Bruises or constant electrocution?
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Being a federal agent that carries a taser x26 Ive had to be taser certified which means Ive been shot in the back with my exact taser x26 So id rather go thru that again being theres no after affects
GretchenWieners
Who the fuck brags about being tased? Seriously, I hope you die next time you get tased.
Synestir
57% of people have obviously never been shot by a police certified bean bag shotgun
TheScrewtard
@GretchenWieners why would you hope for death, because someone said something. He didn't brag, assface. He stated a fact.
Alfred Louis Cromwell
If we are professional, wouldn't our bodies sort of tolerate the voltage after a while?
nigg
kinky
Zac Major
But you're testing - so it may be a much higher voltage.....or massive barbs :')
braidan
being tased is really isnt that bad once the shock is gone
Ian Lurchii-Slittz Wilcox
@Arix No wonder America's getting no respect; You've got Federal Agents that have no grasp on the concepts of grammar, punctuation, or spelling. Even if I were to believe that you were an American Federal Agent (I hasten to add that I don't), taking a shock from a tazer is nothing spectacular; some people have a natural resistance to large currents. For example: We used to mess around with Tazers of about 200,000v and 0.05 amps when I was in college and I was able to control myself through that, so your claim of taking a shock from a 50,000v, 0.036 amp tazer is neither impressive, nor really relative to the question. In answer to the question... Damn, I forgot the alternative whilst typing this out. Oh yeah, I'd be a Taser testee; Bean bags hurt more than paint-balls do and can break bones.
Nick3.141592
@Ian: I don't think he was trying to be "Impressive"
Mike Buonomo
@ Ian and gretchen, you guys are fucking ass holes.
Just A potato
Oh crap i thought you get to do the shooting. D:
Magic
Why not both?
Glaceon999
Wynaut be the one shooting it?
Heroboy99
Being Electrocuted is fine, The Beanbag sends u flying (it could be A huge pressure to send u flying and possibly hit the floor with ur head!)
connotations
i heard beanbag shotguns can break ribs
Ami
"I got tased once! :D" "FUCK YOU" What is the internet...
lozzyxx
That is the weirdest question ive ever heard
Micheal
@GretchenWieners so your telling us when we have a different opinion we automatically have to die. how about you go straight to hell?
Raphael Sornen
You don't generally get killed by a taser, but I don't know what a bean bag gun is.
Deadpool
Ever seen Jackass? Ever seen the guy that shot with a beanbag gun? He had a gigantic welt that was purple THREE DAYS LATER!!!!!!
cicicat
maybe ill lose my memory lel
Dragirl
I might just go to a hospital and be known for testing tasers
Blueternity
could just be the once and you get a butt load of money.
jaffacake
this may sound weird but i like the feeling of electricution
Ty Mercer
I always have bruises from my parents anyways... jk i play paintball:)
Alexa
Bean bags are soft. How do I know? I have them at my school. Also the beans could be speck- sized, therefore cushions will be shot at me.
Niko
Oh my- I was thinking of the nice lovely sit on beanbag's...not the fuck you up, shotgun shells
Guardianz89
taser is only temporary pain, bean bags leave bruises that dont exactly go away quickly
Tick_Tock_Man
Except getting tasered that often would certainly cause permanent damage and eventually death.
lewis
to be honest i thought it said taste
LeBatman
Obviously you would have padding when testing a beanbag gun
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WeedDemon96
Bean bag guns can kill you haha
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ArianneIchi
tasers can kill you too, ya' know
Autarctic
I play paintball and get bruises from that. rather have that worse with beanbags then being shocked
Jonathan Golden
have you ever been shot by a beanbag gun? way way worse than paintball, and getting tased really isnt that bad, I've done both
Mr C Hutty
Beanbag gun has the full power of a shotgun just launching beanbags bruises the size of basketballs that are purple not your average paintball or Airsoft war and if you get that bruise hit afterwords it hurts
Joseph Francis
Dud ethics beanbags can break bones
Parker Turk
Imagine a 20x stronger paintball. You have no clue how fucking bad that hurts
Parker Turk
Imagine a 20x stronger paintball. You have no clue how fucking bad that hurts
awesomegreek556
A beenbag hurts more than a paintball even if you throw it Guess what happens when it gets shot out of a 12 gauge shotgun
awesomegreek556
A beenbag hurts more than a paintball even if you throw it Guess what happens when it gets shot out of a 12 gauge shotgun
Packleader12
I picked beanbag gun because I was curious on whatever the fuck a beanbag gun is
TechnoPaladin
Exactly, electrocution probably sucks.
dabowieknife
Bean bags are ment to knock you out by pain paintballs are a little wimpy
Tasha xx
*tasers everyone* MWAHAHA
jakethedoge
Have you seen jackass they started crying
jakethedoge
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jakethedoge
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Regular I
Get Tased
Cruelparody
repeatedly getting electrocuted way more chance of dying
Revan
At least as a laser testee I would get used to the shock and then be able to resist getting tasered from the cops in a real situation.
Noodletron
It doesn't work like that.
Soalan Delano Moore
No revan you cant get used yo 700-900 volts of electrisity travelling at 1600 j
Pat
I'm pretty sure you could get messed up mentally from being electrocuted too much.
Hernani Burgos
I tought it was a taster testee oops :(
poisonedlight
i dont want to piss myself being shocked
Theshadowquake
it couldnt hert that much
nosuicide
Either way you're a testicle! This question sucks balls!
Sleep
Electricians and stuff get shocked often enough they can shrug off most. I think you would build up an immunity to it. I don't think most of you realize how bad beanbag guns are.
TeslaCoilGirl
Yep. I'm 15, will be an electrical engineer, and already built up a very good resistance to electrical shocks, no pun intended.
Noodletron
I don't think you realize how tazers work.
nolandovaldez
Damnit I read that as taste tester.
[deleted]
I'm interpreting this as being the one to test fire the device.
allan
id pprobably get me horneys
Kaitlyn <3
Just quit your job
3Master
know one said you gotta test it on yourself!
Pinkstreaks
It says testee... Which means, you know, be the one it's tested on...
Manny
Nice try
Mikaela
I ride horses. Pain and bruises are nothing to me. :3
Noodletron
Lol you obviously have not been hit with a beanbag gun.
Paigeaater124
its not the same...
bobbls
Funniness
Tad.12
WRECK BEANBAGS
Tad.12
lol
WindigoGaming87
The first thing I thought of for red was a gun that launches harmless beanbags!
Dominic Rached
I quit
Twilight_Lights
peanuts i read that wrong
Matt Bartlett
I don't wanna be a testie
Tommy Jing
Getting taserd several time you can develope heart problems
killersea
At least I won't constantly hurt all over...
Ralf Stofmeel
Such a SHOCKING question
Xifihas
Being constantly electrocuted would probably lead to some nerve damage.
jaketherake
Hah testees
Yirmi Goldman
LOL, you said testee.
ncab
ō-ō really bro
ncab
ō-ō really bro
Kateskool
Testee hehe
some jewish dude
after getting tased so many times, i think your heart would give out... now fun Bro!
Jeremy
I'd do either, but taser would suck less.
Kyle
Friend- so what are you doing later? You- nothing probably just getting tazed in the nuts and in the ass a couple times...
aSoapyEnema
DONT TASE ME BRO!!
DrCrazyFishMan1
i'll be given protection
Crissy
Both would hurt. A lot. But at least I have a lower chance of death this way.
Andrew
it didn't say you couldn't quit
Ahmed rasheed
Why does this not move to next question
Lia_TheBest
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Sam Roof
Why would you want to test tasers?
XenoBro
Dont allow the dumb fuck to let it at high voltage and only test low voltages and you wont have a problem
Why
you get to shoot people for a living
ouiouipeepee
i swear to fucking god i laughted too hard at this
Noot Noot
My stomach is already a punching bag, Why not a beanbag test target?
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watch a video of people getting hit with bean bag guns they drop like dead flys
NovaTheAlphaWolf
ok, a beanbag gun testee is a person who gets SHOT with a GUN!!! a tazer does WAYYYY less damage than A GUN PEOPLE!!!!
KawaiiPupper7
You can wear body armor to reduce pain and possible remove chances of bruises
Supersam
What in the fuck is a beanbag gun? XD