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44% Be a professional Taser testee

56% Be a professional beanbag gun testee

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Be a professional beanbag gun testee

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Bruises or constant electrocution?

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  • 93

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    Being a federal agent that carries a taser x26 Ive had to be taser certified which means Ive been shot in the back with my exact taser x26 So id rather go thru that again being theres no after affects

    • 53

      GretchenWieners

      7 years ago

      Who the fuck brags about being tased? Seriously, I hope you die next time you get tased.

    • 83

      Synestir

      6 years ago

      57% of people have obviously never been shot by a police certified bean bag shotgun

    • 111

      TheScrewtard

      6 years ago

      @GretchenWieners why would you hope for death, because someone said something. He didn't brag, assface. He stated a fact.

    • 28

      Alfred Louis Cromwell

      6 years ago

      If we are professional, wouldn't our bodies sort of tolerate the voltage after a while?

    • 15

      nigg

      6 years ago

      kinky

    • 9

      Zac Major

      6 years ago

      But you're testing - so it may be a much higher voltage.....or massive barbs :')

    • 2

      braidan

      6 years ago

      being tased is really isnt that bad once the shock is gone

    • 15

      Ian Lurchii-Slittz Wilcox

      6 years ago

      @Arix No wonder America's getting no respect; You've got Federal Agents that have no grasp on the concepts of grammar, punctuation, or spelling. Even if I were to believe that you were an American Federal Agent (I hasten to add that I don't), taking a shock from a tazer is nothing spectacular; some people have a natural resistance to large currents. For example: We used to mess around with Tazers of about 200,000v and 0.05 amps when I was in college and I was able to control myself through that, so your claim of taking a shock from a 50,000v, 0.036 amp tazer is neither impressive, nor really relative to the question. In answer to the question... Damn, I forgot the alternative whilst typing this out. Oh yeah, I'd be a Taser testee; Bean bags hurt more than paint-balls do and can break bones.

    • 8

      Nick3.141592

      6 years ago

      @Ian: I don't think he was trying to be "Impressive"

    • 9

      Mike Buonomo

      6 years ago

      @ Ian and gretchen, you guys are fucking ass holes.

    • 3

      Just A potato

      5 years ago

      Oh crap i thought you get to do the shooting. D:

    • 4

      Magic

      5 years ago

      Why not both?

    • 3

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Wynaut be the one shooting it?

    • 0

      Heroboy99

      3 years ago

      Being Electrocuted is fine, The Beanbag sends u flying (it could be A huge pressure to send u flying and possibly hit the floor with ur head!)

    • 3

      connotations

      3 years ago

      i heard beanbag shotguns can break ribs

    • 5

      Ami

      3 years ago

      "I got tased once! :D" "FUCK YOU" What is the internet...

    • 0

      lozzyxx

      3 years ago

      That is the weirdest question ive ever heard

    • 3

      Micheal

      3 years ago

      @GretchenWieners so your telling us when we have a different opinion we automatically have to die. how about you go straight to hell?

    • 0

      Raphael Sornen

      3 years ago

      You don't generally get killed by a taser, but I don't know what a bean bag gun is.

    • 1

      Deadpool

      3 years ago

      Ever seen Jackass? Ever seen the guy that shot with a beanbag gun? He had a gigantic welt that was purple THREE DAYS LATER!!!!!!

    • 0

      cicicat

      3 years ago

      maybe ill lose my memory lel

    • 0

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      I might just go to a hospital and be known for testing tasers

    • 2

      Blueternity

      3 years ago

      could just be the once and you get a butt load of money.

    • 0

      jaffacake

      3 years ago

      this may sound weird but i like the feeling of electricution

    • 0

      Ty Mercer

      2 years ago

      I always have bruises from my parents anyways... jk i play paintball:)

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      Bean bags are soft. How do I know? I have them at my school. Also the beans could be speck- sized, therefore cushions will be shot at me.

    • 0

      Niko

      1 year ago

      Oh my- I was thinking of the nice lovely sit on beanbag's...not the fuck you up, shotgun shells

  • 36

    Guardianz89

    8 years ago

    taser is only temporary pain, bean bags leave bruises that dont exactly go away quickly

    • 33

      Tick_Tock_Man

      7 years ago

      Except getting tasered that often would certainly cause permanent damage and eventually death.

    • 20

      lewis

      6 years ago

      to be honest i thought it said taste

    • 13

      LeBatman

      6 years ago

      Obviously you would have padding when testing a beanbag gun

    • 2

      simonh2000

      3 years ago

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  • 30

    WeedDemon96

    7 years ago

    Bean bag guns can kill you haha

    • 1

      Neven

      3 years ago

      SUCCKKKKK AAAAAAAAAAA BIG FLLLLLOOPPPPPPYYYYYYY JJJUUUUUIIIIICCCCYYYYYY SUCKULENT TENDER CHICKEN LIKE DICK

    • 1

      ArianneIchi

      3 years ago

      tasers can kill you too, ya' know

  • 24

    Autarctic

    9 years ago

    I play paintball and get bruises from that. rather have that worse with beanbags then being shocked

    • 31

      Jonathan Golden

      6 years ago

      have you ever been shot by a beanbag gun? way way worse than paintball, and getting tased really isnt that bad, I've done both

    • 11

      Mr C Hutty

      6 years ago

      Beanbag gun has the full power of a shotgun just launching beanbags bruises the size of basketballs that are purple not your average paintball or Airsoft war and if you get that bruise hit afterwords it hurts

    • 2

      Joseph Francis

      6 years ago

      Dud ethics beanbags can break bones

    • 2

      Parker Turk

      5 years ago

      Imagine a 20x stronger paintball. You have no clue how fucking bad that hurts

    • 11

      Parker Turk

      5 years ago

      Imagine a 20x stronger paintball. You have no clue how fucking bad that hurts

    • 3

      awesomegreek556

      5 years ago

      A beenbag hurts more than a paintball even if you throw it Guess what happens when it gets shot out of a 12 gauge shotgun

    • 0

      awesomegreek556

      5 years ago

      A beenbag hurts more than a paintball even if you throw it Guess what happens when it gets shot out of a 12 gauge shotgun

    • 8

      Packleader12

      5 years ago

      I picked beanbag gun because I was curious on whatever the fuck a beanbag gun is

    • 2

      TechnoPaladin

      5 years ago

      Exactly, electrocution probably sucks.

    • 0

      dabowieknife

      5 years ago

      Bean bags are ment to knock you out by pain paintballs are a little wimpy

    • 1

      Tasha xx

      4 years ago

      *tasers everyone* MWAHAHA

    • 0

      jakethedoge

      3 years ago

      Have you seen jackass they started crying

    • 0

      jakethedoge

      3 years ago

      Have you seen jackass they started crying

    • 0

      jakethedoge

      3 years ago

      Have you seen jackass they started crying

    • 0

      jakethedoge

      3 years ago

      Have you seen jackass they started crying

    • 0

      Regular I

      2 years ago

      Get Tased

  • 12

    Cruelparody

    8 years ago

    repeatedly getting electrocuted way more chance of dying

  • 9

    Revan

    7 years ago

    At least as a laser testee I would get used to the shock and then be able to resist getting tasered from the cops in a real situation.

  • 6

    Pat

    7 years ago

    I'm pretty sure you could get messed up mentally from being electrocuted too much.

  • 5

    Hernani Burgos

    6 years ago

    I tought it was a taster testee oops :(

  • 4

    poisonedlight

    6 years ago

    i dont want to piss myself being shocked

  • 4

    Theshadowquake

    7 years ago

    it couldnt hert that much

  • 3

    nosuicide

    7 years ago

    Either way you're a testicle! This question sucks balls!

  • 3

    Sleep

    7 years ago

    Electricians and stuff get shocked often enough they can shrug off most. I think you would build up an immunity to it. I don't think most of you realize how bad beanbag guns are.

    • 3

      TeslaCoilGirl

      6 years ago

      Yep. I'm 15, will be an electrical engineer, and already built up a very good resistance to electrical shocks, no pun intended.

    • 4

      Noodletron

      6 years ago

      I don't think you realize how tazers work.

  • 3

    nolandovaldez

    7 years ago

    Damnit I read that as taste tester.

  • 3

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    I'm interpreting this as being the one to test fire the device.

  • 3

    allan

    7 years ago

    id pprobably get me horneys

  • 2

    Kaitlyn <3

    2 years ago

    Just quit your job

  • 2

    3Master

    6 years ago

    know one said you gotta test it on yourself!

  • 2

    Mikaela

    7 years ago

    I ride horses. Pain and bruises are nothing to me. :3

  • 0

    Ahmed rasheed

    3 weeks ago

    Why does this not move to next question

  • 0

    Lia_TheBest

    1 month ago

    Plz see my questions

  • 0

    Lelpa

    1 month ago

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  • 0

    Sam Roof

    1 month ago

    Why would you want to test tasers?

  • 1

    bobbls

    3 years ago

    Funniness

  • 1

    Tad.12

    3 years ago

    WRECK BEANBAGS

  • 1

    WindigoGaming87

    3 years ago

    The first thing I thought of for red was a gun that launches harmless beanbags!

  • 0

    XenoBro

    1 month ago

    Dont allow the dumb fuck to let it at high voltage and only test low voltages and you wont have a problem

  • 1

    Dominic Rached

    5 years ago

    I quit

  • 1

    Twilight_Lights

    6 years ago

    peanuts i read that wrong

  • 1

    Matt Bartlett

    6 years ago

    I don't wanna be a testie

  • 1

    Tommy Jing

    6 years ago

    Getting taserd several time you can develope heart problems

  • 1

    killersea

    6 years ago

    At least I won't constantly hurt all over...

  • 1

    Ralf Stofmeel

    6 years ago

    Such a SHOCKING question

  • 1

    Xifihas

    6 years ago

    Being constantly electrocuted would probably lead to some nerve damage.

  • 1

    jaketherake

    6 years ago

    Hah testees

  • 1

    Yirmi Goldman

    6 years ago

    LOL, you said testee.

  • 1

    Kateskool

    7 years ago

    Testee hehe

  • 1

    some jewish dude

    7 years ago

    after getting tased so many times, i think your heart would give out... now fun Bro!

  • 1

    Jeremy

    7 years ago

    I'd do either, but taser would suck less.

  • 1

    Kyle

    7 years ago

    Friend- so what are you doing later? You- nothing probably just getting tazed in the nuts and in the ass a couple times...

  • 1

    aSoapyEnema

    7 years ago

    DONT TASE ME BRO!!

  • 1

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    7 years ago

    i'll be given protection

  • 1

    Crissy

    7 years ago

    Both would hurt. A lot. But at least I have a lower chance of death this way.

  • 0

    Why

    2 months ago

    you get to shoot people for a living

  • 0

    ouiouipeepee

    2 months ago

    i swear to fucking god i laughted too hard at this

  • 0

    Noot Noot

    3 months ago

    My stomach is already a punching bag, Why not a beanbag test target?

  • 0

    ...---...

    4 months ago

    watch a video of people getting hit with bean bag guns they drop like dead flys

  • 0

    NovaTheAlphaWolf

    5 months ago

    ok, a beanbag gun testee is a person who gets SHOT with a GUN!!! a tazer does WAYYYY less damage than A GUN PEOPLE!!!!

  • 0

    KawaiiPupper7

    7 months ago

    You can wear body armor to reduce pain and possible remove chances of bruises

  • 0

    Supersam

    8 months ago

    What in the fuck is a beanbag gun? XD

  • 0

    LokiSkywalker

    10 months ago

    More survivable

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