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35% Speak in only ebonics

65% Understand no slang whatsoever

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Speak in only ebonics
65%
856,012 agree
Understand no slang whatsoever

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You only understand words in the Websters Abridged Dictionary

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  • 255

    projects8an

    6 years ago

    I don't understand most of it anyways lol

  • 28

    SAinNE

    5 years ago

    I would rather have my tongue cut out than to speak "ebonics". This actually shouldn't even be a question because "ebonics" is not an actual language. It's just the misuse, mispronnunciation, and complete slaughter of the English language.

    • 13

      Benjamin Walters

      5 years ago

      Good thing those who are fluent in "Ebonics" can't use a computer.

    • 8

      Jay

      4 years ago

      Look up African American vernacular English asshole

    • 2

      Moksha

      1 year ago

      ... You guys are total douchebags. Also, educate yourselves.

    • 0

      Zieekel

      1 week ago

      Ebonics is accepted as an English dialect. It's no more a "Slaughter" than say Australian English which some believe may have legitimately been formed by drunken slurred speech. Ebonics is similar to Southern American dialects, And guess what other American dialect besides Ebonics is known for being stigmatized as stupid? I only voted red because I don't want to look like a white guy trying to be black.

  • 18

    Poptart

    4 years ago

    My niggas tippin' mane!

  • 16

    Mick

    5 years ago

    Lmfao that'd be so much fun lol

    • 2

      0011110000110011

      3 years ago

      You wouldn't be able to say things like "that'd", "be", "so", "much" or "fun".

    • 2

      Fluffasaur

      1 year ago

      dat'd b' coo' yaa' fo' sho' (That would be cool you all, for sure).

  • 14

    p01arb33r

    5 years ago

    so look like an idiot or not?

  • 13

    De Andra Roqueñi

    4 years ago

    Lol I dunno' what ebonics is tho. ;p

  • 13

    Mimi

    5 years ago

    Haha, I'm a white 20 year old girl who grew up in middle class...I don't understand ANY slang...

    • 4

      RyouIshtar

      4 years ago

      I'm a 23 year old black female...i understand no ebonics at all

    • 2

      #Asha

      3 years ago

      I'm a white 12 year old Australian girl.... Its my job to know slang

    • 1

      one ton

      1 year ago

      I'm an old man mix of all sorts and haven't the slightest clue what "ebonics" even relates to.

  • 7

    .Mikayla.

    4 years ago

    I'm black and I'm STILL trying to figure out what the idiots at my school are saying.

    • 15

      theo004

      4 years ago

      the fact that you are black isn't very important in this, most of the 'badmen' who speak like that in my school are white, and i agree, to this day i have no clue what they are saying.

  • 6

    webster2086

    4 years ago

    Waddup my homie niggas

  • 6

    billmok

    5 years ago

    I dont want to be a nigger.

    • 11

      ruth

      4 years ago

      So you decided to be a racist asshole instead. Lovely.

    • 3

      JayHuna

      2 years ago

      They don't want to be you.

    • 1

      JayHuna

      2 years ago

      They don't want to be you.

  • 6

    Demon1981

    5 years ago

    I accidentally clicked the wrong one

  • 4

    Christopher-Gifted G

    5 years ago

    Most people who are on this question probably think they speak English just fine. I would encourage them to please explain why they can't text the same way. Interesting indeed. Lazy is lazy, end of story.

  • 3

    PrinceAFK

    1 year ago

    Already don't

  • 3

    the dark jester

    4 years ago

    i am white so it would only make sense that being said i think it is much easier to live this way

  • 3

    TeslaCoilGirl

    4 years ago

    I don't use much slang anyways except for a few acronyms and meme terms. Besides, skipping out on slang makes me seem more intelligible. In my opinion, the more you use slang, the less intelligible you seem.

  • 3

    Richard

    5 years ago

    Like dis if u 90s kidz!

  • 2

    KjKrazyLoco

    4 years ago

    Speaking only in ebonics would get you lots of hate.

  • 2

    Tyler Hodesh

    5 years ago

    i live in the hood so...

  • 0

    9MC Reaper

    4 weeks ago

    I don't like slang terms personally I find them annoying

  • 0

    Steve Carrel

    1 month ago

    Not that bad tbh...

  • 1

    Crystal

    1 year ago

    omg this is so fun!! hit me up

  • 1

    Jemoederiseenhond

    1 year ago

    Waarom altijd Engels? Why?!

  • 0

    RebelOfTexas

    1 month ago

    I could learn slang! BOOM!!! Problem solved!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    Likelyhood

    3 years ago

    "Yo dawg, what's poppin', G?" Me: What of my dog? Oh - the popcorn! Gee what?

  • 1

    Malcolm Jenkins

    4 years ago

    Fuck trying to get a job and being taken seriously. I'd rather speak the easiest language I've ever learned in my life. And 90% of u racist white FAGz don't even speak perfect English... Puss ass niggaz.

  • 1

    nkfr

    4 years ago

    Oh god I'd be Castiel

  • 0

    roblox

    1 month ago

    ether way if you cant understand slang you can just write on papper XD

  • 1

    LeRageWaffle

    4 years ago

    I just hate people who use slang, and I am a grammar Nazi, so whatever.

  • 1

    Robert Chu

    4 years ago

    I understand it now but it's like using a decoder ring wH0 [email protected] [email protected] tH1$ retarded shit lot harder then who can read this

  • 1

    emmawalters

    4 years ago

    Whats wrong with aave? also why y u all so racist? Like, seriously, I seent you. Imma remember this.

  • 1

    Samuel Blakey

    4 years ago

    I hate niggerspeak.

    • 0

      JayHuna

      2 years ago

      U thirsty dawg get reckt and neva eva come back dawg

  • 1

    Matt700

    5 years ago

    I already don't understand slag

  • 1

    DrTrunk

    5 years ago

    lol, this question implies I understand it now.

  • 0

    strongraycool44

    2 months ago

    LOL is an acronym Ffs

  • 0

    RaeChilli

    2 months ago

    #homeschooled

  • 0

    Jason Blaise

    2 months ago

    You could learn it off YouTube or someone could teach you

  • 0

    Carter Brooks

    2 months ago

    I would just move to England.

  • 0

    Austin

    3 months ago

    Ain't and gonna are slang so you would look like a retard

  • 0

    Kurt Leschak

    3 months ago

    Nigga your mit reeks shut up

  • 0

    Katie

    4 months ago

    what's ebonics?

  • 0

    criticaldepression

    4 months ago

    fuck this cancer

  • 0

    Thomas

    4 months ago

    Fuck

  • 0

    SupremeRedDalek

    5 months ago

    I already don't understand half

  • 0

    Cthulhu

    5 months ago

    i already use a lot of slang but all is a lot

  • 0

    JengasMong

    6 months ago

    I have no idea what most slang means. WTF means Win the force?

  • 0

    Cooly5sGirl

    6 months ago

    wait why would slang? What is slang whatsoever! Like people think before answering hard questions like this but idk why i got this wrong!

  • 0

    Tengou

    6 months ago

    And nothing of value was lost.

  • 0

    HauntingStomper

    6 months ago

    Don't understand most of it anyways.

  • 0

    Mark

    6 months ago

    LOL BRB

  • 0

    WeirdTwin

    7 months ago

    Slang is weird and most of it I can't understand anyhow

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