your vigina
Irelynd Evans
I don't have one
James Reznov McGhee
I'll use a BB gun. And if I can't, I'm sure she'd rather have grandchildren :D
Maqz
Sorry mom.
BadShot
doesn't say with what gun.... PELLET GUN!
Starfish
For mama...
Roast Toast
Water gun
wrathseed
Sorry mom
Chuck Norris
#nerf gun
Dsaster544
NERF GUN!!!!!!
Dagnyh
I don't have a penis! TROLOLOLO
Lalalalalalalalalolipop
YourFather good point
Alice
HAHA!!! I'm a girl! HAHA! In yo face Would You Rather!!!
Beaverkisser42
I would do a quick little Wikipedia search to better understand my brothas anatomy, then go ask my buddy Lee for his sushi chef knives. Then I would make sure to have a jar with ice on hand and maybe pre-call an ambulance. Re-attach, boom, Maybe it's even longer afterwards.
Kateskool
I don't have one anyway...
Birdseed
*cuts off nonexistent penis* Why does everyone here assume everyone has a penis?
Rusty Shackleford
Sorry mom
the doctor
BOOM BOOM!!!
Dmitri Morozov
Seeing as my mother died and was cremated at the age of 40... This is really a no brainer.
PinkSushi
GUNSHOT BRIDEEE (Doesn't fit, but I have to do this)
Analshippment
Female. :3
Jack Roberts
I can't believe all of you evil bastards
Seiber 69er
Sorry mom
little man
Sorry mom…
wrathseed
Sorry mom
Jerry Jerryson
I'm sure if I explained it to mum she would understand.
Jerry Jerryson
I'm sure if I explained it to mum she would understand.
sharpavery
29% are women
Justin
I'll shoot my mom with a nerf gun
James Reznov McGhee
I'll use a BB gun. And if I can't, I'm sure she'd rather have grandchildren :D
Yall_Roaches
HA I DONt HAVE BOTH
wrong time
i prefer my dad over my mom
Leveldiamond52
Interesting
Oliver liu
god dam you guys f**king good children
APersonOnTheWeb
I don’t have a penis.
TBNRice
red is a win 4 grrrls
LokiSkywalker
Painkillers
GrimStomper
Just shoot them with a water gun.
aroha
I don’t have a penis so I tecnincally don’t have to