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78% Chug a pint of ocean salt water

22% Chug a pint of rancid milk

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Chug a pint of ocean salt water
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Chug a pint of rancid milk

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Afterwards you cannot immediately chase it with another drink. Savor it!

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527 comments

  • 216

    Guardianz89

    9 years ago

    well your kidneys might shut down an youll die from the salt water, least u can puke up the milk

    • 275

      Daniel Zamalin

      8 years ago

      You can also puke the salt water, and your kidneys wont shut down from a pint of saltwater, unless there is something wrong with your kidneys

    • 23

      kevin

      8 years ago

      well that wont happen you might just go crazy mad for a fey days weeks mins secs and you know

    • 12

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      talkin crazy, he is. ........ do u have something wrong with ur kidneys?? cause it dot make MY kidneys shut down..........

    • 15

      Moist Nugget

      7 years ago

      @Dan well if you chug a pint of salt water you are gonna have some major kidney issues there.

    • 8

      Runescape

      7 years ago

      They won't shut down, just drink loads of pure water afterwards.

    • 11

      Niker107

      7 years ago

      @Runescape read the description... It says you can't immediately chase it with another drink, you must get over with it.

    • 7

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      Sea water is dangerous. It can dehydrate your cells, and you can die from thirst from all the salt.

    • 1

      Darksword527

      7 years ago

      i've had it if you want to know how it tastes go to this link bit.ly/17yr1jB?=hoyit

    • 6

      magcargo101

      7 years ago

      Ocean Water can kill you!

    • 6

      Mayonnaise

      7 years ago

      Rancid milk tastes good to me

    • 3

      Da_SuLLy

      7 years ago

      Yeah, because Puking sea water is impossible. And it didnt say sea water dude, it said salt water, u won't die from a pint of salt water.

    • 3

      Da_SuLLy

      7 years ago

      Yeah, because Puking sea water is impossible. And it didnt say sea water dude, it said salt water, u won't die from a pint of salt water.

    • 3

      arjunS

      6 years ago

      Nothing will happen to your kidneys mate

    • 8

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      Either one will come back up real quick, so pick the one that won't make you throw up just looking at it and smelling it.

    • 2

      Micah Philson

      6 years ago

      And @Da_SuLLy, it says ocean salt water.

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      6 years ago

      @Niker107 it didn't say you couldn't follow it with food. Walkers Prawn Cocktail here I come...

    • 2

      Oh Snap

      6 years ago

      Oh and actually I bet you 3 year olds at the beach swallow more salty water than a pint.

    • 3

      FBI

      6 years ago

      I happen to be a fish thanks a lot bitch.

    • 2

      Tamlen

      6 years ago

      I can't puke and I have bad kidneys. :D

    • 2

      Adriek302

      6 years ago

      Believe me, I would.

    • 1

      ButHitlerisDead

      6 years ago

      Ocean water would burn your throat from all the salt anyway. I'd rather throw up from disgust

    • 1

      Mike Tombolini

      4 years ago

      It's OCEAN water. Do you not understand what kind of shit it's contaminated with?

    • 3

      CherriPie

      4 years ago

      omg you people are dumb you could DIE have fun with that id rather throw up

    • 2

      PyroV3

      4 years ago

      You people have never gotten a mouthful of ocean water before, have you?

    • 2

      squidcrusher14

      4 years ago

      Ummm I drink ocean water in the Morning............... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

    • 1

      Pikachu banana

      4 years ago

      I drink at least a small cup of saltwater every time I go to the beach! What's the big deal?

    • 1

      Pinkie pie

      4 years ago

      Yeah true but I wouldn't live puking so eh

    • 2

      Joe

      4 years ago

      at least i will puke it out...

    • 1

      Aaa

      4 years ago

      Would u rather have sex with ur mom or ur sister

    • 0

      Arainbowcow

      4 years ago

      have you ever had rancid milk?

    • 0

      huricanis

      4 years ago

      i am lactose intolerant...........

    • 0

      Kev

      4 years ago

      After drinking a pint of salt water, start drinking lots and lots of Non-salt water....

    • 0

      TheFracturedRuby

      4 years ago

      i like salty things :I

    • 0

      dogemaster

      4 years ago

      ive drank rancid milk befor its terrible

    • 0

      Colin O'Hear

      4 years ago

      Rancid milk can kill you, think about the germs in it. A gallon or maybe a quart would shut down your kidneys, but not a pint, it would just taste horrible and you would be insanely thirsty for the next couple of minutes.

    • 0

      Major Doge

      3 years ago

      you will drown from ur own blood if you chose blue

    • 0

      panda12332

      3 years ago

      Thats what i thought!

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      3 years ago

      I went to Hawai'i once and nearly did that. lol

    • 1

      f*ckface

      3 years ago

      lol, ocean water? i drink bleach for breakfast.

    • 0

      adirondacdew

      3 years ago

      Ocean salt can KILL YOU, maybe you should go try it out

    • 2

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Says who? I have done that many times, and look at me, i'm fine.

    • 0

      BruhTheStatment

      2 years ago

      dude i think idiots would say something smarter than what you just said.

    • 0

      BruhTheStatment

      2 years ago

      plus go to the beach and chug a pint. no kidney problems i've done it MANY times. and im fine.

    • 0

      Ryan

      2 years ago

      Its way more than a pint to cause death

    • 1

      montyxx

      2 years ago

      boys and girls he said MIGHT shut down. omfg

    • 0

      YEEEEEEEET

      1 year ago

      salt water used to taste good to me xD

    • 0

      Mocha

      1 month ago

      Do you know how often I swallow a long of saltwater

  • 21

    overtherainbow

    8 years ago

    Your kidneys will shut down? Are you kidding me? The amount of times that I've been swimming or bodysurfing or something in the ocean and I've swallowed massive amounts of seawater have resulted in nothing worse than a sick feeling. Not sure what ocean you guys are near, but the water here is much better for you than rancid milk.

    • 3

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      you surf?? cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool xxxx ;) ;) xxxx

    • 19

      Plutters

      7 years ago

      Lucy is an obvious sexual predator...We're watching you Lucy!

    • 4

      Moustached Gent

      7 years ago

      I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC...

    • 0

      one ton

      4 years ago

      I stay in Northern China, every source of water in and around this area will bring slow and painful death.

    • 0

      one ton

      4 years ago

      I stay in Northern China, every source of water in and around this area will bring slow and painful death.

    • 1

      CactiKannonKIA

      4 years ago

      the amount of salt in seawater can easily cause your kidneys to fail - also you cant drink afterwards, causing the effects to be even worse - an entire pint of sea water followed by no hydration could easily kill you.

    • 0

      Rebecca

      2 years ago

      Dude it depends how rancid the milk is sooo...

    • 0

      YEEEEEEEET

      1 year ago

      it used to taste g00d

  • 15

    sadiesaxton

    8 years ago

    You guys it says a pint, not a gallon.

  • 11

    Ahti Song

    8 years ago

    I'd say theres only one choice for us - lactose intolerant.

  • 8

    hahahahaha01

    8 years ago

    my name is Deanthony Owens i go to akins high school in Austin, Tx, i play for the school's basketball team

  • 8

    schrammtastic

    8 years ago

    to much salt will kill u so milk

    • 7

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      its not just milk. its RANCID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      and boy can i tell u, theres a bigggggggggggg difference there!!

    • 0

      Pen

      4 years ago

      Anything tastes better rancid.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      While many of us eat a lot of salty foods already, like potato chips for example. It's not healthy but takes a lot before it kills you, and drinking pure water afterwards may help to reduce the effects. I know the description says you can't immediately drink something else, but how about 10 minutes later?

    • 0

      Noob Plays Stuff

      4 years ago

      IT IS A PINT WHICH IS NOT TOO MUCH SALT IDIOT

    • 0

      TheMCbanana

      4 years ago

      i live near the beach, Myrtle beach, salt water is not nearly as bad as rancid milk

  • 7

    Vallhallan

    7 years ago

    Did it on a bet. Not to bad. It's now a habit and I have been to the hospital twice....i'm kinda scared.

  • 7

    Guardianz89

    9 years ago

    PLUS old milk becomes CHEESE

    • 88

      Andrew Ellis

      8 years ago

      You should let your milk stay in your fridge for about two months, then try and eat "your cheese"

    • 1

      kevin

      8 years ago

      dont think that gonna work you need to shake it or am i thinking of something else wait im thinking of making milk

    • 17

      Աննա Հովհա

      8 years ago

      you are stupid

    • 7

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      yes but trying to chug a block of cheese gotta hurt, man...............

    • 11

      thatoneguy2012

      7 years ago

      Andrew Ellis just made made my day

  • 5

    Bryan Step

    4 years ago

    I only chose my answer because it doesn't say PURE ocean salt water. Nothing to say that it can't be diluted with .99 pint water and be .01 salt water.

  • 5

    snapmohawk

    6 years ago

    Why ? Because f**k you thats why

  • 5

    Katie

    8 years ago

    Salt water tastes good.

    • 2

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      and thats why no1 has clicked agree xxxx

  • 5

    hahahahaha01

    8 years ago

    I poop

  • 4

    Alex60517

    8 years ago

    Is that supposed to be bad?

  • 3

    science4322

    7 years ago

    sea salt would kill

    • 3

      Froggers

      7 years ago

      RETARD ALERT! A pint is only two cups, and if you were really afraid you were going to die after drinking it, go get your stomach pumped or make yourself throw up.

    • 1

      Noob Plays Stuff

      4 years ago

      oh my gosh 2 pints of salt water oh noooo. A five year old chugs more than that when they're swimming.

  • 3

    chickedy2534

    7 years ago

    How exactly am I supposed to chug and "savor" at the same time?

    • 9

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      ask the guy who submitted it. if he is still alive from trying to chug and savour at the same time.

  • 0

    bullshit choices

    3 days ago

    at least its better than jilly juice

  • 2

    Cross

    7 years ago

    Internet says that the reason for the salty water is from whales having ejaculation while missing 75% of semen..........AND THAT'S FUCKING GROSS

    • 0

      lisa

      2 years ago

      EWWWW I CHANGE MY MIND NOW

  • 2

    Elenadearest

    7 years ago

    I probably drink that much when I visit the ocean anyway...

  • 2

    Cameron

    7 years ago

    ugh, the milk would just clump up

  • 2

    herpaderp

    8 years ago

    its drink disgusting shit, or drink salty water and go to the hospital to fix it easily

  • 2

    sweetdanger98

    8 years ago

    either way your going to throw up.

  • 2

    Velatus

    8 years ago

    I've probably had several gallons of ocean water during my career as a child. I have a bad habit of swimming with my mouth open.

    • 2

      ಠ_ಠ

      8 years ago

      yes, but you never would have ingested a whole pint in one sitting, your kidneys would fail and you would die

  • 2

    jackal

    8 years ago

    I'd rather my kidneys shut down than drink rancid milk. Besides, I can chase it with drinking water.

    • 7

      Zeke911

      8 years ago

      It said you can't chase it with anything.

    • 1

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      yeah, me too!! and i figured u can live with 1 kidney so u can just pour it all right down one of the sides of your throat which leads to 1 kidney and then just let it shut down and live fine well perfectly good with the other one xxxx

    • 10

      kixxie

      7 years ago

      @Lucy..... seriously??!?! You think that's how your body works.... that you can pour it down a side of your throat and it only affects things on one side of your body. Unless you're under the age of maybe 8, I seriously want to shoot myself!

  • 0

    Mocha

    1 month ago

    I HATE milk

  • 1

    Serenity

    3 years ago

    Really? that is nasty either way.

  • 1

    Demondrawer

    3 years ago

    I actually like the taste of sltwater

  • 1

    ian

    4 years ago

    hmmm i have drank salt water at the beach

  • 1

    EpicDude1537

    4 years ago

    A 5 year old swimming chugs more ocean water than that...FTW

  • 1

    damon

    4 years ago

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  • 1

    Levi Northness

    4 years ago

    Salt water just dehydrates you rancid milk has a horrible texture and taste and could make you vomit upon it being in your mouth

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      The dehydration can be counteracted by drinking clean water a few minutes later

    • 0

      ZJBlah

      4 years ago

      You can't do that.

  • 1

    Deathslinger

    5 years ago

    You can die from sea water

  • 1

    Filipp Pöyhönen

    7 years ago

    Lol, I ALWAYS drink ocean salt water and it's good and it also didn't affect me at all...

  • 1

    helloimjack

    7 years ago

    Around 1 litre of seawater is required to kill you.

  • 1

    Jopo

    7 years ago

    Lol 83% of voters are dumb. Drinking that much salt water would easily KILL YOU. Rancud

  • 1

    Jopo

    7 years ago

    Rancid milk won't kill you. Salt water will.

  • 1

    TheTank

    7 years ago

    I dont understand these results. The salt would be so much worse

  • 1

    CellGirl

    7 years ago

    It says IMMEDIATELY. So... salt water... 5 min later, soda soda soda!

  • 1

    Arron Muller

    7 years ago

    O

  • 1

    Tom

    7 years ago

    Ocean water could kill you...

  • 1

    .......SUPRISE......

    7 years ago

    ive drank salt water its not bad

  • 1

    Stolkmen

    8 years ago

    I do everytime I try to swim. Still can't swim btw.

    • 0

      Lucy

      7 years ago

      wait, if you still can't swim but you can type with no spelling mistakes and you know what 'btw' stands for, then you must be old..................................... and wait no u must be young.......................

  • 1

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    A pint of salt water isn't enough to kill you, but a pint of rancid, bacteria infested milk most likely will.

  • 0

    Forte

    2 months ago

    Easy

  • 0

    Gabe

    2 months ago

    I would rather die then do either of those!

  • 0

    Tristan

    3 months ago

    I acually chugged ocean salt water... its very painful, but not painful enough

  • 0

    Tomanda

    3 months ago

    YOU CAN GET SICK YOU 78 OCEAN WATER LOVERS

  • 0

    SkyGamer2001

    4 months ago

    You can just drink normal water right after to dissolve the salt

  • 0

    Ash

    5 months ago

    i already tasted salt water when i was younger sooooooooooooo

  • 0

    Conner

    5 months ago

    how do i do fullscreen

  • 0

    Astin

    8 months ago

    I don't understand how people could pick red I've dranked saltwater plenty of times as a kid.

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