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Be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles
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Be captured by pirates at sea

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  • 171

    Khleir Jane

    7 years ago

    i think you have a higher chance of surviving if you got captured by pirates and then(optional) i can also be a pirate!!!

    • 31

      Freq-Sho

      6 years ago

      if nothing else better chance to even just be able to talk with them

    • 47

      lonewolf

      6 years ago

      and if they make you walk the plank, you could do a flip!

    • 31

      Xarlot

      6 years ago

      if only real-life pirates were like they are from shows like One-Piece

    • 30

      rarity the unicorn

      6 years ago

      wild jungle tribe? that has to be Africa and i dont want to get 10 diseases and then be eaten

    • 20

      Tobias Schulte

      6 years ago

      If you're a female you'd be raped and enslaved either way.

    • 14

      snapbacksandtattoos

      6 years ago

      They could make you walk the plank.

    • 27

      Jeremy Ritchie

      6 years ago

      pirates are a lot more lonely... they generally have more women in their tribes than on ships at sea as they are considered bad luck. i would prefer to not be anally raped thank you very much.

    • 7

      Trollileo

      6 years ago

      What's wrong with rape?

    • 8

      ChaosPowerCP

      6 years ago

      Far cry 3 anyone?

    • 11

      Vegeta

      5 years ago

      If your Somalian you could go either way.

    • 4

      hornet08

      5 years ago

      the military would have a better chance of saving you on a boat than in a dense jungle

    • 4

      jetpacklover2000

      5 years ago

      i would rather be captured by thieves rather than savages that don't even speak my language and might use me as a sacrifice

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      5 years ago

      HAVE FUN WITH SCURVY!

    • 3

      TurkeyDayIsEveryday

      5 years ago

      There is a big chance that you would be sold as a slave or a pirate slave.

    • 2

      Raytay824

      5 years ago

      Amazons Taking me captive and having there way with me. I think I can manage.

    • 1

      FUN GUY

      5 years ago

      I think jeremy is gay

    • 1

      FUN GUY

      5 years ago

      Jeremy who said about being analy raped

    • 2

      Glaceon999

      4 years ago

      FUCK YEAH WIND WAKER

    • 3

      supersteve320

      4 years ago

      Maybe if I were captured by pirates I could join their ranks and eventually become like Edward Kenway, that'd be pretty badass.

    • 2

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      dont want to be eaten by cannabals

    • 1

      Mafalda T.

      4 years ago

      Yeah I was going to chose red, but then I thought about scurvy

    • 1

      Sir

      3 years ago

      YO HO HO!!!!

    • 2

      JoaoChus

      3 years ago

      it's easier to escape on land than on sea

    • 1

      matthew

      3 years ago

      I love piarats so much

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      You can easily escape a wild tribe cause your on land and they only have spears and bow and arrow. Pirates have swords and guns which can kill you right away since you can't escape at all because you are at sea

    • 2

      jonny

      3 years ago

      PARLAY,PARLAY!!!

    • 2

      PebblePanda

      3 years ago

      i don't want to be raped, my little Virgin butt couldn't take it :3

    • 0

      Ghost

      3 years ago

      Arrg! I'll sail the Jackdaw.

    • 0

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      3 years ago

      same

    • 2

      Bob123321boB

      3 years ago

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      MattP

      3 years ago

      But the Somalians will ransome you back home like captain phillips the tribes just gonna kill you

    • 1

      Evan McGhee

      3 years ago

      no you won't. Pirates will turn on your back and kill you in your sleep.

    • 0

      pooky

      3 years ago

      yah ar yeh mateh

    • 0

      MasonLowLevel

      3 years ago

      yarr!

    • 0

      Mark Carlo

      3 years ago

      U better be right...

    • 1

      Fredrik Andersson

      2 years ago

      Who want to sail on the seven seas with me? if you agree, shout: YAR!!! If you disagree: an easy: NEY

    • 1

      goldenknight90

      2 years ago

      Really? Cause last time I checked 1) Pirates arn't the nicest and 2) If I had a cold there wouldn't be a wild tribe.

    • 0

      Randoman

      2 years ago

      It's funny when people think of pirates as those peg-legged bearded men with terrible oral hygiene. Now-a-days they're armed Somalian fishermen with terrible oral hygiene.

    • 2

      oliver25

      2 years ago

      you dont understand! piratescan kill you or shoot a cannon LOL or be in a net and thrown into a shark LOLOLKLOOLOOLL

    • 0

      DynasticDragon9

      2 years ago

      Usually, wild tribes use wanderers for sacrifices or food.

    • 1

      Kaliyah

      2 years ago

      I can become friends with monkeys!!!!!!!!

    • 0

      LlamaLord

      2 years ago

      yer right arr me booty

    • 2

      The Pro

      2 years ago

      I get seasick though

    • 1

      tortella58

      2 years ago

      YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARRG

    • 1

      JBadger

      2 years ago

      At least you can run away if the jungle tribe doesn't like you.

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      2 years ago

      maybe the tribe would be nice

    • 0

      craptron

      1 year ago

      and I assume a tribe would torture you and pirates would force you to work

    • 1

      CrazyHorze

      1 year ago

      It could be so cool. when i was younger, i wanted to be a pirate

    • 1

      Stopercentny

      1 year ago

      parlay?

    • 1

      Sarken

      1 year ago

      I don't know what you mean, I heard blackbeard was just intimidating. He wasn't a real asshole like they make him out to be.

    • 0

      MonsterMan

      1 year ago

      If you chose red, there is a chance the pirates would use you as a sex slave. They were pretty lonely out there.

    • 0

      BobMcBurger

      1 year ago

      wild tribe = naked women = sex

    • 0

      Ryan

      1 year ago

      Read the description: "at their mercy"

    • 0

      Frost Falcon

      10 months ago

      lol i thought it says piranhas.

    • 0

      mythic gamer

      3 months ago

      uhh i hear modern pirates have friking machine guns sooooo.....

  • 36

    Crissy

    7 years ago

    YAR HAR, FIDDLE DEE DEE! BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO BE!

    • 6

      Ashley

      6 years ago

      Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

    • 2

      KittiCat9000

      4 years ago

      Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free. YOU ARE A PIRATE.

  • 27

    xereeto

    7 years ago

    Damn, clicked the wrong thing. Anyway, as Pastafarian I believe Pirates are holy, if I told them I worshiped the Flying Spaghetti Monster they'd probably let me go.

  • 19

    Cody

    7 years ago

    You could escape. If captured by pirates, you'd have nowhere to go but with the fishes.

    • 7

      billmok

      6 years ago

      You would have trouble surviving in the jungle.

    • 7

      jakeb27

      6 years ago

      Pirates usually only kidnapped people if they were out for a ransom. So you'd actually have a very good chance of not dying. Plus, being kidnapped in the first place would've meant you were important or rich enough that somebody was willing to pay a ransom for you.

    • 17

      alex7173

      6 years ago

      That's why I picked jungle tribe

    • 5

      ENJOY THE NUT

      6 years ago

      Cannibalism, they would eat you before you could escape.

    • 1

      Sandtail028

      2 years ago

      The tribe would know the jungle better than you, bringing an excellent advantage to their search for you.

    • 0

      FamousFazbearFan

      1 year ago

      Wild tribe? I'm australian, Aboriginals are the closest to "wild tribes" we have here and I know all the bush tucker and how to make an aboriginal axe. I'm fine.

  • 16

    Stolkmen

    7 years ago

    I'd Probably join them...lol

  • 14

    Jordan Clover

    6 years ago

    YARR HARR FIDDLE-DEEDEE! BEIN' A PIRATE IS ALL RIGHT WITH ME! DO WHAT YOU WANT CUS' A PIRATE IS FREE! YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!

  • 12

    Everestkid

    5 years ago

    At lest the pirates aren't CANNIBALS.

  • 10

    Pinkie Pie

    6 years ago

    pirates have larger weapons so i think i'll go with a first world tribe with spears than people wityh rocket launchers

    • 0

      Jason Gabriel

      6 years ago

      Whether spears or rocket launchers you're probably dead meat unless you have something to fight back with

    • 1

      FUN GUY

      5 years ago

      FYI, pirates dont have rocket launchers, they have cannons

  • 6

    Neb

    6 years ago

    The awkward moment when I remember that I'm going to the Amazon this summer

  • 5

    Greenl

    6 years ago

    Pirates would want money for you so they'll keep you as hostage, while a wild tribe most likely will eat you.

  • 5

    [deleted]

    6 years ago

    Parlay :D

  • 2

    pday22

    5 years ago

    The wild tribe people may be cannibals

  • 2

    Gaby

    5 years ago

    At least a GIGN squad would save me!

  • 0

    lespotopoto

    1 week ago

    i dont want to have my head cut

  • 2

    Boomshakalaka

    6 years ago

    hold up...Somalian or Caribbean pirates?

  • 2

    Em J

    6 years ago

    YAY!!!!!!! I have always wanted to be a pirate! (Are there pirates still in Somalia?)

    • 1

      Em J

      6 years ago

      I know having a girl on the ship is bad luck but look what happened to Elizabeth Swan! PIRATE LORD!

  • 2

    Edward JP Richtofen

    6 years ago

    You may have a small chance of meeting Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • 2

    deathpwnie

    6 years ago

    Pirates are fun!

  • 2

    Alfonzo Webb

    6 years ago

    How do you know the pirates won't butt rape you because there is nothing else to have sex with?

  • 2

    JonDickbutter

    6 years ago

    SNUU SNUU

  • 1

    Swoag

    9 months ago

    im into rape

  • 1

    aJBSFDZGbjskfhgl

    1 year ago

    But im jack sparrow so to hell with your capturing!!!

  • 1

    Lucas McWaffle

    1 year ago

    If you are captured by a wild tribe they are WAY more likely to kill you, either by eating you or just ripping every limb of your body off. id rather walk the plank, i can SWIM

  • 1

    RedJackOfClubs

    3 years ago

    Navy SEALs will save me

  • 1

    matthew

    3 years ago

    love piarats

  • 1

    SaphireMudkip

    3 years ago

    I can act like a god

  • 1

    Leen Vanhove

    3 years ago

    paople saying to not choose wild tribe becouse of canibalism. it was never said they were canibals

  • 1

    AZDO

    3 years ago

    If you get captured by pirates you have no escape...But if you get captured by a wild tribe in the jungles you can escape...First of all there is only a ship when it comes to pirates,so there is no escape when there is pirates.But if you get captured by a wild tribe its okay,because you can break out of the wood jail and run away because jungles are big!But if you are captured by pirates you cant get away!So be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles...

  • 1

    mystik671

    4 years ago

    I'd join them and then become the captain.

  • 1

    Shelby

    5 years ago

    I'd rather be a slave to a pirate than possibly cannibalized.

  • 1

    Thelykane

    5 years ago

    Depends what type of pirats

  • 1

    PaulBC7500

    5 years ago

    Pirates want ransom, some tribes still practice things such as cannibalism....

  • 1

    PaulBC7500

    5 years ago

    Pirates want ransom, some tribes still practice things such as cannibalism....

  • 1

    ablige

    5 years ago

    I would want to be captured by jack sparrow

  • 1

    MozzarellaChez

    5 years ago

    I don't know the second one sounds a lot more fun... At least you could have some fun first, assuming u die ether way.

    • 1

      Seonay King

      5 years ago

      And then I'm a girl so I'm just gonna get raped .________.

  • 1

    _lost_

    6 years ago

    So... Get eaten or get raped( if of course you're female, but who knows )

  • 1

    Divinity

    6 years ago

    those tribe people are gonna fucking eat me XD

  • 1

    Czar

    6 years ago

    You realize the pirates we're talking about are probably Somali pirates, right?

  • 1

    that_asian_guy

    6 years ago

    If you were captured by pirates, the Seals would rescue you

  • 1

    Jason Graham

    6 years ago

    Wild Tribal Pirates, then you know you're screwed.

  • 1

    mattc127

    6 years ago

    Penis

  • 1

    mattc127

    6 years ago

    Penis

  • 1

    Alex Papoutsas

    6 years ago

    Far Cry 3. 'Nuff Said.

  • 1

    Noah Agosta

    6 years ago

    far cry 3?

  • 1

    ChaoFou Yang

    6 years ago

    There once was a man named Gold Roger...

  • 1

    Flávio Sousa

    6 years ago

    arr

  • 1

    Alfie Hamer

    6 years ago

    Pirates weren't like they're in the movies. Unless you mean Somalian pirates?

  • 1

    Rein

    6 years ago

    cannibalistic rapists or rapists with guns..hmm choices choices

  • 1

    Capt. Jack Sparrow

    6 years ago

    ..And I'll fall in love with captain Jack Sparrow

  • 1

    Robert Nichols

    6 years ago

    amaze the primitive tribe with my lighter and boil in the bag rise then run

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