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- You would rather Be able to time travel than Have the ability to teleport.
- You would rather Have every commercial be an annoying Geico ad for the rest of your life than Have every commercial be a Verizon "Can you hear me now?" ad for the rest of your life.
- If you had to be tortured, you would rather Wear spanish boots than Enter a sicilian bull.
- You would rather be an anti-social genuis than be a popular but unintelligent.
- You would rather be wanted for murder and be on the run than be a homeless man who only has boxers.